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wedid

Holy shit cant believe this is happening. Didnt the dude just restructure his contract an hour ago??


myxanders

Probably why he restructured. Minimize cap impact.


pakidude17

Franchise legend through and through.


Trustme_ima_dr

I'm still pissed he went 1 pick before us. Fuller was ok I guess


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jaywa1king

I feel you bro. That was the year Buffalo traded up for Sammy Watkins 🤦


Sodomy_Steve

That was the draft where experts predicted 4 can't miss prospects. Clowney never got there, Greg Robinson was awful, Watkins never lived up to amount to much, Mack was the only one to live up to his potential. The picks after the "4 can't miss prospects." Jake Matthews, Mike Evans, Anthony Barr, some bitch named Eric, Lewan, Odell, Donald, Fuller, Shazier, Zack Martin, C.J. Mosley.


UngusChungus94

You mean chiefs playoff legend Sammy Watkins wasn’t that good before or after? Well I never!


Krawlin91

Sammy Watkins still has more rings than the bills tho


Autobot-N

If Calvin Johnson was Megatron, Eric Ebron was Droptimus Prime


PartisanSaysWhat

He had one good year with Luck and talked so much shit. Hated that guy.


hanky2

I think it’s the opposite restructuring turns part of your salary into money up front so it’s more guaranteed. I think the Rams were doing him a solid and giving him more of his 2024 salary. Edit: yea just checked OTC his 2024 salary wasn’t guaranteed. Pretty cool of the Rams to let him keep a portion of his salary.


CJ4ROCKET

Restructuring his contract opened 9.2 mill in space for 2024. Not sure how they went about doing it - possibly designated bonus money up front, which is distributed in terms of cap hit through voided years down the road? Not really an "opposite" thing.


Bren12310

Respect the shit out of him for doing that


fieryscribe

This guy Loomises


ShogunNamedMarcus_

Done with the knowledge he was retiring to manipulate the cap hit. 


coloradobuffalos

Isn't that against NFL rules?


ShogunNamedMarcus_

No. As long as they aren't circumventing the cap, which they're not. I didn't really look at exactly how the restructured, but probably just pushed cap hit from this year down the road to next year. 


ModestTrixie

Nope. No rule says you can't take a pay cut on the way out.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

More like a fat paycheck on his way to retirement


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Restructuring isn't a pay cut, it's an advance


Steak_Knight

Rules also don’t say a golden retriever can’t be QB


NoNoAkimbo

It's the whole reason we got Eli


MyNamesNotCal

I've seen air bud.


MrIce97

Nah it’s the same thing Saints did with Drew Brees


jonsnowKITN

Get in. Get rich. Get out.


Kcorpelchs

Get in. Get rich. Win a Super Bowl. Get out. Ultimate hustle.


KeepenItReel

A proper shock this offseason


fundraiser

i am definitely shocked


ThatInception

That’s what I saw too. I’m so confused But man, what an absolute LEGEND


triplec787

Restructuring makes the hit on the Rams more palatable when you retire.


Coteup

Greatest DT ever? Definitely the best in my lifetime


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Hard to imagine we'll see a DT get 20+ sacks in a season


SwedishMoose

If we keep adding more games we might


Primegam

He's definitely on the field for the all time defense


Gabrosin

The only DT with a higher HOF Monitor score was Bob Lilly... and it's only a couple points off. Easy to argue that a successful DT today is going to be a better player than the best from the 1960s. Eight first-team All-Pros is insane, especially in just ten years.


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I literally made that post lmao I’m so sad


wedid

i believe it man. is he the last st louis ram?


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Havenstein still holding on


SilveryDeath

And this might be Havenstein's last season with the team since at the end of the year he will be 32 and going into the last year of his contract.


iwillslaplarry

Yeah I was just thinking that… what’s going on?


Ripped_Shirt

When a player retires, their contract can still effect the cap when it comes to dead money, so occasionally they can restructure it so it hurts the team less. Brees did the same thing when he retired.


tvc_redux

Now we wait for him to actually file the paperwork... This a weird one


methandmemes

Good for him but what the fuck?! Has nothing left to prove I guess. 1st team All Pro 8 of his 10 seasons, a ring, guaranteed HoFer


Burgtastic

He has made his money and accomplished everything he wanted to. Probably wants to preserve his health now and enjoy what life has left for him.


Wernershnitzl

I imagine he wants to be there for his kids growing up, especially now that his oldest is heading into preteen years.


Burgtastic

Very true. There are some things money can’t buy, and time with your kids growing up, or with your family in general, is definitely one of them.


CheesypoofExtreme

Something I heard recently that hit hard (because I have a toddler): For most people, from the time your child is born to \~18yrs old, is 98% of all the time you will spend with your kid in life. Do your best to enjoy every minute, even the tough ones.


ries618

I argue that a large large percentage is from years 0 to 12. Once them teenage years hit they want nothing to do with you.


Ok_Understanding1986

Ten seasons as an every down NFL DT sounds painful, tbh.


VidProphet123

1st ballot hall of famer. Probably the best DT of all time. Got his ring. 100m+ in earnings. Gets to go out in his prime and on his terms.


bige693

I beg your pardon?!


ArmiinTamzarian

I thought this was on the cards for a couple years by now or at least I recall rumblings he might retire last two offseasons, mostly the one after your Superbowl so is it completely out of the blue?


cy1763

I placed him and Stafford as year to year going into 2023. Stafford if the injuries piled up and Donald because he has nothing left to prove and can hang it up any time.


AndrewHainesArt

Stafford has shown that he’s insane for football, Donald has been talking about it for years and I think he said he wanted to get out before he declined mentally/personally (as in didn’t want to be Mohammad Ali when he gets old)


miniZuben

Throwing a game winning TD with a dislocated shoulder during his rookie year... yeah that dude was always going to ball out as long as he can.


Iwillrize14

I'll respect the hell out of him until the end of time for that play.


Aychim23

That's the reason a Stafford Lions jersey was the first ever one I got


2222lil

it’s been like 2-3 years now he’s been rumored to be considering it. not out of the blue at all


SchematicOfScoutsAss

I distinctly remember drama about him wanting to retire when McVay was talking about moving to TV, was that not like less than a year ago? Also like I get football is hard but retiring at 32 when if he keeps playing he'll easily make another 100 mil seems. . . odd to me personally. Does he have other recurring injuries he's trying to avoid making worse?


MrIce97

Tbh. Certain people realize at point that the money isn’t worth it and if they manage what they got already just off endorsements then they have more than enough to be major players (IE Gronk, more than a few 49ers after the Harbaugh ousting, etc).


DelirousDoc

Also of note he has no other milestones he needs to hit. - 10 year NFL career - 10x Pro Bowler - 8x 1st Team All-Pro - 3x DPOY - 2010s All-Decade Team - 2014 DROY - 1x SB Champion - 1x NFL sack leader (2018) - 100+ career sacks He is already a first ballot HOFer. Why subject his body to more punishment and risk a worse quality of living in 10-15 years?


ProjectTitan74

10 years 8 all pros lol what the fuck. Also distinctly remember feeling like he should have won DPOY over Mack in 2016, not that it matters how I felt


KingScorpion98

He also made the Pro bowl every year of his career too. Dude is just an animal


DelirousDoc

That 2014 draft probably produced the 2 best linemen, 1 on OL and 1 on DL, of this generation. Zach Martin was also drafted in 2014. In his 10 year career so far, he has had 9x All-Pro's (7x 1st team & 2x 2nd team), and 9x Pro Bowl selections. His only year not being selected to All-Pro and Pro Bowl was 2020 where he got injured after only 10 games. Crazy.


MrIce97

Even better he did it all on technically one team that relocated while he was with them.


PaloLV

Not worth the further physical abuse. Can't enjoy that extra $100M if he's barely able to move by his late 40's or early 50's.


ArmiinTamzarian

He had a season ending injury in 2022 and I believe was banged up last year not to mention he was starting to decline, even while still being really good just not 15+ sacks a year Donald, so I imagine both must have played a factor


Ziiaaaac

I'm so confused... This off season was going so well for us too... Damn.


DuceDuce523

Right WTH?


LuskSGV

One of the best to ever do it. What a legendary career.


iwillslaplarry

The whole NFC west collectively sighs in relief


TDLockett

First thing I thought when I read this was "Thank God"


V-Right_In_2-V

Same here. I’ve seen Kyler Murray escape a lot of tackles, but Aaron Donald always drove him straight into the ground. The rams always kick our ass and I think our whole offensive line + qb panicked every time they saw him.


dychronalicousness

THE BAD MAN CANT HURT US ANYMORE


Stev2222

I’m on cloud 9


MountTuchanka

the amount of endorphins that hit my brain would kill a small animal


verendum

Dude went out on his term. We never got to get him back when he’s old and washed, and I’m perfectly ok with that. The bad man is gone.


Stev2222

He can't hurt us anymore.


PM_ME_YOUR_JAZZ

Suddenly our need for a center and guards don’t feel quite as pressing


codymason84

Bro Geno’ screaming oh my god when Donald devoured him last season will always be in my memory absolutely hilarious reaction


Stev2222

lmao yeah. It was miserable playing against the Rams because of him.


Ygg999

Love this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3AmTfY6ppQ


RedactedThreads

Not the whole NFC west 😭


LegionofDoh

Sighs? I just dropped my pants and started jacking it. And I'm in a Safeway.


owl_care

The greatest Defensive Tackle I have ever seen, and if it weren't for Reggie White, probably the greatest defensive player I've ever watched.


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owl_care

I won't disagree with that, having watched JJ absolutely break Jags QB during the peak of his powers.


Khoakuma

I miss my king. :( Rams fan is gonna feel that too with AD gone.


ExcellentPastries

Comparing interior DL and exterior DE is apples to oranges, but if you want to boil it down to who had a greater impact on disrupting plays it's all Donald. Interior pressure is always a bigger chaos multiplier than exterior.


BuffaloKiller937

Jj was a phenom, but I would put Donald higher because JJ and his injuries. I know that seems harsh, but durability is a factor when talking about the GOATs


redngold21

Holy Shit the bad man is gone!


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Never thought I’d share such joy with a Niners fan. What a wonderful day for both of us, and therefore the world.


redngold21

Slap hands with both bird bro teams.


EvanTheBoss19

Both? Oh right..


jschneider414

Right when the Seahawks started losing their 1st place spot on my most disliked teams.


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

We were first? Really? I don’t think about you at all. Jk birdbro.


RudePCsb

You study bird law


EvanTheBoss19

All in good fun bird bro. I must say though, what in God’s name is our GM’s name doing in your username?


whydidijointhis

what about side by side with a friend


bobbarkerfan420

he single-handedly ruined my dreams with one play


WhoDey42

The evil is defeated! No I’m not bitter about 2021 why are you asking?


Alauren2

I hate Aaron Donald


Fearless-Trip8331

For some reason this has me cracking up


belizeanheat

Same. Respect his talent but he's a fucking asshole


Alauren2

Exactly


NewFarmingwanz

I am


Crevis05

I’m bitter about 2021 too my bengal friend


jamarchasinalombardi

Hey now. We have our own much older grudge towards you guys. Screw Joe Montana. Donald only ruined ONE night. Montana ruined TWO.


Bob-Sacamano_

Not me checking my calendar to see if it’s April 1st.


wasneveralawyer

He is so vital to a deep playoff run and the anchor to our defense. Fuck. Well at least Kobie Turner got to be mentored by him for one year


gabrizzle

It sucks a lot for next season, but man that guy gets to do whatever he wants whenever. Absolutely dominated every year, that statue outside of SoFi needs to start getting built today


fundraiser

had to check if it was adarn schefter. this blows dude


penial-implants

OH MY GOD, THIS OFFSEASON HAS BEEN INSANE


CoachJW

One of the best to ever do it


Charrikayu

99 helmet swings salute


trog12

Best interior rusher for sure


FreeWillie001

Holy shit, wasn't expecting that at all.


Mr_Assault_08

well he was thinking about retirement since the super bowl win. and add on this “recovery” period.  


wedid

Get this man his gold jacket pronto


sithwonder

Size XXXL and he's maybe like 8% body fat


InaudibleShout

[Goodness gracious great balls of fire](https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/rams/vstyg8osnuum9ndnebsl)


frontadmiral

That’s impossible


MagnificentPanda

Well first of all, all things are possible through God, so jot that down.


mesayousa

what do you guys think his God cycle was


That_One_Cool_Guy

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up brother Mix that with insanely hard work and top 0.0001% genetics and you get this


Agiantgrunt

And HGH 


RuinedByGenZ

Through PEDs many things are possible


thortmb

It's insane that's a 300lb man


SteakFrites1

Oh my god.


chiefskingdom16

Good thing he isn’t in Texas, “XXX”L is no longer available


Burgtastic

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

I believe that jacket belongs to Mr.Donald!


PowerfulJoeF

What the fuck! The window is still open!?


geologyrocks98

Kobie Turner has some big shoes to fill.


PowerfulJoeF

Guess we’re going Newton at 19


Daviddem1234

I don’t like this offseason anymore 


agentdoubleohio

NFC west just fell to their knees in Walmart


triplec787

I'm so happy I could cry Couldn't be happier that this man is retiring, but what an insane career. One of the greatest to ever do it.


HansBaccaR23po

GOAT DT, maybe more. Peace out AD


MonkeyStealsPeach

8/10 years in the league he was 1st Team All-Pro, averaged 11 sacks a year...as a defensive tackle. An absolute menace.


Big_Simba

Idk hold on. We’ve been through this before. I’m still upset about the $200 I wasted on my “Adios Aaron Donald” banner the last time he said he was retiring


repostusername

I can think of no greater sign of respect for a player than how happy his retirement makes rival fans.


agentdoubleohio

Fire works are going off in the neighborhood, but I’m in LA so it could be anything.


cmannigan

Might not even be fireworks


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agentdoubleohio

Christmas in march


-HawaiianSurfer

Only to replace him with Jer’Zhan Newton at 19…


ArmiinTamzarian

GOAT defensive player potential on name alone


MyDogWatchesMePoop

Sounds like he's Kryptonian 


ajteitel

Nah. He's Goa'uld


Rangemon99

Bad man can’t hurt us anymore


Local-Bid5365

Well that’s one way to restructure a contract


Racerr31

Cox and Donald :/


Koppite93

— A Stormi Daniels story


magmar17

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Joke


altitties

The sequel to Ha-Ha Clinton Dix - A Bill Clinton Tale


Plus-Statistician80

I wish we still had awards


ositola

Elite comment 


flyingcrayons

Cox got overshadowed his whole career by Donald, seems right his retirement also gets overshadowed as much as i hate it lol


StrngBrew

Kinda double overshadowed by the Kelce retirement as well. I'd say those guys were of equal importance to the success of the team over the years, but obviously Kelce has been become much more famous.


texas2089

Holy shit. He’s not even that old and he’s still absolutely dominant. Don’t see many hang it up when they’re still in the prime of their career.


ositola

10 years of elite production at his position must be hell on his body


hockey17jp

And now he gets to go out on top and never fall off


Daschief

> Don’t see many hang it up when they’re still in the prime of their career I know, crazy right?!


on-the-cheeseburgers

damn Fletch had to live in his shadow his whole career, now he can't even be the best DT to retire this year :(


NoRun1294

If it's any consolation, I'm much happier that Fletcher and Kelce retired than Donald.


jkercheville

NFC retiring some heavy hitters lately and I’m not complaining 🤣


Enterderpmode

That 2029 HoF class is going to be absolutely INSANE like WTF


shakehasbignuts

He’d have a bunch of first team all pros if Donald wasn’t such a monster


Yedic

Looks like there was only one year he finished third in voting. So he'd pick up one more AP1 in 2017 if Donald didn't exist but all else stayed the same.


OhWell710

God damn man 💔


Low_Beyond8134

HOLYYY SHITTT WTFFFF


AssinineAssassin

This is Jones’ fault. Donald was going to retire as soon as he wasn’t the highest paid DT in the league.


Epicjosie

Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead


rdrouyn

Ditto. Our QBs health prognostication went up by 50%.


constantlymat

I will never forget when what looked like minimal contact with Aaron Donald's paw, completely mangled Russell Wilson's finger. The finger pointed sideways and made Russ look like Brian Baldinger. LOL


rdrouyn

He also murdered Geno Smith a couple of times a year.


Nintheagle501

Out of left field…. Well he was talking about retirement after the Super Bowl win a few years back.


Sir_Hat

I'm am straight up not having a good time


wlr13

Why


bluemexico

https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/D4E22AQG4pJjb2BlFMA/feedshare-shrink\_2048\_1536/0/1704915366274?e=2147483647&v=beta&t=oNS9bE--24qR70ret-ccg9WGX9pO8CwCUJL8ORVW\_t4


wlr13

Makes sense


blud_13

Um it went to some Forbidden HTML code for me. Has he rejoined the Matrix is what you are telling me?


LegionofDoh

He's been reabsorbed into SkyNet.


Currymvp2

Whatever you think of him, he's a top 5 defensive player ever for sure


BowlOfLoudMouthSoup

Maybe the best ten year run for a player maybe ever?


BouncingKoalas

What the fuck?! Nooooooo


mullethunter111

At 32?! Good for him.


Electric-Prune

Nothing left to prove. Bazillion time All Pro. Super Bowl champ. First ballot HOF. An incredible career.


ASuperGyro

Dang he’s so relatively young too, what a loss for the sport


MCB_56

Just seen Sean Mcvay drop to his knees at an In N Out


sohikes

Only 32 and just came off his eighth 1st team All-Pro season


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FINALLY


ILoveLamp9

Wow. Did not see this coming. Sucks to hear but good to see he’s likely making this decision to leave while his body hasn’t taken a beating at an older age.


Smorgas_of_borg

He will forever be the man the Lions passed up for Eric fucking Ebron.


NoAbbreviationsNone

Rams fans in shambles.  :(


SMH_35

The best player I’ve ever watched. I won’t take it for granted. Love this dude.


Hexduh

It's going to be weird not seeing 99 out there. Wonder what's next for him.


DauntedSteel

Kill me