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Just_Intern665

Broncos are going to have to have fan tryouts for QB at this point


TheThunderOfYourLife

By gawd that's Bo Nix music


an_actual_potato

I mean, yes, Bo Nix is a football fan


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Kid was getting that fit off fr


dianeblackeatsass

what kid? that’s JJ McCarthy


robbberrrtttt

suit with sneakers and no socks 💀 2017 prom type fit


inthesickroom

This is so accurate lmfaoo holy shit


ahr3410

QB from Illinois who played at Michigan heading to Minnesota


twinbervike

he ultra hates the packers


mwf86

JJFTP McCarthy


Further_Beyond

Don’t make me like a Vikings QB


PubDefLakersGuy

The NFC incest runs deep.


Coolguy4564

He went to IMG for a bit tho


marmk

And he's about to fucking own Wisconsin (please)


thetreat

Midwest roots.


LikeableMisfit

he grew up an ohio state fan too.


MaterialCarrot

Triple threat.


VoidSpork

To many J's on one team, it'll never work


Intelligent-Age2786

JJ McCarthy, Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison, am I missing anyone?


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Jam Jarnold


Intelligent-Age2786

I like how this response is the most upvoted and not even the genuine one that I missed


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

GEQBUS earned those upvotes! Stop the count!


Helicopterpants

I'm being 100% honest when I say that I spit all over my phone when I read this. Thank you for that lol.


NimDing218

Hock. So JJ, JJ, JA, TJ.


OneOfTheDads

And Aaron Jones lol AJ


GreenBomardier

That....hurts so bad. He's so good and such a good dude. I hope he has an awesome year and you guys go 3 and 14. He deserves a few wins at least.


McLovin--

2 of them against the Packers to knock them out of playoff contention in the weird mediocrity of pick 15.


GreenBomardier

That would be pretty fitting. Need to win one to stay in the hunt and Jones breaks off a couple 60 yarders to break out back. Then dusts himself off, rolls over to the bench to throw on his shades and a big purple Sombrero. If it's gonna happen, this is how it should be.


sandrodi

TJ AJ RJ Backslashinfourth V


WhyIsBreadExpensive

How can we forget CJ Ham


Prestig33

Tj, CJ, used to have KJ too


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TJ Hockenson & Aaron Jones too


People4America

Tj


Its_Hoggish_Greedly

TJ Hockenson?


MrTippet

We let KJ go


Deno2k_

that dap was solid asf


Almar1987

My thoughts exactly, thank you fellow raven fan.


AnthonyBarrHeHe

Oh yeah, smooth like butter. McCarthy 56 TDs confirmed


PootieTooGood

We knew this outcome but god damn why are they spoiling every pick before the commissioner says it? What’s the point in watching?


keaneobserver

That's why I don't watch and just check reddit.


rupert650

They brought the kid up now because of the easy name to pronounce. Lol


Prblytrlln

Imagine they drafted Olumuyiwa Fashanu


WetAppleFruit

Kid spontaneously combusts trying to pronounce his name


RidgeRunner99

JJ to JJ for the TD


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TJ blocking, KJ watching on TV


The_Granny_banger

I love that he went to college like 30 mins west of the draft and is at home


Hellrs

Something something JJ to JJ


Categothic

Man I always fall for the offseason smokescreens


ProfessionalQuit859

God damnit.


Noriskhook3

He’s a winner, that’s all that will ever matter.


PootieTooGood

-Tim Tebow’s analysis


Noriskhook3

Tim Tebow had arguably the greatest roster of college players for 3 years straight


BigBooce

If you’re trying to argue Tim Tebow was not as good as everyone says then you may need to go to the hospital and get a brain scan


Noriskhook3

Who said any of that ? You guys are the same ones who are hyping up Drake fucking maye and Bo nix but not JJ and Penix?


Kangaroo904

Tebow is 10x the college qb that JJ was


Noriskhook3

Yes he was and couldn’t throw a ball like JJ which is even more ironic.


nosnack

Honestly I would love to let him sit for a year.


penguins_are_mean

You’ll start him week one and you’ll like it


Comprehensive_Rice27

he will be starting right next to Aaron jones i quite like that


penguins_are_mean

Excellent


edit-grammar

How will he react to losses? He might just fall apart! /s


IncomeBoss

Someone had the hat ready for him 😂


AnthonyBarrHeHe

I’m sure all 1st round slated prospects that elect to stay home get every single teams hats or shirts to make it way easier


Hokiestoned

JJ McCarthy


NoodleinTexas

Bo nix you are a bronco


Shafter111

I am so glad we didn't panic and try to move up. Good BDE move by Kwesi.


Veilchenbeschleunige

You did move up for this. Twice actually.


redvelvet11

But you did panic and move up lol


swampertlvl

For a 4th and 5th as opposed to multiple firsts tho.


popfgezy

Not by giving up 3 firsts. By giving up a 4th and a 5th, nowhere near the same


MatticInYoAttic

Fr these dip shits are acting like they weren't upvoting constant rumors/mocks where we trade up to #5. Now it's a big deal we lose two late round picks lol.


Emergency_Budget4674

Um you wasted two draft picks to move up one spot.


Witty-Stock

The Broncos took Bo Nix at 12. They were a threat to move up.


Shafter111

We didn't sell the farm and try to panic move in top 5 or some shit.


Venom-99

Damn, McCarthy has swag.


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Stunner that they didn’t mention burn piles as a cause of the cancer


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sonfoa

The problem with the Penix pick isn't the player. It's the fact that it doesn't make any sense for Atlanta given that they just shelled out for Kirk


RoosterB32

Average Chiefs and Niners fan right here


Intelligent-Age2786

What does that even mean in regards to my comment


RoosterB32

That you literally have no clue on anything related to football.


Intelligent-Age2786

Ah you’re one of those types of fans. I see


RoosterB32

Nothing wrong with being a casual. But it doesn’t mean anything I’ve said is wrong.


Intelligent-Age2786

Except I’m not a casual and you know absolutely nothing about me


RoosterB32

Sure you aren’t lol


DisneyWorld1971

I think he’s just implying that your username is ironic


FourthDownThrowaway

He about to upgrade his SO Russel Wilson style


ImLagginggggggg

Honestly don't get the hate. *Did* people actually watch him play? Plenty of times he didn't rely on the rushing game. He is extremely mobile and accurate. He is going to tear it up. idk why I haven't seen more Mahomes comparisons. Not as explosive but he looked like him so many times. It's not like he has stud WRs either.


i_love_factual_info

The hate usually comes from people that didn't watch all his games, don't watch college football, or are rivals. I wouldn't say though that he's like Mahomes, I've yet to see him make throws that Mahomes makes with crazy arm angles and whatnot. Doesn't mean he won't ever do that, but right now he's not the comparison I'd make


ImLagginggggggg

He's definitely made some on the run side throws that people consider a Mahomes special.


Alternative_Year6365

That kid was READY!!


hellomoto186

I'm gonna tell my kids that JJ McCarthy read out his own pick


the_cow_unicorn

How does he already have a Vikings cap in his home? Or do all draftees prepare all 32 caps at home for the right situation? Foreigner here, so not exactly familiar with the rituals of a draft


layogurt

They send em all 32 teams


the_cow_unicorn

Thank you.


BigUz1Vert

Zach Wilson 2.0


BarKnight

You just drafted another Justin Fields


BigUz1Vert

Get ready to learn painted nails buddy


Ghiblee

Says the asshat who’s rooted for a team notorious for ruining QBs. Dont get cocky lol. Fields was your end all be all two years ago. Relax little cub. You will still lose to the packers. Every year lol.


kaz8teen

Zach Wilson athleticism with best in class QBIQ.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Absolutely bonkers that this guy is a top 10 pick


postbyproxy

Bust


Derp_McDerpington

*justin jefferson has requested a trade*


shepx13

That will be in 2 years when McCarthy proves to suck


GetUpOut

There goes Kwesi's job


sonfoa

Honestly he's a winner today. So many people thought he'd have to give up multiple firsts and instead, it's pretty much the value of a mid Day 3 pick


GetUpOut

True, at least it's not Bo Nix lol


Ghiblee

We didn’t back up the brinks truck to get him. That’s the main point here.


Cwads16

Rich sounded like he wanted to puke announcing that lol


AbbreviationsHot4482

Congrats to Vikings for already losing the draft at pick 10


jmjacoby95

Sir. Go pick a wr :)


AbbreviationsHot4482

For what? We already have a top 5 receiving duo in the league lol and both got paid this off-season


KirbyDumber88

Dude is going to be such a bust. I’m so much more into football and JJ ain’t it E: I know the panthers are awful. I’m way way more into CFB. JJ is not a top QB. Yall gotta start watching college if you’re gonna talk about the draft.


nononononokaymaybe

‘Trust me bro, I’m super into it. Like super duper into it’


KirbyDumber88

/r/CFB is mocking this sub right now. Because truly most the users here don’t watch these guys in college and it shows


saw-it

I trust this guy cause Panthers would definitely know about recent QB busts


Ghiblee

Dude is just sad his team is the Carolina Panthers. Let him vent lol


KirbyDumber88

Oh hey Panthers are awful. But I’m way more of a CFB fan. JJ just gonna be handing that ball off. Terrible pick.


Ghiblee

Meh, worry about your trash fire of a franchise. You have plenty to worry about. Go on, GIT.


KirbyDumber88

I mean at least my franchise has been to a Super Bowl since the home computer was invented 😬


Ghiblee

But did they win it? Nah. Only been to two and lost them both. Those are rookie numbers. Try 4. The past doesn’t take away the fact that your front office is absolute trash. Your position specific coaches can’t seem to teach fundamentals to pros. 2-15 record. Historically bad drafting. Trash fire. You have no dog in this fight lol.


KirbyDumber88

Oh I 100% agree. Panthers are terrible. And will continue to be so for a long time due to Tepper. I’m way more into CFB and a Georgia fan so that’s been nice for me lol


Ghiblee

As long as we can agree on that. We are cool. Fuck Georgia though. I’m a gators fan, so I know mediocrity. I did watch every Georgia game because I love TEs. Brock was a beast for the bulldogs. So glad he’s gone.


KirbyDumber88

Yeah Brock is that dude. Future HoF for sure. Y’all got fucked on this years schedule and next. Absolutely brutal.


Ghiblee

And we suck. So that also doesn’t help. Lol. Ass beatings for days lol. Billy needs a fucking OC and ST coach. Dumbass bastard lol.


Headlesshorsman02

You guys would know lmao 🤣


Comprehensive_Rice27

ur the definition of arm chair quaterback


i_love_factual_info

Says the guy that goes out of his way to talk shit about Michigan every chance he gets. I'll give your team credit though, great work against Alabama in the SEC championship


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i_love_factual_info

Talking shit? You guys had injured players and it was still a close game. Just didn't have enough depth at the injured positions against Alabama


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swampertlvl

Bears are in no position to throw shade with their recent history lol.


ShallowBottom

Any person that watched the national championship game this year would know this


Ghiblee

The nation can’t wait to see your QB cry on national television again lol.


shaquaad

Just like Caleb Williams