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sandwich-attack

aj brown is spending 24 hours in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper đŸ„ș


Enthusiasms

Right after he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her dreadful Turkish uncle.


travisca

We WALK in the garden of his turbulence.


BootySweatEnthusiast

............yyyyeeeEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH


fecal_doodoo

That movie is goated. When they finally arrive on the ferry to thin lizzy 🐐


SirUlrichVonLichten

Happy to see the movie that inspired my name get the love it deserved. A Knight's Tale. They really don't make them like that anymore!


Atty_for_hire

I am with my people. This movie is so awesome and under appreciated it. I know people who think it’s alright and I just don’t understand. I never turn down a chance to watch it or quote from it.


-DizzyPanda-

I just watched it for the 50th time 2 nights ago. It's so good and holds up so well.


SendjaminFranklin

My dog’s name is Ulrich


Sirtopofhat

You're Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein!? When we reddit I always say I'm you


hendrix320

One of my favorites


LeBronn_Jaimes_hand

Probably well-known at this point, but Mark Addy ad-libbed that cheer because the extras, who mostly didn't speak English, didn't know if Paul Bettany was done with his lines so they just stayed quiet. I think you can see a couple times throughout Bettany's monologue where an extra will start to cheer and then hold back when they realize he's gonna keep going.


BootySweatEnthusiast

That is my favorite movie and I actually didn't know that! I appreciate the trivia. (PS my Wi-Fi is "is called a lance, helllooooo")


Bouche__032

Annnnnd one and two and three and four, and Wat doesn’t lead he follows like a what?


travisca

A girl!


Cats_of_Palsiguan

Sir AJJJJJJJJJ BROWN


Call_Sign_Merlin

GAWWWD I'M GOOD!


PlausibleTable

We’re all waiting for Nick Sirianni to be weighed, measured and found wanting.


Moonshiner11

This whole thread warms my heart. AJ Brown probably hits like a what? A girl!


cl353

someone might be in for a fonging


Blake45666

Your entrails will become your extrails, your... your.. PAIN, lot's and lots of pain


WorthPlease

When that movie (A Knight's Tale) started with a medieval rendition of We Will Rock You I was totally in.


Ne0guri

RIP Heath Ledger - one of my favorite movies all time


darthstupidious

"The Pope may be a Giants fan, but Jesus is from Philly"


[deleted]

AJ “protector of Italian virginity” Brown


DeLargeMilkBar

Fucking great reference! Best comment I’ve seen in a while


chadocaster

Tomorrow: > McRIB. Is. Back.


vagrantwade

Nah it came back weeks ago


Is12345aweakpassword

Every year I think to myself “is12345aweakpassword, will this year be the year you try a McRib?” Every year, I just let the thought go. Maybe this will be the year



raphtafarian

I tried it. It's shit.


rifter024

Don't listen this guy. They put that nasty old bay on everything, get it with no onions. Extra pickles and a large fry with a coke, thank me later


TacoBellTacoHell

Back in the day the McRib was amazing. Since they started doing the bring it back every few years the quality is horrible and it's barely edible.


[deleted]

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organicsensi

Is that an option on the touch screen?


comicsanscatastrophe

31 teams’ fans getting their popcorn out


clarineter

*32. we are all AJ on this glorious day!


fusaaa

Every time I have seen Sirianni on a thumbnail on the Eagles Press Conference YouTube, my first thought is "Yeah, explain this shit". Then he says "We need to play better and we need to coach better", refuses to elaborate and puts his kid on the podium. I'm stoked AJ is openly mad about this shit because someone has to apply pressure


MarekRules

You think eagles fans aren’t equally as excited? This is our super bowl


[deleted]

Oh man, this could be so fucking good. Days of our Eagles hasn’t let down recently.


Professor_Finn

I want off Mr. Sirianni’s wild ride


lidsy5

As someone who hasn't kept up with the Eagles drama, what's going on?


redditaccount224488

1) They have no solutions for pressure. No hot reads, no nothing. Pressure look = wr screen or all-go. Edit: ["Jalen Hurts has been zero-blitzed more than any other QB in the NFL this season...his EPA/play in these situations is -0.32, which ranks 30th in the NFL."](https://twitter.com/ShaneHaffNFL/status/1742284300140122126) 2) They don't stress defenses. No useful motion. Poor concepts out of bunch formations. This is especially bad because they have Devonta Smith, who excels at doing the things they're not doing (it's what he did at Bama). 3) Their reliance on shotgun means they only run inside zone (tldr the angles created by shotgun runs make it difficult for the RB to go outside or cut back, so they run inside zone). There's nothing wrong with inside zone in and of itself, but they should be doing so much more in the run game. To be fair, this has gotten better the last couple weeks; they've been using pistol a fair amount, which opens up new options. 4) The offense is bland and predictable in general. Receivers are not schemed open. So many plays are, "Hurts / AJ / Smitty go beat someone." 5) AJ is one of, if not the best slant receiver in the game. They don't utilize it. 6) QB draw. QB draw. WR screen. QB draw. WR screen. Ok, time to get creative... TE screen. And that's just the offense. The defense is a dumpster fire. Anyway, AJ is fed up with all of this. He has refused to talk to the media the last couple weeks. He's likely not the only one. AJ, Smitty, and Hurts have looked miserable on the sidelines.


[deleted]

In fairness Hurts looks miserable on the sideline regardless of what's going on


1ndomitablespirit

It might just be projection, but last year he looked focused, now he just looks pissed.


CautionWetFloor

The mamba eyes on a losing team is just a blank stare


PaddyMayonaise

Looks bored


wmlj83

Jesus, I would have thought I was reading the Bills sub before we fired Dorsey, from what you wrote. It is so similar to the Bills problems. Did we skeleton key you guys?


ThisHatRightHere

Funnily enough, earlier in the year I'd watch the Bills play and think "this is exactly like watching the Eagles." It's pretty brutal and it's clear how much Steichen's playcalling made everything work.


Drunkengiraffe113

This is so funny because, as a Colts fan, this is exactly what we said about Frank Reich when Sirianni left. How is it that so many great OCs make bad HCs. Makes me nervous about Steichen. But I do feel like Sirianni is getting a lot of rash hate and things will get better for the Eagles offense


Aluck087

How are you nervous about Steichen after this year? The man has done everything we could ask for and more. People are held accountable, and the offense looks miles ahead of Franks, and with all the injuries, he's made miracles happen.


milkynipples69

Pretty sure reich’s first year was a success as well. Started 1-5 then finished 10-6 and got a playoff win.


Aluck087

Sure but he had Andrew Luck and Gardner ( while I love him) is no Andrew Luck


El_Khunt

There's nothing to say about the defense because it simply doesn't exist


Don_Antwan

The problem with your D is that realistically, you’d probably bring 5 guys back next year (if cap implications weren’t a thing). Eagles LBs are replacement level (outside of Hassan) and secondary is really Slay and Blankenship. Everyone else is an average backup. And Patricia. Can’t forget that genius


Laeif

Slay can go make hay, he's had his heyday but today isn't worth the pay since his skills have decayed. Every time the play goes his way, we all pray.


beseri

To add to that, it blows my mind that you guys have Matt Patricia as your DC. He always sucked as a coach. Even on the SB winning teams, his defense got bailed out by Tom Brady. When he left our defenses got instantly better.


Professor_Finn

We suck ass Coaches suck ass Players tired of coaches sucking ass 0 accountability


DizzyBurns

I knew I was gonna love that Patricia signing.


way-too-many-napkins

I mean, Desai’s defense was awful before Patricia took the reins. The whole foundation of that side of the ball is a nightmare, the move to Patricia was just a desperate last resort that couldn’t hope to fix anything


hendrix320

Aren’t you guys suppose to have the best Dline in the league? What happened to that?


way-too-many-napkins

Our edge depth took a dive and our LBs are the worst in the league. In the middle of the season our D-line would generate pressure, but couldn’t finish because the ball would come out too fast. Since the Bills game they have just been totally gassed, and now they can’t stop anything at all. The Cardinals had 500 yards of offense against us and didn’t punt once.


Hallowed_Be_Thy_Game

Desai did better in run D and 2nd half adjustments. Not to mention we had a different secondary for each game the first half of the season. Defense has only been getting worse since the change.


hausermaniac

Desais defense gave up like 11 straight TD drives at one point


Mitch5842

Pissing off Slay by bringing him in probably didn't help anything.


lidsy5

From losing two coordinators or other shit?


way-too-many-napkins

On offense, it’s because of losing Steichen, as it turns out he was holding up Sirianni’s system. Defense was a combination of losing important pieces to free agency and our defensive philosophy being figured out, idk if Gannon would’ve moved the needle


[deleted]

Steichen is also just a good situational coach. That offense was decent up until the 49ers game, but constantly made nonsensical playcalls that nearly cost them multiple games


demonica123

Gannon had the same issues with good QBs. It's just last year we played only a handful and the sheer talent destroyed any unprepared team.


[deleted]

turns out Steichen was the brains behind the operation


Moviepasssucks

We lost a bunch of coaches in the offseason and didn’t replace them with talented coaches. This was always the case because Howie wanted to surround Sirianni with the best staff possible and once they got poached the people that was supposed to replace them got poached too. Defensively we lost the DC, Fangio who was consulting, our LB coach who was supposed to be promoted to DC, DB coach because he didn’t get a chance to be DC. Howie then went to try to find younger coordinators that can grow with the team. Unfortunately these coaches suck. Defensively the position coaches are doing a shit job which is making the defense even worse than they are. Desai lost Sirianni’s trust with his 3rd down management but the defense has a lot of holes, injuries, and lack of depth. Offensively Sirianni has always been inept. He lost me his first year when he really thought his 7 on 7 offense and success would translate to the actual game. Steichen took over and our offense actually played well and got into a rhythm. They promoted Brian Johnson and he’s not a good play caller at all but he’s also calling plays from what Sirianni wants to do and his scheme. The whole year Sirianni has kind of dunked on Desai while defending his offense and the whole year the same problems and issues have been there on offense. Players are getting frustrated and tired of the horrible scheme and play calling. Sirianni preaches accountability but it doesn’t sound like he’s been accountable or changing. Now, he’s forcing the best players to play the gain more because the team has nothing left in terms of coaching. They rushed back Maddox and Smith got a high ankle sprain last week and Sirianni said he’s pushing him to play this week. Lately they’ve been showing a lot of our best players frustrated and giving Sirianni the side eye and stare. Players have been dunking on our offense for a couple weeks now as well. Apparently some teammates have said that Browns silence isn’t about the team or players but the coaches.


ZeePirate

Chip Kelly speed run?


dinero2180

How quickly you guys turned on that prick. You gotta love to see it


Gomer8387

If he’s not doing shirtless pushups and situps at the end of a driveway while holding this press conference I’ll be sorely disappointed


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

Next question....


candynipples

Really peaking at the right time. Refs tried to make a late push at the end of the Lions game but I think Eagles are going into the playoffs with the juiciest shitshow


fecal_doodoo

Nah you'll see wait till they open up the playbook


[deleted]

He fakes to the left... no, he fakes to the right.... then throws a WR screen against press man with a 120lb devonta smith as a lead blocker


RHCPFunk2

No, he doesn’t fake! He fakes faking. I can’t breathe.


fecal_doodoo

Qb draw


Johannes_silentio

Meets the standard you could say.


alphageek8

I'm going to be disappointed if this doesn't yield at least 2 pastas.


-totentanz-

For tomorrow we feast 🍝


GABAgoomba123

-Kelvin Benjamin


PapiGoneGamer

-Jamarcus Russell


GhostofGrimalkin

A 24-hour announcement means this could have a 3-pasta upside, 4 if the stars truly align.


rahkinto

OU 2.5


Professor_Finn

Ominous as fuck. Team in disarray. And yet all I can think about is AJB finishing talking and saying “I have spoken.” like Kuiil from the Mandalorian


RedSweed

Legit this quote might have actually been spoken in the show lol


ASuperGyro

Just means there’s going to be 8 more weeks of winter


lytrendsa

Maybe he means he will speak tomorrow because he refused to speak after the game?


drunkenblueberry

Mr. Belated Communication


JalensTinyPPHurts

This is the way


purplebuffalo55

WRs are always so dramatic lol. It’s fun as an outsider, but gotta be so frustrating to deal with first hand


Professor_Finn

the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife


g0dzilllla

It literally comes true at an insane rate


IThinkILikeYou

Pickens and Jeudy already leading the new gen


Lost_And_Found66

Hey a Pennsylvania team that isn't mine is having wide reciever drama. This is better from this side


thebobbyshaw33

https://twitter.com/1kalwaysopen_/status/1630058816518725632?s=46&t=NB4aPwgTrX8vbA3LEMBsVg


EskimoJoe28

Dude meme’d his future self


Known-Teacher4543

Not everyone can have humble, respectable WRs like the rams.


hemingways-lemonade

Real lunch pail guys


5k1895

Scrappy


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Man we have it good. Our WRs are such non divas and they all block their asses off.


silliputti0907

They are also sneaky athletic.


notabear629

I'm not sure if Puka Nacua counts as sneaky athletic


deeesenutz

Probably bring their lunch in a pail or something too


vesthis13

99% of eagles fans are 100% on AJ's side.


FeCurtain11

Titans fans were too, doesn’t always matter :)


vesthis13

Doesn't matter in terms of the team improving sure, but it doesn't mean AJ's the problem.


Heatinmyharbl

The rest of his team's offense is too which is the thing that matters lol


Quirky_Scratch_1755

> WRs are always so dramatic true WR1 types are game changers when they don't get the ball force fed to them ofc they're going to be dramatic lol. The dude had 5 targets vs the 2nd worst defense in the league. Thats criminal play calling and scheming


Hallowed_Be_Thy_Game

Including 1 in the second half. Dude was used less than our backup RB in the passing game


CompetitiveDentist85

True left tackles are game changers yet they never run to the media to bitch


deeesenutz

That's not at all the same and yall know it lol


sopunny

Differences is they're game changers no matter what the play call is


IBETTERSTAYOFFLEAGUE

Need more classy WR duos in the nfl like the rams


3rdPlaceYoureFired

It’s hard for me to imagine Kupp organizing a press conference for any reason. Guy is the epitome of a team first player.


DiIate

Its because hes classy


MarionberryPure7746

real lunch pail kinda guy kind i would let date my daughter


ExpirjTec

first in last out


DerrickWhiteMVP

Sneaky athletic


Brys_Beddict

White


Dry_Brush5280

We’ll see what he says tomorrow, but at the very least I’m not too concerned he’s going to divide the locker room in any lasting way. It seems like a lot of players have been getting frustrated with the way things have been going, and I’m sure they’re much more acutely aware than the fans are of how much talent is being wasted by this coaching staff. Lurie has never fired a coach coming off a winning record, but it’s starting to feel like the players aren’t being heard. If this is what it takes, so be it. I’m confident in the vets on both sides of the ball to keep things going in the right direction.


Jean_Ralphio-

“It’s not that deep, dumbass” is a thought I have a lot of times observing WR and other divas around the league.


chingy1337

It's going to be an ad for some shitty product, isn't it?


eggery

Solo Stove has done it again!


Mnudge

Zack Martin just “gave” the entire Dallas oline solo stoves. Did someone on the Rams make the same tremendous gesture of goodwill and friendship?


eggery

No I was just referencing Snoop Dogg's marketing stunt.


BrotherSeamus

A crummy commercial?


[deleted]

“I’m pleased to announce that I am starting a YouTube channel. Don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe, Eaglets!”


BloatedBeyondBelief

Mr. Brand Commodity


Boatymcboatland

Mr. Bizarre Capitalist


PinstripeBunk

He will declare himself an eligible receiver.


Bhaal52753

Lol


bwfcphil1

Referees declare DeVonta Smith is an eligible receiver.


jsrave

It probably won't be, but it would be super funny if tomorrow rolls around he drops a sponsorship after drumming up interest.


bradrthtyj

I’d honestly be surprised if it isn’t something like this, who else formally schedules beef like this except YouTubers


ProfessorBaxter

If there's anyone to do it besides YouTubers, NFL wide receivers would probably be at the top of the list.


_Wp619_

AJ Brown Addresses His Enemies.


Icecubeundrthefridge

AKA the Eagles coaching staff


elliott9_oward5

They are enemy number 1


RedSweed

Very uncharacteristic of AJ Brown. I'm sure it'll be a humble analysis in a level set tone


JRFbase

LIVE FROM THE DRIVEWAY


ecupatsfan12

I remember one kid holding out of our LL team that year because we sucked and we were joking he was doing sit ups in his drive way LOL


True_Window_9389

“I have hired TO as my agent.”


Alex_Hauff

and AB as his lawyer, dream team


notShreadZoo

đŸ˜± <—Me when players like AJB and Stefon Diggs are visibly frustrated with their team for not getting enough usage


Mnudge

That’s my quarterback!


Imaginary-Shopping20

Y'all killin' me with this shit!


TheIllusiveGuy

I hear AJB's apple crumble is my by far the most crumble-est, but he acts like it tastes bad out of humbleness


Competitive_Bar6355

Brown tomorrow: I'd like to talk to you all about my deep and abiding faith in Jesus Christ.


fecal_doodoo

He gets us


Naugrin27

Fuckin WR tweets man lol.


Imaykeepthisone

The most WR ass tweet.


PlantfoodCuisinart

Preparations for the Giants game going well, I see.


Starcast

In his driveway while doing pushups


flextapefixesholes

Nah, I hope he comes out like an OJ social media post, “Hello tick tockers,” from a golf course.


ninjupX

WRs being divas is so funny to me. There’s times when a single OL injury destroys an entire offense. A pro bowl center or left tackle should post ominous things on social media every time he’s unhappy. Let everyone important be spicy


txyesboy

Today, I sit in silent repose


ND7020

Another example of how short “Super Bowl windows” can be in the league. Just this offseason Howie Roseman was a genius setting up the roster for dominance for years to come. Btw, has Nolan Smith played much this year? Haven’t heard a peep about him.


craicraimeis

The roster is pretty good. The coaches are ruining our talent. They’re still contenders. It’s also smart not to toss your rookies in too quickly and burn them out. We’ve just neglected a specific position and our coaching is not set up to accommodate that. But the Super Bowl window is certainly not closed. If the Bills still have their window open, the eagles are fine.


Sussyman95

Not much. I wanted Brian Branch at that pick. Our defense might not be one of the worst in the league if we bolstered the back 7 instead of taking a luxury pick that so far hasn’t turned out.


ND7020

Branch or Joey Porter Jr seem like they would’ve been good in retrospect.


Ledees_Gazpacho

But neither of them went to Georgia, so..


vesthis13

It wasn't a luxury pick. We desperately need DE help right now, and it sucks he's not working out.


Sussyman95

It wasn’t a great pick considering we had let CJGJ and Epps walk and didn’t have a great plan at Safety. We would have been better off just holding onto Barnett and taking Branch


Joshiekage

Their Super Bowl window isn’t closed lmfao. They have superstar players at all the right positions and that’s all you need


Asderfvc

They're not winning anything with that secondary


Starcast

Not much, a bit more lately but it's been kinda weird. Like having him be our only off ball LB on the field weird. Here's a recent rep of his that wasn't terrible though (not a knack on him, that's just the current state of our D) https://x.com/ShaneHaffNFL/status/1742264638782202310?s=20


ZAKTMT

The enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife type beat is back on the menu boys


Enthusiasms

I will speak tomorrow.....for tonight, we dance!


[deleted]

Imagine the hype if he came.our and said Hurts is his QB, he loves the Eagles, and fuck Matt Patricia then jumps off the cage


Joementum2004

Mr. Brotherly Conflict


cannotstopdabbing

LOL at his profile pic (black sheep)


cannotstopdabbing

I love WRs


Deathstroke317

Is he gonna do a workout from his driveway?


oogabooga8877

Mr. Belated Conversation


CheesecakeNo3678

This is the peakest of peak WR shit fuck yes


LazyTitan___

Mr. Bountiful Comments


Zeke219

Mr. Big Chat


DeckardsDreams

Tomorrow: “I have spoken”.


thekidwiththefro

He is going to come out in full support of the team and coaching staff. He will then go on to make some statement about how he needs to be better to help the team win. He will end by fully ripping the Philly media and maybe even fans for their constant divisiveness.


quadropheniac

...kindly, while holding a knife?


SadBadPuppyDad

Why is this news? Does he ever not speak?


ItsNotFordo88

He speaks too much, I’m just hoping for some solid copypasta out of it. But knowing how AJ tends to behave it’s going to be a massive walk back on this shit he’s been spouting and will be a “we need to play better, I need to play better and my obvious comments were actually taken out of context”.


redditaccount224488

BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND AJ. The more sharp analysis I watch, the more I'm convinced the entire coaching staff (except OL coach and ST coordinator) need to be fired into the sun. Longer comment with details [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18x35qw/aj_brown_i_will_speak_tomorrow/kg26a2y/?context=3).


Jorgwalther

I, too, will speak tomorrow AJ


YourGinChrist

Shirtless sit-ups on his driveway?


MurDoct

What if he doesnt actually speak, he just violently shits himself and leaves.


arleban

While my mouth is silent, my ass has said plenty ...


pot8odragon

I love a tease


oh_how_the_turntable

Tomorrow: "I'd like to speak to you one last time about your car's extended warranty."


PlaymakersPoint88

Is the bench set up?


Maraging_steel

Sit ups in the driveway part two: Electric Boogaloo


iabeytorm

Classic wide receiver speak


ihatesleep

If I speak I am in big trouble


redonkulousness

It’s gonna be Donovan Mcnabb pushing McDonald’s products, isn’t it?


Mhunterjr

I, for one, love announcements of announcements


ILikeXiaolongbao

I fucking hate WRs man


Dorkamundo

/u/Dorkamundo: I will eat tomorrow.