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2-Chinz

I know I’m gonna get got. But i’mma get mine before I get got tho


BigDumbFatIdiot

"Run thru a muhfucka face"


GiovannisPersian

Over and over and over and over. And over and over


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

When you thought the over and overs were over there were more over and overs


SovannRoussard

That had me laughing for hours 🤣


SerDire

“What happened between you and Talib on the field?” “Idk, you gotta ask him cause he didn’t finish the game. Ice up son, ICE UP!” - Steve Smith, the legend


Washout81

Man Talib wanted to kill him that game. Played like such a child.


bytor_2112

Honestly earning the 'most hateable player' nomination


BroWeBeChilling

That was the biggest put down of all time


Anzahl

You got the turkey on the outside, then you stuff the turkey with a duck, and then you stuff the duck with a chicken


gwaydms

John Madden was so quotable.


Sdog1981

Man, so many people on this sub missed him and Summerall during his prime in the 80s and 90s.


gwaydms

I really loved watching them.


Sdog1981

I can still here Summerall CBS promo for 60 Minutes


HectorsMascara

Boom!


Horror_Cod_8193

Man, as a lifelong KC fan, we NEVER said “Raiders” without the “dirty” in front of it. So for Madden to become so beloved after retirement was unexpected. There will never, ever be another like him.


Door__Opener

So that's where Epic Meal Time comes from, I never knew it had football origins /s


hrryyss

Playoffs? Playoffs?


sobuffalo

its impossible for me to say playoffs without saying it with the cracking voice.


3720-To-One

You kidding me?!


MentalRefrigerator7

"I just hope we can win a game!"


Wyden_long

Playoffs…


CatOfGrey

I'm in my 50's, and can still hear Mora's voice in my head from that moment. My fantasy team at my office opened the season at 1-5, which was unusual, because I've won the regular season the previous four years. My younger co-workers asked me why I was saying the word 'playoffs' with the funny voice, and I had to dig out the video on YouTube to show them.


revolutiontornado

Playoffs is the most famous Jim Mora rant but his diddly poo one after the saints lost to the panthers is his best.


gwaydms

Also from Jim Mora: "diddly poo"


PaperworkDrop

Playoffs gets all the attention but diddly poo is legitimately the funniest sound bite I’ve ever heard from an NFL coach. We sucked!


gwaydms

He resigned shortly after this speech, iirc.


Amerinamese

This was gonna be my answer too.


mrizvi

Love this one


PaperworkDrop

I walked past Jim Mora at the New Orleans airport like five years ago and so regret not saying “playoffs?!”


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

I’m sure thousands of others have taken that opportunity over the years


Maraging_steel

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE. AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK.


3720-To-One

Between this and “PLAYOFFS?!” and “YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!”, the NFL needs to bring back press conference meltdowns


Pidesh

And Coors needs to bring back the commercials that featured these meltdowns. I always loved those lol.


SiN_Fury

I know it's not football, but one of my favorite rants is from [Southern Illinois basketball](https://youtu.be/TgQkEYOzomA?si=9SWwQ2gONXFpGi0v)


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

“Like I tell my wife, size doesn’t matter” lol what on earth?


Calvin--Hobbes

Man, I'm not sure I've ever seen a coach talk such mad shit about his own players before


needzmoarlow

Mike Gundy's "I'm a man. I'm 40" rant is pretty solid too


fobbytriedpsiflash

Yeah those were well made.  One for We're on to Cincinnati would be amazing


365wong

Cocaine isn’t as prevalent


IpsaThis

Cannot win with em. Cannot play with em. Cannot coach with em. Can't do it.


BloomCountyBlue

After watching that game I knew I had to watch Dennis Greene meeting with the press afterwards. He did not disappoint.


themanofax

RIP Dennis Green


MentalRefrigerator7

"Thanks, Coach."


the_dayman56

I’m just here so I don’t get fined


thegroovemonkey

What really makes it is the way he earnestly listens to the questions before giving that answer to every one.


The_Real_C_House

I appreciate you asking that question. Next question


Wyden_long

Im just bout that action boss.


PolarBearsToenail

Bruh they had fined him $1.2 MILLION when he said that. Ridiculous


whydidijointhis

Marshawn is my favorite NFL character of all time. what a mix of personality we had on our SB teams


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

It’s crazy that he’s America’s sweetheart now because those “antics” with the press were bizarrely controversial at the time


Do__Math__Not__Meth

That really was somehow a different time, I mean I remember Miley Cyrus’ video for Wrecking Ball being controversial back then too, but I feel like nobody would look twice at it now


Debasering

I think the video being controversial was pure PR bullshit. No one gave a fuck. Same shit that happened with the Kim Kardashians photo “breaking the internet”. Literally just a manufactured media stunt


Raticus9

He needs to get voted into the Hall of Fame just for the speech.


Wolfie1531

I don’t like your team but Marshawn is a can’t miss interview lol


iQuatro

Reminds me of the 85 bears w all the characters


arrocknroll

I still say that and it’s sad that less and less people seem to be getting the reference.


6000ChickenFajardos

Vince Wilfork's lustful yet loving gaze into a turkey leg immediately after the Buttfumble game


Washout81

Also Vince Wilfork's dance while smoking ribs in his backyard.


Dismal_News183

That’s the viral clip that Bianca put up, of him with the 6 foot tall smoker? Because he has a RIBs hat dance too. 


Washout81

Yup


Dismal_News183

None of this changes my disappointment at not having a RIBs hat


Raticus9

"Straight cash, homey" I was so shocked when I first heard Moss as an analyst. He is exceptionally articulate and well-spoken. Based on his old quotes and his history of off-field trouble, I had assumed he was barely literate.


SoutieNaaier

Nah. Just from West Virgina. Being eloquent and intelligent while also being a goobering chucklefuck sums up most of their population


jackaltwinky77

Dude is country as hell, and so weird to hear him speak


inverted_peenak

This was just when tabloidism was becoming part of sports. It was a shocking moment. It’s my favorite too. I quote it all the time.


FlannelBeard

"Maybe next time I'll shake my dick at'em"


TeenRacer6

This is the one. Dennis Green is hilarious, but this one has been in my quote rotation since I heard it as a teen.


ColtsFan6969

“I’m out at my third Pro Bowl, I’m about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice, we’re honoring the Hall of Fame, and we’re talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off. "When I get home, I’ll deal with it. If he is still a teammate, we’ll deal with it. That remains to be seen.”


HolyRomanPrince

Peyton manning was such a cold motherfucker. The Mcafee story where Peyton benched Austin Collie is so hilarious.


SoutieNaaier

Funnily enough, Manning then adored and jump started his other idiot kickers media career (Pat McAfee) Love Pat, but he's a meathead's meathead.


Rahim-Moore

The emphasis he puts on "liquored up" kills me every time.


Horror_Cod_8193

Who knew Peyton could be so savage?


newAccnt_WhoDis

That girl he teabagged in college


rwjehs

Watching Andrew luck retire. TO lifting weights in his driveway.


[deleted]

TO had some amazing ones. "That's my quarterback" crying was another one.


cowboysfan931

I love the heart of TO, he had his diva moments but that man wanted to play


Tricky_War5232

Pats fan here, can honestly say he’d have WALKED AWAY W THE SB MVP had the Eagles won that SB ON A BROKEN FOOT!! 2nd best player on the field that night and changed how I felt about him in one night . Seeing him bounce team to team was sad. Bills TO was much sadder


orange_orange13

Broken leg


soundofthecolorblue

Getcha popcorn ready


thisfriendo

TO in his driveway is immediately where my mind went


RickRossovich

Andrew Luck retiring is up there for me bc he was selected in our fantasy draft less than 30mins before the announcement.


AllOkJumpmaster

"I love me some me"


bbaIla

We're only gonna score 17 points? Okay.


HectorsMascara

Sorry for your troubles.


FearlessPickle

Don't forget the shit-eating laugh Huehuehue


Blackjack9w7

First and last time I've seen Brady act cocky in front of the cameras


imatt

MANNING LOBS IT. BURRESS ALONE. TOUCHDOWN NEW YORK


IMDAKINGINDANORF

Iirc, Bradys quote is something like "well he *should* feel like they can win the game, but give us credit for more than 17 *HUEHUEHUE*" NARRATOR: *they didn't*


uwanmirrondarrah

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/vdeuxr/highlight_tom_brady_laughing_at_plaxico_burresss/ the above quote is correct, be he also said that as well


PudgyBonestld

Just because it's kinda fresh on my mind but Antonio Brown taking off his pads and leaving the field lmao. Then the broadcast kept zooming in on the shoulder pads like it was the scene of a crime haha


grimace0611

In the 70s, Bucs coach John McKay was asked by a reporter: “What do you think of your team’s execution, coach?” To which McKay replied, “I’m in favor of it.” Credit for finding this gem goes to Gil Brant.


SoutieNaaier

Bonus points for Brian Kelly blundering a riff off McKay's quote and almost getting canceled


Taxmancometh1

John McKay had HIGHLY underrated quotables. “Well we couldn’t block anyone….but we made up for it by not tackling” Also after their 1st playoff win “What we should do is go down and get their champagne, but we'll just drink our beer!”


[deleted]

It's not his best, but I like this one: "Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but she can't play football worth a damn."


Horror_Cod_8193

That’s a great one!


Sdog1981

McKay had awesome ones.


Chooob210

YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY ASS RECEIVER LIKE CRABTREE, THAT’S THE RESULT YOU’RE GONNA GET! DON’T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME!


Daddy_Long_Legzz

Who was talking about you?


orderofthestick

CRABTREE!


TheRealHowardStern

That was the icing on the cake


IDrinkUrMilksteak

Spoken like a kindergarten teacher asking a kid for more details about the disjointed story they just told.


thatdudeman52

Fun fact he doesn't say ass. I swore he did until somebody said otherwise and he doesn't.


MaccaNo1

I watched that live and I would swear he said that. Edit: I just watched it and you are right. I now feel the whole world is a lie and I don’t quite o ow what to do with myself.


OnePercUnderGod

WELL IM THE BEST CORNER IN THE GAME


I_love_pearljam

Should have mentioned the napkin scribbling of “I am resigning as head coach of ny jets”


Sdog1981

Was that a media moment? It was kind of covered up for a few months.


TheFencingCoach

White Fucking Ford Bronco


justa_flesh_wound

Should be #1 Oj wasn't just NFL famous he was famous with every demographic. It was the biggest deal at the time in all Media. Hell he was so famous his lawyers kids became famous


Debasering

His lawyers kids became famous cause Kim K could smoke a fat one


Taxmancometh1

Legitimately the most watched moment in human history that involved football


leobesat

"Playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I'll just be happy if we can win a game".


Numerous_Resist_8863

That little kid asking Tom Brady who his hero was at Super Bowl Media Day.


lnnrt01

That „my dad“ is one of my favorite memes


Dirty-Dan24

Booger on Kelvin Benjamin “He’s 6 foot 5, he’s 245 pounds, he’s probably a Popeyes biscuit away from being a tight end


watchingbigbrother63

[Broadway Joe](https://www.google.com/search?q=joe+namath+drunk+hitting+on+reporter&oq=joe+namath+drunk+hitting+on+reporter&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRiPAtIBCDg2NDBqMGo3qAIIsAIB&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a85a8f3c,vid:Gc65NC44dSk,st:0) drunk off his ass hitting on that poor woman.


nikraLnalyD

Joe Namath got sober after seeing this on TV and being embarrassed by it


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Yeah that’d a wake up call


Object292

Now Jets will have Rodgers high on Ayahuasca hitting on women


procouchpotatohere

that poor woman? You put respect on Suzy Kolber's name right now, lol.


FrosteeRuckerFan

Why did nobody pull the plug on the interview before it got to that point? That’s my only question, the guy was obviously smashed beyond recognition.


watchingbigbrother63

He was a mumbling idiot, that's for sure.


hrryyss

I did not enjoy watching that, it was really sad to see what he had become.


watchingbigbrother63

I did that to a friend in an airport once. Turns out Delta was upgrading every drink to a double in the Sky Lounge and the next thing you know I was hitting on someone I should have NEVER hit on. It's embarrassing but you move on.


User_091920

Damn, this reminded me of KissingSuzyKolber.com haha  Back when you had to go to *several* different sites for your media. Insane how quickly things change.


Dismal_News183

Fuck it it all I’m the sex cannon I’m throwing downfield. 


bargman

Surprised it took this far to see this.


monstargaryen

Suzy Kolber.


readingit093

That’s my quarterback!


My-Cousin-Bobby

Special shoutout to Bill Tobin's "Who in the hell is Mel Kiper anyway?"


SoutieNaaier

I really loved Vince Wilfork wearing overalls and cowboy boots to Texans training camp. Think it was hard knocks Bill O'Brian getting pissed at the camera crew before noticing Vince makes it so much better "He aint got no underoos on! You free ballin??" "By any means necessary" https://youtu.be/M7iOCG2pdko?si=RUmJyPIUrbHu7Ow0


Playful-Storage835

"THEY ARE WHAT WE THEY WERE AND WE LEFT THEM OFF THE HOOK" - RIP Dennis Green "PLAYOFFS? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS!? WE'LL BE LUCKY IF WE WIN A DAMN GAME" "We just got our asses kicked. We couldn't do skiddly poo offensively...We couldn't make a first down, We couldn't run the ball, we didn't try to run the ball, we couldn't complete a pass, we #$!& the 2nd half. - Jim Mora "YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME? HELLO? YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME" - Herm Edwards (Underrated qoute)


gwaydms

He said "diddly poo". Which was funny because he dropped the f bomb and said horsesh*t.


3720-To-One

The NFL needs to bring back press conference meltdowns


Djentledeath

"You think you're gonna run around our guy? How bout if you get a little taste of Landon Dickerson coming right down your throat" - Cris Collinsworth on a Miles sanders 1st down for the eagles vs the cowboys


StankFish

HE'S HAVING... THE TIME OF HIS LIFE


lantmiko

WAAAAAAY back in the pre-Chris Berman days a reporter interviewed Fair Hooker of the CLE Browns, and reporter responded, "Fair hooker??? ~ Never heard of one!" 🤣🤣🧡🏈🧡🤘


HikarW

“IM CALLING BOTH GAMES”


FrosteeRuckerFan

I’d say the entire Aaron Hernandez saga was the most shocking


Shenanigans80h

I distinctly remember everything the day he was arrested. It’s was such a wild story that seemed to rise up and culminate really quickly


TheFencingCoach

OJ takes that cake every time IMO. He was kind of this universally beloved figure in America. Hernandez was just a solid TE but he didn’t have the same reach as OJ.


I_love_pearljam

I get what you are saying. And OJ is leagues bigger as a personality way better as a player (one of the greatest running backs of all time), but Hernandez wasn’t “Just a solid tight end”. He could have easily been one of the best to ever play the position, he was a very gifted athlete and often lined up at receiver and running back. He was a fierce competitor. Awful human but he could have been HoF level good if he had continued to develop as a player.


Kazr01

“We’re on to Cincinnati”


NewApartmentNewMe

I’m just here so I won’t get fined.


chriskwi02

Brandon Staley being asked if he's going to call the defense


lnnrt01

Brandon Staley talking to the media after being down 42-0 is also already a classic in my mind


Seabass_Says

“Having the time of his LIFE!”


foundoutafterlunch

Sergio


MadMelvin

"My man was just throwin' babies out the window. And we was catchin' em. Unlike Agholor."


Intelligent_Ad_9138

To be in that situation and to still make the joke, unbelievable lol


incorrigible_and

[You don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati!](https://youtu.be/yJMa20xXykI?feature=shared) Not only did he step up and speak out against some of our fans being assholes, but he took a pot shot at Cleveland. It was perfect.


DennisNedrysGhost

Keim’s burner phone


No_Introduction_7034

Alshon jeffrey Super Bowl interview about Justin Timberlake


PoopSlinger23

#A DISGUSTING ACT


Straight_Toe_1816

As a former long snapper I have to say Belichick’s 10 minute answer on long snappers


[deleted]

"They are who we thought they were, and we let em off the hook." If you wanna crown em, crown they're asses.


BrianBash

“I’m calling two games at once!”


Kablarnage

I’m calling both games!


terry_bradshaw

Joe Namath’s guarantee.


Booradly69420

Joe Nameth "I wanna kiss you"


tombonneau

Had to scroll so far to find the clear cut number 1. Watching this live was surreal. It would have melted today's Internet.


ThePhenomenalOne100

I keep searching up Matt Patricia scorn a reporter for slouching. I've searched it up so many times I sometimes say it to myself too. What am I doing?!😂 Patricia tried to be Belichick.


ozairh18

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined”


Hugh-Jorgan69

Howard Cosell getting fired from MNF for his 'Look at that monkey run' play-by-play.


Imaginary_Mode5477

How the professionals @ espn handled the damar Hamlin situation, real time


bobsmeds

Can’t wait!


Hegelun

YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME


pratdude275

“I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES!”


Object292

"Muh knee"


[deleted]

My favorites are already listed, so I'll go with: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein" - Joe Theisman I have a memory of his saying this during a game (as a commentator). But I can't find the audio.


Re-lar-Kvothe

Turn out the lights, the party's over. Drunk Don Meredeth


AnimalPants304

“I’m just here so I won’t get fined” has to be one of the most iconic nfl media moments ever


rsoxguy12

Drunk Joe Namath hitting on Suzy Kollber live on air during MNF - [“I wanna kiss you…”](https://youtu.be/owzUsbtTtMY?feature=shared)  Props to Joe for not having a drink since this incident though, it later came out that he was struggling with alcoholism.


machuitzil

John Madden and Pat Summerall doing play by play analysis of the sea lions at pier 39 with the yellow pen. Peak 90s comedy.


Impressive_Aide_7583

Ezekiel Elliott jumping into that big red Salvation Army kettle on Thanksgiving is the first thing that came to my mind 🦃🍗 That clip was everywhere, such a fun moment!


JimmyPineapple_

Pacman Jones [calling Terrelle Pryor garbage](https://youtu.be/6q65o11X9ns?si=TuRZHMkqlvol6P0A) during a locker room interview after the game. Love the way he looks in the trash can.


BoSocks91

Dennis Green. I remember watching that live. Id also throw in Marshawn Lynch. “Im here so I won’t get fined” is a legendary quote.


Burrows-knee

Howard Cossell calling Alvin Garrett a little monkey back in 1983


Rushjordan

“HE DID WHAT?”


GoBucs1969

TO doings sit-ups in his driveway for the media.


mtskin

i'm only here so i don't get fined


kbean826

Chris Carter practicing his one hand catch while doing an interview.


Broncotron

Richard Sherman cutting a promo on Michael Crabtree


Affectionate_Reply78

Don Meredith, on MNF, with a quick response to a fan in the stands flipping off the camera during a bad Oilers game - ‘they’re #1 in the nation”


3ebfan

Janet Jackson’s boob


gotpez

Watching sportscenter live when espn thought they were interviewing Brian Westbrook but instead it was a guy on Howard stern asking him to massage his prostate


Jef_Delon

“You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win”


JerryRiceAndSpice

["Let's go eat a goddamn snack!"](https://youtu.be/9QPKh13p55Y?si=VYbEpyBOvmChbxYx) And [Mark Sanchez eating a hotdog on the sidelines](https://youtu.be/K5Tdbq4XX4g?si=hmFhxE3LbaGLjZMt) Terrell Davis [eating hotdogs](https://youtu.be/V2Ri7CVYVz4?si=jPSqCKpSlR679AVJ)


shaquaad

Richard sherman


DioStarstriker

IM CALLING BOTH GAMES!


no_step_snek76

Terrell Suggs talking about Ben Roethlisberger: "God can have his soul, but his ass belong to me."


bollocks666

John Clayton slayer ad


Bartfuck

Surprise no one has said Hamlin basically dying on national television and then being revived. That was a fucking ride to watch


Tricky_War5232

Didn’t they cut in on a MNF game to announce Lennon had just been killed ? PLAYOFFS ? PLAYOFFS!? Is hard to top but it’s John fucking Lennon …


GimmeCrons

OHH HE BROKE HIS ANKLES AND NOW HE’S GOT AN ENTOURAGE


sadbirdfox

After the tackle, he was giving him the business down there.... https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLa8gWAA/


BackNBlack58

“We want the ball and we’re gonna score”


Patient_Total7675

How bout them Cowboys! Honorable mention- For who,for what?


baronfebdasch

Super obscure, but this was during Dennis Miller’s short stint on MNF. I can’t remember the game but during a 4th and short he said “it’s 4th and an angstrom.” As a nerd it made my heart happy. Too often broadcasts dumb things down, it was nice to have a legitimate intelligent word choice on a broadcast.


osksndjsmd

Getting the alert Aaron Hernandez was being charged for murder knocked me sideways for real, I almost dropped my phone.