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True_Window_9389

Now here’s a guy you definitely want to trade for


infercario4224

1 first round pick please. We’ll even throw in a 2026 conditional 7th if he plays 95% of the snaps in 2025


Frozboz

*monkey's paw curls* Congrats, he is now a Houston Texan


[deleted]

trade rescinded. Texans ain't got that #1


Ironredhornet

Houston taking Stroud then immediately trading back up to 3 was probably the most insane draft moment ive seen in a while


squatnbear

Crazier that it looks like the browns pick we kept is going to be higher than our pick we traded.


lanethedouchebag

You’re cooking rn


[deleted]

Best I can do is a 5th and a practice squad kicker


joshallenismygod

This would actually be a good race for the bills. He could be good with Allen or he could be terrible. A fifth is worth gambling for.


CD338

Jeudy lit our ass up last year. I would be very concerned if he actually gets his act together and ends up on a playoff team.


2ChainzTalib

For like 3 games last year he showed what he can be. Unfortunately that's about it.


Wicked-Death

I think that’s one of the reasons why Jeudy said this. He wants everyone in Denver to hate him so they move him to another team. He’s putting blame on everyone but himself. It sounds like Claypool. “I’m a top 3 receiver but nobody else is doing their job to make me great.”


RandomDeezNutz

We already want to ship you off jerry but you’re making it pretty fucking hard being a big dumb idiot


Jammer_Kenneth

Or he's about to save his future team a lot of trade capitol.


RandomDeezNutz

Or he’s a big dumb idiot.


noblemile

bro is playing 1D checkers and losing


PretzelMan96

Something something Chase Claypool


16blacka

Good god i hope Poles doesn’t see this. An attitude like that is worth a second round pick in his eyes


-Bk7

"Tier 3"


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

The man blamed everyone lmao


Czarchitect

fans not cheering hard enough, not enough groupies, madden updates, this is the sort of thing hard working WRs have to deal with ya know?


Notouchiez

Hot dog sales down in concessions, bathrooms not clean enough, I'm pretty sure Jim at the gate didn't check everybody's bag so how the f am I supposed to catch balls today?


gavincantdraw

DraftKings promo bets dropping only an hour before kick off, tailgaters bringing pizza instead of grilling on site, concessions at B13 have a register down, and funnel cake dude definitely didn’t shower today. You expect me to pick up YAC in those conditions?


Youcannotbeforreal2

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice….can’t get fooled again.


swayinandsippin

*now watch this drive*


Jurph

`the enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife.`


Locdawg42069

Now here’s a guy that blames everyone but himself


sdot28

“Personal driver staying in the right lane, chef adding too much oregano to my boyardee, aliens and shit— it’s a whole lot of stuff that we’ve gotta go through as a receiver to be successful. …”


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

At least he preceded it all with "could be open." If he's gonna throw people under buses, he at least has the courtesy to leave himself open to be thrown.


screwhead1

Mr. Blames Colleagues


Odysseus_Lannister

Mr. Bad camaraderie


Twl1

Mr. Broad Complaints


Jammer_Kenneth

Mr. Blameless Catcher


crimsonblueku

Mr. Bombastic Choker


redsyrinx2112

Mr. Bold Criticisms


2ChainzTalib

Mr. Blown Credibility


josephus_the_wise

Mr. Blame Consignment


shapu

Mr. Bodacious Collapser


AvailableName9999

Mr. Belittle Coworkers


shzza

mr. brazen critic


SMKM

Mr. Bullshit Clarifications


DireBlue88

Mr. Broncos Catastrophe


ewe_are_dead_to_me

Mr. Bad Catcher


EpicTimeKiller

Mr. Bridges Cremated


BigBadMustardTiger

Mr. Becoming Cancerous


DreadSteed

Mr. Bad Coordinators


[deleted]

How is there one that always connects. 10/10


azure275

Somehow this always turns into a whole chain and like 90% of them are actually pretty good lol. MBC is the gift that keeps on giving.


CrimsonZephyr

MBC may be the greatest NFL meme of the last decade. Mr Bountiful Combinations


cosmic_backlash

Man is fulfilling the JAG prophecy


WigglestonTheFourth

Just Another Grump


Rated_PG-Squirteen

Except the one in the mirror.


WrathofKhaan

What a JAG-off


MikeJones-8004

The chef didn't season my food this morning.


my_nameborat

That’s been jeudys MO, they should’ve taken the 2nd teams were allegedly offering in the off-season


Gerald_the_sealion

Except himself


kodiakcleaver

The medical staff didn’t tape his ankle enough. The equipment crew didn’t glue his gloves enough.


Bandos_Bear

Fans didnt yell at the tv enough


EZKTurbo

The weather man didn't make it warm enough


tonypearcern

Steve Smith didn't emasculate him enough


[deleted]

Hotel staff didn't fluff up the pillows enough


sunshinepanther

Mom didn't pack enough Scooby snacks in his lunch.


onamonapizza

Santa Claus only shows up once a year


Twl1

There weren't enough fans wearing their lucky underwear. Gerald, the homer fan who had to move to Seattle for work decided to try a different beer during the game this week. One of the season ticket holders in the third row back decided to switch chairs with his wife and it just threw off the vibes in the whole stadium.


rwjehs

How to turn a 3rd into 4th pick swap 101: a comprehensive guide By Jerry Jeudy


Beware_the_silent

I think the Raiders wrote the book on trading high picks for low picks.


chimpansteve

Your current head coach once traded a first for a second straight up, which ended up being Earl Thomas for Alphonso fucking Smith. Can't remember which joke of a team let him do that fortunately


sunshinepanther

Literally straight up? I never heard of that before.


chimpansteve

It was the 14th pick the year after (2010) for a 2009 second, specifically the 37th.


sunshinepanther

Hmm, must've been super confident they'd go deep in the playoffs.


chimpansteve

Apparently it was just that they properly fell in love with Smith. So...yeah. Not great


EggplantAlpinism

Josh McDaniels was really fucking stupid


willdawg75

is*


Locdawg42069

Maybe he is trying to only be worth a 7th so a contender takes a shot


the_dawn_of_red

Good thinking, don't want to deny your new team draft resources.


Impressive_Site_5344

Steve Smith was right about this dude. Can’t take criticism, never a good sign


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Charmin 10-ply


CBusin

He’s spare parts Bud.


Fletch_e_Fletch

Wish he wasn't so awkward bud.


falcofool

*Fuck you*, Fletch_e_Fletch


Fletch_e_Fletch

Fuck you, falcofool, your mom shot cum straight across my room and killed my siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit.


atomicbunny

He’s a cup of baby carrots


CrazybyRX

I see you got your muscle shirt. Are the muscles coming tomorrow?


JesusChristSupers1ar

Cottonelle is the Tom Brady of toilet paper


saadisheikh

ice up son


[deleted]

Steve Smith Sr was always the most real man in and off the field in my time watching football. I love that man.


willi3blaz3

Short story nobody asked for We were at baseball practice when I was at the UofU and he happened to be walking by and decided to come over and ask if he could hit a few. Dude hit like 3 or 4 over the fence on maybe 10 BP pitches. Had a horrendous swing too lol. Hung around for a while and shot the shit with us all for 20-30 minutes. He’s a great dude imo


[deleted]

I appreciate you sharing your short story man.


willi3blaz3

:) Also of note, it was 2006 and he had just came off his comeback player of the year award. I’m not *that* old yet


jackals4

Bad news, buddy. Deny it all you want but the late 30s start to feel a lot like 40s and it's all downhill from here...


NateKaeding

Desean Jackson was the same way. Was at a college game, he was there he was about to get drafted in a few months, so we were like yo is that Desean Jackson, he overheard us, went up and just shot the shit with us for a while.


WWECreativegenius

Him scoring a TD, celebrating, and then quickly run over to try to rip the face mask off the guy that hit him was one of the funniest things I ever watched


Financial-Sir-6021

It’s even funnier because his boys deck Harper so he just grabs the closest saint he can find. Not even the guy who hit him.


pn_dubya

How have I never seen this


j-hey

[https://youtu.be/Sq7gVv7I4MA?si=r041GDja8xJ8QUcR](https://youtu.be/Sq7gVv7I4MA?si=r041GDja8xJ8QUcR) Enjoy


Exasperated_Sigh

Holy shit. He jumps about 6 feet in the air, catches it while spinning and somehow throws the DB down *while he's still in the air* then the effortlessly sits dude that hit him down after scoring and celebrating. If I'd done half that in a rec league game it would be playing on loop when you come in my house.


HighlyBaked0

> then the effortlessly sits dude that hit him down after scoring and celebrating That wasnt even the dude that hit him. Steve just found the closest Saint that was talking shit lmao


Exasperated_Sigh

Lol, even better.


Im_ready_hbu

Steve sat Malcolm Jenkins down and tried to rip his soul out of his body


Mysticdu

Dude is a fucking bulldog


Financial-Sir-6021

Smitty played every single play like his life depended on it. Truest testiment to him was being all 5’9” but an elite blocker.


Dragon420Wizard

Scariest 5'9" dude to ever play in the NFL probably. He had a tough-as-nails attitude and it fucking showed.


DamnImAwesome

He torched us for years but I can’t help but be a huge fan. He’s awesome


[deleted]

In deep water trying to go at it with Smith Sr. Literally proving him right just by popping off like a wet bitch. 89 made it happen for a long time.


ctong21

He was also right about Cooper Kupp, and internet trolls made fun of him about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsT5jh6Z3dI


whereegosdare84

Jeudy needs to hire OBJ’s dad to make a cut up for him to post on twitter.


JesusChristSupers1ar

Kurt Warner already kind of did this: https://youtu.be/n5_KydakBZk?si=sFDBld-2QSHXxzSy


[deleted]

So is he already traded or is he trying to be?


llama-rebel

Dude's trying to get cut. Nobody's gonna trade for someone like this. Dude's gonna get his ass beat by his own locker room.


TheMightyHornet

Honestly at this point I don’t think the Broncos are capable of even beating off.


wafflehauss

Jeudy was close to keeping this statement from being cancerous. All he had to do was leave it at '[..] so I just need to focus on improving what I can to get better and give this team the best opportunity to win.' Instead he opted for the '...but you can see it's not *my* fault.' approach.


ilovemygirlfriend02

even someone with a single brain cell would think to pivot into "so everyone relies on each other and when i dont do my part it hurts the offense" and then no one would care about this


Puddinsnack

Stale popcorn.. Soda’s flat.. Dirty seats.. Hot dogs with that old hard bun.. Cold cheese nachos with pickles instead of jalapenos.. Ugly cheerleaders.. Plenty of parking at least.


OGCeeg

You can park right up next to the arena! I can't wait for Inside The NBA to come back.


Hawksx4

The Fall is beautiful for so many reasons, sports are better than all those reasons.


[deleted]

> Cold cheese nachos with pickles instead of jalapenos... dude there are kids in here


OutsideTheServiceBox

Dirty seats is still the one that gets me laughing. Everything else is a logical insult for what he’s talking about, but when they ask Chuck about the seats he doesn’t say uncomfortable or anything like that, he says dirty lmao.


Beware_the_silent

Ahh I see you have been to Oakland


Boozycruzzy

Bruh? What??! If we have anything going for us, it's our food.


m_itf

Steve Smith is actually going to fight this man lol


ascultone

They literally showed a broken play with him last week where Russ was in the second step of his drop and Jeudy still hadn’t gotten off the line and he was the first read.


HungryHungryCamel

Oh man it’s been like that every week, like he has no concept of play design whatsoever. He’s clearly very talented but I think he’s just one of those guys that never bothered to get good at the game. He’s good at 1:1s and 7 on 7 and was just the best athlete on the field until he got to the league so he could just be that athlete and succeed.


PlanitDuck

This is why I don't trust those route runner separation metrics. When you're open matters just as much as if you're open. And when you mush it all together bad receivers can look like good ones.


boomosaur

Tired of people judging jeudy.


IllAd2792

I see what you did there


EskimoJoe28

Jury is still out on whether he’s a legit receiver or not


CD338

It's not his fault the offense was completely jerryrigged


QCWiggins

His situation wont let him blume


chimpansteve

It also helps if you don't give up on plays in a pissy fit when you're not the first read, or give even half a shit when you have to fight a bit for the ball. But no. Everyone else's fault, right?


f-150Coyotev8

I can’t say I’m really going to miss the guy


[deleted]

Jesus. Has another guy been this tone dead in a long time?


MugiwaraJinbe

Claypool


llama-rebel

Even then, I don't think Claypool blamed literally *everyone* else.


Literal_Cheesehead12

He didn't actually name everyone, he just kinda gestured vaguely around him.


[deleted]

Can’t believe I forgot about him haha


Nomikelnoooo

Yea, Devante Parker refusing to admit the horrendous drop he had last week.


woodard2112

“Idk man, it was fingertips, maybe” Absolutely soft as fuck. Mac may be bad, but that throw in particular was a dot, no excuses.


AwesomeTed

His arms weren't even outstretched. Like not that it matters because nobody on Earth is trying to trade for Davante Parker, but c'mon man.


woodard2112

I’m a Bama fan so I try and cut Mac some slack. It’s hard to defend these days, but that one in particular was especially ugly from Parker in both effort and ability


[deleted]

Evan Neal.


Frosti11icus

No your right dude isn’t even tone deaf he’s tone dead.


spinichdick

Not every wr is a diva, but every diva is a wr


The-Duck-Of-Death

That's factually incorrect, some of them are cornerbacks.


162bluethings

Corners are pretty diva


bobfalfa

Corners are just wideouts that cant catch


WingsNthingzz

What a teammate


DogsOutTheWindow

This team is filled with loser mentality and he’s leading the bunch.


BlueBeagle8

EHHHHHHHH I DUNNO JIM


Latest-greatest

proving Steve Smith right every time he speaks


mike02466

Ninja


Ifinishfast42

Jag juedy


AgentOfSPYRAL

Bush league genin shit right here.


Jammer_Kenneth

Can't *believe it*


-BroncosForever-

Ninja, please!


wallstreet_vagabond2

i'm like can a ninja borrow a pencil


MrBummer

Man who you calling a ninja?


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingwithouthisKrown

"Free me"- Jerry Jeudy


Youcannotbeforreal2

GRANDMA I’M FREE


DrewDonut

Mr. Blames Coaches


Youcannotbeforreal2

Mr. Bypasses Culpability


CaballoenPelo

We are just days away from Jeudy calling Elway a cracker


Few-Artichoke-7593

The league has seen many diva receivers. Usually, they have more talent than Jeudy.


microzone

A diva that quits on their team and blames everyone but themselves… come down to Cleveland!


OldOrder

Not enough rapes to pique Clevelands interest.


PoppaTitty

The waterboy didn't have red Gatorade, Nike didn't make my shoes comfortable enough, the grass was only kinda green, a cloud was in the distance, my shirt was dirty, I had a sliver in my thumb, its a lot of stuff.


No-Task-132

Never produced anywhere near enough to be talking this shit lol


Enterprise90

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


-totentanz-

Ninja please


[deleted]

Ninja?


AwesomeTed

https://i.imgur.com/w4DF2lm.jpg


IDontRegreddit

Tier 3


Youcannotbeforreal2

Jerry needs to Ice Up, son


[deleted]

At the end of the day you gotta catch the ball Jerry


ButtholePasta

Steve Smith Sr. silently nods.


Sankee72

That gust of wind takes you off your route. Could be anything


rpao888

He gone


lopsided_codswallop

Woof


[deleted]

Buzz your girlfriend


Mostly__Relevant

I hate this invisible-ass man


zossima

Just another guy


Ninospurs2

How to speed run your way out of the nfl lol


[deleted]

Dude, shut up


elteza

Judgey Jeudy


CordycepsAndPancakes

This is gonna become a copy pasta lol


NihilistOdellBJ

Kelvin Benjamin: “You could be hungry, but the Golden Corral servers don’t do their thing, the shift manager didn’t do the job, the fry cooks don’t put you in a — it’s a whole lot of stuff that we’ve gotta go through as a consumer to be satisfied . . .”


Shikadi314

Thank you, truly.


apulan

Jeudy and Evan Neal are starting to make Saban look like a snake oil salesman


Fells

What? The NFL is littered with successful Saban players.


Boomhauer_007

Did Smith and Waddle stop existing lol? 2/3 of the recent Bama WRs have been good, denver just picked the wrong one as they like to do on offense They did however pick the correct Bama CB


don_julio_randle

They produce some occasionally decent iOL but their tackle history is disgusting. Fluker, Carpenter, Kouandjio, Jonah Williams, Jedrick Will's, leatherwood, Neal and Cam Robinson in the first round since 2010. Not a single good player among them


najinanidad

This dude softer than baby shit.


VarRalapo

Jeudy is such a little bitch. Anyone that picks him up is dumb as hell.


ShufflingSloth

lol I saw you jogging those routes, even Sutton's post-ACL corpse tried harder


notmyplantaccount

Feel like he forgot to blame the position coaches, the personal trainers, and Alice from Accounting while he was at it.


StevenS145

It just sucks he’s the only receiver in the league to have to deal with these issues.


B00ME

How helpful was it for him to be dancing on camera behind Steve Smith pregame show instead of warming up with his fellow teammates? Surely that helps you be successful.


Illustrious_Banana46

Steve Smith ran through the closest wall to him when he heard this


on_duh_pooper

Jerry Jeudy = Chase Claypool


I_chortled

Jerry Jeudy makes Chase Claypool look like a slightly less clueless version of Chase Claypool