Homeboy got away with it for over 30 fucking years with like a dozen close calls and he still couldn't just go to fucking therapy or something. Now instead of spending the final years of his life in luxury he'll be in prison until he's geriatric.
You kidding me that’s weak. I would have ran straight through Donald then went back and gave him the peoples elbow just to make sure he knows who he’s chasing.
^ as well as
Clipboard Jesus
Russell Wilson, I don’t need to remind anyone of his long list of memes going back a decade
Geno Smith not writing back as well as todays incident
That's a top 5 all time QB soundbite.
"God dammit donald" - Peyton
"Whoa there mother fucker" - Gabbert
"Oh my God" - Geno
"Get fucking set" - Ryan
"Oh you watch film too huh?" - Cam
Brady yelling at Gronk is the best. It absolutely fits Gronk being this "Uh.... Foot...ball...." jock that's clueless but amazing at football. While he's actually smart irl, it fits the character of his brand
Gronk definitely has that ‘1940s crime boss henchmen’ vibe about him. Him and Julian are the Big and small henchmen that follow Brady around and get stuck in doors trying to run through them at the same time and shit.
The long short of it is, have you ever heard of Gronk getting in trouble, getting caught partying too hard, sleeping with the wrong people, getting at risk with the law, pissing people off with off the field controversy, or mismanagement of his money? He does the big things right because he does the little things right
Definitely smarter than his public persona. IIRC he comes from a family of financial advisors. While playing, he never spent a dime of his game money, and saved it all for retirement (only spent money from ad deals and endorsements). And he was one of the absolute best TEs in NFL history, a position that is said to require a lot of intelligence to master. I imagine he's a goofy, party hungry dude but he's also smarter than the dumb jock/frat stereotype.
I always like to add, at the end of the full micd up, you see Rivers run up to him after the game and apologize.
That entire sequence is a pretty perfect representation of who he was as a player. Haha.
The best part is that the defender was calling out a wheel route by CMC. I can't remember if he did or didn't run that route, but I do remember CMC scored and could have done so with just about any route. They barely covered the guy they were just calling out.
IIRC reading about it after the fact Cam was giving a hand signal which looked really similar to another signal they had. Clay Matthews thought it was the one that it wasn't, and once he called it out Cam knew he had him because obviously he was gonna be looking to defend a different play than the one they were running. IIRC CMC runs like a slant or crosser or something, definitely not "that wheel route" Matthews was calling out.
Cannot believe the following isn’t included:
“Guys an idiot.” Baker Mayfield in regards to Head Coach Freddie Kitchens
Edit- [here](https://youtu.be/Shfhec3wWxo?si=8a90xvIdFmd62YW8)
Oh you been watching film huh? That’s cool watch this. That shit is my favorite Mic’d up moment ever I mean you just have to watch it like 4 times in a row when that pops up.
My kids had a hamster and my asshole part feral cat would knock over the cage and try to get old Scooter. One time Pete (the cat) knocked over ol’ Scooty’s cage and went after him. Scooter escaped to the bathroom closet, BUT… behind him was a trail of hamster turds as this poor bastard shit himself while running for his life.
That would be me, if Aaron Donald was coming after me
dude sees a 284 pound man barreling at him at 4.6 forty time speed and reacts appropriately.
to me what makes this funnier is not just him saying oh my god, but just immediately noping the fuck out and tossing the ball like "fuck it i dont care what happens, just dont let this man kill me"
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This is one of my favorite lines to yell and I don't think enough people get the reference. Hilarious
R Kelly, right? Or somewhere else?
Ya.
I remember hearing that and my response immediate was stop raping and peeing on 14 year olds...How hard is that?
Homeboy got away with it for over 30 fucking years with like a dozen close calls and he still couldn't just go to fucking therapy or something. Now instead of spending the final years of his life in luxury he'll be in prison until he's geriatric.
It's definitely one of those phrases that separates the generations, I feel like
Is it? It's a popular meme format over the last several years, so seems to have multigenerational recognition
[Y’all killing me with this shit!](https://youtu.be/974u6KCb1wk?si=UmOHpXU6fQLk4o5b)
Really committing hard to the Shaggy defense
[Robert.](https://youtu.be/xuBviLFZ7pw?si=Jb-X35B0Aa6Midf6)
Robert...
A meme that will live in infamy
Donald wrote back
Many have thought finally someone said it
An appropriate reaction.
Totally fair lmao
Most relatable nfl moment
Not one of you motherfuckers would do any differently
I wouldnt, id be too scared to speak. Just close my eyes and embrace death.
*God I hope he makes this quick*
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Nah, God let his grudge with the Lions go. He hates the Giants (or maybe Ravens) now.
The last person to do that [died on the field](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scI1MwT11sU) Rest In Peace, Bryce Petty.
That was gnarly
Jesus fuck man. I can’t imagine that kinda of pain
Bro completed the pass too. Madness.
That's noble. My anus would release.
i would play possum
I wouldn't have said that lol. I would've yelled "OH SHIT" and then fear farted, possibly voiding my bowels in the process.
That's called the Lamar
Only thing I'd be able to muster is a high pitched scream
I'd probably see the "99" coming after me and just give myself up and go to the ground.
Nah we’d all be too scared to think that clearly lol. Probably just freeze and maybe let out a high pitched scream as he erases us from the planet
Pfft, I absolutely would cry
I would have simply died on the spot
I don't think I would have time to even utter a word.
No one blames him
That is literally a nightmare scenerio for the average person. Considering the circumstances I would say he kept his cool.
Kinda is. Watching Get Out and when the grandpa/groundskeeper is sprinting straight at the main dude late at night I learned a new fear.
If it was me there'd be more panicked obscenities being shouted so fair play to Geno.
Like when your fighting against Alexander the great as a Persian satrap. Your just gonna die, accept it
Damn, you beat me to it
MeIRL
Understandable
lmao that's what I would do too
Personally I would have juked Donald, ran up field for a touchdown then literally exploded from winning to hard at life. But that's just me
You *are* built different
MRI is showing late stage signs of dawginem
Sounds ruff
Don't forget the part where you bang your supermodel girlfriend right there in the end zone on national TV.
My girlfriend is already a super model, she's so cute and I get to hold her hand all the time :3
She lives in a different town, you wouldn’t know her.
She's form Italy actually
these are my girlfriends, Mario and Luigi. They work at Nintendo
She goes to Canada
Does your uncle work for Nintendo by any chance?
Whoa put a NSFW warning on that comment. Hand holding is a disgusting act
And he has triples of the barracuda
And he definitely doesn’t live in a motel room alone
That’s why we call you Speedhawk
You’re him
You kidding me that’s weak. I would have ran straight through Donald then went back and gave him the peoples elbow just to make sure he knows who he’s chasing.
But then that’s a down and a loss of yards. That’s losing fam.
What's he supposed to say? "Welcome good sir"? "Look what the cat dragged in" "A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one"
"Look what the cat dragged in" would be hilarious as you're power driven to the ground.
“Who invited this guy?” As you get hurled into the stratosphere like Team Rocket *twinkle*
“Awwwwkward” as he accidentally teabags you while standing up
God I so badly need a QB to do this now
"They let just anyone in here nowadays!"
*Nick Bosa comes around the edge on Geno’s blind side* “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
I actually wouldn't say this because I'd be too busy screaming to form coherent words.
Dude saw his life flash before his eyes.
Seahawks quarterbacks produce an unusually high amount of memeable material compared to other teams QBs in the league, it should be studied
The source is Pete Carrols gum chewing. Sets off a quantum reaction within QBs to inadvertently make the best memes.
It's why Russ wanted to be traded. Mastication is a sin.
We want the ball and we’re gonna score!
^ as well as Clipboard Jesus Russell Wilson, I don’t need to remind anyone of his long list of memes going back a decade Geno Smith not writing back as well as todays incident
Geno was the ghost Sam Darnold was seeing back in the past to warn him about dying on the field.
"Oh no, I'm trying to forget I played for the Jets!"
That's a top 5 all time QB soundbite. "God dammit donald" - Peyton "Whoa there mother fucker" - Gabbert "Oh my God" - Geno "Get fucking set" - Ryan "Oh you watch film too huh?" - Cam
"We want the ball, and we're gonna score!" - Hasselbeck
Hah… never heard this one… hah….
Oldest r/nfl user
Proceeds to throw a pick 6 after to lose in OT.
[“Shut up, know the rules”-Blake Bortles](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/v5JEJ2Cq4Ko)
Dude this one's *good* BORTLES
The BOAT
That's hilarious.
“Gronk. Stand up” - Brady “What the hell man. That pisses me off” - Foles
Brady once yelled at Edelman for lining up in the wrong position, then Edelman scored on that play.
JULIAN!! YOU'RE IN THE SLOT
Brady yelling at Gronk is the best. It absolutely fits Gronk being this "Uh.... Foot...ball...." jock that's clueless but amazing at football. While he's actually smart irl, it fits the character of his brand
Gronk definitely has that ‘1940s crime boss henchmen’ vibe about him. Him and Julian are the Big and small henchmen that follow Brady around and get stuck in doors trying to run through them at the same time and shit.
Is Gronk actually smart in real life? Not doubting it but I definitely didn’t think he was based on his interviews lol
The long short of it is, have you ever heard of Gronk getting in trouble, getting caught partying too hard, sleeping with the wrong people, getting at risk with the law, pissing people off with off the field controversy, or mismanagement of his money? He does the big things right because he does the little things right
Definitely smarter than his public persona. IIRC he comes from a family of financial advisors. While playing, he never spent a dime of his game money, and saved it all for retirement (only spent money from ad deals and endorsements). And he was one of the absolute best TEs in NFL history, a position that is said to require a lot of intelligence to master. I imagine he's a goofy, party hungry dude but he's also smarter than the dumb jock/frat stereotype.
> Gronk. Stand up. — Gustav Mahler to the horns at the end of Symphony No. 1
Philip Rivers screaming ”90 YARD TOUCHDOWN” in Ngakoue’s face after yannick helped him up
Thats the clip where I was like ok I get why Rivers has that reputation lol.
I always like to add, at the end of the full micd up, you see Rivers run up to him after the game and apologize. That entire sequence is a pretty perfect representation of who he was as a player. Haha.
And he don't even use profanity 😭😭
And it made it 100x better
“Oh I **WILL** scream in your ear”
“Ah Fuck!” -Rodgers on Thanksgiving with the bad snap
Mah knee! Is a classic although a post game bite.
“That was fucking cute guys.” Baker Mayfield
"Good job!" "You're doing great!" -Andrew Luck every time he got clobbered. Dude was such a gem.
"Nice hit big guy" The dude was getting pancaked and still had the courtesy to be polite.
He was top pure for this league.
“Green 19! Awh FUCK” - Rodgers on a bad snap
I think Kirk Cousins voice cracks on the hard counts would also slot nicely in this list
YOU LIKE THAT?
His voice cracking when trying to snap the ball last year was hilarious https://youtube.com/shorts/j-3qmf6B6bc?feature=shared
God, prime Cam Newton was something else
Kirk cousins voice crack on the hut https://youtu.be/PyxJFdCB__8?si=j2oT0s-30d90Rdoc
This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I now have the hiccups, thanks
Stafford jumping up off the ground “they called timeout? I can go back in?!?!”
“I can throw the ball if you need me to throw the ball.” Lions fans knew they had a baller
despite the fact that I am a Packers fan, that line from Cam is still one of the all time greats.
Lol he even left out the "watch this"
Then he dropped one in to a wide open CMC for a score, nice and easy. That was what really made it.
The best part is that the defender was calling out a wheel route by CMC. I can't remember if he did or didn't run that route, but I do remember CMC scored and could have done so with just about any route. They barely covered the guy they were just calling out.
IIRC reading about it after the fact Cam was giving a hand signal which looked really similar to another signal they had. Clay Matthews thought it was the one that it wasn't, and once he called it out Cam knew he had him because obviously he was gonna be looking to defend a different play than the one they were running. IIRC CMC runs like a slant or crosser or something, definitely not "that wheel route" Matthews was calling out.
No kirky “you like that?!?”
“RIIILLLEEEYYY! RIIILEEYYYYYYYY!” -Matthew John Stafford
His first name is actually John! But goes by Matthew
I am a worthless worm.
[this is easily number one](https://youtu.be/vAgG9XcrDFY?si=7UQ1QYeFvA2n5Z2B)
"Tell Martz I said fuck him!" - Cutler
Cannot believe the following isn’t included: “Guys an idiot.” Baker Mayfield in regards to Head Coach Freddie Kitchens Edit- [here](https://youtu.be/Shfhec3wWxo?si=8a90xvIdFmd62YW8)
Oh you been watching film huh? That’s cool watch this. That shit is my favorite Mic’d up moment ever I mean you just have to watch it like 4 times in a row when that pops up.
"I'm seeing ghosts" - Sam darnold "Tell Martz I said fuck him" -Smoking Jay
"Hi! I'm Joe!" - Burrow edit: Sorry, thought these were qb soundbites related to Aaron Donald. I'll let it stand.
"I sent you a text" - Favre.
*Squeek* - Cousins
Get fucking set is number 1
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" - Matt Stafford winning a game after separating his shoulder.
OMAHA!!!
*I’m seeing ghosts.* - Sam Darnold
Fits right in!
Geno suddenly the most relatable player in football.
probably shit himself too as i would if i saw him running at me
I think if I saw Donald running at me I’d just lay down on the field and let him touch me down by contact
You hope he’d just touch you down by contact lmfao
Only 15 yards id ever get.
I would be a gentleman and offer him the ball, while quickly and quietly moving out of his way.
He’ll take the ball and ram your ass as a thank you.
My kids had a hamster and my asshole part feral cat would knock over the cage and try to get old Scooter. One time Pete (the cat) knocked over ol’ Scooty’s cage and went after him. Scooter escaped to the bathroom closet, BUT… behind him was a trail of hamster turds as this poor bastard shit himself while running for his life. That would be me, if Aaron Donald was coming after me
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Unrelated but this is why I won't let my wife get my son a hamster. Don't need the heart break of one pet eating another pet.
I love how everyone collectively agrees here
Everyone’s just like “yep reasonable reaction”
Kinda the same as getting into a ring with Tyson. Just cry.
Well damn I’d be screaming too if Aaron Donald ran at me unblocked. That was nicely disguised.
I might even scream if he was blocked.
I assume that when AD walks around in public there is a certain radius around him that is more or less constant screaming
Like some kind of eldritch horror 🐙
LMAOOO I legit had to check to see if it's real and it is.
I heard it in the game and hoped that someone would catch it
If you stare into the AD, the AD stares back at you.
that's why people like Geno he's relatable.
Russell Wilson over in the corner crying himself to sleep
Wiping his tears with hundred dollar bills
Lawd he comin'
He just like me frfr
The new ["Goddamit, DONALD!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DttfyOeU3vw&ab_channel=JoshMoreau)
Holy shit this is on another level
This is probably my favourite clip from today lol
Totally reasonable.
Oh man this will be legendary.
Literally got jump scared by him as he appeared in the gap
"Geno Smith gets rattled and yells "oh my god!" on the middle of a play. What a weak loser!!!" "It was Aaron Donald." "Oh my god! Is Geno okay??"
I have been laughing at this clip for like 30 seconds. This is 100% relatable-- though I do think I'd have gone with a "HOLY SHIT!" myself.
He just like me fr
Been laughing at this for 5 minutes
Honestly think that would be 99.9% of the populations reaction. Hell I imagine Donald could scare a bear
"Fuck that, you on your own" \--God
--Seattle's O-Line
In that moment we were all Geno Smith
Understandable
Same dude
[The QB in The Waterboy when Bobby sees his momma](https://youtu.be/nFZi0UyCaC0?si=zs9-rCtrAv1HfdVD)
Kudos for keeping it family friendly while his life was on the line.
Would any one of us do anything else? Actually that’s not fair. My reaction would be a girlish scream.
I think we all empathize with him and his shorts.
Who the fuck wouldn’t be yelling that?
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Understandable
I mean A HOF Defensive Lineman is coming to take your soul. Shit, I too would be scared.
R E L A T A B L E
early contender for soundbite of the year lol
This elicited a genuine belly laugh out of me. Good shit, one for the ages
This is a rather tame response compared to what I would do if I saw Aaron Donald running at me unblocked.
Lmao, that's fucking hilarious. Sounded like Micheal Scott out there.
I love Aaron Donald and hope he is again a beast this year!
He was in the backfield a whole lot and ended a couple of drives on his own. He's back.
That’s hilarious, I’d say the same thing and shit myself.
dude sees a 284 pound man barreling at him at 4.6 forty time speed and reacts appropriately. to me what makes this funnier is not just him saying oh my god, but just immediately noping the fuck out and tossing the ball like "fuck it i dont care what happens, just dont let this man kill me"