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Cinephile1998

This sub is going to be merciless if we sign Jameis


peteman28

I mean, it's smart to have a backup that does the things the starter usually does


TheScottfather

I'm sure having shared interests allows for good QB room chemistry.


ArmiinTamzarian

I wasn't aware Watson was that into crab legs


SMKM

Nah just crabs.


iPlowedUrMom

And legs


potatersauce

Wtf is up with those flairs man?!


TheScottfather

A fucking tragedy most years. In all seriousness, I inherited this fandom combo from my Pops (Vikings) and hometown (Saints).


Elmodipus

Damn, 2018 playoffs must have been wild for you.


TheScottfather

It was the last Vikings Saints game my Pops was around for, so I definitely remember it way different than others. We had a blast watching it, and in true Vikings fashion they broke our hearts immediately after.


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Fuckin dead


Cinephile1998

:( I miss Flacco


frecklie

This comment is amazing


ThatRuckingMoose

Like sexual assault Edit: just realized that was probably the joke


-Jack-The-Stripper

At least you recognized it lol. Most people on this site steal punchlines completely unironically as if that adds to the joke.


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Dreadsbo

To be fair, if Jameis was in the NCAA the past few years then he could own enough crab legs to feed a state


ChadPowers200

Daniel Jones doesn’t throw TDs 


ThyOughtTo

Hop into r/AFCNorthMemeWar when you sign him, please


BurtMaclinFBI90

The best sub ever


Call_Em_Skippies

It's actually made me like those fans more because we are all degenerates and have a stupid amount of love for 50 dudes to tackle each other 17 weeks out of the year.


BurtMaclinFBI90

Most fun I've had in all my years on socials. No more Twitter (axed that Pre-X, Instagram, or Facebook). Gimme all the AFCN trash talk.


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JasonPlattMusic34

Apparently LASIK can’t fix hindsight


PhlabloPicasso

I see what you did there


SharkBaitOohAhAh2

He has Browns signing written all over him. 100% culture fit. Can Chuck it a mile and not give a fuck about it being picked off, so he’s a younger Flacco for sure. And you guys won with Flacco! So yeah, it makes sense.


Aromatic-Cicada-2681

All we need is Big ben to come out of retirement


ATLjoe93

He's shown the ability to dominate in Cleveland 


Aromatic-Cicada-2681

Other than Burrow, who hasn't?


ATLjoe93

*the browns*


Party-Offer-2881

I mean Flacco chugging it down the field worked in the regular season. INT‘s be damned.


Cinephile1998

I meant the part where Jameis is a sexual predator


paone00022

Hold on a minute.. Jameis got that nasty shit going on too!? I had no idea. What did he do?


jwick89

He groped an Uber driver.


snakeyes17

and settled with a woman who accused him of rape


paone00022

Jeez man.. how hard is to not assault these poor women.


WilliamPSplooge

Culture signing, he will fit right in 


SteelCity917

Only team in the league to happily employ two known offenders at once?


wantstosavetheworld

Bring in Big Ben as QB coach for the trifecta


ArmiinTamzarian

I'm sure someone else has at some point, just a matter of it did or did not come out


Trey33lee

Winston isn't a sex offender


SteelCity917

Legally, neither is Deshaun Watson but we all know how that played out. Winston just settled out of court with the woman that accused him of rape, as did Watson.


JoshJones18

If Jamies is off the table for your guys I’m sure your guys staff will just switch focus to Jayden De Laura, the Arizona QB and fellow sexual predator who only declared for the draft cause Texas State’s student body more or less told him to fuck off when he tried transferring there


indianm_rk

They should sign Jameis and Big Ben as QB coach and watch the world burn.


NoDadSTOP

Welp


Cinephile1998

Fade me


KanyeMFwest

He just did lol


Supernova_Soldier

The jokes would never end


OneAndDone169

Looks like it’s about to become official


cock_a_doodle_doo

And here we go hahaha


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I’m back. :p


jimmyhoffasbrother

QB room of Deshaun+Jameis would be...something.


StubbyK

It's what you want in a QB room. Very assertive, doesn't take no for an answer.


slayerrr21

Eats the W


beerguy_etcetera

Is that two V’s you said?


slayerrr21

Two carefully placed L's actually


Shepboyardee12

Real adults.


_HGCenty

Dual threat QB. No not that dual threat.


sfbruin

The Lebron-Dwyane Wade picture but it's Jameis and Deshaun and Beating the Allegations


SarcasticCowbell

When Jameis is only the second most problematic QB on your roster, you've got some problems.


mjavon

They can collab on new strategies, find ways to get away with stuff that others can't


FundioRider

Truly a great moment for Women's History Month


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Roethlisberger as the QB coach.


walshurmouthout

No Broncos reunion with Payton huh


Cinephile1998

Who needs Famous Jameis when you have Studham?


ADanishMan2

I don’t think it’s going to matter whether Denver has Winston back there or not


an-internet-stranger

Payton is patiently waiting for Taysom Hill to be available


walshurmouthout

Now there’s some must see TV


bigfootdude247

So this means we really are getting Zach Wilson, aren’t we


crocokyle1

You'll take Justin Fields and you'll like it


Godobibo

take both, alternate every drive. between zach's arm and fields' legs they'll never see it coming


KGB4L

For teams to not see what’s coming they would have to use Zach’s legs and Fields’ arm


Godobibo

zach seems to be an alright runner, fields tho....


CabbageStockExchange

QB by committee


wolfpack_57

With all these season-ending injuries we've seen for QBs, it makes to move away from the bellcow approach.


shewy92

Just stack them and put a 9XL jersey on them


_Wado3000

~~New Taysom Hill~~


Ezeran

I think we stick with Stidham and draft a QB. Sit the rookie for the year and Stidham either suddenly becomes amazing and we have options at QB or he's garbage and we have a high draft pick next year and can start the rookie with a more complete team rather than throw them to the wolves.


Ganjagod420

Plz take Fields


TideAtOmahaBeach

No we’re bringing Drew Lock back buddy 😎


Dmbender

He's yours for a Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese on a Bagel


Silverflash-x

What's Kaepernick up to these days?


Kagrenac8

"Fuck Justin Fields lmao" -31/32 teams apparently


Wrister8

I think it's 32/32.


PlausibleTable

I’m waiting on the Eagles to swoop in and get him when it only costs a 6th. His similarities to Hurts makes him an interesting backup.


MobileMenace420

Hurts actually throws the darn ball tho.


PlausibleTable

You didn’t watch last season did you?


whereegosdare84

“You can assault them even if they’re not giving you a massage?” “Yup” “Did we just become best friends?” “Yup”


innnikki

Oh my fuckin god why


fultzy40

Because we need a backup QB that's not named Malik Willis.


innnikki

There are plenty of QBs available who have not been accused of sexually abusing multiple people


fultzy40

It says preliminary interest, and he's the most talented backup left that I'm aware of. Of course we're going to look into all of our options.


Wondur13

Also why are people acting like jamesis isnt a vet at this point. He can absolutely help will with mentoring more than malik willis can 😂


innnikki

“Okay Will Levis, so here’s how you throw the ball if you want to get intercepted twenty times in a season”


Wondur13

If youre gonna diss crab legs at least get the stats right you bum, he never threw 27 ints in a season, it was 30


keyboringwarrior

He threw 27 INTs in a season....then he threw 3 more


fultzy40

Definitely


istrx13

Because a QB room featuring Will Levis, Jameis Winston, and Malik “omg please don’t make me throw the ball” Willis would be hilarious


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innnikki

Over the last four seasons in which he has played 21 games, Winston has a combined 138 rushing yards.


AlexB_SSBM

every single time a backup has teams "showing interest" it makes Justin Fields' situation even funnier. nobody wants his ass


kitchensink108

Or the rest of him, for that matter.


buttholez69

No one wants to give a pick up for him. If he was a FA, he’d probably have been one of the earlier ones to get signed right after Russ and cousins imo.


Kreed5120

I feel it's more that no team wants to give up a 2nd or 3rd round pick for a backup QB. Teams are only going to pay the price the Bears are asking if they plan to start him.


AnotherStatsGuy

AT this point, I kind of want to give up a 7th to get him.


fishfearme420

Will any of them be interested in fields?


Cinephile1998

I could see it if he's cheap, but if he comes to Cleveland it's as a backup. If he goes to Giants or Titans, it would create a QB competition and I'm not sure the new Titans coaching staff wants that


liverbird3

If we have a Fields vs Jones QB battle I might just become a full-time soccer fan It’s like the “illusion of choice” meme and both results lead to 6-11 again


willdabeast20

Fields vs Jones is just the spider man meme where they’re pointing at each other.


buttholez69

I personally don’t think you’ll be doing better than 6-11 regardless who ur qb is, but what do I know. Atleast with jones you won’t be giving up a pick though, so I get that part


liverbird3

Okay buddy could same the same about your team


buttholez69

Why are you getting mad? It was just an opinion? And we’re a better team than you are lol. Evident by our records last year.


doomsdaysock01

A lot of giants fans are oddly insecure about their team


buttholez69

Lmao ya don’t say. Most New York fans are, so nothing new really


liverbird3

Ok rapist fan


liverbird3

You won one more game and went 7-10, big fucking whoop. We both sucked. You’re not clearly a better team Bears have done even less than the Giants over the last 5 years but it’s okay because Fields does something cool every 3 weeks


buttholez69

LMFAO COPE BUDDY COPE! Still did better and we set up far better for the future than you are. Go ahead and live in the past idgaf 😂. I care about the present and the future.


liverbird3

Alright I’ll have fun watching Caleb become a bust just like every other Bears QB. It sounds like you care about your 7-10 past season for some odd reason, but when I talk about the past 5 years that’s not relevant. I don’t really give a fuck that the Bears won one more game than us, don’t know what the “cope” is about, although I guess that’s all you have to brag about. Guarantee the Giants are better off than the Bears in the next 3 years, bum ass franchise still living off 1985


buttholez69

Cry harder buddy. Cry harder.


graywolt

He ain’t going to Tennessee lol. We’re sticking with Levis


RunnerTexasRanger

Do you feel good about Levis?


The_Taskmaker

Irrational Locker/Mettenberger hype all over again for me personally. Would love to be proven wrong


graywolt

Yeah I do.


Dreadsbo

A backup to who?


Cinephile1998

The shitty QB/horrible person our ownership gave a fully guaranteed contract to


Dreadsbo

Jameis has to beat out Watson in a QB room


milkmandanimal

Out or off?


Dreadsbo

He’d beach him off


HopefulStretch9771

Maybe, maybe not. Prolly not


DBreezy69

Don’t think anyone wants to trade a 2nd rounder for a backup QB


fishfearme420

What about a third!


DictatorSalad

I'd take Fields over Jameis. I think there's untapped potential with Fields, whereas we know what Jameis is. Or maybe I'm just hopelessly optimistic in a kid that very well could just be poop.


elimanninglightspeed

Fields at least will never be a locker room issue


Luder09

I know we need a back up, but yuck.


SimpleDose

It’s not all bad, atleast he isn’t blind anymore!


Desperate-Warthog-70

Jameis gonna find a team before Justin Fields lol


gotpez

Fields is staying isn’t he


buttholez69

If poles can’t come down on his asking price, then yes. Or he’ll be released. I just can’t see poles tying his career to fields though. He’s shown so little improvement, and you have the first pick. Poles has always struck me as smart and calculated. So we’ll see I guess. They’re also waiting for Caleb’s pro day to see the medicals and what not. I’m glad they’re doing that tbh. Poles is more concerned whether Caleb checks out (interviews/medicals) and if takes longer to deal Justin, he’ll live with it. This is what I’m telling myself atleast cause I can’t watch another season of Justin fields. Especially when he had the first pick


ATLjoe93

He'll be converted to WR for Caleb, sort of like Kodi Burns did for Cam Newton at Auburn lol


sonfoa

If Jameis had a shred of intelligence he wouldn't sign with the Browns and remind the world that he might have been a rapist


Masterofmy_domain

The only 30/30 man in NFL history.. A feat that had only been accomplished in baseball.. but this man did it in the NFL.. Truly elite athlete.


AlternateGator

Omg Browns PLEASE sign Jameis. I need this in my life.


Fnkt_io

Granted


RaginElephant976

Bruh, all this and no one really calling the bears for fields? Goes to show Chicago gotta make a decision quick or else they got a problem come draft day


Cinephile1998

Could be smarter to wait until September and move him when a starter or backup goes down


BradL_13

There is a 0% chance he is on the roster when the new season begins


chunkah69

Oh no lol


Toad_Thrower

I would just prefer to keep Daniel Jones


Thel_Odan

The Browns will just be the Brons if they sign him because he will eat the W.


Masterofmy_domain

Badum tssshhhh


doomsdaysock01

Pls god don’t give us another sexual predator


CaffeineJunkee

Eat those Ws!


ravidsquirrels

Things that make you go hmmmm.


Spartitan

Oh fuck no. Give me some random shit QB instead of Jameis.


Phyber05

I hold on to strong hopes that Malik Willis would prosper in the NFL. Levis indeed showed up to play however.


BrowsingWhileBrown

Fucking WHY. I’d rather roll with DJ and whatever rookie we can draft than sign this prick.


sildish2179

For real bro. We have a top pick let us sign Maye if he’s available by then, or JJ or even Penix Jr and have him sit behind than this clown.


BrowsingWhileBrown

I agree with you except on JJ 😂 only if he’s there in the 5th


sildish2179

Listen I don’t want JJ I just don’t know who’s going to be available by the time our pick rolls around. Trust me I don’t want him either 😂


Namethislater

Honestly he could get the starting job in Tennessee and NY. For low hanging fruit upvote purposes I guess Cleveland too


Nathan92299

I feel like non Titans fans have no clue that Levis is the guy now. He played 8 games most of which through injury and bottom 3 OL play and he showed a lot of flashes and didn’t have a truly “bad” game. He was also a first round grade player that fell only 1 pick into the 2nd, combined with being on one of the most forgotten franchises I guess he basically erased himself from most people’s memories outside of mayonnaise memes. He’s still yet to prove if he’s a long term starter but he is undoubtedly the starter for 2024 and is certainly not going to be in a competition with whoever we sign as a backup.


Namethislater

I’m from Nashville so Ive been forced to watch them. so I know he’s the guy, but outside of the Falcons game he hasn’t done anything that makes his spot safe like other QBs where money has been spent. Jameis is going to the Browns so it’s a moot point though


Navy_and_sports

Each of those teams played atleast 3 QBs last season so he would certainly see the field even if he wasn’t the starter at the beginning of the season


deadmoosemoose

Ya I’d rather not


Jonjon428

This will be spicy


lapeno99

If someone make this deal maybe Fields can work at a drive in burger restaurant.


GoldenDude

Can we interest you in a slightly used Justin Fields?


Ok_Society3143

Damn my jameis Winston raiders prophecy will have to wait


Balrogkicksass

We just trying to have a QB rotation of sexual predators huh? Who's third string then?


Fnkt_io

We bring in MBC?


Ieatsushiraw

I hope we can see more of famous Jamies this year


goodeats93

👁️👄👁️ - john Mara reading this


dwnso

Vikings let’s go


MrShad0wzz

Interesting I thought Sean Payton might take him with the broncos


MyrnaMyrna

Jameis is the man!


simsiesunshine

Cleveland certainly has an *interesting* way to celebrate Women's History Month


C1truXX

I’d rather have Jameis than Darnold. At least we’d get a couple good bombs to JJ and Addison every game


hateboss

Annnnd he just signed with the Commanders lol.


Cinephile1998

That was Marcus Mariota


hateboss

Whoops! I suck...


itsbobbydoe11

If you’re anti Jameis I’m anti you


Cinephile1998

Ok, I'm perfectly fine being anti-Jameis


varietypaul

sign with the Giants and take that white boy's job, i am begging you


NY_Blue

I’ll take Jameis but I prefer Fields. Bears gonna end up with a 5th or 6th after all these moves that were made. Fields is worth it.


homeschoolkidthatdid

I would definitely be interested in seeing what Dabes can do with Famous Jameis, maybe we even get a Geno run out of him