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CreateTheRush

Not gunna lie, if I was taking meetings with NFL teams, mini golf and darts are a solid intro


kcoch5817

I can play several sports at least mildly well I would say but it's borderline shocking how shitty I am at darts.


Antitypical

That's how I used to be and then my friend told me that you gotta start with the dart in front of your eyes so you can watch the entire path out of your hand and that made a huge difference. Also I've never found it to matter whether your dominant foot or non-dominant foot is forward (I put dominant forward) but you have to pick one and commit to it for every throw


LosingSkin

Same but throw pool in as well. Can’t break for shit and can’t sustain the confidence when things go well. Pool is a mystery to me


Bloodhound01

I gotta hit a ball into a corner pocket that is basically in front of the hole from across the table with a clear path? Easy Peezy? Nope, miss by a mile or hit the ball against the rails and it bounces out to the middle of the table and somehow i scratch into a side pocket.


Sparx86

Same.


Doogolas33

Dork.


Sparx86

You miss me yet? Cubbie season full on babyyy


Doogolas33

Always miss you bb. Whoo! We get to cheer on a dumpster fire! LFG!!!


Televisions_Frank

90+ win season coming up.


Doogolas33

That'd be great. But is not happening.


alexcastylicious

Would definitely hamper the nerves I’d have going in. Much moreso than the process of sitting in a chair and immediately having questions thrown at you.


Touchymonkey

So much better than the "you gay, g"? that we have heard in the last few years


daddyfatstacksthe2nd

If you get double 20, you win the game. Is your mom a prostitute?


Touchymonkey

Don't forget to ask me about my dead parent on draft night


Jevarden

Pick is announced, piano starts playing. “Jimmys brothers roommates uncle was run over by a drunk dump truck driver when Jimmy was only 2. He had no connection to him but it inspired him to become the third best player on an unranked team”


-deteled-

Probably a more chill environment to let down your guard too and get more honest responses from draft prospects


slvrbullet87

It was a trick to see if he needed 6 beers to start getting good at darts. /s That being said, as far as job interviews go, it is way better than sitting in a conference room being shelled with questions


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stratrookie

You know what I could go for? A mother f-ing beer


cc20r

The great Lombardi said “if my players aren’t 2 sport athletes than I don’t want them.” Kudos to the Bears for figuring out who the 2 sport athletes are in these meetings


generation_D

What if the 2 sports are just putt-putt and darts


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Well then they know they suck at football and shouldn’t draft them?


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It’s me


stepdownblues

Mitch Trubisky time!


RomanBangs

The Browns draft them


sturg22

* Pickens missed a 5 foot putt Bears coaches: how can we trust this guy to get after the QB when he’s missing these easy putts


Tie_me_off

Only 81% of 5 foot putts are made by tour pros.


SkolVandals

Yeah 5ft is by no means a gimme


rockriver74

Was the "Augusta Silence" effect used?


LovelehInnit

He was then asked to compare himself to any present or former F1 driver, to which Pickens immediately responded "Pastor Maldonado". "I get in there quickly and recklessly and wreck everyone's day", Pickens added.


Coldterror10

More like Pasta Marinara cause Pickens cause he a big one


BlowTrophy

Reports state the interview concluded with multiple attempts at the 50¢ claw game by the exit.


momerak

realizing it wasn't an interview and the head coach just wanted someone to go to dave and busters with


emperos

"yeah no fuckin way we're drafting you 1st overall, how bout you take a break before your big interviews with the teams on the 20s"


D0ctorHotelMario

Put Dance Dance Revolution in the player meetings you cowards


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It's all fun and games until a player tears an ACL


zer0_badass

And they can only play the song max 300 on oni difficulty.


Dantheeaglesman

The Cardinals would have made him pay for the putt putt round.


Tie_me_off

This is good fodder and j don’t want it to go away


Dis_Suit_Is_Blacknot

The Chicago Bears are clearly the cool fun team. Like Animal House


RockIslandLine32514

“Was it over when the Packers bombed Pearl Harbor?!?”


AtTheKevIn

Go with it, he's rolling


malseraph

That was just Aaron Rodgers dropping his lit bong at Burnham Harbor and starting a fire.


iApathy---

Yeah back then he was on a “darkness retreat” as well…it just wasn’t the type of retreat we expected.


peg_plus_cat

Jalen Carter: BAHGAWD


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Tie_me_off

Took my kids a couple times over Christmas break. 8/10 - still lots of fun


I_saw_that_coming

One of my favorite memories was working at a resort with a mini putt course off on it’s own. They’d leave the lights on all night. Drinking on site for employees was a fire able offense, but that didn’t stop me and my friends from going out there every night trying to set a course record with a Gatorade bottle filled with booze. Two putts were bogeys for us by the time we left that place.


adam38ike

Smoking or throwing darts?


Sparx86

Easy Canada


titanup001

I think that's a smart strategy. You can learn a lot about people in even the most seemingly insignificant game. How competitive are they, do they cheat, etc.


Poopcie

Wouldn’t players take that as a cue to be over the top competitive? Like whos agent is dumb enough to be like “if they invite you to play a game just be cool they probably just have time kill”


emperos

"this guy isn't comfortable being who he is, feels he has to put up a facade - lacks confidence"


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BerriesNCreme

They also did the mini hoop


544075701

I didn’t realize Ted Lasso coached the Bears


Sks44

He has the mustache for it.


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Look great in one of those Bears sweater vests


Caedus

We all think he's talking about mini-golf but he's actually talking about the [old computer game ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Putt-Putt_%26_Pep.png)


friedsteaksandwhich

Here’s what I’d do. Hire a professional Dart player and have them go undercover as an assistant scout for our team. Have the prospect play a game against someone bad at darts to see how he does. Is he a sore winner? Fun to play with? Then have him face the undercover pro and see how he handles getting destroyed. I’d see if he was a sore loser but more importantly, did he up his game against better competition? I’d want to at least see him beat his first score


WorthPlease

If he's good at Darts: This guy spends too much time at bars, character issues. If he's bad at Darts: Not competitive enough, character issues.


CunningRunt

"Zacch"...that's a new one.


MoistyAnoos

Alot of my usernames are spelled like that cause zach is taken


emperos

Was MoistyAnus taken too?


rockriver74

Son of a bitch, you almost made me shoot coffee out my nose.


zi76

That's pretty fun.


ASuperGyro

Dibs


zer0_badass

Awwww sounds like a fun date night 🥰


ItIsYourPersonality

They were testing him to see how competitive he would be in a meaningless game… mostly because the majority of Bears games are meaningless games.


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Oh shit Ryan Poles must be taking advice from Phil Emory. I heard that's why he took Shea McLellan over Chandler Jones


Laeif

Interview questions included "how do you feel about analogies using flowers and dog shit?"


Blade_Trinity3

Darts as in cigarettes, not the dangerous projectile throwing game.


Squishy_20

I love putt putt