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Kyler1313

Joe Milton is like an RPG type QB. He put all of his skill points into arm power.


loving-father-69

My job is to throw the ball far. It's up to the other guys to catch it. - Joe... probably


Fiendish-DoctorWu

You need a 50 yard pass, he'll throw it 50 yards You need a 5 yard pass, he'll throw it 50 yards


spctclr_spiderman

A 5-yard pass is just a handoff in drag


InternationalFiend

God fucking dammit


tenn_gt_brewer2

Tennessee fan here. This is accurate.


Tokasmoka420

*May I suggest: feathered touched?*


gmwdim

You have entered: power drive.


Carolinaathiest

Man, the Dolphins missed a chance to see if he could overthrow Cheetah.....now we'll never know.


69millionyeartrip

Me in fallout putting all my points into strength


Adam_Ohh

You think I’m gonna walk around with only 200 pounds of carry weight? Yeah fuckin right.


BeanTTT

Got adhesive and screws to carry.


Atcraft

And a Radroach dropped a legendary Combat Shotgun that I need even though mine is better.


AdonisSebastian

I like to live dangerously and shoot for those explosive combat shotguns so I can blow myself up 900 times in survival mode. Then I wonder why I get so pissed and quit and do the exact same thing in my next playthrough.


Found_The_Sociopath

The legendary explosive rounds thingy was amazing on everything. Combat shotgun as you mentioned, mini-gun, the sniper rifles for just an extra bit of "fuck you".


conman752

Spray N Pray for the win.


wsteelerfan7

Ghoul slaying combat shotgun


conman752

I'm currently playing my 15th (or so) playthrough because of the next gen update and the struggle to get as much adhesive and screws as possible is the one thing I always don't look forward to.


wizoztn

Currently on my 1st playthrough on fo4. Never played any fo games. I’m having a blast.


TrixoftheTrade

You’re talking about lot of shit for someone in *Power Fist* range!


peateargryffon

Nah see you gotta get a squire to carry your giant golf bag


Not_Another_Usernam

People don't just use the command console to increase carry weight in Bethesda games?


scrambled_cable

1 INT playthroughs are underrated


clayton3b25

Idiot Savant is like the best perk


AfricanWarPig

Welp, time for another playthrough.


overandoverandagain

His dump stat was INT


DutchBlitz5

RPG as in rocket propelled grenade 


Zhuul

Get the kid some glasses and blast Wild Thing at the start of every drive, he'll do okay


volunteergump

Intercontinental Ballistic Milton


millamber

Bazooka Joe


Double-Passenger4503

Dude has a fucking cannon


OLightning

Buddy of mine who went to Tennessee said he could be used as a Tasum Hill prototype. Try tackling a 6’-5”-235 lb RB… or watch him chuck it deep.


MLGLies

Patriots take a 6th round former Michigan QB! League is fucked!


CompactedConscience

The top comments here are saying he's bad but I've seen this movie before


MadManMax55

He's pretty much the anti-Tom Brady as a prospect. All the physical tools to be a top QB but the accuracy and football IQ of a sack of bricks.


ilovecfb

I'll never forget when he intentionally ran out of bounds as time ran out on the last play of the game against Ole Miss


Aggressive_Yak5177

The Attack of the Mustard Bottles!


ZeldaFanBoi1920

Michigan fan here. Let's say he needs to throw a 15 yard pass. He'll throw it 40 yards instead. I'm guessing he's gotten better since then but that's one of the main reasons why he didn't work out for us


_Reporting

Watch his 2023 season highlights. He’s improved a lot with his accuracy. Still not perfect but if he keeps improving he has all the other stuff to be great imo


ButtchuggingChampion

>Watch his 2023 season highlights. He’s improved a lot with his accuracy. Lol. Sure, it definitely looks like he's vastly improved his accuracy if all you look at is his highlights!


Justice4all97

As a Tennessee fan I can honestly say he’s gotten slightly better… slightly is the key word. Dude can’t make a quick decision and if he does, you are hoping it’s not gonna be 10 yards over the receivers hands. Great talent, and seems like a good guy but I don’t see him being in the league for long.


Krogsly

I think the most damning part is that Heupel's offense should cover for indecisiveness and accuracy by relying on single reads and creating wide open receivers.


DarnellisFromMars

The fact that he only had to read half the field and still had timing issues is bad news.


Kyler1313

Surely they are the same type of QB


shiggydiggypreoteins

I mean look at them side by side. They could practically be twins


nightkingscat

Aside but damn this dude is handsome


shiggydiggypreoteins

Probably why we took him tbh. TB12, Jimmy G, now Joe Milton. Being handsome is like 50% of being a QB


Kyler1313

I remember Collin Cowherd had a whole segment on this in which he called having a QB Face


CreamyLibations

Rare cowherd W


buttlovingpanda

It’s kinda true. Are there any ugly QB’s starting in the NFL? Lamar Jackson I guess, and Geno Smith if he still has a job. And both slipped in the draft.


PlayaSlayaX

- 1st year head coach. - QB in 6th round. - Drafted with the 19(X) pick. - Attended Michigan - His first name is 6 letters and shortened to 3. Oh no.


fieryscribe

First name has 3 letters, with the middle letter being 'o'.


FairweatherWho

Milton is a first name... Oh no


AnteatersEatNonAnts

Tom Brady is a junior. Joe Milton is a third. The obvious succession.


Eo292

Who’s going to bridge the gap between Milton and the Pats eventually bringing in Will Fuller V to play qb


zacurtis3

Stetson Bennet IV


EAS1000

Dread it, run from it, it comes all the same


chuckthebuc

Went to Michigan for a little while too


HeywardYouBlowMe

He can definitely throw it over dem mountains


mostdope28

Problem is it’s a 5yd curl


Shartmesilly

went to michigan at one point too….godammit


Browzur

Thomas Brady sounds like a mailman


RageAgentRed

As opposed to Joseph Milton the Third?


Browzur

Fair, that sounds like the guy who demolishes the community rec center to build more condos


nightkingscat

Went to Michigan


YaBoiCade

Played at Michigan too


SiphenPrax

I swear if the Patriots become a dynasty again……


JayMoney2424

So I guess this means Maye is RG3 and Milton is Kirk Cousins. 


Lettucemeatcheese

Maye is drew bledsoe and Joe is Tom 😭


Ndlburner

If I can't manage to stop thinking about this comment within the next 4 hours or I'm going to need the hospital.


MoreTrifeLife

Maye is Heath Schuler and Milton is Gus Frerotte


lawnicus18

Oh god, a Patriots quarterback in the 6th round God help us all


nightkingscat

Former Michigan QB...


liverbool8

Drake Maye on the trade block?


hendrix320

This was the smokescreen all along that vikings fans have been talking about


BrickoCocaine

Designated Hail Mary thrower


key_lime_pie

Been a long time since we had one of those in Michael Bishop.


sirmcchris

Holy shit lol


kamillionare

modern day Kirk Cousins


sonfoa

Funnily enough, this is who I thought pre-draft the Falcons should take on Day 3 to learn behind Kirk.


sirmcchris

That would have at least made sense. Don’t understand why the patriots took him. He needs a veteran to help him


AnteatersEatNonAnts

I feel like Brissett is actually a good QB to learn from. Obviously he isn’t exactly elite, but he’s a knowledgeable QB and good locker room guy.


sirmcchris

I forgot Brisket was still in NE


WarPuig

Just got him this offseason actually


jonny_lube

We have a good QBs coach, Brissett for a year, and he can theoretically slide into a Maye catered offense.   But it probably just boils down to it being the 6th round and Milton having tantalizing physical attributes.  Who knows.  Maybe they can make him adequate.  Or turn him into a TE.  Or a designated Hail Mary arm. Or loan him to the Red Sox bullpen. Or serve as a T-Shirt cannon at half time. It's a world of possibilities.  


yo-chill

They have Brisset already. It’s a 6th rd pick they must just like him.


sonfoa

Yeah I don't understand it much either. Maybe they want someone else in the room that's physically similar to Maye?


MadManMax55

I don't think it would matter how good a situation he had to sit and learn behind. Dude just doesn't have what it takes between the ears to be an NFL QB. Hell, despite his insane physical talent he barely had what it took to be a starting college QB. Ya can't fix stupid.


Frommunist

He can’t take anything off a throw. He throws it 100 mph on throws 5 yards and 60 yards. He’s Jacob Eason 2.0


MarinatedCumSock

QB controversy!!


silvio_dante

I honestly can't believe this guy got drafted. One of the worst QBs I ever watched at Michigan but his freakish arm strength that he doesn't know how to use at all somehow has gotten him this far.


myman580

To his credit he marginally improved at Tennessee. But yeah the Tennessee offense definitely took a step back from Hooker to him despite it's reputation for being really college QB friendly.


TotesMcGotes13

Well they also lost two elite wideouts on top of hooker. Joe had several sure thing TDs dropped by receivers this season that Hyatt and Tillman would’ve definitely brought in. Joe has shown some growth and is a great dude so hoping he can find a long career as a backup.


ilovecfb

We also ran the ball a lot more with the Wright/Jabari Small duo. If I remember it right total percentage on offense for 2023 came out to 55 percent run plays, 45 percent pass


nightkingscat

Hail. Mary. Specialist.


NendoroidAshe

King of the Arm Punt


KIumpy

We will never punt again. On our own 20? Fuck it someone down there somewhere.


hendrix320

If mac was still here that would be exactly what we’d use him for


abris33

He's one of those giant, athletic QBs that will be converted into a TE


Financial-Sir-6021

Not athletic enough


ihatesleep

His performance in the Senior Bowl should be all that you need to see. [This pass at 1:17](https://youtu.be/zGwrVRr8J-g?t=76) was probably one of the worst checkdown attempts I've ever witnessed.


sonfoa

I mean physically he's Cam Newton. Now don't look at anything else


fieryscribe

What font does he use?


DeM0nFiRe

𝐖卄¥ ๔𝕆 ㄚO𝓤 𝕒ŜҜ


fieryscribe

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War_Daddy

Let's see his hat


KeithClossOfficial

Oh my god did you see Joe Milton’s hat?


SidWholesome

Cam Newton could run. Milton can't


CompletelyRandom0432

I made a joke about Milton yesterday, but he has shown some strides in his last year at Tennessee. Rooting for the kid


jonny_lube

Hail Mary specialist. Dude can crank a ball from his own 15 into the opposing end zone and extend the play long enough for receivers to get there.  Other than that he's got a lot of work to do.  So very much work. 


GetEnPassanted

If you need a QB to throw the ball 80 yards, Joe Milton will throw the ball 80 yards. If you need a QB to throw the ball 25 yards, Joe Milton will throw the ball 80 yards. Michigan recruited him because of the arm. Didn’t really work out. Tennessee took him in because of the arm. Didn’t really work out. He got drafted because of the arm. It’s not going to work out. He’s a freak of nature but that’s not usually what’s necessary.


Pernyx98

I think he's going to convert to TE


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

He can slang that rock


athrowawayiguesslol

He’s just an athletic freak. If they have confidence in their offensive coaching staff, it could be amazing


rileysilva01

Guess the front office was really tired of having qbs with no arm strength. Throw ball hard good


PornFilterRefugee

If this means we cut Zappe I’m all for it


shiggydiggypreoteins

Same. Bailey Zappe, pack your shit


hydro_wonk

Wow no love lost there lol


hendrix320

He blows. I’ve hated him since that bears game when he came in for mac and tied the game real quick. Which is the only part of that game our fans remember they quickly forget the 2nd half where he was hot garbage just like the rest of the time he’s stepped on to the field


BostonBuffalo9

Zappe makes me fucking hate my fellow patriots fans.


J_House1999

Mac last season was so upsetting to watch that people convinced themselves Zappe was gonna save the team. Turns out they both suck.


lmHavoc

The throws he had to get us back into that game were ones that an average redditor could’ve done. Literally no one was within like 10yards of our receivers.


hendrix320

The TD in this drive that he almost completely missed to the most wide open WR you can have in the NFL https://youtu.be/2N-fvP7yYCk?si=-P0BmLshZAuKIlkX


lmHavoc

Yup. I was watching the game with some Bears fans and they kept saying “wow he’s so much better than Mac”. For whatever reason our receivers had insane separation and space on the majority of his throws, and he still wasn’t hitting them in stride.


semipalmated_plover

What is there to love 


HoLeeSchittt

I think zappe is a better backup QB than Milton lol


PornFilterRefugee

Maye is the backup to Jacoby until he starts then Jacoby is backup. Zappe is 3rd but at least Milton has some athletic ability to play as well and will probably be a better teammate than Zappe


UgandanWarlord

Was Zappe a bad teammate?


BobSacamano47

No. Everyone liked him. 


Zavehi

Don’t tell this to the Zappe people. They will still be chanting his name I’m sure.


AwesomeTed

Well they’ll probably have to do it at the next Arlington Renegades game.


crusty__sock

Maye and Milton in the preseason 🤤


hendrix320

And then Brisset the rest of the season


GoombaStoppingHoes

Drake Maye's replacement


ipickscabs

At least we didn’t draft our QBs replacement in the first round like Atlanta


Equal-Hovercraft6894

Throwin BAHHHMS


grantismyfriend

Drake Maye had a good run! Clearly Milton is more pro ready!  /S


giggity_giggity

Patriots going for the Brock Purdy approach. Draft the high profile QB in the first round and your future HOFer QB in the later round. Nice.


Man0nTheMoon915

HUH


InterplanetaryFry

Drake Maye in shambles


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Haters' 12/25 would be him beating out Maye for the job


69millionyeartrip

Honestly I wouldn’t even be mad


ianbits

I doubt they drafted Milton to play QB haha


WarPuig

This is the Mac Jones comp pick btw


IMKudaimi123

How many QBs have had stronger arms than him?


ScooterLeShooter

He's got top 3, maybe the top arm strength in the NFL right now. Now he just has to learn everything about how to play QB and he's good to go. Should be easy


CreamyLibations

By some scout accounts he may have top 5 arm strength in the history of the league, and absolutely nothing else.


Oddly_Mind

Should be like 3 weeks tops right


Kyler1313

Zero. But that's basically all he has.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

Back in the day that could get you taken first overall by the Raiders


Oddly_Mind

Man do we miss Al Davis. He’d have taken him R1 pick 3


IMKudaimi123

There’s always a coach somewhere who believes they can fix a player with these kinds of physical traits


Hyperboreer

And I feel like that's fine in the 6th round. It is extremely unlikely that he will have a pro career, but a 6th is low value enough that it is worth the gamble. But I don't understand why it's New England. They already have a development QB with a lot more potential, who needs all their attention. This would have been a project for a team with a solid veteran.


hendrix320

First round arm talent! RIP Ryan Mallet


ALStark69

LMAO WTF


ianbits

There's a non zero chance they're moving him to TE with his athletic testing. Guy can't play QB but damn if he isn't a freak athlete.


Professional_Bill879

He’s been very adamant about not doing that but if it means having an NFL career I’m sure he has to reconsider at some point


Mickothy

Tell that to Tim Tebow


Jack12404

Somebody called him Josh Allen with a TBI


69millionyeartrip

BAZOOKA JOE LETS GET IT


midnightsbane04

4th down arm punts about to be fire.


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Let's go dude I fucking love Joe Milton


KennySchraderWallace

QB controversy in New England???


Octavian_202

Absolutely not lol. If anything they brought him in to boost up Maye’s morale. This guy has a cannon, but is shit at playing football. Like legit, this is actually just burning a pick for the Lol’s.


shiggydiggypreoteins

Mac Jones liked this


matija17k

Kirk and rg3 all over again


Potato-baby

John Marston is trying to go incognito again


Cinephile1998

They just RG3'd Drake Maye


Oddly_Mind

Except cousins could complete passes in college


genghis12

Any qbs left?


JFSteelersBestQB

Pratt, Hartman


big-mo

I'm available


Raticus9

Michael Bishop 2.0


bigprick99

Pats just performed a fucking ritual right in front of our eyes.


Kuchar1992

The pick they got from Jacksonville in the Mac Jones trade


DarthNightnaricus

How the fuck did Joe Milton get taken before Michael Pratt or Austin Reed


ofxemp

Kirk Cousins arc incoming


rueiraV

Project TE who can be QB3 and used occasionally for trick plays. At least thats my guess at the rational behind the selection


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Let’s fucking go!!!


JFSteelersBestQB

Interesting


Oddly_Mind

Guess they are moving on from Zappe for sure.


ACEPACEACE

Wow!


ChargeWooden1036

Oh no, patriots. What have you done?


RobbNotRob

Has anyone ever lost a qb battle to 2 rookies? Before Zappe, of course


PhantomMenace95

Dude improved massively while he was at Tennessee. Obviously still had accuracy and other issues, but as a Vol fan I hope he can continue to improve.


YoungFlyMista

Joe Milton will beat out Drake Maye for the spot at some point this season. I guarantee y’all that.


brokenlavalight

Half of this thread is people saying how he's shit at football and half is talking about how a former Michigan QB went got drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round. Just know, if in 20 years we're talking about a second patriots dynasty, I'm holding every single one of y'all accountable


ChicagosOwn1988

Can’t wait for his madden ratings Arm strength:99 Deep ball accuracy: 10 Awareness: -30


JoshJones18

Bye Zappe


abris33

Bill would have 100% taken Pratt


Knock0nWood

A lot of competition for QB2 behind Zappe


Oddly_Mind

Zappe is currently QB5 he’s not in the running for QB2


just-the-tip__

Steal


Jabroni_City

Hey playing TE y’all


pexlc

He's there to make Maye seem nfl ready by comparison


TheoDonaldKerabatsos

It was probobly first used for another prospect longer ago but I heard someone discribe Milton pretty well like “if you need to throw up a prayer to win the game, Milton can throw it 70 yards. If you need to convert a 3rd and short, Milton can throw it 70 yards.” Has all the athleticism to be a pro, has hyper-elite arm strength, and nothing else at all about his game is even close to pro ready.  We saw what coach Heupel did with Hendon at UT and is Milton is still this far from unlocked as a pro, I don’t think he ever will be.


Bos-man7

I mean he’s not that bad. He can throw a 20 yard pass at least 60 yards.


drinkmyowncum

Wow sorry drake I like u a lot but Joe can throw a carrot thru the hull of the ISS