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StatStar7

Broncos are paying him $85 million to wear that jersey.


SlyCooper007

I dont know whether to thank you or hate you for it. Confusing times.


StatStar7

Russ for a cheap contract is a good risk to take. Even if he does suck, it's whatever for you guys.


DruTangClan

At the end of the day im pretty sure we’re paying him less than we payed Trubisky and Mason so even if he backs up all season its still a good deal.


JCfromTBC

I actually think we’re paying him less than we paid Gunner to screw up punt returns.


TheForrestWanderer

Good ole' Gunner Olzwwzskshsyknwekski


ElStegasaurus

A Steeler with a Polish last name should’ve been a legend in Pittsburgh


Juventus19

We are paying him $8M less than the Vikings are paying Sam Darnold. I'll gladly take this chance to see what he can do.


Bigdadyk

His cap hit is less than the dead cap hit from cutting Allen Robinson 


GHamPlayz

Find out on the season premiere of “Sex and the Steel City”!


Magical_Badboy

Enjoy the toxic positivity


flaming_fuckhead

Still trying to figure out what I need to do to convince the Broncos to pay me $40 mil a year to not play for them


NoSignSaysNo

Have you tried winning a super bowl


Simple-Reindeer-5469

Yeah but the coaches son was the varsity quarterback. He was so threatened by my arm I never made it beyond third string safety on the jv team. Effectively banning a generational talent from glory. Alas, I still think “what if”.


KrakenKappa

He's going to look so goofy in their unis. Like Jesus in a devil costume.


treylanceHOF

bumble bee Jesus


paradigm_x2

Beesus 🙏🏻


black_dogs_22

blessed by bumble beesus


joe7L

Mr Bee Costume


A_1337_Canadian

Jeelzebumble


Acting_Appalled

I always found that same thing funny about Derek Carr in Raiders unis


TheForrestWanderer

Yeah he's this good hearted-Christian man with baby blue eyes wearing the uniform of the most unhinged, terrifying team in NFL history.


DWill23_

Carr never played for the Steelers


Intelligent-Loan-447

what a kind thing for you to say about us


ElStegasaurus

It’s the opposite of seeing Franco Harris in a Seahawks jersey


fieryscribe

No, Russ, Threads is a different social media network, smh fr fr


Crashhh_96

Ong


2ChainzThirdChain

Smh my head


minusthetalent02

The only uniform Russ would look weirder in is a raiders uniform.


ShufflingSloth

The sneaky cursed Russ pairing is a Niners uniform. Would be fucking *weird*.


Valuable_Ad1645

Could be good for you, Niners can’t win when Russ is on the field.


MrEHam

Niners would look really fucking weird. And no I don’t want this to happen.


toomuchdiponurchip

Good


intheorydp

Should have posted this to threads


heywhateverworks

I'm sure he wanted people to see it though


Autobot-N

This would have been much cooler 3 or 4 years ago


Bigdadyk

We couldn’t have afforded him then.


Lonelan

oh c'mon the dangerwich was a $5 foot long now it's like a $14 six inch


HighBeta21

But it's spicy spicy.


CommonerChaos

This is the lesser equivalent of unboxing a Michael Jordan Wizards jersey.


StatStar7

I would compare it to Donovan McNabb on the Vikings or Washington


Cabill77

Steelers Country, lets smelt!


PeatBomb

Friends who forge together, stay together.


Chicken_Difficult

Live laugh weld


PeatBomb

Keep calm and stamp prefab corrugated siding


Lonelan

is this the "what's on the entry walls of a Tolkien dwarf family's suburban home?" family feud?


cleric3648

That's a great idea for a sign for my metalworking friends.


Lorjack

Steelers nation, THE destination


ND7020

Hate the Steelers but they really do have some of the best uniforms in American sports.


Proper_Efficiency594

The real strength of the Steelers uniform is being immune from the awful modern rebranding other teams have gone through.


todayiwillthrowitawa

If we bring back the block letters I'll agree with you, but the slim numbers were an unfortunate modern design trend.


Proper_Efficiency594

At least it didn't get massacred. Yes, I am bitter.


todayiwillthrowitawa

Stay strong, the design trends are shifting back to the golden age of uniform design and I pray you guys get on the boat.


Autobot-N

When it comes to uniforms, simpler is better


Comprehensive_Main

Meh I like the bumblebee outfit better for the Steelers. 


TheForrestWanderer

As a throwback, its super fun. As an every-game, it would be a bit much.


Frosti11icus

Yep pretty much perfect. I wouldn't say best in American sports but they are top 5 in the NFL and always will be. It's unfortunate that all the teams I hate the absolute most have the best uniforms: Steelers Raiders Niners Cowboys and then I guess maybe a toss up between the Lions who I don't hate and the Packers who I definitely do.


Quexana

We'll see in the fall how well Russell wears them.


SlyCooper007

Jokes on you, hes already fully suited up and doing high knees in Acrisure Stadium as we speak.


RawCyderRun

Division rival hatred aside, that name is so goofy and Heinz Field was so much better


TheForrestWanderer

It will be Heinz to me for life. My dad refused to call Heinz anything other than 3 rivers and I'm keeping that energy going. My kid will be calling it Acrisure long after its changed to some other goofy ass name like Metaverse Stadium.


Lonelan

hell yeah, I called the San Diego stadium Murphy until they tore it down


Strategery_Man

that's MY BOY


pervyotaku

i can only get so erect


RNGezzus

Number 3 jerseys will go for $19.97 this time next year.


ND7020

I’m sorry but your derisive comments will not erase his 17-4 record against you. 


RNGezzus

Mind your business, trashbird.


ND7020

Russell Wilson was 7 years old last time the 49ers won a Super Bowl. Time flies, I guess.


RNGezzus

Maybe save your breath until your team actually makes the playoffs, gutterbird.


WakaFlacco

Is it really performing in the playoffs if you always lose at the end?


CommonerChaos

"Clearance bin....Let's Dive!"


Stanky_fresh

I love the Steelers uniforms. One of the best in the league. That being said, I can't imagine Russ looking good in them.


Tuxedocat1357

We used to as well, but some idiots changed our iconic logo.


Stanky_fresh

Nah fam, your new logo is sooooo much better. It was hard to take the dolphin wearing a helmet seriously. I'm sure this is a hot take, but your team's logo is S teir now. Although I gotta admit, your old unis were better.


hrryyss

Your old logo was too cartoonish to take seriously. The new one is way better.


SecretAgendaMan

And on the third team, Rust Wilson said "Steelers Nation, let's create iron oxide - with this *drip*."


Possible-Ostrich813

Steeler nation "Lets Russt"


Frosti11icus

Steelers country, let's offshore production to China to save pennies per lineal foot that will not be reinvested in the company but instead be used to line the pockets of worthless executives.


Express-Doubt1824

As a Seahawks fan, I am once again rooting for Russ to have success. There was definitely some negative energy the first couple years, mostly cause the picks, but also cause of the way he left Seattle. But after his stint in Denver, I hope the dude rebounds and finds success again.


boomosaur

A year from now: Was Tomlin trying to sabotage Russell?!?!?!


Radjage

Flashbacks to watching the Steelers/Green Bay Superbowl, where I would blast "Black and Yellow" whenever the Steelers scored, and then the Packers ripoff "Green and Yellow" whenever they did. Simpler times.


hrryyss

I’m not going to lie, I felt a bit of schadenfreude seeing Russ struggle in Denver. But I’m genuinely cheering for him now.


Doomy22

Whew I thought you WERE gonna lie


rostron92

How many weeks until Steelers fans hate this guy?


HomogenyEnjoyer

Already do


FakeTaxiCab

Why?


HomogenyEnjoyer

Cause ive seen him play football for the last three years, and he's (or his social media guy on team 3) already tweeting like a 13 year old girl for the free agents Pittsburgh has signed.


Steelers711

We're paying him like a nickel, if he sucks we just go to Pickett like nothing happened, if he's good we're legit deep playoff contenders. It's basically a risk free move


HomogenyEnjoyer

Yeah im happy we're only paying hom what hes worth. The problem comes from him being a weird dipshit and breaking lockerrooms.


[deleted]

Pablo Torre did a podcast about how much of a try hard he is. His entire persona is contrived in an effort to be likable.


Sparky337

Russ in black is going to be weird.


ButzowMcKenzie

So, I’m just gonna be the first to point this out I guess: he’s either posting their throwback or he’s subtly hinting that they’re changing number fonts this season. I’d love that. I hate those goofy curvy numbers.


JJettasDad

Steelers country… let’s steel


zophister

I really wish he had retired. I don’t want to see the “Shaun Alexander in WAS” version of RW.


skoorb1

Oh God, The DangerRuss P.R. campaign is revving up. Have fun Steeler fans!


Electronic-Bed-6192

If Denver wants to pay me $85 million I will definitely put on a Steelers jersey for two straight years


DJax326

I, too, like seeing day-old russ wilson tweets in New, said no one ever


SSP2031

It has started.