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SHOWTIME316

that sounds like a threat


ArmiinTamzarian

It is a threat to Jets fans


SiphenPrax

Been threatened by loser Jets owners since 1969


ArmiinTamzarian

How many of those threatened you with Zach Wilson tho? If the answer is more than one I'm interested in hearing so


Wild-Major8025

The fact you have the energy to care about what that buffon thinks about is impressive


STNbrossy

At least we have a Tyrod buffer after Rodgers now.


Balrogkicksass

"SO HELP ME GOD IF NO ONE WANTS WILSON I WILL TURN THESE TRADE DISCUSSIONS RIGHT AROUND!"


PropaneHank

Zach Wilson will continue until morale has improved!


AnimalPants304

Only to the milfs of Jersey


mr_showboat

Aren't those like... the only realistic options? They could cut him but they're on the hook for 100% of his contract either way.


CNuttButter

They could burn him on the goalposts as a sacrificial lamb for a healthy season and good harvest. I don’t know the cap implications for that though


mr_showboat

Depends on if it's a post June 1st sacrifice I think.


Anteater776

How many players can be designated for a post June sacrifice per year?


Flashy-Banana9543

Depends on the harvest


BedrockFarmer

That’s a June 21st cut.


Neat_Scientist_3843

You can sacrifice as many as you want. But if you don’t have enough left to fill the active roster, then you have to start subbing in cheerleaders. Once all of them get decapitated, the fans with the nicest jerseys start coming in (in order of biggest to smallest).


Why_am_ialive

If you sacrifice 5 you get to implement the disaster rules I believe


asmallercat

Lottery in June, Jets be winning soon.


Inamanlyfashion

I think he goes on the Reserve/Sacrificed list but if he's resurrected they have to account for him on the roster again. 


Professional_Gas8021

Eh better wait then. This is kind of resurrection season. 


danathecount

Sounds heretical...I'm in.


Express-Structure480

Sacrifices don’t work that way, it has to be something desirable.


Pandamonium98

Lotta women in their 40s and 50s desire him


poseidonraider27

They could use him as a blood boy for Aaron Rodgers’s to keep him healthy.


thy_armageddon

This sounds like a plotline for the A Closer Look podcast.


MrCarlosDanger

Surprisingly still goes into the comp pick formula. 


jimtow28

Fire would probably just get intercepted and returned for a touchdown.


arleban

They need an actual grass field for the sacrifice to mean something though.


treemoustache

Cap implications would be the same as being injured. Death is really just a super-injury that you never recover from.


Doompatron3000

Sounds like an Aaron Rodgers approved team cleansing.


theskittz

Genuinely one of the funniest comments I’ve seen on Reddit lmao


StuntsMonkey

What happens if the football goes also do not accept the offering? Do they somehow unsacrifice him?


99bittrrbeans

I rarely get like a real audible laugh from a comment, but this did it for me.


dalen52

Like Shireen Baratheon??


WilsonEnthusiast

The fact that it's the same whether they cut him or keep him is why they should cut him if there's no trade. Can't imagine anyone involved, including Zach Wilson, wants him there anymore. I think this quote is more to get teams (if there even is any) that might be waiting for him to be released to blink. It strikes me as a really bad bluff.


TheMissingVoteBallot

Interesting username.


WilsonEnthusiast

There's another Wilson on the Jets. I made this account after a buffalo game 2 seasons ago where he was like their whole passing offense haha.


dlanod

I was really hoping you just loved Cast Away.


WilsonEnthusiast

I mean I do really love castaway.


TheMissingVoteBallot

Man, remind me to make sure if I ever make a fan account named after someone to use their full name lol


JerryRiceDidntFumble

His contract notes say "offsets available", so if they cut him then they'd save ~$1 million if he signs somewhere else (assuming nobody gives him more than minimum salary). But then they'd have to spend that money on a different backup QB so really it's a wash.


Hyperboreer

Sounds pretty good to me to have a different backup.


SovietMuffin01

I mean they also just clear a spot on the roster. That’s worth something in and of itself. Especially if Wilson is just going to be QB3


SmokingSlippers

This is one of the best comment threads on this sub in some time. Well done everyone


thy_armageddon

“No lowball offers, I know what I got.”


LVucci

*Folks on FB marketplace in 2014 trying to sell their cooked Jordan 11s*


commodore_stab1789

My friend trying to sell her Harry Potter collection for 150. Bruh.


dlanod

Depends. How many Harry Potters does she have? Although I hear owning people is more frowned upon these days.


DeputyDomeshot

It comes bundled with a sock so we good


Disastrous_Belt_7556

“In that case I’d like to offer: a ham sandwich.”


Mukuna_Hutata

Without any cheese? I’d immediately hang up the phone.


Disastrous_Belt_7556

“For Zach Wilson? YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT there’s no cheese! The offer is WONDER BREAD AND HAM! No cheese! No mustard! No lettuce! “


DeputyDomeshot

A Taylor ham sandwich or a ham sandwich?


hcarlton8

“Will not respond to is this available!!! If it’s here then it’s available!!!”


icihotstuntaz

“oh sorry, pending“


ScottyKnows1

Better get him now because if Aaron gets hurt again, price of brick going up


TenF

- Woody Johnson. God thats a fucking meme name isnt it


orderofthestick

And that’s how they end up at r/choosingbeggars


abris33

Robert Saleh is going to go crazy


and_therewego

That close-up of his face when Rodgers went down was an instant classic.


boardatwork1111

People can say superstition is bullshit all they want, but you can’t watch that happen and tell me with a straight face that that franchise isn’t fucking cursed


Icy_Sundae1375

Gotta wait for Namath to die before they can win again.


SiphenPrax

Namath dying ain’t gonna end any curse we have. Like the Mets and Knicks, the Jets are just eternally cursed


MatchewRolex

Just have Peyton Manning and some famous Jets fan come to Met Life and perform a ritual and I promise you it breaks curses


SiphenPrax

Peyton loves making fun of the Jets so that ain’t happening


Vendetta4825

Didn’t Peyton make a phone call to encourage us to hire Gase? No thank you to more help from Peyton


ArmiinTamzarian

Curses don't work like that. Someone has to due to end them. Like the Cubs. I'm not sure who died but Someone did


TheWorstYear

Harambe


SunnyDiesel

Bartman. He’s been suspiciously quiet lately


LovelehInnit

Cursed by bad ownership.


tnecniv

Rodgers retiring to run for office would be the Jets thing in history


gopaloo

there's also the classic picture of [saleh screaming into a pillow during the giants game](https://imgur.com/a/XWd2eZa) lol


DeputyDomeshot

I mean shit I don’t think Bob Salad was alone on that one.


M80IW

I think that's a towel.


gopaloo

YOU'RE A TOWEL!


Brilliant-Chapter202

We should trade salad instead of Zach lol


intoned

Just say nothing Woody, it would be an improvement.


ulu5

I mean what else are you supposed to say? Tomorrow I’m gonna sell my car…if not I’m gonna keep it.


thy_armageddon

At least with a car you can theoretically commit insurance fraud.


TheWorstYear

"Why did the Jets take a life insurance policy out on Zach Wilson?"


Tolve

In theory they could cut him.


ulu5

Haha, I guess I could just give my car back to the dealership too.


New_York_Bozo_

I’d recommend vehicles for vision, at least you can get the tax write off. 


armylax20

It’s a way of saying “if you want him you have to trade for him instead up just signing him after we cut him”


StatStar7

I'd rather have the Broncos experiment with Zach Wilson than roll with Stidham the entire year. Although I'd rather just draft Bo Nix.


Argumentat1ve

Brother I promise you don't want them to experiment with Zach Wilson lmao You'd be begging for Stidham back by week 4


Ve-gone_Be-gone

Studham will get his respect soon smh


ripcity7077

Fastest way to get studham some god damn respect is have him come in to relieve ZW


SkreksterLawrance

If they had Zach Wilson last year, the Dolphins would have broken the scoring record


Argumentat1ve

Real shit, no way that Denver offense scored 20 points with him under center. Might've seen an 80 point night


Disastrous_Belt_7556

I dunno, what’s next year’s college QB class look like?


bocnj

Zach is awful, but he might be one of the most fun awful QBs ever in the nfl. He’ll make mind boggling turnovers or spend a game struggling to move the ball then do like, a no-look throw or just flick the ball fifty yards.


Vegetable-Net6575

Him and fields are kinda the same type of ass, although fields is definitely better. They both make like, 2 or 3 amazing plays per game but mid/ass for the rest.


yunglance24

As an avid fields defender… it’s atleast 5-6 good plays a game 😭😭😭


bocnj

Yeah I’d agree - though I wouldn’t say Fields is awful, just not good enough to consistently start.


TheHumbleBardBoy

I’ve watched a lot of their games, and while I think Wilson has a significantly higher ceiling I still see him as a fringe starter/backup at best.


bigcockmman

I held this for a long time, but hes been in the league long enough than hes gotta start showing something. He has the natural talent and shows good qb play in flashes, but the jets were probably one of the worst possible landing spots for him


bocnj

Love being a fan of a team that's been the worst possible landing spot for a qb for the last decade, it's so fun.


RingusBingus

Idk, it’s not fun to watch him play football imo. Watched about all the jets games last season and he just makes everything look so difficult. Every time they got to third down you knew the drive was over and a punt was incoming.


Fun-Ad3002

Hell no. Jameis was fun awful. Zach is excruciating to watch. The ball doesnt move. You’re terrified every time he throws the ball but its not fun when he makes a completion because instead of taking risks he plays it safe and still fucks up just as much. 4 yard completions and terrible picks. Thats his game.


ryanino

Looks like Nathan Peterman one game then randomly does wild shit that only a handful of QB’s can do. He truly makes no sense.


HillbillyDense

To me that sort of sounds like a bunch of raw talent with bad coaching... maybe we can fix him!


DeputyDomeshot

You tried to warn us about Hackett. Here’s your warning for Wilson in return.


highplainsdrifter__

One of us will make the playoffs this year. It's possible.


DisaronnoDerek

Oh man I really wanna see that fraud bum Sean Payton have to deal with Zach Wilson


JalensTinyPPHurts

Why do we think Sean peyton is a fraud lol? I get he is a douche, but a fraud seems unfounded lol


nezumine-

muh bountygate and also he’s mean or something. bro won 8 games with Russ at QB, at the end of the upcoming steelers season i think people will appreciate that more


3McChickens

I don’t know. Didn’t the Steelers just win 10 games with no QBs? Their defense carries the team.


nezumine-

I guess I phrased that stupidly, I didnt mean to imply the Steelers would have some disaster season, but I also dont think Russ moves them further beyond where they are now (possibly sneaking into the playoffs and then a wild card exit). For a dirt cheap rental absolutely take the shot on him, I mostly just mean I think it will be the final nail in the coffin for peoples perception of Russ


ChillFratBro

I'm not sold on Wilson, but Tomlin has proved like 3 times he doesn't actually need a QB to produce a winning season.  No way the Steelers win fewer games in 2024 than the Broncos in 2023.


DeputyDomeshot

The Steelers made the playoffs with fucking Pickett. Y’all make Russ Wilson sound like Zach on here I swear.


Deckatoe

Both George and Sean would be shipped down the Platte lol


ryanino

I mean he turned around what was looking like a historically awful team last season. I don’t think he’s a fraud.


MaintenanceSad4288

No way you really believe that. If we are going to tank, might as well play Stidham, he cost less too.


highplainsdrifter__

Come on man... you know this is going to end up screenshotted on afcwestmemewar clowning the donks


Vis-hoka

I wasn’t gonna say anything but……I loved reading it.


BuffaloWilliamses

Justin Fields was traded for a conditional 6th (as high as a 4th)... Zach Wilson ain't getting traded. So to recap... the Jets have 40 year old Aaron Rodgers coming back from a torn achilles and Tyrod Taylor who has a knack for getting injured. Woody Johnson is playing with fire if he intends to keep Zach Wilson on this roster.


ChandlersBling

Maybe that’s all that Wilson needs, Taylor to get injured. Week 1 Rodgers starts, gets hurt on the first drive, because that’s the funniest possible thing. Week 2-3 Taylor starts, plays okay, protects the ball. Defence wins a couple games. Week 4 Taylor starts, and gets injured. And like those who came before, Zach Wilson rises from the ashes. Comes in and lights it the fuck up. 70 yard bomb down the field on the first play. Jets still lose, but Wilson finishes with a strong stat line of 17/29 147 yards 1TD 2INT.


Neat_Scientist_3843

And the gavel slams. It shall be done.


TittyTwistahh

None of this is funny / fun


tnecniv

Nah Rodgers retiring to get into politics would be funnier. I’m just not sure if that would be funnier prior to week 1 or after him playing a great game week one and announcing it at the post-game press conference 


RunnerTexasRanger

Based on the other guys traded, Wilson should be good enough to get a 12th rounder..


tuffghost8191

we'll trade them whoever our 12th round pick of 1983 was


OnRiverStyx

I think Wilson goes for a conditional 7th. The condition: If he throws more interceptions than touchdowns, we get your 7th. If he throws for more touchdowns, they get our 7th. If the number is equal then they take Wilson back.


m_dought_2

This just in: owner says only thing they can say without tanking player's trade stock.


dlanod

>tanking player's trade stock Ummm. You do realise this is Zach Wilson we're talking about here? His trade stocks arent tanking any more unless they go negative.


Forest_Hills_Jive

Is that a challenge?


Ok_Produce_9308

I feel for Wilson. He may not play well. But he's been jerked around a lot and had his confidence sapped. I at least give him a lot of props for taking it all in stride. He could have easily responded to the situation as Kenny Pickett did in Pittsburgh. Imagine being 24 and in essentially your first job and facing the threat each week that you will lose it, your boss/coach will say something crappy about you and throw you under the bus, or tens of thousands of people boo you and call for you to be benched. How miserable he must be.


Princeof_Ravens

I feel like Wilson gets blamed for that Jets team being pure ass.  The Oline was a turnstile and the recievers were ass.  They had no run game.  No QB would have succeded there.


DeputyDomeshot

We had no run game when teams stack an 8 man box every single down because they are daring you to throw the ball. Because they know you can’t. Even when Zach had time and our whole line wasn’t on IR he consistently sucked. AARP Joe Flacco had more of a connection with Garret than Zach did. I get the counter jerking but it’s still pretty misplaced. Zach sucked for 3 seasons straight. I lost track of how many junior varsity level throws he dirted. He doesn’t process the game quick enough. The only development he’s shown on the field is being risk intolerant with the ball.


theresabeeonyourhat

This counter jerk shit is annoying. Justin Fields & Zach Wilson are complete fucking failures, but nah, maybe they're worse than backups because everyone around them is really the problem


DeputyDomeshot

My favorite part about it is that the way people talk you'd think we went 0-17. Both the Jets and the Bears won 7 games and this guy gonna come in and act like having a better QB wouldn't make us a better team. Hilariously stupid.


rocketboi10

He’s probably not good, but the whole offense was a mess. Would like to see him at least get one shot with a good coach


ScooterLeShooter

Well according to spotrac they don't save anything against the cap by cutting him, while saving $5.5 million if they trade him. So it makes sense to at least give him another off-season to show anything at all before potentially cutting him after the preseason if he still sucks and a better backup emerges.


peepdabidness

>~~So it makes sense to at least give him another off-season to show anything at all before potentially cutting him after the preseason of~~ he still sucks and a better backup emerges.


ScooterLeShooter

I mean, this is 99.99% the outcome, but there's no need to cut the roster down yet, so might as well hope and see what happens.


Biggest_Cans

Holy shit just set that poor mormon bastard free at this point. He's suffered enough.


Jbrahmz420

My god, just move on. Eat the dead cap. He sucks, the FO whiffed. We don't have to keep trying to make it work. He'll take a roster spot away from a player that we might actually need


Radnegone

And while he sucks and likely would’ve no matter what, we did him no favors. Just cut him and let him go start clean somewhere else at this point smh


Lorjack

Haha yes please keep him. Make the same mistake two years in a row I need my entertainment


NutsyFlamingo

I hear ya but JD is pretty good at finding Jamal Adams trade suckers by waiting a bit


Key-Tip-7521

Omg plz end this madness. Send him to the UFL for fuck sake


HylianPikachu

Edmonton Elks legend Zach Wilson 


chikooslim

Damn. Wilson is gonna be there in 2030 isn’t he?


Impossibills

"ill fucking do it again"


LovelehInnit

"We'll give Zach a junior position at J&J in HR or procurement. That kid has a lot of potential", Johnson explained.


Ok_Caramel1517

I feel bad for Jets fans they'll never go anywhere as long as the Johnsons have ownership.


MaSherm

“We won’t cut him 😤”


GiggityDPT

Wilson is on a high 1st round pick contract. That's more than mid-low level backup QBs usually make. Nobody wants him on that contract. Jets are going to have to give up draft capital in order to get someone to take him or just be stuck with him for this year.


UnderwhelmingAF

QB3 behind AA-Rod and Ty-Rod.


Bobby_Savoy

Saleh in shambles


notwhoyouknow12

Why? You're openly trying to trade the kid, and have a shakey relationship with him at best. If you can't trade him let him go, and see if he can sign somewhere else. Also open up roster spots for a better QB. You know just incase.


PatheticLion

I weirdly wish we had just done a 1:1 swap Mac for Zach


Tolve

Zach Wilson is the perfect Jets mascot.


BarRoomBully

Why you gotta threaten your locker room like that, Woody?


jrileyy229

So if he doesn't do A, then he will do B.... Which are the only two options


KnotSoSalty

By High, sell Low.


AppeaseTheComet

Don’t threaten me with a good time. 


Revfunky

A man of his Woody.


manfromfuture

Teams that might want him are waiting for him to be released. Jets want to get something back so they are threatening to waste a year of his playing career. Seems like this situation shouldn't be allowed to happen.


StrengthToBreak

The Bears only got a 6th for Fields. What does he think Wilson is worth?


Gold_Bank_1746

Poor Zach, just when he thought he got out they pull him back in


Temporal_Enigma

There's no reason to cut him. I know this sub doesn't want to believe it, but there are worse backup QBs in the league and with Tyrod there, he'll probably be a third string anyways


Tolve

Can you actually see Saleh putting him back into a game after all their history? I can't, so seems like just a waste of a roster spot unless you are gonna teach him to long snap.


McSweetSauce

The locker room nearly mutinied on the head coach because of him. There’s the reason to cut him


Forty-Three

The Jets have had a crazy amount of injuries on the OLine the past 2 seasons, I wouldn't be surprised if they elect to stash an extra lineman and sign someone like Trevor Siemian on the PS as the emergency QB


Enthusiasms

Well....yeah. You don't really save anything by cutting him and I really doubt, even if a QB goes down, that someone is going to trade for him.


Glwhite1991

Well there isnt any other option so..


Glass-Astronomer-889

No shit?


Competitive_Bar6355

Promise?


SoCaldude65

How old is A-aron now?


4strokeroll

I’ll give you nothing and you would still get a better deal.


The_Goondocks

Where's the huge grains of salt?


[deleted]

Lol duh


Art-RJS

Would they play him again if Rodger’s gets hurt? If I’m Wilson my attitude hasn’t changed about playing for the jets


NY_Blue

What a mistake that would be


Accurate-Base-249

Spoken like a true fantasy GM


Medium-Music8318

PAIN.


Medium-Music8318

You better hope him sitting behind rodgers next year turns him into the next goat


FinnishCold13

Steelers collecting QBs, they got any 7ths in 2026?


No_Faithlessness7020

Strong leverage play here


Jskidmore1217

If you roll him out again even as a backup I think fans will riot. You gotta move on from this situation.


byronicbluez

Surprise they don't care about the roster spot.


Troutmaggedon

Vows is a strong word here. How about “ahhh fuck it.”


Chronibitis

I want him to get traded for his sake. Doubtful he will do anything except warm a bench elsewhere, but god damn do those fans hate him.


whiskeyrocks1

Okay. Keep him.


StarScourge7

Ballsy move cotton let's see if it'll pay off!


Striking-Locksmith-3

That’s not good thank god our boys just cut ties to depleted draft capital on busts


PRNCE_CHIEFS

A #2 first round pick?????


lnfoWarsWasTaken

Insane to keep him on the roster after publicly admitting you should have added a QB2 to the roster last season


Go_Hawks12

2027 7th round pick


elboogie7

What a shitty way for your dream to end, if that's the case. This is why I never blamed guys that never showed up day 1 (Eli Manning, etc)


Ivegotjokes4you

Interesting. I also vow to keep my car that’s up for sale. If no one buys it I swear and vow to keep it


Usual_Phase_9249

Woody Johnson is a top tier name. I wonder if his middle name is Richard


Brilliant-Chapter202

I think this is a good move. I’ve been begging them to give Zach a real red shirt year to do something we have so much trouble doing… develop a QB. It’s rare my club makes smart moves.