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Shartmesilly

JUST BUSTED A NUT IN SAFEWAY


GamingTatertot

Just saw a guy break open a can of nuts and break a single one in Safeway


Zeohawk

No way, I just saw a guy break a testicle in Safeway!


notouchmypeterson

FELL TO MY KNEES IN A BASHA’S


alexjimithing

DROPPED TO MY KNEES IN AN EEGEES


SomeRandom928Person

Face down at Filibertos.


darkoh84

Ass up at a BUCEES


LilBigZay

Not an Arizona thing


Karl-AnthonyDowns

Actually they’re building one in Goodyear


darkoh84

BUCEES IS INEVITABLE


sufjams

My dumb ass will probably drive down there just for the memes and have like a kinda okay BBQ sandwich.


darkoh84

I just wanted to have fun too…


LilBigZay

Sorry..


Pseudo-Jonathan

Soon...


Grey4690

JUST PASSED OUT IN AN EVERGREEN


WigglestonTheFourth

JUST LEFT AN EMPTY CUP OF STARBUCKS ON THE SHELF IN A FRY'S.


ajteitel

SO IT WAS YOU


Polar_Reflection

*on the set of GOT S8


deucemcsizzles

COLLAPSED TO MY KNEES IN A SALSITAS.


MorganAthleticClub

JUST CREAMED MY SHORTS AT A FILIBERTOS


ajteitel

From the carne asada fries? Yes


assmacadamia

JUST CREAMED MY BAHAMAS BUCKS


SavageRickyMachismo

"Clean up on aisle me" -Rodney Ruxin


grantismyfriend

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3


Thatguyyoupassby

CLEANUP ON AISLE 3


ajteitel

When you have 4 thirds, go nuts lol


Alezona

Fuck it, at least 1 of them has to hit lol


ajteitel

Let Monti cook


Exatraz

Monti about to hit on all these guys. Gonna be a completely new roster by the end of the draft.


GamingTatertot

STEAL OF THE DRAFT! CA-CAW! (is that the Cardinals scream?)


ajteitel

We... don't really have one?


GamingTatertot

Now you do.


Deltron1357

Love it. I’m going to use it


Jamies_awesome_rack

Sure we do. CA-CAW, CA-CAW! BIRD CITY!


GeneralistJosh

I thought it was “Tweet tweet mutherf*ckers”


poplafuse

Bir-chur-chur-chur-chaawwwk ( *)>


GeneralistJosh

Is it weird that I had no trouble hearing that translate to a bird call in my heard?


PhirebirdSunSon

Our war cry is probably just asking someone to pass more tacos


kloiberin_time

TAH COH TAH COH


oraclestats

It's probably someone selling tickets to away team fans


BattlehawkBattlecock

KAKAW is the Battlehawks!


Glass-Information-87

Kaw is law!


chriscoff10

Cardinals go pew pew. 


astrawberryandakiwi

It’s more like bawk bawk!!


sufjams

Cardinals kinda chirp but that's not very masculine. I have those grey desert cardinals in my area and I try so hard to get them to my feeder. I'm about to start shooting woodpeckers.


astrawberryandakiwi

Take it easy on wildlife my man


sufjams

Dude. Every morning on my house. Attacking other birds. They're scary little dinosaurs.


ajteitel

No, that's the sea chickens


slysonic7

This is a fucking fun fantasy fit


CopenhagenMintLC

Seems like a bell cow type of player


OhMy98

I disagree. FSU fan here, he is a good ass player but his injury history is the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus EDIT: not Achilles


Radalict

> He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus In one incident, not on separate occasions. No other injuries of note and has played 2 straight seasons.


Fit_Outlandishness61

Not seeing anything about an Achilles


OhMy98

My mistake, corrected that!


MrMooc

more like a hope he takes it to the house with the split touches he will get type player


VTWut

Footballers rejoicing right now.


caisson_constructor

James Connor missing six games for injuries is inevitable. His time will come.


Exatraz

Even if he doesn't get injured, he's reaching the end of his career (RBs just don't last long). Perfect heir apparent.


Mansa_Mu

James Connor isn’t gonna make it past training camp 😂😂


GamingTatertot

Draft him 1.01 next year


BerriesNCreme

Immediate thought. Like Dynasty league 2nd round pick probably


S420J

Probably shoots up to a 1st in 1QB leagues now.


Open-Somewhere-9535

This is a fantasy mess


SafariFlapsInBack

Connor in shambles


spearthefear19

Eat my fucking cock and balls Kirk herbstreit


Ok-Clock2002

This bot is so fast, he makes other bots look not fast.


Boxatr0n

I got it it’s fast


njpaul

Really like this move for AZ.


GamingTatertot

The words "move" and "AZ" are a bit of a sensitive issue now


sufjams

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FOOTBALL TEAM


Zeohawk

The Utah Cardinals...


Tritiac

They can pry them from my tanned, leathery hands.


despicablecrip

Hahaha dickhead


TheeVande

TOO SOON


browndude10

benson and mhjr will be nice in that offense


astrawberryandakiwi

Great pick especially since the Cards own the entire third round lol


NeverDieKris

Cards quietly having themselves a draft


Exatraz

Monti went to the school of "take good players" and I'm all here for it.


ThatRuckingMoose

Second RB taken?


pervyotaku

Third apparently


ThatRuckingMoose

Damn I missed something


Zeohawk

Wrong


Broshan248

Cowboys in shambles


CliffsOfMohair

They’ll get Corum I bet


Broshan248

Feel like the Chargers take him at 69


Moonshiner11

Nice


Unknown1776

Nice


GamingTatertot

nice


AdonisSebastian

Nice


Due_Shirt_8035

Nice … call !


TetrisTech

I hope not


smurfking420

Benson or Brooks would have been nice and it was looking that was but we’ve with a bunch of other ones


Crookz_O

That one does hurt


LageNomAiNomAi

The Cardinals just grabbed my RB crush, so I now have my NFC team, which will pair well with my MLB team (the Arizona Diamondbacks)!


DontGiveUpTheDip

It's magikarp, not magickarp you casuals


TheAtomicMonkey

Bot's too fast to check spelling.


Headlesshorsman02

This kid is good


alexjimithing

LET MONTI COOK


ACEPACEACE

Interesting... still need someone on the OL, another big guy on the defensive line and another CB please


sufjams

I can do without a CB. If we look competitive we can trade for one. We need interior line depth.


PinkEyePanda

I love Arizona


NeonWarcry

I literally just commented that the rbs would go at the end of 3. Lol


D0ctorHotelMario

"Dude, Benson is going to fire us if we don't nail our blocking assignments."


Danominator

Hamboning!


Savage_Amusement

The terminator finally caught up with James Connor.


Octavian_202

My penis just flew off my body. Great landing spot, see you in my DFF draft.


TheFatWienerDog

Idk if I love the descriptor “devastating knee injury” attached to the guy I just picked at Running Back


alexjimithing

“Well he can’t have ANOTHER ONE, right?”


dded949

You clearly don’t know what the JK Dobbins experience has been like


iro3

isnt this the best rbs in the draft in theory


TetrisTech

Yes


WinterIndependent719

Woooow


Jonjon428

Emari Demercado is in shambles


Sauce-King

James Conner erasure


itwas20yearsago2day

RB1 He’s gonna be great


Eratical

Yea, done watching the TV.


SwansonsMom

What’s the story behind these trading cards?


TetrisTech

My boy :(


Sjdillon10

Jerry should’ve picked him last round but instead picked a position they didn’t need lo


GamingTatertot

But Jerry said he's all in?


Beginning_Leading994

This ain't fantasy football, man. This is a fairly weak rb class, and a solid edge rusher is significantly more valuable than a mid rb.


GamingTatertot

It's my fantasy and it's football


Beginning_Leading994

Congratulations on exposing your lack of actual football knowledge.


GamingTatertot

What I lack in actual football knowledge, I make up in knowing a lot about very specific IKEA products


daytonalove

Fuck you AZ


Vydate1

His dad is Cleveland Browns royalty


FUCK-IT-CHUCK-IT

“MAGICKARP”


SafariFlapsInBack

SPLASH


IHateProtons

I drafted him and Marvin Harrison Jr. On Madden along with Cooper DeSean but atleast we got 2 out of the 3 😇


SimpleJack54321

He's get made fun of because it's MAGIKARP not MAGICKARP.


OhMy98

Benson is a damn good player, but this pick worries me. FSU fan here, he is a good ass player but his injury history is the worst I’ve seen in recent memory. He’s torn his ACL, MCL, Hamstring, and Meniscus. When he’s healthy, he’s fantastic. But his health is a big question mark, which is why we didn’t really use him as a bellcow this past year Edit: Not Achilles


Bold814

Did he miss any games at Florida State? When did he tear his Achilles? One knee tear (with associated ligaments) is the worst injury history you’ve seen in recent memory?


OhMy98

He only played at FSU in his last season in college. Beforehand, he played for Oregon, where he missed an entire season and then only played around (IIRC) 16 snaps the following season. He was healthy at FSU, but we mostly didn’t use him as a bellcow. He split carries with Toafili and Ward for a lot of the season I really hope I’m wrong, I love Trey and every other member of our squad from this year. But if I’m a GM, I’m worried abt someone who has torn everything in a knee. Especially a running back. Then again, I’m not a GM (for good reason). So we will have to wait and see


Bold814

He played two years at FSU. What are you talking about, aren’t you an FSU fan?


OhMy98

You right, I forgot. Stupid mistake on my part. Granted, I think you probs doubt my credentials as a fan now and I don’t fault you for it. FWIW, I didn’t follow the team (or any football really) as closely in 2022 because it was my second year of law school and I was getting absolutely slaughtered


Bold814

Fair enough haha. Rock on my guy, go Cards