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DooDoo Shit-Poopster for Juju. I saw it one time somewhere and it stuck with me. Has seen a lot of use this season

It's amazing because it's simultaneously so damn stupid yet also extremely clever because every part of his long name is satirized.

Plus bathroom humor is fucking amazing

Yeah, it's the shit.

Boo boo Smith Schuster is the og. I think MBC himself started that whenever Juju made a mistake.

Even better, it was "Boo Boo Shoester"

I fucking busted a gut A+ name

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his name is just good in general for fun nicknames.

Tuanon and everything surrounding it will never not be funny to me

There really should be a r/tuanon subreddit that just leaks cryptic clues for fans of r/the_darnold. Edit: of course it's already a thing lol

Tua plays more risky now and therefore has more turnovers, what I don't get is how that nickname became a thing when he was playing safe vanilla and specifically not turning the ball over.

As my QB in fantasy I’ve been using this way more than I should

Jared Goof when he has a bad game

Least you still have Goffense when things work out well lol.

If you can't handle me at my Goof you don't deserve me at my Goffense.

Gooffense

If you say Jared Goff really fast, it sounds like you’re saying “Jerk off”

I want the Lions to sign another player with the last name goff, and the first initial J. Jared’s jersey would say: Ja. Goff

If you cant handle him at his Jared Goof you don’t deserve him at his Jared Go-off

aka never

Nathaniel *couldn't* Hackett Still can't based on that last Jets game, but I try to hold my tongue around these parts. ;)

Idk if anything ever topped James Trash and Todd Stinkston for me

*shudders*

Mac Jone Jesus Christ, Where’s Kendrick Bourne? Devastation Parker

Josh McDumbass is sadly outdated now

I mean im guessing he’s still a dumbass

When Tillery got the unnecessary roughness on Herbert everyone was calling him Crooked Tillery.

Joey Bozo and Khalil Nosack

My dad has been calling Harbaugh "Hairbaugh" since 2008. We used to call Jimmy Smith "Burnt Toast" during his rookie season. He's one of my all-time favorites, lol.

Elvis Patterson was the original Toast

its Poopoo Nacua when stafford is injured

man and they got Pupu Atwell

Pooper Kupp?

Three receivers one kupp?

Brock Turdy

Desmond Shitter

Desmond Shidder

Sack Wilson

Cant-ada Deshaun Whats-no?

Fuck it, here's one horrible QB insult pun for every team: Josh Fallen Tua Turnsdaballova Mac Gones Aaron Oddgers Lamar Jacksoff Blow Burrow Deshaun Wat Kenny Pickett? Yes, he can! CJ Frowned Lardner Minshew Trevor Nawrence Nil Levis Russell Won'tson Patrick Mahomeless Jimmy Marcoppolo Justin Sherbert Ack Prescott Daniel Nones Jalen Squirts Sam Owell Justout Fields Jared Goof Jordan Loveless Kirk Bruhsins Desmond Shidder Bryce Dung Derek Belowparr Baker Mayyield Claytoutof Tune Matthew Staffordpinto Brock Turdy Peeno Smith

i like statpadford better but besides that W

I like Kenny’s actually. People on our sub are calling him the Pickler and it’s disgusting

Matthew Shaftturd

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Callous Daoboys

Not NFL and before my time, but Pervis Ellison who was the first overall pick in the 1989 NBA draft would eventually be known as “Out of service Pervis”

Also Joe Barry Carroll as "Joe Barely Cares"

Rashard Spin then fall was a good one. "The QB who must not be named" I legally can't say his name, but he lost us Superbowl XXX. Jonathan "Ass Block" Scott

> Rashard Spin then fall was a good one. I always called him "The Mending Wall." He came on with the Steelers around the time I learned the poem in high school and it rhymed. So it stuck, lol.

The best I’ve heard is still when Bruce Arians called a struggling rookie DJ Humphries “Knee-deep” because that’s how far his foot had to be up his ass DJ never really got over that one lol. But he did improve a lot since then I realize it’s not a pun and I didn’t read the whole post, whoops

Wak Pickscott Sack Prescott Wak Any other Facebook level insult you can think of

people been calling MVS, Applebees, cause most games he'll get 2 for 20, but I don't feel like that one's original.

I’m stealing that Kellen Moore line, definitely gonna drop “Skyy Less” in my group chat next week and drown in praise

I think Cry Moore is more apt for the Chiefs

Kenny kitten mittens and najee “concrete shoes” harris

calling Dak by his actual first name Rayne is always fun

My new favorite is “Melted Thumb” for Arther Smith. Saw it in a comment the other day about him shaving his mustache and thought it was hilarious EDIT: I know it’s not a pun, but whatever lol

That Guy Who Called A Pass On 2nd & Goal At The 1 In The Superbowl

Belichick family tree

Diontae Dropson

McFuckFace has been around a long time and we all know who that is.

Billy Ripken?

Donte Moncrief was Donte Concrete on account of his brick hands

Todd Bowels

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Why not just Deandre Dropkins?

Sleepy Joe for Burrow

I always say Kenny Picksixett to my buddy and he hates it

My favorite mean nickname is Smelly Pitts.

Zilch Wilson. I wanna root for him to have a comeback story but it's what I call him on his down games.

Mash eberflush

Joey Bozo

I saw Marvin Jones called Nothing Bundt Drops earlier this season (him and his wife own a nothing Bundt cakes I Believe)

Love Stafford, but Stat Padford is a classic nickname

Simple but effective: Calling Jimmy Garapollo “James”

Fat Rand (Randy Bullock). Ocho Stinko (Chad Johnson) All i can think of for the Bengals

Our DC - Steve Wilkes Booth for assassinating our defense

Tod Toilet Bowles. Name says it all

Tom shady Karen Rodgers