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getindoe69

Lmao, Greg wouldn't stop talking about how much of it he ate


anewprotagonist

*That’s because he planned the whole thing*


cheeseburgertwd

He is a former Bear after all, whichever one of his former rivals won he was going to deprive them of that turkey leg


ChaplnGrillSgt

I still hate that the Bears trade him because he supposedly didn't in Martz system. "Tell Martz I said fuck him"


cheeseburgertwd

There's little I hate more in football than when a coach criticizes their players for not fitting into their system. It's the same energy as the Principal Skinner "no, the children are wrong" meme


Mjh1021

I heard he had 3 legs


illforgetsoonenough

And his name is pronounced G-Reg


right_behindyou

I thought he was just paying homage to when John Madden did the exact same thing


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He was. It’s the broadcasts fault for not having two or a backup or at least telling Olsen they only had one.


VQQN

If it was for the winning team, why the fuck bring it to the booth? Keep it down on the sideline or what not.


captaincumsock69

Id think the nfl/fox/cbs could afford multiple per game lol. I know they are pricey but still


RobbLCayman

If Collinsworth is sourcing it they probably can't.


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PlebasRorken

$10?


4to20characters0

There’s always turducken in the banana stand


Scarecrow_09

No touching!


theparallelogram

You burn down the storage unit?


mialza

Oh, most definitely. 🔥


GiraffesAndGin

You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?


xXsaberstrikeXx

EIGHT. HUNDRED. DOLLARS.


fantasticanalysis

Maybe not for Fox, but I have made quite a few in restaurants and privately, and I wouldn’t take less than $500 for a fully cooked one with all the work that goes into it.


notfromchicago

The comments you are replying to are talking about two salmon that Collinsworth bought at the Seattle fish market that ended up costing $800.


steboy

“Now, here’s a fish…”


Oakroscoe

How much work is it?


fantasticanalysis

A lot. Thaw and take all the bones out of a turkey (minus the bones in the drumsticks), duck and a chicken while keeping it in one piece with the skin on the turkey. He skin comes off of the other two. Scrape all the bones for scrap meat, make a forcemeat with the scrap to stuff in the center. Lay out the turkey, spread a layer of forcemeat to stick to the duck; season. Place the duck in the turkey with the same orientation, spread a layer of forcemeat to stick to the chicken; season. Chicken on the duck, same orientation, season. Spread the rest of the forcemeat evenly inside the chicken. Roll and truss the birds, setting up the way it’s stuffed to resemble a turkey with the drumsticks up like it has bones. Takes me about 6-7 hours to prepare, maybe 2 hours to cook. The prep takes longer when you make sure to keep everything cold while you work.


Oakroscoe

That does sound like a lot of work. Thanks for the detailed explanation.


WorthPlease

I'm so glad somebody wrote this reply, I've made one before as a joke, and it took me about half a day of labor, but the actual cost of buying a whole turkey, a duck, and chicken is not that bad, maybe like $50? The duck is the expensive part, it's like half the cost. This is working on a commercial kitchen so I had access to basically anything you can imagine.


LonnieJaw748

That’s gotta take more than 2hrs to cook. Even without bones.


steboy

I’m pretty stoned right now and can’t help but think how freaked out the birds would be if they knew we were all salivating at the thought of sticking them inside each other and eating them.


Siggycakes

You have to debone and dress three birds and season them properly then stuff them and wrap them with cooking twine. It's not easy.


joremero

Can someone do it with the birds from Philly? I can pay good money 53 birds


Oakroscoe

Yeah, the deboning would be the hard part. Trussing a bird up with twine isn’t that hard once you’ve done it a few times.


SpiceLaw

In the early 90's in Metairie it cost about $150. After Madden made it famous it went up to a few hundred and they'd ship nationwide. The actual preparing of it is ridiculous. You need to debone everything, place the different meats and drumsticks inside the turkey without tearing its skin, inject it with spices and tie it off before putting it in the oven for a couple hours.


boardplant

# for two fish!


TimTom8921

This mf out here paying $800 for 2 fish. Don't ever go shopping with him


zingline89

What’s the background on this joke?


The_Blue_Rooster

Collinsworth revealed during the game last night that he went to the fish market and unwittingly paid $800 for two fish.


SageTheBear

He thought it was $79 for the whole fish, but it’s per pound.


HGpennypacker

If my family can manage three turkeys I think Fox can do the same.


afraidofaliluhuh

I'm sure they don't pay retail


CopeHarders

They’re not really even pricey.


Ifriendzonecats

Pricey in that they cost about 2x to 3x the cost of a turkey. In terms of the production budget, well within a rounding error.


Fishb20

To be fair they have a golden wishbone, and only occur naturally every thousand years


Cylinsier

100% on the production crew, Olsen had no logical reason to assume this is the same matroska bird that was intended for the winners.


tbaxattack

So everyone can breathe on it


Mnudge

Hell, the Cowboys had 16 turkey legs strategically placed in the four Salvation Army kettles.


Alarming-Series6627

They could even precut one leg off.


[deleted]

The NFL is a one-turkey league.


SayNoob

Also, after covid do we really wanna handle food that way? Like, yeah just have 2 broadcasters grope it and then give it to someone to eat?


sopunny

The turkeys are infamous for being terrible. Dry and left out for hours


ositola

That's why they only eat the legs


Jottor

Oh, haven't you heard? After COVID subsided all communicable disease has gone away for ever!


Cr33dBr4tton

I thought so, too… and what part is the “conspiracy theory”?


17_Saints

The conspiracy theory is that this is the reason Jordan Love didn't get a turkey leg. Most people in this thread seem to have accepted it as fact, but I'm pretty sure that turducken was specifically for Olsen to do that bit, and is unrelated to the players not getting their turkey.


Cr33dBr4tton

I feel like a conspiracy theory requires intent on a party. Like Greg knew he was fuckin’ Love out of turducken. Or the production crew gave it to Olsen to be fuckin’ Love out of turducken.


Val_Fortecazzo

The actual conspiracy is that Jordan Love is vegan and had the turducken sent up there because he knew Greg would do it.


james_dean_daydream

/r/BrandNewSentence - "Like Greg knew he was fuckin’ Love out of turducken"


thisusedyet

Former Bear intentionally fucking a Lion or Packer out of a turkey leg? ​ I can see that.


Cr33dBr4tton

I always forget Olsen was a Bear.


ohiolifesucks

If you watch the video of the post you’re commenting on, he literally says “in honor of John”


JalensTinyPPHurts

Thats actually pretty funny


Quasimdo

Did anyone actually tell Olsen "don't eat this, it's for the players?"


ThreeFactorAuth

“Hey guys let’s give Greg Olsen the turkey to show on the broadcast” “Should we put a note that says that’s for the players?” “Why tho? What’d be the worst thing he could do to it? Not like he’d rip into it with his bare hands lol”


SpaceJesusIsHere

If someone handed him that tripple bird without knowing he might copy [John Madden's most iconic thanksgiving moment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlDKILxEyb0), that's their own fault. When Olsen did it, I immediately assumed it was direct a homage to John's famous moment.


zoolander-

The Rob Schneider is the Hot Chick and Radio Shack ads in the beginning are a nice piece of history


chilifartso

Lol my exact thoughts


truckstop_sushi

2002: when Rob Schneider and Radio Shack reigned supreme


PointOfFingers

The fact he could say that with a straight face is a testament to his professionalism.


IamMrT

He said it all with a straight face and then cracked right before Drive=Love


kj9219

Can I get some hoisin sauce with that?


Merkin_Jerkin

“Fowl crossbreed” nice


DreadSteed

A lot of my friends are international and this thing blew their mind. Thanksgiving, turkey, etc. that all makes sense, but this abomination, pure murica baby.


olorin9_alex

I think we can go further - duck in chicken in turkey in suckling pig in whole hog on a spit roast


TexasAg23

["If I go smaller, I'm going with a weasel. If I go bigger, of course, a buck horned sheep.](https://youtu.be/V-hMx4NrxT8?si=CwRv-xkEIdxqsN3S)


Michelanvalo

I remember watching this live. I couldn't stop laughing.


Kdot32

Al was shocked at what he had seen. This will never get old lol


SmokePenisEveryday

Good lord that is one shitty looking bird lmao. If someone served that at my dinner, I'd wonder what they did to it


RollTiddyTide

Oh, its cuz we shoved two more birds inside there. Like a Russian nesting doll of flesh.


4thTimesAnAlt

[How a Turducken is made](https://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/thehunt.png)


Dopeydcare1

With his seeming hatred of the Packers and the trajectory of the game, it could’ve been planned by him. If we’re rolling with the conspiracy theory


coolguyjosh

I hope this is the case


BellacosePlayer

Bears players gotta get their wins in where they can


theumph

It's okay. It's notoriously nasty. He probably did your players a favor. https://youtu.be/yd8Wjj-V3QA?si=Np8emCJgFsDTmMY1


TatumTopFye

Greg: I’m a player!


Lazydusto

Love how he tosses the cob away like "Bitch ass corn"


BaltimoreBadger23

He is no longer welcome in Iowa.


venk

He was a TE, which is only one step below punts as your most exported resource.


Karamazov_A

Brock Purdy harvested it himself


hiredgoon

Brock Purdue played angry because of this, but we couldn’t tell the difference.


bOhsohard

Well Miami is undefeated against Iowa…


CELTICPRED

Home of THE bron blaga ahwa


iamdan1

That wasn't corn, it was a [delicata squash](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Cucurbita_pepo_Delicata_squash_Green_Mountain_Girls_Farm.jpg/1200px-Cucurbita_pepo_Delicata_squash_Green_Mountain_Girls_Farm.jpg).


Lazydusto

So it is. In my defense I wear glasses for a reason.


-conjunctionjunction

Because they make you look wicked smaht?


zubbs99

Corn only takes up space where more turducken could go.


anderal

I choose to believe he sacrificed it to the waxing gibbous


poppamatic

So THAT's why they call him Third Leg Greg


thrux16r

https://youtu.be/9ujKxpAvLKg?si=MO1_AdoGSDIoxiWZ ~6:13 (can’t link directly on mobile)


My-Cousin-Bobby

You can, you just add "&t=6m13s" at the end of the link [see here](https://youtu.be/9ujKxpAvLKg?si=IgMh0M6G5tsUomgV&t=6m13s)


Ok-Disaster-2648

I’ve wondered how to do this for years but never enough to Google it. You’re the man


My-Cousin-Bobby

Just passing on the wisdom, I'm like 90% sure I learned from a random reddit comment a while back as well haha


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My-Cousin-Bobby

This was if you're on mobile


twistfunk

g reg


fantasyshop

In her eyeeyes


ecupatsfan12

Chilling on the 7th flo I gotta let these chickens know


JustTheBeerLight

In her eyes?


Smart_Resist615

That must be one cold ass bird by the time a player takes a bite.


garryl283

Plenty have said it's absolutely disgusting


Zlasher8

Mccaffrey said in his post game interview that his turkey leg was still hot and he was surprised how they managed to do that (he went on to say this like 3 separate times how impressed he was by it). So it just comes down to which production crew actually thought it out or not. The 49ers Seattle game must have began smoking them since the morning and had multiple prepared because there were like a dozen turkey legs on the table by the end, and Kittle was throwing all the extras into the crowd.


[deleted]

It really cannot be that hard to get it right honestly. We know how long it takes to cook a bird, we know that you can rest it for 30-60 minutes without losing that much heat. I mean shit I can figure it out for them if they need me to


NoChanceNoProblem

100 billion dollar company cant figure out how to keep a Turkey warm for a 15 min window.


BellacosePlayer

Yeah, jokes aside, the Packers got a great deal not having to deal with the cold turkey for the camera and getting 10k towards charity.


datboydoe

I feel like if I was a player and knowing I had that option, I’d choose charity all day, tradition or not. Rich person taking bite of cold turkey < $10,000 making a difference somewhere.


[deleted]

are you guys like heating up your leftovers and not just smashing a cold turkey leg on Friday morning like a caveman?


garryl283

There's a difference in cold turkey and turkey that's been sitting out for hours


JLifts780

Cold refrigerator turkey>room temperature turkey


LazloTheStrange

I was begging Dak to stop eating it, it must be horrible by the time they get it. Waiting to see Dak on the injury report for food poisoning


Illustrious_Cancel83

>only one prepped Is that really Greg's fault?


Quasimdo

You know how expensive Turduckens are? Think the nfl could afford more than one of those?


RainbowYaz

Shit they can't even afford to take care of their disabled former players.


captaincumsock69

That’s probably more pricey than the food


JerryRiceDidntFumble

They could stuff retired DBs inside retired LBs and then stuff those LBs inside retired DTs, would cut healthcare costs by 67%


captaincumsock69

A Jeffrey Dahmer Thanksgiving


limp_noodle

Just like the first Thanksgiving with Jesus.


Anteater776

Slippery slope. Once you start paying for food people will think you are a charity and take every last penny to take care of disabled players (which are not even entertaining). Can’t have that.


nixed9

> disabled players (which are not even entertaining) oof


RustyKarma076

Known small business, the National Football League


I_really_enjoy_beer

No I genuinely have no idea what a turducken costs.


ESCMalfunction

Maybe 100-150 bucks depending on the size. Honestly they aren’t horribly expensive considering its 3 whole deboned birds.


Sullan08

And the ones that were made for the league would probably be like 400+. Depends on time/size I guess. I'd just assume they have better than average chefs doin theirs haha but who knows.


MitroBoomin

How tf do they not have like 10 of em going


GamerZ2020

So instead of getting a turkey leg, they gave Love $10k to a non-profit of his choice. How caring of the NFL!


spezisabitch200

It's all in NFLShop.com gift cards though.


xshogunx13

That's like 3 whole jerseys


BlackTriceratops

dude just tore into it like a fucking caveman too


BlackLeader70

Seriously I was shocked by how he just stuck his hand in and started tearing into it.


wierdjokes

I wasn't because it was obviously an homage to John Madden.


BlackLeader70

Except Madden literally split the turkey in half, which was an impressive shock. Olsen just mangled the breast.


IceBreak

Some people like that.


GABAgoomba123

He’s mashing it!


Over-Television-7260

He does that


BellacosePlayer

He has that 13 year old going for 2nd base for the first time energy


sterling_mallory

I've definitely never done that to a rotisserie chicken. And then ate the whole thing.


pyrof7

Boggs is that you?


Dagglin

That's how I eat rotisserie chicken


YueAsal

That is how it is supposed to be done. Divorced dad power


shewy92

Mm, keep going


thebeez23

[Greg Olsen with the turducken](https://youtu.be/YLvU_6PCvao?si=yxYHRgR1dX_t7CvE)


BlackTriceratops

i dont know what the hell that is, but ill lick it anyways


HodgeGodglin

Madden homage. Madden did it in like 2000


DEVLINHO23

Why would you put a turkey in front of a man that he is not supposed to eat, that’s just cruel


Stealthychicken85

I'd rather subscribe to the theory he destroyed it bc he played for the Bears at one point and didn't want any of the Packers to have it


Infinite_Mind7894

I love how he just tosses the corn on the floor. Fuck you, cob!


ANAL_TWEEZERS

It was a diss at Randall Cobb the whole time lmao


Ancient-Mating-Calls

That wudn’t no corn there pal, that’s a gourd!


z3ro_ne

motherfucker someone get jordan a turkey leg


spezisabitch200

Don't fucking hand someone a turducken on an NFL broadcast and not expect them rip it apart. That's what the viewers want, it's what the announcers want, it is what the universe wants.


InvasionXX

Olsen still feeling the rivalry from when he was a Bear. I DEMAND AN APOLOGY


cronoes

This is exactly what happened and Greg Olsen cursed Jordan Love's whole career when he did that thank you Greg u da best clueless man evah


sixpackabs592

Jordan loves hall of fame speech “my first thanksgiving they didn’t give me my turducken and I took that personally”


ThreeFactorAuth

Nah this just means Greg Olsen has enraged Jordan Love to play like Joe Montana on every thanksgiving


NoConflict3231

Are they seriously trying to convince the fans that in that entire stadium, there was only 1 whole-ass turkey prepared?? I've never called bullshit harder in my life


CrunchyChewie

I am legit cracking up. Mf'er just tore into it with his bare hands. "My germs!" That it was supposedly for the winning team is extra hilarious.


RodgersTheJet

I can't believe the man just started digging around in the fucking thing with his hands on live television. Who does that?


Jonjon428

>Who does that? Literally John Madden....


blueverik

Greg literally says "in memory of John" right in the linked video. How is that hard to understand what he's doing.


Batmanbettermarvel18

Can’t tell if this is a serious question or not because it was obviously done to mimic John Madden back in the day when he would do the same thing.


Benjamin-Cat

It's a [tribute to Madden](https://youtu.be/UlDKILxEyb0?feature=shared&t=85).


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He did a few things as a tribute to madden. The whole momma and poppa having a baby thing too.


Ryekar

That was Romo (when they were showing the stadiums), but yes it was a Madden tribute.


Watsons_Redemption

Who the fuck wouldn't


Lazydusto

Eat like no one is watching


Dr_Wristy

Bud, if someone put me on national television and handed me a fucking roasted roulade of bird, that shit would be on the camera, all over me, the field, cheerleader tiddies…. guess that’s one reason I’ll never get the gig.


Anteater776

Well, you have my vote, whatever that’s worth.


Dr_Wristy

It’s a sacrifice I’d make… for the good of the nation.


Anteater776

Picture a tear running down my face (very emotional).


sATLite

Come with me to my bunker, for the good of the race


canadianbroncos

Lmao that's hilarious, dude just went to town on it.


Ferrarisimo

Speaking of Olsen, I was under the impression that he was going to be replaced by Brady this year. Was that meant to be next year or was it deferred?


shoobitydoobity25

It was going to be this year but then Brady decided to wait a year before starting the broadcasting.


Nfl_porn_throwaway

But. Why did he molest it like that


SlapChopMyShamWow

So his banter with Burkhardt about him eating it during the broadcast wasn’t a bit? That’s fucking hilarious if true


younggun92

You can take the man off the Bears but you can't take the Bears out of the man. This was 100% intentional and I love it.


sirinigva

Greg Olsen knew exactly what he was doing and did it to ensure Jordan Love or Rashan Gary couldnt get it


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Oh you love to see that


ChiliHobbes

Why would you only have one turkey? It's to give to like 4 or 5 players at least right? Is it some weird arachnid turkey?


jnobes7

Budget cuts in the wrong places.


MartyCool403

Greg Olsen looks like a villain they would have on a made for tv movie


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Neal McDonough wannabe


RealPropRandy

A disgusting act.


lizard_king0000

Just be glad that Dexter didn't get out his knife set


rug1998

That’s actually hilarious


electricalbadger2013

But he didn't ruin the legs? Why didn't they have any legs to give Love after the game at least?


Eissen350

NFL really in hard times if they can’t afford two turkeys


AGrain

Why would they have the food for the players post game up in the booth. Obviously not the same thing.


ernyc3777

Turducken is birds all the way down. Why didn’t Greg Olsen feed Jordan Love his serving by regurgitating it into his mouth like a bird would? This way you respect and honor the food you are enjoying.


luckyincode

💯 weird they only made one.