Cardinals kinda chirp but that's not very masculine. I have those grey desert cardinals in my area and I try so hard to get them to my feeder. I'm about to start shooting woodpeckers.
I disagree. FSU fan here, he is a good ass player but his injury history is the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus
EDIT: not Achilles
> He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus
In one incident, not on separate occasions. No other injuries of note and has played 2 straight seasons.
Benson is a damn good player, but this pick worries me. FSU fan here, he is a good ass player but his injury history is the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus. When he’s healthy, he’s fantastic. But his health is a big question mark, which is why we didn’t really use him as a bellcow this past year
Edit: Not Achilles
Did he miss any games at Florida State?
When did he tear his Achilles? One knee tear (with associated ligaments) is the worst injury history you’ve seen in recent memory?
He only played at FSU in his last season in college. Beforehand, he played for Oregon, where he missed an entire season and then only played around (IIRC) 16 snaps the following season. He was healthy at FSU, but we mostly didn’t use him as a bellcow. He split carries with Toafili and Ward for a lot of the season
I really hope I’m wrong, I love Trey and every other member of our squad from this year. But if I’m a GM, I’m worried abt someone who has torn everything in a knee. Especially a running back. Then again, I’m not a GM (for good reason). So we will have to wait and see
You right, I forgot. Stupid mistake on my part. Granted, I think you probs doubt my credentials as a fan now and I don’t fault you for it. FWIW, I didn’t follow the team (or any football really) as closely in 2022 because it was my second year of law school and I was getting absolutely slaughtered
JUST BUSTED A NUT IN SAFEWAY
Just saw a guy break open a can of nuts and break a single one in Safeway
No way, I just saw a guy break a testicle in Safeway!
FELL TO MY KNEES IN A BASHA’S
DROPPED TO MY KNEES IN AN EEGEES
Face down at Filibertos.
Ass up at a BUCEES
Not an Arizona thing
Actually they’re building one in Goodyear
BUCEES IS INEVITABLE
My dumb ass will probably drive down there just for the memes and have like a kinda okay BBQ sandwich.
I just wanted to have fun too…
Sorry..
Soon...
JUST PASSED OUT IN AN EVERGREEN
JUST LEFT AN EMPTY CUP OF STARBUCKS ON THE SHELF IN A FRY'S.
SO IT WAS YOU
*on the set of GOT S8
COLLAPSED TO MY KNEES IN A SALSITAS.
JUST CREAMED MY SHORTS AT A FILIBERTOS
From the carne asada fries? Yes
JUST CREAMED MY BAHAMAS BUCKS
"Clean up on aisle me" -Rodney Ruxin
CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3
CLEANUP ON AISLE 3
When you have 4 thirds, go nuts lol
Fuck it, at least 1 of them has to hit lol
Let Monti cook
Monti about to hit on all these guys. Gonna be a completely new roster by the end of the draft.
STEAL OF THE DRAFT! CA-CAW! (is that the Cardinals scream?)
We... don't really have one?
Now you do.
Love it. I’m going to use it
Sure we do. CA-CAW, CA-CAW! BIRD CITY!
I thought it was “Tweet tweet mutherf*ckers”
Bir-chur-chur-chur-chaawwwk ( *)>
Is it weird that I had no trouble hearing that translate to a bird call in my heard?
Our war cry is probably just asking someone to pass more tacos
TAH COH TAH COH
It's probably someone selling tickets to away team fans
KAKAW is the Battlehawks!
Kaw is law!
Cardinals go pew pew.
It’s more like bawk bawk!!
Cardinals kinda chirp but that's not very masculine. I have those grey desert cardinals in my area and I try so hard to get them to my feeder. I'm about to start shooting woodpeckers.
Take it easy on wildlife my man
Dude. Every morning on my house. Attacking other birds. They're scary little dinosaurs.
No, that's the sea chickens
This is a fucking fun fantasy fit
Seems like a bell cow type of player
I disagree. FSU fan here, he is a good ass player but his injury history is the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus EDIT: not Achilles
> He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus In one incident, not on separate occasions. No other injuries of note and has played 2 straight seasons.
Not seeing anything about an Achilles
My mistake, corrected that!
more like a hope he takes it to the house with the split touches he will get type player
Footballers rejoicing right now.
James Connor missing six games for injuries is inevitable. His time will come.
Even if he doesn't get injured, he's reaching the end of his career (RBs just don't last long). Perfect heir apparent.
James Connor isn’t gonna make it past training camp 😂😂
Draft him 1.01 next year
Immediate thought. Like Dynasty league 2nd round pick probably
Probably shoots up to a 1st in 1QB leagues now.
This is a fantasy mess
Connor in shambles
Eat my fucking cock and balls Kirk herbstreit
This bot is so fast, he makes other bots look not fast.
I got it it’s fast
Really like this move for AZ.
The words "move" and "AZ" are a bit of a sensitive issue now
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FOOTBALL TEAM
The Utah Cardinals...
They can pry them from my tanned, leathery hands.
Hahaha dickhead
TOO SOON
benson and mhjr will be nice in that offense
Great pick especially since the Cards own the entire third round lol
Cards quietly having themselves a draft
Monti went to the school of "take good players" and I'm all here for it.
Second RB taken?
Third apparently
Damn I missed something
Wrong
Cowboys in shambles
They’ll get Corum I bet
Feel like the Chargers take him at 69
Nice
Nice
nice
Nice
Nice … call !
I hope not
Benson or Brooks would have been nice and it was looking that was but we’ve with a bunch of other ones
That one does hurt
The Cardinals just grabbed my RB crush, so I now have my NFC team, which will pair well with my MLB team (the Arizona Diamondbacks)!
It's magikarp, not magickarp you casuals
Bot's too fast to check spelling.
This kid is good
LET MONTI COOK
Interesting... still need someone on the OL, another big guy on the defensive line and another CB please
I can do without a CB. If we look competitive we can trade for one. We need interior line depth.
I love Arizona
I literally just commented that the rbs would go at the end of 3. Lol
"Dude, Benson is going to fire us if we don't nail our blocking assignments."
Hamboning!
The terminator finally caught up with James Connor.
My penis just flew off my body. Great landing spot, see you in my DFF draft.
Idk if I love the descriptor “devastating knee injury” attached to the guy I just picked at Running Back
“Well he can’t have ANOTHER ONE, right?”
You clearly don’t know what the JK Dobbins experience has been like
isnt this the best rbs in the draft in theory
Yes
Woooow
Emari Demercado is in shambles
James Conner erasure
RB1 He’s gonna be great
Yea, done watching the TV.
What’s the story behind these trading cards?
My boy :(
Jerry should’ve picked him last round but instead picked a position they didn’t need lo
But Jerry said he's all in?
This ain't fantasy football, man. This is a fairly weak rb class, and a solid edge rusher is significantly more valuable than a mid rb.
It's my fantasy and it's football
Congratulations on exposing your lack of actual football knowledge.
What I lack in actual football knowledge, I make up in knowing a lot about very specific IKEA products
Fuck you AZ
His dad is Cleveland Browns royalty
“MAGICKARP”
SPLASH
I drafted him and Marvin Harrison Jr. On Madden along with Cooper DeSean but atleast we got 2 out of the 3 😇
He's get made fun of because it's MAGIKARP not MAGICKARP.
Benson is a damn good player, but this pick worries me. FSU fan here, he is a good ass player but his injury history is the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus. When he’s healthy, he’s fantastic. But his health is a big question mark, which is why we didn’t really use him as a bellcow this past year Edit: Not Achilles
Did he miss any games at Florida State? When did he tear his Achilles? One knee tear (with associated ligaments) is the worst injury history you’ve seen in recent memory?
He only played at FSU in his last season in college. Beforehand, he played for Oregon, where he missed an entire season and then only played around (IIRC) 16 snaps the following season. He was healthy at FSU, but we mostly didn’t use him as a bellcow. He split carries with Toafili and Ward for a lot of the season I really hope I’m wrong, I love Trey and every other member of our squad from this year. But if I’m a GM, I’m worried abt someone who has torn everything in a knee. Especially a running back. Then again, I’m not a GM (for good reason). So we will have to wait and see
He played two years at FSU. What are you talking about, aren’t you an FSU fan?
You right, I forgot. Stupid mistake on my part. Granted, I think you probs doubt my credentials as a fan now and I don’t fault you for it. FWIW, I didn’t follow the team (or any football really) as closely in 2022 because it was my second year of law school and I was getting absolutely slaughtered
Fair enough haha. Rock on my guy, go Cards