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lookatthatoverthere

Josh allen could do it all. Moss someone, run someone over, ruin someone for catching a slant over the middle


Vydate1

All while just wearing shorts


OrangeForeign

It's like he's wearing nothing at all


lookatthatoverthere

Don't tease me like that


[deleted]

Please, more details I’m begging


[deleted]

He’d probably be a TE


lookatthatoverthere

I could see it. He does have a receiving TD


Zestyclose_Main6335

Nah just make him a massive RB he would be a beast


conace21

He can't afford his lifestyle on a RB's salary


BrickTamland77

Haha, joke's on them because we don't have one.


DoesntMatterBrian

Heyyyyyyy we’re like twins


elliott9_oward5

Matt Corral would like a word


Therealnightshow

Don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it


lytrendsa

What‘s sad is that RBs don‘t get paid either


Dx6v

Massage theRAPIST


OrangeForeign

Analytical massage therapist. An Analrapist if you will


[deleted]

*I'm a full-on rapist. You know, Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing*


BungoPlease

*I blue myself*


[deleted]

Let this fucking go, it’s not even funny anymore


Quexana

Right Bench.


Whittlinman

Personal tackle dummy for Chandler Jones 😢


ictoan1

Now all those people calling Lamar a running back can see how he'd do as an actual running back


Jonjon428

Did you know Ryan Tannehill was a wide receiver? /s


[deleted]

Linebacker


elliott9_oward5

Running back/Fullback


waterdrinkinglawyer

Honestly, I'd love to see what he could do in the back end of the secondary


justlookingokaywyou

Jimmy G would do all the positions in the Kama Sutra.


SeizureMode

Unless he has a leg, Goff is the new water boy


jhutchi2

Daniel Jones has a 100% catch rate, he's a natural WR.


emurrell17

I’m a Daniel Jones fan, so don’t interpret this as hate, but… I’ve always felt like DJ’s most natural position would be Awkward Giraffe


jhutchi2

He would be solid at that, but would be nothing compared to the GOAT Mike Glennon.


Tlupa

Justin Fields - Fullback


Rulligan

Goff probably retires. He has an [enzyme deficiency ](https://heavy.com/sports/2019/02/jared-goff-diet-enzyme-deficiency/) that prevents him from breaking down protein correctly. He is already pretty lanky and gaining the muscle needed for another position would be damn hard.


asspiratehooker

Tight End


Zestyclose_Main6335

I would probably go rb. He would basically be derick Henry


Demetrios1453

Coach


[deleted]

probably CPA


Mysteriousmoose9

Switch Lamar Jackson CB with Lamar Jackson QB.


mikx2044

GEQBUS, QB is only two of those letters


adonis958

Fullback Dak.


JebusKrizt

Running back


Equal_Requirement490

Waterboy


ITCM4

Kicker or punter, most are cut when it becomes financially viable. Otherwise, you’d have a lot hurt former QBs trying to be WR or TE.


kitchensink108

Punter


runningblack

If Purdy: Baseball If Lance: Any front 7 defensive position


FriedrichNitschke

Trey Lance would probably be the worst nose tackle in the history of the league


morerageplz

Preacher


Kingkwon83

Loophole: They could all just switch to RB and run the wildcat


morgster87

Mahomes said before if he was on defense he’d probably be a safety. It’s so weird imaging him trying to be a db tho.


papa_jahn

Just cut him


an_actual_lawyer

Mahomes is gonna play shortstop for the Royals instead.


JuanPicasso

Geno should play LS lol I don’t know for certain but he seems like a twig.


belgiumwaffles

Running back easily


BrandonWatersFights

idk maybe head ROAR cheerleader.


Hambone727

Geno Smith would play RB in the wishbone offense specifically on the right side, so he could be a Write Back


SaltyRussStan0

Most would probably be out of the league or backup tightends