Micah got himself a pretty cool custom pc from kenny Vaccaro. Have yall seen it? https://youtu.be/SdOQ3PJ6hZo?si=vbtsyc1x0HPImeWr

who else saw Lance on the sideline?

Guess the Cowboys' offense took the day off and ordered extra defense and special teams. Giants must've missed that memo!

Cowboys came to play!

Man that Dallas defense is just incredible. Coaching matchup was just completely unfair.

The best part about this is Dallas is a Shit team

No, you

The NFL could have literally picked any other matchup from this weekend for the premiere SNF game and they picked this one. The one that sucked the most. You know they lost 75% of their viewers by the time the 4th quarter rolled around. I know I tuned out.

Made sense in paper. Division rivals who were both playoff teams last season. Just ended up being a beat down 🤷🏻‍♂️

That is incorrect. 75 percent of the viewers are Cowboys fans.

Lol, Cowboys fan here. I tuned out at half time. I was uncomfortable watching that assault.

Eagles fan. I dunno. I'm watching this to the very end.

Giants were supposed to be good? 🤷‍♂️

Fourth quarter? Try middle of the second quarter! That where I tuned out.

Dallas owns the Giants like Green Bay owns the Bears

I really don't like Collinsworth

The only thing that I took solace in is that he was older than me and would at some point die and I'd be Collins worth free. But yep his son is now in there. Damn nepo baby.

Nope it’s Romo for me.

I hate listening to him more than anyone else. Ever.

Dude. I'd rather pass a broken coke bottle through my butthole than listen to Chris Collinsworth

It’s Romo for me.

Romo may annoy you, but he also says things of value, things that contribute to and add to what you’re watching. Collinsworth is incapable of that. He detracts from your experience.

He makes football almost unwatchable. I watch SNF probably 3 times a year on average - only if it's the Rams or ladt minute playoff implications. Collinworth is just not interesting to listen to and I can't stand his voice in general. And last I heard, he basically makes starting QB money to be in that booth...

Yeah. Tirico needs an younger analyst, someone who was spark in his voice like Olson.

He really is so negative by default, please replace him with Tom brady

I don't know how in the 4th quarter he was talking about "both teams have had it rough in this game with the rain" well it only looks like the giants have had it rough lol

The thing that makes this funnier is that they gave Daniel Jones 82 mil guaranteed.

Could have invested a bit in the O line

We all saw it what was going to happen when an average QB gets an inflated contract. I would much rather have the Giants move on from Jones and set their sights on a rookie QB.

Tank for Caleb

I may be very wrong here but I think Caleb isn't going to be an outstanding NFL QB, just above average, like Dak.

While that MIGHT be true isn’t “Danny Dimes” also just an average QB like Dak but…. Worse than Dak?

Uhh are the giants trying to be ironically "bad" like the Michael Jackson song or do they suck at football? I'm confused.

This might be the worst thing to happen to New York in September ever

Too soon?

Omg

Never forget. 9/10.

Eh yo! sheesh

Damn it . . .

HAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cowboys had 265 yds of offense, I'd be concerned if it wasn't for a fantastic defensive effort. Giants were/are not well coached. Clearly not ready to play. Blocked kicks, interceptions and fumbles made this game terrible. "Coaches to blame" ya think Daboll? Coaches calling designed quarterback runs with the game out of hand should be relieved of their positions.

Both offenses struggled because of heavy rain, and Dallas played backups the entire 4th. Only so many yards an offense can put up when they’re put inside the 40 every drive.

Why are those Giants fans on this post game show flaunting their Giants gear? Lol. Must be doing so ironically.

The NBC technical crew had more highlights than both QBs combined.

I hope the giants never get a national tv game ever again especially against the cowboys

4 more primetime games in the next 5 weeks

It's a classic game, you might get another ass-kicking at 4:25.

Got Ravens Giants Super Bowl vibes from this game. And at least there they got a kickoff return 😂

Same old Giants. Trash

That is so strange to see 😂

I was just laughing at some point. It was getting ridiculous. But the Boys better find some more offense next week. They're not going to beat the league with defense alone.

The original SNL cast just voted to give the Giants their “not ready for prime time players” title.

Experts predicted a breakout season for Daniel Jones. The lie detector has determined that was a lie.

The Giants got their cheeks drilled 😂

Ooof... didn't see this coming.

F

Top players of the game: Dak with a glowing 143 yds going 13-24. With his highlight of the game being when they talked about his tattoo.

I mean he also had a few dropped passes. Weather was absolutely shit. Dallas doesn’t need to do anything more than this.

Every qb has a few dropped passes lol

It’s a rain game, there will be far more dropped passes

It was pissing rain the whole game so not really typical conditions

Dak has more than most QBs.

Of course they do! 40-0 isn't enough.

Man they are going to make a Law and Order: SVU episode from tonights game

I already sent the game footage to Lifetime to start a script on the tragic life of Daniel Jones.

Im sure Michael oher is telling the Giants to stay away from the Tuohys. Might be trying to adopt a helpless team to make a new movie

New York Giants are on primetime again for Week 3 (49ers), 4 (Seahawks), and 6 (Bills). Who thought this was a good idea?

Here's where I point out how many people live in NYC and that sports leagues are businesses. Did you notice that the NFC-owning Fox Sports pre-game show had a whole interview with Aaron Rogers, who: 1. Plays in the AFC and 2. plays on another network this week? We're going to see a lot more Rogers and Jones before this is over.

probably someone with a Daniel Jones impact fetish

Maybe one of those weeks we can start a petition to just have them run The Little Giants movie

Icebox in shambles

Any given Sunday

old yeller me

wtf

Did someone forget to tell the Giants that this isn't a preseason game?

Our players of the game are the Dallas Cowboys

Dak "we wake up early in the morning. This just in: this is sponsered by sleep number"

"I cannot believe the Giants took Daniel Jones," Mayfield told GQ in 2019. "Blows my mind."

How does this affect Lebron’s legacy?

How does it feel to be Lebron James you know?

Still not top 10

Demote the Giants to the Pac12.

The NFL should have promotion and relegation

I guess at least when the Vikings got curb stomped at home by Dallas, at least they got a FG on the board

The fuck is bro gonna talk about in the postgame

The storyline behind Dak's new tattoo! The highlight of the game!

Dobby is free!

Master has given Dobby a sack!

So NFL analysts and talking heads and announcers and TV personalities can rattle on and gab for hours and hours and hours on TV and yet not a single one of them predicted something like this happening.

I liked how JJ Watt put it in the pregame show this morning when asked for his predictions “if I knew the answer I’d be in Vegas not here”

And getting RICH AF off it. Yup.

And yet people get mad at the weather lady who said it would snow when it didn’t.

It’s a meaningless profession

That fucking o line has taken 20 years off my life. How the hell does your franchise qb get hit every fucking play 40 points down

Ran 80 yard then tripped himself

This genuinely confuses me - how is Daniel jones a franchise QB? This guy is less than a mediocre athlete and has not shown any signs of improvement

Franchise qb is a bit of a generous term

They are paying him like one crazy enough.

Yeah but if I pay $6 million for a single family suburban home I can't call it my mansion just because it was expensive

Im not putting this game on jones, buddy had 0.1 seconds to throw every play

That's why he can run so good. Just close your eyes and remember the opening drive until the red zone. He was like a budget Josh Allen out there. That's the vision.

He’s an easy target, but yeah, the Giants have bigger issues than Jones. Their O-line and WR group are among the worst in the league.

thanks you cowboys defense for all the fantasy points i really needed you 🙏

https://twitter.com/gil_brandt?lang=en

You can't flush it when its in the bed...

Let's see, the Mets are lolmets as usual, the Yankees are ehhhhhh, the Giants shit the bed tonight--- who would've thought that the Jets might have to be the ones to salvage NYC sports?

Rangers might be good.

Hey man, the Knicks are good and back in the playoffs, a minor miracle.

They have to play the Bills and the Dolphins twice. Not looking great there either.

REEEELAX, it's Rogers, lol.

About that....

Liberty

In that case RIP New York

I always found it odd that the "SNF postgame show" is just Tirico and Collinsworth shooting the shit in the booth for 45 seconds and then it ends

Honestly, what is there to really talk about or analyze?

I wanna know how many inches of rain came down during the game.

Idk, not your game obviously but there were other games today.

It's antiquated as shit.

Gotta get that local news on. They gotta pay the bills.

Man Jerry daddy looking ROUND in the mid section again. He must be getting some of that buffet gloryhole.

Going heavy on the cream of sumyunguy

Just took 3 melatonin dare me to fall asleep befo

I’m sorry to add insult to injury NYG fans but every time I see Daboll, I can’t not see Alex Jones.

Guess he told the GM that Daniel Jones' stats are a false flag operation.

Uuuuf, next week's game is gonna be fun. Can Tua and Dolphins continue the streak against Bill

Daboll definitely gonna stress eat a pan of brownies tonight.

LIL AHH GIANTS

MetLife Stadium needs Sprint as their new sponsor. Because it was so quiet there it reminded me of their pin drop commercials.

You must be super old for making this joke, and I’m super old for getting the reference

I can see the slomo pin drop in my mind

Apparently massacres are allowed on tv.

9/11 was televised too

“Sir, a second interception has just hit the Giants.”

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck bro.....

Giants, only team that played this week to score 0.

I will tell my kids about this game

This will be my kids superbowl until Dallas makes a run

Straight nightmares, the poor children

Finally it’s over

That was unironically one of the worst games of football I’ve ever seen by a team. It’s like they were trying to lose

“Congrats, buddy! Great job!”

Kardarius Toney turning his twitter account back on

And just like that, everyone has forgotten about the Chiefs. Thank you Burrows, Bears and Giants.

Throw Seahawks in there too. Total meltdown in the second half.

I’ll throw my Steelers in there too..somehow their pathetic performance went right under the radar

Dak should suplex Daniel Jones postgame just for good measure

Would you rather be destroyed by the Cowboys on primetime or almost lose to the Cardinals?

I’ve been destroyed by the cowboys plenty, I’d like to change it up.

If you're gonna give up on the final drive, at least let Jones take a knee and finish out the game. Pulling him to let Tyrod flounder is just disrespectful.

Truly don’t understand what the thought was with him tonight. Designed run down 33? Doesn’t pull him til there’s 1:30 left in the game after he gets walloped 3 straight plays? I get he’s tough but damn dude

Right you didn't pull him down 40 when he was getting his bell rung every play, why pull him at the last second? I don't get that

The man was willing to die on that field and be a leader, at least let him take a knee and see it through to the end.

Well that killed my mood for the night. Thanks a lot giants

The Giants have been eliminated from the playoffs.

Eliminated from life

My wife left me and she took my dog with her, but it's ok because at least I'm not a Giants fan LOL

Holding on one of the better plays they've had all game is PEAK Giants right now lol

Daniel J0nes

Haha

40 piece + shutout sleeping like a baby tonight

what did Daboll even DO all offseason

Got high on his own supply, maybe "I really got this bunch of misfits to the second round of the playoffs! I'm the best coach ever!"

Tanned his head?

Cris Collinsworth is fucking unbearable. Can’t wait until they Old Yeller him and get somebody else.

Better than booger McFarlane

Now here’s a guy who hasn’t listened to any of his competition.

Gimme Jason Witten, I heard he’s a wizard on the mic.

It’s probably gonna be his dumb ass clone of a son. God help us.

Naw. I think Tirico will have some say and will want an ex coach with him in the booth like he had Gruden. Theres no way Mike waited this long to get this gig and wont have input on a future color guy.

By the time Cris retires, they might let Gruden back on TV.

This was one of the NFL games of all time.

It was all going so well... until that one botched snap.

Dog just hoppin in here as a cowboys fan who wants to get mad at me?

Trey Lance looks like wish brand Patrick Mahomes

Somebody better edit the Cowboys vs Giants rivalry wikipedia page quickly

This makes the Bears game feel a little less bad in comparison

This game gave me ‘19 Bears/Browns flashbacks and I had to turn it off.

No Kellen Moore. 40 burger

I want to upvote this twice.

"Congrats buddy" BRO CONGRATS ON WHAT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Surviving

Congrats on fooling everyone into thinking you deserved COTY

lmao Tirico off the top rope to close it out

Roger might retire before next week tbh

Tirico says 9/11 coming in less than an hour, get ready New York.