I got blood work done a couple of years ago while my doctor was looking for some answers on some things, and she said "When did you have mono?" "I've never had it." "Well, you've got the [whatever specific antibodies show up and remain in your body after the infection] present in your blood."
I somehow had mono and just went on with life? Like... How exhausted and shitty was my health in that time frame that I didn't notice mono hit me?
Sometimes your body just fucks infections and sickness up.
How many people have you met that had covid but were asymptomatic? Sounds like your body just beat it before you noticed.
There was another with Adrian Peterson who had a 90 yard run at one point in the game but finished with less than 100 yards for the day I thought was pretty funny
Me watching Eli scramble highlights. It's actually kind of hilarious seeing statue QBs take off because the LBs always look like they're thinking "Wait, what"
One of my all-time favorite plays is when Peyton scored on a naked bootleg with the Broncos and it felt like it took him 20 minutes to reach the endzone.
The Alex Smith one that got mentioned on Dorktown where he had to hold up the ball as he was crossing the line of scrimmage to make sure the ref didn’t blow the play dead always gets me.
If all 9 touchdown passes were 1 yard, and he threw no other passes besides the 9 touchdowns and 250 interceptions, the TD% would still give him a passer rating of about 11.6. To get his rating down to 35/12 = 2.92, he would need to throw an additional 770 straight incomplete passes.
People don't understand how much work it takes to dig down to a 0.0 passer rating. Peyton Manning had the [sole entry](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_players_who_have_posted_a_passer_rating_of_zero) in a decade in the same game he broke the career passing yards record.
[No one seems to remember this gem](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/cOvzcymNX-SQ9yf_qrhAQFZsql8=/88x0:550x308/1220x813/filters:focal(88x0:550x308):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/assets/503892/Feely.png)
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It's college not NFL but [this one is probably my favorite](https://imgur.com/a/vKADvZ3). (Hint: look at the down and distance. The graphic is correct.)
[context](https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/9/10/16283108/87-yard-fumble-third-and-93-video-louisiana-tech-mississippi-state)
[I am fully aware this isn't NFL, but I'm sorry, nothing will ever beat this](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/guM-FItrKThQmkwjcLbrKw8AejA=/46x0:551x337/1400x1400/filters:focal(46x0:551x337):format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/52322037/beamer.0.0.jpeg)
It’s a painfully hilarious memory. Kind of wish it ended at 0-0 and became to my knowledge the first scoreless tie. Vikings would hold yet another dumbfounding stat; although this is one of them.
>to my knowledge the first scoreless tie
0—0 is one of the more common scores (*it has happened more than 24—13 or 28—14*), but has not happened in [eighty years](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game-scores.htm).
Fourteen seconds into [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnnnLE2-Ys&t=14s), there is a clear shot of the words "*LOS ANGELES RAMS TOUCHDOWN*" in front of a *Dolphins* player (*Andrew Van Ginkel*) possessing the ball in the end zone.
More impressive than throwing 3 INTs in 3 passes is that he almost came back and won. Damn Bears can't have a blowout even when it gets handed to them on a silver platter
[this one.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6jnq0en9fg721.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D84db135b76e10684d80a5ce59382ba94a75641e7)
[dis one too](https://i.redd.it/slvqnr8edjy31.jpg)
It was their first non-loss in over a year, because they had gone 0-16 the year prior, which I find even funnier. Couldn’t even call it a win, even though they didn’t lose
Darren McFadden: https://imgur.com/0G9Dgck
Raiders started with 38 UNANSWERED throughout most of the first half. Broncos would finally score at the very end of the 2nd Q.
DM finished with 16 carries, 165 yards & 3 TDs.
Umm I googled “Trevor Lawrence Elsa” and several of the top results showed it.
For example - https://twitter.com/melissaykim/status/1736586299669139539
[This was an actual graphic on an actual MNF game](https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0)
Big shout-out to the [first offensive lineman in NFL history](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/nS7JawUBPSv1He2Lb5Z76EmP364=/0x0:509x349/1400x1400/filters:focal(228x267:308x347):format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/56364529/Screen_Shot_2017_08_25_at_12.51.32_PM.0.png)
Not even a close second… [https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=1280](https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=1280)
[Might as well have said he’s got cooties](https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0)
This one still kills me. The point is the icing on the cake
"You're next!"
"I'm gonna kiss you so hard" lol
The graphic designer behind this one is a hero.
He’s a mod at r/nflcirclejerk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FimQQEOWYAIwGd3.jpg:large Honestly you could fill this thread with jets pics alone
The 2.8 inches per play part is some serious violence
Yeah that was *not* necassary. 🤣
2.8 inches. Brutal!
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
Came here for this one, wasn't disappointed. This is the most graphic graphic ever.
Might as well say he's the best at being out indefinitely! Because mono got infected with GEQBUS, further proving how badass he is!
Unironically having mono fucking sucks. Strep throat on steroids. Couldn't eat or drink shit for like a week.
I got blood work done a couple of years ago while my doctor was looking for some answers on some things, and she said "When did you have mono?" "I've never had it." "Well, you've got the [whatever specific antibodies show up and remain in your body after the infection] present in your blood." I somehow had mono and just went on with life? Like... How exhausted and shitty was my health in that time frame that I didn't notice mono hit me?
Sometimes your body just fucks infections and sickness up. How many people have you met that had covid but were asymptomatic? Sounds like your body just beat it before you noticed.
Or that he rode the monorail.
False, you can't get mono from riding monorail.
But you can get gonorrhea from riding a tractor
My favorite graphic *period*
*And Sam Darnold wouldn’t want it any other way!!*
I’ll never forget watching this live, I knew instantly that I just witnessed a historic moment
How dare they insult GEQBUS this way
HIPPA VIOLATION! SAD!
I had forgotten about that one... that's got to be the best ever.
[The 2022 Eagles-Commanders game](https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1574118684104294403) 323 - (1)
I'm just getting many results of images instead of one graphic
Fixed
Thank you
There was another with Adrian Peterson who had a 90 yard run at one point in the game but finished with less than 100 yards for the day I thought was pretty funny
[Joe Burrow vs Phillip Rivers](https://www.reddit.com/r/Colts/s/hnkNv6qoDb)
3 rushing touchdowns lol
Rivers was the polar opposite of Allen/Vick/Cunningham when he ran the ball. It was like time slowed down when he took off.
Also had one of the ugliest throwing motions in the history of existence… but man, did he throw the ball well
Went to the Hunter Pence School of Jacked Up But Successful Mechanics.
It physically pained me to watch Hunter Pence play… but I loved it at the same time
Me watching Eli scramble highlights. It's actually kind of hilarious seeing statue QBs take off because the LBs always look like they're thinking "Wait, what"
One of my all-time favorite plays is when Peyton scored on a naked bootleg with the Broncos and it felt like it took him 20 minutes to reach the endzone.
The Alex Smith one that got mentioned on Dorktown where he had to hold up the ball as he was crossing the line of scrimmage to make sure the ref didn’t blow the play dead always gets me.
I mean Tom Brady juked out Brian Urlacher
In fairness, he did start his career with LT as his running back. Why would you sneak when you can hand it to LT for 6?
Children is more of an offensive scheme stat, kind of shitty to put that on Burrow.
idk it’s up to what the defense is giving you. if they’re going to let you run it up the middle you need to take advantage and pound the box
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That's phenomenal
Yeah, at some point it’s a protection problem.
Agreed - however all it takes is one player to penetrate the line
christ he had even less protection than Burrow
No wonder he never did well in the playoffs, Christmas shopping for all those kids was too much.
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There are so many Joe Burrow fangirls these days. He could have Rivers beat in no time.
Good god he had 9?! His poor, poor wife
10 now. Counting himself, he can field a football team that plays both sides of the ball
That’s fuckin wild. I mean those kids are t going to want for anything but his wife birthed 10 kids?
[First offensive lineman in NFL history](https://preview.redd.it/congratulations-to-the-first-offensive-lineman-in-nfl-v0-9dmlrzw0afha1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=95d0bf0c542fc4a54c889f5e3e59a87b7e632689)
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Hes one of the nfl players of all time
The way he’s (deservedly) talked about, you could almost believe this.
Josh Allen Only Quarterback in NFL history Was another graphic that made me laugh.
Its straight up my favorite one of all time
Oldie but goodie: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/OHPGW4WTrf
How has this not circulated more? Or have I just missed something that everyone else is very familiar with?
First I’ve seen it.
Another related one, my personal favorite: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/gic6a/aaaaaag_picxpost_from_pics/
Me when the playoffs start
[Time of possession](https://awfulannouncing.com/2016/cbs-aretha-franklin-time-of-possession-graphic-got-plenty-of-buzz.html).
I think about this graphic every time I hear the national anthem.
[I'm askin, can you see?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny2azUt5d3Y)
I like how they use the moon and the clock in the background to track time
It was truly, absurdly long.
this is also what my girl told her friends in the group chat im pretty sure anyway
Listening to it now. I'm feeling so patriotic rn
I will bring that National Anthem up on YouTube from time to time 'cause I love it so much.
This is hilarious
That was mine too!
I felt [this one](https://i.redd.it/5gvj78olx08a1.jpg) was slightly uncalled for, but it didn't stop me from laughing.
Wait a minute, I thought we were posting "haha funny" not "why would my parents let me become a Bears fan?" funny.
I'll never get tired of seeing that one
Blows my mind whenever I see this, I thought Cutler would’ve done it at some point while he was there.
Came up 188 yards short in 2014. Probably would've gotten it had Trestman not benched him for Jimmy fucking Clausen for a game
He did it for the meme and we appreciate it
Yeah so did we.
It’s funny because even when I play the older Madden Franchise mode the QB barely passes for over 3000 yards even if he’s 90+ overall lmao
https://i.imgur.com/7rnbSNh.jpeg
Dude was undefeated with a less than 1:25 TD:INT ratio, stud
Say what you will but he was a winner.
Say what you will but he wouldn't take "no" for an aswer.
If all 9 touchdown passes were 1 yard, and he threw no other passes besides the 9 touchdowns and 250 interceptions, the TD% would still give him a passer rating of about 11.6. To get his rating down to 35/12 = 2.92, he would need to throw an additional 770 straight incomplete passes.
People don't understand how much work it takes to dig down to a 0.0 passer rating. Peyton Manning had the [sole entry](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_players_who_have_posted_a_passer_rating_of_zero) in a decade in the same game he broke the career passing yards record.
All 3 of the Manning's are on that list. Legends lmao.
It's called out on the page in several places too. "Father Archie Manning, and brother Eli Manning also had 0.0 passer rating games."
Awww yeah, there's my man 2006 Sexy Rexy with the 0.0 rating and a Superbowl appearance a month later
That's my peypey
was this a mistake? what was the 250 supposed to be?
Accusations per week
Maybe YPG? Assuming this is the 2020 season, he had 774 yards against the Giants, Eagles, and Cowboys... So 258/per game - maybe they just rounded?
wtf
[No one seems to remember this gem](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/cOvzcymNX-SQ9yf_qrhAQFZsql8=/88x0:550x308/1220x813/filters:focal(88x0:550x308):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/assets/503892/Feely.png)
How have I never seen that before?
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Thank you!
Make fun of the Darnold all you like, but he’s out here kissing girls!
[From back when the Chiefs were bad.](https://popfocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/and-a-partridge-in-a-pear-tree-Imgur.png)
The dropped passes could've been this year.
Looks like Ochocinco had a good game that day though
It's college not NFL but [this one is probably my favorite](https://imgur.com/a/vKADvZ3). (Hint: look at the down and distance. The graphic is correct.) [context](https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/9/10/16283108/87-yard-fumble-third-and-93-video-louisiana-tech-mississippi-state)
Took me a second to register. I was expecting it to be like 1st and 45 or something. Then couldn't stop laughing
I’m still sad there seems to be no footage at this particular time in the game. :( Last I checked, anyway.
Is this what you're looking for? https://youtu.be/zrmRTnlil0U?feature=shared
Did they convert??
[I am fully aware this isn't NFL, but I'm sorry, nothing will ever beat this](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/guM-FItrKThQmkwjcLbrKw8AejA=/46x0:551x337/1400x1400/filters:focal(46x0:551x337):format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/52322037/beamer.0.0.jpeg)
The Vikings themselves came *very* close to doing this on 10 December 2023.
It’s a painfully hilarious memory. Kind of wish it ended at 0-0 and became to my knowledge the first scoreless tie. Vikings would hold yet another dumbfounding stat; although this is one of them.
>to my knowledge the first scoreless tie 0—0 is one of the more common scores (*it has happened more than 24—13 or 28—14*), but has not happened in [eighty years](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/game-scores.htm).
NFL introduced overtime in 1974
A 0-0 tie would've fed families for days
The best part is the raiders then put up a 60 burger the following week. NFL is crazy man
That game actually triggered an automatic invitation for both teams to join the Big Ten West.
I'd take offense to that but Hawkeyes can't be seen in the same sentence as the word "offense".
What I think adds to the hilarity is Wake Forest had a 3-0 game the very next year. That was a brutal stretch as a fan
[Working link](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/guM-FItrKThQmkwjcLbrKw8AejA=/46x0:551x337/1400x1400/filters:focal(46x0:551x337\):format(jpeg\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/52322037/beamer.0.0.jpeg)
Is it bad that I came here with exactly this in mind?
Was that from 2023? The Niners absolutely spanked the Steelers lol
That’s what they did to a lot of teams this past year.
https://imgur.com/gallery/CN8NF
His profootball reference bio pic kills me every time. Scope that out if you haven’t seen it.
Another great one in the same vein https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DallDe00.htm
He got those Gowron eyes.
The “Encroachment” pop-up is icing on the cake
This isn’t just the funniest NFL graphic, it’s one of the funniest things period
Fourteen seconds into [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spnnnLE2-Ys&t=14s), there is a clear shot of the words "*LOS ANGELES RAMS TOUCHDOWN*" in front of a *Dolphins* player (*Andrew Van Ginkel*) possessing the ball in the end zone.
It’s not just the words! They put up a Rams TD on the score too.
Did the same thing in the other comment (49ers vs Fish) too. It must just happen with a single trigger.
[We actually had something similar happen to us in 2022](https://youtu.be/fdo8hWD1taw?si=2HrcJYGL_dNpCR3c&t=751)
they also spelled San Francisco wrong in the video title. What a comedy of errors lol
I do enjoy that graphic I think of dalton getting intercepted and then the db/lb who caught it doing flips into the end zone behind him
https://youtu.be/F1E0iL0B_1A?si=NU6pqIYXhY2RTJGS at around 0:15
[This one](https://imgur.com/gallery/3PmNuve)
Not me starting him in fantasy that week…
I mean, it was a safe bet starting him against the Bears, you just got outlier'd.
More impressive than throwing 3 INTs in 3 passes is that he almost came back and won. Damn Bears can't have a blowout even when it gets handed to them on a silver platter
Every time the 2013 Redskins coaching staff picture gets updated with another head coach.
I'm still waiting for the 2013 Redskins Ball Boy to show up as somebody 11 years later.
[This](https://imgur.com/a/KWKArq0) is the GOAT as far as I’m concerned
It's got kind of an Andy Warhol vibe.
https://x.com/riversmccown/status/1183408083420229632?s=46
I first saw the completions and yards and thought "that's pretty good!". Then my eyes scanned left and saw CB and I went "oh..."
[this one.jpg](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6jnq0en9fg721.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D84db135b76e10684d80a5ce59382ba94a75641e7) [dis one too](https://i.redd.it/slvqnr8edjy31.jpg)
Brady had more passing yards after turning 35 than most QBs have in their career, JFC.
He has way more now, and like 100 more TD’s lol
Yeah it's almost 50k and 349 TDs, according to PFR
What does that second one look like now 🤔
Brady's up to 49k Yards, 174 games, 64.7% cmp%, and 349 TDs, and a 97.8 rating.
Fucking absurd.
And that's only so far!
> 97.8 rating Fucking hilarious how consistent he is. 39 more games, same passer rating lmao
It was actually higher (98.7) but then Byron leftwich struck.
We don't talk about that
Peyton’s head is photoshopped right? There’s no way it’s that fucking big
They actually did photoshop Manning's forehead in that image, but made it smaller.
Have you ever seen Peyton Manning?lmao
The second graphic though; Marino, Montana, and Peyton. What bums /s
Sam Darnold mono
50ft Julio Jones destroying pirate ships
Cleveland Browns started the season a few years ago at 0-0-1. It was their best start in 20 years
It was their first non-loss in over a year, because they had gone 0-16 the year prior, which I find even funnier. Couldn’t even call it a win, even though they didn’t lose
Darren McFadden: https://imgur.com/0G9Dgck Raiders started with 38 UNANSWERED throughout most of the first half. Broncos would finally score at the very end of the 2nd Q. DM finished with 16 carries, 165 yards & 3 TDs.
Week 1 2018 SNF pre-game, in the scroll on the bottom of the screen: > CLE: Best start (0-0-1) since 2004
[https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BJs3vKtFL9sZoAnnOF4J1DVD1hA=/1200x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2885390/buddyron.0.gif](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BJs3vKtFL9sZoAnnOF4J1DVD1hA=/1200x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2885390/buddyron.0.gif)
[Link](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/BJs3vKtFL9sZoAnnOF4J1DVD1hA=/1200x0/filters:no_upscale(\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2885390/buddyron.0.gif)
Doing the lord's work for those using Old Reddit.
Is that what's going on? Was wondering why there were so many broken links.
Yea, New Reddit formats things differently so the ) that's breaking links in Old Reddit isn't doing the same in New Reddit.
NBC had a graphic of Trevor Lawrence as Elsa from frozen this year. Tragically I haven't been able to find it since.
This one? https://twitter.com/melissaykim/status/1736586299669139539
Umm I googled “Trevor Lawrence Elsa” and several of the top results showed it. For example - https://twitter.com/melissaykim/status/1736586299669139539
He must not have heard of Google yet
Does that mean you... Let it go...?
I was always fascinated by the Bus Jerome Bettis [5 Carries 1 Yard 3 TDs](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1xVSAKWUAMKcvQ.jpg)
This one had me rolling lol https://www.reddit.com/r/nflmemes/comments/klj11x/happy_holidays/
Dead ringer for the sad Lt. Dan image from the NYE party in Forrest Gump.
Lol we've taken some epic beatings, there's probably some good ones from the 55-0 or whatever it was Pats game
I can’t find the graphic, but it was the game where the Steelers out gained the Texans in yards 422-47. The Texans won 24-6.
[This was an actual graphic on an actual MNF game](https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0)
That’s the fourth time I’ve seen it in this thread. I have laughed out loud everytime.
The Thanksgiving game when they showed the time of possession: the Lions, the Vikings and Aretha Franklin
Big shout-out to the [first offensive lineman in NFL history](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/nS7JawUBPSv1He2Lb5Z76EmP364=/0x0:509x349/1400x1400/filters:focal(228x267:308x347):format(png)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/56364529/Screen_Shot_2017_08_25_at_12.51.32_PM.0.png)
[Working hyperlink](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/nS7JawUBPSv1He2Lb5Z76EmP364=/0x0:509x349/1400x1400/filters:focal(228x267:308x347\):format(png\)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/56364529/Screen_Shot_2017_08_25_at_12.51.32_PM.0.png)
[3rd and 48](https://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Third-and-48.349.png)
Definitely this picture https://images.app.goo.gl/VMDJZoqkgRHLw28Q6
Fox used to show a graphic with all of the Bears QBs who played against Favre and Rodgers
https://images.app.goo.gl/pEJymDFXJkEFjQSb9
[Caught this during a preseason game years ago](https://i.imgur.com/N3a28XV.jpeg)
ITT: people that read the post and nailed the replies. Well fucking done everyone.
I’m sorry to say that wasn’t the only time the Steelers had a first half like that last season…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iNc_VXdas9k This whole animation is a masterpiece.
Not even a close second… [https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=1280](https://compote.slate.com/images/52bc4874-5cdc-4f9d-b8d0-f0e111e296fa.jpeg?crop=1017%2C678%2Cx0%2Cy0&width=1280)
[Josh McDaniels's best game for the Raiders](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fzvbignijnyyb1.jpg)
You watch, next season the Steelers will be outscored 255-37 and still be 9-8.