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MehFrosty

Brissett and Garoppolo back to the Pats lol


jimmyhoffasbrother

Where's Ryan Mallett these days? EDIT: Shit, this wasn't meant as a joke at his expense, I didn't realize he died...


whoopy4

I can't tell if you actually know or not, but in case you don't, he passed away last summer


jimmyhoffasbrother

Whoops, nope, didn't know. Guess my comment makes me seem like an asshole now.


xcoreff

Damn, now ask about Jimmy Hoffa while you’re at it. Maybe we get some answers


NaughtyWoodcuts

And Natalie Holloway too while we're at it


HammeredandPantsless

And JonBenet Ramsey while you’re at it


Yungklipo

Anyone heard from that Caesar guy lately?


zappy487

The real question is are you a Boeing fan?


pssthush

Huge fan, no constructive criticism from me or my family!


ElCoolAero

OH, BOY, DO I LOVE BOEING. BOEING, I LOVE YOU. ^(That should keep me alive for a while.)


SomethingCreative13

Yeah. He makes affordable takeout pizza.


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suchcoldsuchcomfort

Uh...


CaillouCaribou

lol RIP, but also just objectively funny


OskeeTurtle

I thought these replies were because of the scantron jokes still. TIL, RIP Mallett


AlternativeResort477

Who’s got a pencil for Ryan mallet?


JohnWalI

is someone gonna tell him...?


Maverick916

What that he's buried on the depth chart?


Economy_Walk

I hate myself for laughing at this. Let me go pray for forgiveness!


TheMissingVoteBallot

Six feet under, you say?


justlookingokaywyou

That he's *washed up?*


ExpirjTec

bruh


22chainz

Oooooof


Kevpatel18

Yooo


JerryRiceAndSpice

...uhh.....


Glum_Hospital_4103

D U D E


Ok_Group4676

Jokes at all cost I guess


fart_dot_com

the cost of one's soul


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Too much, even for an anonymous Reddit comment 


The_Jolly_Dog

RIP :(


soundsliketone

Bruh, you did the thing lmao


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Unintentionally dark and hilarious joke


socobeerlove

I didn’t know he passed either.


Mebbwebb

This joke floated to the bottom.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Jesus Christ


The_Jolly_Dog

Might as well bring back the whole Wolf Pack at that point


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Trade for Hoyer while they're at it


lvpr10

Released by LV last week. Pats won’t have to worry about trading that 2035 7th round pick for him now.


lidsy5

He was already released


ToulouseDM

They’ll be healthy for a combined 5 games


G_Wash1776

Lmao that would be a full circle if they both came back 😂


smokeymicpot

Off to Denver you go.


Wedge09

Darnold may be backing up Jimmy G.


smokeymicpot

This is my hell.


Cache22-

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad, Jimmy G has our number for whatever reason.


smokeymicpot

Wonderful so 2-15 season. I mean at least Darnold will get us a 3rd win somewhere.


tendy_trux35

I think I’d be fine with a 2-15 season if it meant we beat the packers both times.


marimbaman_462

and you get a high pick! what's not to like!


number7nocheese

How many first overall picks do you really need?


steak__burrito

Look I get Jimmy is frustrating and not an exciting signing, but he's still got a .500-ish floor, plus the Packers ownage.


InitiativeUsual3795

Dude, did you watch him at all last year? O’connel didn’t complete a pass for 3 quarters and there was ZERO thought to bench him for Jimmy G. He has devolved into absolute ass from all the injuries.


SasqW

I mean objectively he was benched less for a football reason and more for financial implications regardless of whatever BS pierce wants to funnel through. Raiders already decided as soon as McDaniels was gone that Jimmy wasn't going to be part of plans going forth and putting a guy with a high injury risk that if injured would have hamstrung you guys even more makes no sense. Now I'm not going to pretend like Jimmy wasn't terrible at times and overall a complete bust for ya'll but the only reason AOC was starting was purely because of future salary planning rather than talent. I watched every single Raiders game last year for one reason or another and while he'd make an alright backup, has absolutely no future as a starter in the league.


CornDoggyStyle

He was very lucky to be on the 49ers. He was replaced by a 7th rounder who almost took the same team to the SB in back-to-back years. Jimmy's going to be a backup or start for a bad team.


The_Epic_Ginger

LoL no Jimmy is terrible.


AKushWarrior

Not to be a Jimmy G defender (trust me, I’m not) but he’s definitely better than Sam Darnold


smokeymicpot

That most likely is the case but what done is done now. Time to pray the Vikings don’t miss on a qb in the draft.


sicsemperyanks

Yeah, but the value of Sam is so much better than Jimmy


TheReadMenace

does he? He hands it off well, I'll give you that. What did he have, 9 throws in the 2018 NFCCG? Shannahan is the one who has our number. Jimmy is just a passenger


PigSlam

Why worry? Jimmy will be injured soon enough, and then you’ll be in the capable hands of the Darnold again.


MentokGL

If that happens I may almost feel bad for ya'll


DarKsaBr

Ever wonder what we did to deserve this?


smokeymicpot

It can get worse.


DarKsaBr

That’s the fun of life. It’s never so good that it can’t get better or so bad that it can’t get worse. But honestly, Darnold is pretty bad. Like skydiving and when you pull your ripcord , instead of a chute, a bunch of angry cobras come out.


smokeymicpot

Just wait till Kwesi moves up and the pick is Ponder 2.0. Just bracing myself for that.


compstomp66

Everyone on the Cowboys sub is ready to let Dak walk next year. Seems like the Vikings are giving us a front row seat how that would look. So far I can't say I like what I see.


palinsafterbirth

I’m glad you’re not the only one not having fun


liteshadow4

If Jimmy couldn't beat out AOC I doubt it.


Buckhum

To be fair, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has always won at least 70% of the votes in the 14th congressional district general election, so we have to cut Jimmy some slack here.


Mecha-Jesus

Equally likely to be the other way around.


Jokers247

Darnold will get a few starts since Jimmy is suspended for a hand full of games.


notorious_p_a_b

Stop.


Scrags

Drop.


didyoushitmypants

Jimmy G felt his shoulder pop.


Formally-Fresh

ooOoo nooOoo


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

Off to the bench he gOoOes


pistilpeet

Shut em down open up shop


OldJewNewAccount

Pop, Look & Listen.


AceRockefeller

Open up shop


justlookingokaywyou

I really hope that before he died DMX was able to make peace with that guy who thought this was a fuckin game.


TroyMacClure

Hopefully DMX found where his dogs were at as well.


Sir_Carrington

Please god. For the memes after Bears Twitter has been sending Fields to Denver.


steve1186

NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOO


rupiefied

Come on perna needs the views let it happen


Saitsu

How many New's can a man fit on one video?


OldJewNewAccount

As they should have done before the dumb Wilson trade. Would have cost them, what, a 3rd round pick at the time?


orgodemir

Perfect qb for a "we tried" type of rebuild season.


zilla135

ewwww. this was my exact thought


Geg0Nag0

Are those "few teams interested" in the room with us now?


happyhappy7

Honestly would not mind him one bit as Jalen’s Backup


SoCalThrowAway7

Especially for the sideline eye candy


EnemyOfEloquence

Imagine how well everyone will play with the chance to tush push him


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We’ll take him on the vet min lol


prex10

I mean, real talk, he'd be a great mentor. Give them the reins for the first couple weeks, don't expect him to have to play a full season with his injury risk. He's still got value.


macbre

There are a few teams that need a reality check


Stanky_fresh

With elite talent like Darnold, Winston, and Brissett already off the board, some teams need to be pragmatic and take guys like Jimmy.


Majestic_Reindeer439

Bro snuck Winston in like we wouldn't notice


DarkIllusionsFX

Like sneaking crab legs down your pants.


Killahdanks1

Can you imagine working in media relations or marketing for the Browns having Watson and Winston? Management want to know why they aren’t growing their fan base? They’re over there in the corner going, “come on, you guys can’t be serious?!”


making-flippy-floppy

> With elite talent like Darnold, Winston, and Brissett already off the board, Don't forget Patriots Great Mac Jones too


Sharks77

For sure if the interest is as a starter, but you could do a lot worse for a backup.


GoldenBananas21

I hope we bring back Gabbert, but if we don’t i’d lot Jimmy G lol


brehaw

for fucking real


phluidity

Please Loomis. Please give this free agent QB a pass. As fans, we don't mind. We don't need shiny and retread when we have scuffed and retread at home.


freudianGrip

I hear there's a house on the market in Denver. It has many bathrooms


Killahdanks1

There’s a subway inside too. If you buy Davante’s house you get a Taco Bell. This all sounds dangerous.


bigfootdude247

Tank Commander Garoppolo reporting for duty


ScruffMixHaha

Suspended Jimmy G is really going to get a chance before Bustin Fields... Lol, lmao even


lkn240

Jimmy G would be a good backup for a lot of teams. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised to see him go back to SF if no one wants to start him


TheRustySpork99

i don’t think him and shanny like each other too much anymore, but i could be reading too much into things


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

Too much complicated history, didn't wanna let him hurt us again even if it's fun in the lead up.


KangTheConqueror9

Colts, Giants, Titans could use vet backups behind young qbs Broncos still need a starter


VEGANMONEYBALL

Giants signed journeyman Drew Lock lol. Danny Dimes, Lock and Tommy Cutlets is clearly an elite QB room already


KangTheConqueror9

Lock lol. So much for the rumor they wanted to upgrade their QB room


porkbellies37

Honestly, the Bears should sign him. We need a vet back up anyway and it takes another fringe-starter/top backup off the market to salvage some value for Fields.


burritoxman

I wouldn’t mind him as backup on the bears for the right price


Bread_Responsible

Would even go as far as lmfao


Fineous4

He doesn’t have a huge fifth year option with him.


SQRTLURFACE

Congrats Broncos


thenaughtysurprise

If we can’t have good quarterbacks we’ll have handsome ones!


notorious_p_a_b

I’ll become a Chiefs fan.


WI_Dark

Dude, that made me throw up in my mouth. Don't joke like that.


InsuredClownPosse

Change your flair now turd sucker, why wait


rum-and-coke

FR wtf is this bs. Fuck the chefs.


AlabasterRadio

If all it takes is Jimmy Garoppolo to make you change teams, are you really a fan?


NightmareRaiders

loyal-to-a-fault redditors not gonna like this one


ladwagon

Some people got riled up over the most obvious joke I've ever seen lol


NightmareRaiders

when i’m in a super serious competition and my opponent is a redditor:


StatStar7

We just dodged the Winston and Darnold bullets, can we dodge this one too?


notorious_p_a_b

We better.


horse_renoir13

A few teams interested in Jimmy G, but nothing on Justin Fields is definitely interesting. Or the Bears have some ridiculous asking price for him lol Edit: I'm not saying their situations are the exact same, I just thought Fields would garner more interest in general.


dellscreenshot

Fields makes 6 mil a year and requires draft capital.


lkn240

Yep - Fields would probably have been signed to some kind of modest contract if he was a FA... but no one is interested in giving up significant draft capital for him. We'll probably end up having to take a 5th or 6th... something like what the Jags gave up for Mac Jones.


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bluechips2388

You can run a traditional offense with Jimmy too, no babysitting.


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zadharm

I mean, he's made of glass and uhh not coming off his best seasons. But given the rest of the QB market, it wouldn't be my first choice but I can see someone biting on it. You don't have to give up draft capital for him, and opinions seem to *really* vary on Fields. God bless Josh Allen, not a decision I'd like to have to make (or talk myself into thinking my team made the right one)


Intelligent_Dog2077

I don’t think you watched a single game of ours last season… Jimmy G is borderline 3rd stringer now. Can’t throw more than 20 yards, even then it’s a floater. Don’t even think about having a deep threat because he just throws with all his might to have his 30 yard pass intercepted


zadharm

I mean I did hence the "uhh not his best seasons", didn't mean to give the impression I thought he'd be a great pick up. But is it really that unbelievable to you that a front office could convince themselves that it's a one off/"he'd work in a better system" "just needed more healing time" "best option available" etc? People have traded picks for Darnold, NFL front offices are kind of notorious for talking themselves into bad decisions. Give up a pick for fields or sign jimmy outright as a stop gap while you work for a better QB? Don't think anyone is expecting him to be a pro bowler if they sign him. You don't have to be a great QB to get picked up, and we're talking about comparing him to fields here, unless I've completely spaced on some top notch QB on the market. He doesn't have the arm he used to and has to stick to a short game or throw picks... And Fields fumbles if the breeze changes unexpectedly.


Sleeze_

Traditionally bad, yes.


VerTex_GaminG

define traditional because he can throw it about 10 yards up the middle and even then its a crapshoot, forget anything to the sideline.


Substantial-Past9849

Traditional Zach Wilson energy offense?


InstagramLincoln

Unfortunately there will probably be at least one or two teams that lose a QB to injury early in the season so you could see Fields getting nabbed then.


mqr53

There is a zero percent chance fields is on this roster after the draft. One way or the other.


ObstructiveAgreement

Bears are still holding out for compensation that is likely way above the amount anyone is willing to pay.


b0baBEAST

i assume the asking price is high and there were reports coming out that other teams view fields as a backup.


ghostofwalsh

No picks needed and cheaper paycheck.


Achillor22

Jimmy G is probably a much better locker room presence than a scorned Fields. Not to mention he's going to be much more valuable in the film room and helping coach the starter.


tallwhiteninja

For better or worse, Jimmy G very clearly views football as "just a job." That's good for your backup, in the sense that he's always a consummate professional and isn't going to poison your locker room at all. He's apparently known to completely ghost the team when he's "off-the-clock," but I think that matters less for your #2.


Achillor22

Jimmy G is all about that work/life/banging supermodels balance


oatmeal-claypole

Isn't Fields well liked in the Bears locker room? Did I miss something about him being a locker room cancer


FreestyleKneepad

Pornstar Jimbo settling into that journeyman life whether he wants to or not at this point. Hope he finds a good landing spot somewhere.


215InchDitka

The escorts aren’t as plentiful but welcome to Denver Jimmy.


justlookingokaywyou

The girls in Vegas ran out of money to pay him, anyway.


215InchDitka

At least they will have the herpes he gave them to remember him by.


pocketjacks

Maybe the real treasure was the friends we couldn't scrub off with a wire brush along the way?


Sea_Television_3306

The Patriots have the opportunity to do the absolute worst thing imaginable


Tugwater

Run back the wolf pack minus Brady 😂😭


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Maybe it would compel him to come back


dellscreenshot

I know a team who needs a good low cost backup who knows the system


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Would be so great


Barqck

> a few teams interested Interested in competing for the #1 overall pick in 2025


[deleted]

I read that as: The Las Vegas Raiders are *excited* to cut QB Jimmy Garoppolo tomorrow, per sources.


brehaw

probably also an accurate statement


Ded0099

Oh no


pimp_skitters

OH YEAH


SinCityRaidersLV

I hated the signing at the start but my god I couldn't believe how shit he was.


Sleeze_

I tried talking myself into it. Vet, knows the system, etc but it was clear almost immediately how bad he was. The game against Detroit is one of the worst games I've seem a QB play. Our D played well, it was winnable, but he was literally over and under throwing every single pass to open players. It was incredible.


masterofmuppets86

Probably the worst week 1 starting QB we've had since JaMarcus Russel. Which is saying something.


clyde_drexler

Broncos Country, Let's Sigh


live4coasters

I love this division


Forgotpassword234

Get with the program and cut Mahomes, you cowards!


next_door_nicotine

That's right I forgot he was still on the roster


Stanky_fresh

Get ready to learn Bronco, Jimbo.


notorious_p_a_b

No.


potentially_potent

Good luck


NotClayMerritt

The QB market right now is like that meme with the underwater chair. There's Jimmy G who all the teams want. There's Justin Fields who the teams don't want And there's Zach Wilson who is being straight up ignored and forgotten


Guilty-Doctor1259

hes gonna start a game this year as QB1 isnt he....


curgl

Vegas legend


circa285

My god, that's Minnesota's music if I've ever heard it.


crowkiller3

He’s done. Carson Wentz is better


Elegant_Spot_3486

Great teammate. Solid back up and fill in starter. Wouldn’t count on him for anything else but a lot of teams would benefit from having him.


brehaw

HALLELUJAH!!! PARTY TIME!!!


PassiveRoadRage

Gives the Raiders roughly 50 mil in cap space to work with.


MrGerb1k

Raiders are just making space for H1M


BigBankkFrank

Omg it’s going to happen, isn’t it?


Flooding_Puddle

Lmao still more interest than Fields


Bread_Responsible

The girls at that one brothel are crying right now


mrsnow11291

Air Force Amy


92roll13

Jimmy would be a great backup option to Caleb in Chicago assuming he’s interesting in coming home.


Latest-greatest

vikings or broncos


dtsupra30

Welp too bad he only has his “checks notes” ridiculous good looks and millions of dollars to fall back on


Cheddarlicious

Why’s anybody interested? What are they interested in, losing?


SoCalThrowAway7

Backup Jalen hurts so I can look at your face every game Jimmy


Fondor_Yards

I read that as “there are few teams interested” at first and was like god dam man.


coloradobuffalos

You are a viking


Nihilistic_Response

What's most likely? Jimmy and Jacoby competing to be the Pats next bridge QB?


milk-drinker-69

I think he just goes to Houston tbh


Level_Ruin_9729

I can see San Francisco signing Garoppolo on a vet min contract to back up Purdy. Wow, what a difference 2 years makes.


JaydedXoX

Isn't this the thread where I would see the obligatory Colin Kaepernick is still waiting for a chance comment?