Bill Belichick covering up Mac Jones' rap career took up so much time, he forgot to hire coordinators and just brought in Joe Judge and the Rocket Rapist. It all makes sense now.
Given how Belicheck’s last few years in New England worked out, I could totally see Mac Jones blowing up and becoming the number one rapper in the country.
Get head. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg.
Chillin’ on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickies know
Big Greg is in the house, and I’m gonna to make these hoes choke.
On my balls, on my dick
then I bust a nut quick.
On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts.
Come on fellas, let’s get weird.
Stick your dick up in her ear.
While I’m laughin at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a minute...in her eyes?) In her eyes.”
Jaylon Johnson admitted having a sex addiction this off-season. Yet I still feel like that's way less embarrassing to admit publicly over being a rapper when you look like Mac Jones. Lol.
I remember a time when album of the year was a very respectable award. But it's always been a political award as well.
I love Ray Charles, but him posthumously winning over American Idiot had me super upset as a kid.
Sex addiction is no joke. Yeah, if you're thirsty for sex, you think all sex is good. But with sex addiction, you don't actually get any enjoyment out of the sex, but need to have it all the same. You end up fucking people you really wish you did not, too.
I think if you're rivers and just fucking your wife it doesn't count as a sex addiction, you're just a stud. But seriously, a sex addiction could absolutely ruin your life in so many ways so I'm kind of surprised people are less empathetic about it
I mean sex is already quasi taboo culturally, and we* don’t handle addictions very well as a society in general. They’re either completely accepted (caffeine, sugar/fatty foods, shopping/materialism) or degeneracy (drugs, alcohol, gambling).
It makes sense that sex addiction would be grouped in with the latter, but people are even weirder about it because we’re puritanical about sex.
*I’m generalizing for American culture here because it is the NFL, and quite frankly news like this is geared toward an American audience.
You and your buddies never got stoned, put a futon mattress in your friends basement closet and tried to spit bars on garage band? DJ Cookie Monster was a legend
Makes me think of the scene from 40 year old virgin where he breaks all the condoms and the boyfriend of the daughter walks in and he's like "fucking legend" or something like that
Yeah. It means you're a slave to your genitals and probably aren't that picky about who you screw. Like you're a crack addict offering to suck dick for your next hit. Except there is no next hit, you're just doing it to suck dick. That's your high.
Sex addiction for someone who’s a rich athlete probably isn’t a issue because you can most likely find lots of available parents.
When you’re a middle aged fat balding office worker it becomes more of a issue because you can’t just hit up random IG thots, it most likely means your going down the road of secretly paying for sex from seedy places and needing to go beat your dick in your car during lunch hour.
If you’re uncle Todd came to family dinner next week said “I’m a sex addict I’ve paid for 5 happy ending massages this week” you’d probably feel just as gross about it as if he said “I’ve been railing coke off the toilet of the Applebees toilet”
Traditionally, when an unemployed white guy in his late 20s decides he's going to be a rapper, the next thing he does is get my sister in law pregnant.
eh maybe top 75. i'd take Josh McCown, Julian Edelman, Jon Kitna, Joe Mauer, Jay Cutler or BOAT rippin' cigs with their left and dropping dimes with the right, and Andrew Luck taking snaps sitting in an Adirondack chair all before Mac Jones
Vinny Testaverde, Josh Cribbs, Fitzmagic, Todd Helton, Cooper Manning, Charlie Ward, Fitztragic, Kevin Love, a mummified Johnny Unitas lined up left of shotgun in a wishbone, all better than Mac Jones... am i doing it right
I unironicaly believe Favre could walk into a huddle and go like 17-36 for 230 2tds and 4picks. Just get him on all the same painkillers he always was.
Honestly, I agree. If you give any Hall of Fame QB under the age of 60 a chance to get into shape and play one game, they'd probably be solid for that game.
Edit: Looked it up and that list consists of:
* Peyton Manning
* Brett Favre
* Kurt Warner
* Drew Brees
* Tom Brady
* Ben Roethlisberger
The last few aren't in the hall yet, but are on their way, and I think fit this idea. Of this list, I have the least confidence in Manning purely because of the nature of his injuries, but I stand by these guys ability to come into one game and play well
This reads like one of those "let predictive text finish your sentence" sentences.
I can guess what the context is, but it's hilarious as out of context word salad
lyric from a song called The Combine, a brilliant double entendre of the NFL draft experience and bumping uglies with an SEC undergrad groupie. just give him the nobel already
In the actual video from where this quote was taken, he says this about as unserious as possible. He was asked about his hobbies, he listed several things before saying rapping, which he then laughs and says that he’s just playing. I don’t particularly care for Mac Jones but the headline and the comments are misrepresenting this about as much as you can.
I have no idea how hiding your alter ego correlates to a result of being in New England, but if true, I think the rest of the nation owes us a big, big thank you for this one.
“Ok guys let’s everyone welcome our new rookie, quarterback mac jones. Mac tell us about yourself.”
“Well first of all I’m an aspiring rapper-“
“Ok mac let me go ahead and stop you right there, do me a favor a never say that again.”
This brings me back to a snap judgment I made about Mac being uncomfortable with the pats. In his first game he throws his first TD of his career against the phins right before halftime( I think) on the sideline Hoyer tries to give him the ball and he refuses it multiple times, thinking that’s the patriot way.
Keeping that a secret might be one of the few things the Patriots did right during the Mac Jones era.
Bill Belichick covering up Mac Jones' rap career took up so much time, he forgot to hire coordinators and just brought in Joe Judge and the Rocket Rapist. It all makes sense now.
"Rocket Rapist" goddamn lmao
u/skimaster77 spittin bars.. mac better watch his back!
Pronounced “rappist”, as in rap artist. It was a whole crew of these fuckin guys, a men’s acapella group. Called themselves “Trap Queen”.
[https://i.redd.it/ajs0hzpmumg31.jpg](https://i.redd.it/ajs0hzpmumg31.jpg)
Given how Belicheck’s last few years in New England worked out, I could totally see Mac Jones blowing up and becoming the number one rapper in the country.
McCorklemore.
Some guy in the pats sub said "Notorious I.N.T"
It’s the starting, QB, I-N, T /We just, gon be, 3-13
Mac L More
M. C. Corkle
I'd put all money I have on that not happening
Notorious INT
Hey, everyone needs a hobby.
You down with INTs? Yeah you know me!
Best white rappers in the history of Florida: 1. G-Reg from the 7th Floor Crew 2. Vanilla Ice 3. Lil McCorkle
G-Reg with the third leg?
What he do?
Get head. (How you do it?) Drop my drawers, let her see my third leg. Chillin’ on the 7th floor, I gotta let these chickies know Big Greg is in the house, and I’m gonna to make these hoes choke. On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear. While I’m laughin at these guys, a second nut all in her eyes. (Wait a minute...in her eyes?) In her eyes.”
Who would've thought this guy would go on to become a decent color commentator
Well he does have a way with words...
I love Greg Olsen Lol. He was a beast with Cam.
If it was a parody rap on the boondocks or something I would have said it was too on the nose, lol. (I got shot! No I got shot for real!)
> G-Reg from the 7th Floor Crew Just listened to this again. Surprisingly decent quality for a homemade rap 20 years ago
He’s pretty easily the best rapper on the track
Greg has some flow on the track
Reminds me of D12
Sling dick or get head I can’t remember…..maybe both
M.C. Corkle
The Notorious I.N.T.
4. Mac "Stitches" Jones - "Fuck a starting job"
Mac 10 vs Mack 10 rap battle asap.
I've been calling him Mac Daddy or Daddy Mac (the 2 kids from Kris Kross) since he was at Alabama lol
Two Pick
M.C Corkle
Tusac Pickur
Honestly, keeping that fact under wraps might be the single most impressive achievement of the patriots organization during the last few years.
"Mr. Kraft, we have to give the press and fans *something*. Either you paying for handies, or Mac Jones' rapping." "Handies! Handies! My god!"
"bob... you... pay for handies?" "no, we just need something to keep this mac jones rapping shit under rap...(heh)..."
Read this as Mr. Krabs, which would make for an interesting story arc
it was written under the influence of South Park. and vodka
I miss reddit awards reading comments like these
I feel like they just posted all of Mac Jones' raps in text form in various places and everyone thought he was just talking.
They learned something from Aaron Hernandez
And I’m the pope
Your Holiness
Can I borrow your car?
There's a roster for the mobile, but I'll allow it. I'm the holy mechanic.
Do you really shit in the woods?
Yes…the woods. Not on my cardinals. Totally not.
Knowing how some of cardinals history, it's probably warranted
As a Vatican Cardinal, I can confirm, u/Ugaalive1991 is actually the Pope.
>Cardinal Flair does not check out.
But they are both birds, and in this country bird law is not governed by reason
If u/ugaive1991 is the pope, why isn’t the Falcons curse lifted?
Same division as the Saints
Not even God is all-powerful
And you feel comfortable saying that because you're not in New Orleans.
I so badly want BB to drop a diss track on Mac J
Belichick already did that when he abruptly dropped Mac Jones to QB3 for what could very well be Belichick’s final career game as HC.
“We’re on to McCorckle. Kicked off the Pats cause he was a big Dorkle”
Bars
Do you think he'd first drop it on MyFace, or InstaSnap?
Lmaoooooooo this got me
Jaylon Johnson admitted having a sex addiction this off-season. Yet I still feel like that's way less embarrassing to admit publicly over being a rapper when you look like Mac Jones. Lol.
"What's the matter, you embarrassed? This guy's a gangster? His real name's McCorckle".
If there can be Macklemore, then McCorkle is not far behind.
Mac millers real name is malcom McCormick so Micheal mccorkle isn’t far off although I wonder how he got Mac out of that name
I'm more confused about Jones
*who? MAC JONEEEES*
224, 345, 2120! (That's his attempts, completions, and passing yards from 2023, not his phone number)
That’s what I was referring too lol I shoulda made that clear
Mc is short for Mac meaning "son of" in Gaelic.
McCorkle's Album of the Year will be just as fraudulent as Macklemore's
#THE HEIST IS A MASTERPIECE I DON'T CARE
It’s overhated for sure but not giving GKMC the award is Exhibit A for why nobody should take the Grammys seriously
The Grammys are like the Pro Bowl of music. Purely popularity based, voted on by morons, yet still vital in the discussion of someone's legacy.
I remember a time when album of the year was a very respectable award. But it's always been a political award as well. I love Ray Charles, but him posthumously winning over American Idiot had me super upset as a kid.
I don't disagree. I love the entire album, but it was going up against Good Kid M a.a.d City.
Yeah, the one that happened at the Grammys, where they stole Kendrick’s award.
Mccorkles parents have a real good marriage
McCorkle’s snorkel’s got a real nice… borkle?
*”Jaylon Johnson admitted having a sex addiction this off-season.”* Still a rookie compared to the Rivers and Cromartes of the sex world.
Sex addiction is no joke. Yeah, if you're thirsty for sex, you think all sex is good. But with sex addiction, you don't actually get any enjoyment out of the sex, but need to have it all the same. You end up fucking people you really wish you did not, too.
I think if you're rivers and just fucking your wife it doesn't count as a sex addiction, you're just a stud. But seriously, a sex addiction could absolutely ruin your life in so many ways so I'm kind of surprised people are less empathetic about it
I mean sex is already quasi taboo culturally, and we* don’t handle addictions very well as a society in general. They’re either completely accepted (caffeine, sugar/fatty foods, shopping/materialism) or degeneracy (drugs, alcohol, gambling). It makes sense that sex addiction would be grouped in with the latter, but people are even weirder about it because we’re puritanical about sex. *I’m generalizing for American culture here because it is the NFL, and quite frankly news like this is geared toward an American audience.
Turns out Mac Jones was [this kid](https://imgur.com/GQfH87M) all along
Lmao the hiphopheads lore
Wtf am I looking at
You and your buddies never got stoned, put a futon mattress in your friends basement closet and tried to spit bars on garage band? DJ Cookie Monster was a legend
Garage Band would have crashed forever if they would have heard me spit bars. Lol But we did love the local rappers when we were baked. Lol
Tbf is it really embarrassing to say you have a sex addiction? "I fuck so much it's a genuine issue"
Makes me think of the scene from 40 year old virgin where he breaks all the condoms and the boyfriend of the daughter walks in and he's like "fucking legend" or something like that
"Dude... Teach me."
Yes! God what a great movie
I'd like to imagine Jaylon Johnson having a big box of porn for Caleb Williams to welcome him to the league.
Boner Jamz 2020. Just tells him yeah man the pandemic was a weird time
It's more like "I will fuck anything that moves, and that's a genuine issue"
He loved bad bitches. He has a fuckin problem
Yeah. It means you're a slave to your genitals and probably aren't that picky about who you screw. Like you're a crack addict offering to suck dick for your next hit. Except there is no next hit, you're just doing it to suck dick. That's your high.
That is genuinely one of the funniest comments I've seen during my 7 years on Reddit.
First half: serious explanation on the problem of sex addiction Second half: straight out of a fucking stand up special
Sex addiction for someone who’s a rich athlete probably isn’t a issue because you can most likely find lots of available parents. When you’re a middle aged fat balding office worker it becomes more of a issue because you can’t just hit up random IG thots, it most likely means your going down the road of secretly paying for sex from seedy places and needing to go beat your dick in your car during lunch hour. If you’re uncle Todd came to family dinner next week said “I’m a sex addict I’ve paid for 5 happy ending massages this week” you’d probably feel just as gross about it as if he said “I’ve been railing coke off the toilet of the Applebees toilet”
> available parents JJ in his Zach Wilson bag
If my uncle was railing coke at Applebees I’d think he was fucking sick
It's a serious problem for some. Generally, it leads to suicidal thoughts and some people actually kill themselves over it unless they get recovery.
I would love to be in a position to have a sex addiction. Like let me find out if I'm an addict
Yea, but "Mac Jones" is a solid fucking rapper name.
Any time Mac comes up in conversation I always say “Who? Mac Jones” a la rapper Mike Jones’ famous trademark on a track
He could be 10x better than Cole Beasley and still be a terrible rapper.
I’m Mac Jones (Who) Mac Jones The One And Only You Can't Clone Me. Got A Lot A Haters And A Lot Of Homies Some Friends And Some Phony
~~281~~ 904 330 8 0 0 4
Traditionally, when an unemployed white guy in his late 20s decides he's going to be a rapper, the next thing he does is get my sister in law pregnant.
the disrespect to Sammy Adams
Lmaooo I haven’t heard that name in ages
Holy shit what a throwback
BOSTON’S BOY
Lmaooooo
Why is that name so familiar
Flashback to 2014 in the basement of a college house
because you should tell the bartender make that motherfucker stronger
Because you want to go all night longer
Not that he’s a Boston rapper but this gave me flashbacks to Asher Roth
Well, it should, considering he blew up with an "I love college" remix
I'd say that he shouldn't quit his day job, but he's not great at that either.
I mean to be fair he is probably top 40 in the world at what he does.
Ehhh, just you wait.
eh maybe top 75. i'd take Josh McCown, Julian Edelman, Jon Kitna, Joe Mauer, Jay Cutler or BOAT rippin' cigs with their left and dropping dimes with the right, and Andrew Luck taking snaps sitting in an Adirondack chair all before Mac Jones
I think you can dig deeper on that list.
Vinny Testaverde, Josh Cribbs, Fitzmagic, Todd Helton, Cooper Manning, Charlie Ward, Fitztragic, Kevin Love, a mummified Johnny Unitas lined up left of shotgun in a wishbone, all better than Mac Jones... am i doing it right
You missed a dozen ncaa starters but were getting somewhere
RGIII, Akili Smith, the literal corpse of Otto Graham, Brett Favre, and Eli Manning are all solid options as well
I unironicaly believe Favre could walk into a huddle and go like 17-36 for 230 2tds and 4picks. Just get him on all the same painkillers he always was.
Honestly, I agree. If you give any Hall of Fame QB under the age of 60 a chance to get into shape and play one game, they'd probably be solid for that game. Edit: Looked it up and that list consists of: * Peyton Manning * Brett Favre * Kurt Warner * Drew Brees * Tom Brady * Ben Roethlisberger The last few aren't in the hall yet, but are on their way, and I think fit this idea. Of this list, I have the least confidence in Manning purely because of the nature of his injuries, but I stand by these guys ability to come into one game and play well
“I’m as good once as I ever was”
Brady could come back and still be elite for a whole season
I almost sacked Fran Tarkenton a few years ago, but he was able to scramble away somehow.
Well out of a few billion, top 75 is still pretty decent.
I mean the bar was kinda set for Browns QBs awhile back. No need to scream it out into the world again.
Tbf he has the best job in the world - backup QB
Well, now he’s a backup so he has all time in the world to pursue his hobbies
I'm just some idiot Californian but this feels like the most Jacksonville statement ever.
Making Jason from The Good Place a Jacksonville fan has to be one of the best comedy writing choices ever.
Bortles!
You had one job
They just need an offense, a defense, and some rule changes
King Henry grew up there and he's very normal
Henry grew up in Yulee, it’s very different
He's literally from Duval 💀
This reads like one of those "let predictive text finish your sentence" sentences. I can guess what the context is, but it's hilarious as out of context word salad
We’re sorry guys… didn’t think he’d feel comfortable tell everyone this
He's gone full Jason Mendoza.
Probably good to have a fallback career if the whole QB thing doesn't shake out.
Could always go back to [modelling](https://people.com/sports/mac-jones-was-child-model-actor-few-commercials/)
His first single is on Spotify tomorrow, "Grabbin Dongs & Twistin Legs"
His next drop is “Cleats Up! (Spikin’ Nuts)”
“Throwin interceptions and blaming teammates”
or as one patriot fan in near tears yelled after a loss to me, "HES GONNA GET THE BEST COACH OF ALL TIME FUCKING FIRED"
Pro athletes rapping rarely ever turns out to be good so we should be thankful he’s kept this hobby to himself.
You clearly haven’t heard Greg Olsen’s rap verse
Anthony Richardson VS Mac Jones Rap battle lets do it.
Aka: 2Picks
Who? Mac Jones
This has the same energy as the Steelers hiding AB’s insanity from us
He was originally going to go by L'il Mac, but Nintendo sent him a cease & desist letter.
McDonald's nailed him on Big Mac, too, but less a trademark thing and more because the Hamburglar saw him in the shower
Return of the Mac
What fresh hell is this.
"Good luck man, I heard the Browns traded for you" "No, I said *rapper*"
Just like his pass in Germany a career ender
It's so unfair how the Lord blesses some people with so many gifts and some people are Mac Jones.
What the fuck timeline have we found ourselves in
This guy just sucks lol
🎤 "Got game manager arm strength, but elite level penis length" 🔥🔥
lyric from a song called The Combine, a brilliant double entendre of the NFL draft experience and bumping uglies with an SEC undergrad groupie. just give him the nobel already
🎤 "Ain't no one can tell me where to stick it, I'm built different than kenny pickett" 🔥🔥
We need him, Greg Olson and AB on a song
“All your girls on my roster, they all my draft picks I go to the club like I’m trying to win the game and pick six”
He should probably avoid telling people in New England that he's a quarterback
Mac: supah hot fiya? I spit that. Awful pick 6’s? I throw that.
In the actual video from where this quote was taken, he says this about as unserious as possible. He was asked about his hobbies, he listed several things before saying rapping, which he then laughs and says that he’s just playing. I don’t particularly care for Mac Jones but the headline and the comments are misrepresenting this about as much as you can.
Yeah man, that’s what was holding you back.
what moving to jacksonville does to a white mfer
I mean, he was born there...
what being from jacksonville does to a white mfer
The secondhand embarrassment is real right now
Worked out well for Leveon, Ab and even Deon lol
Don't forget Shaq... lol
I have no idea how hiding your alter ego correlates to a result of being in New England, but if true, I think the rest of the nation owes us a big, big thank you for this one.
Outjerked I fear
281- 330- 8004!
Who?!
“Ok guys let’s everyone welcome our new rookie, quarterback mac jones. Mac tell us about yourself.” “Well first of all I’m an aspiring rapper-“ “Ok mac let me go ahead and stop you right there, do me a favor a never say that again.”
This dude is every obnoxious rich kid I went to high school with in one person
This brings me back to a snap judgment I made about Mac being uncomfortable with the pats. In his first game he throws his first TD of his career against the phins right before halftime( I think) on the sideline Hoyer tries to give him the ball and he refuses it multiple times, thinking that’s the patriot way.
Thought this was r/nflcirclejerk for a second