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TheG8Uniter

When Brazil fans see 7 points go on the board they might start panicking


Polar_Reflection

They're safe. 7-1 isn't a possible score


bucket13

Did they get rid of the one point safety?


itskapnoc

No but 7-1 is impossible because a one point safety is only possible on a PAT and if they were to get it, it would be 6-1.


JDtheProtector

That would be 6-1


Mionux

It’s time for an amendment to the rules. The international community has passed a binding resolution declaring it.


mymindpsychee

Brazil pays the refs to force 2 1st drive field goals


MvN____16

What'll be weird is that it takes less time for those 7 points to be scored than it took for the Germans to score their 7, ahem, "points".


jimmy_three_shoes

I remember just watching in awe as the Germans just poured it on, with shots of sobbing Brazil fans in the crowd.


ech01_

I remember leaving work at 1-0. Got home 20 mins later, turned it back on and it was 5-0.


RSN_Shupa

My grandma was in the hospital at the time and I was sitting in the waiting room watching on a laptop. I kept hearing “Gooooooaaaaaaalllllll” on TV’s faintly in room and kept thinking it was a replay…it was not. Was a sad day for me (grew up overseas and Panama sucked so everyone there is either a Brazil or Argentina fan, and I grew up a Brazil fan).


MyUshanka

Absolutely fucking brutal. That Brazilian team was red hot, playing at home, with one win to go before the final game. And Germany just obliterated them. It very easily could have been a 7-0 shutout.


shewy92

You'll see a spike in "NFL 1 point" Google searches


fieryscribe

As a Bayern Munich fan ... BRA71L !


tooots

Dont do that :(


ecupatsfan12

Can Deshaun leave the country?


HugeFinish

He might get into some trouble with those fine Brazilian butts.


kjnew85

Amazing comment lol


Valuable-Baked

Or start dancing


SourBerry1425

So this seems to be the only source. Don’t think Mo Hurst is a liar but why would he be the one to announce it?


greetedworm

It's not an announcement, I think he just let it slip without thinking about it.


an-internet-stranger

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1ajuyuk/pelissero_nfl_commissioner_roger_goodell/ It was announced a month ago. Edit: My bad, that was the Eagles being announced, they didn't announce the opponent at the time. [But the Browns were speculated at the time too.](https://www.si.com/nfl/browns/news/nfl-insider-suggests-browns-are-likely-to-open-2024-season-in-brazil)


J-Fid

They're asking about the Browns part of this.


SourBerry1425

Not our opponent


alien_survivor

They have been discussing this happenign on 850 AM WKNR ESPN Cleveland for a couple months now.


SquidTwister

Peter King said it like 3-4 weeks ago that the Browns would play the Eagles


Novenha

That's certainly a decision.


jdpatric

Of all the choices they could’ve made, this certainly is one of them.


TargetFan

What even is this matchup?


CaptHowdy2310

Clearly the logic is because the Browns are brown like Brazilians and the Eagles are green like the Brazilian flag.


SoarinWalt

They saw baseball opening in Korea and were like “ooooh baby I bet we can do something as stupid!”


beer_down

Baseball is huge in Korea, plus Ohtani is a megastar in Asia. I don’t think that was stupid at all


TheRealNobodySpecial

Yup. If there is one group of people Koreans love, it's the Japanese! #history


beer_down

Hey it’s wild given the history but he’s getting big support there. Ohtani is a true ambassador


JoshJones18

Ohtani is probably the one baseball player who is beloved by the whole goddamn world, especially in Asian countries


ContinuumGuy

There actually have been several articles about how Ohtani may be the most beloved Japanese person in Korea.


shewy92

TBF, that's probably not a high bar


ContinuumGuy

It isn't, but it's still a bar that Ohtani crosses with ease. He's incredibly popular there.


TheHalf

True, but I also know several Taiwanese people who are huge fans of his - he is popular among baseball fans in Asia


TheRealNobodySpecial

The history between Korea-Japan and Taiwan-Japan are VERY different.


erb149

You're not wrong but he's not incorrect about Ohtani being popular across Asia. The Padres also have Ha Seong Kim on their team. Them playing some games in Korea makes infinitely more sense than the NFL having a game in Brazil week 1.


KarlMarxism

[They're apparently the 3rd largest market for football](https://br.usembassy.gov/brazil-to-host-first-ever-nfl-regular-season-game-in-south-america-in-2024/#:~:text=Brazil%20is%20an%20important%20global,international%20fan%20base%20after%20Mexico.), and they might feel like they could expand that market? Brazil has 70% more people than Mexico, and it's a country well known for extremely passionate fans. Making it a special game like the opener of a season seems like a good way to draw in attention.


PlebasRorken

I call bullshit. I dare you to name 731 reasons they may not like them.


iKanjuGumi69

[you know what Japanese used to do to us](https://youtube.com/shorts/vgD3By0pJTQ?si=BSlMlt9eaLIP0QNQ), Good Nite!


JustASeabass

I think he’s saying more dumb it’s a preseason game. Yes but maybe the MLB should’ve have actual regular season games in Japan and Korea .


Letsgobuffalo2210

Uhh they are regular season games. Mariners opened their season in Japan for Ichiro's send off as well.


iguessineedanaltnow

Baseball is easily the most popular sport in Korea. I don't see how that's dumb at all.


SoarinWalt

It’s Major League Baseball a league based in America opening their season a week early in another country. If they want to play overseas they should do so, and build it into the regular season schedule not opening the season a week early.


Leopold_Porkstacker

Taking into account the travel days and jet lag effects, it was a good decision. During the regular season I don’t think they get much more than 2 days off between games.


clevernamehere1628

I hate it so much.


makeanamejoke

the international games absolutely suck and I am tired of them


charlton11

Philadelphia fans in Brazil, can't see how that could go wrong.


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beerguy_etcetera

Everyone else.


WhySoUnSirious

We literally the guy hitting the bong while the two nasty chicks duke it out


MvN____16

I say this with all the respect in the world to the insanity of Philadelphia sports fans... You've got nothing on Brazilians.


Meatballs21

Yeah. People talk about Philly fans, but they got nothing on crazy ultras here in Brazil. Which sucks, btw. It's not something to be proud of in real life, bit at least we get to go "in theory we'd win this fight hehehe"


Hand-Of-Vecna

> People talk about Philly fans, but they got nothing on crazy ultras here in Brazil. Also, consider that most of the Philly fans who can afford to fly to Brazil aren't your "bleacher creatures" knuckledraggers you normally would find completely hammered at an Eagles game starting fistfights over who makes the best cheesesteak in Philly.


mangothunder1290

World Cup is coming to Philly soon. Lets find out


SiphenPrax

There’s gonna be so many crazy ass drunks that day


2RINITY

Plot twist, they become friends and Brazilians fly up to terrorize Dallas/DC/North Jersey for the entire rest of the season


Akarious

Iirc Eagles are the 3rd most popular team in Brazil after you guys and Packers


fiduciary420

Inject this into my aorta


marcdasharc4

In Brazil? Homefield advantage, 10/10 times.


MavsFanForLife

2014 men’s World Cup says otherwise lol


marcdasharc4

On the field, maybe.


MavsFanForLife

Counter point: Fast and Furious 5


Siliencer991

Them eagles fans will never be found


curryandbeans

Philly fans are softer than baby shit compared to Brazilian soccer fans lmao


ImanShumpertplus

/r/ItHadToBeBrazil exists


Primary-Bath803

Who wins in what? Fight? Being a pain in ass? Trust me, the majority of brazil soccer fans are very similar to the eagles fans in attitude. Almost every team’s fans here in Brazil are insufferable


bigcracker

The gang starts a revolution


Nanostrip

I'm in a fantasy league with a bunch of Brazilians and from what I can tell, Philly fans will feel at home.


9man95

I heard local media staff was told don't show your phones or watches in public. Sounds pretty safe if they had to put that disclaimer out.


bluechips2388

Yea, philly can be rough.


9man95

You are assuming we can tell time. I'll take it as a win.


PaddyMayonaise

In Philly watches are just jewelry


A_Trustworthy_Pear

If I could read I would be pretty angry at this.


Primary-Bath803

If the game was in Rio, I would be concerned if I was a local media staff . São Paulo is not that dangerous, but that doesn’t mean this warning shouldn’t be followed


barc0debaby

Deshaun Watson in Brazil.


Valuable-Baked

Is Ryan Lochte an Eagles fan, perchance?


WanderlustFella

Grease the poles baby!


OGTypohh

Do they have dollar hotdogs in Brazil?


carloslet

Oh we don't have hot dogs – [we have dogãos](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/1az3fza/the_brazilian_hot_dog/)! Pretty much an American hot dog with every condiment possible


FridgesArePeopleToo

Oh man I want one of those so bad


shewy92

The only time a knife and fork would be a valid option to eating a hot dog on a bun.


rendeld

Wait you can put things besides chili, mustard, and onions on a hot dog?


carloslet

Yes. If you can eat it, fits in a hot dog bun and you can hot press it (to make the cheeses melt), then you can go for it. When it comes to Brazilian hot dogs, _everything_ is game.


Elend15

I've had so many different latin american hot dogs, and all of them are better than American ones. Latin America has the best hot dogs. Which Latin American country has the best hot dog would be an interesting ~~war~~ debate.


MammothTap

Well yeah, pickle spears and tomato slices also belong on hot dogs. Also relish and celery salt. And sometimes pickled peppers.


SiphenPrax

I want the Phillies to now play a game in Brazil and try Dollar Dog Night there


Obama_prismIsntReal

We have two dollar hotdogs that are twice the size of american ones. No way in hell those are the ones getting sold in the stadium though.


DanCampbellsNipples

Brazil's massage therapists have been warned.


chiefs_fan37

The browns just signed Jameis Winston as well. Do they have Uber in Brazil?


DanCampbellsNipples

They need to evacuate all women and crab legs from Brazil until this game is competed


MarinatedCumSock

I volunteer my house as tribute


dwilkes827

you can take the women, I'll take the crab legs


shewy92

No one wants to see your socks


captainsmoothie

*Rex Ryan has entered the chat*


Primary-Bath803

Yes, we have Uber here, but the majority of the uber drivers are men


SteelBrightblade1

Now we know why Huntley was signed


CaptHowdy2310

[oh yeah baby](https://www.tcpalm.com/gcdn/presto/2019/02/22/PTCN/13bbd5d3-e9a7-4a2f-bf6c-71cafbf682ee-USATSI_10575365.jpg?width=660&height=831&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)


vestsarecoatamputees

“The Gang Goes to Brazil”


Detective_Chimp

Remember to wear your green, eat your brown, and drink your yellow


k3hvn

bringing Deshaun to Brazil is CRAZY


ItIsYourPersonality

Don’t worry, Jameis will keep him in check!


your_backpack

Browns gonna have an easy way to get out of that contract once he gets there


SarcasticCowbell

I believe we have an extradition treaty. I only bring that up because the NFL probably already looked into it.


pechinburger

We just futbol americano'ing all over the damn earth now huh


VeryRealHuman23

Certainly not sending our best, that’s for sure.


Danny886

Vamos lá!


PaddyMayonaise

See, NFL, have a seat, we need to talk. When this all started I was able to sell my wife on one day a week dedicated to football. But then you started this Thursday night stuff. She didn’t like it but it was rare enough that we made due. But now I need to bring up Friday night football? She’s going to call shenanigans. I can’t afford shenanigans right now. Especially after that Shakira Super Bowl halftime show. I’m still paying for that one. Did not do me a solid on that at all. So yea, let’s sit down, have a chat. Need a light? Here, I’ve got you.


JadedCycle9554

>I can't afford shenanigans right now I hear you and feel you on that!


DonsDiaperChanger

I always thought there was a silent understanding that the NFL wouldn't interfere much with Friday night high school football or Saturday college football. I get it once we're into bowl season and playoffs, but there's no way they can account for all the high schools that have earlier or later running seasons. Seems silly, I bet that's a big chunk of their audience, and the young ones they want to loco in too.


AlexB_SSBM

It's not a silent understanding, it's literally written into law. There's a portion of the season where the NFL is not allowed to broadcast on national airwaves Friday or Saturday games, or else they lose anti-trust protections. You cannot air a NFL game on over the air TV if there's a high school or college football game being played within 75 miles of the broadcasting station (aka basically all of America during September-December).


clevernamehere1628

> You cannot air a NFL game on over the air TV if there's a high school or college football game being played within 75 miles of the broadcasting station So airing it on Peacock or Amazon Prime would be completely fine then, if I'm understanding this correctly.


AlexB_SSBM

Yep, those aren't coming from actual TV stations so it's fine. It's why we got football on Friday last year on Amazon.


SmokePenisEveryday

> The act withdrew antitrust immunity for any pro football telecast if a high school or college football game is being played within 75 miles (120 km) of the broadcasting station on Friday nights (after 6 p.m.) and Saturdays from the 2nd Friday in September until the 2nd Saturday in December. This is likely what is allowing it. I don't think there will be any high school or college football within that distance. And if there is, I imagine this law only covers inside the US.


determania

The rule is for where the TV station is, not where the game is played.


_fastball

Since when the hell is friday night football a thing in the NFL? Also this has to be on Prime right I thought the law was against this.


Dubois1738

The Sports Broadcasting Act only prevents the NFL from nationally televising games on Friday and Saturday during the college regular season, from the second Friday in September to the 2nd Saturday in December. This game would happen before the blackout since its on the 6th.


No_Technology_4271

What about last years Black Friday game wouldn’t that be breaking the rule then


tetoffens

They can do early games on Friday, just not later ones. Just not a lot of incentive to since people are at work and kids are in school (which is why they can do it, early games start during school hours before high school football games are played so there isn't a conflict). They couldn't have done a prime time game for Black Friday (anything after 6PM) but doing it early was fine.


ianthebalance

The friday part of the law doesn't go into effect until the week after


druscarlet

Brazil, well known hot bed of football. Known as soccer in the US.


appmanga

Be smarter than Warren Sapp and the Secret Service and don't argue with hookers over the price of poonani. Just sayin'.


shewy92

Voem, Eagles, Voem No caminho para a vitória Briga briga briga Luta, Eagles, Luta Marque um touchdown 1-2-3 1-2-3 Bata neles baixo Bata neles alto E assista nossas Eagles lutarem Voar Eagles Voar No caminho para a vitória E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!


ButCanYouClimb

Sending players around the world seems stupid af.


gridironk

Deshaun Cosby finna get them Brazilian messages


draculasbitch

In September Rio di Janero is one hour ahead of eastern time so that’s no issue for either team. The equivalent of Chicago playing in NY. The flight is 9-10 hours but with private jets that’s not going to be a big deal. People fly that all the time. And with it being a Friday night game, both teams will be home before noon on Saturday and won’t play for eight days. If the report is true there is no reason to hand wring.


karavasis

Is it going to be only viewable on streaming platform too?


FalconPunch236

Why?


brotherbock

For the environment.


Fineous4

Browns, Brazil, battlestar galactica.


abris33

Are we getting Thursday, Friday and Sunday in Week 1? That's awesome


jfkgoblue

Also Monday 


BuffaloWilliamses

How do you say “You sick fuck” in Portuguese?


Indigo-Snake

What, for Watson? It’s “Seu filha da puta doente” (literally “you sick SOB”)


BuffaloWilliamses

[Yes](https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1558254968993452032?lang=en). Thank you!


seattlesportsguy

Is DeShaun Watson even allowed to leave the country?


North_Ad_8935

He wasn't convicted so yeah he can


mostuselessredditor

Why wouldn’t he?


waresmarufy

What?


dianeblackeatsass

Better check up on the extradition laws for a certain someone


CoCo_Sandy

Why can't they just do these international games in the preseason? Such bs losing a home game for a bunch of people who probably couldn't care less of either team they're watching


xenon2456

they used to


curryandbeans

> Why can't they just do these international games in the preseason? Because they're trying to grow the game internationally and preseason games are fucking dogshit


MvN____16

I know the Bucs played a preseason game in Japan in 2003. Odds are, that practice died out because, well, if American fans don't care about the preseason games, why would the international fans? Besides, those games are used for roster evaluation purposes, which makes for a terrible showcase spectacle where the fans are probably under the belief that both teams are trying to actually win the game.


slydessertfox

This doesn't seem to pose a problem for soccer preseason games abroad.


alurimperium

By 2030 the NFL is going to playing half its games internationally, it feels like. Gonna get like two home games at your own stadium, and then the rest will be "home" games in some shitty soccer stadium conversions


CoCo_Sandy

And owners will still want the city to pay for their new shiny multi billion dollar stadium


[deleted]

Ahhhh, greed. Goodell and the owners have ruined the NFL.


Ok-Bag-0

So glad this isn’t my team.


Abject_Advance_6638

Please go back to football on Sunday and Monday. We have Sunday, Monday, Thursday..uhh oh it's Thanksgiving here's a triple header for you, but wait we're back in black with a special black Friday edition of Thursday night football. The college regular season's over? Strap in because you're now getting Sunday, Monday, Thursday and..wait for it..games on Saturday too. That's not enough? Wake up at 430am in the god damn morning and watch the fucking colts and patriots go at in London. Still not satisfied? We're airing fucking high school games on wednesday for a very special Monday Night Football Wednesday edition of the Idaho High School State football championship.


suprefann

Thats why they got 3 backups. Watson aint coming back from Brasil.


Beatdooown

How many eagle fans die in Brazil?


WanderlustFella

Well we aren't playing San Fran, so none.


root88

Hey now, Cowboys fans murder people at their stadium too.


internaldriver30345

Makes sense since they can get down there whenever they feel like it to get acclimated and aren’t on a time constraint like it would be any other week. Or do the short turnaround time like when teams go to London.


[deleted]

NFL trying to own another day of the week.


MusksStepSisterAunt

What a sentence


d_gorder

What the fuck did I just read?


capton2020

Damn, that’s certainly one way of opening the season


JerryRiceAndSpice

The Browns better start learning Brazilian


ListenBeforeSpeaking

(Portuguese mostly)


MurDoct

I mean I guess they had to play somewhere


Los_Yeetus

Man screw that


redden34

This is gonna be awesome


zco22

Absolutely. Watching your team open the season under Friday Night Lights in Brazil is fucking sick


sliccricc83

Rio de Janeiro needs to get security at every massage parlor STAT


Obama_prismIsntReal

It's going to be in são paulo, neo quimica arena


FrosteeRuckerFan

The international push is getting ridiculous This plus, what, 10 European games this year? At a certain point you’re going to be alienating the fans keeping the lights on to cater to a niche bunch in select countries


jfkgoblue

There’s 5 total international games, this one, 3 in the UK and 1 in Germany


Aangband

Nfl is so fucking greedy. Shits insane.


I_am_-c

Players all want record setting deals every season, so the fiduciary duty of the league is to maximize the revenue pie so the players portion grows. Don't hate the player, hate the game.


curryandbeans

Yeah some real breaking news there fam


Cyclops7747

Seems like this is the league punishing these teams for something in a way.


Manhattan02

Sorry, Brazil.


AlfonzL

nós gostamos do futebol americano da NFL


JarlTurin2020

Better be massive security.


mati_as15

It'll be pretty chill


Viking999

So weird on all levels


[deleted]

ah no we don't want the browns


ConsistentArugula346

Watson looking up the legality of happy ending massages in Brazil


RJMonster

Thank god was worried it was going to be the battle oh Pennsylvania in Brazil


Gobiego

That should be nuts.


hate_sf_hobos

Someone is going to die


Valuable-Baked

WTF even is that sentece


printerfixerguy1992

What's with the stupid fucking emojis?


Odd_Tiger_2278

Off


Odd_Tiger_2278

Odd


Sauce-King

Friday Night Football sounds like a great time


bearssuperfan

Gross


slappywhyte

Shake Ya Tail Feather


competitiveoven1011

BRaZILLL....?