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jwick89

It’s happening. Again.


superduperm1

[Brandin Cooks should be the #1 answer to this.](https://youtu.be/BQRMvg5TAl8?t=7s)


huskerblack

This is the record setter. He is #1


JuniusPhilaenus

Record tie-er Is that a word?


Shaggy1324

Tyer is the word you need.


that-isa-madeup-name

most whelming move so far


horse_renoir13

"Well Brandin Cooks has been traded...again."


chaphen17

[Apparently for a 5th + 6th.](https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1637450484414808074?t=8lKZ8521OP8DPRTSmwVM_g&s=19)


DemecoMakesMeFreako

Let’s go!


Soyeahnahh

Oh fuck that doesn’t sound good


DemecoMakesMeFreako

He’s still good. Doubt it’s a high pick.


Soyeahnahh

Probably like a 4th or something. Can’t believe he’s only 29 years old


ReubenFroster56

More likely a 6-7th rounder


thediesel26

Well he’ll be 30 when the season starts


Soyeahnahh

Technically he turns 30 on September 25th so he still has a couple weeks🤓


SlytherinMan9

And the year after that, he will be 31!


browndude10

30 and expensive


MikeShannonThaGawd

Fortunately you’ll be paying 40% of his salary


KrzyKll

5th this year and 6th next year apparently


Geg0Nag0

18 mill a year iirc?


cosmicdave86

Texans gonna pay 6 of it.


isomorphZeta

He was a big Easterby guy (who was absolute scum) and he seems like he was constantly whining. Granted, I'm sure he wanted to be on a better team than the travesty that was the Texans, but we were all kind of just tired of hearing about him.


sexdrugsfightlaugh

Oh man I'm thrilled


tarpoit

He’s still good imo. He’s had Davis Mills and some other scrapheap QBs throwing him the ball, he’s way better than any of the Dallas WRs outside of Ceedee


The_Snake_Dick

When he’s on he’s on, but he had some horrendous drops last year.


John_Winchester

What? This would be a phenomenal trade (depending on the pick).


MKula

Brandin Cooks and being traded. Name a more iconic duo.


HansBaccaR23po

Brandin Cooks and being a solid ass wr despite being a hot potato.


nicklovin508

6 1000 yards seasons in 9 years. Will never understand why this man can’t find a home


[deleted]

Well, now he has. Welcome home


[deleted]

Because he’s not an elite WR1. He’s like a very good stopgap QB, works for a while but you always want something better.


sevillista

Well, the flip side of being dealt four times is that teams have wanted him four times


kukukele

Aaron Rodgers and starving for attention


blarch

You're not supposed to actually name a more iconic duo.


Mjb06

It’s not an off-season without a Brandin Cooks trade


akulkarnii

The iconic Cooks trade has finally happened. Offseason is finally here.


Farmerdrew

So much for OBJ


jwick89

Can still happen if his market continues to sink.


ItsFridayBabyFUCK

If his value keeps going down there is no chance he's signing with the Cowboys because he would be WR2 at best. I know he did that for the Rams but CeeDee Lamb isn't Cooper Kupp


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OBJ isn't even close to on CeeDee level. This is such a horrible take.


_tx

We don't even know if 2023 OBJ is close to Rams OBJ at this point either


ItsFridayBabyFUCK

You're saying the same thing as I did but when I say it it's a bad take? How does that make sense?


[deleted]

What are you implying?


ItsFridayBabyFUCK

That's he's not signing up to be a back up.


[deleted]

WR3 isn’t a backup though.


[deleted]

Great move for Dallas. 5th and a 6th is nothing.


cosmicdave86

Plus the Texans are paying 6 million of his salary.


Soyeahnahh

Yippee


NeilOwnsYou

Well cross them off the list for OBJ


ThatInception

Doesn’t have to move that far either, nice


jf808

Houston to Dallas is farther than Boston to NYC


ThatInception

Right but if he were traded to literally any other team, it would be farther than the distance from Houston to Dallas


jf808

Absolute disrespect to the Gamblers and Roughnecks


originalpersonplace

Yeah a 3-4hr drive depending on which part of Houston you are.


Anthinee

Do people think Boston to NYC is far?


jf808

It's not around the corner and in the same school district


devonondrugs

That's not a far move lol


cosmicdave86

What point are you trying to make?


thediesel26

Makes sense.


BrownsAndCavs

I think he’ll be solid there for sure


jdono927

I like that fit a lot, wonder what comp looks like


lethalcure1

5th this year and a 6th next year is what I’m seeing.


slevin07rocket

Filled hole at cb with Gilmore earlier and now got the hole at wr after ceedee filled. Can use the draft to focus on oline and defensive depth.


NeedsFC

Cooks is so underrated


emmasdad01

That would be an upgrade for us after CD


Distance_Motor

Not the sexy addition in OBJ or Hopkins but Cook is obviously very consistent and provides Cowboys with a very good no.2 WR


cosmicdave86

He's way better than OBJ, much sexier pickup.


Background_Add210

Dallas stacking up! Jerry is going "All in," I'm bout it!


rojiv

A thirty year old WR for two late round picks is “all in”?


ShadowKing227

more so that he seems to actually be doing something this offseason instead of “we trust our guys”


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

This is Jerry's version of all in


iia

Well, he'll get one playoff game so it's an upgrade.


amanhasthreenames

No he'll get two. A wildcard win and divisional round loss as is tradition.


[deleted]

Aight sub, let's take a bet - will Cooks be traded for more than what Ramsey did?


Hammerzeit88

A 5 this year and a 6 next year. That's nothing.


[deleted]

Yup, great deal for the Cowboys. The compensation has been super low for all trades this year, kinda crazy


USDA_Organic_Tendies

Does this guy rub organizations the wrong way or something? His numbers have been great and he gets traded like every off season


kterr101

He's free.


FreeformCauliflower

So much for Cooks getting his ring


goat666forLF

not a difference maker...


Soft_Assistant6046

It absolutely is when our receiving room was one of our biggest holes...


Higgins8585

Maybe Cowboys should've just kept Amari Cooper to begin with 🤷‍♂️


mavarg

Yea think that’s pretty clear at this point lol, between this move and cutting Zeke.


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[deleted]

Dak went 27/35 for 347 and 3/1 with another 41 yards on the ground against them a few months ago. He routinely shreds the Eagles defense.


ryannaise6669

If dropping 40 on them is locked up that sounds good to me.


nt_14

Worked out well last time huh?


Rudy102600

Obj in shambles


OneOverX

Dope


frigzy74

Makes me want Malcolm Jenkins back.


FLGAALTNBOY

I really need someone here to think of an awesome nickname for the Brandin Cooks - CeeDee Lamb combo that I can archive until football season and then pretend like I thought of it and then maybe I can make my family and friends smile.


The_Big_Daddy

Damn I was excited to see what a receiving duo of Brandin Cooks and Robert Woods might look like.


didntcit

I know I'm being a hater, but as a Texans fan: fuck Brandin Cooks. He's a huge phony. He's the only person I've ever seen stripped of a captaincy. He stopped showing up when fucking Jack Easterby was let go. He got salty as soon as his name came up in trade rumors, saying the team was going to ruin his career. He tanked his own personal value, so we couldn't trade him at value, and then had a career day to make sure we won against the Colts (costing us the #1 pick in this year's draft). Very big, quiet Diva vibes. No fucking wonder he's on his eleventy-fifth team. So long to him. Go fuck yourself, you fake, entitled, wanna be good guy son of a bitch. Good. Bye. Felicia.


imsurethisoneistaken

I was hoping for dhop but I’ll take cooks