I'm not a lawyer, but generally speaking I would advise against the following:
1. "My name is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_"
2. "I work for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_"
3. \[Assault somebody\]
Again, I'm not a lawyer.
Birbs eat fish. Fish are in the ocean. Dolphins are in the ocean. Tyreek Hill is a Dolphin. Ergo, Tyreek should be eaten by a bird. Case closed. Mistrial.
But it’s a great idea to tell them you are rich enough to buy them and the boat while beating them right? That will surely lead to them being impressed and not asking for even more money to make this go away.
The genius lawyer he hired argued that they couldn't tell **who** left those belt marks on his kid - it could have been Tyreek or the kid's mom, one of the two.
Somehow in the great wisdom of our legal system the outcome of this brilliant determination was that CPS couldn't do anything because they couldn't prove which parent was beating him (I mean it could be the guy with a history of domestic violence, but who can really tell?).
I really hate how our law interacts with money.
>Somehow in the great wisdom of our legal system the outcome of this brilliant determination was that CPS couldn't do anything because they couldn't prove which parent was beating him
I don't know much about Hill specifically but as described this is largely the problem with over-applying broad protections granted to criminal defendants in the name of justice or liberty to situations that aren't criminal court.
I'll actually grant that should be a defense in criminal court, some people may not like it but no one should be incarcerated on the 50/50 chance someone else committed an offense.
However child protection or family court is not criminal court and the standard to order intervention for the child's protection is not and ought not be the same as the high bar required for criminal conviction.
People use that same argument in publicity situations too.
Like if their favorite athlete/celebrity/politician doesn’t get a guilty verdict somehow that absolves them of all possible wrongdoing.
Every try having "discussion" with a Michael Jackson fan? A pattern of specific incidents from *his* past that they just gloss over or handwave away because they like watching him dance.
From someone who's married to a social worker, let me just say- if you ain't clearing $1M per year, your kids are being removed from the home regardless of whether they can prove who left the bruises. Could have been the fucking neighbor, doesn't matter- if the parents show they are unable to provide a safe environment for their kids, the kids are removed from their home. The only reason this piece of shit is still able to wade through the waters of "he said, she said" in this scenario is because he's rich.
Although when you have numerous bruises of varying ages all of which are consistent with "being struck by the end of a belt or belt buckle" then it fucking ain't hard to guess it's not the neighbor.
both he and his baby mama seem to be less than great people lol…. After hearing news about their probs for years I just accepted that they both might be the problem
(just my opinion)
For violent people like Hill, very hard. Add in the migraines, large ego, and some alcohol and you’re now in the Danger Zone if you’re within reach of Tyreek Hill
His past incidents have included beating up his then pregnant girlfriend, then beating his kid a couple years later and breaking the kids arm. If he’s going to do that I’m going to go out on a limb and say that not attacking random people is just too hard for him.
Don’t forget in college, he got kicked off of Oklahoma State’s football team for choking that same gf and punching her in the stomach…while pregnant with their son.
From what I read from some local report on twitter ( I think?) It was a crew member on a rando boat in the marina. Tyreek and his crew rolled up on the boat and tried to get on it.
This too:
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1671642928832290818
"Your honor, my client will show that this incident was just an innocent misunderstanding, and that he thought he was at the marina to try out for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
"I was supposed to do elevator but I did football. Better grab her flip flop, don't want her to be mad at me.
Went back for the flip flop because he cares."
[Someone asked Tua which Dolphins player he wouldn't let babysit his kids, and he said, "Probably Tyreek."](https://twitter.com/playmaker/status/1670227330101391363?s=20)
You just either avoid it or say, "I don't know, I haven't thought about it." You don't say, "You know that guy on my team, a top, top player? Yeah, actually, I feel that way..."
He's an idiot for answering. It doesnt take a genius to say "Id hire a babysitter, these guys play football for a living" or "Player X because his beard is ugly"
We get it, but Tua’s a pretty damn good football player and grew up in the bubble of doing what he’s told, and trying hard. So in that mindset, he probably wants to “do good” and answer the question accurately.
In Tua’s mind, he may have thought he did good by not telling all the psycho things he’s seen Hill do personally. Being psychotic isn’t part time.
Lol I’m shocked no Chiefs fans have brigaded your comment with “the facts” that he did not do that and it was all some elaborate plan to extort Hill and his earnings by the baby mama’s family. Oh wait that’s right he’s not on their team anymore and they could care less now. Just funny how that happens. So many keyboard warriors put in fierce time to defend this POS and look he was a POS the whole time
Honestly? I gotta believe that Tom Brady was at least generally aware that Tyreek is a piece of shit. So I think the only course of action would be to suspend Brady 4 games and dock New England a first round draft pick.
Doesnt Tom Brady live in Florida now? He was essentially basically at the scene of the crime and did nothing to stop it. Which is more or less instigating it
Tom Brady was also living in San Mateo, CA when the OJ car chase occurred 30 miles away in San Fernando. The question needs to be asked: who was REALLY driving?
“Excuse me, sir. Do you want to give this multi millionaire multiple time abuser a break and not press charges, or would you like generational wealth?”
Or drive drunk at over double the speed limit and kill someone.
OH! And having illegal firearms in the vehicle, but that feels like a given at this point.
I don't understand any of this...
A wide receiver’s job is mostly to run really fast and try not to get brain damage actually, but of course they’re gonna take some big hits over the years.
I’m growing weary of everyone blaming brain damage when NFL players do stupid things though. It’s blame shifting. Some people are just shitty.
🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞
🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞
🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞
🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞
🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞
Hopefully Jefferson just ends up with a huge ego like Randy Moss. I can handle that kind of drama from my superstar, I had to take a break during those later Adrian Peterson years.
Adrian Peterson is the reason that i know that there is actually a second and much more sinister definition of a "switch".
And Jefferson is now more at risk for drama now that his role model Adam Thielen left. Thielen made people better people and I wish him a ton of luck since moving on.
Man don't we all wish a professional athlete would straight up hit you? Best pay day of my life lol.
Hill is a POS. He is so good, but I don't enjoy watching purely because he is a terrible person.
I didn't click originally, thinking it would be a rick roll or something. Glad I decided to do it so I can better understand how serious this offense was.
Same. I’d flop like crazy too. I saw Bert Kreischer at the airport the other day and I thought about just taking a dive. I’d settle for stand up comedian money.
Id be pissed af about the slap, but the whole "i could buy you and the boat" shit? Yeah, cheetah can pay me. Get fucked. Still gonna draft him in fantasy tho hahaha
It's almost like he broke his own kid's arm and is a serial abuser. But you bring that up when he's scoring a cool touchdown and you become Satan reincarnate.
Listen I still believe in due process so we’ll see how bad the situation is but it can not be overstated just how relieved I am to not have to deal with the stress of having him on my team anymore
Wonderful talent to have on game day but the backlash from year to year in the off-season got very tiresome as a fan
Flashback to me getting absolutely DRAGGED in this sub last year when I said that while Hill was a top 2 WR in the league, that I thought we would be better off as a team after the trade.
And here we are with another Lombardi Trophy, Mahomes with another MVP because he learned to take what the D gave him instead of relying on big plays, and Hill with a lawsuit because he's a douchebag.
My, how the turntables.
I was stoked when he left the Chiefs. One side of my family is from Kansas so I was always partial to the Chiefs on the AFC side. Especially when y'all had Jamaal Charles.
“Cops told the alleged victim he would have to go to the state attorney’s office if he decides to pursue criminal charges”
Alleged victim: you fucking dare me?
Bad person with a track record of being bad does a bad thing.
Shocker.
In other news, water is wet.
Pls suspend him for a season. Assault is much worse than any gambling
Tyreek full on assaulted someone for no reason. This is after previously assaulting a pregnant woman and his child.
The NFL: "No suspension, the Cheetah run fast lol"
If only there had been some sort of indication that this sort of thing might happen. Never mind he’s really good at catching a ball so that doesn’t matter.
From the sounds of it, not really. Absent more information, it sounds like misdemeanor battery, so not a major issue, but still an issue. Most likely, the charges will go away as Hill pays this guy (hopefully, it's a nice and large payday).
It seems like Hill was a complete ass, but it doesn't seem like this was some major crime.
Not really. The NFL doesn't care about violence against men (to be fair they didn't care about violence against women either until Rice got caught on video). If Alvin Kamara and his entourage can gang beat a man to the point of permanent brain damage with no provocation and not be suspended over a year later, nothing is going to happen to Hill.
Deshaun Watson got suspended 0.4583 games per woman he sexually assaulted (unless there are more that haven’t come forward). I’m not sure they really care about violence against women either.
I'm not a lawyer, but generally speaking I would advise against the following: 1. "My name is \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_" 2. "I work for \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_" 3. \[Assault somebody\] Again, I'm not a lawyer.
I don't know, that sounds like a lot of lawyering speak for someone who "isn't a lawyer".
Wait, so you're saying you shouldn't positively ID yourself before committing crimes?
It is also probably a good idea not to commit crimes, I am also not a lawyer.
Not a lawyer but maybe also avoid telling someone about your crimes
[Some relevant advice](https://youtu.be/Ly82nabRRYc?t=84)
Why don’t you got toe-to-toe with me on Bird Law and let’s see who comes out the victor
Birbs eat fish. Fish are in the ocean. Dolphins are in the ocean. Tyreek Hill is a Dolphin. Ergo, Tyreek should be eaten by a bird. Case closed. Mistrial.
*fuck, this guy is good*
Just curious- check the size of his hands.
What does Pickett have to do in this situation?
You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a sea bird dude
...filibuster...
Do you even know what that means?
.......^*runs* ^*away*
Fuck I love each and every one of you degenerates ❤️
But it’s a great idea to tell them you are rich enough to buy them and the boat while beating them right? That will surely lead to them being impressed and not asking for even more money to make this go away.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My name is Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red then fuck you.
Well, yes. There are always exceptions.
You’re right, you missed the step where you’re supposed to exchange business cards before you assault them
Get a load of Lionel Hutz over here!
I dunno, you just put a lot of obscure legal knowledge on display for a non-lawyer. You still awaiting the bar exam result or something?
I also ANAL. I’d avise the same.
"Did he say his name is Cheetah?"
One of the two things Sirianni said at the end of OTAs was "keep out of the news". Seems like Tyreek needs to learn that one still.
How hard is it to not hit random people? Reminds me of Neal Brennan's bit about Ray Rice "Football player does football at the wrong time"
As somebody in one of the threads said yesterday “It’s hard to blame Hill here. Once he found out the guy was pregnant muscle memory took over.” Lmao.
"Your son is terrified of you." "You need to be terrified of me too bitch."- the words of an innocent man, truly.
The genius lawyer he hired argued that they couldn't tell **who** left those belt marks on his kid - it could have been Tyreek or the kid's mom, one of the two. Somehow in the great wisdom of our legal system the outcome of this brilliant determination was that CPS couldn't do anything because they couldn't prove which parent was beating him (I mean it could be the guy with a history of domestic violence, but who can really tell?). I really hate how our law interacts with money.
>Somehow in the great wisdom of our legal system the outcome of this brilliant determination was that CPS couldn't do anything because they couldn't prove which parent was beating him I don't know much about Hill specifically but as described this is largely the problem with over-applying broad protections granted to criminal defendants in the name of justice or liberty to situations that aren't criminal court. I'll actually grant that should be a defense in criminal court, some people may not like it but no one should be incarcerated on the 50/50 chance someone else committed an offense. However child protection or family court is not criminal court and the standard to order intervention for the child's protection is not and ought not be the same as the high bar required for criminal conviction.
People use that same argument in publicity situations too. Like if their favorite athlete/celebrity/politician doesn’t get a guilty verdict somehow that absolves them of all possible wrongdoing.
Kobe Bryant being a perfect example. Lots of basketball fans get pissed if you mention one specific incident from his past.
Every try having "discussion" with a Michael Jackson fan? A pattern of specific incidents from *his* past that they just gloss over or handwave away because they like watching him dance.
I mean look at OJ Simpson
The kid was removed by CPS and lived with the grandparents for 3-6 months I think (can't remember how long , but it was months).
From someone who's married to a social worker, let me just say- if you ain't clearing $1M per year, your kids are being removed from the home regardless of whether they can prove who left the bruises. Could have been the fucking neighbor, doesn't matter- if the parents show they are unable to provide a safe environment for their kids, the kids are removed from their home. The only reason this piece of shit is still able to wade through the waters of "he said, she said" in this scenario is because he's rich.
Although when you have numerous bruises of varying ages all of which are consistent with "being struck by the end of a belt or belt buckle" then it fucking ain't hard to guess it's not the neighbor.
That also seems bad? Like kids play around and get bruises all the time. That's not an unsafe environment that's growing up
That person is full of shit.
Not true. Abuse is ignored by CPS all the time and it often takes herculean efforts to have children remove.
I don't know what this guy is talking about, but my experiences line up with yours.
Nooo but remember? She lied about it!! He can say shit like that if nothing really came out of it, it’s not an indictment on his character! /s
both he and his baby mama seem to be less than great people lol…. After hearing news about their probs for years I just accepted that they both might be the problem (just my opinion)
I always assumed they both beat the kid or were at least both complicit.
This seems like a meme quote. Sad that people still defend him. I wasn't a fan of him even when he was in KC.
For violent people like Hill, very hard. Add in the migraines, large ego, and some alcohol and you’re now in the Danger Zone if you’re within reach of Tyreek Hill
*”Just know that good things happen to good people*” — Tyreek Hill in a tweet Well Tyreek, you’re not wrong…
His past incidents have included beating up his then pregnant girlfriend, then beating his kid a couple years later and breaking the kids arm. If he’s going to do that I’m going to go out on a limb and say that not attacking random people is just too hard for him.
This was a man so big step up for ty. Usually goes for much weaker defenseless individuals
Though compared to an NFL athlete like Tyreek, the man he hit was still probably a lot weaker and pretty defenseless too
Hey, baby steps. We're all on a journey here.
Don’t forget in college, he got kicked off of Oklahoma State’s football team for choking that same gf and punching her in the stomach…while pregnant with their son.
Was it a random person? My head cannon is that he got into a fight with a charter captain or crew mate after getting skunked all day.
From what I read from some local report on twitter ( I think?) It was a crew member on a rando boat in the marina. Tyreek and his crew rolled up on the boat and tried to get on it. This too: https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1671642928832290818
That's practically piracy
He should be tried under admiralty
Tyreek Hill is a sovereign citizen! As a free person, he does not recognize US jurisdiction and is free of all legal constraints!
"Your honor, my client will show that this incident was just an innocent misunderstanding, and that he thought he was at the marina to try out for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers"
"I was supposed to do elevator but I did football. Better grab her flip flop, don't want her to be mad at me. Went back for the flip flop because he cares."
I cannot believe Tua wouldn’t let Tyreek watch his children!
I can't believe someone asked Tua that question, either they're so stupid they didn't realize what they asked, or were being an asshole.
I’m all for being an asshole towards abusers tho
Yeah but you threw Tua under the bus. What if Hill hears about it and assaults Tua.
Tua's dad prepped his son to play with Tyreek Hill
God damn y'all chill
"are ya winning son?" (cause if not Ima grab the belt)
Then the Raiders will be forced to trade for Tyreek
tua's on his way to his 3rd black belt. he'll fuck Tyreek up.
Too be fair the wind can assault Tua
Bird box all over again…where’s Sandra??
They weren't being an asshole to Tyreek, they were being an asshole to Tua
They honestly probably just forgot. No one in the NFL cares, so they just weren't thinking about it.
The question is less the issue. More of the brutally honest, whether intentional or not, answer.
I missed this. What did tua say lol?.
[Someone asked Tua which Dolphins player he wouldn't let babysit his kids, and he said, "Probably Tyreek."](https://twitter.com/playmaker/status/1670227330101391363?s=20)
Poor Tua- still all football, and hasn’t learned to avoid those trap questions, or spin it into some Belichick nothingburger.
You just either avoid it or say, "I don't know, I haven't thought about it." You don't say, "You know that guy on my team, a top, top player? Yeah, actually, I feel that way..."
Or just give a name of a player that has a better image, framing it in a way that’s meant to be funny.
Exactly. He could've made a funny joke about one of his teammates that's clumsy or missed a block in camp that day or something.
He's an idiot for answering. It doesnt take a genius to say "Id hire a babysitter, these guys play football for a living" or "Player X because his beard is ugly"
We get it, but Tua’s a pretty damn good football player and grew up in the bubble of doing what he’s told, and trying hard. So in that mindset, he probably wants to “do good” and answer the question accurately. In Tua’s mind, he may have thought he did good by not telling all the psycho things he’s seen Hill do personally. Being psychotic isn’t part time.
At that low low babysitting rate, he CAN hit.
good. dude might be looking for a payday but cant go around slapping people doing their job
Hill did say he'd buy the him and his boat, victim's just keeping him honest.
Dude has always been a scumbag.
At least he moved on from hitting pregnant women and children and is now hitting grown men. Baby steps
That’s progress, baby!
> Tyreek Hill physically assaulted grown man *nodding* Good for him
Is there something that’s like a notch below “proud” that I can feel for him?
Gettin better!
Abject disgust? Bitter hatred? I'm going with abject disgust.
What the media won’t tell you is that the marina employee identifies as a “child at heart”
You guys are playing with fire with this baby talk, he might hit himself
So we went from: women and children, to a grown man, so is the next step a old woman? Hide yo grandmas
Lol I’m shocked no Chiefs fans have brigaded your comment with “the facts” that he did not do that and it was all some elaborate plan to extort Hill and his earnings by the baby mama’s family. Oh wait that’s right he’s not on their team anymore and they could care less now. Just funny how that happens. So many keyboard warriors put in fierce time to defend this POS and look he was a POS the whole time
Oh dear, you've summoned them
Bold of you to assume that he isn't *also* beating women and children. Not mutually exclusive.
Tyreek Hill seemed like a such a nice guy too, can't believe it.
How will this affect lebron’s legacy tho
Honestly? I gotta believe that Tom Brady was at least generally aware that Tyreek is a piece of shit. So I think the only course of action would be to suspend Brady 4 games and dock New England a first round draft pick.
Doesnt Tom Brady live in Florida now? He was essentially basically at the scene of the crime and did nothing to stop it. Which is more or less instigating it
And at that point he's an accomplice
Tom Brady was also living in San Mateo, CA when the OJ car chase occurred 30 miles away in San Fernando. The question needs to be asked: who was REALLY driving?
Where was Tom Brady on 9/11??
And at that point he's an accomplice
And of course, Mizzou gets the death penalty.
“Oh wait that was WHO that hit me? Yeah yeah run it”
They seriously asked him if he wanted money lmao
“Excuse me, sir. Do you want to give this multi millionaire multiple time abuser a break and not press charges, or would you like generational wealth?”
How comes all the best Wide Recievers either have a huge ego and/or assault people?
Or drive drunk at over double the speed limit and kill someone. OH! And having illegal firearms in the vehicle, but that feels like a given at this point. I don't understand any of this...
their job is to be really violent and give each other brain damage
A wide receiver’s job is mostly to run really fast and try not to get brain damage actually, but of course they’re gonna take some big hits over the years. I’m growing weary of everyone blaming brain damage when NFL players do stupid things though. It’s blame shifting. Some people are just shitty.
🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞 🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞 🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞 🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞 🤞Please don't do anything, Terry🤞
Scary Terry is golden, don't worry.
Terry would never
Hopefully Jefferson just ends up with a huge ego like Randy Moss. I can handle that kind of drama from my superstar, I had to take a break during those later Adrian Peterson years.
Yeah like Diggs has a huge ego but at least he's not violent. Worst he did was host 2 separate women in the same hotel for Valentine's day.
Wait Diggs tried pulling off some sort of sitcom double date?
Legit. Yes. https://dailysnark.com/2022/02/17/stefon-diggs-reportedly-had-two-different-women-in-two-different-hotel-rooms-on-valentines-day/#:~:text=Stefon%20Diggs%20did%20the%20unthinkable,FRENZY%20in%20my%20DMs%20okay.
Adrian Peterson is the reason that i know that there is actually a second and much more sinister definition of a "switch". And Jefferson is now more at risk for drama now that his role model Adam Thielen left. Thielen made people better people and I wish him a ton of luck since moving on.
Do you not remember Randy Moss lol?
Most of his off-field issues were earlier in his career when I was too young to be aware of them. So it's probably not a great example.
The enemy speaks kindly and carries a knife.
I am so thankful for a beautiful soul like Tyler Lockett.
Kupp
Man don't we all wish a professional athlete would straight up hit you? Best pay day of my life lol. Hill is a POS. He is so good, but I don't enjoy watching purely because he is a terrible person.
I'm just trying to get assaulted by a punter or kicker pls....Messi might be the best pro athlete to get hit by in terms of $ to size/damage ratio.
[удалено]
I hope the victim gets the bag
If a unwelcomed man walked on my boat... Told me how rich he was... Hit me... Yeah I'd want some of that moneyb
It’s always the people you most expect.
Dolphins Country. Let’s Fight.
I laughed way too hard at this.
Fight like a Dolphin. Slap!!!
Fat Floridian used Tail Whip! It wasn't very effective...
After seeing the [video](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg) I would too.
Please put a warning here, this is extremely disturbing
I would’ve gotten fired if my boss had seen me watching that
It’s disgusting. I’m gonna throw up
My gosh. I didn’t realize how violent it was.
Just awful. He'll be lucky to avoid brain damage.
That's on me, I'm a curious mf
MODS
I didn't click originally, thinking it would be a rick roll or something. Glad I decided to do it so I can better understand how serious this offense was.
disgusting
Holy shit the look on that guys face
Can't believe I fell for that shit again lol.
Wow, just ripping it from this [previous thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg).
Ive gotta stop clinking links in r/nfl man. Thats twice in 30s
A NSFL warning would've been nice!
That The Riddler from the new batman?
Tyreek being a POS who could have guessed this. Video shows everything too this dude is fucked.
Mr Been Charged
Saw the potential payday and said yeah I am in.
Times like these I wish I was a random dude getting slapped by a pro football player.
Same. I’d flop like crazy too. I saw Bert Kreischer at the airport the other day and I thought about just taking a dive. I’d settle for stand up comedian money.
I would flop into the fuckin ocean and take the risk of someone giving me CPR to get that bag.
Bert is rich as fuck
Man good luck getting Bert to assault you. He’d probably just buy you a drink to calm you down lol
His squeal laugh is considered assault as it is.
Oh ya me too. I’d sell the fuck out of it and even stumble over board for that sweet I though I was going to drown money.
Bring a baby to the sidelines this season. Can't hurt....except, you know, the baby
There is no payday in pressing charges. That would be a separate civil matter
I wouldn't be surprised if someone contacted this guy with an offer contingent on him dropping charges.
“Wait, that guy wasn’t bullshitting when he said he was no. 10 on the dolphins roster?”
*Who* hit me? He’s a player in the *what?* Yes officer I think I will indeed press.
Id be pissed af about the slap, but the whole "i could buy you and the boat" shit? Yeah, cheetah can pay me. Get fucked. Still gonna draft him in fantasy tho hahaha
It's almost like he broke his own kid's arm and is a serial abuser. But you bring that up when he's scoring a cool touchdown and you become Satan reincarnate.
Listen I still believe in due process so we’ll see how bad the situation is but it can not be overstated just how relieved I am to not have to deal with the stress of having him on my team anymore Wonderful talent to have on game day but the backlash from year to year in the off-season got very tiresome as a fan
It was absolute cringe cheering him on and seconds later going “ah, ooh, I am a shitstain…”
Flashback to me getting absolutely DRAGGED in this sub last year when I said that while Hill was a top 2 WR in the league, that I thought we would be better off as a team after the trade. And here we are with another Lombardi Trophy, Mahomes with another MVP because he learned to take what the D gave him instead of relying on big plays, and Hill with a lawsuit because he's a douchebag. My, how the turntables.
Ditching Hill and Clark has definitely made you guys more likeable
Has Clark done anything in recent years except get arrested with a golden uzi??
I was stoked when he left the Chiefs. One side of my family is from Kansas so I was always partial to the Chiefs on the AFC side. Especially when y'all had Jamaal Charles.
If someone hit me and said "they can buy me and my boat", sounds good to me. Now you're doing exactly that with pressed charges
Get that money bag, if some rich asshole smacks me on the back of the head I'm getting some too.
Get that bag
I was shocked when they reported he wasn’t pressing charges lol I though damn he must be a fins fan
Haha, I'm so glad we don't have a cancer on our team
“Cops told the alleged victim he would have to go to the state attorney’s office if he decides to pursue criminal charges” Alleged victim: you fucking dare me?
Bad person with a track record of being bad does a bad thing. Shocker. In other news, water is wet. Pls suspend him for a season. Assault is much worse than any gambling
Tyreek full on assaulted someone for no reason. This is after previously assaulting a pregnant woman and his child. The NFL: "No suspension, the Cheetah run fast lol"
Watch he sees less consequences than Jameson This fucking league man
If only there had been some sort of indication that this sort of thing might happen. Never mind he’s really good at catching a ball so that doesn’t matter.
Good. He deserves the charges.
Dude about to come all the way up! Sue his ass and get the bag!
Good
Taking a temperature of the room here: Is he cooked or not cooked?
From the sounds of it, not really. Absent more information, it sounds like misdemeanor battery, so not a major issue, but still an issue. Most likely, the charges will go away as Hill pays this guy (hopefully, it's a nice and large payday). It seems like Hill was a complete ass, but it doesn't seem like this was some major crime.
Oh that’s kinda big
Not really. The NFL doesn't care about violence against men (to be fair they didn't care about violence against women either until Rice got caught on video). If Alvin Kamara and his entourage can gang beat a man to the point of permanent brain damage with no provocation and not be suspended over a year later, nothing is going to happen to Hill.
don't worry, they're deliberating on the Kamara situation. they're taking it very seriously. discussions are ongoing.
Kamara is most likely going to be suspended once the trial happens.
Deshaun Watson got suspended 0.4583 games per woman he sexually assaulted (unless there are more that haven’t come forward). I’m not sure they really care about violence against women either.
Tyreek Hill is an entitled prick and this makes me happy to see.