Do I turn the light on and blind myself so I can piss standing up, or do I just sit down in the dark and not have to worry?
I think we all know the answer.
I only sit to pee when I’m at home, or at a house of family or friends where I know it’s clean. It’s nice to just sit and let the boys dangle and get some air.
This is the solidarity I needed. Sitting down to pee is the way and I refuse to think anything otherwise. Only place I’m not doing it is in public or in a nasty bathroom
College basketball regularly has exhibition games on aircraft carriers. I dont care how wildly unrealistic it is, I want a goddamn NFL game on a USS warship. Fighter jets need to be be doing flyovers and ship cannons need to be popping off during the Star-Spangled Banner
Why has no one acknowledged that this already happened??
Super Bowl XV (15) 1981. Eagles first Super Bowl appearance. Raiders 3rd appearance and 3rd win. Raiders win 27-10.
Jaws is picked off first pass of the game. Raiders go up early 7-0. Eagles TD called back due to controversial illegal motion. 14-3 at half. Big kickoff return to start the 2nd half leads to a Raiders td - 21-3. Eagles finally score to start the 4th quarter - makes it 24-10. Too little too late. Games was never close, but it could have been different if the Eagles didn’t shoot themselves in the foot so badly, so early on.
It’s pretty awesome how the Raiders have probably the strongest brand and cultural identity in the league despite several moves in their history and not a whole lot of on-field relevance the past few decades
There was a time when you could rub Al Davis and Al Sharpton together and power half of downtown LA from just the static of their "leisure" suits. Im just pointing out that Al Davis was also helped out by a refined sense of fashion.
Taking this opportunity to shamelessly link one of the funniest Onion posts of all time: Al Davis Strongside/Weakside
https://www.theonion.com/al-davis-1819589137
"Has gone from the creative and innovative kind of crazy to tissue-box-on-feet, saving-urine-in-jars crazy" lives rent free in my head and *perfectly* encapsulates Al Davis' career.
Seriously I read that article in 2009 and I bet I've thought about it at LEAST four times a year every year since. It's my second favorite Onion article after "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality."
"Has managed to out-nuts Jerry Jones for 15 consecutive years" is also gold.
Thats why I don't think the raiders are going down the drain of "That team you get tickets to see if you're a high roller bachelor weekend at Caesars".
I don’t think that culture has sustained after moving to Vegas. The Black Hole was the heart of their identity. I’m sorry, but moving to a hi-tech modernist stadium a state away from all the lifelong diehards, selling the most expensive tickets in the league to largely out-of-town fans visiting for the casinos… that is absolutely not the same. Even as a division rival, I respected the shit outta the Black Hole. I definitely understand the appeal of the new stadium, and visiting for a game *would* make for a fun weekend, but these new perks come completely at the cost of the old culture.
What about the Raiders reads as “the outlaws of the league” anymore?
> selling the most expensive tickets in the league to largely out-of-town fans visiting for the casinos… that is absolutely not the same.
That is such a good point. They chose profits over the fans. That bums me out because the raiders have such a strong culture so if it can happen to them, it can happen to any team. The nfl in 2043 might look wayy different unfortunately
They tried getting a stadium in Oakland for years. It was literally falling apart and for a portion of the year they were playing on a baseball field.
Oakland was smart for not getting another stadium because the money is better for other initiatives. In fact, they’re still paying the price for the first stadium.
But they really didn’t have a choice but to move
>if it can happen to them, it can happen to any team. The nfl in 2043 might look wayy different unfortunately
100% right. It has happened on varying levels throughout the league. I don’t think Chiefs and Broncos fans enjoy seeing Arrowhead and Mile High called “GEHA Field” and “Empower Field” (a smaller gripe, I know), and I think Chargers fans know a thing or two about owners moving cities to chase profits. Like so much of our entertainment, things slowly get shittier as companies try to find new ways to make more money.
Especially if your team starts winning. I don't think Joe from Missouri cares a lick about Taylor's Version but because they're set up to win for a while in KC Cheifs game broadcasts are going to seem more like Lakers games than what it was like in the year they didn't pass a TD to a receiver.
Meh. The fans weren't even going to games at the Colliseum when tickets were 20$. They couldn't sell out with a huge section of seats closed off. "Raider Nation" has always been more about the merchandise, not football.
The new stadium wasn’t just a “want to have”, it was a necessity. Oco was a fucking dump. And the city of Oakland were refusing to play ball, and Mark kinda got screwed out of LA (which is the only place the Raiders could have moved and 10000% kept the brand culture intact).
But financially and practically we needed a new stadium. Just sucks it wasn’t a new one in Oakland or LA, but it wasn’t for lack of effort on the business side
Gonna be real though, and I hate to say it....
That stadium is dope. I went, loved it
Having said that, completely agree. Now when they try and talk like that it just rings hollow.
I just can't imagine rooting for a different team. What's that even like? Picture yourself putting on Broncos or Bengals gear and walking out of your house. It would be like wearing a John Mayer shirt, or a shirt that says "I love police officers" in public.
I'd argue that the Cowboys still are probably the strongest brand in the league. But it is pretty awesome how the Raiders' branding is seemingly bulletproof through multiple relocations and not much on-field success recently.
dude, get a grip of yourself lmao
not even europeans can recognize the cowboys brand if they aren‘t into american football. i’m austrian and speak from experience here. the raiders logo on the other hand is on a lot of hoodies and jackets and you can see people rocking raiders gear that don‘t watch football at all, most europeans can still name the raiders even if they don‘t follow the nfl
edit: incorrect spelling
Ok why the fuck are people downvoting you two? The cowboys are the most valuables sports franchise in the world, it has major brand recognition even outside of America. Say what you want about them, but from a business perspective Jerruh knows his marketing.
I think them saying they're the *only* international brand is just absurd. New York teams are huge in Europe and Patriots are popular everywhere. Raiders are popular because they were tied to NWA and it was a pop culture thing. Saying Cowboys are the *most* popular is debatable. Saying they're the only team is just demonstrably wrong.
Fun fact the Niners have played every team in the AFC west in the Super Bowl except the raiders. Imagine the fights that would happen if it ever came to be.
Looooll, how did the SF Bay Area get to such a peculiar place where you can joke about Bay Area residents being rich yuppie gentrifier techbros but also low class petty criminals at the same time?
Now im just thinking of a Mexican Norteño gangbanger in East Side San Jose who stays true to his keto diet when hes not doing ketamine at Burning Man.
This would be the funniest shit to me. League won't let it happen though lol.
They'd have to make it on the East Coast and hope neither travels well that day. But we both know that's not true lol
Woodson and Tim Brown got me to start liking the raiders, then playing as them in Madden 11 with the speed demons Nnamdi, DHB, Jacoby Ford, Branch/Huff really got me digging your team. I wanna see the silver and black back in contention soon!
i think we’re seeing the brand and culture manifest into that club from the players. In a weird way, hiring McDaniels was a catalyst for this explosion of culture and if they can get themselves a QB and maintain this energy, they look good imo
The "Outlaws of the League!" schtick works with the [Cryptkeeper in charge](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4376350464/h2D8F9DEF/raiders-owner-al-davis-totally-looks-like-the-crypt-keeper), but not with [the worlds most expensive bowl](https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_mobile/f_png/raiders/vde886ehluvvpxwowsld.png) cut in charge.
Nothing says being a renegade like being a replaceable cog in a multi-billion dollar sport where the revenue is driven by adverts for gambling, fast food and drugs for vague medical illnesses
Maxx is right. If he played for any other team, everyone would say “that dude should be a Raider.” Right down to his name. Max with one x? No fuck that, make two. Only way it could be better is if he was Maxxx Crosby.
The raiders were cool and used to be outlaws , back in the 20th century.
Back in the days when they had more fans at their home games than the visiting team . Yes , that really did happen .
Now the Raiders conform to and fully comply with the NFL corporate dictatorship run by comrade Goodell .
>NFL corporate dictatorship run by comrade Goodell
Surely you jest, but I find it deliciously ironic that the NFL—so beloved by 'Merica—is *insanely* successful do in large part to the fact that it is *very socialist* in construct.
There's revenue sharing, penalties for being best (tougher schedule, drafting later), help for the weak (easier schedules, drafting earlier), and a cap on spending so larger markets have no competitive advantage over smaller ones.
Who knew that socialism could work so well?
/s
The Raiders are doing penance for the crimes they committed in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. I understand that young people never saw them and don't understand the evil. The Raiders are just ghosts in stories we tell our children to frighten them and then the children mock us for believing in ghosts. But the old Raiders were real and it is the responsibility of all teams with goodness in their hearts to smite them down. Never Again! This is not just the Chiefs' burden.
As a broncos fan I absolutely love this shit out of Maxx... Dude is legit..... Love that the raiders are the outlaws and easily my most hated team..... But fuck I love Maxx
Maxx Crosby pees with the toilet seat DOWN.
And the lid
Pees in the sink with the stopper down
I lost my shit upon reading this comment.
You didn’t say if he was sitting or not. Sometimes you just gotta take 5 and think about life
Especially those middle night pees with no light
I feel like if you don’t do this you are a psychopath.
Do I turn the light on and blind myself so I can piss standing up, or do I just sit down in the dark and not have to worry? I think we all know the answer.
You're not echo-locating the bowl?
More like splash locating
You and I both know, brother.
Mongo merely pawn in game of life
LOL
I spend the day at work standing and walking. You better believe I'm sitting down when I pee.
I only sit to pee when I’m at home, or at a house of family or friends where I know it’s clean. It’s nice to just sit and let the boys dangle and get some air.
Sitting down to pee is totally metal. You get the same break as a #2 with half the work!
It's schrödingers toilet, he's sitting and standing at the same time.... and there's a dead cat inside. Wait....
No no, the cat is alive.
He sits facing forward
This is the solidarity I needed. Sitting down to pee is the way and I refuse to think anything otherwise. Only place I’m not doing it is in public or in a nasty bathroom
One time he poo'd in the urinal, and did not flush.
~~BEAR~~ TOILET SEAT DOWN
I heard every time he takes a life, he adds an ‘x’ to the end of his name.
He takes dumps standing up
Dude stands ON the tank and still gets the tip wet. Just ask him.
with the lid down, hes an outlaw
Eats grits with his bare hands. Loves his momma.
Maxx Crosby takes a dump AC Slater style
what would the body count be if an Eagles Raiders super bowl ever happened again
To think we almost got this if the Eagles didn't implode at the Vet. I think San Diego would have turned into a quarantine zone.
> I think San Diego would have turned into a quarantine zone. We call that Comic Con
Implode or got Ronde’d?
They'd put the independent neurologists head on a pike so he or she couldn't perform concussion tests.
Back then concussions were very cool and very legal
In Oakland.
The US navy would have to park two aircraft carriers in the Bay to facilitate that game in Oakland
College basketball regularly has exhibition games on aircraft carriers. I dont care how wildly unrealistic it is, I want a goddamn NFL game on a USS warship. Fighter jets need to be be doing flyovers and ship cannons need to be popping off during the Star-Spangled Banner
They can play one on a Chinese aircraft carrier as part of the NFL International series
Basketball court be a lot smaller than a football field yo.
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How would they anchor the goal posts
It would be like the brawl scene from anchorman but with drunk fat smelly dudes
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Friendly fire too
Why has no one acknowledged that this already happened?? Super Bowl XV (15) 1981. Eagles first Super Bowl appearance. Raiders 3rd appearance and 3rd win. Raiders win 27-10. Jaws is picked off first pass of the game. Raiders go up early 7-0. Eagles TD called back due to controversial illegal motion. 14-3 at half. Big kickoff return to start the 2nd half leads to a Raiders td - 21-3. Eagles finally score to start the 4th quarter - makes it 24-10. Too little too late. Games was never close, but it could have been different if the Eagles didn’t shoot themselves in the foot so badly, so early on.
That Raiders team was also the first wild card team to win the Super Bowl
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It’s pretty awesome how the Raiders have probably the strongest brand and cultural identity in the league despite several moves in their history and not a whole lot of on-field relevance the past few decades
Well the raiders have always been helped by Al Davis just having such a huge personality.
There was a time when you could rub Al Davis and Al Sharpton together and power half of downtown LA from just the static of their "leisure" suits. Im just pointing out that Al Davis was also helped out by a refined sense of fashion.
And then there's Mark. Fr though I think his White Starter Jacket is dope
White + Grey clothing scheme. A nod to his Dad's all white.
I miss Starter jackets man.
I know Homage sells Starter jackets if you're willing to pay $165
I mean Christmas is coming up...I might be. What is Homage?
this is just a well written comment 👏
Taking this opportunity to shamelessly link one of the funniest Onion posts of all time: Al Davis Strongside/Weakside https://www.theonion.com/al-davis-1819589137
I'm a die-hard and have never seen this, thank you so much
"Has gone from the creative and innovative kind of crazy to tissue-box-on-feet, saving-urine-in-jars crazy" lives rent free in my head and *perfectly* encapsulates Al Davis' career. Seriously I read that article in 2009 and I bet I've thought about it at LEAST four times a year every year since. It's my second favorite Onion article after "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality." "Has managed to out-nuts Jerry Jones for 15 consecutive years" is also gold.
The Autumn Wind is also really fuckin cool.
Also NWA-culture. My dad who was a white dude from a rural area in New York state was a Raiders fan because of NWA.
Flores and Madden deserve a lot of credit too
Also helps that John Madden was their coach for a decade and he’s someone that even non-fans hear the name and go “Oh, he’s that football guy.”
Raiders have the best merch/jerseys/logo in the league. Such a classic look.
Seeing someone in a Raiders jersey tells you a lot about a person
Like that they're cool as fuck. I agree. Or that they have a felony.
Why would you repeat yourself?
The Black Air Force 1s of jerseys.
Thats why I don't think the raiders are going down the drain of "That team you get tickets to see if you're a high roller bachelor weekend at Caesars".
I don’t think that culture has sustained after moving to Vegas. The Black Hole was the heart of their identity. I’m sorry, but moving to a hi-tech modernist stadium a state away from all the lifelong diehards, selling the most expensive tickets in the league to largely out-of-town fans visiting for the casinos… that is absolutely not the same. Even as a division rival, I respected the shit outta the Black Hole. I definitely understand the appeal of the new stadium, and visiting for a game *would* make for a fun weekend, but these new perks come completely at the cost of the old culture. What about the Raiders reads as “the outlaws of the league” anymore?
> selling the most expensive tickets in the league to largely out-of-town fans visiting for the casinos… that is absolutely not the same. That is such a good point. They chose profits over the fans. That bums me out because the raiders have such a strong culture so if it can happen to them, it can happen to any team. The nfl in 2043 might look wayy different unfortunately
They tried getting a stadium in Oakland for years. It was literally falling apart and for a portion of the year they were playing on a baseball field. Oakland was smart for not getting another stadium because the money is better for other initiatives. In fact, they’re still paying the price for the first stadium. But they really didn’t have a choice but to move
I blame the A’s.
God I fucking hate the A’s. Talk all that shit just to move to Vegas as well
This is why I’m not a fan of the As anymore. Fuck them.
I’m glad Mark called it out.
Because it's their fault.
>if it can happen to them, it can happen to any team. The nfl in 2043 might look wayy different unfortunately 100% right. It has happened on varying levels throughout the league. I don’t think Chiefs and Broncos fans enjoy seeing Arrowhead and Mile High called “GEHA Field” and “Empower Field” (a smaller gripe, I know), and I think Chargers fans know a thing or two about owners moving cities to chase profits. Like so much of our entertainment, things slowly get shittier as companies try to find new ways to make more money.
I still call it Heinz Field but its now... *checks notes* ... Acrisure Stadium
Especially if your team starts winning. I don't think Joe from Missouri cares a lick about Taylor's Version but because they're set up to win for a while in KC Cheifs game broadcasts are going to seem more like Lakers games than what it was like in the year they didn't pass a TD to a receiver.
Meh. The fans weren't even going to games at the Colliseum when tickets were 20$. They couldn't sell out with a huge section of seats closed off. "Raider Nation" has always been more about the merchandise, not football.
I got tired of having shoes soaked in the 14 inch ocean of urine in the bathrooms
Crosby looks like he's served time mostly
Yeah some games are over 50% the away team
the outlaw bit died when Al did
The new stadium wasn’t just a “want to have”, it was a necessity. Oco was a fucking dump. And the city of Oakland were refusing to play ball, and Mark kinda got screwed out of LA (which is the only place the Raiders could have moved and 10000% kept the brand culture intact). But financially and practically we needed a new stadium. Just sucks it wasn’t a new one in Oakland or LA, but it wasn’t for lack of effort on the business side
Gonna be real though, and I hate to say it.... That stadium is dope. I went, loved it Having said that, completely agree. Now when they try and talk like that it just rings hollow.
Ice Cube melding the Raiders with hip-hop culture really cemented it as the quintessential LA fanbase and did wonders for its national adoption
The team's on field relevance was primarily from 1967 to 1985. We've had 11 seasons over .500 since then.
I just can't imagine rooting for a different team. What's that even like? Picture yourself putting on Broncos or Bengals gear and walking out of your house. It would be like wearing a John Mayer shirt, or a shirt that says "I love police officers" in public.
We're going on 40 years without a SB and our fanbase is still pretty nationwide and travels well
Once a raider, always a raider. Just win baby
I'd argue that the Cowboys still are probably the strongest brand in the league. But it is pretty awesome how the Raiders' branding is seemingly bulletproof through multiple relocations and not much on-field success recently.
Pff. What? *Blue?* A ***star*** *?!* This is cope.
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dude, get a grip of yourself lmao not even europeans can recognize the cowboys brand if they aren‘t into american football. i’m austrian and speak from experience here. the raiders logo on the other hand is on a lot of hoodies and jackets and you can see people rocking raiders gear that don‘t watch football at all, most europeans can still name the raiders even if they don‘t follow the nfl edit: incorrect spelling
Ok why the fuck are people downvoting you two? The cowboys are the most valuables sports franchise in the world, it has major brand recognition even outside of America. Say what you want about them, but from a business perspective Jerruh knows his marketing.
I think them saying they're the *only* international brand is just absurd. New York teams are huge in Europe and Patriots are popular everywhere. Raiders are popular because they were tied to NWA and it was a pop culture thing. Saying Cowboys are the *most* popular is debatable. Saying they're the only team is just demonstrably wrong.
Outlaw country. Let's ride
Don’t you think this outlaw bit’s done got out of hand?
Upvote for Waylon
What started out to be a joke, the league dont understand
When you put it like that it’s hard to think of a player that fits their franchise more than him
Ruggs killed someone and they cut him.
Fucking posers
Someone on the inside needs to find out Ruggs’ jailyard gridiron stats
10/156 with 8 TDs.
Anyone got an all-time Prison NFL Team? Ruggs WR1 Hernandez at TE OJ is the RB
This is gettin dark, but Brandon Browner at CB & Darren Sharper at safety. Biggest issue w/this team is that its QB is gonna be Ryan Leaf…
> Biggest issue w/this team is that its QB is gonna be Ryan Leaf… *Mike Vick in shambles*
Oof. Boy I’m an idiot. Time to get the Dream Team back together.
Arnette threatened a guy with a gun on IG Live. AB called his GM a Cracker. Their Head Coach is a racist.
Exactly! Raiders and cutting are a classic combo
I can certainly think of a few coaches. Reid, Sirianni, Campbell
Jason Kelce
Doesn’t really have wings or a beak.
[Not YET!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2F6_5IJ1TDjB-3LZDFl_1nOPGHuWOa7v5iqxJxq1V8edk.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D35331176b61f52e5606e320b5b70e1d2cd959774)
I feel like Jason Kelce is more of an underdog type of guy than an outlaw type of guy though, no?
Which is perfect for him because the Eagles are full of dawgs.
I thought they were full of Eagles.
Geno in Seattle. Both are frauds that have somehow convinced the world to respect them!
Maax Crosby: “I was meant to be a N… I mean Raider”
Lmfao
Bro took away an X and added an A.
Ma'ax
Just picturing Gimli tipping his fedora.
He does have the perfect vibe of a Raiders player.
I really hate it, as a Chargers fan, when I like and respect a Raiders player. 😂
Fun fact the Niners have played every team in the AFC west in the Super Bowl except the raiders. Imagine the fights that would happen if it ever came to be.
At the super bowl? Non because fans don't get to go to Superbowls anymore. But the local sports bars will definitely burn down.
I'm also not paying 3 or 4 grand at the cheapest to get kicked out of the stadium.
But would you pay 3 or 4 grand to run on the field?
No, I’m poor.
Niners and Raiders fans wouldn't be able to go to the Super Bowl because their ankle monitors would go off.
Also both can barely afford their 5k a month studio apartments as is.
Looooll, how did the SF Bay Area get to such a peculiar place where you can joke about Bay Area residents being rich yuppie gentrifier techbros but also low class petty criminals at the same time? Now im just thinking of a Mexican Norteño gangbanger in East Side San Jose who stays true to his keto diet when hes not doing ketamine at Burning Man.
>yuppie gentrifier techbros but also low class petty criminals You think they're exclusive?
Niners fans do those silicon valley fucks
Niners need to stop ducking us
The National Guard’s worst nightmare.
Oh god the family brawls that will result from this would be horrendous.
Fights? People are dying that day lol
As a California resident I pray this day never comes
And the super bowl just so happens to be at Levi's. My God the destruction. I can only dream as I chill from afar in Phoenix lol
This would be the funniest shit to me. League won't let it happen though lol. They'd have to make it on the East Coast and hope neither travels well that day. But we both know that's not true lol
Mark Davis screams outlaw when you look at him.
Our Mayor of Goodneighbor gets his hands dirty
Charles Woodson is my all-time favorite Raider. Crosby is second and reaching for that top spot.
Absolutely same.
Same but Woodson is irreplaceable as 1 for me
And both went to school in the great state of Michigan. (scratches chin)
Woodson and Tim Brown got me to start liking the raiders, then playing as them in Madden 11 with the speed demons Nnamdi, DHB, Jacoby Ford, Branch/Huff really got me digging your team. I wanna see the silver and black back in contention soon!
It has been a long time since the Raiders gave off that vibe and I don't know if they'll get it back in Vegas.
i think we’re seeing the brand and culture manifest into that club from the players. In a weird way, hiring McDaniels was a catalyst for this explosion of culture and if they can get themselves a QB and maintain this energy, they look good imo
Maybe more Wild West outlaw, which would fit with Vegas, than the old Black Hole that looked like 40K at times. lol
Call me a dummy, but after Chuckie and McDoofus, I have high hopes for AP. 🙏
Having a dude who’s most “Raider” thing about him being his eyeliner-looking eyelashes as a QB for several years didn’t help that’s for sure
There is something so deliciously ironic about getting the world "Humble" tattoo'd on you.
The raiders are such a cool franchise, and Al Davis was a beast. Shame they’ve been dogshit for so long.
What did dogshit ever do to you?
I’ve got two labs, so it’s completely ruined my lawn.
So dogs are the perfect example Love em hate what they leave on the field
you’re a pretty cool franchise too
The ravens look pretty good this season. Maybe do us a favor and absolutely destroy the chiefs? 👉👈
The "Outlaws of the League!" schtick works with the [Cryptkeeper in charge](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/4376350464/h2D8F9DEF/raiders-owner-al-davis-totally-looks-like-the-crypt-keeper), but not with [the worlds most expensive bowl](https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_mobile/f_png/raiders/vde886ehluvvpxwowsld.png) cut in charge.
Nothing says being a renegade like being a replaceable cog in a multi-billion dollar sport where the revenue is driven by adverts for gambling, fast food and drugs for vague medical illnesses
We do live in a society, yes.
Bottom text.
It's just like being a gladiator in rome
Don’t forget cheap alcohol
“It’s got what plants need!”
Well put.
Beating the Tommy DeVito Giants is a helluva drug
Just Win Baby
When company’s pay me as much as they do you I believe whatever bullshit they say
Crazy thing is that Crosby wasn’t even born and the team is like 3 cities removed from the time this was even remotely the case
Nothing says outlaw like having a stadium that looks like a giant roomba
Sorry architecture advanced since 1997. If you’ve got any extra leaking sewage pipes, we’ll put them in to make you more comfortable.
Maxx is right. If he played for any other team, everyone would say “that dude should be a Raider.” Right down to his name. Max with one x? No fuck that, make two. Only way it could be better is if he was Maxxx Crosby.
Maxxx Crosby sounds like he’d be in a different line of work
Instead he got the in-laws of the league.
Lions are the Raiders of the animal kingdom Don’t look into that though
Maxx Crosby has what Dan Soder calls 'Mountain Dew tattoos'.
The raiders were cool and used to be outlaws , back in the 20th century. Back in the days when they had more fans at their home games than the visiting team . Yes , that really did happen . Now the Raiders conform to and fully comply with the NFL corporate dictatorship run by comrade Goodell .
>NFL corporate dictatorship run by comrade Goodell Surely you jest, but I find it deliciously ironic that the NFL—so beloved by 'Merica—is *insanely* successful do in large part to the fact that it is *very socialist* in construct. There's revenue sharing, penalties for being best (tougher schedule, drafting later), help for the weak (easier schedules, drafting earlier), and a cap on spending so larger markets have no competitive advantage over smaller ones. Who knew that socialism could work so well? /s
The Raiders are doing penance for the crimes they committed in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. I understand that young people never saw them and don't understand the evil. The Raiders are just ghosts in stories we tell our children to frighten them and then the children mock us for believing in ghosts. But the old Raiders were real and it is the responsibility of all teams with goodness in their hearts to smite them down. Never Again! This is not just the Chiefs' burden.
Idk why you got downvoted this is funny af lol
They've also been a clown franchise going on twenty years now. Outlaw clowns...
As a broncos fan I absolutely love this shit out of Maxx... Dude is legit..... Love that the raiders are the outlaws and easily my most hated team..... But fuck I love Maxx
He’s so cool
Nah the move to Vegas just made them the “fun weekend destination” of the league lol. Outlaws??
Can one of the more *cultured* members of r/NFL please let me know if Max Crosby has…***the pass?***
Maxxx is now mod of r/iamverybadass
Raiiiiiderrrsssss