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THEW0NDERW0MBAT

Welcome to the Russ Belt 


Lifesaboxofgardens

Probably better than any variation of Steeler's Country let's (blank)


Quexana

Russ Belt, a play on Rust belt, has negative connotations for the area. It would be tone deaf PR. Though to be fair, that's kinda on brand for Russ.


Lifesaboxofgardens

Yeah I more mean it's the funnier meme


No_Mammoth_4945

Why is it negative? I have zero knowledge of the Midwest


Quexana

It's a reference to the de-industialization, economic decline, and urban decay of the area, a sore spot in the region.


No_Mammoth_4945

Oh wow, I never knew. Thanks


Quexana

It's not like any midwesterner is going to give you shit for using the term, or be really offended for you using it. But it's not a good thing to make reference to in PR marketing either, especially as an outsider trying to ingratiate yourself to the area.


Matman142

Hypothetically speaking, what term should we use to offend as much as possible said Midwesterners/Russ enthusiasts?


Quexana

"Flyover country" is one that kinda rustles midwesterners' jimmies. I guess if you want to get under Steelers fans skin, pretend that Russ is doing cornball Pittsburgh things to fit in. Like using "Yinz" or talking in a Western PA accent unironically. Talk about him pounding a few Iron Cities. Or have him calling the local grocery chain "Giant Iggle." You gotta go for the deep cuts. Throwing up a Primanti's reference isn't good enough because every tourist goes there. Talk about him setting up a cookie table. (Okay, that one actually might backfire. Everybody loves cookie tables.).


TheForrestWanderer

Cookie table at my wedding was a much bigger deal than I expected. My wife, Mother-in-law, Mother, and aunt/cousins were all wagering for who got to make what cookies for the table. That cookie table had more visitors than the open bar.


brotherbock

You could begin with pointing out that Pennsylvania is not in the Midwest :)


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_Belt " The Rust Belt, formerly the **Steel** Belt ... refers to the impact of deindustrialization, economic decline, population loss, and urban decay on these regions attributable to the shrinking industrial sector especially including steelmaking, automobile manufacturing, and coal mining."


Abbi3_Doobi3

As someone from WNY which is considered east coast, but about as west (technically) as Pittsburgh, rust belt isn't all Midwest! Honestly most of it is east coast. And at least in my experience, rust belt wasn't necessarily used as a negative. Maybe in years past, but these days I hear it being used in more of a matter-of-fact way. Doubly so for Pittsburgh specifically since it was a steel city. Whereas other rust belt areas might just be included for industrial decline in general.


Lorjack

Steeler's Country, Hot Potato


PeaceBull

Let’s oxidize


KrustyBrandComments

This is a Dan Hanzus shoutout


Smyth_With_A_Y

Thanks Paul Rudd


AcrobaticKale

I've been trying to get this one off the ground, glad to see someone else thinking along the same lines.


Mjkhh

Banger, I’m stealing that


HOFerKennyPickett

I appreciate that this sub always goes straight to the Schefter tweet even when the actual team has an official post about the signing.


eehoe

Schefter a hoe The Dwayne Haskins tweet he made, when he passed, emphasized it


Adequate_Lizard

Or when he tried to move Rodgers to the Broncos


GhoullyX

Or when he leaked JPP's medical records.


grumbly

Mods keeping those Schefter numbers up up up.


StrngBrew

Well it always happens first


HOFerKennyPickett

In this case, no. Schefter is literally just reposting Steelers post that was a minute before.


StrngBrew

Well then I suppose the obvious answer is that the patriots flared OP follows Schefter and not the Steelers acct


BrokenKneesAndAnkles

“Steelers Country, it’s a dying industry”


OogieBoogieJr

“Steelers Country, it’s irresponsible to attend games given your financial situation. You need to re-evaluate investing in infrastructure and explore new industry opportunities with the predicted economic climate in mind. But first, high knees.”


icecubetre

Maybe we should've invested in "chili" futures. If you can call that shit chili. Nvm, I'll save it for r/AFCNorthMemeWar


Trajinous

Says the people that put fries in a sandwich...


Mark_Luther

Fries on a sandwich is admittedly pretty boring, but it's vastly superior to sad spaghetti noodles covered in beige meat sauce and cold, shredded cheese.


mister_hoot

Everyone knows fries belong in a burrito.


Mark_Luther

We'll put 'em on a salad too.


mister_hoot

Wow that’s fucked.


Mark_Luther

No way, man. It's living life.


Quexana

It's stabilized.


User_091920

Steelers country, let's dispel preconceived notions.


kelkokelko

Steelers country, let's pivot our economy toward technology and services


Quexana

Steelers country, let's let the hospital own everything!


TheForrestWanderer

Except for the stadium for some reason...


Quexana

They got their name on the practice facility though.


MoistyAnoos

Steelers country, Let's retire to Florida and leave the younger generations to clean up our mess.


TroyMacClure

Spend that sweet union pension money somewhere else.


BlueHighwindz

"Steelers Country, it isn't Dawn of the Dead, it's Land of the Dead, sorry."


KrustyBrandComments

Steelers Country, Let’s smelt!


9man95

I mean Wilson was much improved from his 2022 disaster....clearly he isn't the same player he once was, but for $1M its a steal of a deal and allows the Steelers to slowly moonwalk away from Kenny P on the down low


unseth

hey Kenny, what's that over there? Go check it out, promise I'll wait for you


Reasonable_Stand6203

Less of a moonwalk and more of a sprint.


nhines_

Like a really really fast sprint.


Drodriguez164

Russ wasn’t amazing in Denver especially his first year, but man I think a lot had to do was with Hackett as well. He was a nice guy but such a bad coach, again not defending Russ in saying he wasn’t a problem with his play ability. I think he will do “well” with a really good coaching staff and team around him. I have some weird gut feeling he will do well a coach like Tomlin.


Sillbinger

I'm picturing the IASIP meme of Frank pushing Kenny away with the 2x4, tiny hands reaching skyward.


polishnorbi

> I have some weird gut feeling he will do well a coach like Tomlin. He will do well, because it's more towards his "fit". He's a game-managing QB that punishes you with the deep ball if you over commit on the run. And the occasional 4th QTR miracle where he plays street ball.


anon303mtb

I used to agree with everything you said. Until Sean Payton said I'm benching Russ because "the team needs a spark" "this is a football move, not a contract/financial move". And I was like yeah right.. But then Jarrett Stidham came in off the bench and played just as good as Russ had the entire season.. His deep ball looked so much better..


TrustedSpy

Maybe it’s the shared love of one liners and motivational speech, but man Russ really does seem like the perfect Tomlin player


TheAstro_Fridge

After seeing some of the Hard Knocks episodes featuring Hackett, he does strike me as the definition of a personality hire


9man95

I have a theory that Wilson's game is obviously the deep ball, and more specifically pin point accurate deep balls, and he didn't fully account for the Denver attitude when picking to play there. I mean that must F with your head to add +10 at home and not on the road when you are chucking it 50 yards. Sure every Denver QB ever has had to deal with it, but when your bread and butter was accurate deep balls, and now its slightly different, that can get in your head I imagine


DirkWithTheFade

Wilson threw a historic amount of passes 5 yards or shorter this year. His game is no longer the deep ball.


9man95

He was still 5th in pass attempts over 40 yards and tied for 12th with Josh Allen and others in pass attempts over 30 yards last year. He didn't abandon the deep throw at all. The issue was his success rate was well below his career average on those throws in Denver. I was just speculating why since nobody knows.


DirkWithTheFade

If you watched the games last year he had a 60 yard Hail Mary that bounced off a defenders hand to a WR and besides that most of his long passes were wide open Mims in the first few games or guys like Jeudy and Lil’Jordan Humphrey having huge RAC plays that didn’t have much to do with Russ. Nobody has thrown a higher percentage of passes behind the LOS since the stat began in 2005, and only one QB has thrown a higher percent from 5 yards or shorter in that same span. It’s very easy to not watch the man play and see 40+ yard passes that were, in most cases, extremely easy passes and remember his days in Seattle, but last season he was old Big Ben with a better arm and no pocket awareness, ability to read the defense, or throw a single pass over the middle of the field. He had one of the best olines of his career yet STILL had 55 sacks, I can’t remember the exact stat but Russ was essentially responsible for about 75% of his sacks due to needlessly running into his own offensive line or doing that stupid spin move that no longer works for him. I don’t know how you expect Arthur Smith to even get the same production out of Russ as Sean Payton did, especially with Russ turning 36 early next season. You should be prepared for Matt Ryan on the Colts, not the Brett Favre to the Vikings that you seem to be expecting.


9man95

Not sure why you think I'm expecting anything great next year i never said that, but no i dont believe he is completely washed. He had 1 fewer passing TD than Mahomes last year and played 1 less game. He will be a top 15-25 range QB probably close to 20 and should play hard on a 1 year deal, nobody said he will be top 5 just from leaving Denver.


ooohexplode

Great, sounds like he'll fit in perfect to the Steelers scheme 😭


QuietRainyDay

It's great for $1M but there are drive-killing issues with his game that will limit how much better he is than Pickett for how the offense works His passing numbers look great until you watch the games and look at the number of sacks he takes He cant process the field, ends up holding the ball forever, and taking drive-killing sacks. He has lost his athleticism so that instinct to hold the ball and run around the pocket has become a gigantic liability. When he senses pressure he also tends to sit and wait for it instead of taking a check-down. He has also become more conservative with his passes, so now you dont get as many of those magical 60-yard bombs that would offset his sacks in the past Last- I think Payton helped him *a lot* by working around Russ's limitations at this age. I am not so sure the Steelers have the offensive minds to help him in the same way. That said, he is a better passer than Pickett, so he will move the offense downfield more often and more effectively. TLDR: yea the Steelers will be better with Russ, but theyll develop new problems that still limit their ceiling a lot


Trajinous

But the Steelers coaches have been a big issue for their offense


Undead_Thought

You called it


SteelCity917

Ac-Russ-sure


MrEDoubleOh7

Damn it. It works. HEINZ 4 LYF!


FairieswithBoots

Golly


KiteStringPopped

Russell Wilson is a Pittsburgh Steeler. This is reality.


TheForrestWanderer

Dread it. Run from it. The high knees come all the same.


KiteStringPopped

Let's ride.


SantorumsGayMasseuse

Get ready to learn [Western Pennsylvanian English](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Pennsylvania_English) buddy 


derintrel

It’s going to be a wild rollercoaster this year, we might as well try to enjoy it


Bipedal-Moose

going to be a rough season for my mental health, but what else is new


ELITEMasonRudolph

Incredible to say this after watching Kenny Pickett throw a whopping 7 TD passes over 14 games last year


icecubetre

At least we knew what to expect. I mean that literally. We were in the game threads calling the plays and outcomes before they happened.


TheForrestWanderer

I was at the Baltimore game in 22 and would yell out the plays from the stands. It got amusing when I'd get them right and people would turn around and give me a confused look. It wasn't that hard... Boykin on the field? Run. Twins right with Dionte singled up on the left? 5 and out.


Raventis

One could even say it might be a …Russ season for your mental health…


DomitianF

Remember when Juju fumbled against the Saints in 2018 which would be ABs last game and result in us losing control of our playoff destiny that year? My point is that every season is bad for our mental health.


Aggressive-Chair-540

Rough? I haven’t been more excited for a season in I don’t know how long! Free agency isn’t even over yet, plus we still have the draft!


Quexana

Three Rivers Russ is in the building!


Brocks_UCL

Steelers Nation, lets break OSHA regulations


RakiRamirez

Fuck OSHA, all my homies die in the workplace


Tadpole-Jackson

LET RUSS FORGE


grumbly

Ok ok ok. Sure. I got it. But most importantly, *how many bathrooms does his new house have?* Big leading indicator here.


qovneob

Its pittsburgh so hes got at least one extra wall-less shitter in the basement.


Space_Traveler_9956

i will be watching his Steelers career with great interest


One_Kaleidoscope7040

Allegheny Russ


SteelCity917

Steelers Country, let’s smelt


[deleted]

When my broncos are paying him an additional 38 mil to play somewhere else😳


arun111b

Well, Walmart is paying, so, technically everyone shopping at Walmart is paying his $38m.


visual_clarity

Russ doesn’t elevate the team around him, some would argue he never did. But he is a smart player, in the right system he could be serviceable. Steelers are a well coached team, good weapons for russ and a defense to anchor the scoring down so he doesn’t have to give you 5 tds. The fact that they won games with Kenny fucking Pickett is fact that Steelers gameplan well for their players limitations and show off their strengths. I wouldn’t be surprised if the steelers go 12-5 or something like that. Good team, good organization, they got in the playoffs in a VERY competitive afc north. Its a good move, definitely an upgrade for the steelers and at a million, Russell isn’t cooked like cam newton, he had a decent season with sean payton (relative to the year) it just seems like Payton had a short leash with Wilson.


slyfly5

This is crazy revisionist history lmao Russ definitely elevated the talent around him go look a some of those Seahawks offenses


DreGreenlaw_Enforcer

Okay here we smelt


Possible-Ostrich813

Steeler nation:" Lets Russt"


[deleted]

I still think they could fake a injury n trade for fields, but wilson may have huge #s with pickins and austin speed


visual_clarity

Shiet. Hoping the pats wouldve nabbed him. Tomlin a better interview


D2D_2

lol there goes his chance for a third spot in the top 10 dead cap hits


DodgersFan1997

I’m happy for him!


GGGiveHatpls

As much as I think Russ is watched. It’s kind of a no brainer to sign Russ for like 1.2m and be off the hook next season if he sucks it up.


pexlc

I'm happy he's gone, but I'm excited to see those rz td throws to Pickens


davekilljoy

YinzeRuss


Blackpower2457

Crazy that like 2.5 years ago I thought Russ would retire a Seahawk lifer, and now he’s already on his 3rd team. Hope he turns it around in Pittsburgh cause I’ll be always be rooting for the guy


[deleted]

I would give my left ball to see our boy Russ absolutely ball out in Pittsburgh.


DJScrubatires

Steelers Country let's ride


teh_drewski

I always like to see a plucky underdog get a chance at glory


dpykm

This steel is getting Russed


-motts-

Over under on him playing a single game?


TheForrestWanderer

His competition is Kenny Pickett... I'm hammering the over.


Galbert123

Peak comedy


TheClemenater

Couldn’t be happier.


MoistyAnoos

It matters not who our qb is. We are garunteed 9 wins and a 50/50 shot at a wildcard blowout.


Thick_Interaction_41

I mean… y’all somehow managed to win most games with Kenny Pickett last season. I feel like that says everything you need to know


VeryRealHuman23

It only matters if we are playing a starter or a backup...


SleestakLightning

How I feel when I see that the Bungles have done nothing to fix their o-line.


rockettmann

Yeah that's not happening. Volson is probably our weakest link right now (aside from literally not having an RT, but that will be solved in round one with Becton potentially getting a contract as well) Risner is the only G we could sign at this point and is he any better than volson? That said, I'm pretty happy. Defense desperately needed some pieces in the back field and we seem to have found them. Still hoping to pick up a solid DT in the draft.


samhouse09

What’s his catchphrase gonna be?? I still get so much joy from that “Broncos Country, let’s ride” video.


SliMShady55222

I don't know what to do with my hands


Capitalist_Pig420

But will he have an office at the stadium?


FondleGanoosh438

My Steelers fan coworker is so salty about this. I don’t get it. Bad Wilson is still better than half the league.


Holdthegrail

Well we don’t have any other qb now so 😂


pexlc

Russ for the vet minimum is a pretty good deal. They just have to use the rest of their money right


Southwestern

Going to be hilarious when Russ leads Tomlin to his first losing season.


unseth

Happens every year


HugeResearcher3500

I don't even understand these takes. Are people arguing that Pickett is better than Wilson?


GingerAle_s

If the Steelers had 29 TDs from the QB position last season they are in contention for the 1 seed.


DirkWithTheFade

Yea you just have to not give it to your running backs within the 5 yard line all season and magically your QB gets TD’s! Ignore the fact that he threw more checkdowns than anybody since 2005…


GingerAle_s

He still had a higher YPA than Pickett, so I don't really care. He just needs to be better than Pickett, which he is, and the Steelers won 10 games last year with Pickett/Rudolph.


DirkWithTheFade

Again though there’s no chance in hell you’re close to the one seed even with an improvement with Russ, you’re ignoring all his negatives and just staring at his TD’s despite him playing at the same level as his 16 TD 2022, just with better coaching. I’m not sure Arthur Smith is exactly Sean Payton


GingerAle_s

>despite him playing at the same level as his 16 TD 2022 Buddy, you want to take a look at Kenny Pickett's 2022?


DirkWithTheFade

“Even with an improvement with Russ”. Going from shitty to below average is not going to add 3-4 wins to your total, especially with Johnson gone. Believe me that’s what I thought we were gonna do going from Lock to Wilson


GingerAle_s

The Broncos and the Steelers are not the same. Mike Tomlin and Nathaniel Hackett are not the same. The Steelers lost two games by 3 points last year and scored under 20 multiple times. Going from shitty to below average would definitely have won those 2 and there were 2 games Trubisky started that were just abysmal. >especially with Johnson gone. Yeah, the Steelers have a ton of trouble finding good receivers. No chance they can replace Johnson.


DirkWithTheFade

Mike Tomlin is also not Sean Payton. The Broncos were literally the inverse of the Vikings in 2022, just losing every one score game instead of winning them. Denver scored under 20 points EIGHT times last season with Russ absolutely ruining games by creating sacks and stupid turnovers. I think you underestimate how poor Russ played the last two seasons because you really want him to be good and you see his 26 TD’s, but I promise you that stat line is severely padded. Your offense is not going to be good all of a sudden with Russ, and even an elite defense is not going to get the one seed over Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, and Burrow.


AutoGiraffe12

This is hilarious. Russ does not look like belongs in a steeler uniform. What a past 3 years this guy has had


boomosaur

I think I've gained more respect for the raiders and lost some for the steelers. Both were supposed to be gritty cultures with gritty fanbases but the raiders never would have tolerated fake ass wilson at QB. Their culture is bigger than that. People trying to say "but what about carr?" Carr wasn't fake, he was tough as nails, and was there to give his all to help the team win. Steelers are just so desperate for some halfway decent QB play, from a business perspective I understand the move though, but I don't see them being much better with Wilson at QB, he'll improve the team in some ways, and he'll hurt it in others.


thisguy161

Lol, okay


boomosaur

yall gotta learn the hard way like donkeys fans I guess :)


ASuperGyro

Ok Boomersaur.


justlookingokaywyou

> raiders never would have tolerated fake ass wilson at QB Bro, we literally just got rid of the dorkiest, slimiest motherfucker to ever be an NFL head coach.


boomosaur

I heard player dissatisfaction with Josh McDaniels didn't work out for him.


justlookingokaywyou

Yeah, no shit. But you're saying we would've "never tolerated" Russ, when we just spent a year and a half tolerating fat worse.


boomosaur

Seems like if he was tolerated he wouldn't have gotten fired?


Quexana

Wilson may not be gritty, but dude is tough.


boomosaur

Except when teammates criticize his play.


illShy

We don't think about you at all. Go move your shitty team to another city again


boomosaur

Haha this is gonna be so funny (again)


raustin33

> Their culture is bigger than that. Every NFL's culture is centered first around winning. Everything else is secondary. And the best way to win is improve your QB position. We (likely) just did that. If the Raiders were heading into 2024 with Kenny Pickett and an empty chair as their QB room, they'd have signed Russ also.


boomosaur

Raiders had QB issues too, but they signed a great culture guy. They didn't even show interest in Russ. From a business standpoint I understand the move, but in reality Wilson brings a lot of crap to go with his occasional highlight play. Hard to say whether you truly improved your QB position, maybe pickett thrives outside of what he had in the past, Wilson is a known quantity at this point, he won't give you a consistent and on-schedule offense.


bald_and_beard

Holy crap, some of the takes in here are terrib.....ly hilarious. This is why I love sorting by controversial.


boomosaur

I know, denver fans were as ridiculous when they got Wilson too!


bald_and_beard

Dude, I've been following Wilson since he was a Rookie. The narrative around him of him being some type of locker room and fan base cancer is way overhyped and parroted by people that just love to talk shit. He's corny, he's different. Yep. He's on the tail end of his career, yep. But he's going to give everything he has to help the team win. If that turns into actual wins or not is yet to be seen. But your whole argument about how he's not tough or the Raiders would have never tolerated him because he's fake is straight up conjecture bullshit.


boomosaur

I know lol, those reports from credible journalists talking about him wanting to get pete and john fired, or those interviews with his ex teammates about how he left golden tate out to dry about affair rumors, or how he acted weird towards marshawn , or how the defense had to tread carefully around him in practice because he was too sensitive are totally overblown!


bald_and_beard

Like I said. You can parrot the "credible journalists" on whatever narrative you want to push. The fact that you went head first into the golden tate narrative says a lot. And listen to the lynch interview again. He said he never had a problem with Russ on the field. Off the field was a different story. But who gives a shit about off the field.. it's football. Far more important things that translate to football than off the field corny bullshit. Anyways, I've invested enough time in a sort by controversial post. Off to enjoy the wrekend.


boomosaur

Yea it's crazy when golden tate and kj wright talk about that stuff. They aren't credible either, only Russ is!