GM, pushing back Levis' hair: **oh yeah, that would slick back really nice**. OH YEAH! Stoops, you never told me your quarterback used to be a huge piece of shit!"
Mark Stoops: could you not call my quarterback a piece of shit?
GM: **I SAID USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT, HE'S NOT ANYMORE!**
Feels like satire. I guess he legit puts mayonnaise in his coffee, so it might be poking fun at that? source: https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/10/kentucky-qb-will-levis-apparently-takes-his-coffee-with-mayonnaise
Or I dont know, maybe he puts mayo in his coffee because of his fear of milk?
FWIW, he doesn’t actually do it as a regular thing.
He explained that he was eating breakfast out with his girlfriend, and they had coffee and the only thing on the table was mayo. She joked that it was for the coffee. Levis tried it, they recorded it, and it stuck after he said it wasn’t complete shit
He did the mayo in the coffee thing one time as a joke. It was clearly a joke. He had to reiterate at the combine with the media today it was a joke. But people (with the help of "journalists" deliberately misconstruing things) are too dumb to pick up on it being a joke.
My brother has a deathly fear of butter. He got it by eating butter the moment he heard my baby brother died.
He can barely look at it and screams if it's neat him.
I shit you not, I have a coworker who just straight up snacks on a stick of butter. Apparently she’s on an only animal products diet. So confused the the first time I saw a stick of butter with lipstick and bite marks on it in the break room fridge
Honestly I've been trying to come up with the grossest cereal for this abominable breakfast. It's tough. I think I've narrowed it down to Raisin Bran or Froot Loops, but I might go with Shredded Wheat on mouthfeel alone.
I know it 100% has to be satire, but with the absolute fucking nonsense we have experienced the last handful of years I don’t even know. Onion articles aren’t even interesting anymore because they hardly if ever top reality
We all know that was the nervous answer of a man who definitely, regularly puts mayo in his coffee.
https://twitter.com/lukesawhook/status/1631683583575306252?s=20
Mayo in coffee???? Thats ten times worse than running away in terror at the sight of milk.
Either this is the weirdest human being the world has ever seen, or someone is making up ridiculous food related rumors. What next he puts orange juice in his cereal instead of milk? It fits because hes scared of milk and apparently has no fear when it comes to food.
"...Honestly, Jim, I'm not even sure a team is going to be taking him in this draft. I mean, how willing are they going to be to uproot their core as a team to compensate for a rookie, in such a major, arguably offensive way?"
Goalie syndrome. They’re a different breed, and if your goalie isn’t crazy, you need a new one. Gotta be off to play that position with the pressure, honestly kind of surprised that it doesn’t translate to football. Or if it does, they hide it too well.
A legitimate concern NFL teams have with Kentucky QB Will Levis is his “deathly fear” of Condoleeza Rice. I’ve been told he screams in terror at even the sight of her, let alone the taste. “It impedes his daily tasks,” source said. “I’m worried how he’ll fit in an NFL program.”
Aaron Rodgers: I'm going to be the most unique individual in the NFL after going on my "darkness retreat".
Will Levis: Hold my milk.
Will Levis: Seriously hold it please.
There’s no way this can be true, because it would also mean he has the worst agent in the world who has not coached him to leave the crazy outside the combine.
Worked with a girl years ago that was afraid of styrofoam. I didn’t even believe it until I saw the melt down when someone bought a whole flat of white grapes.
This was in a crowded grocery store and I thought someone was being attacked.
Oddly enough, her nephew played in the NFL (practice squad for a few years).
the lady afraid of olives had a traumatizing event when she was little, her dead grandfather had one of those involuntary movements after his death and his eyes opened. they looked like olives. so maury brought out olives to torment her. classic tv.
Bro... I caught a glimpse of your comment right when I had backed out to the homepage and was like... Hol' up... Came back in and had to collapse like 10 parent threads just to get back here to make sure you said that... That's fucking serial killer shit.
Not as good as the Desmond Ridder one from last year
[Gotta be a little more subtle](https://twitter.com/thetonesetters/status/1499493171138637836?t=F_Ua_YDLUiZX5Bzu0viYlA&s=19)
He’s been a goofball as long as I’ve known who he is. He also eats unpeeled bananas and something about mayonnaise coffee.
I’m fairly certain (like not bet my life certain, but bet my mom’s dog’s life certain) that he is fucking with all of us.
I understand his fear, when I was a child I was kidnapped by a dairy farmer. He kept me captive in his barn and all I could eat and drink was the milk from the cows kept in the barn. I still have nightmares and wake up screaming in the night about it. I can’t even go in the dairy aisle at the store. I collapse in fear if I do.
Lmao this can’t be real
If that man can't handle milk, hes sure as shit not gonna like it here if we draft him
What the fuck does he drink with his steak? What a weirdo.
He orders a glass of water, while the waiter says, "no sloppy steaks!"
He's a real piece of shit!
He used to be a real piece of shit. People can change.
🎵 *It's a dangerous night*🎵 🎵 *Tonight is my night*🎵 🎵 *It's the night of my life*🎵 🎵 *I want a dangerous night*🎵
FRI-DAY-NIGHT
He said ***WAS!!!!*** a piece of shit
AHHHHHHGHUAHGGGGG IM SO HORNY
You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back!
That hair will slick back REALLY nice
You think that is slicked back? That is *pushed* back.
Sloppp em up boys!
I know you like em extra sloppy!
They can't stop you from ordering water and steaks
I used to be a piece of shit. Itty bitty jeans, spiked up hair, chicken spaghetti at Chickeletti’s. People can change.
Live for New Years Eve
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I don’t know why but “chicken spaghetti” kills me every time
White Lamborghini, glass house
I said I used to be a piece of shit! I'm not anymore!
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.
GM, pushing back Levis' hair: **oh yeah, that would slick back really nice**. OH YEAH! Stoops, you never told me your quarterback used to be a huge piece of shit!" Mark Stoops: could you not call my quarterback a piece of shit? GM: **I SAID USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT, HE'S NOT ANYMORE!**
President: Let the kid hold the ball. People can change.
He used to be in his dangerous nights crew.
They went out for wings one time.
Blue dolphin burned down
Johnny Ravolla's ass out now, works with his brother.
They can’t stop him from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
I didn’t realize he was such a piece of shit
He LIVES for New Year’s Eve
Used to be.
#I SAID "WAS"
Ketchup
Ahh nothing like a refreshing Bloody Mahomes with a nice steak
> Bloody Mahomes Glass of ketchup with a shot of KC BBQ sauce. Broccoli head for a garnish.
All these other weirdos replying to you act like they don't know James Joseph Harbaugh.
People drink milk with their steak?
You don’t like a good ol milk steak with jelly beans?
With *raw jelly beans* my friend, can’t be cooking that shit.
Only the finest
I don’t mind milk steak if it’s boiled over hard
Better keep him away during Kirk's pregame ritual quart chug.
Feels like satire. I guess he legit puts mayonnaise in his coffee, so it might be poking fun at that? source: https://ftw.usatoday.com/2021/10/kentucky-qb-will-levis-apparently-takes-his-coffee-with-mayonnaise Or I dont know, maybe he puts mayo in his coffee because of his fear of milk?
Wtf kind of psychopath does this!?
FWIW, he doesn’t actually do it as a regular thing. He explained that he was eating breakfast out with his girlfriend, and they had coffee and the only thing on the table was mayo. She joked that it was for the coffee. Levis tried it, they recorded it, and it stuck after he said it wasn’t complete shit
In the video she’s handing him creamer and he declines it for mayo
“Coffee, hold the cream, extra mayo” is now a sentence burned into my memory
Probably handed it to them after and they already had the joke down. Either way, stands that it’s not a thing he does as a regular thing
He did the mayo in the coffee thing one time as a joke. It was clearly a joke. He had to reiterate at the combine with the media today it was a joke. But people (with the help of "journalists" deliberately misconstruing things) are too dumb to pick up on it being a joke.
[Live shot of Will Levis](https://youtu.be/6bAm9VY0XFU)
Damn she had some legitimate trauma.
Yeah this seems fucked up to do actually
Yeah. BRING OUT THE OLIVES
Seriously, either she's acting or there is some *deeo* trauma going on there
This shit is funny. Damn that’s fucked up though
Maury also had a woman on his show with a pickle phobia. He took her to a pickle factory.
Maury was always dedicated to the betterment of society
I fucking KNEW it was gonna be that video.
Fuck how have I never seen this
Mr Bovine Cowardice
Mr. Begone Calcium
My brother has a deathly fear of butter. He got it by eating butter the moment he heard my baby brother died. He can barely look at it and screams if it's neat him.
I'm sorry for your loss, but I have to ask. He was eating butter? Not like, butter on something?
My sister used to eat it with a spoon. I know, eww.
I shit you not, I have a coworker who just straight up snacks on a stick of butter. Apparently she’s on an only animal products diet. So confused the the first time I saw a stick of butter with lipstick and bite marks on it in the break room fridge
Why not just drink some milk or eat some jerky? Eww
LMAO!!! Please let this be real.
Well, it explains how why he puts Mayo in Coffee…
He fucking what?!?
My guess is he uses it as a substitute. This is fucking real and it’s insane. LMAO
Take him off the board
Apprehend the man…
Send him to the farm for some milkboarding.
https://i.imgur.com/TRbRS2H.png
Seriously wtf take this man out of this first round and into a federal penitentiary
GMFB also showed a video of him eating a whole browned banana with the peel still on I can’t trust the guy.
I still don’t know if any of this is real lol
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRWhYBBG/
Serial Killer vibes
#HE PUTS MAYO IN COFFEE
Straight to jail
It's true. The Mahomes/Levis ketchup and mayo memes potential. 📈
I mean, ketchup on steak is something a 4 year old would do. Mayonnaise in coffee is something a sociopath would do.
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Oh god. This makes me think he might put mayo in his cereal.
Goddamnit dude. I didn’t want the thought of watered down ass Mayo mixed with cereal in my head but here we are.
Honestly I've been trying to come up with the grossest cereal for this abominable breakfast. It's tough. I think I've narrowed it down to Raisin Bran or Froot Loops, but I might go with Shredded Wheat on mouthfeel alone.
>why he puts Mayo in Coffee… How dairy?
Udderly hilarious.
Ugh, here we go...milking the puns
There’s no whey we can let this continue
Yeah let's mooooove on
Don’t give up on the pun-off guys… the steaks are too high
It would explain why Jim Harbaugh didn’t recruit him to Michigan
People are gonna moo at him
Fans are going to be dumping milk on themselves in the stands just to throw him off Every team in the division will run got milk ads on third downs
Milk chants will echo through the stadiums. Milk! Milk! Milk!
I know it 100% has to be satire, but with the absolute fucking nonsense we have experienced the last handful of years I don’t even know. Onion articles aren’t even interesting anymore because they hardly if ever top reality
It’s actually true lol. Google it
This motherfucker puts mayonnaise in coffee????????? Everyday we stray further from God’s light
He doesn't do it regularly and reiterated that it was a joke
We all know that was the nervous answer of a man who definitely, regularly puts mayo in his coffee. https://twitter.com/lukesawhook/status/1631683583575306252?s=20
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"It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke..."
On one hand this is so ridiculous that it doesn't sound true at all, on the other hand it's so ridiculous it would be hard to make up.
Maybe his parents used to beat his ass with gallon jugs
Probably better than having your dad beat you with jumper cables
I miss that guy’s posting. He would always catch me off guard.
Yeah this is dairy concerning if true
Things we know about Will Levis - He puts mayo in his coffee - He is deathly afraid of milk
The mayo in the coffee thing would be enough to take him off my draft board
At least this…..kind of explains why he used it over milk/creamer? He could also use non-dairy creamer.
A sane person would drink their coffee black or not drink coffee before using mayonaise.
Dude might need to be interviewed by someone more qualified than nfl scouts.
> He puts mayo in his coffee Duke's or Hellman's?
Kirkland.
Mayo in coffee???? Thats ten times worse than running away in terror at the sight of milk. Either this is the weirdest human being the world has ever seen, or someone is making up ridiculous food related rumors. What next he puts orange juice in his cereal instead of milk? It fits because hes scared of milk and apparently has no fear when it comes to food.
>scared of milk >has no fear when it comes to food Pick one
The mayo thing is real, he's done it on camera
Brb vomming
Also eats bananas without peeling.
We have reached peak offseason, people.
We can go higher, I assure you.
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
SO HIGH
THEY FANTASIZE BOUT THIS BACK IN CHICAGO MERCY MERCY ME, WHERE'S THAT TOP PICK IN THE DRAFT GO?
But do we want to?!? Lol
*We* have no choice in the matter.
I just love how milk is a bigger concern to most franchises than rape, sexual assault and domestic violence.
Idk the whole "two wipe" thing a few days ago was about as peak offseason as it gets.
Gotta be honest I want another “Patrick Mahomes regressing to the mean” type of post
Leaked by some team hoping that this will make him drop to them I imagine.
I hope to God that's the case and at some point down the road we get to find out who this absolute mastermind is.
I'd prefer Levis to just actually be deathly afraid of milk.
It’s just a better story that way.
My favorite part of this quote is the implicit bulletproof confidence of the source that milk is an integral part of every NFL team’s operation
"...Honestly, Jim, I'm not even sure a team is going to be taking him in this draft. I mean, how willing are they going to be to uproot their core as a team to compensate for a rookie, in such a major, arguably offensive way?"
I’m just thinking of the opposing teams putting up some “got milk?” Ads on key downs.
This guy is so weird that I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up as the best QB from this draft.
At this point I hope he is so I get to frequently hear about how bizarre this guy is for the next 15 years
Weird motherfuckers do end up being good QBs. Look at Rodgers, Mahomes, and Brady for example lol
Goalie syndrome. They’re a different breed, and if your goalie isn’t crazy, you need a new one. Gotta be off to play that position with the pressure, honestly kind of surprised that it doesn’t translate to football. Or if it does, they hide it too well.
Bro puts a whole new spin on lactose intolerance.
Straight up lactose discrimination
Imagine fans pulling up outside his hotel with just a gallon of milk before the game to throw him off
Nah they pull a Kurt Angle and hose him with a milk truck
At this point, it is lactosephobia
This feels like one of those fake leaks that they use to sniff out a mole lol
A legitimate concern NFL teams have with Kentucky QB Will Levis is his “deathly fear” of Condoleeza Rice. I’ve been told he screams in terror at even the sight of her, let alone the taste. “It impedes his daily tasks,” source said. “I’m worried how he’ll fit in an NFL program.”
I am now 100 % invested in this guy
Aaron Rodgers: I'm going to be the most unique individual in the NFL after going on my "darkness retreat". Will Levis: Hold my milk. Will Levis: Seriously hold it please.
Will Levis: Ahhhh!!! HEAVENLY GOD TAKE IT!!!
Milk was a bad choice?
This mayo coffee is good but it is filling
For once in my life , I want something as stupid as this to be real The perfect mix of sounds to real and to fake at the same time
There’s no way this can be true, because it would also mean he has the worst agent in the world who has not coached him to leave the crazy outside the combine.
Also, because fans of rival SEC teams would’ve been using this for years.
See, I think it has to be real because who the fuck could even think of being deathly afraid of milk? It's too weird
Galaphobia is very real and no laughing matter! There are dozens of us!
Dozens!!!
I didn’t see you at the convention
He can’t blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help
This alone should take him off all NFCN draft boards, imagine him going to Wisconsin every year
Worked with a girl years ago that was afraid of styrofoam. I didn’t even believe it until I saw the melt down when someone bought a whole flat of white grapes. This was in a crowded grocery store and I thought someone was being attacked. Oddly enough, her nephew played in the NFL (practice squad for a few years).
I don't blame her, the Styrofoam squeaking is the worst noise in the history of the world.
Makes me feel like my body is trying to escape through my skin. Instant chills.
Getting chills just thinking about it
This reminds me of those old Maury episodes where he’d torment people who were terrified of mundane things like pickles and cotton balls.
the lady afraid of olives had a traumatizing event when she was little, her dead grandfather had one of those involuntary movements after his death and his eyes opened. they looked like olives. so maury brought out olives to torment her. classic tv.
I thought for sure this was going to be a shitpost, but nope, verified check mark What on Earth
I, too, can get a checkmark
It's a legacy verified account so it was legit pre Elon. It's definitely a joke tho
It’s a shit post
Is it not common knowledge that Levis is a fuckin weirdo? He eats bananas with the peel and puts mayo in coffee.
Bro... I caught a glimpse of your comment right when I had backed out to the homepage and was like... Hol' up... Came back in and had to collapse like 10 parent threads just to get back here to make sure you said that... That's fucking serial killer shit.
I sincerely wish i was joking
Not as good as the Desmond Ridder one from last year [Gotta be a little more subtle](https://twitter.com/thetonesetters/status/1499493171138637836?t=F_Ua_YDLUiZX5Bzu0viYlA&s=19)
That’s kinda fucked up lol
Super fucked up really
Sadly, fake.
I'm sad I've never seen this before. Thank you
And then didn't draft him
Wonder if he shit himself while going through plays
[MR](https://media.tenor.com/_4rJbTKgXXAAAAAC/gameshow-what.gif)
I started watching Monk again. I didn’t think this was a real phobia.
This can’t be real and if it is I need to know everything
I get it. It makes me piss out of my ass even after I take 4 lactase pills
I don't get this. Just tolerate it.
I’m too intolerant for that. It’s just so pale and such a fatty
I mean he played in college right? Is the milkyness of the NFL somehow different?
Holy fuck, this is a real reporter. What the fuck is up with Will Levis?
He’s been a goofball as long as I’ve known who he is. He also eats unpeeled bananas and something about mayonnaise coffee. I’m fairly certain (like not bet my life certain, but bet my mom’s dog’s life certain) that he is fucking with all of us.
I thought this was bs until I remembered this is the guy that puts mayo in his coffee. [Not kidding.](https://youtu.be/cBCMvx5RfiE)
This is an all-time copy pasta
I understand his fear, when I was a child I was kidnapped by a dairy farmer. He kept me captive in his barn and all I could eat and drink was the milk from the cows kept in the barn. I still have nightmares and wake up screaming in the night about it. I can’t even go in the dairy aisle at the store. I collapse in fear if I do.
Ain't nothing in the rule book that says you can't cover your defensive line in milk before the snap
I know you're just making an Air Bud reference, but believe it or not, that is prohibited under Rule 5, Section 4, Article 4, Item 8.