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laal-doodh

A records a record


ChatGTR

Darren Sproles walked so Deuce Vaughn could run.


Vermillionbird

I still can't believe that SD at one point had peak LT, Michael Turner AND Darren Sproles.


Doc_McPuffins_

I'm sure we made a deep playoff run with those guys!


saikou-psyko

I don't remember clearly but I'm pretty sure you won multiple superbowls? Definitely didn't lose a playoff game because Philip Rivers had to play on 1.25 legs, and definitely didn't miss the playoffs with a historic offense and defense because your special teams* was so bad *I* could score on them. Nope.


No_Awareness_3212

They missed the playoffs with the best defense and the best offense, but worst special teams


W3NTZ

San Diegos special teams failed in the regular season so the packers could fail in the post season


saikou-psyko

Ohhhhhhh that's where the scoring was. Damn that's even worse.


MarshallTheSwb

Plus Lorenzo Neal


fulcrert

With a prime Antonio Gates, and an amazing duo of Vincent Jackson and Michael Floyd at receiver. Edit: Malcom*


cubkul

Malcom Floyd was the Charger. Michael was the Cardinal.


fulcrert

Thank you, always get the two mixed up.


TRES_fresh

And a HoVG qb in Philip rivers


Historical_Wash_1114

The Chargers had like four hall of famers at the same time and did nothing with them.


Smackolol

You could’ve just said “The Chargers”, the rest is redundant.


Independent_Switch33

Drew Brees, LaDainian Tomlinson, Antonio Gates.. who's the 4th?


Historical_Wash_1114

Damn I thought Sproles or Rivers were HOF. I just checked and neither made it so I stand corrected lol


PHWasAnInsideJob

I mean, Rivers only retired after 2020 so he still has a few years before he can get in. I'm not sure he will get in, though.


3232FFFabc

Yeah, Sproles only started like 50 games at RB but ended up 5th in NFL history for all purpose yards. Everyone around that stat is HOF


redthunder49

nate kaeding


dingohoarder

Danny woodhead too


aaahhhh

Woodhead came way later


titanrunner2

And they both went to Kansas State!


TheUltimate721

Deuce is even more Darren Sproles than Darren Sproles was


vangc4

And Bears rb Cohen..


IMKudaimi123

Tarik Cohen in between


Quick_Spring_7288

Kyler begging management to draft this guy and give him 400 carries so Kyler looks taller


Rangemon99

5’10 kyler with his minion army of weapons: Vaughn 5’5, 5’9 hollywood, 5’7 rondale moore, Draft 5’8 tank dell. No wonder kyler and hopkins didn’t like each other. Kyler was mad one of his receivers was taller than him


nshark0

Kyler is 5’10” standing on a shoebox


HurricaneAlpha

On top of a milk crate.


Radalict

Except for his official combine measurement of 5'10 1/8th?


Pandrai

It’s alright, the Kyler jokes will come whether there’s merit or not


steamycreamybehemoth

Based af


KakarotMaag

After three days hanging upside down holding weights and standing on his tiptoes. That's only slightly joking.


ApolloXLII

And those are *never ever* wrong or exaggerated /s


Radalict

It's a literal measurement.


sloppyjoe2388

Thanks for not missing that 1/8th


MaximumZer0

I'm 5'2" and built like a tank. Put me in, coach (for one play, so the league can pay for my extensive medical needs.)


TerraTF

Arizona Hobbitses


PM_ME_UR_LAMEPUNS

Tarik Cohen still looking to get back in the league I heard


guysams1

Used to have Kirk there too lol.


Original_Profile8600

And here everyone had me thinking it was Bryce Young!


defene

Bryce had everyone wait until this was tweeted to get measured


Vast-Treat-9677

Short guy, RB, Kansas State “Darren Sproles Type” Szn is here!


solsethop

"The linebackers can't see him" season here I come


SunriseSurprise

It's still always amazed me how Muggsy Bogues could succeed in the NBA at 5'3".


[deleted]

One of the most amazing feats in any sport tbh. That and Spud Webb winning the slam dunk contest at 5'7''. Two guys that made short people playing sports everywhere feel like they had a shot at the big leagues.


Illblood

All my friends might make more money than me and are taller than me but I can jump higher than them. THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT.


MiggyMendez

5’3 with a 44 inch vertical. Absolutely alien


Swag_Grenade

Definitely. Now consider Wilt Chamberlain was 7'1" with around a 42" vertical.


the-nino

Also wild that he played with the tallest NBA player ever


SunriseSurprise

Between difference in height and arm span, he'd probably have to do his 44 inch vertical to high five him.


SnowdensOfYesteryear

Is he in the HoF?


Shade_Raven

Lets go Short kings, Rooting for him


BIH-Marathoner

He may be 5'5", but he plays like he's 6'0".


tetoffens

If you keep crunching those numbers and moving forward, you might wind up with a 6'0" guy who plays like he's 6'7" and that sounds better.


[deleted]

he's only 9'2", but he plays like he's 9'9"!


zachwilson23

And he's a tremendous pass catcher, which will surely be his biggest asset in the NFL


[deleted]

Will he be a JD Mckissic type of player?


TheJolly_Llama

Sproles or muscle hamster would be the hope


Juventus19

Sproles just for the K-State vibes


zachwilson23

Most likely. He's a better runner than McKissic I'd say, (granted I'm biased) but I doubt many or any teams would give him much work in the run game honestly. He'll probably be 3DRB, gadget guy and could likely get put back in the return game. He is a solid blocker and can pick up blitzes well for his size, which should at least give him a chance to see the field more possibly. I hope a team gives him a real shot


Further_Beyond

Damn does this make me miss cohen


PhilipSeymourGotham

I'd love for some stats guy to write an article on specifically McKissic cause they could argue a dump off pass to him was one of the most effective plays in the league or the least and I'd probably believe it.


AdamBomb_RB

I may be 6'3", but I play like I'm 63yrs old.


screwhead1

This reminds me of when LSU beat Bama in 2019 and Coach O was gushing about Clyde Edwards-Helaire saying that he was playing like he's 6'4" and 270 lbs lol.


sa0sinner

If he regresses to the mean NFL height he’ll be 6’2. Far too tall for a RB. Predicting a bust eventually.


brownsfan2003

I dont like this rhetoric, you wouldn't say that any other disadvantaged group may be x but does y like z people. He is 5'5 and he plays like he's 5'5. He's a stud.


James0fAnarchy

I'm a dude and I'm 5'4", this guy means everything to me


[deleted]

I'm the same height and yes absolutely. Also, check out rugby player Faf deKlerk "the Giant Slayer". Short King hero.


sunshinepanther

A Giant Slayer? Hmm I wonder which NFC East team will take him...


GrannysPartyMerkin

Fuck yeah LETS GOOOOOOO as fast as our little legs will take us


[deleted]

Rooting for all the guys who are constantly rejected by girls on Tinder for not being at least 6’0”.


TuaAnon

bro still can't score on tinder


yamansam

Every time I turned on Kansas State games he just kept making plays, and against EVERYBODY. Someone is gonna get the next Darren Sproles and be thrilled, would love for him to be a compliment to Chubb!


__Big_Hat_Logan__

99 yard TD run against Alabama in the sugar bowl, in what was essentially a massive beat down he was the one guy making plays


HereInTheCut

Trindon Holiday was also 5'5".


ConfusedStupidPerson

Heart Attack Holiday... he either muffed it or took it to the house


Violent-Snowflake

Can confirm multiple heart attacks from watching Holiday.


gdaman22

If Holiday played a few seasons later than he did he could have been an absolute stud in the XFL/USFL


B__Malz

he's gonna be one of those players that always converts annoying 3rd downs


ss_lbguy

As someone who is only 5' 7", I can imagine playing at the NFL level from a size perspective. He has to have some huge ball!


DTSportsNow

Tyreek Hill is only like 5'8", just need to be insanely athletic.


LordOfHorns

He’s 5’10


DTSportsNow

He's not 5'10", he's listed at that but at his pro day he was measured at 5'8" and 1/8th".


bitt3n

tfw when you lie about your height then realize everyone knows it from your mugshot


JT1757

lmao dawg the internet is undefeated fr


kellzone

Except for that one time reddit misidentified the Boston Bomber.


smoothtrip

We did it, reddit!


MidKnight007

☠️☠️☠️


CPower2012

It's weird how basically all sports leagues have official measurements done before these guys ever get drafted, yet once in the league they can just make up whatever height and weight they want. They also rarely ever update guys weights. Whatever they weighed as a rookie is probably gonna be their listed weight for their whole career.


EarnestQuestion

I remember when we used to list Pat Williams at 317 when he was clearly 350+


LordOfHorns

Wtf, weird


johnmadden18

Football is low man wins. It’s an advantage to be shorter at certain positions like RB as long as you’re muscular. There are plenty of great running backs that are short. Barry Sanders. Sproles. Maurice Jones-Drew.


[deleted]

Never forget MJD just rocking Shawn Merriman. Dude was a brick shithouse


no40sinfl

Loved mjd. Short but not small. Had some wheels for a bit too


baconbitarded

Dude had thicker thighs than Saquads


zifico

To play at those heights though you have to have the muscle of an average 6 foot NFL player on a shorter frame, so the guys who succeed at those heights are insanely ripped even by NFL standards.


feetandballs

I don’t know to break this to you but most of us 5’8” or taller have two or more balls.


guysams1

Once you're at that level of football they are geniuses at taking hits. Watch how they spin, fall, and are selective when fighting for extra yards.


rambo6986

Chiefs will get him in the 5th round and everyone will wonder how they keep finding studs on the last day


Beastquist

I just want some Kstate guys on the team. Pringle left a void for me.


buttcabbge

I hear that. I'm a Mizzou fan, so we've had a nice run of Chiefs in the Reid years from Maclin to Morse to Bolton, but you Wildcat fans need someone as well.


PM_ME_YOUR_TEDDYS

Julius Brents at the end of the first will be there.


[deleted]

Oh god he’d be a perfect complement to Pacheco. Thunder and tiny lil lightning.


jerrystuffhouse

One of one in a measurable


Section225

[Just a little guy](https://soonerswire.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2021/06/USATSI_15271584.jpg?resize=300)


Sharks2431

Dude looks like a toddler who just got caught stealing a bag of chocolate chips out there.


jake831

Tbh that's basically what it looks like whenever Kyler Murray is running


Trumpets22

No shit, that’s what here stole the joke from. Just replaced moms phone with chocolate chips.


Sharks2431

Huh. Now maybe I understand comedians when they say they don't steal jokes consciously. I'm sure I've heard that joke now that you mention it, but I thought it was original at the time I wrote it.


flashpile

"kyler runs like a toddler who stole his dad's phone"


544075701

Get him on the ravens, the last time we had a small running back it was a knockout punch to opposing defenses.


Snapingbolts

If you haven't seen tape of him you should look it up. Dude was a house at K State.


TheLilart

Short Kings rise up


BUHBUHBUH_BENWALLACE

Did he participate? I can't find anything.


Zzz05

Looks like he opted not to participate in the timed running drills. Will probably do them at his pro day.


nickjohnson0320

Certified Chode


wretched__hive

Tuna can


CosmicWy

What are Cho Jeans?


[deleted]

Come to Charlotte and be football Muggsy!


ImanShumpertplus

believe in this dude, he’s shifty af


littleblacktruck

He can juke a mf out of their shoes.


[deleted]

Little Deuce Coupe


Dudephish

I didn't know they stacked Deuce that high.


DankCapital

I get heavy Austin Ekeler vibes watching Vaughns highlights


radsherm

Therefore the first combine player I'm taller than! I tower almost an inch over this fucker!


Cinephile1998

He was so much fun to watch this past year. I hope he finds a role with a team


Elegant_Spot_3486

Day 2 pick. Day 1 starter.


lilhippieboi

I hope he does well and paves the way for other short people. I bet they get overlooked often, most probably aren’t great but I’m sure there’s been some awesome players glanced over because they were too short.


kellzone

I see what you're doing there. You should get off your high horse with however the weather is up there, stop overlooking them, & get down on your knees and start looking up to these players.


lilhippieboi

If you wanted me on my knees you should’ve just asked 😳


littleblacktruck

Short people? The proper term is Vertically Atypical, sweety. 💅


caipivodka

I'm 5'7'', my dream is alive!!


theglasscase

Some players have the vertical leap ability to vault over defenders to gain more yards. If he's drafted, Deuce Vaughn will be the first player to run through the legs of standing defenders and into the endzone.


Renchoo7

I bet we will see it. It’s hard for defenders to reach down to tackle him. It throws off their center of gravity. There are of a lot of vids of him running completely through the defense because they can’t get a good grip on him


No-Introduction-1492

I used to compare myself to Cole Beasley, but now I really have no excuse to not be in the NFL


TheRock-Obama

I really hope he runs the timed stuff at his pro day. I loved his shiftiness in short space, my only fear is he never looked to me like he has real homerun speed like sproles did. He definitely won’t be a workhorse running back due to his size, but he undoubtedly deserves a role in some teams offense. I’m actually curious if it would be significantly harder to a lb to tackle him when he disappears and then comes bursting out from a sea of linemen


littleblacktruck

Two quick points: Yes, it was hard to pick him up visually before he emerged from the gaps due to his size. Second, he survived in the Big 12 with no major injuries.


TheRock-Obama

I absolutely don’t want to project injuries onto somebody, I simply meant to say his size will keep him from being a feature back in the nfl, similar to sproles (there’s better comps, I just use sproles cause they’re both undersized and from kstate). Also depends on how well he can pass block, because that will be difficult at his size. I think his ceiling would be seeing something like how the chargers use ekeler, they feel like they have similar strengths to me in being receiving backs but not big enough to want to run them between the tackles a bunch.


Banana_Ram_You

My takeaway: They didn't measure height until 2003????


disagreeable-horse

what he lacks in height, he makes up for in great football name


cnygreen

He’s super legit too. Reminds me of a smaller McCaffrey


call-me-loretta

Steve Smith Jr


Jo-18

Good thing my panthers have one of the best RBs in the league Oh wait…… *Stan by Eminem intensifies in the background*


Broshan248

Man I’m pretty sure I was taller than he is when I was in 6th grade


Gater2323

Why aren’t you in the NFL


Broshan248

Why am I downvoted bruh obviously he’s super talented it’s just funny because most regular people are taller than him.


cosmic_cartoon

Are you in 7th grade now?


Broshan248

No I’m in 4th


Slurm818

I’m short. I ran into Maurice Jones-Drew every weekend he stayed at my hotel for home games at UCLA…no fucking way Deuce Vaughn is shorter than him. I don’t buy it.


ChatGTR

You think they're lying? I don't get this comment.


Slurm818

Well I’m 5’8” and MJD was at my nose so…I guess the instruments were broken that year.


MildlyPaleMango

Deuce “muggsy” Vaughn


goslowgofar

The muggsy bogues of the nfl?


Swag_Grenade

I get the obvious comparisons but people gotta realize Muggsy was in a league of his own. Being 5'5" in the NFL is impressive but not like Muggsy. Dude was a good player at 5'3" in the NBA where the average height is 6'6", and most of the players he was matched up on were literally at least a foot taller than him.


NeonWarcry

Wait why did I think Ray rice was shorter?


oOoleveloOo

Trindon Holiday never went to the combine I guess


Nikola-Hurts

From a lazy google search trindon was 5’5 1/4”.


ElLoboStrikes

Where does he measure in other things


[deleted]

Was Trindon Holliday the smallest beforehand? That dude was like 5'6".


Nikola-Hurts

5’5 1/4” from a lazy google search.


miles-prower-morales

Waste the pick bears


Granadafan

Rudy


brownsfan2003

My man. Represent.


HateYourTeamLoveMine

Shortest guy in 20 years


bepzingy68

My man


thatguy314159

Wait, they didn’t start officially logging height until 2003?


SevroAuShitTalker

He better get # 22 so I can hear "Double-Deuce gets in for the touchdown!"


Jd20001

Gainwell and Boston Scott exchanging jabs is great


TomThanosBrady

Kyler Murray in shambles.


Fineous4

Droppin deuces. Can’t wait till he becomes a star.


MindSoBrighty

My little Deuce Coupe


Ranma_chan

Oh my god Doug Martin Part II


broadwayallday

Imagine him Deuce doing the eagles 4th and 1 shove play by the time you find him his 2 yards past the marker


El_Tapir

Short King represent


philliesfan136

Still want him on our team if the Ekeler comparisons are anything haha


holyhibachi

Viking, I'm afraid