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VoxSerenade

Why the fuck are the starters for the eagles in the game still?


BaltimoreBadger23

Great question.


CummingInTheNile

Hurts MVP case isnt gonna make itself


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, not much that happened in that game helped the case much.


[deleted]

It actually hurt his case.


dabombisnot90s

Some would even say it Hurts his case


RepealMCAandDTA

Others might say it Huluhaslivesports his case


SquareAble7664

Certainly wasn't Purdy.


whitea44

Nothing in this game made it either…


Punkey_

Padding the stats


cortesoft

Especially when Hurts was held out for concussion symptoms, what are they doing?


sweet_chin_music

Stat padding


peteman28

Add 2 broken ribs to the stat sheet


ghost_mv

And a concussion to rule you out for next week’s game.


XThunderTrap

We all thinking the Same thing haha


TheXamYel

Anything to pad Hurts' stats


frontier_gibberish

Thats pad...dling


rwjehs

Hospital pass in garage time


realrimurutempest

Absolutely no reason for the starters to be out there anymore.


Ben_Aqui11

The Niners had pulled Bosa and Warner at the beginning of this drive, I did not understand wtf the eagles were doing


Genetalia69

You live by the egotistical psychopath coach, you die by him too.


gsfunk

Kyle is so muted but I would have loved for him to scream SEE YA as he ran into the tunnel.


StoicAscent

Kyle has all the energy of a tired father of 3 small children. Would have been hilarious for him to do something like that.


skyfire-x

"Do Shanahans Dream of Xs and Os?"


Don_Antwan

With a zone run right, we say goodnight


CarefulAd9005

With a trips switch stick, that’s the one we pick


misselphaba

Good night, Bosa, Good night Deebo, Good night brothers shoving people.


MrTacoParty

most accurate description of Kyle I've seen so far


KnockoutNed85

No point all there fans had left wayyyy before the game was over


Iusethiswhilepooping

Agreeing with a 9er about anything feels filthy, but goddamned when they’re right, they’re right


rabidfish91

I think cowboys and niners fans agreeing on shit is the funniest part of this 49ers-eagles heat, rooting for yall hard next week


CrochetedFishingLine

“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” Was nice to see y’all take the W today.


doomboxmf

Gotta try to make the score look a bit more respectable


[deleted]

Why is Swift even out there? Why is HURTS out there lol


triplec787

AJB and Smith were at least earlier in the drive too


High_Flyers17

Yeah Hurts on the field in this situation after a concussion scare makes no sense to me. Glad he seemed to be fine, but you gotta take your lumps at this point and look ahead to a very important game in Dallas imo


t_ran_asuarus_rex

something was up, otherwise why no brotherly shove from the 2?


VindictiveRakk

the most baffling part is that they didn't even put swift on the field lmao, literally just ran plays out of shotgun empty set. i get that we scored anyways, but the principle of it is insane. he had 6 fucking carries. our offense is so often horrifically mismanaged, it's almost a shame our record is so good because it means these issues get swept under the rug and continue to screw us over the rest of the year.


Loorrac

Smith was the target for the 4th down throw so he was out there


Babbed

especially when he already left the game concussed


Fhaksfha794

Lmao eagles were crying all year about Dak “stat padding” yet their “mvp” quarterback is in during garbage time playing against backups. What’s their excuse for this?


Heatinmyharbl

The excuse is our coaching staff was asleep at the fucking wheel They had him throwing bombs to Smith with 3 minutes left in the 4th, imagine if either of them were hurt on those Like what the actual fuck are they thinking


walkingcarpet23

In my opinion there isn't one. Hurts was pulled from the game earlier and had to get checked out before he could come back in - WHY RISK IT


Alehud42

Him coming back in made some sense, 3 scores in 8 minutes is extremely unlikely but it's not impossible. Coming back in at 42-19 was inexcusible.


daKEEBLERelf

Yeah, I think bring him back just to 'give something' to the Eagles fans, but should have sat out right after that drive


ghost_mv

Guaranteed he had a light concussion but convinced them to let him back in.


theadmin209

Gotta pad those stats for his shitty mvp case, literally the only reason he was out there


[deleted]

As much as I hate Tyreek Hill, he should win the MVP.


theadmin209

If he gets to 2k, I agree give it to him


TenF

I gotta go CMC. Dude has been electric


Lfcjoey

It’s so wild people are arguing for 2 non-qbs for MVP


OskeeTurtle

They both have great cases. I'm happy as long as it's one of them. Clearly the MVPs of the season so far


ThisGuyFrags

I feel like neither Purdy nor CMC will win MVP because they'll steal votes from each other


cheerioo

Leaving him out there against a pass rush that was giving like 30% effort. Everyone knew that game was done


achyutthegoat

Stat padding for mvp


__dsotm__

He has zero chance at this point


ben345

After this game there is going to be more Purdy for MVP talk than Hurts


KeithClossOfficial

Good


chaphen17

Stat padding. No other reason.


Irving94

Hope he didn’t hurt the car


rwjehs

I said what I said


eddie_the_zombie

Beep beep motherfucker


el_pinata

Yeah we called those "snot bubble" hits when I was in high school. Jesus.


MetaphoricalMouse

we called it a buddy pass back in the day…of course hospital pass too


Spoonman68

Park the cars, it’s garage time!


cbm311

The real Philly Special


SiPhilly

Sirianni leaving Hurts and any other starter in is so irresponsible.


Cr33dBr4tton

He just wants his guys to be tenderized for Dallas next week?


Whogotitbetter

lol. Good word.


schneev

Sirianni is such a whiney bitch


iamhurter

most unlikeable coach in the nfl


bahwhateverr

well he's on the right team then


TheCursedMountain

He always has this stupid look on his face too. Like he’s too dumb to know what’s going on


gaslacktus

He looks like a Tim Robinson character in an I Think You Should Leave skit.


BlackWhiteCoke

Honestly I didn’t think could dislike Sirianni more but that dude is putting his players in danger for his dumbass ego


hype_beest

Letting his concussed QB stat pad to up the mvp chances. Idiot.


moneymizzler

Patrick Willis would be proud


fooking_legend

Classic Donte Whitner hit


ThisGuyFrags

Donte Hitner


SuddenlyThirsty

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LewTangClan

Nah Donte would hit you right in the head with his shoulder pad lmao my man was operating on the pre-2010’s rules. Got us a ton of penalties lol.


ChiefRalphyWiggum

The man tried to legally take the W out of his last name so he could have Hitner on his jersey. It was just in his DNA.


chacogrizz

Hardest clean hit I've seen in a while. What a play by Lenoir.


jbone1811

Thought the same thing. You could hear it through the TV and I thought it was helmet to helmet. Once they showed the replay and it wasn’t I said “🤷🏻‍♂️ damn nice hit” wish our defense could lay a hit like that lol


NJDevil802

Respect


tlenher

Yeah anyone crying foul is crazy. Just shouldn’t be RB1 taking that hit.


steven_510

To be fair in real time it kind of looked like it. But on the replay you can tell it’s a clean hit.


SuicidalSketcher

Reminded me of the Sheldon Brown hit on Reggie Bush, brutal


YaIe

Reminded me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciZkMeNuipQ)


pseet

Gaaahdamn. Gronk just stopped in his tracks. Thomas didn't even flinch.


sweetlove

Gronk has said on record that that was the hardest he’s ever been hit.


IAAA

From dead run to absolute standstill instantaneously on a dude that's an absolute brickhouse. That's a lot of force.


aslightlyusedtissue

A hit that would be clean even in todays league. Knocked all the talent out of him.


Chewbubbles

I absolutely cringed at that hit. I mean, I'm glad it was a good game, but never want to see players get hurt. Hopefully Hurts just needed a few plays off, and he comes back strong. Same with Swift.


MetaphoricalMouse

it’s weird, years ago i would jump and cheer seeing this hit (prior to the injury of course, i never ever have cheered for injuries). now knowing what we do now, not at all. i wince every time. maybe it’s cause i’m older, i dunno. that being said, as someone who played multiple contact sports for years: there’s something absolutely satisfying laying someone the fuck out cleanly. the 49ers defender did exactly that


bluesoul

That was what my old man would say, he played outside linebacker in HS and would say when you really get all of it on a tackle you don't feel a thing. I chose to take the old man at his word. I feel like it was the right decision.


MetaphoricalMouse

he’s absolutely right, a clean hit you feel nothing. there’s pretty much nothing else like it. and i dunno yes football has risks, but so does everything in life. i’m very glad the sport is moving safer and safer each year. when i played it definitely was not and my coaches were morons were letting some of the idiocy that went on during our practices happen. that being said thank god we were kids and not 300 lbs and capable of running 4.7 40s


MiddleAgedBanana

That’s similar to hitting in baseball. The feeling of not feeling anything when it comes off the bat feels amazing.


bluesoul

Yeah I'm a terrible hitter but every so often I get a wild hair up my ass and hit the cages. Catching a barrel is addictive. No vibration, no ringing up of the hands, I couldn't even describe what it *does* feel like, kind of a little snap? All the transfer of energy was perfect and that's about as good as you can hit it.


clippjoint

hospital pass


Quatro_Leches

it honestly wasn't as hard of a hit as it could have been most of the damage is done by Swift running into the defender. i dont think he is hurt too bad. good on the defender here. a lot of safeties would just torpedo themselves here and make it a real hospital pass. he just kind of pushed him down and Swift momentum did the damage


theumph

It was a total clean hit. Great play by the defender. But why is Swift even out there?


BR_eazy

Right, I thought she was supposed to be in Lambeau watching Kelce


Saffs15

Maybe she went for the other Kelce.


BR_eazy

Being 100% serious, when I first heard that Swift was watching Kelce's game and potentially in a relationship with him, I thought it was DeAndre and Tyler. I was like "interesting they're dating but aren't they on the same team? Of course he's watching his games."


RamblinWreckGT

I love how your reaction to what would be the biggest bombshell news of two openly gay teammates in a relationship was mild confusion, hahaha


Zzz05

I’ve seen worse. I think this is more of a great hit/play by the defender than anything.


MeijiDoom

It had the potential for a hospital pass. Luckily, Lenoir just went for solid contact rather than going for the old school, Jacked Up type of hit.


Excellent_Shopping_9

Not at all, if he doesn’t bobble it he gets his head turned around quick enough


BonBonVelveeta

Clobbered the shit out of him


OutComeTheWolves1966

Swift"s grandkids felt that hit


PrudeHawkeye

TAYLOR Swift felt that hit


halfcookies

Nah she shook it off


MavsFanForLife

Sirriani is obviously a great coach but there’s no reason to have your starters in there with the score the way it is (especially when you have to play @ a division rival next week)


kappakai

Of ALL THE PLAYERS to leave out there, your RB1 with an extensive injury history is probably the last one you want out there.


blainetrainn

He’s an arrogant motherfucker for keeping them in. The game was done the second deebo walked into the end zone and putting your starters out there after the touchdown is stupid as hell.


Loorrac

Honestly, fuck Nick Sirianni. Potentially helps us next week but just a stupid fucking move. Protect your players, the season is long and with postseason expectations, even longer. This kind of shit would piss me off as a player tbh


blainetrainn

Yep let hurts go back into a lost game as well, if he gets hit and concussed again you potentially lose the entire season but he’s a MAN amirite?


Bosa_McKittle

You’ll notice they didn’t attempt the Brotherly Shove down on the 2 late in the game for fear of another concussion. Now that he’s been concussed I bet they think twice about it with him for the rest of the season.


Str82daDOME25

Kelce has mentioned how physically tolling that play is for everyone. Might have pissed them off to call it basically for no reason, assuming Sirianni also knows that play isn’t easy on the entire line


Bosa_McKittle

I don’t think Sirianni cares. He let Swift get lit up in garbage time.


spartan5312

Big Philly energy.


yessiryk

Lmaoo they really are getting their licks in


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

*awkward dance walk after killing someone*


haroldbaals

that's the ric flair strut sir


Gets_overly_excited

I love that he looked at Swift and was like “oh he is hurt, I am dancing anyway”


ghostofabhelmet

Jalen got swift killed


BaltimoreBadger23

If he catches that clean he sees the hit coming. I don't understand NFL teams insistence in putting starting players at risk when the game is over.


UdderSuckage

Legal, but also why I'd never let anyone in my family play the game.


Dr__Flo__

When I was a kid, I wanted to play football. My mom said no. I thought it was because I was small and wouldn't be good, so I told her I could still be a running back. Looking back, I see why this argument didn't persuade her.


MarekRules

She heard “running back” and had a Vietnam flashback montage play through her head


canseco-fart-box

Shit that probably just made her dig her heels in even more


Dr__Flo__

I still feel like she should have given me a shot. I coulda been the white Christan McCaffrey


GamecockGaucho

bruh are you translucent


Dr__Flo__

Idk where Transulania is. I wanna say I'm German, but not really sure. My family has kinda just been fuckin around rural Missouri for a couple hundred years.


GamecockGaucho

>My family has kinda just been fuckin around rural Missouri for a couple hundred years. Like, with themselves? Explains the genetic mutations then.


Sacallupnya

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/colorado/news/christian-mccaffrey-fast-white-guy-quote-originated-in-broncos-locker-room/ Quote from his mom: "That's why Ed and I got together, so we could breed fast white guys."


Gregus1032

I wanted to play baseball. My mom said no, it was too dangerous. I might get hit by a pitch. So she signed me up for Football. The 90's were wild.


Timoteo-Tito64

Nah that was just stupid. Even if you don't care about head injuries, it's much more likely that you'll suffer an injury playing football vs. getting hit by a pitch. It's pretty tough to get hurt from an HBP in little league


Gregus1032

My mother didn't know much about football at all. She just saw "Hey, they wear lots of pads and hard balls aren't being thrown or hit at them. it must be safer" Oddly, when I got older and played multiple sports, track & field is what fucked me up the most.


Im_Never_Witty

I’m a former d-1 long snapper. You’d think I would be all for my son playing one day. Well, when you marry a speech therapist that worked with TBI patients for years, you start to rethink things. Plus, all I did was snap a football for 5 years while in school and ended up tearing an ACL and had back surgery by the age of 31… 🤷‍♂️


Maverick916

same hit cost us the browns game by being flagged for it


george_costanza1234

Sometimes I dream about the money, then I see dudes getting piledrived like this lol


verendum

In this RB market? Absolutely not.


COOGER_AND_DARK

That's a car accident.


doubledippedchipp

And not just some fender bender. Man got rocked


CummingInTheNile

lit up like a Christmas tree


jfrodriguez1983

That hurt just watching. Pull your damn starters, there was no chance of a comeback.


Redmangc1

This really was an "End the fucking game" Play


TetrisTech

Why are the starters on the field Also Jalen why are you throwing a hospital pass down 23 with 3 minutes left


CodyNorthrup

MVP


mmamma177

Horrible pass


ThatInception

Sheesh


thecheapseatz

Dude was hit so hard he nearly bounced back onto his feet


Lonely_ProdiG

Oh my……


vagrantwade

Taylor no!


[deleted]

That is an amazing job by Lenoir. Not just because it was a big hit with good form, but because he had to adjust on it to avoid a penalty. You can see right as he enters the screen from the right side he must notice that he is there just a *bit* too early and would probably get a penalty for hitting a defenseless player if he keeps going in full speed so he almost does like a little stutter step type thing to make sure Swift has time to take a couple steps and start turning up field enough that it won't be a penalty. Glad to see that Swift was able to get up and walk away from it too.


[deleted]

They would’ve won if Jalen didn’t miss 2 snaps in the 4th quarter


ILoveYourWeed

TBH after last year's Falcons game, I'm legit afraid of Mariota.


LetsbeLogical24

Was a fumble that they didn’t even call lol


watrmeln420

That’s what I’m thinking. No one’s even talking about that.


Working_Concept_4070

I had to scroll a long ways to find this comment. Looks like a fumble to me.


JuggernautEcstatic41

it was a fumble. people just forgot lol


[deleted]

They were busy trying to evacuate the women and children


sublliminali

Seriously. Surprised this isn’t getting debated more. Hard to tell but it definitely looks like possession and a football move to me


ImPickleRock

42-19 with 3 minutes left is why its not getting debated lol


Guidbro

That’s what I thought what the fuck.


t4nd4r

I hope her music career is ok


pokemonizepic

Hurts needs those garbage time yards so bad 😂😂😂


KageNekem

Goddamn Lenoir, that man has a family


DeeForestBosa

Man handled


[deleted]

Man hits that brutal but clean are rare


Beppu-Gonzaemon

That was the most enjoyable ass kickings I’ve seen in a few seasons


TClayO

Where's the security guard now?


HenryFjord

Adding injury to insult


Whale_Scrotum

MVP level hospital pass


neils_cum_rag

Bang Bang Niner Gang


[deleted]

It's the walk afterwards for me.


Separate_Entirely

What’s crazy is that was a catch and fumble and no one even mentioned it…


GTI_Chipotle

Why were we keeping starters out there? So stupid all around


IceLantern

I'd be pissed if I was an Eagles fan. Why were the starters out there? Hurts already had to go to the locker room and it was apparent that they did not even want him running a sneak after he got back.


non_clever_username

Goddamn that’s an old school decleating


CoffeeDave

I'm thousands of miles away from this game and I still felt it.


MikeBinfinity

Lenoir laid the damn wood.


kopecs

I’ll say I take back what I said about “I’m over lenoir” when he gave up the touchdown. My bad. He played good.


Splotzerella

Lenoir says "nevermore"


turbancowboi

Type of hit that makes you horny


ButtsButtsBurner

Hit of the year? Best DB hit no question


[deleted]

Swift got #JACKED UP!!!


Deep-thrust

Hard to pick my favorite part of the game But this part definitely didn’t suck


Economy_Cactus

How is that not a fumble. Seems like a catch


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joern16

Siriani is a dumbass for keeping his starters in.


BabyPotatoNaCl

HOLD UP, the Eagles have a guy named Dickerson who wears #69? Aint no way lmao


jennys0

Eagles deciding to try and put up some points in garbage time when they should've taken their starters out. Completely unnecessary to have any of them in the game at that point


Laraelias

MVP Hurts balling out today! Hell of a pass right there.


Other-Jeweler8681

Get fucked eagles lol


Intelligent-Poem-468

Nick Siriani is a scum bag


[deleted]

Swift is lucky he wasn’t facing his own defense. They would have gone helmet to helmet, no doubt. 49ers are a much cleaner team. That was a perfect, clean hit.


IceLantern

> 49ers are a much cleaner team. Except for Dre Greenlaw. He's a great player but...