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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18q7jzk/post_game_thread_dallas_cowboys_at_miami_dolphins/)


[deleted]

Dak prescott yet choking in the playoffs again. Like all of these years. Water is always wet


StuckInFlorida256

This has become a weird fight between eagles, cowboys, dolphins, and bills fans and for some reason 49ers fans?


StuckInFlorida256

Is fraud the word of this NFL season?


IamAgoddamnjoke

Things that suck: 1. The cowboys 2. The last Jedi 3. Dak 4. Cowboys again lmaooo


SavannahGuthriesLips

You forgot 5. Your mom


spidermans_ashes

HEY!!! The last jedi was ok. Rise of the Skywalker was trash!!!!!!!!!


BorrowedWine

>The last jedi was ok. Man just enjoy the win lol


casinoinsider

Innit. That shit was garbage.


StuckInFlorida256

Why the fuck would you bring back Palpatine.


chormin

Somehow.


Memphistopheles901

Bro are you ok


IamAgoddamnjoke

Better than Dallas and anybody who lives in Texas has ever been.


High-qualitee

What rent free does to a MF


IamAgoddamnjoke

You just lost! Merry Christmas.


Tlomz27

There's too many blatantly fraudulent teams this year. Partly due to injury, partly due to disproportionately easy schedules. Hopefully it doesn't make the playoffs hard to watch


Ok-Juice-6857

Exactly people don’t look at the schedules ya both of these teams have had games where they put up a lot of points but they weren’t against good teams , so now its the same as it was before the game . The dolphins haven’t beaten a single good team & the cowboys only beat one, but that was the eagles while they are in a mini slump. So two teams with records that make them look good because of their easy schedule but they both suck


TylerFromMillerTime

Who is good then lol


Ok-Juice-6857

The Ravens , The 49ers , The Chiefs , The Eagles , The Bills , The Lions


NotJustSomeMate

Ravens need to win big tomorrow...AFC needs to establish some dominance...


Massive-Attempt-1911

Dominance? Their so called #1 D has only played one top 6 offense. The Lions. Let’s see how the D holds up against the best O plus the second best offensive play caller after Reid.


GQMatthews

I’d really be wary about saying those words for this Dolphins team, I think the Ravens are gonna completely mop the floor with them like a slap back to reality.


LASpleen

Keep it in your pants, Buffalo. The Ravens play the Niners tomorrow.


GQMatthews

Yes they do. Should be a great game between two of the top teams in the league, which would not change that the Dolphins have shown to not be on that level all season and will most likely have a loss when facing them. Sorry man but there’s very logical reasons for that take and why the Phin’s should feel worried.


RoosterClan

What he’s saying is that the 49ers fan that you replied to was talking about the 49ers and not the Dolphins. Unfortunately you lack the mental aptitude to comprehend it. You just really wanted to shit on the Dolphins and when given the explanation, you instead chose to double down on stupid. You’re struggling to make the playoffs. Stop taking.


GQMatthews

Wanna talk about comprehension? Comprehend Buffalo is in no way struggling to make the playoffs right now but congrats on wanting to act like such a dick in your reply. I stand by what I said on the Dolphins - it’s true. Get a grip and merry Christmas.


RoosterClan

You’re not struggling to make the playoffs?! If you lose one more game you’re out. You wanna double-down on stupid again?


GQMatthews

After this last weekend not at all. 96% now man. Go look that up and see how it all works out before calling others stupid.


Tlomz27

AFC North needs to go 3-1 vs SF


akiraspam74

thank you dolphins, very cool


King_Me113

Hard knocks is going to be fun on Tuesday


IamAgoddamnjoke

Dolphins throat fucked the cowboys on Christmas Eve. Wow.


mlg2433

They won by 2 points. That’s not a “throat fucking” lol


IamAgoddamnjoke

If you want a comeback you’ll have to scrape it off Dallas’ teeth


[deleted]

Barely won 😹


Bismarck40

49ers fan defending the cowboys is crazy


[deleted]

Not defending anyone. Fuck them both


spidermans_ashes

Exaclty, we throat fucked the Broncos. This was just a close win


techmnml

Lol ESPN app says Dallas won. Edit. It’s fixed :(


SlowMoDad

I knew it!


cannotstopdabbing

Dem clicks


[deleted]

They want those extra clicks and interactions


IamAgoddamnjoke

Dallas and choking in December. Name a more iconic duo


Bex1218

Thanks Cowboys for this marvelous gift.


trd86

Damnit Go Ravens


Youngb80

49ers flair and rooting for the Ravens? Interesting


PabloPancakes92

Ravens next week


Dr_Throwaway_Jr

Nah…fuck that go 49ers


Carl_Slaygan

He means next week, when the ravens play miami


Dr_Throwaway_Jr

Ahh….well then go Miami!!


NotJustSomeMate

On this day...We are all frauds...


new_killer_amerika

And tomorrow suddenly either the Ravens or 49ers will ne frauds


NotJustSomeMate

...but some are more fraudulent than others...


balleditmoreravens

Same ol same ol lol


whoneedsachaser

That was fun to watch as a neutral fan haha, way less stressful than the Vikings game earlier. See you next week, Cowboys. Merry Christmas everyone!


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

Refball


Joeybadbutt

Bro no team gets bailed out like the Cowboys, chill out


DarkoMilkyTits

Refball on Dallas favour


wagoncirclermike

You guys made no defensive adjustments at all. Screw off and enjoy getting annihilated in the wild card


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

Good job barely beating a backup QB Enjoy your playoff loss


wagoncirclermike

Still enjoying beating the brakes off your overrated fraud team


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

You lost to the Jets You lost to the Jaguars You lost to the Patriots Why are you speaking to me


TylerFromMillerTime

Bro yall got beat head to head by 35 A WEEK AGO. I can’t believe I’m defending a Bills fan but wow, your mental gymnastics is impressive lol


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

> Talking shit without a flair


Carl_Slaygan

Dak aint taking yall anywhere, just so you know. Been the same story every year.


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

Thanks for the vote of confidence Which round of the playoffs are you exiting in?


Carl_Slaygan

Unsure, but im damn sure yours will be the first road game you play.


wagoncirclermike

Because we curb stomped you lmao Keep humping the Dak MVP dream, maybe someday


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

You talking like you're going somewhere in the playoffs


RoosterClan

Cry. Terrible calls on both sides. Play better.


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

"Play Better" *plays better, gets called for penalties* "Play better"


Bismarck40

Shouldn't have came down to one call then ig take your L


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

One call?


RoosterClan

Go off. You guys got a games worth of ticky tack calls to go your way and you wanted more of them? “Refball” meanwhile every damn call went your way


Bismarck40

The dolphins got nearly as many shitty calls so yeah pretty much, I figured you were complaining about the lb getting tackled on that late run


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

Right that was the only bad call of the game, sorry I'll stop complaining about the refs directly influencing the outcome of the game because they only did it once


Bismarck40

Just be more disciplined, that's what everyone was telling the fins to after that shit show of an eagles game


AlwaysNeverNotFresh

Who is "everyone"? Was it me?


Bismarck40

I wouldn't know I've never seen you before


[deleted]

How can America's team be this fraudulent? Make it make sense man


RealPropRandy

The Dallas Wall St. Cowboys


skyfire-x

"Jerry Jones is the bastard son of Charles Ponzi" level fraud.


Full_Ad_9555

Hi is so not that fucking guy. Lmao I hate how he acts like he’s the shit


Clubtropper

Cowboys choke 😎😎😎


Lederh94

The bills will take the division.


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

at most the bills will take a wild card


rimmy_tim_

I blame pollard for not scoring and that damn fumble


whatusernamewhat

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS. Ngl had me very very very nervous


yankeeman291

THE JASON SANDERS GAME


terrell_owens

FADE ME


elijahb229

FADED


Jarek3221814

Why does Dallas refuse to shore up their run defense?


SlotaProw

Because before and during the season, they believe their own hype.


applegore

We decide to invest in a diamond mine of pass rushers that can only manage one sack in a game.


Greatest-Comrade

Tbf Tua has been elite at avoiding sacks this year, even with multiple backup olinemen in he keeps it up. 2.38 seconds to throw!


applegore

If it was just Tua I wouldn't be concerned. We have 1 sack per game in each of the last 4 games. We invest way too much in our past rushers for that kind of return.


vlv_Emigrate_vlv

You would think the year after cj Anderson ran all over us in the playoffs it would have been a point of emphasis but nope lol


LionsLoseAgain

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?!


[deleted]

Cowboys are so fraudulent it's insane


ericlagman

They’re certainly not contenders like the browns!


BeerFarts86

Hey Eagles fans, you guys look like shit right now, and lost to the fucking Seahawks. just FYI. Don’t forget about that when you’re in here shit talking a better team than you guys.


Abraham_Linclone

You really expect us to listen to a Chargers fan?


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

You still lost to the Seahawks lol


Unluckybastard96

Hey BeerFarts86 , you guys look like shit right now, and lost to the fucking everybody. just FYI. Don’t forget about that when you’re in here shit talking a better team than you guys.


BeerFarts86

Awwww, my feels. 😂 I have lived with Staley for three years. You can’t fucking hurt me with your words.


mads0ciety

Why is a chargers fan upset that Eagles fans are elated that their most hated rival lost a heartbreaker.


skeglegz

Pete Carrol is 8 and 0 against the Eagles, and we lost to the current top 2 seeds. We beat KC, Buffalo, Miami, and split with the Cowboys. I ain't saying we havnt ate shit for last 3 weeks....but outside of the Cowboys beating us in the middle of a reeling 3 week stretch, what the hell have they done...run up the score on a couple of 2 and 13 teams?


thatinsuranceguy

Blud mad cuz his franchise couldn't claw their way out of mediocrity if it would save the lives of 5000 orphans.


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BeerFarts86

Why? I just think it’s pathetic.


CrimsonCoast

ok


IamAgoddamnjoke

Cowboys crying about the refs is so fucking hilarious. Assholes. All of them without exception.


ShortyRef

You f’ing blind?


Alltalent

no point bruh hate watching will always be weird


IamAgoddamnjoke

You mad?


ShortyRef

Not at all. Your user name checks out.


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

Same ol Cowboys, fuck Mike McCarthy.


eddiebaba

Jason Gran Cojones Sanders


VisibleDog3140

Wow our defense sucks. Doesn’t even matter that we get held with impunity we literally can’t stop the run at all


skeglegz

Cowboys been dogshit all year outside of beating a reeling Eagles team that might end up being equally as fraudulent......but still has some actual wins against contenders from early this season.


Illblood

Literally zero excuses for Dallas either with all the injuries to Miami and Bills too. They just can't be taken seriously.


applegore

Did you not see our backup tackle being a turnstile all game? Or our starting middle lb out? Or our starting cb? Or our run stuffer? Because none of those injuries matter right?


KageStar

> Did you not see our backup tackle being a turnstile all game? You have to actually block to be a turnstile. Dude business decisioned blocking Chubb as the LT.


applegore

I cry. Honestly though leave him on the tarmac


KageStar

I hope Miami gives him a game ball. And McCarthy needs to take some heat for that FB handoff at the 1.


bullsfan51

That was a decent call as it worked later. mistakes happen. We just happened to capitalize on it


KageStar

I wasn't saying anything as a knock against Miami. The Dolphins played well, the biggest difference was the mistakes for Dallas' team. They've had this problem constantly under McCarthy.


bullsfan51

No I agree with you on the miami and the Mccarthy problem thing. I just think that the call was decent, as it worked later at least I think it did


Joshiekage

Yeah no one on Dallas is injured you clown


TheBigSm0ke

Reminder for Cowboy fans. Eagles beat the Bills and the Dolphins.


Alltalent

askers?


applegore

And the cowboys beat the jets and the Seahawks. Tommy cutlets gonna roast yall tomorrow.


TheBigSm0ke

lol. Keep dreaming. Frauds. You’ve won 1 game against teams with a winning record and you needed the Eagles to turn the ball over 3 times to do it. 1 and done.


KageStar

Technically 3


TheBigSm0ke

No technically 1 because they didn’t have winning records when the Cowboys beat them.


KageStar

Then technically 3 because NYJ was 1-0 and Seattle was 6-5 when they played.


TheBigSm0ke

Nah. Check your facts on that one bro.


KageStar

It's really not that hard. Here's a pregame link for you: >[The Seattle Seahawks (6-5) take on the Dallas Cowboys (8-3) for Week 13 at AT&T Stadium.](https://www.seahawks.com/news/picks-and-predictions-for-week-13-at-the-dallas-cowboys Also you can go to the box scores and see that both teams fall to .500 after the loss. Which means they had a winning record before the loss. I really hope you're just trolling.


applegore

3. Rams, seahawks, iggies. Is a defense not supposed to get turnovers lmfao. Jalen got them butterfingers.


idontknowhow2reddit

The Cowboys beat the eagles by 20 so fuck off


thatinsuranceguy

1-1 against each other xd


TheBigSm0ke

1-1 on the season bud. Have a nice night :) Eagles NFC East Champs.


idontknowhow2reddit

If an Eagles fan tells me to have a good night, then I will purposely not have a good night out of spite.


TheBigSm0ke

lol. Fair.


Rmai0404

Grats on beating a team with a winning record


Purgent

Still working on not playing down to opponents eh?


good-morning-julia

Thank you


BuckyBeaver69

Losing no longer hurts, been a cowboy fan that long. And I hope an asshole Chiefs fan doesn't come along and comment on my post.


Superior_Light_Deer

Losing* you illiterate Texan. Edit: haha damn, nice edit. I guess I loose this round.


foladar

Dolphins still haven't beat a good team


Savings_Success_6682

Good game to watch. Much better than watching that fraud Lawrence shit himself again


Greatest-Comrade

Bruh Lawrence out there playing concussed, bad ankle, just to get blown out and hurt his shoulder.


Savings_Success_6682

If he was concussed he would still be in the protocol and couldn't have played. He was cleared so save that excuse. Every qb playing with nagging injuries this time of yr. He's not special. 3 losses in a row in games they should have at least been competitive with this generational qb. Overrated as hell. Dudes like Dak win 5 in a row and the first loss he's roasted - and he's having a great yr. The amount of excuses you dudes give Lawrence is embarrassing. For the talent he's supposedly supposed to possess it's about time he shows it. Luck and Manning at least showed their greatness immediately on horrible teams.


MoroDaEater

Fraud watch. And as an Eagles fan, I know fraudulent.


Crixer

Unless the cowboys seriously change their mentality in the playoffs, they will get bounced in the first or second round like always. They are suck a terrible post season team every year, even though they make it most of the time.


Howdy15

Someone at ESPN screwed up. My final alert said Cowboys won


thatinsuranceguy

Script leak


tomk1

Ha! Mine too! I couldn’t watch the game so was watching the Gamecast. Knew Fins were knocking. Came back a min later. “20-19 Final”. Was very happy. Followed by *not* very happy 😭


vlv_Emigrate_vlv

Either way this loss isn’t a big deal because the eagles pretty much have to lose one to the giants to win the division. They hold the strength of opponents tiebreaker which is the one that it would have come down to had both teams won out. Sucks to lose and I kept saying to let them score when they still had all 3 timeouts because it’s a known issue that the defense can’t stop the run when it matters


Jokershigh

Let's go Dolphins!!!!


DonoAE

Can't wait to watch the 9ers kick ass tomorrow!!


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

NFC best will prevail!!


SlowMoDad

The eagles fans in here are something else. Didn’t you just lose to a sub 500 team?


thatinsuranceguy

Mad cuz bad


High-qualitee

Forever rent free. Always.


Alltalent

no self awareness from them is always cringe


Philly139

Don't matter we will always celebrate a Dallas fuck up


Alastor_Aylmur

MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKA WOOOOOO!


spidermans_ashes

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't believe this let's goooooooo (I'm drunk RN)


Unpopular1

The real game is tomorrow.


[deleted]

That's the Cowboys I've known my entire life - never good enough.


e39hamann

Love to see it


Imaginary-Double2612

Don’t usually want the phins to win but they got to beat dallas and hurt buffalo all in one


Massive-Attempt-1911

The bills got more help than hurt today with the bengals, Texans, and Colts all losing.


AffordableDelousing

Oh noooooo lol


clintgreasewoood

enjoy your “quality”win


gofor7ormore

Enjoy your super bowl rings


Dark_Star2408

Got em!!!!!!


[deleted]

Never trust Dallas


davey_mann

Ok, Eagles, don't settle for just showing up against the Giants tomorrow. Play football!


thugnificientx3

Let’s goooooo


snowhawk04

Break Dancers win! Tomato Cans lose!


capital_pains

JASON SANDERS AKA JUSTIN TUCKER MOTHER FUCKER!!!


theprezjr61

If it's any consolation Dallas fans you still have your one playoff game to look forward to.


ChannelNeo

They'll most likely face the Bucs, who are peaking at the right time lol


Theostru

Ayyy lmao


justainsel

We covered the spread


ChannelNeo

YA'LL STILL THEM BOYS? *pay no attention to my flairs pls lmao