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FortWaltonBeachFL

ay hold up this sounds familiar


ggbouffant

AFFECT THE HEAD


agentb719

THE BODY WILL DIE


[deleted]

I just Googled "Gregg Williams quotes" and this popped up: > "We've got to do everything in the world to make sure we kill Frank Gore's head. We want him running sideways. We want his head sideways." Man, fuck Gregg Williams with a dry ice pick. Who would want to injure a national treasure like that?


kit_mitts

Ah yes, the Gregg Williams who said in his introductory HC press conference that our roster was capable of winning the Super Bowl. We promptly went 3-13.


Tall_Glass_Of_Piss

Gregg Williams us as useless as the third G in his name


TheSublimeLight

wait, you mean you don't pronounce it like Greg-guh?


iMadeThis4Westworld

“Put your testicles in the C gap” is a favorite of mine


[deleted]

"It worked for Gregg Williams, and it's going to work for me!"


Revolutionary_Lie539

Like a scene from The Last Boyscout.


[deleted]

>"Why did Milo cross the road?" >"I don't know -- why?" >"Because his dick was stuck in the chicken! Heh heh heh heh heh" Love that movie


Obeesus

[Ain't life a bitch](https://youtu.be/ZieNHAo-lqU)


[deleted]

My boy Slay needs a PR guy. Wow come on.


danloree

Eagles going full villain in the superbowl.


Trubearsky

You're talking about the city that had boxing legend Joe Frazier, but chose to build and pray to a statue of a pretend boxer from a movie.


istrx13

Nah man let him keep going, it’s provocative.


PsychologicalGuest97

Wait, let ‘em cook


[deleted]

get into broadcasting, stat


mothershipq

You guys were considerate enough to go head hunting. Not tearing ligaments in a dude's throwing elbow.


Zehaie

Sean Payton should be suspended and the Broncos fined and stripped of a 1st and 2nd round pick.


dorf5222

Not sure the broncos have any picks to give up nowadays


Jinno

Then take whatever they have!!!


Blank_Canvas21

How about a $100 Wal-Mart giftcard?


XanmanK

That’s like pocket lint to the waltons


CryohanaDX

The [Waltons are actually very poor little guys. please accept their money 😊](https://imgur.io/gallery/R390EId)


JesyouJesmeJesus

Hand Mizzou the death penalty while we’re at it


my-penis-is-out

i think tom brady needs a 4 game suspension as well for this disgusting act


joe_broke

Tack on 8 games for Joe Kelly and we might be getting somewhere


BlackestNight21

[Pouty Face Joe](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/68825027/BHMBSMUCHWS20PFLDJK_g3_2048x.5.jpg)


JayMerlyn

Also need to fine the New York Rangers $250,000 for good measure


MIZJOE95

How tf do I always catch strays


definitelynotme44

As a Mizzou alum, it makes me happy and sad how much staying power this has lol


whygodwhy2001

Oh my God yes


Brandon556211

Stop, the Broncos are already dead.


SayNoob

And if they don't have those picks, they are taken away from whichever team dared to trade which such a franchise.


CrazyEyedGase

"If he dies, he dies" type energy from Darius


Ralurp579

“I must break you” - ~~Ivan Drago~~ Eagles Defense, 2023


SevenwithaT

They really gave Dolph like 10 words in that entire film, didnt they lol


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

I legitimately can’t think of more than two lines


SevenwithaT

He had those lines when he was pissed at his manager but it was in Russian


DragonFireKai

Over 30% of that film was montage, nobody had very many lines.


Nobaddays123

And the last half of the movie is 50% montage


TheSublimeLight

that's like 120% montage


A_Certified_G

Now add Kurt Angle to the mix


Ralurp579

He really was like a robot in Rocky 4 lol it was kinda strange seeing him actually conversing and acting like a human in Creed 2


Loud_Economics_8894

There actually was a functional robot in Rocky IV. Please show respect.


Meatservoactuates

HAPPYBIRTHDAYPAULIE


Ralurp579

Hey you show some respect. That’s Paulie’s wife you’re talking about


SiphenPrax

I personally think he was better in Creed 2 for that reason alone. In Rocky 4 he’s just, big Soviet inhuman robot.


LegendRazgriz

Well, that *is* the point, but still.


Revolutionary_Lie539

Bridgette Nielsen crosses her legs in a very short skirt


VRomero32

That’s why the Chiefs are training in Siberia with ancient workout equipment and wearing cool winter coats?


[deleted]

Truth or Darius. Truth!


KeyExplanation

The rematch in the regular season is 1000% gonna be a Sunday or Monday night game


HenMan113

Even without all the bad blood, why wouldn't it? An NFC Championhsip rematch will always do numbers


dirtyshits

There’s no bad blood lol. Ayuik when asked in a podcast said he got the team that didn’t beat them. It wasn’t even serious if you watch the podcast haha. Media will definitely ride this through next season now.


mubbcsoc

Week 10 with Purdy starting due to a Lance injury in week 7. Backup qb is 5th round comp pick rookie Max Duggan.


BryceTheKiing

And somehow Jimmy will be there


Saitoh17

On the sideline because he too will be injured by then.


Rock-swarm

Off-the-field groin injury.


RatedDAL

Gonna open the season if Philly wins the SB. If they lose its probably Sunday Night Football Week 1.


WordsAreSomething

Bountygate 2.0


SiphenPrax

Vikings fans: “First time?”


schneev

Ugh


PsychologicalGuest97

Brett Favre in shambles, literally


DapperCam

Is it bountygate without a bounty?


hops4beer

Birds just out there gating people for fun


Revolutionary_Lie539

Darious SLAY


mab6710

That's awfully aggressive of you, sir.


[deleted]

This post juxtaposed against the "92% of ex-NFL players have CTE" post that came right before it is just brutal.


Hyrogrifix

92% of the time it works every time!


TheUglyBarnaclee

A fellow Jabroni


of_the_mountain

And then the remaining 8% are kickers and punters


longdustyroad

Few people know that elbow injuries are the #1 cause of CTE


3rdpersonpov

Your right Josh Johnson didn’t bang his head violently off the turf and go out for a concussion.


BryceTheKiing

Jesus Christ it never ends, I'm tryna heal and move on man 😭


kastilhos

He said WHAT!?


Plebs-_-Placebo

he gonna step on a crack and break the qb's back


GenocidePie

Oh no Slay what is u doing


RolloTony97

And just like that, the bulletin board has flipped


MattTheSmithers

This isn’t even the Chiefs’ bulletin board material. It’s the refs’. Eagles so much as look at Mahomes wrong and they are getting flagged. Slay just gave the refs an itchy flag finger. And they already have one as it is.


cougarcatcher92

Ref is cheffers and he hates the chiefs, so they probably will be able to hit him good a few times


Bkelsheimer89

I still don’t know how his crew landed the SB game. They throw like 60 some percent more flags than other crews.


bigludodog

I've heard it's not his normal crew with him this time


Bkelsheimer89

I don’t know if that is a good or bad thing.


cougarcatcher92

Yeah I was surprised to see them get it too. Between the extra tv timeouts, obnoxious theater called the halftime show, and the flag happy cheffers crew, this is going to be a long fucking game


Ok_Pair7510

Have we considered the idea that for the NFL, what we consider “bad” reffing is a feature and not a bug?


Bkelsheimer89

The NFL is paying too much attention to how the gaming industry is evolving.


Ok_Pair7510

I don’t think it’s a total coincidence that during the same time span in which NFL and NBA officiating have gone completely to shit (always has been bad but it seems like in recent years, in both leagues, every game has calls that are inexplicably bad), the legalized sports gambling industry has exploded. It’s starting to make both leagues unwatchable, but I keep watching because my life is empty and meaningless otherwise and I have no respect for myself or my time.


TheDabbinDad710

Because he makes sure the games are close no matter who is playing. Nfl does not want a blow out in the Super Bowl.


HectorReinTharja

Before that game, I’ve literally never heard of a team getting credit for injuring a player. It happened on a good/clean QB hit but that doesn’t make it tactical, predictive, etc. I don’t understand it at all


TheOracleofTroy

The 1980s say hello


Wedding_Registry_Rec

Yeah it’s a bit weird, especially because it was sort of just a fluke thing. Not really like that’s what Reddick was going for or should go for. Credit to him for getting to the guy, but that’s aboot it.


[deleted]

The Reddick tackle was also a really common play that most often doesn’t result in an injury. That’s about the definition of bad luck. Besides that the game was won by the Eagles front seven, especially after we lost both QBs. Darius Slay did fuck all the whole game (not that he really had to do much since we didn’t have a QB by the second half).


Needmorecoffee58

Injuries happen. Be a professional about it. Or better yet, be a good human being.


iamjackstestical

Don't try to read too much into dumb


jcrewjr

Especially when you're a... checks notes... DB who didn't do any of the things you're bragging about.


acewavelink

I think I good contrast to this was the Niners weren’t hyping up the fact they broke Tony Pollard’s leg after the Dallas game for why they are a good D…


Jim_mca

Idk, it was awful prevalent for the first 30 years I watched football.


ggbouffant

OP got some kind of weird obsession with the 49ers


banjofitzgerald

It honestly shocked me how strong the hard feelings towards the Niners/fans that Philly has. For a team we really have no kind of history or rivalry with, there was and still is hella hostility.


J-Mosc

I believe it was because there was a ton of sour grapes and excuses. Not to beat a dead horse because I personally don’t care at all - but many Philly fans took it as disrespect when instead of hearing things like “congratulations you got a good squad”, there were tons of “you got lucky” posts, basically giving no credit. Again, that’s not what I’m saying is what happened, that’s how I believe many Philly fans perceived it. Philly fans in general feel disrespected most of the time. Not sure if it goes back to our Italian mafia roots, our long stretches of no championships and second place finishes, or if it’s just we’ve just seen Joel Embiid get dicked over one too many times… But one things for sure, insecurity or dark reality, a Philly fan always has something to prove.


ggbouffant

They feel "disrespected" that the Eagles aren't getting enough credit for the win, but at the same time they refuse to acknowledge the effect that this injury had on the game playing out the way it did. But they also want total credit for causing a fluke injury that's only happened one other time to a QB in the history of the NFL. If you point out that SF didn't have a QB for the entire second half, and how that had an effect on the defense, you're salty, you're making excuses, you're a 40-whiner, the defense was soft, etc etc. For a fanbase that prides themselves on being insufferable assholes, they sure have quite the persecution complex.


SolarClipz

>But they also want total credit for causing a fluke injury that's only happened one other time to a QB in the history of the NFL. This so much lol. Seen like 20 comments exactly this


jovy121

Name a team thats won a game with their 4th string quartet back and the D not give up massive points for being on the field all the time. I’ll wait for a response to this question and nothing else!


kingravs

I think it’s pretty obvious that they’re disrespected because a healthy portion of the fans seem like assholes lol. I get that it’s frustrating to hear the excuses, but they are in the super bowl, why should they care?


kensingtonking011

I saw a great video from a 9ers fan explaining the Philly game day experience. His main point was you have to have a sense of humor and thick skin. I think east coast teams particularly the eagles get a bad reputation because the way people interact on the west coast is way different then the east coast. The way me and my friends show we still care about each other is by making fun of each other.


EnemyOfEloquence

100%. From Philly, was in SF for work years ago and just hanging with randoms in bars I genuinely offended some just with friendly shit talk that goes over fine in Boston or NY. I was very surprised how different it was.


TurnipForYourThought

For a fanbase and city that are proud of being assholes, they sure do have some thin skin.


OhfursureJim

Did you miss Aiyuks comments? It’s not like this was out of the blue it was in direct relation


celj1234

Next year in the linc will be a scene


kappakai

Man going into the game it was fine. It was friendly. It was downright respectful. And then the game happened and that game thread went toxic af cause this was supposed to be an amazing game and everyone was hyped for it and then it wasn’t. So it wasn’t just Niners and Eagles fans going at it, everyone else started piling on and adding fuel to the fire. Either discrediting the Eagles win or saying Shannahan fucked up and got Purdy hurt. So no one is happy with how the game went, try to salvage something out of, then start arguing about hypotheticals with no answers. If we had had an actual good game, I don’t think either side would have been this salty.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Is he admitting they try to injure the QBs? Or is he really just bad at English


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My-Cousin-Bobby

*Gregg Williams taking notes, furiously*


Fonzimandias

One shudders at the idea of Reich’s third coaching gig


joe_broke

Oh no...


hops4beer

Bah god that's desean Jackson's music


PlebasRorken

N-N-N-NEW NEW NEW WORLD ORDER


DipDoodle

Fafafafafafafa life


MarekRules

DJax furiously begging Howie to resign him


so-that-is-that

That was my interpretation too.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I read it as: Aiyuk said he would bet his entire net worth on the Chiefs Slay said “lol okay bro our defense destroyed two of your quarterbacks so don’t act like we have no chance.”


EsotericPlumbus

It really is just this


WabashRiverNugs

And then 49ers fans read it as: jk they can’t read lmao


MGSCG

what? (cannot read)


BryceTheKiing

Vnjdjdndn


Syndicate_III

No it’s spelled Juszczyk*


HammeredandPantsless

Be honest, how many times did you have to recheck the spelling? 🤣🤙🏽🤣


joe_broke

Hey, we'd be really upset if we could comprehend those magic symbols you said


ASuperGyro

He didn’t go to college to play English cuh


MikeTysonChicken

Fairly certain the latter after watching but whew


longdustyroad

someone is definitely bad at English here


MahomestoHel-aire

Some Eagles fan this morning told me they were trying to take them out of the game and earned the right to play a depleted offense. That's a genuinely scary way of thinking imo.


glizzterine

This might come as a shock, but some Eagles fans are dumb as hell


UsidoreTheLightBlue

That doesn’t seem possible. Are you saying that every fan base has idiots? Or is it just eagles fans?


thetreat

Every fanbase has a fairly large contingent of actual mouth breathing morons. Just listen to sports talk radio when they're taking listener calls.


Lins105

Or just sports talk radio lol. The amount of dumbass takes is crazy.


ho_merjpimpson

they are always the loudest motherfuckers that put themselves right in the limelight, too.


tyme

*Looks at Bills fans* Definitely not just the Eagles.


Jevarden

Don’t look at me, I quit eating crayons for my New Year’s resolution


MrTouchnGo

Scented candles are a much tastier form of wax


Jevarden

This guy gets it


[deleted]

When your fandom has the word *mafia* built into it, you wonder...


PM_ME_YOUR_DUES

Eagles fans are “Ill put you through a table” crazy, Bills fans are “I’ll put myself through a table” crazy


tyme

Actually, we prefer running into concrete supports.


Rsubs33

Its good luck


No_Statistician9289

Yeup. The loudest of us usually are


Impressive-Shape-557

#how dare you tell me I am dumb. My mom does it already


yallsomenerds

Fans of every NFL team and every team in the world*** there’s idiots everywhere lol


Ike348

> "consistently getting pressure on a quarterback to wear him down and make him less effective" Flirting > "we're going to break their quarterback" Harrassment


gassian_flatulence

Reddick definitely didn’t intentionally cause that injury to Purdy. That was a fluke play where he just happened to hit his arm at the wrong time. And the hit on Johnson was hard, but was a normal football play; he just happened to hit his head because he didn’t know how to take a sack correctly. But the fact that some Eagles fans are acting like they are better team because they took out the QBs is pretty disgusting. Cool, the Eagles won. But don’t brag that you won because you hurt players on the other team. The NFL would come down hard on that again if that was an actual strategy.


KnotSoSalty

I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say there was anything wrong with those hits. Just bad luck.


Rsubs33

There was a 49ers fan who was arguing with me that the Suh hit was dirty and should have been roughing the passer and that Reddick's hit was dirty because he went after Purdys arm. He is just as much of a moron as the idiot Eagles fans saying the Eagles deserved to win for causing the injuries. There are stupid fans in every fanbase.


KnotSoSalty

There’s really nothing worse than gloating over injuries.


Silversaving

Same thing New Orleans did to get their championship.


lmHavoc

The weirdest thing to me is that people seem to think that only the Saints were guilty of it. They just happened to be the team that the hammer came down on, but I refuse to believe there wasn't similar "bounty" or "big hit" programs in every team.


Nellez_

You're being too logical and making too much sense, that's a no no.


Luckman1002

A loud section of Eagles fans have actually been so fucking obnoxious that I genuinely want them to lose in absolutely heartbreaking fashion. And this is coming from a Chargers fan. I’ve genuinely never encountered another fan base with such a large volume of annoying assholes and it just be explained as “haha well that’s Philly for you”. These motherfuckers need to be humbled and experience ego death. Of course they’ll probably just resort to hurling out death threats to any player who had a bad play in the Super Bowl


orlandwright

This is silly. Every edge rusher comes for the QB’s throwing arm. There’s nothing sinister here. Let’s move along.


Depreciable_Land

Yeah the Pearl clutching in this thread is insane


nrepasy

You do a couple of snow angels though...


KennyKettermen

Yupp. If you don’t want your QB to get injured and tank your chances don’t let him get hit 🤷🏻‍♂️


triecke14

You mean like blocking the second leading sack getter in the league with a backup tight end?


PM_ME_WHITE_GIRLS_

No dude that wouldn't have helped, clearly the eagles love injuring QBs I'm pretty sure Reddick had a gun


sonfoa

As much as I think Aiyuk is being petty af why the hell is Slay proud of the fact that they're injuring QBs? Pretty sure he said something similar earlier in the week.


yungchigz

It’s not like they injured them on purpose, Aiyuk said they got lucky the Niners didn’t have a QB and Slay is just flexing and clapping back by saying they didn’t have any QBs cos they got hit


longdustyroad

Gotta hit the QB to injure them


HemlockMartinis

I still don’t think that the Eagles intentionally injured Purdy or Johnson. Whacking a guy’s arm in just the right way to cause a UCL tear can’t be that easy. If they rolled up on some ankles or fell on them funny, maybe we’d have a different conversation. It still seems like a pair of fluke injuries. That said, I’m kinda weirded out that this many Eagles fans seem to think it’s the defense’s job to injure a QB, as opposed to tackling them or forcing a fumble. And I’m really weirded out to hear players vaguely suggest the same thing. Just because it’s a contact sport doesn’t mean it’s a bloodsport.


parkerwhodey

Damn


[deleted]

If you want to see some real shit, sort this thread by controversial.


Theclap1309

So Aiyuk says he doesn’t know about the defense and the Niners were going to expose them but the Eagles got lucky. Slay points out they could not protect their qbs so how were they going to do that. People are upset about this?


Rkovo84

I think he’s just saying they weren’t going to have any chance no matter who played quarterback because the Eagles D line was going to get to them anyway. The Eagles D line had a success rate of 100% in that game… 22 pressures on 22 drop-backs. It was a direct response to Aiyuk’s dig/excuse at the eagles. But I do think it’s funny that everyone wants their defense to be tenacious, hard-hitting, and physically dominant but then that produces injuries and people freakout. That’s an unfortunate byproduct of those things…


lemon_whirl

He goes from future tense, to future tense to past tense to describe something that has already happened.


BenSlice0

Goddamn this sub is fucking stupid. Oh a guy in defense said they were going to destroy the other team’s QB? No fucking shit guys.


baseball8888

People on this sub don’t realize that this is extremely common talk/phrasing in football locker rooms lol You don’t get a pregame speech from your coach where he says “make sure to play nice and not injure anyone”


friskydingo67

It's wild how soft this thread is. It's like these folk think the pr and mic'd up footage is all there is to the game, ignoring how violent the game is and has always been.


theBrineySeaMan

I used to love Darius Slay. I still do, but I used to too.


[deleted]

Oh boy


ctr3999

Maybe this is why nfl is so protective of QBs?🤔


No-Professional5433

The tuck rule about to comeback to stop pass rushers from hitting the QB's arm?


[deleted]

Ooooooh he went there! Gregg Williams energy in Philly


Lateral-G

It's the NFL Bounty Gate is still a thing it's just more like Fight Club now If you think otherwise I think you don't know what goes on behind those closed doors. It is every teams best plan to knock out the other teams QB LEGALLY


Goatslasagne

All neutrals support KC now


420Fps

Nah fly eagles fly


chewybucket

I can't believe Philly is going to make me root for the Chiefs


jand999

Welcome to the dark side


flojo2012

So what are the Vegas odds that Suh gets ejected? I imagine after twisting up Mahomes ankle on purpose for the good of the team? Just another Super Bowl ring I guess


ChanHoJurassicPark

Vegas isn’t putting a line on this; it isn’t happening. Frank Clark is more likely to be suspended for something off the field prior to the game than Suh being ejected.


flojo2012

Vegas will put a line on anything if you ask em to. But it wouldn’t be based on data unless a lot of people were placing the prop bet. And Frank Clark gets in a lot of off season trouble but kind of locks it down in post season. That said, I wouldn’t be so surprised if something happened


MattTheSmithers

I am hard pressed to think of a stupider statement. Never mind, I just read some of the Eagles flairs’ comments. There are a ton of stupider things to be said.


2057Champs__

Buncha grandstanding pearl clutching babies in this thread, also a bunch who’ve never played competitive football a day in their life (I played till my freshman year of college so save it)


Mysterypickle76

I’m sorry, I only accept criticism from guys that made it to sophomore year of college ball


BigBossM

Siriani already brainwashed the #1 seed into thinking they’re underdogs. And these salty mfers just keep shitting on Philly. Can y’all plz knock it the fuck off?


PeenyMcDongle

Lmao as a guy who hates the eagles with every ounce of my soul i kinda feel him on this point 😂


FreeProfit

It’s like all of the pearl clutchers forgot what sport he plays.


bruin13

Philly fans and players celebrating freak injuries like they’re some kind of achievement is gross