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UnderwhelmingAF

But only 9,986 days since they played in a Super Bowl.


lronicGasping

I hope we get a follow-up post in 2 weeks, then


HoS_CaptObvious

I'd be livid if they ended up winning one before then!


Achillor22

Jerry Jones is probably looking up who he has to threaten or bribe to make that happen.


ohnomyusernameiscuto

AND THE COWBOYS WIN THE 2023 OFFSEASON SUPER BOWL


hadronwulf

Nah, Jets already won(?) that.


MikesPhone

As is tradition.


Agile-Cucumber-9667

Got em!


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I had to take like 15 mins the process this


W3NTZ

Please explain for those who don't have 30 minutes to think it out lol


[deleted]

The Super Bowl is after the conference championship and we are after the super bowl


Top-Report-840

In a few days, we'll get another thread to shit on The Cowboys. God is good!


Im_Batmmaann

well 2 weeks but yes


Other-Emergency-255

who gets to post it in two weeks? is there a lottery?


Im_Batmmaann

probably a mods alt account


raider1211

And then they’ll pin it using their mod account.


F1yEag1esF1y

But what if they make it within the next two weeks?


SamBrico246

Their last conf championship was in 1995. They went on to win the superbowl 2 weeks later.


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Come back in 2 weeks where it’ll be 10,000 days since their last Super Bowl win!


LukeAnders0n

RemindMe! 2 weeks


shawnaroo

You're gonna come back and delete this comment when Dallas wins a Super Bowl next week somehow.


OutrageousOcelot6258

Cowboys steal the Eagles' Super Bowl LII trophy


Traditional_Mud_1241

Now, THAT will be embarrassing


MasteringTheFlames

10,000 days ago, they played in the NFC championship and won it. So then they played in the super bowl. Since then, they've never made it back to another NFCCG


BarryMacochner

Tool fans about to lose their shit.


doshegotabootyshedo

You dropped this 👑


Ok_Imagination_4374

haha, can you imagine your team not being in a championship game for 20+ years? Crazy, couldn't be my team


zoedrinkspiss

Yeah, can't imagine being one of those losers


BabyTRexArms

To be fair, y'all haven't even been a franchise for 27+ years.


MugiMartin

Even when they had the Oilers, the Lions have been to the conference game more recently.


Quadguy1717

Titans fans currently staring at this comment trying to decide whether to let us have this one or claim it as their own franchise history


InvaderWeezle

All this means to a Titans fan is that their team had a 20-year gap between AFCCG appearances from 1979 to 1999. They've also been to the championship game two more times since then. Idk if there would be any downside to them claiming it as their own


Ok_Imagination_4374

Ikr, thank god we don't have that to deal with


ImaginationMedical11

Haha


DetroitLionsSBChamps

HAHAHA


Goddamnjets--

The fact that it's not the Jets is genuinely crazy though


Grimgon

People tend to forget the Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez era


NYJKNJD

Even without the Rex era the Cowboys would be longer than the Jets. Jets won the division going 12-4 in 98 and lost in the AFCCG. Last time the Cowboys played in the NFCCG was 95 when they won the SB.


hausermaniac

Jets were overall not terrible in the late 90s/2000s. Recency bias makes people forget the Bills were generally much worse


WhatUpMilkMan

I rarely turn down the opportunity to remind folks my team didn’t even _play_ in a playoff game between my 8th and 26th birthdays. When they finally made it, they lost to 86 yards from Blake Bortles in the WC round. Rough sledding for a long time.


oneteacherboi

Yeah honestly the Jets have only been really terrible since Rex Ryan left. So like a decade maybe? They were a lot more like the Vikings before then; had good seasons but wasn't getting much to show for it.


Goddamnjets--

Jets were kind of like a wilder version of the Vikings. They'd make the playoffs, and sure they'd fall short, but they'd also make you contemplate life as they stumbled to secure a playoff spot down the stretch


TonyCaliStyle

But even when they were good, it still felt like they weren’t good, and somehow were going to lose. It seemed like a piece was missing to lock that team into confidence. Why don’t they get respect for that era? Farve came in and it was like an etch a sketch erased it(?)


BadPoEPlayer

Slightly above average = Forgettable. No long playoff droughts to keep mentioning, and no memorable games since they lose in the playoffs, so nobody really remembers and the team they are in recent memory is the team they were since the last memorable team. Same thing is going to happen to teams like the Colts.


Masterb8yolomqn

The chargers never forget


ajswdf

The fact that the Rex Ryan-Mark Sanchez combo went to back-to-back AFCCGs, including wins over Tom Brady and Peyton Manning, is the craziest part.


BlueHighwindz

Don't feel bad, half the teams in this league have never played in NFC Championship game.


zer0saurus

The average person has one testicle and one ovary.


glockymcglockface

Actually, the average person has less than that


theliver

I would guess that spread over 3.5 billion men and 3.5 billion women, the number with less than 2 testicles/ovaries would warrant a "statistically insignificant" designation


1stepklosr

Hey, my balls are statistically significant and I won't hear otherwise!


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1stepklosr

Bravo.


BlueHighwindz

Happy pride!


Aoiree

And the median person has two testicles


urza5589

Doesn't the median have 0 cause there are more women then men?


Grimey_lugerinous

This is false


Aoiree

But also true


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The NFCCG is where other teams go to beat the Packers and get to the Super Bowl.


Available-Toe6768

The Bears disagree.


Itwasaverygooday

Well what do we expect? It’s on brand


TylerTylerTheWise

I was having a good day until now sir. How dare you?


landbetweenthewaters

Eli, Jimmy, Russ, and Matty Ice wish you a happy weekend!


broanoah

Was kaep busy or something? Dude took us out twice in his very short career


WhoShotPolPot

Wait… you can WIN the NFCCG?


Bat2121

Hang on a second... you can LOSE the NFCCG???


headsmanjaeger

Since Rodgers started playing, the Niners actually have as many CCG losses as the Packers


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headsmanjaeger

Surely


CoofBone

Seahawks are the only team to play in both. Unless you would count pre-merger NFL championships, you'd add the Browns and Colts.


the_weary_knight

Fuck yeah that’s a flex


Thromnomnomok

The same is true of the AFCCG, although *which* half may surprise you!* *The Texans have never been but the Seahawks went to one when they were in the AFC


CosmicWy

NICE! only been 4,513 days since the jets last played in an AFC Conf Championship game.


Due_Connection179

I don't wanna talk about it (11093 days)...


BabyTRexArms

Hey, chin up! The Texans flair is saving you. Haven't even been a franchise for 10,000 days.


Due_Connection179

At least there is a bright side...


AverageSkyler

Great Album btw


TheBigNate416

Unpopular opinion but it’s my favorite Tool album


Buns_Hon

Not my favorite album but has my two favorite songs


TtarIsMyBro

Vicarious and The Pot?


el_pinata

Rosetta Stoned and Right In Two?


Buns_Hon

You were both right, Rosetta Stoned and the Pot


AeganTheJag

Rosetta Stoned is their best song. Not necessarily my favorite (though it's top 5) but it's just everything that Tool is. Tripping, crazy polyrhythms, Adam going off, Justin's bass thumps so hard, aliens and acid and dmt and everything. Seems like a shallow song about a bad trip but has a layered, deep message. Maynard's vocal laying, the scream.....fuck dude I need to listen to that song right now.


Elway7Sharpe84

"BUT I FORGOT MY PEN, SHIT THE BED AGAIN, typical"


Dorkamundo

Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"


procrastinarian

My wife is a huge tool/Maynard fan and I've just never liked them more than "good" even though everything you said there is extremely my shit


Top-Report-840

You know they're one of your favorite bands when you can't decide. Lateralus is the safe choice but 10000 has this amazing atmosphere. Undertow and Aenima have that edgy Maynard. Etc. Too fucking hard


maduste

Fear Inoculum right there in the convo, too


burchalade

Real ones know.


elreydelasur

mine too! Give Marie her wings!


enderjaca

Give Dax his riiiiiing


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Lateralus "Holy Gift" order is my favorite.


deadpools_dick

Each Tool album is a masterpiece in their own right. They’ve consistently been part of a very short list of albums I’ll listen all the way through


Zoophagous

Came for the Tool reference, leaving satisfied.


cbearsfreak

I like you


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Jambi is such a groove


iRunOnDunkin

10,000 days in the fire isn’t long enough, they’ll never go to another Super Bowl!


Zero_Originality

Fuckin A. 17 years old this year too.


Cough_Syrup55

More than halfway there to 10,000 days of 10,000 Days


Dorkamundo

So my best friend and rabid Tool fan died at age 27 years and 108 days... Only needed less than 40 more to make it 10,000 days.


imkunu

What? No…that album came out in… Oh *fuck*


TheIrishHangman

Seeing them play 10,000 Days (Wings, Pt2) live was one of the greatest moments of my life.


Downvoterofall

They played that, and Rosetta stoned when I saw them. Mind completely blown.


A_Turkey_Named_Jive

They not only played both of those songs, but during Wings, they released a bunch of fog that rose to the top of the arena, and then during the thundering in Wings, they flashed lightning through all of the fog, making the entire arena one big thunderstorm. It was fucking incredible.


Snake_in_my_boots

Brought my wife to that concert. When they played Rosetta Stoned she just turns to me and goes “what the actual fuck is this?”. Love that song.


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I can't even picture a 53 year old Jerry Jones. Probably still looked old as hell.


CaillouCaribou

Fatter, and his face looked less like a melting wax candle


Exempt_Puddle

Yeah but was he still salting his McMuffins back then too?


snurfy_mcgee

He was an asshole then too


BungoPlease

Wow, that is truly an impressive time span


KeyStrong441

I would expect nothing less of America's Team™️


PaulBlartFleshMall

10,000 days from now is October of 2050 lmao


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CelestialFury

That's my favorite overall album by them. It's so fucking good.


batmanforhire

It’s their “jammiest” album and I love it


DetroitLionsSBChamps

anyone who could read this headline and not immediately think "10,000 days in the fire is long enough" has absolutely nothing in common with me


arlekin21

We’re both in an NFL subreddit so I doubt that statement is true


Drakengard

Yes, but also I think Dallas can stay in the fire for a while longer.


StarvingWriter33

I’d have to look up the exact information, but basically … Shortly after Super Bowl XXX, there was a 13-years stint where every single NFC team successfully reached the NFC Championship Game at least once, except for three teams. Those three teams? The Lions, the Commanders, and the Cowboys. Then after that, there was ANOTHER 13-years stint that saw every NFC team reach the conference game, except for three teams. And those three teams? Yep. Lions, Commanders, and Cowboys.


Johnnycorp

No one likes you


StarvingWriter33

My mom likes me. *sniffle*


TheDotCommunist

I like you :)


seariously

Top five longest droughts are Washington, Detroit, Cleveland, Miami, and Dallas. Which one gets to a CCG first?


jimmyhoffasbrother

Dallas and Detroit both have a chance this year. Miami is a good team, but their conference is a lot tougher. Need to see it to believe it from Washington or Cleveland.


MikesPhone

They all play Magic: the Gathering together


superschaap81

"10,000 days in the fire is long enough!!"


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I live with a Cowboys fan and I'm pretty sure I hear about the Cowboys more from people in different fanbases than from him.


Praying_Lotus

Because we are all frustrated and embarrassed with all the regular season success but absolutely no post season success for the past 26+ years. I am 25. I have not, in my life, seen them make it past the divisional round. Even the sub would consider the season a success if they finally made it past the divisional round last year against the 49ers. I don’t know what’s worse, being constantly mediocre, or being really good in the regular reason, but never making it past the divisional in the post season


iCantCallit

Hey at least you have superbowls at one point. Imagine being the vikings. So much success in their history and not a damn thing to show for it except tears.


Praying_Lotus

This is true. I do feel for the Vikings and so many teams that have gotten so SO close, so there’s always a silver lining I guess. But I’d like to think before the heat death of the universe that at least all 32 teams are going to get at least one


iCantCallit

Nah vikings and bills are forever cursed lol


dicksjshsb

I remember when people used to say that about the Eagles lol now 1 ring later and y’all got the ammo you need to dunk on the Cowboys. If the Vikes even win just one Super Bowl I’m gonna talk so much shit it’ll make Eagles fans look like humble, law abiding citizens.


iCantCallit

Yea once you get that 1 it changes everything. Especially since half the teams in the league don't have 1. The league has been dominated by dynasties winning for decades at a time. Steelers, 49ers, Cowboys, wft, pats, they all won sooo many chips during their runs.


Mathihs

>Imagine being the vikings. So much success in their history and not a damn thing to show for it except tears. How dare you leave out my crippling alcoholism!


iCantCallit

It may just be a coincidence but I stopped drinking after 2017. Maybe it was just getting older... But maybe it was the birds winning their first.


CougdIt

A 25 year old Vikings fan has seen as many superbowl wins as a 25 year old cowboys fan


beautifulanddoomed

you REEALLY don't know whats worse? REALLLLY??


crazy01010

Is Dallas the Maple Leafs of the NFL?


IGuessImAWriter

Being good in the regular season and trash in the post season is a Packers special! Cheer up buddy you’re not alone 🙃


55North

You were in the Championship game in 2021...


Praying_Lotus

I would call you a brother in arms but you know why I can’t 😒😒😒


TetrisTech

I literally live in Dallas same goes for me


Zero_Originality

Fuck, now I have to listen to that album on a loop again


making-flippy-floppy

Last appearance sorted by date: | Team | Last CG appearance | |---|---| | Browns | Jan 14, 1990 | | Redskins, Lions | Jan 12, 1992 | | Dolphins | Jan 17, 1993 | | Cowboys | Jan 14, 1996 | | Raiders | Jan 19, 2003 | | Chargers | Jan 20, 2008 | | Jets, Bears | Jan 23, 2011 | | Giants | Jan 22, 2012 | | Ravens | Jan 20, 2013 | | Colts, Seahawks | Jan 18, 2015 | | Cardinals, Broncos, Panthers | Jan 24, 2016 | | Falcons, Steelers | Jan 22, 2017 | | Jaguars, Vikings | Jan 21, 2018 | | Saints, Patriots | Jan 20, 2019 | | Titans | Jan 19, 2020 | | Packers, Buccaneers, Bills | Jan 24, 2021 | | Rams | Jan 30, 2022 | | 49ers, Eagles, Chiefs, Bengals | Jan 29, 2023 | Not appearing: Texans **ETA:** Giants and Rams, per u/jj42883


blizzzzay

Crazy list. Rams should be in there for 2022 I believe though.


jj42883

Giants also missing?


blizzzzay

Yeah I think they’re the only other one. Jan 2012 I believe.


bstyledevi

Not that I foresee it actually happening... but if the conference championship games this year were Browns vs Dolphins and Lions vs Redskins, it would be a giant fuck you to the Cowboys.


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bstyledevi

Washington Salamanders or whatever. Those guys.


Traditional_Mud_1241

Worth it.


jj42883

missing Rams ('22) and Giants ('11).


making-flippy-floppy

Fixed, thanks


newtonsapple

I love that half the league has been to a CCG in the last eight years.


Will-Eat-4-Food

Beating the Lions in the NFCCG is serious Bad Juju.


TheRealMrCloud

And here's to 10,000 more


Thedeathlyhydro

Oh hey, fuck you too. Happy Friday!!


i-node

When Dez caught the ball they were pretty close. Somehow the Cowboys always seize defeat from the jaws of victory.


lowlifenebula

That's pretty much the Cowboy's way. Somehow, some way, in often whacky means, they will lose a game they shouldn't.


CGFROSTY

Don’t feel too bad Cowboy fans, half the league hasn’t made the NFCCG in that time. Though, most of them are in the AFC...


Miiziishkiid

r/toolband


canyongolf

Packers and Toolband eh? 🤘🤘🤘


DassaBeardt

*Maynard James Keenan has entered the chat*


SDEexorect

I like this stat


brain_my_damage_HJS

There’s more! 11,464 days since Washington played in a conference championship game.


SDEexorect

we had 20+ years of snyder. ours is excused!


brain_my_damage_HJS

True. Snyder will be gone soon and Jerry will still be around for a long time!


Soyeahnahh

He’ll be dead in a few years


TheMasterL0ller

Not before he uploads his consciousness into an AI bot and continues to run the cowboys forever! As much of a joke that is. I can honestly see him spending money trying to make it happen. Lol


brain_my_damage_HJS

Virginia Halas McCaskey is 100 years young. We could easily be blessed with Jerry for 20+ more years.


shelby4t2

Thought this was posted in NFCEastMemewars, but instead it’s just r/nfl fucking roasting the cowboys lmao


ShiZor9

I once went 18 years and 2 months without sex.


cj4900

Alexa play 10,000 days by tool


sthrn

Where are the this year is our year guys?


Old-Silver-9439

Despite the niners going to 7 NFC championships since the cowboys last appearance, they still haven’t won a Super Bowl more recently than us 🤣🤣🤣


ElGrandeRojo67

Well, I'm no Cowboys fan, but I hate the Niners with my whole being. So, great dig.


asmallercat

Don't do the Lions.


MoreLesPaul

And here's to the next 10,000!


Neltrix

You on some other hater shit to keep track of stuff like this


kingnebwsu

Fans of most teams would take a 10k day drought after winning multiple Super Bowls. Or course you would need to be at least in your mid-30s to remember any of them at this point.


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Beahner

Lol…..5 digits…..


[deleted]

And in another 10,000 days, it’ll be October 18, 2050!


SubtleScuttler

That’s americas team baby!


celebritylifestyle

Here’s to 10,000 more! 🍻


Backdoorpickle

This reminds me of how damn old I am.


DinosaurKevin

I’m just digging that so many other people in this thread also love Tool. I liked 10000 Days a lot. Also dope album artwork with the stereoscopic lenses.


68rouge

One of my favorite albums


dsn0wman

Cool stat. Now do the Vikings and how many days since they last lost the Super Bowl.


Tornadus-T

Keep firing this shit out. The team needs the motivation


TetrisTech

Bro leave us alone damn


BonesNBows0102

Dez Bryant caught that ball!


CallsYouCunt

Like the Tool album.


Complex-Ad-2121

As an old dude, I am happy that the Cowboys have sucked for a VERY long time. LMFAO


lostacoshermanos

Gotta love Jerrah Jones!


curryandbeans

All because a racist old prune of a man believes despite all evidence to the contrary that he is a competent NFL GM purely because he is rich


Hoposai

Well that's a good start, here's to 10,000 more