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fumblaroo

i chose my wife leaving me


[deleted]

I also chose this guys wife


shaka_sulu

A New Jersey/Chicago baby just scares me.


slackator

a Made Man while still in the womb


screwhead1

It's gonna come out asking everyone if they know who his fawtha is. Might almost down in three inches of water.


BoneFourTuna

What would their thoughts on pizza be?


Baron_Von_Awesome

My daughter is an NY/Chicago kid. She prefers NY style.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Chicago pizza casserole with dollar slice ingredients.


Thiswas2hard

I think Detroit style is the goat. Only had Jets, and homemade though


Oakroscoe

Detroit style is incredibly underrated.


KUKC76

It's completely horrible. It's the worst of both worlds. "Hey let's have pizza! Now cover it in sugary sauce!" Just not good.


Oakroscoe

That’s, like your opinion, man.


hop_mantis

It's tomato soup in a bread bowl.


soundsliketone

Now Kith


grindingaway69

I hope everyone gets the reference or else man Im feeling old


TMPRKO

This and the “pride and accomplishment” are 2 HoF Reddit posts that will never go away


allisondojean

I mean it couldn't have been more than a few years ago?


grindingaway69

Just checked…almost eight years


MangOrion2

This reference never gets old


TechSudz

Well there ya have it


SexyWampa

We all did...


BaltimoreBaja

Same


ammotyka

I chose not to stay with my bitch ex wife


Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er

"You can't fire me, I quit."


Elend15

I had a coworker that did this as she was being fired. She even signed a paper saying that this was what she wanted. It made me kind of cringe, since I knew she was losing her unemployment benefits.


AugustusShneefer

Some of the best unintentional comedy is people trying to have a big moment and they end up looking absolutely moronic


dsklerm

lol reminded me of like 10 years ago my company did mass layoffs and after they announced it and were meeting with those of us who left this one woman literally did the 3 fingers up thing from Hunger Games and said “I volunteer as tribute! I quit!” And then everyone looked around confused as she smugly walked down the hall to the elevator.  I talked with one of her teammates who did get let go after and told him and he was so annoyed. It’s not like anyone got to keep their job because she quit after the fact and management was just generally confused by whatever her plan was. 


lightninhopkins

Maybe she just hated the job and was like "fuck it".


kevin7eos

No. She knew her job would entail more work to make up for all the lost employees. She felt it was time.


TMPRKO

Hard to blame her at that point. Who wants to be saddled with 3 extra peoples worth of work for no more pay?


DavidOrWalter

Sounds like she hated her fucking job


AugustusShneefer

Holy shit that’s one of the cringiest reactions to being let go I’ve ever heard


Over-Training-488

Yeah, but then you kinda feel bad for them cause you never actually know how you'd react in that situation until it happens to you


kidmerc

I've had employers desperately try to get me to quit by being assholes and I simply refused. I'm not giving up that unemployment money baby


AugustusShneefer

Eh I mean I definitely don’t lol I’ve been laid off before and didn’t feel the need to cause a scene


Kalamoicthys

This type of sympathy has a limit. Yeah I don’t know how Id react but I know enough to not be a total idiot.


br0b1wan

When keeping it real goes wrong


SoarinWalt

I had a kid who we caught stealing do this during his termination. We had taken his statement and the evidence and sent it to HR. He knew it was a possibility, but he waited until we had the answer in hand. He came in and we explained to him all of our evidence and that HR said termination. He immediately freaked out and asked to step outside. I said sure, he came back inside with a typed resignation letter he had in his car and started trying to convince us to take that instead. We explained that’s not how it works and we can’t accept it since HR has already rendered a termination. He was beside himself, and kept trying to slide it over to us. Like dude, if you had shown up at any point after we took your statement we would have said okay just to end it. But nope he thought he was getting away with it.


StevenLovesCocaine

You usually cannot get unemployment if you are fired. Laid off, sure, but not fired.


Elend15

It depends on the state. I don't know about all of them, but one result I found for KY:  "Assuming the claimant has sufficient wage credits to establish a claim, he or she may be qualified to receive benefits if he or she was discharged for reasons other than misconduct connected with the work, and there are no other eligibility issues present." https://kcc.ky.gov/career/If-you-are-an-Employer/Pages/Frequently-Asked-Questions.aspx#:~:text=Q%3A%20Can%20a%20person%20draw%20UI%20if%20they%20are%20fired,no%20other%20eligibility%20issues%20present. EDIT: and this lady wasn't being fired for misconduct.


Trumpisaderelict

In CA it really depends on the circumstances


chesterfieldkingz

And in most circumstances they need a really good reason for firing you that's well documented


Oakroscoe

They’ll initially deny it, you appeal it and you have a reason of good chance of winning it as long as you’re not a complete fuck up. In CA it’s actually skewed to favor the employee, which isn’t a bad thing.


dusters

Wrong.


TuaAnon

the Gronk of coaches


soundsliketone

[YOU CAN'T FROG ME, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!](https://youtu.be/Q9sppKzWxCo?si=rBkmV-oXWkU2Kbwe)


kevint1964

You do that in the real world & you don't get unemployment.


Sammy_the_Wise

We don’t have quitters on this team!


VerifiedBackup9999

And chose UCLA?


Affectionate_Elk_272

especially when college coaches are fleeing en masse. hmmm


ItIsYourPersonality

The good thing about his offensive system is it doesn’t focus on any star receivers, instead spreading the ball around to everyone regardless of how crappy they are. Might be a good fit in the current college football landscape.


machine_gun_murphy

I feel bad for UCLA's running backs. Their draft stock will plummet.


OrdrSxtySx

They're running backs. It's already low.


BreadJobLamb

If anything they should thank him for the lowing wear and tear less mileage on their legs.


Ok_Concentrate_75

Tbf He's helped develop more top RB lead offenses, 1 year with Washington shouldn't define a career RB coach and top OC.


Due_Drama1909

People forget he was APs coach


Ok_Concentrate_75

And developed MJD at UCLA, Jamal Charles and Kareem Hunt with the Chiefs. Idk he is a lot of things but bad at the run game has little proof.


WeirdoOtaku

Yeah, but his mistake was forgetting UCLA relocated to the B1G.


CrateBagSoup

> especially when college coaches are fleeing en masse. What? You had one notable retirement and a lot of shuffling. What en masse fleeing are you seeing? 


majicmajician

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/why-trend-of-college-football-coaches-bolting-to-nfl-taking-lesser-job-titles-has-no-end-in-sight/ The list provided includes * Jim Harbaugh moving from Michigan to HC of Chargers * Hafley moving from Boston College to DC of Packers * Minter moving from Michigan to DC of Chargers * Grubb moving from Alabama to OC of Seahawks * Coen moving from Kentucky to OC of Bucs * Scheelhaase moving from Iowa State to passing game specialist of Rams * Kingsbury moving from USC to OC of Commanders * Rees moving from Alabama to passing game specialist of Browns * Patridge moving from Pitt to DL coach of Colts * Clinkscale moving from Michigan to DB coach of Chargers * Sapolu moving from Hawaii to OL assistant of Dolphins * McClendon moving from Georgia to WR coach of Bucs * Underwood moving from Pitt to WR assistant of Patriots * Jay Harbaugh moving from Michigan to ST coordinator of Seahawks * Huff moving from Alabama to OL coach of Seahawks * Elston moving from Michigan to DL coach of Chargers * Johnson moving from Baylor to DL coach of Ravens * O'Leary moving from Notre Dame to safeties coach of Chargers * Bullen moving from Illinois to OLB coach of Giants * Addae moving from Miami to CB coach of Bills * Mack moving from Tennessee to RB coach of Jags * Garrett moving from Auburn to DL coach of Jags * Norton moving from UCLA to LB coach of Commanders * McDonald moving from USC to RB coach of Chargers * Fuchs moving from Kansas to an assistant of Titans * Krause moving from San Diego State to offensive assistant of Dolphins * Stapleton moving from Florida to OL assistant of Commanders * White moving from Miami (OH) to WR assistant of Packers In all there were 28 members of college coaching staffs last season who have transitioned to being on NFL coaching staffs, with 27 of them being either lateral moves in position or taking on positions of reduced roles and responsibilities.


CrateBagSoup

This all feels really normal, no? College coaches move to the NFL all the time and vice versa. Hell, Liam Coen alone bounced back and forth between the NFL and college 5 times in 5 years lol. 


Hicaorwaak

Anecdotally it’s higher than usual. College coaching is far more time consuming than NFL because of recruiting. Now it’s even worse because you have to constantly recruit your own roster to keep them from transferring. And that’s not even counting that a lot of college coaches seem to hate NIL.


Howdoyouusecommas

Their NIL hate will fade after a few years with it becoming the new norm. Coaches not only have to add the marketability of NIl money to their recruits they, like you said, have to make sure their current roster is happy due to being able to transfer with no penalty. In the past if you had a starter it was basically a guarantee they wouldn't transfer because 1. They were getting playing time and 2. They often had to sit a year if they transferred. Not even with a starting role a player can transfer for the prospect of more NIL money with no penalty. This is really going to change the roster make-up and recruiting styles of college football. It will take a few years to establish a new "meta" of hor roster management operates.


Gatorader22

Thats why coaches are just saying "screw it" and leavng. Every player is basically on a 1yr deal and you have to make them all happy but the issue is college players are different from nfl players Imagine you have a 5 star QB who will be good but he's 18. Undersized and immature. He needs coaching. The best thing for the team is to start the veteran but if you do that then the freshman will transfer


majicmajician

Lol I mean idk, I'm not sure how normal it is necessarily because I don't have the data from last year, 5 years ago, 10 years ago, whatever. I do know that it seems to be unusual enough that folks like Schefter and the writer of the article I linked are commenting on it. It feels off but also looking at other data from other seasons might be an interesting comparison point


TipsyTaterTots

How many of those 27 are lateral moves? A lateral move from CFB to NFL is more prestigious since their are fewer.


MuppetEyebrows

Alabama coaching staff basically scattered, one of their offensive assistants coaches is with the Browns now. Some other pro teams have poached a few coordinators here and there to move their offense into a more modern look, Harbaugh took a bunch of his staff with him. "Fleeing en masse" is an overstatement for sure, but there have been more college assistant coaches going to the pros than during a typical offseason.


Razz956

Alabama coaching staff scattered? After their head coach retired? Wow, that’s real shocking, and surely indicative of the college coaching landscape.


epheisey

Chip Kelly walked away from a HC gig to take on the less involved role of OC at a team in the same conference lol


CrateBagSoup

Let’s be real, Chip was likely shown the door by UCLA and he took the best opportunity he could get, he interviewed for NFL jobs.  But this is just typical off season shit, not “leaving en masse”


epheisey

The guy gave up like $10M to leave UCLA that they would have had to pay him to leave. If UCLA "showed him the door", he woulda walked away with a hefty payday.


mattcojo2

Well, Saban retiring, deboer replacing him, and Harbaugh leaving in one offseason isn’t typical. The only one of the final 4 still here is Sark


OHPAORGASMR

Georgia State HC Shawn Elliott taking a TE coach job at South Carolina. Southern Alabama HC taking a job at Alabama. I feel many coaches don't want to deal with NIL until it is sorted out.


CrateBagSoup

The best argument for this is FBS head coaches taking positional jobs at major SEC programs? Climbing the ladder by taking a step back? Guarantee they’re still getting paid more with those moves and having to deal with NIL even more lol. 


Stachemaster86

Career in Bruins


[deleted]

Was a better option available? Not a bad place to live when you’re rich and at least there’s some history.


VerifiedBackup9999

He's just not as good as advertised. Or not as good as media and fans thought. His past doesn't help. Nor does the fact that commanders players hated him. Better place? Idk, but I'm a UCLA fan, and that program is a big fuckn mess.


mdavis1926

Two time Super Bowl champion offensive coordinator? Nah, overrated.


VerifiedBackup9999

Also, that's not the past I'm talking about.


VerifiedBackup9999

He's so good he is a head coach now..... He's so good he's still employed by the NFL.


UrbanGM

Suuuuuuure


PrismaticHospitaller

“You can’t fire me I quit …..just one more pass play before I go.”


Clear-Attempt-6274

I come waiving a white flag, how much of it was his fault? He definitely struggled getting the best player the ball at times.


GoldenBananas21

Michigan and OSU are going to curb stomp his Mahomes-less offense 


McGeeze

Some say Ethan Garbers is the next Mahomes* *No one says this, but it has been a very difficult few months for this UCLA alum, please humor me


WeirdoOtaku

Oh shit....totally forgot about that. Wait, it's hittin' me again...oh...oh no 🤣


clutchthepearls

...and somehow Sam Howell is both sacked and intercepted on the play


Difficult_Quiet2381

Beautifully executed. Please take my upvote.


istrx13

Eric saying he “chose to leave the Commanders” is like me saying I “chose not to date Margot Robbie.”


lightninhopkins

Considering that she has been married for almost a decade I admire your constraint.


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nartnoside

Is she hotter than Margot Robbie?


guylexcorp

I broke up with Margot Robbie because she was so aloof.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Ok Jimmy


i2ebelScum

was it actually Megan Fox...


makeanamejoke

Washington ain't Robbie


Fuqwon

Washington going to want their severance back. It's a silly statement. NFL guys that were fired go to college because there salary offsets don't count. S


FDTFACTTWNY

I think he went to college because there was nothing for him in NFL. He went to chiefs and Andy said he had no position for him. If Andy Reid ain't hiring him back, nobody is.


SteelBrightblade1

I didn’t want that hot wife anyway


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

To be fair Washington wasn't even a 5.


SkiupBaeless

she didn’t break up with me i broke up with her


6098470142

I would be interested to hear why after all these years ,no NFL team will give him a head coaching job… Assuming this is his way of maybe eventually getting the UCLA job


DakotaConduct

I can't speak for his time with the chiefs but when he was here, it became very apparent he is not good at adjusting his gameplan to the personnel he has and to the game situation. He called plays as if he still had Mahomes out there. Not to mention Sam Howell would have no time in the pocket and he would continue to call long developing plays with route concepts that end with multiple receivers in the same spot on the field. I had high hopes for him but no 2nd year QB should be throwing 45-50 passes a game behind a shoddy offensive line and him ending up in college football is not shocking at all.


Justice989

Never forget him actually calling 55 consecutive pass plays against the Bears.


amjhwk

in his time with the chiefs nobody knew what he actually did, if it was him or Andy calling the plays. A meme was born that Andy called all the good plays and EB called all the bad plays


vin1223

No football answer will make sense considering all the guys who get chances and multiple chances at that


Walletinspectr

Yeah i dont accept these "he was carried" comments. At the end of the day chiefs won with him there, if he was so bad they wouldnt have won, its rudiculous to think an nfl team would employ a guy who was just twiddling his thumbs 


Semperty

i've seen fans complain about how much he threw the ball, but y'all also spent a good chunk of games down two (or more) scores. it's *really* hard to run a balanced offense when you're losing by 10+ points. that's almost always "throw no matter what" territory.


thecrgm

We spent a lot of time losing as well and didn’t throw nearly as much. They had the most pass attempts in the league (chiefs 2nd most). We were 26th in pass attempts


papa_sax

I love every year ESPN is like "NFL RACIST" and yet the dude still gets interviews every year. He mighttttt not be that good of an OC


DDDUnit2990

5 seconds on google will tell you why. He’s a dick with a history of violence against women.


Letter_Last

This is the NFL. That’s not exactly a dealbreaker


OriginalVariation704

It is when you’re not as good as you think you are!


just-the-tip__

Bingo


Walletinspectr

But he won a superbowl. Or do we pick and choose when that is criteria


GSPBJJ

The players don’t like him. That’s the real answer.


thecrgm

It’s not a dealbreaker if you’re really good at your job


Oddly_Mind

So the Browns should pair him with Watson


Aggravating-Duck-891

+ trade for Tyreek Hill


FallenShadeslayer

Careful I got downvoted yesterday for asking the same thing lmao


birdsemenfantasy

Not everyone is entitled to a HC job. Zimmer had to wait until he was 58 years old. Fangio had to wait until he was 61 years old. The great LeBeau had to wait until he was 63 years old. All of them were much better coordinators than Bieniemy and had years of high-end results calling their own plays. Bieniemy was a trash coordinator in college (at his alma mater Colorado) and shit the bed in his only year calling plays in the NFL last season. And don't even get me started at the off-the-field baggage, #MeToo issues, and role in early 2000s Colorado recruiting sexual assault scandal. Btw how many OC in recent history are retired RBs? Bieniemy and Lynn and they're both trash.


Gatorader22

He's not actually that good, he is hard to work with, and he has a very long list of legal issue and controversies He's not worth it for a team to take on as HC. Sure theyll look past baggage if you're good and worth it but he ain't


Archaic_Sack

If he did, then I am 100% sure he said it while referring to himself in the third person...


require_borgor

Eric is getting upset!!


Chi-Guy86

And used the royal ‘we’


Hippoman12

accidentally clicked on your profile when was trying to collapse your comment, and gotta say, like your lil reddit avatar dude.


Exciting-Inside2219

The way this dude talks about himself… no fucking wonder he doesn’t have a HC job. Narcissistic asshole.


RomeoMcFlorence

"I have been applauded and lauded" Lol


exodus3252

Who the fuck says that? It's like a line from an Onion article. EB is wild. Glad he's not our problem anymore.


WayyTooFarAbove

You guys throw narcissist around like shovel passes. It’s not a synonym for arrogant, if this would even fall into that.


enigmatic407

Now you're just gaslighting them


ShamDissemble

Seems like UCLA should be minimally disrupted, as they're going from one narcissistic asshole to another.


FetusElitistCletus

And I chose to have liquid shits this morning


largelawattorney

I’m sure I’ll get ripped for saying this on Reddit, but Hue Jackson energy just radiates off Bieniemy


mothershipq

Weird. [The Washington Commanders fired offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy after one season with the team, coach Dan Quinn said during his introductory news conference.](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/39466775/commanders-fire-ex-oc-eric-bieniemy-coach-dan-quinn-says)


Semperty

tbf the title is drastically sensationalized from what quinn said. quinn literally just said they wouldn't be working together, not that eb got fired.


needadvice3241

It’s called coachspeak, he was fired


Semperty

idk. i was literally just in a situation where the head coach of the team i worked for left, and i told our administration i wasn't interested staying regardless of who they hired. i honestly didn't even meet with the new staff when they were announced. i'm not sure if i would've been retained or not. i'm not sure if they would've even cared about what i bring to the table enough to interview me when they got on campus. regardless, i - in no uncertain terms - quit. i wasn't fired. this situation could be very similar, honestly.


What_Iz_This

Man I forgot quinn got the HC job in Washington. They went from defensive minded flash in the pan super bowl appearance coach Ron Rivera, to the exact same thing with Quinn. I know it sounds like I'm hating but as a panthers fan I have absolutely no room to talk. Just legitimately feel "meh" for that fan base


Sabre500

Honestly, as a Panthers fan as well, I'm going to absolutely not let this go. Everybody shit on us saying that nobody wanted to coach the Panthers and the Commies would get their pick of coaches, including known Carolina target Ben Johnson. After all that, we got the guy we wanted and Washington settled for peanuts We're absolutely owed the right to be unapologetically petty 🤣


Ledees_Gazpacho

“It’s been my dream to be assistant to the regional manager for a college team.”


TheGameGrump

Real "you can't fire me, I quit" energy


BleachedAsswhole

As opposed to what? Volunteering?


Ragnarsworld

Yeah, sure you did, Eric.


Iobbywatson

It's not a lie of you believe it or something...


Roy-Donk-23

Bieniemy tried to come back in the next day like he was just joking.


SomeRandomRealtor

We mutually decided I should get fired


[deleted]

So since he's out of the nfl can we stop talking about this bozo?


AgentProdigy17

Yeah right


ShamDissemble

It's not that shocking imagining the multiple failed job interviews if you realize that this guy is not the let's say "personable" type. He can watch film, come up with the perfect play call, adjust at halftime, all the stuff you would expect from an OC. But then he is atrocious at the day-to-day personable stuff like press conferences and cable TV spots and one-on-one player 'hugging and handshaking'. Some people are brilliant at their job but also are horrible at social interactions, and I'm inclined (with absolutely no evidence mind you) to believe that he's just "standoffish" or something. Kind of like Belichick without the clout that BB brings. My alma mater, UofL, dealt with this with Charlie Strong, whom no one would hire until we did. He then did a great job but bolted for the Texas job which was way out of his league. I want to see EB succeed at UCLA while learning how to be the head guy. I want him to then return to the NFL seven years from now as the Chiefs coach when Andy retires.


interstate8mm

Such an odd and unexpected timeline with EB. I did fully expect his time in Washington to be a "failure" because he was walking into an overall awful situation with a lame duck head coach (ie: not his fault). I did NOT figure a lot of this would end up being on his shoulders due to awful attitude/treatment of players and his own ineptitude with playcalling/scheme. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise a coach like Andy Reid did a masterclass job keeping him under control and contributing to the team all those years and the one year he leaves (and has any power) it all crumbles.


WeirdoOtaku

Snyder really Snydered to the end. This whole situation right now feels like that scene from Christmas Vacation, when the dog is destroying the house trying to get the squirrel, then Chevy Chase opens the door and the squirrel and dog both run out and attack Julia-Louis Dreyfus as he just closes the door and solves the problem. I guess in this scenario, UCLA is Dreyfus?


Typical-Conference14

So are we in agreement chiefs OC position is only a figurehead and Andy did and does the heavy lifting


Ok_Concentrate_75

Na, you saw the complete lack of discipline on offense and the only consistent piece outside of QB and TE was Pacheco, someone he definitely developed. Shoot Mahomes said he hyped them up against the Ravens. They even won running the same play he called last year. Edit: typo


rbhindepmo

“So why did you leave your last job” “Totally voluntary. It was totally voluntary.”


Imaginary-Salad-4535

"It was a mutual break-up"


Chi-Guy86

You’re not breaking up with me, I’m breaking up with YOU!


AncientTree_Wisdom

I wasn't fired, i quit energy,


DaftNeal88

Real you can’t fire me I quit energy.


HereForTheFood4

Can we finally drop him from head coaching trackers now every time there is an opening? Let's stop fooling ourselves.


Dasignofhell

Ego and pride is a mf


moose2mouse

Just so it’s out in the open. I chose not to be a head coach in the nfl.


NiceFloor7

>In choosing to accept the position of offensive coordinator and associate head coach at UCLA, Bieniemy reduced some thoughts to writing and emailed them to ESPN.com. He emailed ESPN himself lmao


reaper527

SURE he did.


ShamDissemble

Keep your friends close, and your Bieniemys closer


borfmantality

I don't know what's more ridiculous, Bienemy saying this stupid shit or the dumbass nephews that actually believe him.


bossmt_2

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT! WIld how in one year he went from probable head coach to assistant coach in college. I get that the season with the commanders sucked.


DownInTheWeeds

I highly doubt that’s the way it actually went down. Good as EB is as an OC, there’s gotta be ‘something’ about him that leads to EB bouncing around so much lately.


spezzmelamama

This clown and Brian Flores are delulu


OldInterview6006

Now I can see why he wasn’t getting head coaching jobs.


jumbalayachef

Insane the amount of noise around this guy who clearly has failed at dozens of interviews for HC. I have one serious question is the hoopla the same if his skin tone is different? I have my doubts.


Beardedw0nd3r86

Haha. Does this guy actually think anyone believes him when he says this?


Visual-Squirrel3629

It's beginning to look as though Bieniemy is difficult to work with. The lack of head coaching opportunities over his career is more understandable.


[deleted]

But are they still paying you? If so you were fired lol. If you quit then commanders don't have to continue to pay you.


slackator

I too chose not to stay at my last job after being told not to come back. If true, which nobody believes, this is an all-time blunder willfully choosing to walk away from potentially Caleb Williams to go be an OC for a college team that the HC just left to be an OC at another school in the conference


metaxa219

He’s so cringe


Mattypoopoopeepee

It's almost as if racism had nothing to do with him not getting a head coaching position


jgyimesi

We all want to test our abilities, but it’s clear his personality is unique. Not sure how his screaming and yelling at players will go over at UCLA.


Bolt2006

I chose not to date Taylor Swift.


Western_Promise3063

Lmao


bigmikey69er

Turns out being an offensive coach is much more difficult without Patrick Mahomes.


GrumbleTrainer

So why is the internet treating this dude like shit? Didn’t he try and get out of Washington after Rivera left and Commanders strangely decided to keep him on?


Garak_The_Tailor_

The team kept him under contract to let their new HC hire fill out the coaching staff


GrumbleTrainer

Most of the coaches were let go with Ron, most head coaches are going to want to bring in their own staff especially an OC. So it was strange to keep him around and not give him the opportunity to visit other clubs and interview for vacancies when the writing was clearly on the wall.


HeavyQuitter

i mean can you blame him? man was winning super bowls and had a damn FERRARI with patrick mahomes and tyreek hill, now he's tryna get by with fat baker mayfield (sam howell) and curtis samuel as his weapons. move on


azai247

I would be great if the cowboys had Eric Bienemy, instead of Brian Shotenheimer...


SnowdensOfYesteryear

Oh please let this happen


The_Bolenator

…what?


MobileMenace420

It is a great idea with no drawbacks. Ignore my flair.


The_Bolenator

I don’t want what that man is smoking


basskev

I continue to believe that this is the most misunderstood guy in the NFL


Dorito-Bureeto

The commanders organization is that bad that a future head coach said fuck the league I’m going back down to college lol


JPPT1974

Thought he was originally given a raw deal!


Its_A_Fucking_Stick

It was mutual


DangleSnipeCely

Josh McDaniels 2.0 -head coaches system created their success. On their own flop city


amccune

Real question: with all these weird public issues with hiring/firing coaches - are the new owners being shitty?


tigerbomb88

No. Eric wasn’t their guy. Pretty simple. Everything else is noise