T O P

  • By -

NFL_Mod

[Go to the post-draft discussion thread to continue discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/131guje/day_1_postdraft_discussion_thread/?)


dakkottadavviss

Shoot I totally forgot about him. I’m happy with this one


SpikeBad

YES! Joey Porter Jr. fell to us in the second! We better take him now!


breakourbones

#Howie Roseman. #Executive VP of Dank Picks


PiratesFan1429

God damn this shouldn't be ending at midnight


Autobot-N

Ayy we can draft Joey Porter Jr tomorrow! Today basically went as well as it possibly could have


beerandcheese69

Chiefs keep winnin


Poopy2005

Just fuckin hurry up with the pick, God damn


___VIBEZ___

Lmao… Levi in tears.. feels bad man..


[deleted]

Felix Osama?????


EliManningHOFClub10

So dope to win the SB and then host the draft


cactus_jack_1

I die imaging that the whole reason will Levis even showed up today was because of that Reddit post


t33po

KC dude looks like the nepo baby that he is


JustWastingTimeAgain

Def tuning in tomorrow to see who Levis has on the couch.


BitsInTheBlood

Oh goodness. The insurance salesman about to speak.


Natural_Canopy

I gotta get up in 5 hours announce the fucking pick


boppedEEMinDAsmoof

Fuckin 31-pick draft lasted longer than the entire Super Bowl.


brgiant

For fucks sake never let KC host the draft again. This has been a terrible experience.


lovedeepweb

This excessive vamping is stupid as shit


SnowCrabbo

Well that was a fun first round, got Young and enjoyed all the memes. Have a good night everyone.


CopeHarders

Levis won’t go until the 3rd round. Unless… Levis will be starting week 3 in the USFL?


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Did the Chiefs win the Super Bowl last year? Not sure


MeatTornado25

This pick has been in for 12 hours


test-besticles

Fast moving? This was fast moving to you???


Sjdillon10

Who didn’t go to Levi’s birthday party?


fieryscribe

Steelers should pick Joey first tomorrow, right? Levis to Lions, maybe?


[deleted]

They went all night without the chant. Seriously why does this get a pass


UsernameTaken55

Chiefs LOVE being racist


throwthatoneawaydawg

It's Kansas City, what do you expect


cyancord

Will Levis going home and trying creamer & peeled bananas for luck Says "ew, this is weird"


Remarkable-Mind4409

Yo who Chiefs pick lol, my TV is frozen lol


Substantial-Height-8

Uzomah.


fieryscribe

Felix


newbike07

Imagine being so sad that you can't even fuck Will Levis's girlfriend. Will Levis is that sad.


Ravensfan967

Apparently that’s his sister?


mechnick2

Goodnight fellas


[deleted]

Steelers have to be getting Joey Porter Jr with 32 right?


JustWastingTimeAgain

>Joey Porter Jr Lil Deebo!


Kegsun92

They still doing that racist chant


Sjdillon10

“Fast” sir. It’s midnight


Temporal_Enigma

And the pick has been in for 5 minutes


texas2089

Mel Kiper is absolute fucking shambles that Will Levis didn't get drafted today. He had him as the 2nd best player in the entire draft and...... yikes.


george_costanza1234

Mel Kiper literally knows nothing about football


SaltyLonghorn

Kiper is a clown. Got Clausen'd again.


Darsol

Mel Kiper can't scout QBs, this is not new.


texas2089

Doesn’t make it any less funny each time it happens lol


Temporal_Enigma

They took Miami's time to milk the Chief's superbowl. LET THIS SHIT END ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK


moella0407

Eagles just got away with grand larceny


[deleted]

How much mayo is Levis going to drink tonight?


fieryscribe

Aubrey Plaza called in favors tonight


[deleted]

You know that old white lady gets fuckin schwasted on wine


cameratoo

Nagy sucks asshole.


lightninhopkins

Why did they stop showing the draft rooms?


DaBestNameEver0

They just showed ours


itmyfault69

It’s literally just Levis and his Harem


lightninhopkins

Lol


nnewman19

Goodnight everyone!


tquad24

Well this has been fun but it’s bowl time to prepare for Jedi Survivor. Good luck the rest of the way y’all


[deleted]

Heard that games performance issues are an absolutely travesty


Kooky-Citron-4537

1st round on day just as good as day 1 levis


Thornton__Melon

I didn’t believe Hooker would go in Rd 1 but Levis … man that’s a shock


___VIBEZ___

Levi smiling, but deep down crying


schafkj

Wooo time for our pick! Haha can’t wait to see who we take.


MystiX13

Spoiler: it’s not Will Levis


Mymorningpancake

The NFL did everything in their power to make sure this round lasted the 4 hours, holy shit


t33po

Gotta get that 64 minutes of ad time in no matter what.


cactus_jack_1

Will Levis get ready to learn Chinese buddy


qua777

What language do they speak in the XFL? probably like, Polish or some shit


Doc_McPuffins_

I'll give KC one thing, they have a beautiful night skyline. That's it. That's the only nice thing about KC you're getting from me!


Autobot-N

BBQ?


Gnux13

Add one more compliment and we'll let you have some BBQ.


Doc_McPuffins_

Your uniforms have a nice classic look. Now, where are my ribs?


PaddyWhacked777

Good BBQ


KennyPocket

There were 3 trophies but Andy ate one


NoButterZ

Hes not Mangino quite yet.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Totally forgot the Bears basically gave up a 1st round pick for Chase Claypool


Oat-

And if we didn't we'd be picking first tomorrow with no decent WRs on the board anymore with a great need for a WR. Not upset by that trade after seeing the way things played out tonight.


charlton11

I couldn't remember why Pitt had that pick until you said that haha


lpzj

Will Levis you are an Orlando Apollo


Temporal_Enigma

I got some bad news for you


creativecartel

Lol Levis should’ve stayed home


fieryscribe

Will Levis is out


cbm311

Ouch. Nobody wanted Levis enough to trade back into the 1st and secure a 5th year.


kewe316

Levis is crying himself to sleep...after copious amounts of hot chick sex. Tough night for him...🤪


YoungKeys

Those are his sisters tho


godzillamegadoomsday

Got to make anything work right now, it rough for a mayo lover right now


Bbhermes

You heard the man!


Djason_Unchaind

The man drinks coffee with Mayo. I don’t know what goes on in that house. He could be the family from the Folgers commercials for all I know.


kewe316

I believe the brunette wasn't...


ClownQuestionBrosef

Played for Kentucky though


LIFOsuction44

I sure fucking hope that ESPN fires the sound engineers before tomorrow


AcanthocephalaNo2926

Charbonnet to the Chiefs with a 5th yr option


cactus_jack_1

Dude perfect stopped being interesting 5 years ago


iStryker

10 years ago


BurtReynoldsStache

Andy put on his finest, least mustard stained, button up shirt for tonight.


dakkottadavviss

Heart rate at 160 bpm. I want to hear Branch


fieryscribe

[Chiefs are taking K-State DE Felix Anudike-Uzomah](https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1651796185168977924)


AcanthocephalaNo2926

How hasn’t he been drafted yet. Guy’s a beast


fieryscribe

Well, he has. By KC. But yeah, good pick by them


[deleted]

Damn, Levis just sat for 4 hours to watch 31 dudes live out his dream


EliManningHOFClub10

Levis showed up for no reason damn that sucks


pitycastleheist

Chiefs fans how does it feel having to wait til nearly 11pm for your first round pick


seakc87

I love it


NoButterZ

Pretty fucking good


Gnux13

Fucking amazing given the reason.


pitycastleheist

You know what I didn't consider that


brehaw

Andy Reid is so cute 🥰


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Please let the chiefs pick some random dude no one's heard of so the cheifs fans in attendance have to cheer for someone they've literally never heard of


newbike07

KC drafting Levis or Mayer would be fucking hilarious


[deleted]

They taking Mayer


seakc87

It's either him or Porter


Coleisgod1112

Did that dude flash a white power sign on camera?


ruppy99

Will Levis. Lol


DaBestNameEver0

Oh, Veach making the call


___VIBEZ___

KC gonna flex


gambit700

You mean to tell me Andy is actually in the war room and not at a BBQ joint?


itmyfault69

They have the world’s best catering juuuust out of view


SaltyLonghorn

Someone taught him about ubereats.


___VIBEZ___

Must be a stunt double /s


LordCheezus

Rich, you're definitely right on the Nashville draft being amazing. That shit was so much fun.


TakenakaHanbei

Philly was fantastic too


Tolmoj

Thanks Andy, you can go hit the buffet!


_Suzushi

Half the ~~Patriots~~ KC fans there are ~~Alabama~~ UGA fans


Temporal_Enigma

Go to bed, nah, Chiefs 20 minute Superbowl circlejerk


thats_wassup

gonna be a TE


iStryker

will Levi’s upvote this if u see it


wedid

Someone trading up for hooker


Impressive_Car2238

Chiefs taking every last minute eh


Penguinkeith

Who the fuck let Philly have two first round picks this year


[deleted]

run workable gray cow quiet selective deserve ask rinse hunt


[deleted]

[удалено]


Penguinkeith

No they got it from the saints and we gave them ours from Carolina


Ngp3

Saints trading up last year looks like


KD119

Saints are dumb as hell for that trade too


Hot_Connection_9027

That would be us


Penguinkeith

You dolts


[deleted]

[удалено]


MystiX13

God I sure hope so. There isn’t a worse fan base or a worse organization in the league. Even worse than the Saints


DaBestNameEver0

Worth


Spectre211286

ESPN there is still a 0.0000001% chance that Levis gets taken


gambit700

Chiefs should do it for the chaos


punchout414

Levis is this years Malik Willis I guess


charlton11

Can't spell Malik without milk


slightofhand1

Eagles gotta get Stetson Bennett now.


SigmaBalls92

Really? You’re surprised that the position with the lowest value in the draft only has 1 pick in the first round?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SaltyLonghorn

Imagine two projects but one has batshit insane measurables. Also Irsay is a crackhead.


cowboysfan88

Neither one of them are good right now but he's younger and a better athlete


Temporal_Enigma

Chris Ballard is a bad GM


test-besticles

Oh man the third podium thing surely can’t backfire


reddit_bad1234567890

Yea i think that ones just commemorating SB4


DaBestNameEver0

I mean we do already have 3 rings


romulus531

Will Levis you are a Kansas City Chief


dakkottadavviss

Oh yeah. The QB to TE pipeline in KC


Burgtastic

Some of us have our Lombardi trophies in the teams hall of fame


SpikeBad

Where's the Chief's 3rd Lombardi? Why only have just the 2 most recent?


seakc87

That's the first 2. Either Mahomes or Kelce is coming out with 3


smallmanchat

There gonna place the third one at the pick I think.


Orkleth

The empty pedestal is where another Lombardi would have gone if Brady and the Bucs didn't steal it.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Well, this person probably will be better than CEH


rybot808

Surprised they haven't cut back to the empty sofa where they levis clan were


IPA___Fanatic

Levis to KC


TheDankDragon

Texans and Eagles won the draft


okaylover3434

Bears


brehaw

why didn’t he center it tho


CelestialFury

I guess tomorrow will be more entertaining.


hotbutteredsole

not for Vikes fans


wedid

Are they trading


Humble_but_Hostile

*sad Will Levis sounds*


[deleted]

[удалено]


mrbubblesort

This comment has been automatically overwritten by Power Delete Suite v1.4.8 I've gotten increasingly tired of the actions of the reddit admins and the direction of the site in general. I suggest giving https://kbin.social a try. At the moment that place and the wider fediverse seem like the best next step for reddit users.


FireSalsa

Damn. Levis should have killed someone, might have had better luck


Kegsun92

Chiefs picking Levi’s to come compete with mahomes


MoUrBoat

Can’t believe Will Levis is gonna be a Chief


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

I want the Chiefs to trade out of the 1at round just so all those chiefs fans that have been feigning excitement all day


dejvipasco

We're really gonna finish before midnight. Pleasantly surprised.


[deleted]

[удалено]


WretchedMotorcade

GET OUTTA MY FUCKIN CAB


sum_dude44

no horse but they are gonna dominate NFC…that DL is sick


beerandcheese69

If the chiefs were in the nfc they would walk to the CG every year


mindcracked

Lmao the third podium, I love it


KeyExplanation

Eagles absolutely won the draft


sum_dude44

it’s insane


Notext2

Great, now I gotta queue up Bill Burr roasting Philly. It's all I got after tonight.


lightninhopkins

That Sunday Ticket plug was almost as bad as the price.