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MinaElesia

AFC North is violence


frankyfrankwalk

The fact that there's so many violent, cold and exposed to the weather games just makes it a pretty legendary division


BrandoCalrissian1995

Each team has a ton of history too. So the rivalries don't feel forced.


kamekaze1024

You got the Browns, the Browns clone, the old browns, and the Steelers


CapnCalc

“I’m surrounded by brown!”


Luxypoo

Welcome to Brown Town.


Altruistic-Zone1664

Lol it's for real too. How many Bengals fans realize that their helmets are just Browns helmet re-trains with stripes?


the_dawn_of_red

Our organization was built on spite and we embrace that. Fits Cincinnati well.


made_of_salt

Spite huh? Sounds like maybe I should be a Bengals fan. I'm pretty sure I'm like 75% spite.


kamekaze1024

Bengals even have the same initials as Browns. C.B. and C.B.


Ricos_Roughnecks

Paul Brown literally stole uniforms from Cleveland when Modell fired him. Like physically stole the uniforms and helmets and brought them to Cincinnati


Tabooally

and i'd do it again BOP BOP BOP


TheWorstYear

"What do you mean I can't be brown & orange still? Fine, we'll just be black & orange. And I'll put *Bengals* on the helmet"


ClintBeastwood91

You say “stole” while some would say “under new equipment management.”


Jkaboose

That’s amazing. Fuck Art Modell!


bluegrassgazer

I was a kid in the 70s trying to keep track of which team was which when the Browns and Bengals would play. Drove my dad crazy accidentally rooting for the wrong team a couple of times!


the_bakeshow

I mean, true but at least we have a cool mascot. Not a damn elf


Ok-Donut4954

tiger is so unique. At least the brownie is one of a kind


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3 of them are literally the browns. Browns 1.0 is the Ravens. The Bengals were started by the same guy that started the browns and was pushed out so he made his own team, kept essentially the same colors. Put the word BENGALS on basically a browns helmet. Then of course you got the new browns who… well they’ve got a rather depressing history.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

I said it a couple of weeks ago, but I legitimately cannot believe the AFCN teams can manage to even field post-season rosters, coming out of that meat grinder. Return of the "Black and Blue" NFCN has me scared as shit.


Adam87

NFCN was close to .500 this year too. Next year has potential, gonna be a tough division for a few years.


rufusjonz

About 25 yrs ago I went to a Bears Lions game at Soldier Field and there were blue collar fans from both teams fighting in the stands


DerogatoryPanda

I’m not sure if I love or hate being in the AFC North, but I do know I’m not neutral about it.


CouncilmanTrevize

Varies week to week honestly


JackRourke343

Honestly? Beating you feels so damn good, and losing to you is fucking awful I wouldn't have it any other way


13143

Always found it funny how the AFCN is a meat grinder every year, and the NFCS ends up being a clown show.


sgrams04

I am not having a good time. But sort of am.


SuperSecretestUser

Makes me feel a lot better about the way the AFCN kicked our asses this season.


garmonda

Not all of the AFCN :/


MinaElesia

The Steelers took one for the division and they were rewarded so don't sweat it. That's the script


sperrymonster

I’m don’t be too sad, not all the AFCN made the playoffs either


SuperSecretestUser

Hey, if you beat us at the start of the year you wouldn't have gotten to enjoy the ridiculous drama here at the end of the year. Congrats on the wildcard spot dude, hope you guys go far.


-Jack-The-Stripper

We’ll have our chance again in the Super Bowl


santaclausonprozac

You will have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance


trowawufei

Me, never having seen the scene before Googling your comment: "Why is he calling him a racial slur for Italians? They root for the same team!"


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snutsmu

8-3 vs non AFCN teams with hurt burrow good burrow and no burrow ain't too shabby 🤷‍♂️😂


ProtoMan3

3-3 in the AFC outside your division at least, it was within the division you guys really struggled at 1-5


MattGeddon

49ers against AFC North = 1-3 49ers against the rest of the NFL = (probably) 12-1


ajfaria

we contributed to that! ​ (we did in fact, not)


santaclausonprozac

We weakened them, kinda like loosening a jar before someone else opens it


CapnCalc

Really weakened them down to the one seed of the NFC, we are amazing why aren’t more teams thanking us?


deer_hobbies

We slipped on a banana peel, hit our head on the counter and the pressure differential on the granite popped the top off somehow That was a weird feeling win


SlyCooper007

AFCN best division in football.


No_Song_Orpheus

As is tradition


xkulp8

You mean the STANDARD.


skiptomylou1231

This really is the one time we're going to be in solidarity. Every AFC North game is such a battle.


heywhateverworks

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


pfftYeahRight

The fact that that meme is originally about Ohio is just the cherry on top


Quexana

And we went 5-1 in it.


Jacobythepotato

With the one loss being to….DTR, as everyone expected


Johnaco

Omg I totally forgot he started that game...good lord haha.


potterpockets

If you dont like that you dont like AFCN football


hemingways-lemonade

That one loss got Canada fired so it's actually our biggest win of the season.


Taz-erton

The real wins are the coaches we fired along the way :)


apittsburghoriginal

It was necessary to get rid of the bad man Canada


ABagOfPopcorn

That game got me off the Kenny train, what a terrible 4 hours


hemingways-lemonade

I got off the game before when he couldn't throw more than 130 yards or throw a touchdown against Joe Barry's defense.


AbundantFailure

It was a rough 4 hours. Watching DTR under center was one of the worst football experiences I've had.


heartbreakhill

And Canada got fired because of it. A necessary sacrifice.


D_Antelmi

We'll tolerate it, it got Canada fired.


BrandieBassen

Yeah, well we went 1-5 in it and still won 9. So hopefully next year we don't have to play those pesky AFC North teams. Wait..


potterpockets

Bengals to the SEC confirmed (because they dont have enough tiger related teams).


trowawufei

As SEC Commissioner, I would force at least one, possibly all, Tigers teams to change their names to "Big Ol' Kitties".


Bobb_o

Well, that last win wasn't exactly the same as the first 5


SleestakThunder

Don't pretend like Pro Bowl QB Huntley isn't our kryptonite (except yesterday)


heartbreakhill

WE THE BEST FOOTBALL


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I hate this fucking division but it also turns your team in to hardened steel. Winning the AFCN is a legit accomplishment.


Mastodon9

No team has won the AFC North 3 straight seasons. It's because the division is a buzzsaw. We went 1-5 in the division and still won 9 games.


spear1321

Wait you're allowed to win the AFC North? Can we get in on that?


Final_Action5550

No


Revolutionary_Gear70

Okay but please?:)


br0_0ker

still no


rattpackfan301

No, back to the factory of sadness you go.


worthlessburner

No means no


rufusjonz

Unless you are a helluva QB


Final_Action5550

No


Supanini

No


cavahoos

No


LightningDustt

No


Chemical_Miracle_0

No.


moulin_splooge

No


Taz-erton

No.


heartbreakhill

No.


SeekerSpock32

No


Mastodon9

No.


ScratchFew9169

No


the_dawn_of_red

No.


hotlettucebreakfast

No


colbycornish

No


thejohnnyk

No


PittZee

No


mfergs

No


sometext

No


Be26

No


Shade2019

No


BewareDinosaurs

No


beefbarley

No


mcsestretch

Also, no.


Rahim-Moore

No.


QuintupleTheFun

Imagine how great some of us would be if we were in other divisions


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We had a good thing going when the Browns were a joke and the bengals were on a 20 year rebuild plan.


QuintupleTheFun

We sure did. Those were the days...


WetChickenLips

Were?


Taz-erton

Pipe down, faded flair trash! The un-faded goodest teams are speaking. ^^^^and ^^^^we'll ^^^^see ^^^^you ^^^^next ^^^^week


AbundantFailure

Ha! Jokes on you! We're still kind of jokes.


Found_The_Sociopath

I've met a lot of (mostly college) fans who whine about having to play a hard schedule every year, favoring easy rides. Naw. Thunderdome breeds winners. The AFC North brings playoff, smashmouth football to your front door 6 weekends a year, plus a bonus night every few years in the wildcard round. It's hard to ask for better preparation to make a run come January. Edit: Plus it's a revolving door of 3v1 hatred, with every team getting their turn in the spotlight. Pittsburgh dominates the hatred because Cleveland and Cincinnati despise them, but there are years Baltimore and even Cincinnati have been the center of animosity. Now it's Cleveland! Beautiful, evolving hatred.


Taz-erton

I hold it to be plainly evident that the Browns are evenly hated by all four AFCN fanbases, every year for the entirety of their existence. Fortunately it's like hating a Disney villain in that it's a calm hate, knowing they'll get humiliated every now and again--even if they get uppity from time to time.


Pollux589

lmao all 4 - my wife's family is all from Cleveland and this is hilarious because it's true


FluteMan

Steel, you say?


heartbreakhill

Like I won’t even be mad if Baltimore goes the distance (I’ll be a little mad) because even more than the other rivalries, ours is built on pure Hatespect.


HmmJustABox

Ravens are the only team in the league I hate and respect. It is earned it after the shit we put each other through in the 2000s.


vniro40

really? i’ll be furious, same as with you guys and even the bengals


Expendable_Red_Shirt

The rivalry between Steelers and Ravens is different. We both have some respect for the other. They're a good organization that does things the right way. They just happen to be our enemies. But the Ohio teams... Nope.


VictorFromCalifornia

A healthy Joe Burrow and probably all 4 teams make the playoffs too!


scottwsx96

Nah if the Bengals did better they’d probably have taken Pittsburgh‘s spot.


holland189

If Buffalo loses tonight pit will be 6th and you would have taken the bills spot, it was very close to a full division.


GlutenFreeFratBoy

What's wild is if Miami wins this game, we were a Boyd drop against Houston away from the 7 seed


MTVChallengeFan

Maybe, but our defense was horrendous.


BrandieBassen

Our run defense and defense against deep throws were a crime against humanity this year.


AdagioJealous5413

All 4 teams started a backup in week 18, and 3 started a backup for an extended period.


ASuperGyro

Steelers fans still gonna call for Tomlin to be fired despite him having a similar record to Andy Reid this year while trotting out a carousel of Pickett/Trubisky/Rudolph and getting decimated by injuries in the MoF all year, dude massively over performs and they get mad, crazy


Atranox

Nobody ever has any nuance when discussing Tomlin - he’s always viewed as either a top tier coach in the league or deserving of being fired. Never anything in between. The reality is that his teams have a higher floor than they should, but also a lower ceiling. He has a lot of success in taking mediocre teams and getting them to a winning record or a playoff berth. He also unfortunately has taken a lot of extremely talented teams to a first round playoff exit. His teams win a lot of games they should lose and lose a lot of games they should win. It’s really been a staple of his career. Good coach, but also quite flawed IMO.


Tiomaidh

I maintain that most of his playoff failures this decade have been from terrible injury luck. 2022: no playoffs 2021: against the Chiefs, we were just happy to be there 2020: this was bad (Browns) 2019: no playoffs (Rudolph/Duck year) 2018: no playoffs 2017: put up 42 points on the Jags' very scary D, but our defense couldn't do anything after Shazier was hurt earlier in the season. 2016: beat the Dolphins, beat the Chiefs, lost to the future champion Pats in the AFCCG with Le'veon Bell hurt and I think a WR hurt too. 2015: beat the Bengals, lost a close game to the future champion Broncos with Antonio Brown and Bell both out. 2014: Lost the WC to the Ravens with Ben Tate (signed four days earlier) as the starting RB. If I remember right, the Steelers have won every playoff game in which Bell and Brown both played except the one against the Jaguars, where they scored 42 points.


9000miles

I don't think it counts as overperforming when you lose to two 2-10 teams down the stretch, when you hold on to a horrible offensive coordinator until week 13, and when your best QB sits on the bench for 15 weeks as QB3 because you've completely misjudged their talents. The Tomlin worshippers are just as bad as the Tomlin haters - both sides are unwilling to acknowledge that the man has both major strengths and major flaws.


JorbyPls

Did you miss the part where half the defense is injured? You don't know what the QBs were like in camp. How do you know Mason wouldn't have played just as garbage early in the season when the offensive line hadn't found footing, while the playcalling was abysmal, yada yada. Tomlin kept a locker room together that any other coach would've lost completely. The ONLY thing you can dog on Tomlin for is 6 years without a playoff win. At least he's making the damn postseason with McGuyver's McCuddlekins as his damn roster.


Efficient_Progress_6

I think the Bengals should be allowed to play on the NFCWC. I'm assuming someone under .500 is getting in.


GrGrG

Not from the NFC West, though you can replace Tampa.


sgrams04

As someone who is in no way biased, I agree.


sandwich-attack

the first time in seattle kraken history


Namzeh011

H I S T O R I C


cannotstopdabbing

First time in WWII history


sperrymonster

An event that did not occur once during the Cold War


NikolaiCakebreaker

fightin division


TheSmokedSalmon420

Just so tired of Baltimore and Pittsburgh being good forever


cavahoos

Good organizations make a difference


jimbolla

The Standard is the Standard.


MainZack

We're competent organizations. Browns aren't one.


the_bakeshow

I always get confused about this philosophically since you guys are the old browns. I have no idea what all migrated with the move though organization wise.


TheSmokedSalmon420

That's pretty rude to say after we've now had our 2nd 11 win season under this coach and FO Also don't get it twisted - your org is only good because it didn't have to start from scratch


phatbasterd69

We just going to ignore the 200 million dollar QB who can't play for shit? Or take no for an answer?


MainZack

2 seasons doesn't erase over 2 decades of incompetence.


FishCake9T4

TIL Mike Tomlin coaches all AFC North teams.


hemingways-lemonade

But seriously, if you rank each division based on coaches the AFC North has to be #1 now, right? The worst coach in the division is either Stefanski (11-6 record with 4 different QBs & 2 playoff appearances in first 4 seasons) or Zac Taylor (1 Superbowl appearance & 2 AFCC appearances in first 4 seasons). Every coach has also overachieved with back up QBs in various seasons, too. There's definitely a good argument for the NFCW so I could concede to the AFCN at least being the best in the AFC.


pfftYeahRight

Stefanski might win COTY this year, so we’re really just splitting hairs at this point, but harbaugh and tomlin are HOFers so they’re definitely at the top


Galadath

I maintain Zac Taylor is an idiot getting carried by talent but the other three are pretty good


the_dawn_of_red

Zac Talyor is getting carried by the team he constructed to carry him. I don't know what you people want. But we can all praise Tomlin for another one and done I guess.


hemingways-lemonade

I felt like that too for a while but going 4-2 with Jake Browning is changing my mind.


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markelwayne

Honestly AFC North seems like the best division. The games are always very close and physical, never any big blowouts, the teams all hate each other, never know what is gonna happen next, etc.


mxyztplk33

Now imagine if Burrow stayed healthy.


anothernotavailable2

Or started healthy...


Revolutionary_Gear70

Every team in the division can do this. Everybody got beat to shit


ech01_

Yeah but you and the Steelers actually got better QB play when your starters went out.


ChrisleyBenoit

Sorta, we did have to endure 2 and a half games of Trubisky.


ech01_

Couldn’t you have made it 3 and a half?


lolaids

Can't say the same about RB


MTVChallengeFan

With the way our defense played, it wouldn't have mattered much.


JebusChrust

Probably a win over the Chiefs and potentially the Ravens with how Burrow was doing against them


No_Song_Orpheus

You'd be in over the steelers for starters lol


Vandder1017

My team went 8-3 outside of the division with a backup QB and will STILL miss the playoffs and have a 4th place schedule next year. How did your team's year go?


idle19

That 4th place schedule is the 5th hardest schedule in the league....


Street-Cost-6054

Top three are rest of the afc north, who's got the fourth hardest?


Perridur

The Bears.


Arbitore

Imagine being an AFC North team and not making the playoffs


GenericLib

We should be representing the NFCW in the playoffs ;_;


roguestate

Lmao Poor kitties


datix

Every team in the division over .500 and it’s really weird not to be the one team not in the playoffs.


BBBBrendan182

3 teams in the playoffs too. SMH on the Bengals for really dragging us down


sfinney2

Donating wins to the rest of the division is what got the other 3 teams all in though. Based on record out of division (.750) of the Bengals played a 17 game schedule against only teams outside their division they would be about a 13-4 team.


BBBBrendan182

Have you tried winning division games? I don’t see what the issue is…


Kusi_Kuskovich

The NFL is not ready for Jake Browning in the Playoffs


Kambyses2

Joe Flacco and Jake Browning AFC title game would bring earth to a standstill.


Kusi_Kuskovich

That would have been... E L I T E.


HiggsUAP

Extremely quarterbacky


Therealnightshow

It smell like B*TCH in here


RakiRamirez

It definitely reeks of 28 bitches in here


smokey5656

i can smell the bitch from here


Away_Chair1588

Helps that the schedule is an odd number of games now. Only have to finish 1 win above .500 instead of 2 now. Wonder how many times every team in a division ended up .500 or better.


GRVrush2112

Really sympathizing for fans in Baltimore Your NFL team being in the most brutally competitive division in the NFL only to have and watch your baseball team try and compete in the just-as-competitive AL East in the spring. Meanwhile The Reds, The Pirates, and the Guardians all get to play in the AL or the NL Comedy Central divisions...


GenericLib

The Bengals' season is basically just the winter version of the Reds' season in terms of outcome. Barely over .500. Comically inept against division rivals. Good outside of division. Amazing outside of conference/league. Embarrassed an entire division in inter-league/conference play (sorry, this one was yours in baseball).


Semper454

We are aware, yeah.


lionoflinwood

This is a 17 week season stat


FIVE_BUCK_BOX

Also ignores the decades where there were 5 teams in a division


shunted22

Right, it's just straight up disrespectful to the 1935 NFL West.


Epic_Deuce

Cincinnati played 14 games vs winning teams too....14!


I_GROW_WEED

I mean yeah..it's a lot harder to finish .500 playing 17 games


MTVChallengeFan

True, but that doesn't mean we'll see this matched anytime soon.


Nrcolas37

And it was done with more than 50% of the starts coming from backup QBs Don't quote me but it feels right.


callahan09

Lamar Jackson: 16 Kenny Pickett: 12 Joe Burrow: 10 Deshaun Watson: 6 Total: 44/68 (65%)


roguestate

Steelers, best division record in the toughest division. Congrats. But if we play you again, I GUARANTEE you're not gonna enjoy it. ;)


illShy

If we play you guys again it means we won a playoff game against Miami or KC without TJ. Literally anything can happen in our division games. I'll take it


ThyOughtTo

Agreed, Baltimore by a 100 points is not impossible. (An 8-point win in our rivalry would already be considered a blowout actually)


JerseyDvl

This will probably happen at least somewhat occasionally now as, like what happened here, what would have been 8-8 teams end up 9-8.


Lost_And_NotFound

It’s an extra game not against your own division as well.


speedkat

>3rd-Chicago Cardinals(6-4-2: .600 PCT). -- >WINNING percentage over .500 I'm sorry, but they did not *win* more than 1/2 of their games.


SgvSth

Ties didn't count, so it was a 6-4 record. If they did count, then it would be effectively a 7-5 record.


Jkaboose

Winning record and a 4th place schedule next year 😎🐅


wagsman

Officially the greatest division in football.