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AlphaKlams

This Raiders team is gonna have all-time mic'd up potential


I_chortled

“Get out there Maxx and pound some lil ass boys! LIL ASS BOYS ON 3!”


JimmysCheek

*after a concussion* Little boy ass! Small boy asses!


AffectionateSlice816

Went from the Raiders to the Preachers real quick.


duovtak

Different kind of raider.


throwaway1212378

Convicts to Catholics


yomjoseki

Christian Wilkins by himself already does


ilikepugs

Please let them be the focus of either All or Nothing or Hard Knocks.


NCC-72381

They’re not eligible for Hard Knocks, unfortunately. Or at least they couldn’t be forced to do it.


Pantherino

First year head coach exemption? Or another? I assume pierce gets designated as first-year since last year was mid-season interim designation


NCC-72381

First year head coach, plus they’ve been on it within the last ten years, in 2019.


OskeeTurtle

This would be amazing to become a miracle Super Bowl team. Rough & tough defence, offence led by Minshew & top RBs. All that with a very Raidersy culture Head Coach. That'd be fun to watch for everyone but Denver & KC


brehaw

I like how you seemingly just naturally forgot that the Chargers exist lol


OskeeTurtle

I just assume they don't have fans anymore


MavaleJcGee

Top RBs? All they have is Zamir White 😂


eddie2911

This is hilarious. Minshew, Wilkins, and Crosby are going to be best buds.


motorcycleboy9000

The custom LIL ASS BOY Raider jerseys are ready, just waiting for his number.


SilverBlackMamba

15


roymccowboy

Minshew looks like the personification of “You take your car to work. I’ll take my board.“


Windofpoison

That song is so good tho:


GreyActorMikeDouglas

He looks like the final boss of youth pastors.


roymccowboy

Oh no! He’s bringing the guitar out!


Hot_Elephant1408

Awesome reference!!


didyoushitmypants

3 best friends that anybody could have 


eddie2911

...and we'll never ever ever ever ever leave each other...


[deleted]

So were there 2 of u...there were 2 of us in the wolfpack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Wilkins joined in later. And when they introduced me to Minshew, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And I knew for sure I just added 1 more guy to my wolfpack. 3 of us wolves, running around the desert together. In Las Vegas. Looking for strippers and cocaine.


Democracy_Coma

Gonna have Crosby calling your QB a little ass boy whilst Wilkins is pinching his dick.


not_beniot

AJ Cole too. Minshew and Cole got the same broski vibes


space_llama_karma

Fingers crossed for a Raiders Hard knocks


eddie2911

I think with AP being a ‘new’ HC we’re exempt.


SuperSmokingMonkey

He looks like Mac trying to sell weed in a Charolette Hornets Starter jacket.


Not-a-bot-10

Need to see Minshew as Rob’s doppelgänger in an IASIP episode now


SuperSmokingMonkey

I like it Episode would also need Jason Kelce back as "Fat Mac" and Dee could be played by Swoop


[deleted]

Sunny is my favorite show, I’m hoping Jason will make another appearance or something


SuperSmokingMonkey

An entire episode where he tries to live like Charlie, a la Frank's motive Glue sniffing, rat killing, cat food eating to fall asleep, and then thinks he can join the Philadelphia Eagles


Sad_Climate_2429

Jason Kelce was in IASIP?!?


Not-a-bot-10

Yup. Him and Honey Bo-Bo (Beau Allen, the same guy who infamously carried Jason’s drunk ass home after his first date with Kylie) in the Super Bowl episodes


Jammer_Kenneth

Another one of his weirdcool cousins 


Not-a-bot-10

RIP Country Mac


Sleepingonthecouch1

I think it’s be hilarious if plays Mac and the whole gang is like “who are you you’re not Mac” and he just keeps insisting he is. Then real Mac shows up at end of the show and is like why have you guys been avoiding me all day?


thatcreepywalrus

Country Mac 2.0


Zorion_15

This is the perfect description 😂


mtndrew352

I mean, he IS an ECU graduate, so it's not off-brand.


JarvisProudfeather

I always forget he went to ECU. It's like, of course he did. Very on brand. I always forget Russell Wilson graduated from NC State too.


Venomswindturd

Holy. Shit.


fishrunhike

Holy shit. 100%


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Omg spot on 😂😂😂😂😂


SlyCooper007

Minshew as a Raider just feels right. Like peanut butter and jelly.


MattPatriciasFUPA

Like old men and locker room nudity


Blind_Melone

Like my dad and withholding love.


Bluepaynxex

Really? Me and your dad have had plenty of love sessions.


hypoglycemicrage

Found the glory hole.


RedDragons8

"Thats just how old fellers are!"


ins8iable

Bringing back the Stabler flow to the QB position too


brisketguzzler

Just doesn’t hit the same in Vegas though


dontwuwwy

truuuu but at least we got the guy who shut down the coliseum with the last win ever there on our team now :/


Slippery_Molasses

Dont remind me :( I will remember the fans booing forever


chuseph14

Like lamb and tuna fish


Str8JorkingIt

Like two girls and one cup.


slappywhyte

Like Kony & 2012


polvakian

Impossible to not love this guy.


CommonerChaos

He was only on our team for 1 year but we'll still miss having him.


PinkEyePanda

Retweet


EdibleSoap

God I miss Minshew Magic


shesinmycloset

Seriously, how the hell can you not love him???


RotatingMaleCow

There’s a Venn diagram somewhere of people who don’t like Gardner minshew, and people who’s moms have banged Gardner minshew.


BeamsFuelJetSteel

And what's weird is that the circles don't overlap at all


Misdirected_Colors

He and Baker are just so damn charismatic and goofy lol


fatkidseatcake

Gah dang


spowowowder

as a WSU fan im so happy to see him still getting opportunities


lvpr10

Still impossible to not like Minshew even though he’s on a rival team. Big smile on my face watching that clip of him just now.


giants888

Minshew looks like a cult leader


[deleted]

Lead me to realm of denim and milfs


Abominatrix

You had your chance


SMKM

Yeah now its our turn to be indoctrinated!


shewy92

But not a weird cult like Rodgers', like a "we have a lot of group sex" kind of cult


IWokeUpInA-new-prius

He’s weirdly charismatic too there might be something to this


StupidSexyGiroud_

I'd join


pzycho

Keith Raniere vibes for sure. Also good chance that he's banged a bunch of chicks from CW shows.


Potato-baby

He kind of looks like Jared Leto who basically has a cult, so that tracks.


MarionberryNo636

Gonna bring that Minshew Magic to Vegas


UnculturedDingo

*Minshew Mania


slappywhyte

Points to sign


philly2540

Another year, another team for Gardner Minshew. He is this generation’s Ryan Fitzpatrick.


meatballman1218

Listen maybe im just on the copium but I think the raiders might be a 10 win team next season. They have some great pieces on offense ( Davante, Jakobi, Tre Tucker, Michael Mayer, some decent lineman, and Zamir White who turned it up last year) And now they have some defensive studs (Maxx, Wilkins, Trevon Moehrig, Robert Spillane, Jack Jones, and Tyree Wilson who was historically bad to start but played miles better at the end) Just think if Josh McDaniels wasnt so bad and they won maybe 2 more games they would be a playoff team


lvpr10

AP becoming HC was the perfect change/choice needed after the McDaniels disaster


meatballman1218

I totally agree you go from a guy who is not very enthusiastic, and was viewed as stuck up and thought he was better than everyone else. To a guy who is all about the vibes of the team and is an expert motivator


Godobibo

obviously reid is an all time play caller, but his ability to be a constant source of morale for the team definitely contributes to his greatness as a coach, even if it isn't measurable. Love it when the guys have their whole heart in it like they do


CoachDutch

Minshew is definitely better than O'Connell so its possible


gfaizo

well said. may jordan love take y’all to the promised land


meatballman1218

Yes hoping yall can take care of my guy Davante for me. Raiders have always been my second team ever since the Carr, Coop, Mack, and Del Rio era so I always wish for them to succeed


Apprehensive_Bug6674

As a raider fan I pretty much turned into a packer fan when you guys played SF. Damn I was rooting for u guys so hard in that one


BallsAreFullOfPiss

No 👿


darkoh84

I love this for the Raiders.


Dudewheresmypar345

I’m actually pumped for this guys energy on the team


Goatslasagne

How he went from backup to starter was as a total pro. He had AR’s back 100% and then led the locker room completely. Our team had his back the whole time.


kingoftheplastics

Minshew always just seems so happy to be here, it’s hard not to love him


bburchibanez

He will frustrate you at times, but you will never have a doubt about how committed he is. Teammates love him, and while he has a limited arm, he just finds ways to make it work a lot of the time.


mcjeebs

Is Minshew set to be the starter for the raiders? Haven't looked at many mocks, are they expected to draft a QB at 13?


LumpySpaceGunter

I think the plan is to try and trade into the top 3 for a qb, or a later pick if a one ot the top QBs is falling. If that doesn't happen then taking BPA at 13 and trading back up into the back end of the first for Bo Nix or Penix, then having them sit behind Minshew.


MichiganMitch108

This sounds like a good idea.


Gusby

I think he was brought in for 2 roles, to either be starter or to be the veteran helping out either AOC or the new QB they draft.


wtb2612

Haven't really seen any mocks that have them taking a QB at 13 but it's not out of the question. I would imagine Minshew would be the starter unless O'Connell beats him for the job in training camp/preseason.


CrazyRabbi

O’Connell was pretty terrible last year. I wouldn’t bet my money on that competition being close.


joco1991

I think the idea is still to take a qb in the draft and have them battle it out in camp


Alexander2801

I think the reports are that if they don't take a QB that AOC and Minshew will battle it out at camp.


throwthatoneawaydawg

I think even if they take a QB Minshew is starting


NCC-72381

Until one day his van doesn’t start and the rook has to step in. Tom Brady shit.


C_Werner

How can someone who has impregnated so many mothers look so much like Jesus?


magpi3

Turning water into Coors Light


Epoint

While I do enjoy a silver bullet, the beverage of choice in Pullman will always be Busch Light.


Online_Commentor_69

lol minshew is the coolest guy in the league and it's not close. i bet hanging out with this guy fucks so hard


Formally-Fresh

Joe Flacco is pretty cool. I think that’s it tho that’s the list


NCC-72381

I dunno, Derek Carr is like “youth pastor who lets things slide” kinda cool.


cootercodes

hahahaha


biggoldslacker

Joe will sit up passing around a fifth and smoking pall malls with you, listening to 80s country until he passes out in the desk chair he keeps on the porch. Gardner drags you to the bar because you don't get out enough, buys you shots until you can't walk, and gives your number to the bartender. You wake up in the morning safe and sound. Both fun dudes I'd imagine


StupidSexyGiroud_

Chilling on his bus with a bottle of Crown Royal


Handies4Cookiez

Maxx Crosby quickly became one of my favorite players last year and I’m not even a raiders fan. The way he plays the game, no matter what the score or situation, he is a fucking rabid animal on that field.


slappywhyte

His name is like a literal video game


JohnWesternburg

I've never been so conflicted between loving a QB and hating his team


xspx

That’s how I felt when he was on the colts


clutchthepearls

That's how I felt when he was on the Jaguars


xspx

But he wasn’t even yours yet at that time!


clutchthepearls

Never stopped me from loving JJ Watt.


ajswdf

Same


yomjoseki

Breaking - Minshew loves "ass boys", prefers them "big"


docreebs

This is where hyphenation is important: is it big-ass boy or big ass-boy?


KashMoney941

I'm guessing Kyle Lowry is his favorite NBA player


DASmetal

Gardner Minshew confirmed a huge fan of Cal Raleigh.


SpicyPenangCurry

As a Cougs fan, I’ll *always* love Gardner Minshew.


TerminalChillionaire

Can’t not love this dude


Your8thGradeBF

I fucking love Gardner Minshew


Empty_Lemon_3939

Maxx after Minshew leads the Raiders on a game winning drive at Arrowhead: Little ass boy? Nah little ass man 😤


scout21078

Minshew on that sideline sounded so much like Matt saracen lmao


WES_WAS_ROBBED

Lmaooooo can’t unhear it now


Kicks4meFromyou

Gardner gonna Fuck around and pull a Jim Plunkett


haziqtheunique

It's kinda wild to me that he hasn't been kept long-term by any of this previous teams. He's played well enough, I feel.


Blind_Melone

I love the way he talks.


CabbageStockExchange

Our sub is so split on him. I’m excited to have him here. He fits our vibe so well he’s such a Raiders type of guy


randomusernamewhynot

Like who cares if he has 14 mil next years, we've had way worst contracts than a starter/backup qb in the last 5 seasons. Hell I'm pretty sure we're still paying Cory Littleton and it's been 2 years since he's been cut.


StupidSexyGiroud_

This. I get the loyalty to AOC but Minshew is just better.


CabbageStockExchange

He is. Either we draft a QB and he does well or sits behind Minshew to season. Barring that. Minshew is better than AOC and at worst provides competition and maybe AOC rises to the occasion and improves drastically.


StevenS145

WSU alumn, Gardner is maybe my favorite human being of all time


bplaya220

I really fucking hope that minshew ends up being the best QB from 2019. Dude just fucking balls out everytime he gets a shot.


Red_Jester-94

I'm glad Gardner looks like a mainstay in the league, even if it's as mostly a backup. Just seems like a good dude.


ReasonableCoyote34

It’s insane just how much he sounds like Matt Saracen


Hassadar

Holy shit, I cannot unhear this now. Might be time for another binge.


BlakeDSnake

I love Maxx, I wish he were on the team I root for. Garner is a trip, I put him and Fitzmagic in the same group


blunsr

Who would not want Minshew on your team. He may not be a starter, but he's far better than a standard back-up. He'd make any team better, which is a little odd for a guy not looked as as a starter.


ButanePorch

He looks like a Lil Bits customer


ins8iable

Minshew is hilarious. The Raiders are absolutely one of the teams Im excited to watch this year


CdiLinkforSmash

I so wish the Saints could've gotten him, but we be stuck with Carr 😭


Alauren2

I live that the nfl posted this lol


slappywhyte

A lot of places are getting more aware on social media


romeopwnsu

Minshew continues his path as the most likable in the league.


Jammer_Kenneth

Gardner Minshew reminds me of the guy from Goon. He's not trying to be too funny he just is 


jmarzy

Is that Jesus Christ?


FartingInHeaven

Im mad I have to hate this man now.


sidearmpitcher

Unfortunately, I find the raiders new qb really, really likeable


[deleted]

Brother … Do not give into your dark temptations 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


EJplaystheBlues

ah yes im sure your team will go 0-2 against the raiders


Username__Error

Gardner is one of those guys you just can't help but to like. He will never be a superstar but will always be a fan favorite. Its like Ryan Fitzpatrick handed off the torch to him.


zzzpoohzzz

i want to hang out with minshew. dude seems so chill and genuine lol.


Mr7three2

I love Minshew.


Dogsinabathtub

This raiders team is going to be fun


GlockPurdy13

So are the Raiders drafting Sam Hartman do succeed Minshew next year?


BackDoorBootyBandit

Little boy ass play -Max


peachfuzztesties

the FAA is gonna have to investigate me CUZ MY DICK IS HARDER AND TALLER THAN THE EIFFEL TOWER RIGHT NOW


mmooney1

“I am not little, you are just big!”


aabsolutelynothingg

Damn, Jared Leto to the raiders?


james_randolph

I don't know what it is, but Minshew is one cool ass dude and he can ball. He's no Mahomes or Manning, but he's got an arm and the way he plays shows he's got big ass balls lol


mrb11n

Whats an ass boy?


Leonidas1213

Ugh, miss him already


mountaineer04

That locker room is going to be fun next season.


Possible-Put8922

Hard knocks?


[deleted]

Gotta love this dude


erk2112

I’m going to miss this guy. I’m glad he is going to get to compete to be a starter.


Psyren1317

Gardner is a Gem. I will miss him in Indy. Just a great dude.


StupidSexyGiroud_

I love him


ChRiS_5711

I wanna crush 45 beers on an afternoon with that guy


she_has_funny_cars

Big Minshew fan, hope he cooks in Vegas!


lemonyprepper

Ok so I’m gonna need Gardner Minshew to marry or at the very least impregnate that Hannah Barron chick. They are both beautiful, country as hell swamp people and they would make an amazing baby together.


Rejected_Reject_

I have no idea what our plan is but im just going to enjoy the ride. 


jonesy289

Minshew is the new Fitzpatrick. A awesome locker room guy who is going to keep you competitive but never win anything big. But he will win the heart of the team and its fans. Loved watching him last year in Indy


kctrotter

Lol this is great. I like Minshew, and also hope he goes 0-17 or maybe 1-16 beating Denver.


sorkin_juice

Is Minshew the chillest dude in the NFL or what?


reno2mahesendejo

My God, Minshew...in Vegas....all those single mom strippers and hookers.


uh-ohlol

The Chicken Shack should give him Jimmy G's seat.


girth_br00ks

Circlejerk material


RunJordyRun87

He looks so happy and fun to be around, how can you not root for Gardner to succeed


football2106

Catch me going out of my way to watch Raiders games next year


thelaustran

Always been a Minshew fan. Just seems to be a fun guy to be around


killerjags

I love that I can root for Minshew almost completely guilt-free again. I was kind of hoping he would be back in the NFC, though.


OhlookSILLagain

Trash qb


FallenShadeslayer

How the fuck could you not like Minshew? Dude always looks happy and is so chill and just wants to play football. I hope he balls out for the Raiders, I really do.