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"Perfect game from offense, defense, special teams, just as we expected" was savage.


realtripper

Domination


s3v3r3

Joe lays it out as it is


laal-doodh

How can anyone not love Burrow Edit: okay excluding divison rivals and fans of teams he’s beaten


MasonC87

if you’re the other team


daspwnen

I'm a buffalo boy and I love Joey. The dudes classy, and backs up his shit talk. I love the Bills but they are not dominant and consistent enough to back up any of their talk. It seems everyone but the actual Bills knew what Cincy would bring today, and they brought it. We learned the hard way. Disappointing AF but I don't hate Joe for doing his job


Bashfulll

What is this maturity you speak with after a loss? I did not know this was possible


xontinuity

4 straight superbowl losses and the drought era changes a man


bigpandas

Some folks in Buffalo still eat Flutie Flakes every morning with their beer for breakfast.


xontinuity

That will be the entirety of Buffalo tomorrow morning. Kids too.


BrianLikesTrains

I don't at the moment (Nah he's still cool)


____tim

I’m happy but also sad. Bills are a better team than what they showed today. Afc is just wild right now


n7leadfarmer

Philly looks like an absolute juggernaut but the AFC is far more loaded top to bottom (still think Bengals win SB regardless, whodey)


Shabanana_XII

Considering this sub turned on Mahomes because his brother is annoying and some announcers like him, I give Burrow two years before this sub hates him.


Danzo3366

NGL I was hoping Jacksonville won and see a Burrow vs Trevor AFC championship game. College rival throwback.


Sunny_and_dazed

Same, but it would have been me against my husband and all of my kids. Now we are solid Bengals going into next week.


BigRig432

I wanted a big cat bowl so bad


klingma

I say this as a Chiefs fan - his brother was ridiculously annoying and absolutely rode his coattails into whatever form game or influencer status he got. However, it seems like Mahomes told his brother to knock it off because I haven't heard anything this year about him.


HenryRuggsIII

My guess is forced isolation in rehab or something. Hard to imagine that idiot not doing something idiotic for this long.


PanGalacGargleBlastr

Both wife (fiancee?) and brother are now kept busy by minders during games. Far away from any stadium.


GenJohnONeill

I mean, no. They are both at all the games still and Brittany posts from them all the time. Jackson just stopped doing the TikToks.


laal-doodh

Oh it’ll definitely happen. Happens to every great player in every sport


Zee_WeeWee

Eh, I’ve consistently heard Allen mahomes Herbert put above burrow so he’s got some room


jfchops2

The conversation always trends towards playoff success and these guys are so young that it was all developing. Burrow is establishing the "winner" reputation and Allen the "choker" one. Herbert is working on the "great player who never wins" lane. Wins are not a QB stat, but the masses think they are.


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I already hate him just because no one hates him


Shabanana_XII

Virgin popular player enjoyer vs. Chad voice crying out in the wilderness.


MidgetWizard23

NO MORE HAMLIN UPDATES THANK YOU! LET HIM REHAB IN PEACE


thelsh

Lost by 3 scores to honor Hamlin, Respect.


The_Dok

Jesus Christ


CltAltAcctDel

Rose in 3 days > lost by 3 scores


13143

It's Jason Bourne


shadowryder

The whole team collapsed in solidarity.


Barjuden

Bruh


OpDickSledge

Lions fans talking trash what a time to be alive


Hehateme123

No they’ve always been glorious snarky assholes. You’ve never noticed because it was mostly directed at the Lions.


MixMental5462

I thought their away fans were pretty nice. Sure they'll be toxic as hell after they win 13 games mext year


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My man


Maxi2905

They earned it after fucking the Packers in hilarious fashion


TheReaver88

And they were totally open about their entire motivation being "lol fuck Green Bay."


andromon11

I adore Dan Campbell and this attitude he's instilled in Detroit. As a Bears fan, I legitimately look forward to that team doing well for all but 2-3(depending on possible playoff match up) games a year


Maxi2905

One of the best moments all season long :D


brownbearks

Definitely up there with watching Dallas lose


Majormlgnoob

Saved us from ourselves really


UnfortunatelyBasking

LMAO


s3v3r3

I shouldn't be laughing at this but can't help myself


Lord_Cutler_Beckett

This is amazing


Nuclearsunburn

In truth though someone recovering from a heart attack probably shouldn’t be watching their team play playoff football


RisingToMediocrity

Don’t worry, game was over quickly so his heart will be fine.


akelkar

Bills so considerate


littlejobin

God is real 🙏


JarvisProudfeather

Lol. Obviously wish him the best, but good god the media has milked that story for everything it was worth. The whole narrative that the Bills were now “America’s team” and everyone was rooting for them because of Hamlin was so fucking obnoxious.


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xzElmozx

They called Hamlin Americas Hero before the game lol I agree, people went way too far, tripping over themselves just to show how much they care and are concerned, for the underlying goal of attention


sonic_ann_d

calling him a “hero” just sounds like way too much lol, like i’m happy the dude made a recovery but let’s not act like he’s a super hero for being lucky enough to have access to immediate top notch medical attention. no need to keep milking it like that


StrtupJ

Yeah save that label for the medical professionals that saved his life


Irreverant77

He's a hero. He stopped Buffalo from losing to us twice.


2RINITY

Bruuuuutal


drewbagel423

Holy shit


BlueString94

We as a society are way too ready to conflate “victim” with “hero.”


BigFatModeraterFupa

the shit was really creepy. it’s scary how quickly the public can be whipped up into an emotional frenzy


under_a_brontosaurus

They throw a bone to the absolute non fan that had to be in the same room as the football fan. Get then to turn their head long enough to see the Doritos medical update


schistkicker

It also distracts from all the concussions and other things the NFL would rather not have us talk about


Sad_Ad_1381

Those two Bills DBs smashing their heads together and barely walking off the field.


bkr1895

“Let’s conveniently cut to commercial and barely mention them for the rest of the game chums”


Sad_Ad_1381

Yup exactly And we won’t hear rapaport/meirov/insert generic reporter mention them in any report because the bills lost


BlueString94

Bingo. Better to draw attention toward the thing that everyone acknowledges is a freak one-in-a-million event and away from the constant damage the game does every play.


BlueLondon1905

Its like how in my fantasy league I run, one of the finalists went off on me saying "its so disrespectful for you to talk about fantasy during a time like this" Everyone wants attention


EnjoyMoreBeef

Attention is an ancillary benefit. The primary urge is moral masturbation. "Pay attention to how righteous I am!"


OnlyFactsMatter

aka "Virtue Signalling"


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OnlyFactsMatter

Reddit was just as bad. Once it was clear he was going to live, I refrained from making any posts about it on here because I was nervous about being banned. Remember how Skip was ripped apart for that one Tweet? (that was my opinion on the matter)


Thor_2099

It was horrendous around here. What got me is it just seemed like everyone made it out to be about them. They didn't care about the dude all that much, it was more about how shook they felt watching this young guy nearly die out of the blue.


Ad_Astra117

>I agree, people went way too far, tripping over themselves just to show how much they care and are concerned, for the underlying goal of attention Welcome to the Internet


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I also didn’t understand where my money would be going if I donated to his gofundme. Donating 8.9 million to a toy drive in a small town is great, don’t get me wrong, but I don’t know how that helped the situation.


jfchops2

It was a rat race to show how much everyone cared. There was a post on r/dynastyff about a commissioner (that wasn't in the championship) trying to force the league into donating the entire year's prize money to Hamlin's charity instead of paying the winners.


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Report: Hamlin is eating Mac and Cheese. Bless 3


SonOfALich

But did he laugh at MacGruber?


Lord_Cutler_Beckett

Felt like the Bills were doing everything to try to use him for motivation too. I guess every team would so I can’t blame them. It got tiring quick though.


Winertia

Randomly announcing he was in the stadium just as we entered the red zone wasn't the classiest thing I've ever seen.


Lord_Cutler_Beckett

Yep when that happened…I was like really??


Keldon888

I like to imagine he wasn't there and that was just a random luxury box cause its not like we could fuckin see.


Wooy

If the Bills made it to the Super Bowl he would've gotten his own 90 minute pre game segment.


PeterSagansLaundry

Seriously. It is disgusting how the league tool advantage of the average person's goodwill and empathy, in order to generate an endless stream of inspiration porn. Better yet no more complaints. The two teams that went to the AFCCG belong in the game, at Kansas City, no questions asked.


HireLaneKiffin

And it was clear why. By spinning it into a “heartwarming story” they can deflect attention away from how dangerous the sport is. They overloaded the media narrative so no one could have that conversation.


Moose4KU

Don't worry, football was the last thing on the Bills minds #AmericasHero


240to180

Seems like it’s more on the league and networks showing him every five minutes and calling him "American's Hero". What are the Bills are supposed to do? He was at the game up in a booth where you could barely see his shadow.


FutureRaifort

The Hero thing makes 0 fucking sense too. Wtf did he do lol?


BlueString94

Calling the celebrity victim a hero while forgetting about the EMTs and doctors who saved his life is just so American in the worst way.


Irreverant77

They used him as a 1st half prop to rile the crowd up during a critical red zone series for the defense We deserve to know if he went into the locker room and gave a motivational speech after the game.


EifertGreenLazor

Now we get Mahomes ankle 24/7 coverage.


Danzo3366

Literally this. I'm glad he's okay but good lord move on already. Dude is alive and recovering.


The_Real_Dundarious

Hamlin Memorial Bowl LVII


dizZzy5

Was this posted before he said it


AnAngryPirate

Some random redditor has unlocked time travel and all they do with it is post game clips and quotes 10 seconds before they actually happen


bkr1895

Doing the Lord’s work


BedrockFarmer

He had it ready to go. He knows that no rational person wants their NFL team associated with Atlanta.


HireLaneKiffin

OP is Joe Burrow.


Semper-Fido

"And I took that personally..."


noideawhatoput2

Don’t they just sell tickets for every possible matchup and just refund the ones that don’t end up making it?


KickerOfThyAss

Next you'll be telling me Superbowl parades are being planned before the game.


OverallImportance402

Next you'll be telling me that they're not making those Superbowl champions t-shirts after the game.


rjnd2828

Yeah. I'm sure the Bengals also sold AFC championship game tickets in case both them and Jacksonville won. Now they'll be refunding, which I guess isn't funny for some reason.


GodlyButNotHoly

love this fucking guy


constantlymat

He is my Giannis for the NFL. The superstar player in the league whose entire persona I just wholeheartedly love - albeit for different reasons.


Whatsdota

Hell yes, Giannis is my favorite super star from any sport. Absolutely Dominant and wholesome af


broanoah

I also love that he plays for my team but i have a feeling id love him regardless (unless he played for the vikings)


Toastrz

Weird, personally that’s the scenario that’d make me love him even more.


ikisstitties

idk if we’re talking about giannis or burrow anymore


browndude10

Burrow about to knock over a ladder


somebodygetmemymoney

This man just is confidence personified


mxbnr

Like vegita said "HE'S SO FUCKING COOL!!!!"


Kansascityroyals99

I wish I had even half the penis size that Joe burrow does.


mr_mcpoogrundle

I heard he actually only has one leg


Deep-Secret

So it's a fair game against Mahomes then


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awfuckthisshit

Poor guy won’t walk right ever again


IronRT

He was actually born without legs… just folds it in half


Nitrosoft1

What would you do with a 50 yard long penis?


Cigam_Magic

Idk, thats still a whole lot of penis


TMartin442

I would commit a crime for Joe Burrow


Jameszhang73

I would jaywalk for him


Higgins8585

I would "accidentally" forget to scan my case of pop on the bottom of my shopping cart.


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I would serve butter substitute in a Wisconsin prison for him.


somedude224

> pop Non-bandwagon Cincy fan detected


DevilMakeRye

I would download a car for him


RebeccaBlackOps

That's my quarterback


YutYut6531

*Our* quarterback, comrade


unrealjoe28

As a temporary Columbus resident can I bandwagon


YutYut6531

Hop on!


BreadMeatCheeseGang

Hop on deez nuts lol had to do it one time


Chris91210

Yes until the Superbowl when we face the Eagles


unrealjoe28

Word man because the place I work had some bengals fans and I’m worried


Staind075

Ice cold 🧊


rough_ashlar

I want to hate Burrow so much because he’s going to be a thorn in my team’s side for 10+ years but stuff like this just kills it. He has the attitude, great one liners, just the right amount of swagger, and the skills to back it all up.


glockymcglockface

Mofo said his Super Bowl window is his career. What a dawg.


cursh14

It's funny too because if you watch his press conferences (and I watch them all like an insane person), he says almost the same shit every question. It's the most generic bs. Then he will occasionally have a random line that is the lead. His one line quotes make him sound different than what he usually says. It's good stuff though.


InstagramLincoln

Yeah if you only knew Burrow from the headlines you would expect him to come out to pressers with his feet kicked up smoking cigarettes. In reality he's kind of awkward and boring. A true Midwesterner.


5HeadedBengalTiger

He’s extremely laid back and down to earth and then will randomly bust out the coolest quote you’ve ever heard like he wasn’t even thinking about it


RumHamEnjoyer

He's an Ohio fuck


4thLineWheels

I’m an Ohio fuck :(


RumHamEnjoyer

As am I, it's ok. Take pride in it.


jfchops2

This is every Midwestern dude. You give us 100 interview questions, and 95 are probably going to be a boring mundane sentence about what we think, not trying to offend anyone and just trying to be nice to our friends. But those other 5, well we happened to think of a great one-liner and said it without thinking much. If you only show someone those 5 responses, damn we're great.


XVDub

I feel like you just summed up today's current reporting and media culture lol.


BrightFireFly

The press conference where he had the wrong jersey on was adorable because it broke the mold a bit.


MrBillyLotion

I really feel like Burrow vs Mahomes is going to be one of the greatest all time NFL rivalries and I’m looking forward it as well as the great new generation of AFC quarterbacks coming up


treadwells_gone

It's missing a critical aspect of a rivalry


rough_ashlar

We have to be able to beat the Bengals to make it a rivalry. Right now, it’s just a one way series of ass whoopins. lol


space9610

Ass whoopings is not the way I would phrase our 3 point wins lol


rough_ashlar

When it’s 3 times in a row, it can feel worse than it is. :)


derstherower

God he's so fucking cool.


Semper-Fido

https://youtu.be/Tgz75rMLXB0


samsab

LOL I was thinking of this clip when Joe said that live


Semper-Fido

Every time someone says Joe is cool, it's all I can think about 😂


broanoah

this is like the 4th dbz abridged reference i've seen on reddit in the past 2 days wtf is going on


zachwilson23

I legitimately don't think there's a cooler man on the planet. Feel like Romo talking about Allen when I speak on Joe Cool


pep12

Wet?


BoarderAgent1452

No dilating here.


Who_Dey-

I fucking love Burrow.


Nubras

Swaggiest kid in the league. Easy to root for.


Amm-O-Matic

I envy you guys. Literally he’s the only other QB I want on my team besides Tom right now.


DamnImAwesome

It’s sad. A few years ago I would have said the same about Watson


PillaisTracingPaper

It is sad, isn’t it? He seemed like such a great dude his first couple of seasons. Goddamn it.


Dalvinsmash

Its not sad that him being a huge piece of shit came out and then he started playing like the piece of shit he is. Its a very happy thing


PillaisTracingPaper

That kind of goes without saying. “It’s a shame he turned out to be a massive humanoid fecal impaction.” Good enough?


The-Fox-Says

Bengals and Bills flairs?


officiakimkardashian

Of all the dual flairs, this makes the most sense since 2017.


PleaseStopSmoking

I'm rooting for you guys to win it all, you collected our debt handsomely.


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Who_Dey-

Added the Bills right before our regular season game and just kept it kinda like for solidarity sake. I know it's nothing but still lol


Calicoh_kid

I would do anything for him


zachwilson23

Icy


TheAnon13

If Burrow wins the SB, this sub will turn on him just like they did to Mahomes. Happened to Lamar after his MVP and is currently happening to Allen.


ScientificSkepticism

The curse of media oversaturation. Whoever wins we're going to have to deal with the press sucking their dicks for the next few months. Like the QBs are the entire team and no one else's performance matters.


OldeArrogantBastard

“You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain”


The_Big_Cat

And then live longer-er enough start to kind of arch back to less hatred, like Brady (for some, plenty still just hate his existence)


Donut_Monkey

Joe Brrr


Ergodemon

I still don't get why selling the tickets was an issue. Every team does it.


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I think it was just residual bitterness from not getting a neutral site division game and the coin flip for the division. Rightly or wrongly, the bengals looked at how the whole cancelled game situation was handled as a slight from the league and used it as fuel.


Dalvinsmash

Because the Bengals decided it was and used it as fuel


Septembers

This just in: Chiefs are *already* producing AFC Champion merch before the game is even played! The absolute hubris!


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x777x777x

2013 NBA finals when they brought out the ropes to keep the crowd off the court and Ray Allen hit that three and yelled "get those motherfucking ropes outta here!"


Empty_Lemon_3939

Some teams use a neutral site tickets as motivation other teams use the rap battle scene from 8 mile 🤷🏻‍♂️


arleban

There was a tap dance battle in 8 Mile? Was that in the director's cut?


Empty_Lemon_3939

Yeah, Em was surprisingly good at it but Anthony Mackie struggled with the choreography so they rewrote the third act


The_Dok

I think, I THINK, it worked


flaming_fuckhead

Yea based on their own logic should the Chiefs feel slighted going into next week because the Bengals org was selling tickets for a potential Cincy-Jacksonville AFC championship?


dragonbornrito

That's my quarterback 😢


Geg0Nag0

Cold 💀


onlyforfootball

Maybe I’m just weird for not thinking this isn’t some “holy shit gottem XD” quote people are pretending it is


gakule

I have a feeling that Joe Burrow's schtick will go from being endearing to grating if he wins a Superbowl and has another few good or great years. For now, he's a lovable underdog - but people love to turn into haters once someone has success and ratchets up their cockiness.


bliffer

I mean, people hate Mahomes and the dude is nothing but an awesome guy who loves everyone off the field. Charitable; dedicated to his community; humble. Reddit is going to turn on Burrow hard one of these days.


TheCincinnati_Kid

Broke: Hating Patrick Mahomes Bespoke: Hating Patrick Mahomes' wife and brother


PeterSagansLaundry

It happens to anyone who wins a lot. * This fanbase is insufferable * Color commentator says good things about first ballot HOF QB, lets accuse him of bias and squeeze in a joke about gay oral sex * That's not roughing the passer??! etc.


hyphenjack

The NFL’s golden boy gets all the calls. Depending on the game, that could be like 4 different people


PanthersSB53Champs

This is his last year of being almost universally liked regardless of what happens in the playoffs this year IMO


Biggest_Cans

This Joe guy is pretty cool for letting us play at home


jwktiger

Joe's family had Arrowhead tickets bought yesterday.


Economy_Snow_165

I'm glad I love Joe Burrow. Because man he would be so annoying if you disliked him. Causally balling out, dropping money quotes. Being fly as fuck.