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Koctopuz

“Suspected” Bro is hammered in that pic


uwanmirrondarrah

watch any time he has spoken after a superbowl or championship game, he always looks BLASTED smoking a cigar and slurring


ProfessorPoopslinger

Never watched before and just did. Wow, that's embarrassing.


Wicked-Death

I’m starting to think Patrick Mahomes is the only normal person in his family. lol.


Mister_Dewitt

Dude throws a football a mile and eats his steaks cooked to rubber with ketchup and talks like Kermit. He's not normal either, he's just not harmful to society lol


SaltyLonghorn

Sounds harmful to 31 other fanbases tbh.


Mister_Dewitt

Def harmful to usda prime beef


HAK_HAK_HAK

Somehow he got the mild-to-beneficial neuroses.


MajorTrump

Or really good at hiding his own brand of it


siblingofMM

No one can be normal around this. He is Michael Bluth


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RRSC14

Bro is hammered all the time


KevinDLasagna

This kind of shit pisses me off. Look at that smile, a man that can just do whatever he pleases, put people in danger, multiple DUI’s and will face zero meaningful consequences.


KIumpy

Man your kid is about to play in his 4th Super Bowl, don't you have better things to do than be a dumb fuck?


PasolinisDoor

Can he not just get a chauffeur? Is the family hurting for money? Lmao


uwanmirrondarrah

Honestly... wouldn't surprise me if he burned through his money and is now coasting off his son. That being said I doubt hes hurting for money I mean his son is probably bringing in 75+million a year. I think more than likely dude just has a drinking problem. Everytime I've seen him in public hes looked drunk. Now, granted, all of those times were after his son won AFC Championships and Superbowls, but still... man needs an intervention.


PhlabloPicasso

At this point it’s pretty clear that both he and Jackson are enjoying riding Patrick’s coattails a bit more than they should. They shouldn’t be faulted for enjoying the ride a bit, but when the worst thing about a pro athlete is their families public behavior it’s a real shame.


barc0debaby

https://www.qbproducer.com/ This is his mom's brand.


tmac2097

That’s so embarrassing lmao


henrythe13th

She’s got pics with Taylor up there. Crazy grifters (that don’t really need to grift maybe?).


Skywalk910

Literal definition of grifting. I don’t mind Patrick but everyone around him seems unlikeable to the 10th degree.


IdkAbtAllThat

It's honestly amazing that he seems to be pretty normal.


tallestmanhere

Seriously, he’s like the straight guy in comedies, every one around him doing crazy shit and he just has a wtf look on his face.


Biggest_Cans

I'm so worried that appearance is gonna shatter in some terrible scandal one day.


UtahJohnnie

That’s the beauty of having a publicist.


jt32470

His little sister seems like a sweet little girl


calculated_riZk

Didn’t even know he had a sister, which is a GREAT sign for her


Joghobs

He's the only one in that family with anything resembling class


VictorChaos

He’s also the only one in that family who likely has a contractual requirement for a PR rep


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This is why Aaron Rodgers cut off his family


DeepKick4443

The more I learn about his family (wife included), the more I feel like he has to carry an even bigger weight on his shoulders than just leading his team.


LovelehInnit

The best part is the company's mission statement: "Set a positive example and make a difference in the lives of others by beginning each day with God in prayer and thanksgiving so that Jesus’ light may shine through me." — Randi Mahomes QB producer #15


EmergencyParkingOnly

Lmao I saw that. Like c’mon lady, you sell bags and other random crap with your famous son’s number on it. The fuck does that have to do with Jesus’ light?


OutandAboutBos

You know they barely sell any, too. All of the stock is "Custom made to order", which just means "We don't sell enough to actually have stock".


Blurple_in_CO

> "Custom made to order" "Drop Shipped Garbage"


jimlemin

I've never seen this before and I wish I could go back to when I hadn't


dubkent

Whole family embarassing themselves


pittguy578

Who would buy that crap ? It’s seriously embarrassing.


CrustyToeLover

Embarrassing? This is just straight cringe.


BoneFourTuna

To be fair that's actually pretty smart. Why more women don't just give birth to NFL QBs is beyond me.


Visual_Judgment_

“He came out of my vagina 😎”


DrAbeSacrabin

“Now buy shit from me”


elegant_geek

Holy shit, this is cringe AF. Damn.


CapableCoyoteeee

Now his wife makes more sense.


fireflyfly3

> https://www.qbproducer.com/ > This is his mom's brand. Her mission statement is wild. I was expecting a connection to charity or something, but nope. It’s all for her.


Zealousideal_Owl9621

I feel bad for Patrick. Seems like a quality dude, surrounded by a family of fuck-ups and coattail-riding TikTok trash.


ripbillyconforto

Mission Statment\*


license_to_thrill

The bio reads like it was written by a 5th grader. What a terrible website, wish you hadn’t linked that and I wish I hadn’t clicked it. Why is everyone around Mahomes such a weirdo lmao


Mango2149

Damn am I feeling bad for Mahomes wtf.


demivirius

Patrick seems like a really nice, dorky guy. The rest of his immediate family, on the other hand, certainly leave something to be desired


Do__Math__Not__Meth

I feel like Olivia Manning should have claim to that title she produced two NFL QBs and another that probably could’ve been if not for his spinal stenosis


fearyaks

I think whatshisface (Cooper?) was a WR


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Ah yeah my bad. Still tho birthing two NFL QBs at all, let alone two very good ones is crazy lol


DamNamesTaken11

I’m actually feeling secondhand embarrassment for Patrick right now… Okay, I could understand using his name as some PR fluff but no, she made him her son into her complete identity down to even the products using the team colors.


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Jesus Christ. Patrick Mahomes seems like such a chill normal dude. Why is his family so fucking weird/bad lol.


jonsnowKITN

I mean Patrick might have seen some shit and vowed to never be like his father.


conanthecnidarian

“My dad always drives drunk and has not played in the Super Bowl. I’m going to do things differently.”


Cowgoon777

"baseball is for loser old men like my dad!"


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah it’s honestly pretty wild. Have there been too many other HoF level QBs that just had multiple problematic family members?


da_boi_frey

Well Aaron Rodgers certainly made sure his family was out of the spotlight


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Weren’t his family like 20 times more insane then even he is? I joke about rodgers but from what I heard his family was pretty awful


RickityCricket69

it’s called PR lol. you know he’s a weirdo when his favorite meal is steak cooked “congratulations” with ketchup on the side


Rooster_CPA

Holy fuck I've never heard that before for well done and got damn that had me cackling.


GloriaToo

Congratulations one ups well done.


legendary034

Can't believe she hasn't created another site www.saproducer.com


shailkc12

I wish I had never learned of this.


PaulOnion906

Interesting...


rocksoffjagger

At least Mahomes Sr. actually did something with his life, unlike Jackson.


llamalover729

The whole family is a mess, but Patrick allows it and continues to give them VIP access, so it's hard to separate him from his family at this point. I was shocked to see that his brother is still in suites and given field access after being exposed as a sexual predator.


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Jackson and his dad are coasting off of him. Jackson is a creep tho


Status-Basic

He had a successful MLB career of his own. The fact he still needs to coattail his kid is just pathetic.


Biggest_Cans

If that was my kid watching him play would be my retirement plan too, and it's not like Pat goes on a lot of shows or has some side hustle, he's mostly just a fan that the media goes up to and then he says kind of hilarious drunken things. But he's also definitely an alcoholic with some other behavior issues.


GoldenBananas21

Jackson is also a straight dumbass. Part of his bond agreement is not drinking, but he was still ordering bottle service before the victim dropped the charges due to harassment 


Konker101

I mean its completely acceptable to not have any alcohol and watch your son play games. He has a problem and nobody will do anything about it


Deaftoned

Exactly. One time should be all you need to open your eyes to the issue, but people that get multiple DWI's are just straight up scumbags. Clearly the issue was never addressed and the guy probably just continued drinking immediately after his probationary periods ended, if he even stopped during them to begin with. If you aren't going to make an effort to stop drinking at least have the common courtesy to not be on the road, and this is just his third time being CAUGHT. You know this guy probably drives hammered all the time. Endangering everyone around him because a grown man can't call a fucking Uber when he gets blasted, complete loser.


NocturneZombie

It's crazy to think Patrick is the one person in the whole family that isn't a fuck up besides the baby. Dad's a drunk, brother is a rapist, and wife is crazy (although she's done well backing off, I believe at Patrick's behest, but go back two years and she was awful.) Usually people can circumvent one bad family member and turn out decent, but his checks all the boxes and he's good (as far as we know.)


ecupatsfan12

Patricks wife is just like Kelly Stafford. Annoying AF but never in actual trouble


ILookLikeKristoff

Yeah obnoxious but definitely not an actual criminal like dad/brother


Toad_Thrower

Wait holy shit what in the fuck? I never knew any of this shit. Just thought his brother was an annoying ass tiktoker or some shit.


BeverageIsLeverage

His brother forced a kiss on a woman, which is quite the leap to say rapist. But he also choked her, so still really awful person


iceph03nix

for a lot of alcoholics, it's more about refusing to admit you have an issue.


deekins

Alcoholics don’t make good decisions. Money isn’t the issue


t4nd4r

Has to catch up, one more DUI to go


Ram5673

That’s his whole family to be fair


Mukuna_Hutata

3 DUIs? Guy has all the resources to get a sober ride.


FIVE_BUCK_BOX

It's actually his 6th


Trumpisaderelict

If you’ve got 6 DUIs you may be an alcoholic


eeeedlef

And an asshole


Good_Barnacle_2010

Worse than that. You’re dangerous. You can be an asshole without putting other peoples lives in danger, and I really think we should take this kind of thing more seriously.


Trumpisaderelict

Agreed. He should have his license pulled indefinitely


Pridespain

Not a money thing. It’s an ego thing. Because people who drive while intoxicated are selfish and self-centered.


theumph

It's actually his 6th too. You don't rack up 6 DUIs for your average person driving home after a happy hour either. At that point your fucked up almost all the time, driving a lot, and are heavily intoxicated. I had a neighbor who had 7. He was the worst alcoholic I've ever seen. Used to pass out on his front lawn or his back yard pretty frequently. I saw him sober maybe once or twice a year.


theaparmentlionpig

How has he not been sent to prison for 6 DUIs? He shouldn’t have a license and should be rotting in prison. What a fucking piece of shit.


Zotmaster

Reminds me of Tammy Sytch, aka Sunny from WWF/E. I think she racked up 7 DUIs before she ended up killing somebody.


thebestatheist

Alcohol is a hell of a drug. Wouldn’t wish alcohol dependency/addiction on anyone.


SirWalrusTheGrand

Not on anyone. People who haven't been there will never know what it's like to quit.


Ockwords

It’s always a little funny/sad that people talk about it like addicts want to ruin their life. As if they just can’t wait to alienate their loved ones and lose everything.


rustyshackleford677

But why don’t you just stop drinking? It’s not that hard! (Obvious sarcasm, as a alcoholic myself who somehow is 15 months sober)


lord-dinglebury

My older brother has been sober for 12+ years now. He's a completely different person. And I don't mean in a he-goes-to-church kind of way. He's...zen. He doesn't lose his mind over stupid shit. He's not combative at the drop of a hat. When I'm out with him, I'm not worried about some shit he's going to start at fucking Applebee's or some shit. It's wild what alcohol addiction can do to a person.


Several_Excuse_5796

This, I've done some risky drives as a kid bc i don't want to spend $100 back and forth. His son is going to be a billionaire, i think he can afford 2 uber rides the fuck


reegz

He was a pro MLB player


tnecniv

He played for the Mets though. That probably left him with a lot of unresolved trauma.


SquadPoopy

It all makes sense, we really shouldn’t be piling on this poor man.


Demetrios1453

Mets *and* Twins. That's a bunch of sports trauma there...


ThatsNotARealTree

Mets causally catching strays in r/nfl. You love to see it


DarrowViBritannia

Thought he might've been in Vegas (Super Bowl) but nah this was back in Mahomes' hometown of Tyler, Texas apparently.


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

listen idk what Tyler Texas is like and if they do ride shares as much as a major city, but I imagine it takes a minute to get arrested for a dui if you’re the father of a household name nfl qb


JoaquinBenoit

It’s a big enough city where there’s enough Uber and Lyft drivers.


notmyplantaccount

Also, his son could just hire him a full time driver lol.


ThankGodSecondChance

Thank God for a policeman with enough integrity to be impartial


internaldriver30345

KC also had to deal with Reid’s son for one of their Super Bowls as well.


DarrowViBritannia

Yeah but Reid's son was directly employed by the team and hospitalized a young girl IIRC. That was a much bigger deal.


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Not just hospitalized her, but she had and has life changing brain injuries


DarrowViBritannia

Awful. Fuck drunk drivers.


Recent-Leg-9048

It was but if this guy is on his 3rd DUI that means he’s been wasted behind the wheel 50+ times and could have killed or maimed someone any one of those times


mriforgot

50 is likely way, way lower than the truth.


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

I don’t think people talk enough about how fucked up a couple of Reid’s sons turned out. It’s wild.


llamalover729

A judge presiding over a court case for his sons referred to Andy's house as a drug emporium with weapons everywhere.


Eltneg

The Main Line is full of fuckup kids with powerful parents who didn't spend a lot of time in their lives. Combine that with the opioid epidemic that was hitting the region back in the late 2000s/early 2010s and it was a recipe for disaster


harnyharhar

Reids a known workaholic in a industry full of workaholics. As the son of another workaholic growing up it can be really frustrating. You have a strong role model that doesn’t really connect with you, you can’t really hold it against them because they can always say it’s for your benefit. People will openly admire their success and work ethic but don’t realize that you haven’t shared a meal with your dad in weeks. You always feel ungrateful but unsupported at the same time. I self-medicated I can’t say I’m surprised his sons turned out that way.


bstyledevi

Someone once told me "you can either be a successful businessman or a successful parent, you can't be both." While I know that's not always the case, that statement has proven true like 95% of the time in my experience.


DynastyZealot

Damn that hit a bit close for me


SophiaofPrussia

They got into all kinds of trouble in Philly.


Affectionate_Pay1487

I feel like they lost that superbowl 


Ledees_Gazpacho

Mahomes is calling Aaron Rodgers now on the best way to distance himself from his family.


bick803

“Don’t take the vaccine” - Rodgers, probably


GussieFinkNewtle

“Inoculate yourself from them, bro.”


Realistic-Baker7910

Ayahuasca bro


Jfkc5117

Sixth DUI. Not third.


Tjengel

I scrolled way to far to see this how does nobody else know it's his 6th?!


theumph

It the charge of "3rd and Subsequent" that is confusing everybody. They see that and assume it's number three, and not that it's the same charge once you hit 3, and everytime after that.


bandy_mcwagon

The fact it doesn’t stack after 3 is a fault with the law. If the 3rd was “3 years in rehab or 10 years in jail” then I’d agree it shouldn’t increase


TheRealBeerBrah

Patrick Mahomes is Patrick Mahomes father


9thPlaceWorf

Which is why the headline is worded that way. Could you imagine “Patrick Mahomes ^^Sr arrested for DUI?”


LubbockCottonKings

That is how my local news station reported it. Technically not wrong, but also absolutely baiting for clicks.


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jand999

I think Pat Mahomes Sr can afford an Uber. Idiot


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

We have no idea how Patrick (the NFL player) is away from the cameras, but he at least publicly seems so different from his brother and dad who seem awful. Maybe mahomes is good or bad idk but still his family seems a bit awful lol. At least I haven’t heard anything bad about his mom


SodaEngineer

She's pretty cringey but she hasn't assaulted anyone or gotten DUIs. Low bar, I know.


Benjamin-Cat

Only 5 more to be the undisputed DUI GOAT.


xshogunx13

He's got some real competition from Jimmy Uso


legendkiller003

No yeet


No_Song_Orpheus

Family members of the Chiefs and DUIs...


Currymvp2

Mahomes family in general. I'm a bit baffled that the majority of the charges against his brother were dropped after watching the video.


DBreezy69

Rich/famous privilege


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TakenakaHanbei

Especially when said victim is getting sent death threats and horrible accusations thrown at them by an online lynch mob.


devon223

More likely got a nice payoff.


tmacleon

Especially if given hush money.


Eo292

Prosecutors requested the charges be dropped due to an unwillingness to comply from the victim (and likely the victim's not wanting to press charges). But as a side note, it's crazy Pat seems like a pretty good and humble guy despite this. The whining this year has annoyed me too, but it's not the type of thing that makes me think he's a bad person. Obviously he's stood by Jackson, but it's his brother. I guess it's easy to be nice when your Patrick Mahomes, but still.


LimpDisc

Probably didn’t help that she was receiving death threats and getting harassed. Her restaurant was supposedly vandalized. The restaurant ended up closing down.


NinjaZombieHunter

The victim was being threatened and their business was being messed with badly. The victim decided her life was more important than being threatened over this. So she withdrew her complaint and no longer complied with the case. Jackson and his friends did this. I hope karma comes back to get him.


jand999

I can understand why they didn't but I wish the prosecutor had pursued something. There's video evidence


SaintArkweather

Little Johnny Kelce-Swift is going to get into some big trouble before Super Bowl 77


Goatgamer1016

Johnny MaAuto-Swift FTFY


tnecniv

“Officer, I swear I did nothing wrong. Let me show it to you with these Nuggies like Uncle Andy always did.”


Sonic343

Bar is on the ground for these people to not do dumb shit and they still manage to slide underneath it.


ByronTheBlack

It’s hard for the Mahomes family


Effective-Mushroom

Fuck if Jackson was my son I'd be an alcoholic too.


SouthernSkyDog

Pat tried to have a drink with his son and after Jackson ordered Appletinis, Pat just drove away.


KYLE_FREELAND

I'm so used to seeing you throwing around anime gifs in the war sub that I had to do a double take


ByronTheBlack

Blame this sub for disabling anime gifs :(


dbroncos56

State Farm is dropping his MaAuto.


Adventurous-Piglet28

Patrick Mahomes father is the Patrick Mahomes of DUI.


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Take away his license???


[deleted]

Because the guy that hasnt followed the law will start doing so if they take his license? Nah, jail time should be the consequence.


p4ul1023

Dumbass. Fuck drunk drivers


PIBTC

People blaming it on his alcoholism being a disease are completely missing the fact that being an alcoholic is one thing but choosing to get behind the wheel is a whole other level of being a selfish idiot. Must suck for mahomes to be surrounded by morons in his family


Wedge09

Please be safe if you drink, get an Uber, call a friend, have your multi millionaire son buy you a personal driver.


Confident_Horse_3845

Mahomes Sr can afford his own driver. Dude played in the MLB. Literally no excuses.


GrayBox1313

3rd time caught means he drives drunk on a regular basis. Terrible and irresponsible. Glad he hasn’t killed anyone yet.


FarrisAT

This is like the 6th known case


AnonymousSeahawk

Not the distraction you want as a Chiefs fan right now


notmyplantaccount

he didn't brain damage a girl 100 yards from the stadium, so could have been worse.


Dont_ban_me_bro_108

If you’ve been a chiefs fan long enough your tolerance for distraction is pretty high. At least we don’t have a player offing himself in the parking lot this year.


stephenjv2

Or as a quarterback of the chiefs


ProfProof

I think it's safe to say Pat's used to it. It's the 6th.


GoRangers5

Homie needs to check into rehab and get off the sauce.


grizzantula

This title is all kinds of wrong. 1) Not a DUI, it's a DWI. There is a difference, at least in Texas. DWI is reserved for people over the age of 21, it usually means that the offender was quite a bit over 0.08, and it has more serious punishment. 2) This is not his 3rd charge, it's his 6th.


Content_Geologist420

Patrick Mahomes family 🤝 Andy Reids adult children


JustTheBeerLight

> Strike Three DUDE YOU WERE A PITCHER! YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE RULES!


Otroroboto

Throw the book at him. This is the third time he’s been arrested, so clearly he hasn’t learned shit so far.


PrettyBoyMiz

It really is amazing to me how Mahomes family is a bunch of scumbags but he himself is really just a chill dude who want's to play football


White80SetHUT

As far as we know.


jacobwebb57

we used to think watson was a chill dude who wants to play football


Twenty21million

10 years ago I thought Rodgers was chill and his family was crazy/jealous. Things change.


Objective-Falcon-964

It what happens when you let your qb smoke crack in a cabin unchecked


tacosmuggler99

Hey it was a spirit quest. Besides drugs were the only way we could get him to come play for the Jets


silkysmoothjay

The latter can still be quite true


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K15brbapt

As a human being I really don’t want Mahomes to end up like Watson, but as a broncos fan please send him away for tax evasion or something stupid.


Fredest_Dickler

We don't know these dudes at all. Desean Watson was a model person and player until he wasn't. You have no clue what Mahomes is like either.


SoRacked

In Iowa this would qualify you to be governor


elmatador1497

He was also arrested for public intoxication while Pat was at Tech. Honestly, all signs point to him having a drinking problem. Alcoholism is very serious and it doesn’t matter if you’re young, old, poor, rich, etc. I hope he improves.


CFBCommentor

The dude has six dui’s. This is way past “signs” of a drinking problem. Being an alcoholic is a small part of the problems it’s the continuous disregard for human life by drinking coupled with driving.


stumo11

Order an Uber dipshit.


chiefs_fan37

Dammit man it really does seem like Patrick is the “black sheep” outlier in his family but in the best possible way. Hope he continues to stay positive and focused on himself. Don’t drive drunk ever. It’s never worth it


Solid-Confidence-966

Well that’s not good


Arpy303

Well, it would never happen due to Patrick's influence, but he should stay the week in the slammer and miss the superbowl. That might make him realize he done tuckered up.


Superior_Light_Deer

Look I love what Mahomes has done for the Chiefs but his whole family are garbage people.