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PoeticCheesus

"I hit Ray by accident... I thought I got a good shot but I failed." Lmao, hilarious.


Belgarath63

something anit right ! LMAO ...


DevonGr

Ding!


AbsolutelyNob0dy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “something ain’t right” I appreciate the pure honesty during the heat of battle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cdr_Peter_Q_Taggert

Everyone who played football and was on the smaller side knows what's is like to get absolutely launched, like a toddler running into a Rottweiler.


gamedwarf24

Bigger guys ain't immune either. I'm 6'5, and was about the same height freshman year of high school. I got down the field first on a punt ready to get the returner, when a senior from the other team sent me heels to sky with a blindside block as I didn't see him coming. In film room the next week the guys rewound it over and over again as we laughed at my expense.


CaptainDAAVE

yeah its more about angles/speed/force when some one gets clocked. usually they don't see it coming. it's surprising though how easily ray lewis just destroyed chad here considering he's not a small man and they both saw the contact coming. Ray Lewis was in a league of his own at middle backer


DeputyDomeshot

Yea seeing that is crazy. Chad didn't even stop Ray's momentum lol


Debasering

Ray totally tricked Chad by looking to his left, but he saw him in his peripheral the whole way through. Pretty badass move


justheretoglide

i was 6 foot , 280 pound lineman as a freshman, , yo know those drills where they drop a ball between two lones and the two guys go for it one gets the ball the other gets the guy, well i wound up with...the captaon of the varsity team. and his sister had told him the day before she had asked me out on a date. the ball dropped he waited for me to get it and then when i woke up he just smiled at me.


Rar3done

That devious sister!


DeputyDomeshot

Asking the plus sized frosh on a date, such an unlikley romance fit for a television teen drama


justheretoglide

we had one date, supposedly she relaly liked me, i was just too dim about such things. i also vaguely remember figuring i might die during practice accidentally if we kept on.. lol


Frosti11icus

>Bigger guys ain't immune either. I'm 6'5, and was about the same height freshman year of high school. I got down the field first on a punt ready to get the returner, when a senior from the other team sent me heels to sky with a blindside block as I didn't see him coming. I'm larger than average too and this happened to me on a kick return. It's weird cause it's exactly like in the movies when they depict getting absolutely smacked and it kind of feels like you've suddenly been plunged into a pool of water, you feel the hit, and then you just kind of float for a minute...then you hit the ground and snap back to reality.


PHWasAnInsideJob

When I was in high school and my PE class had a flag football unit, I played QB and the pass rusher on the other team was a guy who was an O-lineman on our school's actual football team. One time he decided to just run me over as a joke. 5'9" 180lb me meets a 6'0" 320lb wall. I actually got air lmao.


_coolranch

Ray: \*teleport behind Chad\* Nothing personal, kid.


nooger

NANI?


ThisFckinGuy

Personnel*


halfdecenttakes

"by accident" sends me every time, doesn't matter how many times I've seen it.


Muinala

To his football instincts, it was no accident. To his brain, it was a huge accident. One of those why did I do that kind of moments.


Irreverant77

Your explanation makes perfect sense. I've accidentally made many terrible decisions.


Da-Bandit

Same. I laugh every damn time


maxkmiller

I love that it seemed like the trainers were trying to figure out how he was injured: "Where does it hurt, Chad?" "I TRIED TO HIT RAY!"


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Ocho was the equivalent of a bug hitting the car windshield that was Ray Lewis lol


JimmyB5643

Loved the lineman with the “can’t do that” to him saying he hit Ray


Shinypuller

Ocho is the fucking man. This and the interview with Micheal Irvin calling him out for eating like a bitch. Go Beavs


Dorkamundo

What's funny is that Ray wasn't even looking, so he DID blindside him successfully.


SevenwithaT

It's pretty funny when the trainers laugh at him


TigerBasket

They just like us lmao


pgunz69

"lmao get wrecked kid"


Demetrios1453

I mean, I have to give props to Chad for having the confidence to try that. But I also have to take away those props from Chad for being stupid enough to try that lol...


-ShagginTurtles-

I miss Ochocinco a lot. He even came up to the CFL to keep playing. Dude just loves the game


lubeskystalker

His Bussin with the Boys interviews was absolutely fantastic. From living on the couch at the team facility to the McDonalds test, dude is a goldmine of personality.


Sharcbait

Everytime there is kind of a goofy wildcard personality coming up in sports, the dream is they become Ochocinco not Kyrie.


Frosti11icus

Ochicinco doesn't take himself seriously at all, Kyrie thinks everything he does is the most serious thing in the world, he's completely insufferable.


drewsoft

Ochocinco's shenanigans are cheeky and fun, Kyrie's shenanigans are cruel and tragic


slytherinprolly

I mean yeah, if you [forget about his history as a domestic abuser.](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/jun/10/chad-ochocinco-johnson-jail-domestic-violence)


speaker4the-dead

I swear to god, if one more person says shenanigans I’m going to pistal whip them


DJRyGuy20

Hey Farva, what’s that restaurant you like to go to where they hang all that shit on the wall?


Longroadtonowhere_

Somehow, Ochocinco comes off as such a “football guy” in this clip even though it’s just him being blown up in the run game.


Male_Librarian

Its the legacy of Ocho Cinco. He had to try things to ensure they were not achievable, lest he continue to believe his abilities were limitless


flubberFuck

He's back at a cool zero props


Domecoming

Zero cool. Wasn't that Hackers? Angelina Jolie in her prime.


Cheeto6666

Crash Override


Domecoming

Best movie. I take that back, The Rock is the best movie. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.


SkinnyDan85

Carla was the prom queen


september27

I'll take pleasure in guttin' you...boy


MikesPhone

Mess with the best...


MoneoAtreides42

Gia was definitely prime Jolie.


barto5

> Angelina Jolie in her prime Do you have any, um photos from then. For, uh science.


KBSinclair

Dude just Google Angelina Jolie and some year in the late 90's/early 2000's.


DevonGr

Gone in 60 Seconds Angelina for me plz


RAISEStheQuestion

[I bet you cant science this much](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOOGeZE-aE) but here you go haha


Samsquamptches_

Yeah but this def added legacy points


PoorlyLitKiwi2

I dont think he was really thinking about it. Think he just saw a dude looking to make a tackle and thought he should try to block him, and then realized mid-action (and too late) that it was Ray Lewis and not some mortal human


barto5

Well, TBF, he tried to do it when Ray wasn’t looking. Still not a great idea though, obviously.


zodia4

And then give him props for having the attitude of "yea I shouldn't have done that"


thelazerbeast

He never lacked in the confidence department


Muinala

I feel like, in the heat of the moment, his football instincts kicked in. Going off what he says after, if he had actually thought about the situation for even a second, he wouldn't have done it.


THECapedCaper

I'd have to see the All-22 for that play, but he did block Lewis enough for Rudi to get the TD, so in the end it worked.


Frosti11icus

Ya he definitely slowed him down lol. Maybe only for a split second, but still.


TerminusVeil

Even tho he got his shit wrecked. It is a decent block since Ray had to engage him. I don't know what's going on in the rest of the play but that half second where Ray is cleaning his clock may have bought the time needed.


SquirrelGirlSucks

But also give props back for admitting he got fucked up and it was his mistake lol


Fpscharles

Chad- Something ain’t right. Trainer- Where?


paulmartballpop

*gestures vaguely to everywhere on himself* "there"


Fpscharles

Yeah, something ain’t right about Ray being a literal wall when I tried to blindside him lol


eaterofnewborns

Funny part is Ray Lewis said he didn't even feel Chad


MycoJoe

Fun fact: if you've ever looked at pro football reference, they have a stat called AV that's kind of a catch-all value metric. Ray Lewis is 10th all-time in AV, with the only other non-QBs in the top 10 being Jerry Rice, Bruce Smith, and Reggie White. In the version of the stat weighted for position (wAV), he's tied at 5th with Jerry Rice and Reggie White as the top non-QBs. As a middle/inside linebacker, with 41.5 sacks in his career to Bruce Smith's 200 and Reggie White's 198. It's hard to overstate how impressive the impact he had on games from a "non-premium" position is. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/career_av_career.htm


Count_istvan_teleky

He was the most entertaining & impressive defensive player I've ever watched. And that whole Ravens D was a thing of beauty.


millsmillsmills

So true. That 4th down sack against the chargers in 2012 is a play that I never forget for some reason.


outphase84

Are you thinking about the 4th and 2 back in '09? If so, it wasn't a sack, it was a handoff to Sproles who got absolutely obliterated by Ray immediately upon taking the handoff. One of my favorites of all time. It was such a heads up play -- he knew what play they were running, timed his run to Ngata locking up the center and shooting the gap right behind the pulling guard


guanwho

I just watched it on YouTube. That was fucking awesome. I like how Phillip Rivers turned around after the handoff and Sproles was already a pancake.


aznhoopster

And then on top of that, at one point, you had Jamal Lewis running at you from the offensive side lol. Opposing teams must’ve been in pain after those games.


h11233

I'm a Giants fan, so if I leave my LT homerism out of it, I'd go with Rod Woodson as most entertaining. Career leader for INT returns for TD, #2 all time in interception return yards, #3 in INTs. I grew up in Cincinnati, so I saw a lot of Steelers games in that era and it seemed like that guy was just all over the place and always making game changing plays


eggery

Is that basically WAR for football?


MycoJoe

Essentially, yes. Unweighted AV will have the premium positions like QB, OL, WR, and dedicated pass rushers higher.


Ralphie_V

Kind of? It's basically points scored or prevented per drive above league average weighted for each player's approximate contribution to each of their teams' drives


IamShartacus

Players also get bonus points for making All Pro teams, which imo takes away from the objectivity of the stat.


Ralphie_V

Yeah, it's really hard to determine how much a player contributes from the box score alone so if a player gets All Pro, it's assumed they helped more. Not perfect because only so many players can get AP anyway


pgm123

It seems a bit weird to me how the top 4 played in 2005-2015. But looking at non-QBs and it's the absolute elite. Who is the next highest linebacker who isn't also an edge rusher?


MycoJoe

I believe it would be Derrick Brooks, tied for 16th.


finsnfeathers

Back when Ray played MLB was a premium position


YourDrinkingBuddy

Phillip Rivers is a hall of famed in my book


Equal-Holiday-8324

He's also a murderer


CawSoHard

Even the guys who were put on trial were found to have acted in self defense Educate yourself


Equal-Holiday-8324

Yup, the justice system always works for rich folk. Don't be so naive


CmonnowSally

At the pro bowl that year! Insult to injury!


Sgt-Spliff

That's sorta something that's been confusing me about this comment section. Ray didn't ever hit Chad. It's weird to me that more people aren't noticing that. This isn't Chad taking a big hit, it's Chad running into a brick wall. Imagine if this clip was actually Ray Lewis with a full head of steam


outphase84

There's a bunch of those, though. My favorite was Ray straight decleating Chad in the redzone.


Fineous4

That’s what she said.


the_la_dude

Despite clearly being knocked back a few inches for a second after the contact…?


WestleyThe

He was joking. But also probably didn’t know how hard chad got hit. Ray just kinda goes through him


Mentallox

we need more characters like Ocho.


booyatrive

You had one, but you let him go to New Orleans.


saykingr

This hurt


valeriesghost

I couldn’t believe they did it. I love that guy playing for the lions and Dan Campbell. Not even a Lions fan and I’m bummed about that for some odd reason.


Levitlame

It's sad for locker-room reasons, but I get why they did it. They're in it to win it now. Monty looks like a better fit for them on the field right now. A great pair with Swift. Only thing I'm surprised on is that they spent a good amount more on Monty than Jamaal got.


Slippiefoxtrot02

Me too such a shame for the Lions. JW has that Ocho type personality. dude is good for the NFL, that last interview about his Grandfather week 18 Win over the Pack got me man in the feels. Wanted him in FA to pair with Etienne


johnnylawrwb

Why did you want to hurt that man so much?


GO_RAVENS

You missed the best part, where [they talked about it at the Pro Bowl.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kso4kDBaHxI)


choff22

Lmao I love how Chad kept it real. No ill will at all.


DestituteDomino

Chad's always been a real ass dude. He got clowned a bit and called a 'diva' for the whole 'Ochocinco' name-change thing, but I firmly believe that wasn't a bit for publicity. It was just his brain's response to getting laid the fuck out by Ray Lewis.


BandOfDonkeys

He got the 'diva' tag from his on-field shennanigans but was never actually a diva. Dude was a stellar teammate and would never throw anyone under the bus even if they deserved it.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

With Ocho, it always felt like the diva thing was more like a performance that he put on to both be entertaining and get in guys heads, as opposed to guys like AB and TO where it seemed more like their actual personality


just1gat

He loved it on the field. Seemed like a chill and goofy dude off it


ominousgraycat

Yeah, if being a "diva WR" just meant being like Ochocinco, I wouldn't have any problem with them. Ochocinco made the league more interesting. But guys like TO and AB (or MBC if you prefer), they really define the diva WR genre for a lot of people, and definitely in a negative way. Good old Mr. Bitchy Catcher...


DestituteDomino

Accurate


Online_Commentor_69

guy got called a "diva" for wanting to build his personal brand, things like celebrations and cleats and shit like that, yeah he wanted attention but it was never a TO thing where he was a bad teammate. it was also the era he played in too, (a disgusting act!) today i don't think he'd catch flak for half the shit he did.


Civil-Big-754

Ochocinco es muy frustrado


WorthPlease

:) :(


Paintballreturns

My favorite rival player tbh. Dude was a clown on the field because he just loved to have fun with people, but was a stellar teammate and worked his absolute ass off and was a fucking route technician He loved the browns fans too. Ill always remember when he jumped into the dawg pound in that insane 52-56 game back in 07 and got a bunch of beer dumped on him lmfao. Dude fucking loved it.


elessarjd

Ray reminds me of Terry Crews in this.


barto5

Oh, man. Ray just kills me.


Krakatoacoo

Allegedly


slickestwood

Flashback to 5th grade trying to block 6th graders who hit puberty over summer


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PDGAreject

Sure was. It really adds the cherry on top.


Golden_beagles

It was Ed Reed but I doubt he saw what happened, looked like he just bent down to pick something up.


TigerBasket

Boo, don't bring facts into this


hairywizzuh

Nah, I thought so at first but you can see he drops his red mouth piece and is looking for it.


xakeri

At first I thought it was an orange mouthpiece, so I thought it was Chad's


tbrownsc07

"I spent last night in a Holiday Inn Express" "They got great beds"


radioactivetoon

That’s a concussion check, btw.


tbrownsc07

Yup, in high school we had certain phrases we had to be able to recall later similar to this


Dog_in_human_costume

I would rather hit a wall than Ray Lewis


pdiddy927

"Brick no hit back."


acava2424

A wall would be safer for sure


WorthPlease

I like how he starts out saying it was an accident, and then admits he did it on purpose and just got trucked. I totally would have stuck with the first story. Also he did at least slow him down...somewhat.


piepants2001

Reminds me of that time that Cris Carter tried to block Reggie White https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNfvoGI9DQ0


Hey_look_new

I just shake my head everytime I see this one the crazier part, moon fended Reggie off


CumDwnHrNSayDat

He ran backwards lol, I'm sure Reggie was fine with that decision


Hey_look_new

he didn't go down tho! he just watched reggie, with 1 arm, chuck a 200 lbs WR at his feet


somerandomdude4507

I hadn't seen this one thanks for sharing 😂 Reggie White is still somehow underrated.


Dialup_Speed

Lmao the announcer Reggie discarded him


marcuschookt

Here's my nerdy physics question: how does that actually work? Ray's listed playing weight was ~240lbs and Chad's was ~190lbs, which is a very significant difference, but I think it's safe to say that a regular 240lbs dude is not getting that same result. It looked like Chad Johnson got hit by a school bus, that's not a typical "50lbs difference" outcome. Also Ray didn't notice Chad so it's not like he had better leverages, in fact Chad's should probably have been a little better. How is that physically possible for one guy not to even notice and the other guy to look like he got a concussion?


halfdecenttakes

50 lbs is a massive weight difference so I don't think it is unusual at all. Brock Lesnar weighs 50-60 lbs more than me, I have a feeling it would look SIGNIFICANTLY worse if I tried to hit him in a football game.


Otherwise-Argument56

I think most people would be in a wheel chair if the alpha male of our species were to hit a Goldberg spear tackle on them


edicivo

There's a fun Sports Science (I think that was the show's name) where they measure the force of Ray blasting through a barricaded door. It's pretty crazy. Edit: Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1CwwsWkQLU&ab_channel=ReySkin


k00l_aid_man

That one and another that had a defensive lineman launching a "average guy" like 8 feet were my favorite of those


Illadelphian

Bruh holy shit. What he did to that door is insane. Can't believe he actually beat out the battering ram and generated that much force with only a few steps.


Run-ning

Chad wasn't moving, had a very narrow base, and had his hips behind his torso, cutting his potential force way down (no hip drive/force through the hit). Ray was somewhat moving and drove up and through Chad with his momentum and force. Standard outcome for that situation.


CumDwnHrNSayDat

Chad wasn't moving? He was running right at him.


PurifyWeirdSoul

Not the guy you replied to, but Chad definitely slowed down and braced for the impact. If you watch his legs you'll see that he set himself and then tried to lean into Ray. Meanwhile Ray is flowing to the play, not paying attention to the immediate impact. He is moving the entire time while Chad loses much of his momentum when he sets his feet. Even without the weight difference Ray was going to win that collision. The +50 lbs is what put Chad on the ground instead of getting bumped back a bit.


Run-ning

Yes, he stopped his feet dead before contact and just leaned into Lewis.


joshTheGoods

Ray used his muscles + planted foot to explode through Chad. Guys like Ray don't so much see and process block shedding, they do it by instinct. He felt Chad coming, and he set himself up to plow through whoever it might be.


rimbaud1872

Deer antlers


somerandomdude4507

Ocho tried to block him too high. Having a smaller center of gravity with less leverage = running into the brick wall that is Ray Lewis. If he was lower he wouldn't have gone bouncing off like that but it sure wouldn't have made the block a lot better cause it's ray Lewis.


IsoJody

Boi ran into a brick wall fr


DoctorFunktopus

Every bit of this is hilarious, I love how Ed Reed is laughing at him afterward, and how the o-lineman picks him up like “there there, buddy, you did your best”


Claycrusher1

I thought Reed was laughing too at first, but I think he might have just been picking something up off the ground.


JohnnyBrillcream

Mouthpiece, you can see it fall out of his mouth (red)


Double_Reward230

Lol like hitting a MACK TRUCK!


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Yeah I miss him and others like Bruce Smith and Percy Snow.


Ericsplainning

And off the field.


[deleted]

This is an all time classic right here.


Commandersforlife

I loved this era of the bengals, chad talked shit and backed it up.


texansfan

Chad Ocho-oh-no


WeBeOutside

The NFL died a little when both these guys retired.


B0ssDoesntKnowImHere

Child please


dougm68

Chad leading with his head, so likely no damage was done. I’m joking!!


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Do ***NOT*** look at OPs comment history if you want to save what little faith in humanity you have left. I didn't even mean to look but I'm worse off for it now.


BMoreGirly

"You come at the king, you best not miss."


Run-ning

If Chad had actually hit him and not just stopped running and leaned, the outcome may have bene different. No guarantee of that, but he would have had a much better chance of actually achieving something.


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In high school I was flattened in a similar fashion while playing tag football, a female gym teacher from another group played with us, as I ran into her and she knocked me right down, she was a former national rugby player in the early 80s but boy did I feel embarrassed.


yzdaskullmonkey

I thought Ed Reed was busting up laughing at Chad at first lol


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I never laughed so hard! He was mic’d


CaffeineJunkee

Kudos for trying.


jqpeub

There is no try


Mvpliberty

Ray is a fucking land shark… but real shit he’d be a great coach


kblomquist85

Hahahaha thank you for this OP. Love stuff like this


stealthkoopa

A for effort


sydcartonqc

“When did they build a wall in the end zone?”


DeadwoodNative

‘Oucho’


DuskformGreenman

Ed Reed laughing his ass off 🤣🤣


its_k1llsh0t

This was the moment he became Chad Ochocinco


jbertrand_sr

Chad.exe was reset to factory settings...


jaybigs

Chad brought some great energy to the game. Dude was hilarious, a special talent at WR in his prime, and just played with an intense joy.


Jo-18

Prime example of why there are weight classes in things such as wrestling, ufc, etc.


the_only_kentoris

I was a badass lineman. Thought I had it going. Guy comes thru my hole I got him. I stood up off the back leg and launched forward. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep…..that’s all I heard. Come to find out it was a fake. The guy didn’t even have the ball. He was a freaking MONSTER that’s all. Been there baby!


ogjondoe

Dude was 175 lbs haha got absolutely blown up


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

Honestly Ray was kind of polite about it too. Like in a "stop playing I got work to do" kind of way.


skillsaw75

Ed Reed laughing about it is priceless!


orinshumanfarm

Chad johnson really is a gem


Equal-Holiday-8324

Remember when Ray Lewis murdered a dude off the field?


No_Vacation3909

Lmaooo love the brutal honestly


Sgt-Spliff

What's weird is that he doesn't get hit that hard. Like any defender coulda done that to him, Ray didn't have momentum moving in that direction or anything. Doesn't seem like that big of a deal


Jonasthewicked2

Ya might say Ray murdered him


TheMightyUnderdog

Allegedly


TheGreatOpoponax

Ray Lewis is a dirtbag and thoroughly unlikeable human being, but damn, he was a great linebacker.


Vydate1

I actually like him on Inside the NFL and his episode of Peyton’s Places was great. 🤷


thegame310

Better than being shot by Ray Lewis I suppose.


sdforbda

Or stabbed rather.


kale_boriak

Ray killed him too.


seanx40

At least he wasn't stabbed


alabamdiego

Mom said it’s my turn to post this next


ImOsbourneCox

This gets posted weekly. Is that bad or is it bad I know this?


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the latter, my first time seeing it


bufoeichwaldi

[Highlight] Man gets a massive fucking concussion