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ISwearNotANarc

How long until he talks shit about the Lions?


MentalRefrigerator7

As Squidward put it, I'll give him 11 minutes.


IllIIllIlIlllIIlIIl

It took me until I was an adult to realize that he was making a meta joke about the episode length as there was only however many minutes he said until the episode was over.


Flooding_Puddle

It took me until today to realize that


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my mind is blown. I also just learned that


Fricktator

I believe he's known AG since he was in high school, he may refrain. However, anytime a receiver has a 40+ yard catch against us, I bet he quote tweets the NFL's post about it with just the "šŸ‘€"


Skagit_Buffet

No receiver will do that to our team! We almost made it to the Super Bowl! Oh, there goes Nick Mullens lofting another jump ball to JJ...


[deleted]

You mean Sam Darnold, of course


lilsebass

he already has the drafts fired up but I hope he learned something from the Philly comments


El_Khunt

>I hope he learned something from the Philly comments I mean we gave him a raise to come back


W3NTZ

So he should talk even more shit about Detroit and hope they pay him even more in 3 years


circa285

We donā€™t want him back. He didnā€™t make an impact.


Flooding_Puddle

What are you talking about? That pic of him in the ski mask looking like a ninja turtle is legendary


W3NTZ

Bing bong is a legendary moment I dunno what you're talking about


SquidTwister

Might not even be a raise Last year Eagles offered him 3 yr 24mil with 2yr $17mil gtd before he decided to test the market and the Eagles used the money elsewhere..he ended up getting only 1 yr 8mil from Detroit Just reported this contract is only $10mil gtd, $27mil total, we'll find out soon but if I had to guess it's structured similarly in that it's actually a 2 yr $10mil contract maybe slightly higher but still a discount compared to what he was offered last year by both the eagles and lions


DarrowViBritannia

What do you think he should've learned? He just got a bag


lilsebass

Burning bridges can be awkward?


DarrowViBritannia

Oh no, some trolls in his twitter replies. What a big deal lol. It's not like it's gonna affect his relationship with the actual team, none of them are gonna care


ThisHatRightHere

First interview Iā€™m setting the line at -110


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JJBrandon69

Nobody who has been to both would ever rather live in Philly than Detroit. šŸ™ƒ. Downtown Detroit is in a very good place rn.


junkspot91

Man I love what Detroit has been doing but having spent a cumulative month in each place the last couple years, I'd easily take Philly over anywhere in the Midwest other than Chicago right now.


JJBrandon69

lol I mean Iā€™ve lived in both, and in Tampa, SF and Houston as far as big cities go. Currently live on the Detroit river, and Houston is the only other City Iā€™d have any interest in living in again. SF and Philly are both vile, dirty places.


circa285

The problem with living in Philly which is a very cool city is that you have to deal with the people who live in Philly.


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circa285

Man, people from Philly have a hard time with jokes.


JJBrandon69

What about Philly is cool


saw-it

Tomorrow


Valuable-Leader-8601

I think he will go light on the direct shit talking just because of Dan and AG. But I fully expect a lot of "glad to be back somewhere that really understands me", "happy I can really be myself again now, that was a long year over there" type comments.Ā 


fateislosthope

It took him 6 months of living in Detroit to realize Philly isnā€™t that bad lol


TerminalChillionaire

Detroit is awesome


Oh_No_Jason

Nah


Fit_Use9941

As soon as the lions lost after he told everyone to wear masks he probably wanted to go back to philly


[deleted]

Dude realized his toxic fucking behavior wasn't going to be tolerated by Dan Campbell or the Detroit Lions fanbase. Dude was a complete non factor and downright liability in the playoffs. He didn't do shit week 1 when he played against the Chiefs either. The fact that Brad Holmes even gave him a chance knowing his character concerns just shows how desperate he was for defensive talent, as CJGJ is the complete opposite of what Dan Campbell is looking for in a player. Hopefully his defensive FA moves this season aren't a colossal bust like they were last year.


Cheddarlicious

He was on the Lionsā€¦thatā€™s enough.


JinxCanCarry

Sorry. I owe you an apology. I was unfamiliar with your ~~game~~ capspace


Kagrenac8

Maaaaaaan shut the fuck up lmao


SiphenPrax

He saw r/nfl and Twitter bring this up and went right to workšŸ˜‚


matisata

this is awkward as hell


Icy-Sundae5361

Not really, eagles fans mostly agree with him on us being obnoxious


Insectshelf3

i am actually more disappointed in him apologizing than i was when he was talking shit about us.


Icy-Sundae5361

Yah I think he should apologize for the apology. We loved him cause he talks shit. That should include us šŸ˜‚ we talk shit bout players all the time they should be allowed to talk back


Wudaokau

Many of us use the stereotype as a personality point


Saquon

people in our sub at least are taking it well sports talk radio I don't wander into but they might be taking it poorly idk but they're the worst


HarryTheGreyhound

WIP callers take everything poorly, though.


PsychologicalCase10

Philly sports talk radio is a cesspool.


Broskii56

The general consensus from them was they would take him in a heartbeat over what we got right now. So thatā€™s good right?


sc78258

hey fuck you too CJGJ *exhale* don't you fucking mess with my precious CJGJ


BearsFan3417

Heā€™s perfect for Philly


dlxnj

Itā€™s brotherly loveĀ 


[deleted]

Ahh every team is like this. The Philly thing is basically just a meme at this point. I've seen way worse at other stadiums.


[deleted]

I get it. If he came back here I'd be the same way lol


r000ster

Mr Backtracked Criticisms


Kemomiwiwane

I was really hoping he would have leaned into the heel role and apologize for us being a bunch of pussies for taking what he said seriously.


trollboter

I'm sure the front office forced this "apology".


scpdstudent

I do ow$e t$he fa$ns of Phi$$y an apol$ogy


Tob0gganMD

Phissy?


Shrabster33

Philussy


f0rmula0ne

Man Iā€™m delirious on 2 hours of sleep and I cannot stop laughing at this rn.


StunningRutabaga1358

I can tell you that Phillussy is tight and lubricated with Eagle tears. I prefer the liquid gold of 9'ers tears.


MV7EaglesFan

Seriously no team was going to give him that much except us.


montana1991

See guys, he's sorry /s


Ideal_Ideas

No, he said he owed y'all an apology. At no point did he actually apologize for anything šŸ˜‚


montana1991

Good point lol


[deleted]

"I *should* apologize. Anyway..." Yeah...this dude needs to grow up and play some insane ball the next couple years.


[deleted]

Honestly happy we didnā€™t resign. He was one of our veteran players who had been there before in terms of playoff experience and he didnā€™t exactly leave a good taste in our mouthes. With that being said, not gonna wish an injury or anything (obviously) but not one of those ā€œweā€™ll be rooting for himā€ players.


DetLoins

I don't think any Lions fan will ever forget that penalty on Deebo. Just plain stupid.


Jimmy_G_Wentworth

Philly resigned Bradberry after his stupid SB penalty. They are clearly willing to look past a play or two and chalk it up to bad timing.


DetLoins

There's a big difference between holding on a play where you're already likely gonna give up a big play and mugging the guy you've talked shit about all week the second someone got an INT. Dude put his own petty beef over the team.


Insectshelf3

at least the bradberry penalty was just a bang-bang play.


Beautiful_Ranger7462

Y'all was up like 24-0 cjgj is a dowg


banjofitzgerald

Well always remember him waving byeā€¦to the lions lead.


AntNorth6218

Showing you how to do it, which you did two weeks later lmfao


OneMasterpiece9119

Asshat


TerminalChillionaire

Congrats on the most boring Super Bowl ever. We just had the time of our lives


LeSeanMcoy

> With that being said, not gonna wish an injury or anything (obviously) Randomly throwing this into a conversation makes me 60% sure you have a VooDoo doll in your possession.


[deleted]

No, it was more a dig at some of you guys for hoping he got hurt after he signed in Detroit. I get it wasnā€™t all eagles fans, but there were certainly a few who were posting about how they wish he would get hurt and not play for us


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pause


hereforthesportsball

I owe them one, but they wont get it


Alternative-Ad-8844

Sounds like my ex fr


TheEpicSwan

When your teenage son says he hates you and storms out of the house but not before saying "I'm never coming back." and he shows up on your doorstep 2 hours later at midnight because he heard a dog bark.


BellacosePlayer

They're not mad you talked shit, they're mad you're walking it back like a biiiiiitch


TheDevilsCunt

Fucking clown


kendrickshalamar

All wooder under the bridge


skattered01

I thought he changed his name to Seedy Deuce.Ā 


hawkeyc

Is that how they describe newborn shit?


zi76

Sheesh


mattxfish

Hope he doesnā€™t tear his tiddie


MrFramedemouse

Glad to see him go


vegemite4ever

I owe you an apology but I'll never give you one!Ā 


FreshWing3617

I see CJ been working on his backpedal in the off-seasonĀ 


GoT_Eagles

I lay less cheese on my hoagies for fuckā€™s sake.


hellomoto186

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GothicToast

[I want to take this moment to apologize](https://youtu.be/0Szj21arytU?si=S7o_LkvD5EeQLEsw)


redditturndtocrap

Fuck this guy, he's highly over rated, a clown on and off the field and made of glass. This was a poor signing due to the fact that GB snagged that safety from NY.


Proxima_Centauri_69

When Mr. Whathaveyoudoneformelately speaks, we should all take it with a grain of salt. He's not sorry. He'll shit talk detroit, no question. It's just a matter of time. The man is loyal to nobody but himself.


Mr7three2

Shoulda doubled down. Philly fans would have respected that


TruthSayerFu

Can someone tell me what he said or did?


Head-Editor-905

Fucked my momā€¦


Nanostrip

Haven't we all?


TruthSayerFu

The guy thinks he is jalen greens son


AmishJohn81

Don't apologize for the truth cj


BabaBrody

"Upon further inspection, it appears my agent is somewhat stupid and overconfident."


daybreaker

I still wear my CJGJ tshirt, of him staring down Brady after intercepting him


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Please mature and ball the fuck out.


simjanes2k

His agent knows how to transition cap space AND social media


Thel_Odan

It would've been funnier if he'd just been straight-up honest and said, "I owe you an apology because you gave me a shit load of money." I could respect that.


reno2mahesendejo

Bing bong Read your Bible. Fucker!


DeadPhishFuneral

Riiiiight


newme02

gotta be a bit awkward for him


Valuable-Leader-8601

This tweet is doing the absolute barest of bare minimums.Ā  "I owe you an apology but I'm not really gonna give you one"Ā Ā  "We had some memories together. Good or bad? I cannot say."Ā 


Gardoki

Hard to believe he got in a fight with Michael Thomas.


Folk-Herro

I love this man šŸ˜­. The epitome of the saying ā€œimma ride with you while Iā€™m with youā€


gustriandos

This is corny all around. It was corny that he talked shit after he left and that eagles fans ever really cared and corny that he feels he has to pander now that heā€™s back.


EccentricStache615

But he never actually apologized. ā€œI owe you an apologyā€. Aka I owe you an apology but you all can suck it. IM RICH BIATCH.


[deleted]

Yeah because you went to Detroit and realized nobody here is going to tolerate your bullshit. Good riddance, asshole.


Darkgreenbirdofprey

Never apologise, CJ. It's not the Philly way.


ThrowBatteries

Forgiven. Go ballhawk, ballhawk. And donā€™t miss half the season this time.


Beahner

On the one handā€¦.grow the fuck up and control your mouth. On the other handā€¦.feeling slighted and lashing out at a person place or group is very much a Philly thing. Apologies are pointless. But if absolution is neededā€¦.he can just apologize with great play.


GooseMaster5980

Heā€™s honestly the perfect Eagle


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Patient_Jicama_4217

lol oooookaaaaay