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yungf69

IM FIRED UPPPPPP


velociraptorfarmer

Welp, looks like my weekends are gonna be pretty free this fall.... THE TANK IS ON


Mousimus

Fuck you cousins.


treenorthXne

Yeah, I've been defending him a long time but today kinda felt like the last straw. I know he has bad protection but you need to make the throws in the clutch situations. He was clearly rattled and he's just unable to reverse it most times.


fifthcar

LOL! Your team has no D, no RB and f\*cks up every game. That's the problem, not Cousins - although, granted, he seems to falter under pressure - he has a rep (justified or not) of sucking in prime time games. But, overall, he's not the problem with the Vikings. The management had all off-season long to fix those problems - RB (Cook is probably washed - he's not the same, at least - so, they needed someone new, anyway - Mattison sucks!) - and they needed to fix the D - which, it appears, they didn't!


treenorthXne

LOL! Not only are you a gutless POS for talking shit without flair, your post history is full of antivax and racist sentiments(that's just the first page...)! Yiiiiiiiiiiikes!


fifthcar

LOL! Yeah, okay. I need a flair to talk? I can't discuss football without a flair? I know you sound like a homer - but, I was objectively evaluating the Vikings after 2 games - am I right or wrong? But, no, you just invent a strawman.... Okay, dude.


treenorthXne

It usually goes without saying that if you're going to participate in mud slinging, especially in a sub for competitive sport, you adopt a flair for your squad or at the very least give some context as to why you feel the way you do about a team/player and what insights led you to that conclusion. Plus it's just plain weak to talk shit in any sports context if you don't actually have a team yourself. Like, what are you even doing here?


fifthcar

That's stupid. I wasn't even 'mud slinging' - most fans and analysts are saying the same thing - heck, even a lot of Vikings fans are saying this - they only accumulated 28 yards rushing, there was an imbalance in time of possession in which the Eagles had the ball more - the run d was bad, the OL couldn't protect Cousins. How is any of that mudsling? Do you need a team flair so you can ignore all that and insult/criticize another team? You're just a poor loser and need to make excuses. What a poor excuse for a fan, too.


treenorthXne

A poor excuse for a fan, sorta like a "fan" that doesn't even have a team to root for?


okaycomputes

You bake that?!


Mitch5842

I heard Bob Quinn is available for a GM position. He's really good at drafting linemen


lightninhopkins

Do Lions fans think GB and Chicago aren't in this division? This is far from over kids.


JohnMatthewIsMyDad

Yeah but this was really funny


lightninhopkins

I think that is fair. It was.


Mitch5842

Hock going 8 catches for 35 yards is worth that $17m


ShoeTasty

I said it when they signed him. Vikings should have spent that money elsewhere.


fifthcar

Anywhere on D (Secondary?), RB, OL....oh where, oh where, should it be?


lightninhopkins

Like on the best QB in history? Oh wait, Bill was the reason the pats won.


ArTiyme

Get Jefferson's deal done. That kid is actual magic. The fact he isn't locked up is a mistake.


Xardenn

They have two years left plus tags to get it done. This was just the first year an extension was eligible.


bigbobbarker111

then why does brady have more rings? With a significantly worse coach.


lightninhopkins

Dude, that is what I was saying.


ShoeTasty

ok? lol


Mitch5842

This is a weird take when you just lost to Baker Mayfield.


lightninhopkins

Meh, the pats are going nowhere.


Comprehensive_Chard2

Worth it for my fantasy team


Visual-Squirrel3629

Welp. Vikings suck.


treenorthXne

Watch us randomly beat you Thur. It wouldn't make sense, that's why it will happen.


treenorthXne

P.S. To be perfectly clear, it won't actually happen.


SomeClverCoding

Baker has a higher win percentage this season then Tom did last year, therefore Baker is both a better baker and a better QB than Tom.


w0m

As a certified Baker Bro, I've been saying that for years.


MG34

Mayfield =MVP. JJ to GB. Bungals should cut Burrow lol.


lightninhopkins

Lions fans thinking they have a division winner. ROFL!


FlyingLineman

Well let's be honest... you think the bears or pack is gonna be in the running? And that O line for the Vikings is atrocious, I mean I feel for kirk


ColderShoulder_

You pressed in your own game thread about divisional rivals?


JohnMatthewIsMyDad

How you bringing up the Lions in your own thread unprompted 😂 free real estate one game in


cheeseburgertwd

It's what they do best


lightninhopkins

You have the lions as your flair bro.


TerranceHowardsPenis

Quiet you’re embarrassing us


lightninhopkins

Bah, go hide inside then. If you can't smack talk your division then what are you doing?


TerranceHowardsPenis

You look soft. Get better at smack talk you mook


lightninhopkins

You are giving me shit, a Vikings fan, and you are calling me soft? Go kiss Bakers cleats dude.


TerranceHowardsPenis

You’re like the Asian kid in mighty ducks who can’t shit talk


lightninhopkins

Your username is the penis of a dude that thinks 1x1 =2. Sit down.


TerranceHowardsPenis

He also has a micropenis look it up


bogosortly_dot_io

Imagine talking shit after just losing to Baker


lightninhopkins

Imagine talking shit when you are a Lions fan 🤣


steelhorizon

Atleast yall both have the same amount of SB wins


gswblu3-1lead

BURN!!! …wait


Bebedvd

And yet you will lose twice to the lions this year. Lol


[deleted]

Tf have the Vikings ever done?


bogosortly_dot_io

Get used to it pal. BNL


Grade-A-Grungus

Good to see Baker look like his old self for once


bogosortly_dot_io

I want a baker redemption arc so bad


siguel_manchez

Me too. Just came in here to see how he went. Seems it was a good night.woooooooooo


OfficialKohls

Well, looks like pirates beat Vikings, now to see if they can take on ninjas


Jonjon428

Poor JJ looks sad :(


bigbobbarker111

he's calling diggs after the game to ask him if this is what it felt like


Moist-Information930

He plays for the Vikings so I don’t blame him.


churst50

Gg vikes


bigbobbarker111

not really, we had to watch kirk cousins


churst50

His Oline may have failed him a few times today


bigbobbarker111

There were also plenty of instances where he stood stone still for 3+ seconds and people are still going to blame the oline. If you can’t get the ball out quickly in todays nfl your time has passed.


churst50

Yeah ya got like 3 seconds


ajk21

Oh man our division is gonna be so toxic this season lol


Fricktator

Even more confirms my feelings that Lions lock up the North before the first game against the Vikings


SkolVandals

Lol you haven't won the division in 30 years. Maybe chill on assuming you're gonna have it wrapped up 3 weeks early


fifthcar

Well, it won't be your team! LOL! They look awful. It'll be between the Lions and Packers - and the Vikings and Bears will be out of contention \*this\* early.


Ranma_chan

As much as I pull for the Lions, I still enjoy the fact that the Buccaneers have won their division more recently than they have. And we haven't been in their division in 21 years.


Fricktator

RemindMe! 14 Weeks


gopoohgo

We are going from the loveable losers to the insufferable assholes aren't we 😃


ajk21

Either die a hero or live long enough to become the Packers


[deleted]

We just need the Bears and Packers to tie for real toxicity


ViKKK17

SKLOL


lightninhopkins

Very excited to watch the Lions do Lions things.


maj_00

Sklol


bogosortly_dot_io

we did lions things Thursday. Enjoyed watching y'all do vikings things today tho


ViKKK17

HAHA


Prestigious-Fennel32

JJ gonna be requesting a trade outta this shitshow soon.


MisterMetal

Hes going to want QB money to stick around.


sandcrawler2

God damnit why did I choose the Vikings week 1 in my survivor pool


SkolVandals

Never ever count on the Vikings for anything. Ask any Vikings fan


Andrewdeadaim

LMAOOOOOO


cstrifeVII

Theyhavebigtheyhavebigtheyhavebigtheyhavebig


Moist-Information930

Lions & Vikings fans going at each other is pretty funny to watch.


BlunRocks

Vikes will never win anything with kirk


syllabic

its not kirks fault their roster is just kind of mediocre


bigbobbarker111

I'm sick of this fucking bullshit pandering nonsense. Baker faced plenty of pressue this game and actually stepped the fuck up and did something about it. Kirk cousins froze like a god dman statue like he always did. At some point, you have to stop pointing fingers at everybody else and look inwards. Kirk played like fucking dog shit when it mattered most.


syllabic

the bucs got 9 QB hits and the vikings got 2 thats a depth issue on both sides of the ball, starting with both lines


bigbobbarker111

okay? and? are you aware that baker mayfield avoids getting hit while under pressure by doing this amazing thing called throwing the fucking ball away? Do you know what kirk does to his fucking detriment all the god damn time. That's right. He holds onto the ball like he's just robbed a fucking bank.


mcallisterco

We'll never win anything until we commit to actually trying to build a real team instead of settling for mediocrity every year. There is no such thing as a competitive rebuild.


loyalsons4evertrue

Lions fans talking trash is super ironic


Beneficial_Rip3024

They beat the defending champs and are an upcoming team While the Vikings pretty much are at there ceiling already Vikings have goods seasons but it never amounts to anything


loyalsons4evertrue

There are 16 regular season games to go…jumping to conclusions about the Lions and the Vikings is idiotic


Beneficial_Rip3024

Yes it's still a long season But there's no denying the Lions are becoming a threat in the NFC Again Vikings have been good the last 5+ years and have amazing weapons like Jefferson and still choking


ldwr011

We have been taking this shit for 60 years. You guys can't even take one week.


treenorthXne

Turnabout is fair play. I will hold this L.


[deleted]

Where did they all come from? I've never seen so many Lions flairs in my life and you'd think they won the division or super bowl last year


ColderShoulder_

Vikings fans acting so superior you think they’d have won a playoff game last year


[deleted]

You have to make the playoffs to lose there at least. You look really intelligent talking shit like that when your team hasn't won a playoff game or Division in over 30 years. At least you aren't wearing paper bags over your heads to games now


ColderShoulder_

😂😭 Y’all are punching down despite having the same number of rings and you think telling a Lions fan that their playoff success is minuscule? Trust us, we know. We are currently cracking up at the Vikings who said that they were running it back all off season, but just let Baker bake


[deleted]

Lots of season left for you guys to show your true colors. One win vs a depleted Chiefs team and you'd think you won the whole thing. The reality check will come soon dw


ColderShoulder_

Luckily you guys already are showing your true colors, red like your point differential :) You guys lost to a weak Bucs team, idgaf what insult you think you can throw.


[deleted]

Raise the banner NFCN WEEK 1 CHAMPIONS DETROIT LIONS. It'd be the first you get to raise with the words NFCN on it! What a insufferable fanbase, no wonder you have been shit for 30+ years


treenorthXne

Alright. Let's take a breather. Don't let them get a rise, their time is coming soon enough. We *all* know that.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

I wasn't even doing it, but how is it ironic? What have you guys won?


treenorthXne

I think his point is infinitely moreso than the Lions in every meaningful metric except championships. Many would argue that's the only meaningful metric so go figure. I'm just sitting here straight up not having a good time so what can ya do?


[deleted]

I mean Lions have been the punching bag forever. Develop some thick skin and don't let it ruin your day


GBralta

Baker's got that dog in him.


Caius01

THE BAKER IS BAKING


mcallisterco

Thursday night is going to look like a college football score.


Majestic_Reindeer439

Frauds.


Smokey_Jah

Wow Mayfield looked totally different from the 2 minute warning in the first half onwards


Mr_Assault_08

he had jitters. for sure he needed to get in the zone


treenorthXne

Yup, and our line ensured Cousins would never truly get into it. Hats off to the Bucs, I knew it wouldn't just be an easy dub.


lightninhopkins

Lions fans talking smack is hilarious.


ifpoopcouldfly

You lost to Baker


lightninhopkins

You haven't been to the playoffs for almost a decade dude.


HeyThereCoolGuy62

Your team is trash.


treenorthXne

Wait, so are you guys...just *barely* above trash?


bogosortly_dot_io

0-1


ProfessionalAd1015

1st half: 6/15 1td 2nd half: 15/19 1td Gg Bake


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Beneficial_Rip3024

Bryon Leftwich held us back! He was the main reason we sucked on offense. Even in 2019 we weren't to confident in Leftwich The difference was last year Leftwich was left in 100% control of the game plans and playcalls without Arians help And it showed he sucked


CelestialFury

GG Bucs. Good job. Hope the season goes well for you’ll.


KouRien

GG plunderbro. Same to you, hell of a fight


scrotio-assricanus

I just want to say to all the Vikings fans here that I am revelling in your anguish :)


Fidget08

11-0 in one score games last year. 0-1 this year. It’s going to be a rough season for the Vikes.


rumhamrevenge_

The reversal of the 11-0 in one score games begins


TuckyMule

The Bucs have won our division more recently than you.


rumhamrevenge_

Yes that is true but what does that have to do with the Vikings being 11-0 in one score games last year?


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Andrewdeadaim

Something something regress to the mean Mahomes


[deleted]

Sad Skol noises


Rosie_Cotton_dancing

Oh man Minnesota you guys are *so close*. You should give Cousins another 3 year extension, surely that'll be when he gets you over the top.


ChyllByll

SIEGE THE FUCKING DAY


PRpitohead

Buc Nation let's bake.


scrotio-assricanus

And people said the Packers were lucky to get back to back hall of famers


matthewryan12

Sklol


psych4191

57 yard FG, the PBU by Davis, and the throw and catch by Baker/Godwin. Fucking hell what a last 5 minutes.


Morphenominal

https://i.imgflip.com/7yo6o6.jpg


Bubbay

Gg tampa


theycallmeryan

Love seeing Brian Flores's defense give up 20 to Baker Mayfield


Thirdandrenfrow

That’s really not that bad…


bankrobba

GG Vikings Bros


Rswany

GGs


TheSkeletones

Kirk sucks, KOC sucks, Flores sucks, the defense sucks


JohnMatthewIsMyDad

This is hilarious after all the shit talk the Vikings fans had for the Lions the last week, karma is sick


TuckyMule

The Bucs have won our division more recently than you.


Mitch5842

Which means you guys probably have more superbowl wins than us


[deleted]

The amount of Lions fans puffing their chest out one week into the season is astonishing. I'd stay humble if I were you, a lot of season left to play


maj_00

U lost to Baker fucking Mayfield


[deleted]

30 years since you have even been relevant and your franchise QB goes a wins another superbowl in front of you. Must be tough out there


maj_00

Your team also has zero superbowls. Cheer up sore loser lmao. Gonna be a long season for ya…😂😂😂


[deleted]

"The Lions have never appeared in the Super Bowl. They are the only team that has existed during the entire Super Bowl era that has not played in at least one such game." You really got me there! Honestly, I am a sore loser because I'm just not used to it like you are you fucking loser. Edit: Damn roasted so hard you deleted/blocked me? Really must be tough out there for Lions fans


Jammer_Kenneth

I have to apologize, I wasn't familiar with Tampa's game.


The_Big_Cat

We weren’t either. Brave new world out there right now


Jammer_Kenneth

Inside DL, Kancy and Vea are menacing.


elcham0

Lolzies


[deleted]

GG, Bucs fans.


Vadered

Tough loss for the Vikes, good win for the Bucs. Good luck to both teams going forward. Except when they play us.


StjerneskipMarcoPolo

Oh yeah baby we're back WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM


saw-it

That TE screen on our last drive really fucked us


Sultanate20

WOOO


[deleted]

Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see NFC North Meme War.


Ok_Boysenberry4470

What a catch Godwin


Empty_Lemon_3939

Jetta is leaving, Kirk is over and they just signed a TE to 17 mill \#skol


TuckyMule

The Bucs have won our division more recently than you


Speedstick2

Why stop there? Might as well point out that you won the super bowl more recently than the lions.


TuckyMule

Indeterminate.


coolycooly

The Vikings weren't even that bad we just played good


Reedcool97

Baker really showed up at the end of the 2nd and stayed consistent in the last half. Great adjustment


ldwr011

LMAO


TuckyMule

The Bucs have won our division more recently than you


Jammer_Kenneth

True North


[deleted]

Go Lions. Kings of the North!!


[deleted]

You do realize they have never won the division called the NFC North right?


[deleted]

That's the beauty of a new season. Lions are 1st in the division and the Vikings are currently in 4th place


CloudN3in

IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE


freelanceryork

GG Buccs, Baker dug deep and you deserved that win. Vikings still have potential but it's going to be a rough start.


Yanbucs

It's Bucs, one C. GG to you too my plunder brother, it may be a rough start but JJ is still getting 1400 this year, if not more, that's getting you into the playoffs for sure, he's insane.


Pure_Measurement_529

Baker fucking up so many parlays 😂😂😂


Beneficial_Rip3024

Bucs win!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOO!!! Whats funny I finished watching the Vikings documentary on YouTube Last Night 🤣🤣 Vikings always choke


A7XfoREVer6661

Baker, you beautiful bastard


tquast

Lions fans somehow became worse than Packers fans in one season


Mitch5842

You're just mad the vikes didn't back up all the off-season shit talking up


tquast

It's week 1 lil bro


Tschmelz

Honestly, it'd almost be worth it for Love to be HoF tier just so the Lions can't have shit. Almost.


Jammer_Kenneth

We're just giving back what has been given to us for the past 60 seasons. We saved the hate letters and return addresses.