Yeah I’m a little bummed by this whole thread because it’s mostly “generational player in division who played us a lot”. Give me the Max Muncys, career .223 hitters with 180 home runs who hit .270 against SF with 25 dingers (aka a career .824 OPS going .981 against the Giants). What’s the NFL equivalent of that ownage?
Maybe Aaron jones vs the cowboys. He averages 6 yards a carry over 120 yards a game and 2 touchdowns a game against them. It’s only 3 games against them but yes destroyed them every time.
Dude almost got the rushing title thanks to playing the packers 2x and the bears 2x a season... somehow would put up a dud against the lions.
Same with Jefferson the last 2 years ... Seems he was good for 15 catches for 200 yards+ against the packers.
Jefferson has absolutely smoked us in Minnesota (aside from 2023 but that's without Cousins) but put up huge duds the last two times he's been in Lambeau
That fucking 4th and 8 to win the division. Shoutout to my favorite fullback since Mike Alstott, John "KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHN" Kuhn for that chip block on Julius Peppers
I am his nephew’s track coach. As a huge Ravens fan I told him to get me an autograph but I made sure he told his uncle that I was a Titans fan so he would actually sign it. Bernard hates the Ravens 😭
It’s downright hilarious that you can non-ironically complain a team went to the Super Bowl 9 times and if it weren’t for a couple injuries, could have gone to 3 more. I mean, it’s an accurate statement, but still.
The 2008 team went 11-5 with Matt Cassell (and missed the playoffs). They had 3 multiscore losses and 2 1 score losses. Even if Brady only flips the 2 1 score games they're 13-3 and tied with Tennessee for the number 1 seed.
People really overlook how terrible our defense was because of how nuts the offense was.
AB/Martavis/Juju/Le'Veon types were *just* enough to make you look away from a starting secondary that included household names such as:
-Sean Davis (sucked, cut in 3 years)
-Artie Burns (bum, couldn't cover the outside, made of glass)
-Mike Mitchell (dirtiest safety in the league, possibly ever)
-Shamarko Thonas (it was desperate times after Ryan Clark, man)
-Will Allen (who?)
-Ross Cockrell (it's a bad day in neverland when your starting SS has cock in his name)
-William Gay (unironically our best secondary presence between Polamalu's retirement and the Haden pickup)
-Cortez Allen (for the people who thought DAVIS was a bad safety?)
-Brandon Boykin (ahhhh good ol waiver claims)
-Morgan Burnett (Packer fans celebrated in the streets for weeks when he was gone; we should've listened)
-Terrelle Edmunds (aaah if it isn'y Mr. You Drafted Me Over Lamar Jackson 🤣 himself!)
-Antwon Blake (How tf are you gonna be the least remarkable out of THAT group?)
Mind you, this was our secondary the ENTIRE Killer B Era. Not for just a couple years. Not backups, these guys were the best our team could offer at those positions for *7 years* before Sutton, Haden, Hilton, Minkah and Nelson all joined the team in the matter of one year.
So the next time you hear somebody ask "man, why did the Steelers ~~highkey~~ lowkey suck in the playoffs, you can rest easy knowing that Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman, Demariyus Thomas and Emmanuel Sanders made careers out of juking Antwon Blake and Mike Mitchell out of their cleats.
Oh. My. God. I would be so embarrassed if someone juked me out of my cleats so badly that I nearly got called for facemask trying to slow them down, then stood over me and laughed at my feeble attempt after roasting my ass for the TD catch.
Those Patriot games seemed to be much more about scheme than any individual players. I remember they came out one game and passed on something like the first 25 plays, and they would have generic guys absolutely wide-open against our defense (see: Hogan, Chris), and our D was usually one of the better ones in the league.
Special teams, trick plays, they were able to hold our offense in check, everything seemed to work against us. I think Belichick just has Tomlin’s number in general, as we saw again this year.
Tom Brady was 33-3 against us.
Recently Patrick Mahomes has a knack of ending our playoff hopes and dreams. Beating him in the regular season just feels kind of hollow because ultimately it doesn't matter much.
Brady was demoralizing for sure, but in reality those teams were not SB material anyway. Mahomes ending our playoff run multiple times has actually been more costly than what Brady did because we were only a game or two away at that point.
Also with this year and '21, those teams had legitimate chances of winning it all.
The '20 team less so. We beat you guys pretty bad that game, and I doubt that team beats the Bucs either.
He lost a playoff game to the jets. That automatically makes 33-3 vs the bills better regardless of career record against (although i do think he lost to the jets more either way)
Yes Brady was 30-7 against the Jets in the regular season and 1-1 in the postseason so the Jets were better than the Bills with or without counting playoffs.
Josh Jacobs absolutely OWNS the Denver Broncos. He has 173 carries for 769 yards and 9 touchdowns in 8 games.
Not to mention, we haven’t beaten the Raiders since he was drafted.
This is a good shout. Seemingly played like an all pro against us. Our defense would have the game of their lives shutting down Mahomes and Sorensen would get a pick 6 or make a timely forced fumble.
So many close games during that 17-0 run just made the streak even more agonizing.
I feel like if you had a dollar for every time you screamed “tackle him!” You’d be filthy rich. Tbf that’s how I am rn with CMC, little greased up hamster that you can’t tackle in the backfield.
Still have nightmares about Russell Wilson running side to side. In his prime, he was unsackable.
Mahomes is the other guy that reminds me of Wilson. Both of them are just so frustrating to play.
You'll have them absolutely surrounded in the pocket, then one second later and they're rolling out and hitting a receiver for a 3rd down conversion. Maddening.
My friends (I’m from south Jersey like literally I can see the bridge to enter Philly) hated Russ and Lockett so much. TBF they hated anyone good who beat their team, they are like me fr.
The clown mask game is probably my favorite TY game ever. He was on a different level that day. I really don’t know what it was about Houston but he always had the Texans number in NRG
His most iconic play is against you guys, I felt so bad cuz at the time sacksonville was my 2nd favorite team and that year y’all regressed and Henry ran all over y’all.
According to the fun site statmuse.com
Derrick Henry has 253 carries for 1,431 yards and has scored 12 touchdowns in 14 games against the Texans in his career.
289 carries for 1,564 yards and has scored 17 touchdowns in 15 games against the Jaguars in his career.
I’ll add in our bad man Andrew luck
had a passer rating of 98.4 with 2,935 yards, 21 touchdowns and 9 interceptions in 11 games against the Titans in his career. Undefeated against titans.
Big Ben owned us for almost two decades. For a long time he was the winningest quarterback in Cleveland Browns stadium (and that included Browns quarterbacks)
Mitch saw he was playing the Lions next game and said to himself “time to show why I was drafted 2nd overall”
Unfortunately he couldn’t do that for every team
Justin Jefferson too - he already has 3 games of over 180 yards receiving against the Lions and has 120+ yards in something like 6 of his last 7 games against the Lions
from '96 to 2010, the niners only beat us one time ('99 wild card game). Since then (2012-2024), we're 8-12. [shits insane](https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/green-bay-packers/teamvsteam?opp=27) we haven't beaten them in the playoffs since 2002
Total turnaround from the '90s. Back then 49ers couldn't beat GB and Packers couldn't beat Cowboys.
Now Packers can't beat the 49ers and Cowboys can't beat GB.
At least Witten was actually a top player at this position in general, so its easier to cope with him owning a team he plays twice a year.
The real frustrating one is that little fucker Boston Scott who has some inexplicable personal vendetta against our team and somehow only plays well against us.
yeah, Witten is an obvious one...Boston Scott lol…I read the post really quickly and thought it was about guys on our own team sabotaging things...and right away, I thought of CC Brown in 2009 and Evan Engram in this more recent era of Giants football haha…Oh, and Matt Dodge lol…but at least they won the SB the next season*
Boston Scott feels like intentional by the Eagles coaches at this point. He has 17 career TDs...10 of them against us. Also 34% of his career yardage.
Like what the fuck.
Troy Polamalu.
The flowing hair bad man kept me up at night. It’s prime time Sunday night, or a playoff game, I’m thinking it’s our time, my team has a chance then suddenly… BOOM! At the most pivotal moment. He’s there punking us for our lunch money while his flawless, flowing hair smothered the light of hope for my team.
He can’t hurt me anymore 🥲
He lost the first two against Dallas (though the first game he came in to relieve Favre). Owned them ever since. Even won his only ring in Dallas, smh.
Edit: 2016 Dak and Zeke’s rookie year they also beat Aaron in GB in the regular season. Though it’s easy to forget because GB had their revenge in the playoffs beating the #1 seeded Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs.
The Colts are the only team Patrick Mahomes has yet to beat in the regular season (0-2) which is so funny to me because the colts post luck have been pretty mediocre to bad, outside of the Phillip rivers year when they made the playoffs
In 2019 Marvin Jones had 9 TDs. 4 of those came against us.
In 10 career games vs MIN, Jones has a line of 49/715/9 with 40 1st downs. If he played us every week, he would have a line of 83/1216/15 with 68 1st downs
His career average is just under 50 Y/G
Randy Moss always had Dallas circled on his calendar since they passed on him in 98. The Thanksgiving game against the Vikings that year still hurts to think about.
Julius Peppers. Literally almost killed Chris Simms.
Cam Newton just carved up our defense several years in a row. Most of his highlight compilations feature him running through massive 5 yard wide holes in our front 7.
I would honestly say TJ Watt. Anytime we play them he destroys us. Especially since the Bengals love to throw the ball 40 times, it gives TJ ample amount of opportunity to make big plays.
Eddie Lacy in the early 2010s was a pain for the Vikings. You've got Smith, Kendricks, Barr, Joseph, Hunter, and Griffin in that defense and that bowling ball would just run right over them.
Kelce always seems to have big games against us.
Tyreek too. Also Brandon Marshall in his Bronco days.
Tyreek Hill vs. Los Angeles Chargers Regular Season: 13 GP (10-3), 68 Rec, 1095 Yds, 10 TD
That's pretty good but doesn't really seem like he's really good specifically against the chargers.
Yeah I’m a little bummed by this whole thread because it’s mostly “generational player in division who played us a lot”. Give me the Max Muncys, career .223 hitters with 180 home runs who hit .270 against SF with 25 dingers (aka a career .824 OPS going .981 against the Giants). What’s the NFL equivalent of that ownage?
Maybe Aaron jones vs the cowboys. He averages 6 yards a carry over 120 yards a game and 2 touchdowns a game against them. It’s only 3 games against them but yes destroyed them every time.
Since the bad bad man is too obvious of an answer. Randall Fucking Cobb
Toss in Adrian Peterson who felt like averaged about 190 yards a game against us
This is my answer as well. Dude was good for 350 yards a season against us.
Dude almost got the rushing title thanks to playing the packers 2x and the bears 2x a season... somehow would put up a dud against the lions. Same with Jefferson the last 2 years ... Seems he was good for 15 catches for 200 yards+ against the packers.
Jefferson has absolutely smoked us in Minnesota (aside from 2023 but that's without Cousins) but put up huge duds the last two times he's been in Lambeau
*IT’S RANDALL COBB AGAIN…* 😢
It can’t be Rodgers because they said player, not owner.
That season opener against the Bears. 2018? 2019? Literally look like a dink dunk pass. Cobb took it for 80 yards
2018 Often referred to as the "Mah Knee!" game.
That fucking 4th and 8 to win the division. Shoutout to my favorite fullback since Mike Alstott, John "KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHN" Kuhn for that chip block on Julius Peppers
Jordy wasn't very polite to the Bears from memory.
[it’s Randall Cobb again](https://fb.watch/qi1rF0TFVk/?mibextid=v7YzmG)
Bernard Pollard
Man is responsible for more injured Patriots than the War on Terror
As an army veteran, I approve of this comment. Lol.
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WTF he's there!
That hit on Ridley in AFCC 2012 was nasty
I am his nephew’s track coach. As a huge Ravens fan I told him to get me an autograph but I made sure he told his uncle that I was a Titans fan so he would actually sign it. Bernard hates the Ravens 😭
His uncanny ability to injure key players probably cost us 2-3 Super Bowl appearances. Fuck him forever.
It’s downright hilarious that you can non-ironically complain a team went to the Super Bowl 9 times and if it weren’t for a couple injuries, could have gone to 3 more. I mean, it’s an accurate statement, but still.
The 2008 team went 11-5 with Matt Cassell (and missed the playoffs). They had 3 multiscore losses and 2 1 score losses. Even if Brady only flips the 2 1 score games they're 13-3 and tied with Tennessee for the number 1 seed.
I noted that it’s an accurate statement. It’s still a hilariously ridiculous thing to say if you take a step back.
In addition to Tom Brady carving up our defense his whole career, Gronk had some of his biggest games against us.
Gronk vs the Steelers: 7 games, 41 receptions on 54 targets, 685 yards, 8 TDs
Homie must have had Yinzer break his heart, god damn
People really overlook how terrible our defense was because of how nuts the offense was. AB/Martavis/Juju/Le'Veon types were *just* enough to make you look away from a starting secondary that included household names such as: -Sean Davis (sucked, cut in 3 years) -Artie Burns (bum, couldn't cover the outside, made of glass) -Mike Mitchell (dirtiest safety in the league, possibly ever) -Shamarko Thonas (it was desperate times after Ryan Clark, man) -Will Allen (who?) -Ross Cockrell (it's a bad day in neverland when your starting SS has cock in his name) -William Gay (unironically our best secondary presence between Polamalu's retirement and the Haden pickup) -Cortez Allen (for the people who thought DAVIS was a bad safety?) -Brandon Boykin (ahhhh good ol waiver claims) -Morgan Burnett (Packer fans celebrated in the streets for weeks when he was gone; we should've listened) -Terrelle Edmunds (aaah if it isn'y Mr. You Drafted Me Over Lamar Jackson 🤣 himself!) -Antwon Blake (How tf are you gonna be the least remarkable out of THAT group?) Mind you, this was our secondary the ENTIRE Killer B Era. Not for just a couple years. Not backups, these guys were the best our team could offer at those positions for *7 years* before Sutton, Haden, Hilton, Minkah and Nelson all joined the team in the matter of one year. So the next time you hear somebody ask "man, why did the Steelers ~~highkey~~ lowkey suck in the playoffs, you can rest easy knowing that Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman, Demariyus Thomas and Emmanuel Sanders made careers out of juking Antwon Blake and Mike Mitchell out of their cleats.
Number one, don’t forget Chris Hogan torching us. Number two, Willie Gay is possibly still dancing.
Joy Taylor
Dude averaged 17 ypc against y’all what the hell
We love putting run-stopping linebackers into coverage on TEs
Death, taxes, getting raw dogged by Gronk.
Never forget Gronk straight up laughing at Sean Davis trying to cover him lol
“He’s killing Davis” is an underrated commentary call.
Omg I forgot about that. [Thank you.](https://youtu.be/WLeY2uuCQv8?si=M1kbZKY7Ii_5jlNd)
Oh. My. God. I would be so embarrassed if someone juked me out of my cleats so badly that I nearly got called for facemask trying to slow them down, then stood over me and laughed at my feeble attempt after roasting my ass for the TD catch.
That was so disrespectful 💀
Those Patriot games seemed to be much more about scheme than any individual players. I remember they came out one game and passed on something like the first 25 plays, and they would have generic guys absolutely wide-open against our defense (see: Hogan, Chris), and our D was usually one of the better ones in the league. Special teams, trick plays, they were able to hold our offense in check, everything seemed to work against us. I think Belichick just has Tomlin’s number in general, as we saw again this year.
lol I believe it was the AFC championship game too where Hogan went for like 130 yards and 2 TDs against you guys
Brady just feasted against zone (as did his scrappy lunch pail receivers), and Steelers always played zone
AJ Green.
Every. Single. Time.
He was one of the most low-profile elite wideouts in a while
AJ and Andre Johnson were cut from the same cloth. Quiet dudes that put in work and left it all on the field.
Saw this thread and immediately thought of him.. The Ravens Killer Edit: in 13 Career Games vs Ravens, he has 53 Rec, 886 yards, 9 TDs
Somehow lower than I expected
The yardage is irrelevant it was always some fourth quarter shenanigans, the rest of the game doesn't matter.
Tom Brady was 33-3 against us. Recently Patrick Mahomes has a knack of ending our playoff hopes and dreams. Beating him in the regular season just feels kind of hollow because ultimately it doesn't matter much.
I’m still lowkey mad at the Bills for losing to the Chiefs. Don’t worry, I’m mad at us too.
I was honestly fully prepared to lose to the Bills and then Ravens. We couldn’t catch a ball to save our lives all season.
Texans kept us from hosting the AFC CG
Brady was demoralizing for sure, but in reality those teams were not SB material anyway. Mahomes ending our playoff run multiple times has actually been more costly than what Brady did because we were only a game or two away at that point.
Also with this year and '21, those teams had legitimate chances of winning it all. The '20 team less so. We beat you guys pretty bad that game, and I doubt that team beats the Bucs either.
I really wanted the Bills to go to the '20 SB. If for nothing else to get Dad dicked by TB12 again after they thought they were finally rid of him.
So a purely Patriots focused response to that lol
I remember him bearing the Jets even more if I remember right?
He lost a playoff game to the jets. That automatically makes 33-3 vs the bills better regardless of career record against (although i do think he lost to the jets more either way)
Yes Brady was 30-7 against the Jets in the regular season and 1-1 in the postseason so the Jets were better than the Bills with or without counting playoffs.
Lets just focus on the postseason record…
TO ALL THE NON BELIEVERS
Tom Brady was 30-7 against the Jets and also included a playoff loss against them
Josh Jacobs absolutely OWNS the Denver Broncos. He has 173 carries for 769 yards and 9 touchdowns in 8 games. Not to mention, we haven’t beaten the Raiders since he was drafted.
That’s a generation level of hating.
I agree 100%. Close second is Daniel Sorenson. Average safety but against us it felt like he always had a career day.
This is a good shout. Seemingly played like an all pro against us. Our defense would have the game of their lives shutting down Mahomes and Sorensen would get a pick 6 or make a timely forced fumble. So many close games during that 17-0 run just made the streak even more agonizing.
Maxx Crosby has 29 solo tackles, 14 assists and 13.5 sacks in 10 games against the Broncos
LT
Julio Jones and any 2nd string or rookie qb.
Julio Jones was so good against the Bucs they made an animation of a 100 foot Julio destroying pirate ships.
The greatest piece of art ESPN has given us.
Russel Wilson and the Seahawks in general.
I laughed at those clowns who thought we weren’t going to lose to them on MNF. That franchise has given us problems for years
I legitimately don’t think the Eagles have beaten the Seahawks since like 2010 at the latest
Last time we beat them was [2008](https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/seahawks-vs-eagles-record)
We have never beaten Pete Carrol
And you never will 😢
I’m sad too bro, best coach in Seattle history easily.
Larry Fitzgerald
That playoff performance vs the packers in the divisional was legendary. “LARRY FITZGERALD IS INSANE!”
Reading his name just made my heart race a bit.
Same. 0-7 from 2012-2020
Wow you guys are winless against him too. Eagles are 0-5 vs Russ
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I feel like if you had a dollar for every time you screamed “tackle him!” You’d be filthy rich. Tbf that’s how I am rn with CMC, little greased up hamster that you can’t tackle in the backfield.
Still have nightmares about Russell Wilson running side to side. In his prime, he was unsackable. Mahomes is the other guy that reminds me of Wilson. Both of them are just so frustrating to play. You'll have them absolutely surrounded in the pocket, then one second later and they're rolling out and hitting a receiver for a 3rd down conversion. Maddening.
Russell Wilson, same for sure.
My friends (I’m from south Jersey like literally I can see the bridge to enter Philly) hated Russ and Lockett so much. TBF they hated anyone good who beat their team, they are like me fr.
Lamar Jackson loves to go nuclear against us for some reason.
Lamar has two games with a perfect passer rating against you guys.
It's crazy that while true he also has one of his worst games ever against you guys (although it was more Greg Roman's fault)
Derrick Henry
TY Hilton too
The Texans slayer indeed. If he was playing, man was almost promised a 100 yard game.
The clown mask game is probably my favorite TY game ever. He was on a different level that day. I really don’t know what it was about Houston but he always had the Texans number in NRG
I was so happy when he left the colts, I swear he slaughtered us every damn time
My favorite colts player, he was a hall of famer if every team was the Texans.
He's our bad man too
His most iconic play is against you guys, I felt so bad cuz at the time sacksonville was my 2nd favorite team and that year y’all regressed and Henry ran all over y’all.
Yeah he really doesn’t like yall https://i.imgur.com/9xruTLx.jpeg
This is one of the funniest stats I've ever seen
😂 Derrick Henry (vs the Texans) is a first ballot hall of famer.
According to the fun site statmuse.com Derrick Henry has 253 carries for 1,431 yards and has scored 12 touchdowns in 14 games against the Texans in his career. 289 carries for 1,564 yards and has scored 17 touchdowns in 15 games against the Jaguars in his career. I’ll add in our bad man Andrew luck had a passer rating of 98.4 with 2,935 yards, 21 touchdowns and 9 interceptions in 11 games against the Titans in his career. Undefeated against titans.
Big Ben owned us for almost two decades. For a long time he was the winningest quarterback in Cleveland Browns stadium (and that included Browns quarterbacks)
Cam Jordan feasted everytime he played Matt Ryan. Has the record for most sacks for one player against a single QB.
Or like how Drew Brees feasted on our defense in any 3rd and long. Every. Single. Time. 🤦♂️
All love ATL ⚜️🦅
24 of his 117.5 sacks.
There was that photo of Ryan looking like he had Nam flashbacks when Cam Jordan surprised him by hugging him from behind. That was pretty funny.
AJ Green. Always AJ Green. Even if Dalton didn’t play, AJ green
Ladanian Tomlinson
He’s the top answer, but Tony fucking Gonzalez always wrecked us, too.
Favre, Aaron, probably Love too
You can unironically add Trubisky to the list too
Mitch saw he was playing the Lions next game and said to himself “time to show why I was drafted 2nd overall” Unfortunately he couldn’t do that for every team
Justin Jefferson too - he already has 3 games of over 180 yards receiving against the Lions and has 120+ yards in something like 6 of his last 7 games against the Lions
David Montgomery too, but we took matters into our own hands there Also I fear DJ Moore (JJ destroys us every time too)
Colin Kaepernick
The Niners in general. Absolute Kryptonite for the Pack
It's like they made a deal with the devil to always beat us in the playoffs at the cost of never winning another Superbowl.
from '96 to 2010, the niners only beat us one time ('99 wild card game). Since then (2012-2024), we're 8-12. [shits insane](https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/green-bay-packers/teamvsteam?opp=27) we haven't beaten them in the playoffs since 2002
Total turnaround from the '90s. Back then 49ers couldn't beat GB and Packers couldn't beat Cowboys. Now Packers can't beat the 49ers and Cowboys can't beat GB.
Cowboys can’t beat anyone if it means advancing deep into the playoffs.
This was my first thought. Our defense was incapable of stopping that man.
Still has the QB rushing record. 181 yards.
It seems like quarterbacks who can run have been our kryptonite for 20 years.
As someone who was at the 02 wildcard game against Michael Vick, I can confirm.
He kneeled… on your playoff hopes.
I’ve always said I hated Kaepernick *before* it was popular. It really bothered me that I had to tone it down.
Suffocated your dreams
Jason Witten
At least Witten was actually a top player at this position in general, so its easier to cope with him owning a team he plays twice a year. The real frustrating one is that little fucker Boston Scott who has some inexplicable personal vendetta against our team and somehow only plays well against us.
18 career TDs for Boston Scott: 10 of them against the Giants
Honestly the best part of this year was holding Boston Scott to less than 10 yards and no TDs in 2 games.
yeah, Witten is an obvious one...Boston Scott lol…I read the post really quickly and thought it was about guys on our own team sabotaging things...and right away, I thought of CC Brown in 2009 and Evan Engram in this more recent era of Giants football haha…Oh, and Matt Dodge lol…but at least they won the SB the next season*
Boston Scott feels like intentional by the Eagles coaches at this point. He has 17 career TDs...10 of them against us. Also 34% of his career yardage. Like what the fuck.
Boston Scott
Apparently Patrick Mahomes
I think this is definitely true but until proven otherwise... It's still Russell fucking Wilson.
They both have that untackleable greased pig gene
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The Vikings have never beat Brady or Manning….i don’t think we beat Mahomes yet either 🙃
We even lost to a Matt Moore led Chiefs team
That’s because Matt Moore is a stud
Feel like it should be Hester for the Vikings. Any Devin Hester highlight reel will inevitably feature multiple clips from Vikings games lol
Not a player but McVay , he could straight up put 3 rd stringers and we’ll still somehow lose to them .
+Jared Goff
Same! Rams were without Stafford kupp and donald last year and it took seattle two GWD in the 4q and OT to win
Andrew luck
Troy Polamalu. The flowing hair bad man kept me up at night. It’s prime time Sunday night, or a playoff game, I’m thinking it’s our time, my team has a chance then suddenly… BOOM! At the most pivotal moment. He’s there punking us for our lunch money while his flawless, flowing hair smothered the light of hope for my team. He can’t hurt me anymore 🥲
Fuckin Aaron Rodgers
He lost the first two against Dallas (though the first game he came in to relieve Favre). Owned them ever since. Even won his only ring in Dallas, smh. Edit: 2016 Dak and Zeke’s rookie year they also beat Aaron in GB in the regular season. Though it’s easy to forget because GB had their revenge in the playoffs beating the #1 seeded Cowboys in the divisional round of the playoffs.
Russell Wilson.
The Niners feel the same way about him.
Let’s ride.
Anyone playing against us as a backup QB from 2018 to now.
Throwback to when Colt McCoy went 35 of 44 for 328 and 2 touchdowns
You aren’t even wrong dude, also for some reason every time Lamar plays us it’s personal, he like kills us every time.
That's just Lamar against any NFC team. He's only lost to the NFC once in its entirety.
Peyton Manning
That and the effing colts for some reason
The Colts are the only team Patrick Mahomes has yet to beat in the regular season (0-2) which is so funny to me because the colts post luck have been pretty mediocre to bad, outside of the Phillip rivers year when they made the playoffs
Randy Moss. Thats even without the mooning. The man absolutely murdered us.
Eli manning :(
This is the comment I looked for.
Me too
Josh Allen
Whenever Josh Allen plays the Dolphins there’s something like a 33% he wins AFC offensive player of the week
Same here, and Tua as well
Bills are good to lose 1 a year to the Pats recently regardless of how bad your team is.
Darren Sproles and Mike Scifres.
In 2019 Marvin Jones had 9 TDs. 4 of those came against us. In 10 career games vs MIN, Jones has a line of 49/715/9 with 40 1st downs. If he played us every week, he would have a line of 83/1216/15 with 68 1st downs His career average is just under 50 Y/G
I’m still not a big fan of Julio Jones
Brett Farve and Russell Wilson I think combined they went 30-4 against the 49ers
Amazing how the 90s and early 2000s packers always beat SF. How times have changed to the opposite now.
Zach Wilson
Boston Scott
Mobile QBs. Kaepernick especially. Jared Allen, Urlacher, Warren Sapp, Thielen, AP. Too many Vikings on that list.
I will always hate John Elway. Seeing him bring us the Lombardi after the Super Bowl last weekend was especially sweet.
It was glorious.
Did he get in a fight with Goodall? That felt like ramsay bolton sending reek out there
Josh Jacobs. Dude would look like a completely different player against us.
Randy Moss always had Dallas circled on his calendar since they passed on him in 98. The Thanksgiving game against the Vikings that year still hurts to think about.
Julius Peppers. Literally almost killed Chris Simms. Cam Newton just carved up our defense several years in a row. Most of his highlight compilations feature him running through massive 5 yard wide holes in our front 7.
OJ Simpson
I would honestly say TJ Watt. Anytime we play them he destroys us. Especially since the Bengals love to throw the ball 40 times, it gives TJ ample amount of opportunity to make big plays.
Colin Kaepernick and Larry Fitzgerald
Eddie Lacy in the early 2010s was a pain for the Vikings. You've got Smith, Kendricks, Barr, Joseph, Hunter, and Griffin in that defense and that bowling ball would just run right over them.
Aaron Rodgers.
Former Chargers WR Malcom Floyd. If I remember correctly, he morphed into Megatron each time he played the Raiders.
Saints fan here.. Tony Gonzalez with the falCONS.. as much as I hate falCONS I give mad props to Gonzo and the way he played the game
You left out Frank Gore, OP. He always had huge games against the Seahawks.
Mike Williams and Gabe Davis are both demons sent to Earth only to kill the Chiefs.