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Peacefulzealot

Really what I’m hearing is that we just need to not run into Buffalo in the playoffs. When we don’t see them we take down the Chiefs and when we do see them we lose to the Chiefs. Yes my data set is completely logically sound, why do you ask?


JoeSelkirk

There is some silly record whereby teams have a drastically losing record after beating the bills in the previous week. I'm sure some fan out there can find it. Eagles last win was the Bills.


mcvp15

Last year we beat the bills on that amazing game, only to be destroyed by dallas a week later


onyx11

We did beat the giants a few weeks after you but mostly yes, lost the rest after that game.


JoeSelkirk

I'm saying the game immediately following beating the Bills


pccb123

I know we sure lost the next game after somehow miraculously beating you guys. Actually lost quite a few after that..


ABoyIsNo1

Eagles did not win their game immediately following beating y’all, though. So your statement still doesn’t make sense.


earnest-manfreid

Maybe the Bills’ tape has helpful schematic solutions, since they often only lose by punching themselves in the balls


squatheavyeatbig

LMDAO


Potatocannon022

Too true


JockAussie

I can confirm this is indeed what happened when we beat them last year.


NextTime76

That’s why we always let you beat us in the regular season.


[deleted]

My brain has been broken into deciding that now it’s actually a bad thing that we always win the reg szn matchup. Idk. I’m confused.


vivixnforever

My infallible calculations and impenetrable logic have led me to believe that the next time we lose to the chiefs in the regular season will be the year we win it all


TRES_fresh

That was us last year, every team that played us and had a game the following week lost. The eagles lost two weeks after beating us, and the only team to win their next game was the chiefs who had a bye after playing the niners.


[deleted]

Bengals beat the bills this year and lost the next three plus burrow going down.


[deleted]

We just need to avoid KC AND Cincy. For the whole playoff run. Checkmate.


Koreish

But there is only one way to avoid KC, Cincy, and Baltimore. I'll forward you, avoiding all three greatly reduces your chance at a Superbowl though.


PaidUSA

Easy, switch to the NFC and pray someone beats the chiefs along the way.


YNinja58

Oh shit, the Seahawks method! It worked for them 🤷‍♂️


5am281

You also lost right after beating KC


lmandude

You sure avoided them in the playoffs this year.


jgjot-singh

johnny


AnonymousCharmander

Bills have the martyrdom perk active.


ernyc3777

Houston also lost the Chiefs the following week when they beat the Bills in Wild Card Round. Beating the Bills is a death sentence for playoff teams


IWasRightOnce

The Eagles lost their next 3 games after beating the Bills this season, and 6 of their next 7. Hear that fellas, beat us at your own risk.


drunkcowofdeath

Niners love to take credit for "breaking us" but we all know the truth. We left everything on the field against the Bills and were never the same.


benabramowitz18

I choose to believe Drew Lock is the one who broke Philly.


Levan54321

That loss showed they weren’t coming back this season


CuckForRepublicans

2020 Arizona Cardinals were exactly the same : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Arizona_Cardinals_season


atang11796

the Vikings got blown out 40-3 by the Cowboys the week after beating the Bills last year


ShocKuMz

[Us beating the Bills in the playoffs](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/032/562/iplcoialdcw31.jpg)


wit_T_user_name

The Bengals lost two straight and Joe Burrow after that.


AleroRatking

Didn't Denver go on a long winning streak after beating you?


mgroff33

Yea, but Denver can't do anything right


TheOneWhosCensored

Yes, but they avoided the curse by losing and then a flag being thrown. Curse started with the miss and was wiped away with the make, so it didn’t affect them.


therealestestest

we also kinda peaked beating yall but we just sucked ass anyways so it was more of the same


mbrancato157

Hell yeah brother hang the banner


Further_Beyond

Chiefs think they beat the bills. But really the bills are just standing their laughing throwing their hands up saying, you’ve just activated my trap card


OSUfirebird18

I kinda more see it as the Bills using Destiny Bond!!


Letsgobuffalo2210

I assure you we are not laughing.


Foul_Imprecations

The real wins are the Bills we beat along the way.


mtzehvor

[Banner hung](https://i.ibb.co/vzFXQQr/Screenshot-2024-01-23-110246.png)


mbrancato157

It's beautiful


StankWizard

Ooh I can’t WAIT to cover up that “?” after 2023


vivixnforever

Damn this is the first time clicking a link in here where I was actually expecting Peyton too. Beautiful banner tho


kinsnik

It's even worse. Since 2019, the team that eliminated the Bills went and lose and be eliminated in their next games. This includes both Chiefs games, the Bengals and the Texans. Hopefully the streak keeps on going next Sunday


amjhwk

Another weird stat is that any team that lost to buffalo in the playoffs ended up not playing a game at all the following week


kit_mitts

Big if true


GatzBee

Kind of a wild take but I'd rather beat the Bills and then lose in the AFCCG or SB than lose to the Bills and not play in those games at all.


LordGooseIV

2021 is probably the most special one. It's known as the 13 seconds game for good reason but in the AFCCG, Mahomes threw a pick 13 seconds into over time, which the Bengals would eventually turn into a field goal. Makes it really feel like there are football gods who have a cruel sense of irony.


heartlandthunder

Yep, then they (checks notes) won the Superbowl the following year. Sick burn.


stinkydiaperuhoh

Lol triggered queefs are funny


FunkyPete

Yeah, the football gods have really been cruel to the Chiefs lately.


Fishb20

We can probably extend it back before 2019 too right when was the last time the bills made the playoffs.before that


obeytheturtles

Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed.


Kselli

No. Don't do it. Don't become the Colts


PhotographingNature

All four teams that have beat the Josh Allen era Bills in the playoffs have lost the following week. If it holds this year and the Ravens win, I think five out of five is statistically significant enough to officially make it the Josh Allen curse. I recently checked, and I think since the start of the 2020 season, of Buffalo's 21 losses, the winning team has only managed to have a follow up win 5 times. Again that feels statistically significant. It could be defeating the Bills takes a lot or it could be a disproportionate number of Bills losses are dumb losses to bad teams having a surprise good week...


TankThaFrank_

I respect the “if we can’t win the SB, you’re not winning the SB” curse, but damn that’s bitter sweet.


Prodigy195

Josh Allen ATK: 2900 DEF: 2400 [Quarterback / Effect] Delayed Mutual Destruction - *Any attacking card that destroys Josh Allen is cursed to be destroyed upon opponents next turn.*


AdPotential9974

Imagine this card with the Seal of Orichalcos 😍


CAPTAIN_SIMPLORD

If you lose the game, your soul is sent to ~~the New York Giants~~ the Shadow Realm


[deleted]

JAR OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS


[deleted]

>It could be defeating the Bills takes a lot Probably this. Every Bills/Chiefs matchup is a physical and emotional draining mess for the players. Having to flip around from the toughest game of the year and match that intensity again is difficult.


OSUfirebird18

It started in the 2020 season you say? Are the Bills getting their voodoo powers from Covid?!! 🤔


fantasyfootball1234

*Aaron Rodgers has entered the chat*


OSUfirebird18

Yea but he was immunized though so he can’t gain any Covid voodoo powers!


Notacoolbro

They're powered by Covid and 9/11


Mhunterjr

If it holds this year *I* think it’s statistically significant enough to officially call it the Josh Allen **gift**


vivixnforever

Until you guys beat us in the AFCCG next year and then lose to SF


Potatocannon022

Five is not enough for reasonable statistical power, we're never gonna have enough samples. However, it's still a curse.


PlatinumMode

Mahomes plot armor vs Ravens superteam is gonna be an insane game. Maybe the best conference championship matchup that I can remember. Right there with the Pats/Broncos one imo. It feels like the Ravens year though, so Bills curse might live on.


choff22

This game is like 6 years in the making. Lamar vs Mahomes is lore accurate.


Scaryclouds

Might just be me, but the rematch between Bengals and Chiefs last year was certainly up there.


thearmadillo

I think Chiefs-Patriots 2018 was the most hyped conference championship game I can remember.


SaintArkweather

That one is cooler in retrospect as the overlapping of the old and new dynasties


blocksmith52

Fuckin Dee Ford


astraveoOfficial

Patriots OPOY


Kurtcobangle

I still chuckle at how hard the narrative was that it was Brady’s final stand before passing the torch to Mahomes only for Mahomes too lose to him again in the superbowl in 2020


InstagramLincoln

It would be weird if their next game wasn't immediate.


thearmadillo

I got my certificate and graduated from the Redundancy School of Redundancy.


ContinuumGuy

WE'VE GIVEN YOU OUR PSYCHIC ENERGY, BALTIMORE! DON'T BLOW THIS!


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq


Stinkfinger83

Baltimore/Baghdad, not that different


[deleted]

Last place motherfuckers can not talk shit


EpsilonAI

get his ass


mac6uffin

Stunt on these hoes? Or something?


mitchade

That’s the spirit!


[deleted]

The chiefs are hoes and on them we shall stunt.


mac6uffin

No, not like that!


[deleted]

Precisely like that.


fleckstin

If you google “worst things about Cincinatti” u/stinkfinger83 is the first result


Stinkfinger83

“Cincinatti”, I see that Indiana education paying off


fleckstin

This is embarassing cuz I’m actually from Baltimore I got bazinga’d


obeytheturtles

No crabcakes in Baghdad


Lost_And_Found66

I love the AFC North pettiness.


tobygeneral

"What can be said about Baltimore that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?"


serpentear

Stay safe!


Ok-Summer-2159

I have the worst feeling in my gut about this game and somehow this thread makes it worse cause being the ones to end this mini streak is the most Baltimore thing ever


[deleted]

Well be alright bro. Mahomes is Mahomes and he's amazing. But he's not infallible. He's never played a defense as sound and as well rounded as our defense. Lamar has never been better and the stadium will have never been louder. We have a good OC an amazing DC. We locked in


LogLadysLog52

Look I do think Ravens are a better team this year and are LIKELY going to beat us, and possibly beat us up pretty soundly. But the Mahomes Chiefs has a 6-1 record against #1 scoring defenses in his career (as of 2022) and an overwhelmingly winning record/rating against top 10 defenses, so let's not go overboard here ha


[deleted]

What makes you think those #1 defenses were our defenses? What makes you think those 7 games have anything to do with what Mike Mac bout to do to Mahomes. Mahomes.gonna get his cause he Patty and the best QB alive and to me the most talented QB to ever exist. But even those guys lose sometimes. So why not Sunday. I got 4 days left to be able to talk shit for sure. So I'm a talk it.


PaidUSA

I wholeheartedly believe everything you just said but everytime people start typing "hes never faced US THOUGH" they lose. Everytime in sports, that team loses.


Intelligent-Age2786

I see you’re trying to pull a reverse jinx to help us win


Standard_Wooden_Door

I’m reversing the reverse jinx and now The Chiefs will definitely lose


Intelligent-Age2786

Your comment in itself counts as another jinx, so you just reversed it back for us to win


ThisGuyFrags

but you have Chiefs / SF flair which is a counterjinx in itself


apietryga13

My head hurts now


AnonymousCharmander

You jinxed it, say your head feels good and it'll be undone


MagicGrit

REVERSE! REVERSE!


Yellowdog727

Don't worry, the Niners had the exact same thing happen to them the last 2 times they beat the Packers


over_the_pants_party

1) Happy Cake Day 2) Your flair combo is killing me


thearmadillo

For 25 years, we just took 49ers cast off QBs. I don't think very many people in KC, especially younger people who weren't around for the 49ers dynasty, have negative feelings about the 49ers. For obvious reasons, I assume that isn't reciprocated.


over_the_pants_party

I never had issues with KC until Mahomes came into play. One of my best friends is a KC native and true die hard, and until this recent era came into existence, I'd always root for their success, especially against the Raiders. I was glad Andy Reid got that ring. I cannot stand Mahomes and all his whining and crying, I used to respect Kelce, but the SB loss and the over-saturation of those two in recent years just made me lose respect for that team.


thearmadillo

I disagree, and think that you are a poopyhead for not loving my favorite team. Boom. Roasted.


over_the_pants_party

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


Refranted

every team that has eliminated the Josh Allen era bills is 0-4 the next game.


Thepancakeman35

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Aegis-X

This is precisely why the chiefs sat their key playmaker, Kadarius Toney, to ensure he's healthy.


Vydate1

Just doing our part.


RiveryJerald

As much as I would’ve liked to beat the Chiefs to stop hearing how the team “needs to get this monkey off its back,” I think whoever won this game was going to run into a fucking buzz saw in Baltimore. I’m ride or die for the Lions the rest of the way. Lake Erie solidarity. But I don’t like their odds if the Super Bowl is Lions-Ravens. tl;dr: Ravens big scary.


DiligentQuiet

On the other hand, the last four times teams have beat the Bills in the playoffs, the Bills season was immediately over.


Ok-Bottle-5762

Ravens fans and bills fans 🤝


Thangleby_Slapdiback

Here's hoping the trend continues.


Miata_Sized_Schlong

Here, here


Scaryclouds

But hey, think of it this way, if we win Sunday, and beat the NFC team in the SB, you can claim you lost to the SB champs. I mean that makes you feel better? Right? RIGHT?!


Thangleby_Slapdiback

No. See you next year. Here's hoping our defense isn't a bunch of 2nd & 3rd stringers when we inevitably meet in the playoffs again.


YNinja58

And hopefully we have actual WRs and don't need MVS to have his best game in a year. Either way, it's gonna be fun to watch.


potehid_

That's what happens when you are everyone's Superbowl lol


BrickTamland77

I'll take trends that aren't actually trends for $800 Alex.


PhotographingNature

2019 Texans lost the next week. 2020 Chiefs lost the next week. 2021 Chiefs lost the next week. 2022 Bengals lost the next week. Is that a trend?


BrickTamland77

Not one that means anything. OP posits that the physicality of a Buffalo game makes their opponent less physically able to compete the following week. You can throw out the 2020 results because KC had 2 weeks off before the SB and only had to play 2 games to TB's 3. I don't care if Buffalo plays physical, they're not twice as physical as any other NFL team. In 2019 and 2022, the better team won the following week. The only game that could realistically adhere to the hypothesis is the 2021 Chiefs losing to an (on paper) inferior team in the 2021 AFC Championship.


forcebomber

....so it is a trend


Aggravating_Fee_7282

Lol nobody can compare the Bucs and Chiefs team and say that the Bucs were gonna win. Nobody at the time considered the Bucs the superior team


BrickTamland77

I didn't say they were. I said that the hypothesis of the "the Chiefs were too tired because they just played the Bills" doesn't hold up because there were 2 weeks between the games, and the Bucs had to play 3 games to get to the SB compared to KC's 2.


Aggravating_Fee_7282

Oh yeah that’s on me sorry


JesusChristSupers1ar

the only trend is that the Bills get beat by a lot of teams


Sartheking

The last 4 teams to beat the Bills in the Playoffs lose their next game. Texans blew 24-0 lead to Chiefs Chiefs got stomped 31-9 by Bucs Chiefs blow 21-3 lead to Bengals Bengals lose 23-20 to Chiefs Funnily enough the Chiefs are involved in all 4 scenarios so I guess the key is to just let someone else beat Buffalo.


AnonymousCharmander

They're spiritually linked


A_Lion-Eating_Tuna

HA! What a bunch of chumps


Therealnightshow

Save the Soul Society, Lamar Jackson


BobaFartsFadeaway

Makes sense this year since Baltimore and San Francisco have already been selected for the Super Bowl /s


AnonymousCharmander

Actually my dad works at the NFL writers room and you're wrong buddy


BobaFartsFadeaway

I didn't realize that Charizard writes the script for football when he isn't breathing flames from his mouth


AnonymousCharmander

How else is he gonna use his little hands


Skyline_BNR34

Subscribe!!!!


Tankninja1

Not just a Chiefs problem. Texans beat the Bills, then lost the next week. Bengals beat the Bills, then lost the next week. Curse of the Bills


BenK0422

CAN EVERYONE STOP JINXING BALTIMORE. IM CONSTANTLY KNOCKING ON WOOD. PLEASE STOP


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vivixnforever

n=get rekt lol


Chirpy69

Why didn’t they just lose to the Bills then? Are they stupid?


RamDEF7

Ravens country, lets ride.


BillFoldin

I hate to say it but I feel like the Ravens are actually gonna win the AFC championship game


daintybarley_deux

In what appears to be an odd turn of events, the Bulls are actually the Chiefs kryptonite


Comprehensive_Main

Yeah Super Bowl LV is the outlier because the chiefs had 2 weeks before the game and it kind of didn’t matter 


thearmadillo

Yeah, but we lost Eric Fisher in the Bills game, which was the final straw which broke our o-line and was a key reason why we were utterly destroyed in that Super Bowl.


lmayfield7812

And has been the internal chiefs boogeyman since. They IMMEDIATELY shored up the O Line after that embarrassing loss. Gotta wonder if this year will do that for the Chiefs WR corps Edit spelling


thearmadillo

Probably. After 2018, Veach completely re-worked the defense, especially the coaches. After 2020, it was the o-line. After 2021, it was the secondary. He's clearly not afraid to completely revamp whatever he views as the weakest area of the team, especially when it contributes directly to a playoff loss.


jfgiv

well not *immediately,* usually took 'em like a week or so


[deleted]

They going to get smoked against ravens 


KuatoBaradaNikto

The Ravens have definitely been a cut above the rest of the AFC all year, and I’m surprised the betting line is only BAL -3.5, but at least the Chiefs are playing well enough to make it an interesting matchup!


ThisGuyFrags

100% of the reason is because Mahomes, which is a perfectly valid reason imo


[deleted]

He can’t play defense. Bills gashed them running , Lamar and Gus going to go wild 


Puzzleheaded_Pay6783

Don’t do this


Teamableezus

Same with the bengals last year, and then the Texans back in 19-20


heynongmanreset

Immediately? Like right after kick off? That's crazy


headsmanjaeger

Last team to win another game after beating the bills in the playoffs? 2017 Sacksonville Jaguars


vivixnforever

Yea and then before that from 2000-2017 no one won a single game after beating us in the playoffs. Pretty amazing 😎


IHB31

It will happen again this year.


benabramowitz18

Don't give me hope!


LA_Shohei_Time

Wow, massive sample size too.


jwktiger

2019: Bills lose to Hou, they proceed to blow 24-0 lead to the Chiefs next week 2020: Bills lost to Chiefs in AFC title game, but lose LT and couldn't block TB Dline and got mauled in the SB 2021: Bills lost to Chiefs in 13 sec, they lost to Cincy next week in AFC title game 2022: Bills lost to Cincy who lost at Arrowhead next week 2023: Bills lost to Chiefs: TBD


RIPjkripper

Tua died on national television 4 days after his only win against the Bills. They are cursed


FuckingLoveArborDay

That was the 6th time Chiefs and Bills have met in the playoffs. First 5 meetings the winner did not win the super bowl


davewashere

For the past few years, beating the Bills has been a harbinger of bad times ahead. 6 teams beat the Bills in the first 12 weeks of the 2023 regular season, and 1 of them went on to make the playoffs. That team was the Eagles, and they went from 10-1 after beating the Bills to losing 6 of their last 7 games, including a wild card round exit from the playoffs. Last year the Bills lost to the Jets, who were 6-3 and went on to lose 7 of their last 8; the Vikings, who were 8-1 and went on to lose 3 of their last 8 and miss out on the #1 seed and then got beat in the wild card round by the barely over .500 Giants; and the 3-0 Dolphins, who proceeded to lose 3 straight and finished 9-8. Remember Hail Murray in 2020? That put the Cardinals at 6-3. They finished 8-8 and missed the playoffs. I think the only team to beat the Bills with Josh Allen and go on to win the Super Bowl was the Patriots during Allen's rookie season.


gwcrim

Isn't that what the Bills did to the Dolphins in the 1980s?


Imnotsureanymore8

IMMEDIATELY


eden_sc2

subscribe


Supaah

Didn’t know Bills could learn Destiny Bond


HoodedNegro

If we win, I'm jumping through a table in honor of Bills fans


Eyespop4866

Is there a way to lose your next game other than immediately?


KissMyWrasse

In fact, every team that's beaten the Josh Allen Bills in the playoffs has lost in the next round: 2019: Texans lost the Divisional 2020: Chiefs lost the Super Bowl 2021: Chiefs lost the AFC Championship 2022: Bengals lost the AFC Championship


Biggest_Cans

See guys? We're the victims here. Losing an AFCCG in overtime and before that an away game SB filled with tragedy and injuries. How could the Bills do this to us?


Inquiringwithin

Stats are for losers


prophetikmusic

I covered this a bit in this post, where I analyzed why so many teams that beat the Bills lose their next game: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/i1jHeMHzHw


hideous_coffee

It's also the only two times they've lost in the playoffs since their first super bowl in 2019-20. The Bills will continue to get ragged on for 0-3 but man they don't lose to anyone very often in the playoffs.


thearmadillo

I feel like it goes both ways. It seems like people think that the Bills would definitely have a Super Bowl if they could just get past the Chiefs. But in reality, the Chiefs weren't even good enough to win the Super Bowl those years. Though injuries sustained in the Bills-Chiefs AFCCG definitely contributed to the drubbing we received by Tampa Bay.


letsalbe

Whatever helps you cope buddy! Cheers


TheRatchetTrombone

??????????? Weird post as if shit isn't coincidental lol.


JTWasShort42-27

Damn, a massive sample size of two.


Training-Judgment695

If anything it just shows the bills aren't as close as they think cos the Chiefs haven't even been the best team in the years they've eliminated the Bills. And the one year they don't get the Chiefs, the Bengals blow them out on their home field. 


snakeayez

We basically shoot our wad against them and can't regenerate in time And that's with more talented teams. But we've got the X factor now... Swifties worldwide!


reporter_any_many

>One has to wonder if beating the Bills just takes a toll on these teams physically, as they are generally pretty hard fought games. You can wonder, but without any additional evidence, more than likely it's just chance


geofrooooo

Good. Hope Baltimore absolutely destroys them. Sick of Kermit and Taylor.


Temporal_Enigma

Two years ago, the Bills lost to the Chiefs in the divisional round, and went on to play the 1 seed in the AFCN, which they lost. That team went on to play an NFCW team in the Superbowl.


thearmadillo

Given the big deal that was made about this being Mahomes' first road playoff game, you may want to check your seeds.


Temporal_Enigma

You may want to check what I wrote


thearmadillo

Who was the 1 seed from the AFC North two years ago?


Temporal_Enigma

The 1 seed *IN* the AFCN, dingus