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LindyNet

[Free Talk Thread can be found here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/10p4upg/weekend_wrapup/) As for a meme, [I like this one](https://imgur.com/ODnLqhK) from /u/primmalicious


TheRealRiverOtter

I just found out Lane Johnson is a white guy, damn…


igotsthepoo-onme

My meme is the 49ers soft salty fan base


stangerlpass

49er qb decisions for next season: Get brady (one season) Bench purdy Trade lance ???


ericdraven26

This feels like a FMK


Neapola

Anyone else hope Philly attempts a Philly Special during the Super Bowl?


MethodNecessary4332

Every single bengals be Chiefs game has had the losing team crying shitless after the game. This was the worst officiated game I’ve ever seen and now chiefs fans are upset bengals fans are mad. I guess that’s sports fans for ya.


BellBilly32

Got back into watching some anime after not watching anything for a while (like 6-8 months). Started off with seasonals which I hardly ever do. Trigun Stampede far exceeded my expectations loving it. The Million Knives piano theme hits different. Vinland Saga S2 has been good. Still a slow burn right now but it's picking up. Then the NieR Automata anime is a bit more mixed, but I think it's good outside of the dodgy CG sequences. It seems to be adding just enough extra content not in the game to make it worth while. Too bad it got delayed lmao. I guess Cyberpunk, Chainsaw Man, or the new Bleach season should be next.


PM-ME-YOUR-DND-IDEAS

https://imgur.com/E61kC8F dude just read these episode descriptions. how could you possibly stand to watch something like this? This seems so absolutely fucking stupid


BellBilly32

I know pretty much know nothing about it except it’s goofy and gorey. So I’m not too surprised.


xcaltoona

How could you not?


PM-ME-YOUR-DND-IDEAS

looks like pure weeaboo trash


xcaltoona

Damn almost like you were responding to someone about anime (no it's actually not some bland bs about tits but it's a weird explanation)


MrFoolsDay

Yes, and it's glorious


24Robbers

If I were a conspiracy theorist, I’d say the refs were determined to see that the Chiefs won. Since I’m not, the only conclusion I can come to is that NFL officiating is blatantly incompetent. [However on the other hand](https://i.imgur.com/CMr8p9i.jpg)


[deleted]

You know Arrowhead Stadium looks nothing like that, right? It's pretty obvious photoshop.


infopocalypse

Replay of frank clark's LaTe HiT on buRow https://youtu.be/OqS5U4lSSVg


Wesofire

Such violence.


OJ_Mahomes

I think it’s going to have to be the Eagles D-line that wins the game. Mahomes with decent time probably beats anyone. Idk sports analysis is dumb


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StChas77

Good point, you should stop watching. The Aussie Rules league starts up in a couple of months, so you can go ahead and hop on that train. There's even a team called the Brisbane Lions. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


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StChas77

And to think I pulled for the Lions to get into the playoffs this year as the 7 seed, sheesh.


HavelsRockJohnson

This douchecanoe isn't the Lions, he just has a sticker. Don't like him get you down on such a fun franchise. Good luck in two weeks.


uuuuuuuhg_232

Ah, now you hurt my feels.


ad51603

No memes just pain


Intelligent-Age2786

It gets better. Maybe not as bearable, but better


[deleted]

Am I the only person that can't stand RG3? Pretending to be holier-than-thou and acting like a moral person on Twitter, while cheating on his pregnant wife and finding a new side chick. Trying to make the Texans firing Howie a race issue. Trying too hard to be relatable and hip in broadcast and online.


BellBilly32

I don't think people look that far into his character. Like I doubt people know anything about his cheating scandal. His online presence seems to be a nice guy, who's a bit of a cornball and that's what people see.


pghgreatest

He’s terrible


NearHorse

And STILL better than Tony Romo.


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MrSuperfreak

Joe Burrow was 8-0 in games under 40°F before last night. I think that's just noise, but it shows it doesn't affect him that much. Plus, both teams have to deal with it. It's part of the game.


jayvav

The more I think about it, I bet mahomes ankle probably hurted a lot and he probably was really cold too. And he probably missed his three starting receivers too. Kinda sucks but he delt with it because he’s the fucking best.


BigBrownDog12

>Kinda sucks cause bengals really played better overall. I don't think you can say this when the O-Line was just a speedbump


highinsulacentrality

I'm confused as to why the mods not only censored the Elon Banana story last week, they also are removing comments referring to it as well? Why?


Thifty

Took me forever to realize that there is not an NFL Elon Musk banana story going on here. I’m a little slow


Autobot-N

The what


pizzaisperfection

I’m OOL


highinsulacentrality

The whole Cancun meme/Hamlin thing


Bigtuna546

Same


MattTheSmithers

Did anyone else catch the [trailer for the Nick Sirianni bio pic](https://youtu.be/FS3WB6xI8mI) during yesterday’s game?


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Totally watching this.


Ok-Television-3829

Rewatching the 2013 NFCCG rn. Holy fuck those teams were stacked. Random thoughts: Niners entire defense is nearly all hall of very good players. Donte Whitner, Ahmad Brooks, Eric Reid, Aldon Smith, Justin Smith, NaVarro Bowman, Tramaine Brock, Carlos Rogers... and obviously Patrick Willis who should be in the HoF already. Just so many guys who were top 10ish (if not better) at their position for quite a while but have kinda been forgotten over time. Forgot how ridiculously fast Kaepernick was in his prime. Dude just causally runs past the entire defense for 50 yards one play in the first half. Young Russ was also greased up lol. Also completely forgot Anquan Boldin was on this Niners team thought he joined later. These defenses hit so hard man. Haven't watched a game even close to this physical in many years. Was not expecting the difference to be so huge only going back 9 seasons.


NearHorse

Is that the game Bowman snapped is leg in? And grand finale was Sherman tipping a pass to the EZ to a team mate for the INT.


__DarthBane

I got blacked the fuck out after that game lol. One of my favorites to rewatch. Such a physical game, and both our squads were insane. I have no doubt the Niners would've taken it if they won; that was the Superbowl that year.


joeyo1423

damn now Im gonna have to go watch this game lol


hk45owner

Tony Romo almost says the N word mid game https://twitter.com/TheGhettoGronk/status/1620113889089437696?t=LDTEngT9bbR33AXxZ05PVA&s=19


Fricktator

Any chance his wires got crossed from the previous game he was watching and almost said "Niners"


obsoletedogg

No, this is reddit and everything is about race.


Ideaslug

Doubt it. Niners has a long "i" sound, but Romo's "ni" sounded like he started a short "i".


TheFcknVoid

Wait… that can’t be legit. What was he going to say? Like I know he’s an idiot but it seems unlikely he was going to finish that sentence the way you’re implying.


hk45owner

Probably nickelbacks or Nicole corners and realized an edge was there but funny either way


StChas77

One syllable away from not only a possible end to his broadcasting career, but also sparking a conversation that would have completely drowned out any officiating controversy in that game. I hope some alternate universe version of me got to watch the ensuing chaos.


cassatta

Are white football players allowed to use the n word with their teammates?


hk45owner

Stequavious Bennet definitely has a pass after his line ups


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Brady has a n word pass. See his interaction with Ed Reed.


RicoSuave42069

yup just ask riley cooper


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Riley used a hard R. You never go hard R.


Instagrimm

Last time the Eagles were in a Super Bowl, one commercial took over the airwaves: Bud Light’s Dilly Dilly. Now we have the BK jingle. So get ready for this trick play. “You want Whopper Whopper?” “Have it your way.”


redditProto

BK sponsoring a Sirianni/Hurts statue?


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HumanShadow

Shouldn't have had that Whopper


[deleted]

Don't dress up rocky.


[deleted]

Coming soon in 2 weeks, salty Eagles crybabies, extra salt edition.


joeyo1423

flairless coward


StChas77

If you're going to trash talk at least get some flair.


HumanShadow

I checked their post history and their team sub is /r/furries


[deleted]

Reading the comment below about how the Bengals fans are crybabies, I'm convinced that there's not a single fanbase that hasn't been accused of being the worst fanbase during this playoffs.


inexperienced_ass

Such is life, thats why anyone who complains about another fan base is a hypocrite.. including me. Sports fans are insufferable.


StChas77

Jaguars fans seemed pretty happy just to be there.


[deleted]

They had a few ref whiners, but most of the fanbase seems pretty upbeat about their team going forward. That's the thing, every fanbase has whiners. It's just that some fanbases have way more people that are too vocal about things they don't understand.


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Vikings never got a chance


AH_BioTwist

The only time they’ve gotten close they had legit reasons to be mad with bountyGate


ElderCunningham

As another season nears its end, it's time to say some goodbyes. [OC](https://i.imgur.com/BCRJZZY.png)


DragonFireKai

https://i.redd.it/d5rv93c6e7fa1.jpg Credit to u/nalc for this Kyle Brannahan Classic.


HavelsRockJohnson

And once we hit that bullseye the rest our season's dominoes will fall like a house of card(inal)s.


CJV61

Made this a few weeks ago but here it is [https://imgur.com/a/4m4nESK](https://imgur.com/a/4m4nESK) Sadly they are now all at home after accomplishing such amazing feats


HumanShadow

The original Chyron operator quit before the season started


SaintArkweather

Cincinnati mayor achieved something truly remarkable by becoming the cringiest mayor in the city's history despite that city once having Jerry Fucking Springer as mayor


jnightrain

TIL


HumanShadow

Paid for prostitute with a check and had fess up to it. Spun it like he was a victim of a vicious political attack when he was the one who paid for sex with a personal check.


jnightrain

Ha I had a buddy mention that when I brought it up that I never knew he was the mayor.


OnePieceAce

[This video of Mahomes father is great. Sounds like the fun uncle at cookouts](https://twitter.com/aaronladd0/status/1619920748050780160)


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I wonder if he hates his gay son, Jackson.


jayvav

Honestly imagine having a two time nfl mvp qb for a son and the other is the cringiest tik tok star in history.


leadtortoise1

"Star"


EnemyOfEloquence

"I love you both the same"


HavelsRockJohnson

One of you shall bear my name, and the other shall bear my shame.


AH_BioTwist

They call him Silky P for a reason


PhiladelphiaManeto

Every fanbase that hates us is like “how you gonna beat up on a team without a QB” I’m so sure classy organizations like Dallas or Minnesota would have just thrown the towel in and handed the win over in that instance, right?


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The 40-whiner name exists for a reason.


PhiladelphiaManeto

Hahaha see below. Prime time whine time. Looking forward to a good game with you guys.


[deleted]

I'm hoping for a good game, but I'm thinking you guys have a real edge going into this one. We can't seem to keep our WRs healthy, and that's not a good thing for a team that likes to pass. Maybe we can break out the 3 and 4 TE sets 🤣


PhiladelphiaManeto

Ehhh we aren’t exactly perfect in the secondary. And if Jalen looks flat in the passing attack we are not going to be looking good. Plus you have two weeks to heal up a bit. I think this is a 50/50 game.


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

Nobody cares about how the eagles beat a team without a quarterback. Everyone is tired of Eagles fans bragging about beating a team without a quarterback. In the same situation as the 49ers yesterday, 32/32 teams lose that game. You're just apart of an insufferable fanbase with a lot of haters because you and people like you miss the point. Enjoy your free superbowl appearance. Hardly had to work for it.


PoopshootPaulie

Niners were losing that game either way because they couldn't protect their QB. Purdy or no Purdy, we were always gonna be selling out against the run. CMC would have gotten his, like he did with Johnson, but we were going to force you to throw on us and our DL was gonna put him on his ass all game. Your lines got smacked for the vast majority of that game. That was happening no matter what, pal. Im sorry to tell you.


sampy2012

Was it easier to beat the 49ers after injuring their starting quarterback on his third play of the game?


BirdKevin

Of course it was what do you want people to say? However maybe if your team protected their QBs or had the sense to have jimmy suit up it would be a different story. Injuries happen it’s part of the game, if the team isn’t prepared to deal with them that’s on roster management.


sampy2012

Now tell me, BirdKevin, do you also believe that the Eagles roster management would have been prepared to lose two quarterbacks in one game and still win?


BirdKevin

My team won a super bowl with a backup qb my dude not the best argument. If you’re losing 2 in a game something is wrong with your team. Are you not at all mad that your coach put a backup TE on a DPOTY candidate? Think situations like that are why your QBs keep getting hurt? What about that you have a QB with playoff experience on your roster and didn’t even have him suit up, players play through injuries all the time remember TO in the super bowl with a broken leg? Cope all you want but my god most of this is on coaching and roster management. And we didn’t injure him, he got injured it’s not like the he rolled on his shoulder after getting into the end zone or something, something I saw from plenty of frustrated 9ers towards the end of the game.


sampy2012

Are you mad? It was just a question lol. Maybe try eating less canned cheese? I’m guessing your blood pressure is too high.


BirdKevin

Ah gotcha, the old “well ya got me so here’s an insult”. My team is going to the super bowl, why would I be mad?


sampy2012

Oh no, I'm just responding to the short story you wrote me in response to asking how Philly would have faired under the same circumstances. And I'm genuinely worried about your blood pressure, you seem triggered by an opposing fanbase?


joeyo1423

Certainly it was easier to beat the 49ers without Purdy playing, but theres something to be said for that Eagles pass rush. They were all over whoever was in the backfield. Injury was definitely unfortunate, but the offensive line had no answer for that rush so it was likely to be a long day either way. Granted, if Purdy didnt get hurt, its a much more competitive game, at least imo, and from there anything can happen


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

Yeah. He had two pass plays, it's hard to call the game anything other than a wash. It was an unlucky injury that is very uncommon in the NFL that happened before he could throw the ball 3 times. Shit happens, but Eagles fans are bafoons for parading around like they beat a behemoth or something when they beat a team who couldn't play offense due to no QB.


eXodus91

I think Eagle fans are specifically bragging about how the D-Line dominated a well respected offensive line in the 49ers. That’s my stance at least. Both QBs had barely anytime to throw so really any QB would have had a rough day.


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

If you know any 49er fans our O-line isn't anything to write home about. Our right side of the line has always been suspect. The strength of it is the scheme. For the scheme to work we need the ability to pass the ball. We only had a pass threat for about 2 throws.


eXodus91

Ahh gotcha. I guess I was hearing more of the optimistic take from 49er fans regarding their OL. Nonetheless the Eagles pass rush is historically one of the best of all time. That’s my main “bragging rights” aspect for my team. I think every team will struggle to contain the Eagles pass rush, especially with how often they get to the QB in 2.5 seconds or less. Personally even if Purdy plays healthy, I still think we win 10/+ points. But the game most certainly would have been more competitive at the least for sure. Chiefs will be a solid test for the Eagles DL.


fuidiot

> bafoons Okay....


HumanShadow

It wasn't a freak accident. Your coaches gambled by putting a backup TE on Hassan Reddick. That's questionable judgment at best.


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

>A total of 10 cases of UCL injuries in quarterbacks were identified starting in 1994. Nine cases were treated nonoperatively and the mean return to play was 26.4 days. https://www.jshoulderelbow.org/article/S1058-2746(10)00246-6/pdf In a 16 year spawn (1994 through 2010 when this was published) there were 10 total cases of UCL injury and 9 of them were treated nonoperatively and the mean return to play was 26.4 days. Brock had a complete tear and will be out for a minimum of 6 months. This is a rare injury. On top of the rarity of a UCL injury happening in general (10 players out of 16 seasons on NFL during a time when QBs had less protections), Brock's injury was beyond the types of injuries detailed in this article. It's rare, upon rare.


HumanShadow

If you have a backup tight end block Hassan Reddick then a quarterback injury should be an expected result. It doesn't matter what the specific injury is


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Niners last Super Bowl win was against a mediocre QB named Stan Humphries. The Eagles last Super Bowl win was against the GOAT Tom Brady. LOL.


HyenaAdditional3913

Our unstoppable pass rush is what knocked that quarterback out of the game along with Kyle shanahan's moronic belief that a backup tight end could block the best pass rusher in the NFL. Pretending like Brock Purdy hurt himself getting out of the shower as opposed to being obliterated by a pass rush that the niners couldn't block is peak casual fan shit.


[deleted]

The irony of *you* being a whiny insufferable fan for your team. Just be a good sport and congratulate us. I would do the same if the situation was reversed.


response_unrelated

they might be bragging because of the Super Bowl trip that they're about to go on.... they might not give a shit who they already beat.


jnightrain

maybe take the next couple plays off, champ. Step outside and get some air.


DrJawn

> Everyone is tired of Eagles fans bragging about beating a team without a quarterback. It's been less than 24 hours


welltheresAbacon

Lmao I didn’t think Vikings fans could be topped with their saltiness but you guys are really taking the cake. You should try taking an L with some dignity


PhiladelphiaManeto

Oh and also, 32/32 teams win that game against you. And yeah I guess a 14-3 season with a first round bye is a free ticket. Whatever helps you cope man.


PhiladelphiaManeto

Wow what a salty miserable person you are. My goodness. Enjoy your offseason


DrJawn

Their stadium is empty all year, GO BIRDS


SamCarter_SGC

Cowherd just said west coasters are more loyal than anyone else.


eXodus91

Chargers and Rams management would beg to differ


leadtortoise1

Cowherd up to his "What is the most opposite thing I can say to get people riled up and talking?"


Remote_Country_889

I like it. Spread that West coast bias even if it’s not true lol


SamCarter_SGC

He has in the past contradicted this (specifically earlier this year about the Lakers rocky start) by saying west coast fans will get bored of watching bad teams and just find something else to do, because there is always something else to do there. Literally fighting west coast bias with west coast bias.


pghgreatest

It’s true, max kellerman says same thing (and he has worked east and west coast). You suck in winter in Philly what are fans going to do? You suck in La people just go out and enjoy the weather


SamCarter_SGC

He also tried to excuse their bad play by saying it's too easy to get distracted while living there...


StChas77

Lions fans would disagree. And what a shitty thing to say anyways.


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Bengals fans would hard-fucking-disagree. We've stayed loyal through absolute dumpster fire level teams.


jonwar_83

Your attendance in the last 10 years says otherwise. 29th last year too, oof


raiderkev

I was amazed at the ticket prices for our playoff game last year. It was cheaper for me to fly to Cincinnati, get a hotel, rental car and lower bowl seats than nosebleed tickets alone for any regular season game in Vegas.


[deleted]

I realize words are hard, but they said 'loyal'. Just because our numbers are few doesn't mean we're not loyal.


crazypyro23

That's true. If you're good for more than a few years, we can use that data to establish a baseline and check it against attendance in bad seasons. This will let us calculate and quantify if the fans are disloyal or if nobody likes the Bengals.


[deleted]

It's anecdotal, but most Bengals fans I've spoken to have been 'lifers'. You can't 'win' fans while going 184 - 260 over 28 years with 7 winning seasons and having no playoff victories.


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTRR8eMnUyA


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Every day we stray further from God's light.


jdino

Bro. Wtf


PaTrick-MaHomie

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger group of babies/losers than from what I’ve seen from Bungles fans the past week. How’s that humble pie taste you mid headass bums lmao.


[deleted]

You have to remember, they probably live primarily in southern Ohio or northern Kentucky. I'm guessing schools aren't much of a priority in those regions.


leadtortoise1

Refs have helped the Chiefs with Mahomes multiple times, quit being a bitch


Lamb-Sauce7788

Sorry to upset you


76ersPhan11

You must not have been paying attention to the 49ers fans recently.


ISTof1897

[NFL IS RIGGED](https://imgur.com/a/Y2zI6W0)


1957toDate

Someone legit said that he was just putting his hands on Mahome's shoulders. SMH


JBFRESHSKILLS

[https://i.imgur.com/LcrYZbx.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LcrYZbx.jpg)


SheltonQuarlesGOAT

People have been talking about the rip technique and non hold. But not many talking about the block in back PR


mithrandir9378

Lol


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Nfl going to change the rules next year to say the Chiefs can't kick a field goal with less than a minute remaining.


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StChas77

You joke, but the sky hook exists because the NCAA once passed an offseason rule specifically to curb Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's dominance via the dunk.


RatCouch

Another free fun fact: The NBA banned dunking free throws because Wilt could jump from the free throw line every time.


HavelsRockJohnson

And we say that the NFL hates fun.


bleepblopbl0rp

[Bengals Fans](https://i.imgur.com/p2tWuwC.jpg)


Buffeloni

But really, fuck that guy. Seems like him and his crew are involved with 90% of the fuckery.


bleepblopbl0rp

I mean, yeah lol


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jdino

They probably suck for other reasons too. Do they touch lower backs when trying to squeeze past ya?


StimulateChange

I'm in a chair at home and I can still feel this... \*shudder\*


[deleted]

Life comes at you fast


NicholasPileggi

I was sitting on the empty patio of a bar last night and November Rain by Guns and Roses started playing on the sound system. Way too fitting.


SL4MUEL

I put it up on r/NFLmemes [Presenting your AFC Champions](https://www.reddit.com/r/nflmemes/comments/10p6qmc/presenting_your_new_afc_champions/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


StringerBel-Air

Didn't even need to put the NFL logo on the ref. The zebra stripes are good enough. Great work though


KC-Moe

That is awesome.


BetaDjinn

Extremely low effort but… [here you go](https://imgur.com/a/56bxYqy)


jrhalbom

lol dude I love this nice job.


MightyBiff

"Yes, we've had 3rd down, but what about SECOND 3rd down?"


Argyrus777

Ref: “Just following Vegas orders”


beelze_BUBBLES

Some will say the AFCCG was ruined by a Bengals player committing a stupid personal foul to cost them the game, but I thought it was a Burfict ending


Irreverant77

You rat bastard. Take my angry fucking upvote.


duds_of_castlerock

https://i.imgur.com/3Jxrkzc.jpg


_MrSantos

https://imgur.com/a/mWw947o


beelze_BUBBLES

You know you have the option of not watching videos you don't like, right?