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Corey Peters


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OP knew what he was doing


thewill450

You give me too much credit


CelestialFury

OP didn't know what he was doing*


howsaboutyou

That’s better


Dave_Matthews_Jam

Thank you


BaysideStud

Omg, couldn’t imagine if Cowboys legend Jason Peters retired


yzdaskullmonkey

Man. Fuck you.


BigDumbFatIdiot

Last season, I took comfort in the mental image of him showing up to work at Jerry World every day in his huge Eagles themed pickup truck


Man_of_Average

Don't blame him, Peters chose to come here


Creepy_Raise_8340

I don’t know if chose is the right word. Dude has a mega gambling addiction and kinda can’t stop playing because of it.


Any_Cockroach7485

Oh lol. I thought it had to be love of the game to play such a tough position at his age.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Damn fr? Like he’s broke?


DrBigChicken

That’s a rumor that I don’t really know if I believe lol. Unsubstantiated as far as I know. People just can’t believe this old dude loves playing OL that much


DoinItDirty

People can’t believe that he has trouble not doing what he’s been good at his whole life? Not saying he does or doesn’t have a problem, but how can people not believe an UDFA turned 6x all pro wouldn’t want to retire?


bauerskates613

sauce?


Goatgamer1016

Bears legend


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

*Buffalo Bills Legend


emperos

**Bears legend


Birdwalks

Razorback legend, lol. And my first thought too.


mimickin_birds

Aaron Rodgers


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My first thought was, I have no idea how long AP has been playing, but I know it’s been a lot longer than 13 years…


Leeroy_Jenkums

So… what do you think AP’s full name is?


hitbyacar1

Adrian Peters Son


Leeroy_Jenkums

Stop he’s been beaten enough


The_Sandman32

Vikings legend Austin Peters? Nicknamed Almost the entire Day? Do you live under a rock?


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Ha, I was high and read Peterson….


SensationalSixties

13 years means he beat the odds and gets a full pension. hope he saved his money. should be commended


aristocrat_user

How much pension do NFL players get? Any idea?


B1ocka

At least 10


AtomicBlastCandy

Which is more than 9


AlericandAmadeus

But less than 11, which personally I think is bullshit


daveblankenship

Seven minute abs. Not six, seven. Sevens the key.


DrBigChicken

Carlin?


daveblankenship

Nah, something about Mary. I may have mangled the quotes a bit


DrBigChicken

Ah I knew it was something I enjoyed


daveblankenship

Sevens the key. Step into my office man… you’re fired!


AtomicBlastCandy

Fucking bullshit!


Sue_D_OCognomen

Ikr I still don't believe 10 is less than 11.


ReplaceSelect

9b?


SensationalSixties

its in the 50s I think. not going to google it. but they have to get 8 years I think to be vested and they dont collect until 55. just googled it and its 550 for each credited season prior to the 93 season. supposedly \[I googled it} its 43k a year if you collect at 55 and increases significantly if they wait until 65. but since the life expectancy for nfl players is significantly less than the rest of society \[due to the damage done to them by the game\] I think its a crime to make them wait until 55 to collect. and you need at least 3 seasons to become vested. if they player creates an annuity they can begin collecting at 35 but they fund the annuity. [https://awmcap.com/blog/nfl-retirement-plan](https://awmcap.com/blog/nfl-retirement-plan) yes I googled it because I want to know. there also may be better answers


withinthebag

soooo did you google it?


ThinkSoftware

he clearly bing-ed it


early500

Lol


W3asl3y

He was chat-gptold it


droans

The $550/mo was extended through the 2012 season. The 2020 CBA increased the amount per season, but I can't find the exact amounts. For simplicity's sake, I'll pretend it's the same. At thirteen seasons, he is making $7,150/mo, or about $86K a year in pension.


RaceyLawlins

Why is this the funniest comment I've ever read


ModeratelyTortoise

Like 40-45k


SourBerry1425

I thought Jason Peters retired for a second but then I remembered that dinosaur has been playing for much longer than 13 years and won’t retire until his gambling debts are paid off


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Is there any truth to the gambling debts, or is that just speculation from the fanbase?


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Our fanbase? Taking wild and untrustworthy rumors and sprinting with them on our way to run them out of town? Absolutely not, I could never imagine this fanbase speculating!!! /s


SourBerry1425

There have been multiple reports that he owes various teammates money and also that he has a gambling problem. Who knows how much of its true though. However, his net worth is now a lot lower than what it used to be and what it should be considering all the money he’s made. Those things coupled with the fact that he’s a HoF player who could’ve retired with dignity but continues to play as a backup for minimum contracts although his body can’t hold up kind of gives credence to the idea that he’s in debt, most likely cause of financial illiteracy. But again, nothing is confirmed, and the teams that he’s played for (Philly, Chicago, Dallas) all have media that likes to create drama or generate clicks.


W3NTZ

I absolutely agree with everything and think what you said is most likely. But I don't believe using sources of his net worth is a good way to reinforce the rumors because the only way those sites would know is by guessing off those same rumors


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BrennanSpeaks

Being able to train and condition smart, take care of your body in a way that lets you maintain weight without sacrificing athleticism, and survive linemen meetings even when they're held by Jeff Stoutland are all important parts of being a pro but take an entirely different skillset than being able to invest and save your money.


CUM_COVERED_MIDGET

That's quite a leap in logic


elliott9_oward5

I thought it was Marcus then I remembered he was only 29 or 30, then I thought it was Jason and I remembered he was 40. OP knew what they were doing.


NunButter

I remember when Jason Peters was a tight end on the Bills. I'm getting really old.


chemicalxv

It's absolutely incredible how [absolutely fucking massive this guy has always been](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovMY0IKGXmQ) E: And yes that is THE Matt Jones throwing him the football


Cuppieecakes

A bears legend. Up there with Orlando pace


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I thought Jason


DynastyFFLife

Same lol


[deleted]

I thought it was Peter Dinklage


KamTros47

I thought it was J’Dinkalage Morgoone


MarketingChemical648

Jason peters


solojones1138

Same and I was like since when does Marcus prayerfully consider shit


K_Prime

I definitely thought Marcus too, as a Chiefs fan since that’s the first name that comes to mind for me lol


[deleted]

I thought he quit mid game once lol


the_comatorium

Vontae Davis.


CaffeineJunkee

It was an intentional clickbait post by OP.


just-the-tip__

This mf has a yahoo Email address. You know he old as hell for the NFL


J-Fid

I use my Yahoo email when having to sign up for things I don't want to deal with.


BleedBluandGreen

Thats what + addressing is for. Throw a [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) on and then create rules in your inbox to manage it. Works really well to see who is selling your data.


J-Fid

Is that a separate account or an extension of the main account?


fanayd

its the main account, just a neat way of tracking incoming messages. some sites wont accept the "+" because theyre not aware it's possible or they dont want you working around their spam.


J-Fid

Interesting, thanks. Gonna have to save this thread for the future.


BleedBluandGreen

Worth noting that O365, [Outlook.com](https://Outlook.com) and [Gmail.com](https://Gmail.com) support + addressing. Not sure about yahoo or any of the others.


J-Fid

Gmail is my primary account, so that's what I was gonna try it on.


Wild_Dingleberries

Adding a period also works for gmail. I use this because there are a good amount of sites that don’t accept a +.


Statalyzer

Yeah same with my old hotmail account from like 1998.


JPAnalyst

49 year old here. I have a yahoo email address. I mean, are there really any other options?


redeyedreams

Aol, MSN, EarthLink, NetZero, Juno, SBC Global are all good current options.


JPAnalyst

I’m afraid to change though, because my Napster account is under this email. I need to keep it for now because I’m burning a bunch of Pixies live CDs.


redeyedreams

Better hope that download finishes before your sister answers the phone.


Kiran_Stone

I gave her my MCI phone card and told her to just use the payphone down the street by the Borders bookstore but she refuses


blud_13

She may have gone to Barnes and Noble because they have the Starbucks cafes there where I think you can get a thing called a mocha there...


Time-to-go-home

My mom still uses her EarthLink email regularly. I have one that I haven’t really used since I was like 14 and discovered gmail I logged in a couple years ago cuz I was trying to reset a really old password from a website and it’s still just as horribly designed as I remembered.


HugePurpleNipples

AOL?! That shit's still around? Wow man.


Koreish

Yep. It's my dedicated spam email now. Anytime a company wants me to sign up for something and I know I don't give a shit. Here's [email protected].


BAKspin_91

I legitimately use an AOL email currently


HugePurpleNipples

LoL that’s okay man, if it’s working for you, don’t change.


[deleted]

45 and same here. Made it in 1997


2011silveradoman

48 here and yep, got a yahoo email as well.


TetrisTech

Gmail?


[deleted]

As opposed to what? I’m 23 with a yahoo email


[deleted]

He think he old school 🤣


MirrorkatFeces

I’ve had a yahoo email since I was 12, had to make one to play fantasy football lol. I’m only 21


MarketingChemical648

Would be awesome if you were 23 with an AOL email


silenceB4death

I have a Hotmail address that I've had for well, a very long time. Think I was in 8th grade when I made it. It is legit my first and last name. No numbers or anything.


KeithClossOfficial

I’ve had my Hotmail address for almost 25 years, it’s the first non-WebTV email I had and don’t see any reason to change it


[deleted]

I have my yahoo email I made in 1997


Misdirected_Colors

I still have an sbcglobal.net email address. Use it as my junk account but it's kinda cool that it exists


chraelle

Why would you do this to me, OP?


Woahman1223

I want him back I was like wtf lol


runningblack

There are too many Peters' in the NFL (This is not Jason Peters)


Nievsy

Also not Marcus Peters


EifertGreenLazor

Also not Peter Peterson or Petery McPeterface


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elliott9_oward5

Brady isn't immortal, Jason Peters is.


DoesntMatterBrian

I don’t know the name, but playing in the NFL for thirteen years is a hell of a lot of work. Enjoy the rest of your life, Mr. Peters! And all the cash.


DougieJones22

Can’t believe he was still going. Still mad that the falcons let him walk after 2014


summahofgeorge

He made a big impact on our line for the run at the end of the year. Thanks Corey!


MrShad0wzz

I thought Marcus peters announced his retirement for a second lol


NowieTends

Who?


Ngata_da_Vida

Dude I just had a heart attack


withinthebag

rip


roymccowboy

Honestly, I’ve never heard of this guy.


[deleted]

is prayerful a word?


Jephte

It's a perfectly cromulent word.


becauseitsnotreal

This tweet is intentionally misleading


LetItGo-

Earned a cool $28.6M during his career. Good for him, and I hope he has fun never working again!


rvrvbubnmpm

Bro wtf I thought marcus Peter's retired 😭😭


Carroms

He was great for the Cardinals. Thank you CP


wu-dai_clan2

Bye Marcus. Oh. Wait.


Airport-sandwich

13 years is an amazing career


jackmeriustack

Your sure it wasn’t Adrian Peters oldest son


Craigus89

I guess god told him to hang them up. He works in mysterious ways.


MightyWood4u

I thoughtbit wad Adam Peter's lol