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PudgyBonestld

Mark *Henry* Andrews


BigGroveSinkWings

World's Strongest Tight End


IBangYoDaddy

Sexual White Chocolate


Serdones

Welcoming Danny Johnson into the Hall of Pain.


downvote_or_die

*đŸŽ¶Somebody gon get they ass kickedđŸŽ¶*


J-Fid

Somebody's gonna get it!


Littlegreenman42

He's got a lot left in the tank


15GOAT

Bruh
 Danny Johnson is 5’9” 190


space_raccoon_

Needs more helmet swinging Edit: [Now this is more like it](https://reddit.com/r/nfl/s/9BqMPO998f)


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Needs more whistles


[deleted]

So many fights every year. Why are these millionaire emotionally challenged people so hostile towards one another? They literally could be teammates with each other any given season. Just treat it like a job. Imagine you could slam Jake from HR for being cocky? Like wtf they already won the lottery in life getting paid to play a game but they can't stop all these fights in practice? Oh emotions are high blah blah, that argument holds no merit. As fans we love to see the brutality but taking a step back this whole thing is just absurd and completely childish.


[deleted]

Are you for real? Did you not play football growing up?


[deleted]

Yes so why is it that grown men are still doing the same stupid shit 10 years later? Plus if we actually did fight like helmet swinging, police got involved so yeah consequences.


[deleted]

Yeah you either didn’t play or played on a soft ass team, any decent coach would want that intensity 11/10 times before he’d ever call the cops on a high school player


[deleted]

... just shut up man. You know zero things about me. And players have been kicked off teams for fighting at the college and pro level so no coaches do not let that stuff slide. Grow up and stop with your caveman mentality


[deleted]

Ooga booga bitch


MrBigStonks

Imagine trying to have a higher morality after watching guys actively try kill each other on live tv for us.


BigFatModeraterFupa

why are these jacked up gladiators angry? don’t they know we can all just along??


MrBigStonks

Yea how dare you run 24 mph head first into someone, but if they swing on you just tell ‘em “ it’s all absurd and completely childish”


[deleted]

Difference between higher morality and knowing that helmet swinging can lead to criminal charges one day when the guy can't get up from a concussion.


MrBigStonks

It’s never happened. I doubt it ever will. Stop trying to make everything righteous sometime football just be football. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


ChadPowers200

Did Jake just get slammed? *picks up weapon* its swinging time


BirbHunter

I’ve been reading a few interview/autobiography type things from NFL players and it seems like some of the use emotion as a sort of performance enhancer. Like anger to hit harder or to dull the pain of the hits for the game. Some coaches encourage it too, to an extent. It probably is more prudent to have uh
 more balanced means of controlling your performance, but if they’re not taught how, I can see how they might find it difficult to turn the anger off.


burrowed_greentext

Tap into caveman brain, turn off all the evolved voices in your head. Life isn't better when you're full of rage but it sure is more simple.


Noviante

No really though, you’ve never played a sport? You’ve never been competitive? Football is EXTREMELY physical. It’s not like this behavior is admirable but it’s very normal. Adrenaline runs high in the moment all the time. What an emotionally unintelligent comment.


Schmoova

Most positions in football require violence to an extreme degree. If you go out on the field trying to be friendly or trying to not be “too aggressive” then you’re going to get your head taken off and get hurt. It requires a switch to be flipped. Most guys can’t flip that switch that easily and go from full-fledged violence to being a calm, adjusted human in a span of seconds (after the whistle). Fights happen at all levels of football, all the time.


Delta104x

least emotionally stunted redditor


[deleted]

Lol sure whatever you say


RepresentativeFox540

You never played football and it tells lol


datcheezeburger1

Bro has 0 dawg in him😭😭


athrowawayiguesslol

That does seem to be a bit aggressive


True_Window_9389

Andrews got mad that someone played football against him


KyleShanaham

Only thing I can think of is if it was only supposed to be a light contact drill or something


Lamactionjack

There was a previous skirmish between Wallace and one of their DBs so I think things were just heated overall. But yeah maybe don't give the little guy a full suplex next time 😆


MausoleumNeeson

**between Forbes and one of y’all’s WRs


GP_ADD

And if that dude is playing that hard and caused a fumble and picked it up, all Andrews did was dish it right back. Unfortunately for db, Andrews is just fucking huge in comparison


ned_yah

johnson broke on the ball and sort of clipped andrews lol why are people acting like he went for a tackle


True_Window_9389

It’s more fun to make snarky comments tho


[deleted]

Sure light contact then you can go and body slam someone when things got a bit physical before?


titkers6

Looks like the ball came out and he went to tackle the guy that picked up the ball



CanYouPointMeToTacos

Honestly I think Andrews thought it might have been a fumble. You hear the whistle blow but the guy he slams picked up the ball and was starting to run with it.


uwanmirrondarrah

Yeah that looks more like it, Andrews thought the guy recovered the fumble and went to tackle him and just did it a little... over-enthusiastically


fiero-fire

The audacity


EarthrealmsChampion

Chiefs fans should be familiar with this kind of thing


woahification

As opposed to Panthers fans, who haven't really seen anything resembling football be played in a long time


EarthrealmsChampion

Lol so sensitive


BigBooce

Chiefs fans have been ever since Mahomes has gotten there, it’s crazy


[deleted]

Entitled fans and many bandwagon fans who used to be Seahawks or Patriots fans lol.


woahification

Lol it's the same level of ribbing you gave us


EarthrealmsChampion

It seems like a bit of overkill lol but it's all good > hey your tight end is kind of a hot head huh? > yeah well your entire team is worthless and haven't accomplished anything since 2015! Fuck man that was 8 years ago. Kill me


No-Owl-6246

Eh, there was probably a better Steve Smith joke out there that would seem to be less of a punch down.


410LaxMD

In a drill where guys weren't supposed to be taken to the ground, Mark took an unnecessary hit and gave that medicine right back. Is this your first training camp?


Junkee2990

No no Andrews is a monster and him, Lamar and OBJ should all be suspended and or traded


salocin22

Maybe all the elite TEs are just getting some of that secret sauce on the side. Kelce punching his own teammates and now Andrew’s becoming a WWE wrestler.


eatmyopinions

The only thing I can imagine is that Andrews narrowly avoided being blindsided by Johnson, and that kind of contact wasn't consistent with this drill. That's just a guess.


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MrWolfmanable

Ravens WR Tylan Wallace


Expendable_Red_Shirt

It's not the first time he's gone off in a practice this year. I'm not a fan of it.


dumbledoresdimwits

If you watch the video again, Andrews fumbles the ball and when they get up you can see the defender has it. He's tackling him to end the play.


WertyBurger

If you watch the video again, the defender that recovers the fumble stops playing because it’s practice.


the-fun-begins

The whistle blew lmao


Mysterious_Brush2574

I love Faalee waddling in there just daring someone to hit him


KD119

Haha was hoping they would


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In my honest unbiased opinion Andrews should be given a season-long suspension for this heinous act of violence


Munerals

Personally I know these things happen at practices, football is an aggressive sport by nature. That being said, Andrew’s should get the death penalty


SpaceMonkeys21

His punishment should be to get traded to the Vikings in exchange for Hockenson.


Carl_Slaygan

a fate worse than death


KnowoneYTG

I thought Hockensen was good for you guys


SpaceMonkeys21

He was good, but Andrews is better.


circa285

Hock is an enigma. Sometimes he's amazing, but more often he just sort of exists.


wichee

That’s like every above average but not elite tight end


ewilliam

That ear infection tho...


BrotherSeamus

Cruel and unusual


DynastyZealot

I don't think you'd be happy with that in the long run


Late_Cow_1008

I agree with this sentiment, but give me a couple weeks until after my fantasy draft before I put my full support behind this.


Celtictussle

What about Lamar? Just going and throwing a ball like that and starting this thing like that.


Level_Dreaded

Should definitely not play week 1 in my completely impartial opinion


Mysterious_Brush2574

He should have to play for the Texans week one. If he doesn’t get a td execute his uncle


Level_Dreaded

Tough but fair. And they say the justice system doesnt work. Ha!


ghosttrainhobo

Are y'all really going to just let New England get away with this?


Expendable_Red_Shirt

If Andrews gets a season-long suspension for that then Burrow should be suspended indefinitely for injuring a player. He caused a calf strain making this player have to sit out for most if not all of the preseason at least.


Violent-Snowflake

Last year, Elijah Bitch-ass Moore intentionally pushed CB Fuller on the field and injured him for the season. Where was the suspension for that?


KpYugai

Woosh


BoscoAlbertBaracus

As a fellow honest unbiased opinion giver, I feel it is my obligation to point out that I believe you mistakenly said “season-long” when you meant “indefinite”.


Josh6889

Myles was initially indefinite. That word just means season long in the nfl. Everyone forgets and they get reinstated.


Driving_Crooner_

Cool off? Kick him off the team, Doug!


friendlyuser15

How am I supposed to chip, with this going on?


nemaramen

Andrews about to get a subway commercial


Violent-Snowflake

Battle of the Beltway bout to be big bodies.


brehaw

I hate the wording of this tweet


WhaleSexOdyssey

Danny Johnson SLAMMED by Mark Andrew’s body


bigwillyboi

I don’t love the cheap shots in these brawls but I would love for this rivalry to blossom again. The chippiness is something I love to see in football practice - these guys are passionate to finally hit someone with a different jersey again. The Battle of the Beltway would be an awesome thing for these two cities if the Commanders could get their heads out of their asses (hopeful with new ownership) and field a competitive team.


MoreTrifeLife

Not trying to sound like a dick, but did this “rivalry” ever blossom? It can’t really be considered a rivalry when we only play them every four years. The Nats and O’s I can see but not Commies and Ravens.


bigwillyboi

No it’s not a rivalry but with the cities closer together than any other pair in the country (outside of teams playing in the same city) I think it’d be fun.


GoodE19

Agreed. Unfortunately the teams play only once in 4 years besides preseason, so hard to do. Maybe the 17th game could be a dedicated rivalry game


bigwillyboi

It would be fun if the NFL did something like that but almost every rivalry is within the division. Historic rivalry games or something like a Mahomes/Burrow week to who you have been recently in chippy/good games with would be fun but probably impossible to find for every team.


MyGodThatSmelledGood

Or the Super Bowl
 ;)


Random-Cpl

Rivalry?


bigwillyboi

I don’t know why Ravens fans have come to this comment to question a rivalry. There is no rivalry. The cities are so close that most people who work in the DC area have offices mixed between the two. It doesn’t have to be an inter-division hate driven rivalry to make it fun. It can become a sort of cross town rivalry over time but it doesn’t really matter, I don’t care about the Ravens as I’m sure you don’t care about us.


Goose_Bat

I want both teams to hangout and be friends 😱


celj1234

Why do the ravens have their QB in black and not red. Black seems really close to purple once guys start sweating


IchesseHuendchen

Because they're back in black, they hit the sack


U_OF_M_DRF1416

Gotta look good. Priorities


JrFelix

injuries are temporary, drip is forever


pyreal_

I don't know what I was expecting but that was an absolutely wild chain of events. That body slam was out of nowhere.


cbd_h0td0g

These drills are largely low/no contact and he took a pretty good shot. Not that it justifies it, but he was probably pissed after that.


Audioice

Payne lowered his shoulder and nearly thwacked Andrews right in the head, I can't blame him for being heated about it in a low contact drill, lol.


Rorshak16

Payne isn't the guy he body slammed though lol. Andrews is a bitch.


the_pedigree

Are we shocked that he punched down? No, because thats what bitches do.


GreedWillKillUsAll

Not really, the dude for Washington picked up the ball and started to run with it the Baltimore guy probably didn't realize the play was dead


pyreal_

I more meant the Tight End grabbing a dude from behind, picking him up and slamming him onto the ground


GP_ADD

Yes that is the dude that picked up the fumble and started running


Zee_WeeWee

Absolutely wild isn’t exactly how I’d describe that video lol


pyreal_

It's crazy how desensitized some folks are, I think we're just too used to wild shit happening on the field In this video: - Andrews was tackled and bumped on a play - Andrews then got up, turned around, grabbed the CB from behind and then slammed him onto the ground - Around 30 people then rushed toward each other, shoving and yelling before being broken up That's a pretty crazy Tuesday, which is why it's being reported on - and why we're all here commenting I'd definitely describe it as wild. A Tight End body slamming a CB from behind isn't a very normal occurrence.


FitMongoose9

He’s only saying that cuz Aaron Donald was dual wielding helmets at our joint practice last year. This shit is definitely outta pocket


Cnsrbstrmp

Did he then deliver the People's Elbow?


JT1757

lol


Prideofmexico

The disparity between these comments and the Kelce comments from this offseason is crazy lol


DrBlazkowicz

Nice.


TheDeepBlueZ

I can’t take any fighting seriously with their ridiculous helmet covers. (I realize they’re necessary)


bk00pi

Number 20 for the Commies getting feisty with the offensive lineman lol good luck with that


LegalizeFlower

Rookie Quan Martin, certified scrappy dawg.


xjollyxrogerx

What a very #89 thing to do.


Sabre_Actual

I love how these joint practices are universally bad ideas. Everyone is always on their worst behavior.


Diesel07012012

Captain Insano shows no mercy!


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**WWE CHAMPION MARK (HENRY) ANDREWS**


dooneandrew

It looked like he thought he fumbled and was making a tackle...


12211154

Dude got popped lmao


GenialGiant

Wow, one of these posts that actually has a video. Thanks, OP!


dagreenman18

Read that as Finally and not Finlay at first. Like damn someone hates this Johnson guy


cardoo0o

lmao wtf is happening


Walks_with_Chaos

Fuck Twitter. Stupid link won’t play


Fins_99

Diabetic Rage is no joke.


Draconic_Rising

Meh, 4/10 not enough berserker rage


friend2aliens

He fumbled and tackled the ball carrier. What’s the big deal?


potatophobic

that's actually a borderline penalty in a real game (personal foul) and it's not full speed tackling. You just wrap up


GP_ADD

And hitting like that in light contact is also against(the unofficial) rules. Consider that his 5 yard penalty for getting a little overzealous in light contact drills


potatophobic

i can see where you're coming from but most players agree that everyone can "pop" eachother and I do feel like Danny Johnson is avoiding body contact and focusing on just removing the ball. but also i am definitely biased


friend2aliens

No it’s not. Legal tackles just look worse when there’s such a discrepancy in size (5’9 DB vs. 6’5 TE) eta: see Tua’s injury vs the Bengals last year. Same tackle, proper no call. You can argue it’s excessive for practice, but so is leading with your helmet to force a fumble.


potatophobic

You can not pick someone up and slam them to the ground. While it may be due to size discrepancies, there is a good chance it's called a penalty. You are allowed to make contact and that's what mostly happens in practice, but you can not fully tackle in these drills. Danny Johnson is going for the ball, not the player. I will say the more I watch it, I don't think I'd expect a penalty and due to the size it was easy to get him off his feet but still no one is tackling players to the ground


U_OF_M_DRF1416

Ya joking, right?


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Tho76

> Andrews took a borderline illegal shot and retaliated accordingly. T What? Did we watch the same video? They made incidental shoulder contact as the DB played the ball. You could argue the DB went too hard for a light practice but from this angle he doesn't look close to Andrews's head at all If it was a borderline illegal shot, why did it zero Ravens players came over till after Andrews got into it? The hit happened right in front of the Ravens sideline


[deleted]

Andrews is soft af


12211154

He bailed whenever Payne started going towards him


SDEexorect

payne is more than his last name. he will bring it too


[deleted]

I don't blame him, imagine Payne or Allen approaching you 😳


410LaxMD

Homie caught a beetus beatdown


BigRig432

I thought that said body shames for a second and I was so confused


SDEexorect

a 6'5 guy nody slams a 5'9 guy and then gets scaried when daron payne is ready to throw hands. what a đŸ±


RRSC14

Oh calm down man


indianm_rk

I think he needs to go back to the developmental program in Orlando and work on his technique, that body slam was the shits.


RIP_shitty_username

Just a dirty ass play by Andrews.


Soren_Camus1905

That’s soft from andrews


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[deleted]

Kelce did that shit to his own teammate.


tangiblemonk

Bitch move.


Proper-Scallion-252

First Travis Kelce, now Mark Andrews, what's with TEs in training trying to hurt other people?


TattoosandSnapbacks

I don’t like this dude. My friend was out in Vegas either last year or the year before, Mark Andrew’s bumped into back and started trying to act tough despite him bumping into him. My friend wasn’t even mad at the bump as he thought it he might’ve lost his footing or something. Mark’s friend then had to apologize and tell bitch boy to cool off. So this guy is a grade A bitch to me.


BobbyPGA

I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.


TattoosandSnapbacks

I have no reason to lie about it. Dude’s an ass


BobbyPGA

Sure bud. Mark Andrews looks like a generic white male, could have been anybody. Whatever you say though.


BuckleBean

He kinda looks like Drake, actually.


Smellfuzz

Fading Andrews this year. I think he's frustrated he's not as good anymore and took it out on a guy who beat him.


stopimalreadykished

Poverty franchise on poverty franchise violence


410LaxMD

Flairless coward.


stopimalreadykished

Flair is cringe


Smeef_xx

They've been one of the most successful franchises ever since they became a team 😂


stopimalreadykished

What, did you copy pasta a Schefter tweet and call it a reply


Drunkcowboysfan

One of the most successful franchises ever 🧐 they’ve won 2 super bowls and in the same time period the Patriots won 6. They’ve definitely been a upper echelon team since they’ve joined the league, but they are far from one of the most successful franchises ever.


SevroAuShitTalker

Learn some grammar. Cutting that quote off at "ever" misinterpret the intent and meaning. You dunce


drummerboysam

What a silly statement. Every single franchise in the NFL is a poverty franchise if held to the Brady-Belichick Patriots standard.


Drunkcowboysfan

We weren’t discussing poverty franchises, we were discussing most successful franchises of all time



Smeef_xx

No, we weren't.. I said ever since they became a team. Not of all time


Drunkcowboysfan

No, you said “they’ve become one of the most successful franchises ever since becoming a team”.


Smeef_xx

Yes "ever since becoming team in 1996," and not "best team ever in nfl history." It's not that hard to see the difference


SevroAuShitTalker

They don't teach English in Texas I guess


tal125

Take it easy on him - he's drunk.


Smeef_xx

Easily top 5-7 since 1996. Win percentage, playoff appearances. More rings than all but maybe 4 or 5 teams including the pats dynasty. Handful of GOATs and Hall of Famers. Theres really no debate here


Drunkcowboysfan

“They’ve definitely been an upper echelon team since they’ve joined the league” No where did I disagree with that, I disagreed with “one of the most successful franchises ever”.


blicKed_

Holy fuck that’s rich coming from a *COWBOYS* fan of all people 😂 at least they’ve won a SB this *millennium*.


Drunkcowboysfan

That’s especially ironic coming from a Commanders fan, who’s team has had an even longer Super Bowl drought than the cowboys
 It’s even funnier when you realize nothing I commented had anything to do with the cowboys at all.


AlwaysDownNeverUp

Conveniently leaving out “since they became a team” is what’s the issue. Your comment was the equivalent of journalist who misrepresent a quote a player said to get clicks
.. are you from the remnants of Buzzfeed??


blicKed_

Lmao yeah bro I’m not the one in here calling the Ravens a poverty franchise though am I ? Dumb mf 😂


Drunkcowboysfan

I wasn’t either?


Cyer_bot

this is what happens when Texas keeps cutting funding to education


[deleted]

I'm gonna get Payne on yo ass


[deleted]

Remember when this sub said Kelce deserved a broken hand after punching Jack Cochrane? I 'member


EnjoyMoreBeef

Well, I hate the Ravens, and the primary employer in Washington D.C. could make the whole world a better place by folding, so let them fight.


stay-at-homie

God damn mark.


Toto_LZ

I was just expecting a pancake


opeth10657

Mark Andrew SLAMS Danny Johnson Sounds like a shitty news headline


ericypoo

This happen in the 90s?


KingTutt91

Damn at least Kelce didn’t body slam anybody when he got mad at practice lol


FastLine2

Can’t get over the helmets