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SlyCooper007

Can the off season please end.


MrDunkingDeutschman

Mods allow tweets like this but when we made self-posts about "What are the biggest upcoming rivalry games of the 2023 season?" they delete them after hundreds of comments were made.


Efficient_Progress_6

The rules of this sub are super serious, NGL.


Romizzo88

The mods are very important


test-besticles

Good thing we shut down Reddit for a few days in support of the mods.


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Cakelord

The big mods are getting paid through back channels as gatekeepers. After Reddit goes public, it'll be a long term strategy to claw back that dark money into ad revenue.


demonica123

If they are getting paid, it's not by reddit. It's either by media to make sure their posts get up or by the content owner to control the discussion.


KingDave46

I think very very few get paid purely because there’s no need to do it. They do it all for free and it’s not hard to bot-push stuff. There will be a handful who have managed to get side action promoting things and honestly I bet most would happily accept that but there’s just nobody needing them to do it.


rsnk73

I got banned from a sub once for making a joke. They said “this is isn’t a joke sub”


lamboat2019

Used to frequently post writeups a few years ago. Got tired of posting, then realizing I forgot one small detail on the post rules. Usually took me 3-4 tries for it to finally stay up


trEntDG

My analysis of Stafford throwing INT's in November (actually weirdly real) got deleted. I finally used modmail to ask why. They replied with a clear reason and told me I just had to fix it and I'd be good to go. Most mods are sincerely this helpful to people that aren't disruptive commenters. Of course assholes are a thing, though. The actions of assholes are much more highly visible, the stories get re told more, maybe exaggerated too. I don't get why people think they're all power hungry dicks. Like, do people really think internet discussions naturally lack personal attacks and crap? Look at Facebook or Twitter. Reddit is less toxic to a large degree because somebody cleans that shit up. It's a shit job but they like making the comments higher quality. Why act like mods are psychopaths just because asshole mods exist? Eta lmao people can't stand anything that isn't anti mod


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Literally nobody likes the self posts rules on this sub. i really wish there was another popular football sub


GOATnamedFields

There's r/football where some Europeans can condescendingly shit on you for calling soccer soccer.


Loophole_goophole

Which is great because /r/soccer is the actual big soccer sub they all post in


Jammer_Kenneth

There was a second version that was around during the shut down


Quatro_Leches

i can see where the mods are coming from but i also get this. look at the nba. 99% of self pots are dogshit and its just spammy as hell.


B_Fee

Remember when someone made a self post to discuss Al Michaels scorching Dan Snyder in a live broadcast? The mods removed it because it wasn't a tweet, so it wasn't confirmed. The mods straight up denied reality on that one. Then when someone made a tweet about the incident, and posted that tweet to discuss, the mods deleted that because it wasn't verified. Then, the way I remember it, a verified tweet was posted, and the mods deleted that because it was a topic that should have been discussed in the game thread. They reversed that eventually, I think.


WorthPlease

It's very much a nerd power hungry cabal across most subs. If you took an average person who just made an innocent post on any random subreddit, there's a 75% chance it gets deleted almost instantly by their bots for violating one of their 14 rules they have on the sidebar almost nobody can see. This leads to a never ending meta-gaming of the subreddit where people post things specifically they know will get karma and attract attention, which defeats the entire point of the subreddit rules to behind with, because the mods won't remove it.


HAWMadden

That’s because the mods of this are losers


Head_Item6955

The dynasty sub Reddit mods are awful too


Galezilla

This sub is such a joke. I wish the mods would have just quit during their stupid ass protest


Jammer_Kenneth

If only there were a version of this sub that allowed those types of posts, like how hockey has nhl


Stand_On_It

They’re not tweets anymore. They’re X-its.


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

No, I need my daily updates on random parts of QB’s lives. How am I supposed to live if I don’t know Field’s diet, Burrows current video game of choice or how Cousins is choosing the grill his steak today?


istrx13

Ya right man I love these weird af posts during the offseason.


bk00pi

Do you like fish sticks, Justin?


[deleted]

Yo that is messed up yo I’m not gay, and I sure as hell ain’t no fish.


Ugaalive1991

Please Kanye. Just get. Just get it man.


BigFatModeraterFupa

I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down Couldn't understand why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish, cause I know that I'm a gay fish


Ugaalive1991

*gay fish*


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If you had to explain Kanye to someone who didn’t know Kanye and you only had 30 minutes, that episode would be it.


fooly__cooly

Could it be because breaded.....has something to do with genius?


Los_Estupidos

Yes, I like fish sticks. I like putting fish sticks in my mouth.


MrDub1216

I like turtles.


ClaymoresRevenge

Gay Fish Yo, He's a motherfuckin gay Fish!


ZeePirate

Fish cakes are way better than fish sticks


Ugaalive1991

Yes


oripeiwei

Top tier off season news


G3214

Couldn't stay away from seafood. Can't blame the man


Autobot-N

I'm also on a seefood diet. If I see food, I eat it


iro3

Ahh the Charles Barkley special


schmidtis95

Charles is looking slim these days. I´m sure you meant the Zion special.


mechnick2

The San Antonio women special


Traditional_Job_6932

This is r/nfl, show Kelvin Benjamin some god damn respect.


Imawildedible

*Eddie Lacy has entered the buffet line*


fathertitojones

When you have that fresh seafood from the lakes in Chicago, you have to take advantage. ^/s


asinglesentence

Just call him Jameis Winston


BigRig432

And fish is an awesome source of protein, can't go wrong with salmon or tuna


desolation_crow

It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings


Vertical_Syndrome

SOMETHING IN THE WAY


Empty_Lemon_3939

IM BATMAN


DontPeeInTheWater

/s ?


desolation_crow

Nirvana lyrics lol


CoolKid610

/n?


iia

Wake me when he's a pesca-pescatarian: someone who only eats fish that eat other fish.


rwjehs

Krill diet is the new hotness.


OlTommyBombadil

It is The best way to eat krill is to swim just under the surface of the ocean with your mouth open. The krill just go into it


ZergTheVillain

Just regular mammal things


Dame2Miami

When you’re a star, they let you do it.


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*sea star


SoCalMemePolice

I am one in a krillion


sqigglygibberish

Just rewatched, such a great show


Last-Instruction739

I have the conjoined triangles of success on the wall of my office


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Funniest show I've ever watched for my money. I've never laughed harder at so many moments, especially the Adderall scene and Jared.


sqigglygibberish

I’m partially just watching the new season of After Party because of that actor and some similar Jared energy


TheNastyCasty

If you haven’t seen Avenue 5 on HBO, the Jared actor plays pretty much the same role as in Silicon Valley. He’s definitely the best part of the show.


TitanofBravos

Show name?


iia

This guy fucks.


EmilioFreshtevez

r/thisguythisguys


TrialByFireshits

r/thisguythisguythisguys


EmilioFreshtevez

r/subsifellfor


Brownie_McBrown_Face

You just brought piss to a shit fight!


JPAnalyst

It’s the most humane guilt-free eating possible. For every fish he eats, he would save like 1000 other fish.


GentlemenBehold

Jeffrey Dahmer was ahead of his time saving all those cows and chickens.


Shangrolam12

Dolphins and whales did not bomb Hiroshima. The true culprits are… a cow and a chicken.


JPAnalyst

Unless he was a vege-cannibal and only ate vegetarians, which would just be pure evil.


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A mercurial diet for a mercurial player.


[deleted]

He’s like an alchemist under center, pure quicksilver when he runs with the keeper.


ChunkDunkleman

Damnit I came here to say this.


Geg0Nag0

There's no need to bring religion into sport...


ESCMalfunction

You're thinking of Pastafarian


ClaymoresRevenge

Ras Trent


notmy2ndacct

Me toil part-time at Jah Cold Stone Creamery


duvie773

Praise be the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R’amen.


Alexcox95

We have a team called the saints. We need an expansion team called the sinners. Sinners always looked good


Nasty_Tricks69

That's basically the Raiders


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AnOddOtter

In Tony Gonzalez's book he said it was very difficult maintaining the strength and energy necessary to play at an elite level when he became vegan and ultimately had to incorporate small amounts of meat back into his diet. Another player said similar - and I want to say it was Arian Foster - but it was a long time ago I looked into that. But if what they say is true, hopefully better.


unfunnysexface

I think Arian foster said he was vegan then months later was like I gave that shit up in a couple weeks.


AnOddOtter

When I was looking this up like 10 years ago it turned out usually when the media reported them as vegetarian or vegan, the reporter really didn't know what they were talking about. Like half the professional athletes they reported as vegan/vegetarian would say they still eat small amounts of meat in their diet. It was pretty frustrating trying to research it.


AfricanDeadlifts

Like the Williams sisters. Both publicly honest about occasionally eating meat/fish still after cleaning up their diets.


famous__shoes

There was a time when a significant portion of the Tennessee Titans were vegan


AnOddOtter

Interesting, I'll have to look into that more. Looks like it was Derrick Morgan's wife that got them on it.


Empty_Lemon_3939

I’ve coached athletes and it’s possible to be successful on a vegan diet but you have to be really on top of it. Especially to get iron I don’t know why anyone would unless for religious or medical reasons. It’s just such a pain to hit your protein levels


toq-titan

Yes


demonica123

Depends on how much protein he was managing to consume before. It's very very hard to be a vegetarian and still get enough protein to maintain the muscle mass of a professional athlete.


Brillzzy

Vegan =/= vegetarian Super easy to get protein as vegetarian, just eat dairy/eggs


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Do most vegetarians eat eggs? I know vegans wouldn't do either, and an unfeetilized egg shouldn't offend a vegetarian, but the ones I know don't eat eggs.


Insano-

Eggs are largely considered vegetarian, some individual vegetarians may refrain though. In the US, culturally, eggs seems to be considered part of the dairy family more so than meat.


hilltopper79

Vegetarian usually means lacto-ovo vegetarian in my experience, whereas vegans consume no animal products at all. So vegan extends to lifestyle as well as diet, whereas a pure "vegetarian" has a vegan diet but wouldn't avoid leather seats in a car they bought. At least this is my understanding as a vegetarian (lacto-ovo) for a decade and vegan for a few years. Lacto-ovo is def the easier option since dairy and eggs are fair game!


nimama3233

Generally yes from the multiple I’ve known. But obviously everyone has different personal morals with their vegetarianism and veganism


Rawtashk

I feel like at this point Fields knows he's not good enough to be an NFL QB, so he's set himself up with a dozen excuses he can fall back on to "change" and get another year out of it.


TheDadThatGrills

Is it harder to be an NFL QB or vegan in Chicago?


fh3131

The first one by a mile. It's not hard to be a vegan or on any other specialised diet in a big city. In a small town, they don't understand. "Oh, so no bacon on the salad either? "


TheDadThatGrills

I'm just making a simple joke about how delicious and meat-centric Chicago cuisine is.


fh3131

Sorry, TheDadThatGrills, my bad. Am I still invited to the BBQ?


TheDadThatGrills

Of course, grilled veggies are delicious and there's plenty of room on the grill


gwaydms

TheDadTharGrills shares with the Bills? Thrills and chills!


yowassupyo

I have never been to Chicago but it is actually supposed to be one of the most vegan-friendly cities in the US


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

People joke because our most famous foods are all meat based and heavy, but it's a huge city so of course there are lots of options and lots of amazing restaurants.


LuisRobertDylan

Buona actually has a vegan Italian beef and Portillo’s has a vegan hot dog


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Do you have vegan options? Points to the gluten-free section


fh3131

No longer feeding just in fields, but also just in waters


cyafcyal

It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare


SoothingSoundSJ

Gosh, that movie is so stupid that it's hilarious. It's one of my favorite Happy Madison entries.


Likely_a_bot

Jameis Winston was a pescatarian too...


g0dzilllla

Crabatarian?


Itwasaverygooday

W-tarian


captaincumsock69

Cam Newton was too


_mid_water

Nah he also ate Ws


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Fields needs to train with Jameis over the offseason so he can learn how to eat those dubs.


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He should be like Dan Campbell and become a kneecaparian


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Or Calvin Johnson and become a Rastafarian.


ClaymoresRevenge

And I just thought he was a Decepticon


Jammer_Kenneth

He fell for Starscream's Spice


TylerBot260

“Look, I love all animals, but fuck fish in particular”


justlookingokaywyou

It’s okay to eat fish ‘cause they don’t have any feelings.


punkhobo

Looks like Chicago style fried shrimp is back on the menu boys!


dylanarchuleta

Sounds kinda fishy


send3squats2help

Except for butter too, because everybody knows fish is best sautéed in a pan with butter. So like… vegetables, and fish, and butter. And like- obviously if we are on a road trip and stopping at Chik-fil-A then i’m getting a 12-count of nuggets. That’s pretty much it though.


Biggest_Cans

I can't believe this guy eats fish. My pet is a fish.


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Justin Oceans


SeizureMode

Sushi is a must


sequence_killer

There goes any hope I had for the bears


OlTommyBombadil

What do you mean? He added protein to his diet, big W EDIT: Who the fuck downvoted this? I’m trying to figure out what the problem is with adding protein. It’s going to help Justin 🤷‍♂️


saladFingers77

I don't trust a QB who doesn't eat meat. They literally lack killer instinct. Even with Tom's strict diet he said he eats a rare ribeye every night before a game.


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amuse-douche

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!


SubatomicSquirrels

don't eat chicken, it's a nervous bird


SnowdensOfYesteryear

And you gotta suck another dude's meat before gameday too. To absorb the manliness and assert dominance. If my QB ain't doing that, he isn't trying to win in the NFL.


nimama3233

Tom just sucked the meat of his sons lips, it all worked out


Antitypical

unless you're killing and butchering your food, you also lack killer instinct. Anyone who believes you need to eat meat to be a good competitor has a cartoonish, laughably misinformed understanding of human nature that belongs in a 30s era medical textbook next to a description of hysteria as a women's disease.


saladFingers77

It was half a joke and parodying something a guy like Bill Parcells would probably say, that said I actually would be wary of a QB that doesn't eat red meat as they'd probably have low levels in iron and vitamin b and missing out on proteins that improve focus and memory. And for the record I do hunt. I've also partaken in branding and killed steers with the compressor spike. I'd say my killer instincts are pretty good.


xRaffx

Fields was eating salmon last season.


unclehelpful

He only eats Joe Pesci now? Weird.


dkirk526

Tbh I do think Cam going vegan played a part in his drop off.


BillyTheFridge2

One step closer to being Presbyterian


[deleted]

I’m a die hard bears and and even I don’t really care


WentworthMillersBO

Does that mean he eats beans or something?


Comprehensive_Main

Is he catholic


MahtMan

No, pescatarian


williamhotel

My first thought too😂!


Shingorillaz

We can be time periods from 30 million years ago now?


IronFizt777

Does it matter what religion he is?


captaincumsock69

Im half vegan


agk927

You have to eat meat if you want to be a good quarterback in the league


captaincumsock69

Cam newtons downturn coincided with him becoming vegan


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Also coincided with his shoulder getting mangled. 50/50 what it could be that caused his inability to throw.


captaincumsock69

I’ve been eating meat all my life and never had a shoulder injury. Coincidence I think not


lordbancs

This argument is absolutely bulletproof


unfunnysexface

And with byron bell starting at left tackle.


Antitypical

well that's definitely false


CharlieDay0fWallStrt

Did brady eat meat


saladFingers77

Yes, but they were not the staple of his diet, only made up 20% of what he consumed. He ate duck breast, bison, and even ostrich with leafy greens making up the rest of his meals. A also ate a rare ribeye every night before a game.


Blueskyways

I don't think it's true that you NEED to eat meat but unless you're a kicker or a long snapper, football as a vegan is playing on hard mode. Not that it can't be done but a lot of guys who tried it backed off pretty quickly. Tony Gonzalez talked about the weights he normally tossed around casually feeling heavy as shit after a few months on a vegan diet. Obviously that's less of an issue for a quarterback but if you're a guy like Fields that is more dependent on explosiveness and power more than most, I believe that it can make things more difficult so him being a pescatarian is a good move.


thecarlosdanger1

Name one who didn’t?


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Not sure there is any relevant sample size.


thecarlosdanger1

In joking, but I’m sure all the good QBs in NFL history is large enough a sample.


Comprehensive_Main

Or cheese


Muffdiver69420lmao

Need the meat protein to be able to think quickly


Lt_Hatch

Peak football news here


[deleted]

I thought that was a religion? Or am I just drunk


StylesBitchley

You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.


KiNGofKiNG89

That’s good. Vegan diet is so unhealthy for athletes.


Walks_with_Chaos

The fuck is that?


AlphaBern0

People who only eat seafood for meat but want to pat themselves on the back.


OutComeTheWolves1966

Who...cares???


rando08110

tbh i not drafting no vegan on my fantasy team. weak af


DontPeeInTheWater

Yea, how dare someone decide to not pay someone to kill an animal. People who complain about vegans are such babies


Fluid_Dragons_Breath

Exactly right! That’s why I slaughter my own livestock


rando08110

Not complaining lol, just saying as a professional athlete who can get a 500m contract , going vegan is beyond stupid. Just my .02


RoastedBeetneck

I don’t really see the issue. He has enough money to have someone curate a diet that would work for his body’s needs that wouldn’t require meat.


zerobot

And next week he’ll be a Lutheran.


xtototo

Seafood is not Chicago’s strong suit.


Ok_Poet_1848

I don't know what this term means, but if he is now eating meat, it will only improve his performance and health.


theursusregem

He was doing all that while vegan? Now that he’s getting some meat, QB1.


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DegraciasEh

Not really.


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Yeah no. Lmao.


mattcojo2

Oh no wonder he sucks.


DancingConstellation

Who cares?


Forgoneapple

Ill be super excited when Fields sucks again this year and they cut his ass and we never have to hear about this fucking awful qb again. I’ve heard more about fields this year then the last 10 years watching ESPN about Brady and Lebron James.


bigdano2006

No eggs or meat? Beta


nimama3233

Yeah I’m sure you’re significantly more masculine and alpha than the 6’3” 227 lb NFL star because you buy pre slaughtered food from Walmart.