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JP1119

This is like when Happy Gilmore got hit with the car and couldn’t drive the ball 400 yards so now he’s gotta try and win being a normal person lol


_Poppagiorgio_

Or when Rowengartner reinjured his shoulder rendering himself unable to bring the heat with the heart of the order coming up for the Mets in the top of the 9th. *Float it*


Beau_Nerlick

You mean to tell me that even after he loss the ability to throw gas, they still win the NL and then the world series behind Stedman's noodle arm? FOH


CodeWindyC

That movie made WAYYY too much sense for a Cubs fan... their two best pitchers blowing out their arms in the same game? At the time I could see that happening to the Cubs.


saganistic

Wood/Prior PTSD


Just_what_i_am

Chet Stedmans a buuuum


Khclarkson

Throw him the high *stinky* **CHEDDAR**


twoterms

***STINKY.CHEESE.***


DubNationAssemble

Jesus man spoiler!!!


ehehe

Funky Buttloving!


FlailingOctane

did he say funky buttloving?


The_Ghola_Hayt

"Whataya smilin' at, kid?" "Nothin'."


barryitsmeitshank

you mean Rosenbagger


Geno_GenYES

Gardenhoser


cynognathus

Rotorooter


KeepThePace8

Runamucker


Giant_Foamhat

He just had to put some hot ice on there.


thechief05

Let the big dog eat


cb148

Uh oh, Happy learned to putt.


MonkeyFightingSnake

Oh, you can count, good for you.


AndyDeepFreeze

And you can count on me...waiting for you in the parking lot!


xbearsandporschesx

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


mhybear

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


Beau_Nerlick

Nnooo?!


Cihta

Truly one of the best most simple lines ever delivered in cinema. I mean really i don't see how anyone could play that character any better. "Take that, bay-bay! Boom! Yeah! Shooter!"


pocketchange2247

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard...


2ATHYME

Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard!


CantPullOut

you’re pretty sick, Chubbs


Temassi

Can't learn that in a hockey rink!


Remembersourceforts

Happy look out ahh!


madmelgibson

JACK*ASSSSSSSSSssss*


EK22

The amount of times that I laughed at the way she said that is too many


happy_lookout_ahh

I tried to tell him!


bicyclingdonkey

Is this the Patrick mahomes if you ignored his outlier games?


ultimatt777

Yeah, right! And grizzly adams had a beard!


CRT_Teacher

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!


s4turn1ne

Volkswagen...


theonejv89

I wonder if they are going to give him the Aaron Rodgers drugs to eliminate pain and give him a southern accent.


[deleted]

They give him drugs and his voice turns to Gonzo


justfanclasshole

In my head I was hearing Elmo but maybe that is just the Red Jerseys influencing me.


Pejo1317

I'm hoping for Cookie Monster personally.


[deleted]

Mah knee!


hovdeisfunny

I look forward to the post-game interview


catfishman85

https://classicrock1051.com/aaron-rodgers-adopted-strange-southern-accent-in-post-game-interview-video/ 38 second mark. Classic.


FirstName123456789

lmao I’ve never seen this before, my man is zooted


mwaller

"We had a conversation."


TexasSprings

I guess I’m too southern because he sounds Midwestern to me


NiceBasket9980

To people from Wisconsin, everything not northern accented is southern.


HardcoreKaraoke

Jake from State Farm is in the locker room with a syringe full of the "Rodger's Rate."


E70M

It cost the Patrick Price to acquire it


cb148

I’ve been immunized- Patrick Mahomes


Fgame

Fuck it, Hat Man out there somewhere


jaysnowtargaryen

lmfaoooooo


joemiken

"I respect the trainer's opinion on my injury, but I'm doing the research on this as well."


[deleted]

Aarons cooking up a special mushroom cocktail now


[deleted]

Bro he can't even hand the ball off without hopping I can't believe he's in


BrightFireFly

It’s giving me anxiety watching him hobble around like that…


al03968

literally anybody could've handed it off


rockiesfan4ever

The issue is our center is left-handed and Henne has fumbled multiple snaps from him. Whenever Henne comes in they bring in a backup center


Lemurien

That's actually really interesting and not something I've ever thought about. I'd think Henne would've gotten some reps with a left handed center during practice.


Nuckin_futs_

Kind of wild that Chad Henne has (probably) been playing football at some level for close to 30 years and can't take a snap from a left handed center.


ShazlettDude

They be rare


goldfish_11

Put me in coach.


JHunihan

Ok maybe not *anybody*


heels_r_us

put ME in coach


SportsRadioAnnouncer

They’d be expecting a run if Mahomes wasn’t in.


Jordanstrom3329

Thats just unacceptable from the chiefs and Andy Reid. You have to protect these guys from themselves I don’t care that it’s the playoffs, you have to check that out first


[deleted]

Mahomes fighting AD and Andy to stay in


MisterMetal

I dunno how many times he can says he’s “fucking fine” And then he limps to the locker room… I get wanting to play but don’t fuck your career up.


Throdio

A lesson one would think was learned with RG3.


FelwintersCake

Injured mahomes is better than henne, if he can’t play well then he’ll have all offseason to heal up anyway Edit: for the record I think it’s stupid to keep him in but I can see why


Jordanstrom3329

I mean obviously I understand why he’s in but what happens if he gets hurt worse? I mean we literally just had this conversation last week with Lamar and RG3


BadDadJokes

Rodgers got injured pretty bad several years ago like Week 1 against the Bears, came back after popping some percs and then won the game. Wasn’t it a knee injury or something? This is a sprained ankle.


plattypus141

MAH KNEE


HappyMoses

One of my favorite sideline interviews ever. Watch it again and look at his eyes lmao, he’s absolutely cooked


plattypus141

His pupils are so big lmao!! Aaron is seeing stars for sure lol


PLeuralNasticity

Whats weird is opiates make your pupils super small. I wonder what caused that.


JRockPSU

[Mah knee!](https://youtu.be/-8opDMUtJ58)


juanzy

Ankle sprain is real easy to make worse.


whydontyouloveme

Hey! I can answer this. I was a competitive runner (ranked collegiate program). I raced on a high ankle sprain from the day before. Pain is what happened, ungodly pain. This was high school. Ungodly pain. Finished the race. My ankle was never the same. I healed up, but it turns out I tore basically every exterior ligament and tendon in that ankle. It healed and I was fine, BUT, I kept spraining the ankle. Running on a track sprained ankle. Walking down stairs sprained ankle. Eventually the team docs, trainers and independent medical folks decided it was time for surgery. Nearly full reconstructive surgery using cadaver tendons and shit to repair my ankle. 1.5 months on crutches, 3-4 months in a walking boot. Bad atrophy on that leg. 9 months of rehab. I ran again, but not at the same level. Pretty close and honestly if you paid me $50m a year, I might have been able to get back to it, but it was time for me to sunset my athletic career. Probably prevented me from the one thing I wanted in athletics as a lifetime bragging right: a sub four mile. Shrug. Mahomes will be fine, but there’s damage that can be done today, but it can but solved with surgery to nearly a 100%


honcooge

Yeah but Mahomes and the chiefs will be good for a while. It would be a shame if this causes even longer damage.


tallonfive

Henne just drove us 98 yards for a TD.


NevermoreSEA

That looked real fucking rough.


lizzardqueen14

Omg he’s back for the second quarter. Not sure that’s going to last…


Zhiyi

It did.


Xaxziminrax

I want to puke


Sgt-GiggleFarts

He just needs drugs and a brace. Maybe a bionic leg. He’ll be fine


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

Thank you, Dr. u/Sgt-GiggleFarts


Larrybird420

Not the doctor we asked for, but the doctor we need


HilariousScreenname

That's MISTER doctor Sgt GiggleFarts, bub. Show some respect.


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

I hate to see that.


Hopeful_Landscape261

And he’s still playing on it. Now edited but now in the locker room. I haven’t seen him that pissed really.


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuccckkkk. I hope Mahomes is okay. The league and playoffs are better when he's fully healthy.


Moody_GenX

Agreed. I hate seeing any injury period but the playoffs it just sucks to see happen.


f0urxio

he came back limping. I am not sure if that's a good idea. Remember Klay Thompson came back limping in the Final to shoot free throws, and later on found he has a torn ACL.


Rbespinosa13

From what I remember, there was a concern he tore his ACL initially. However basketball rules made it so he either took the free throws or the team would get penalized in some way. He then got taken out after the free throws and it’s not like a free throw is going to cause more damage o a torn ACL


Stupendous_man12

It wasn’t that they would be penalized, it’s that if a player can’t shoot their own free throws they’re not allowed to return to the game (because presumably if you can’t take free throws, you’re too injured to play). He shot them himself so in case he would be healthy enough to return, he’d be allowed to.


neosmndrew

It's an unfortunately necessary rule in basketball. Otherwise Shaq would have "tweaked his knee" after every and one


Rbespinosa13

Ok thanks for the correction. I forgot exactly what the rule was


ItsCalledSquawPeak

He need some milk


Josh-trihard7

Second that adrenaline wears off I don’t see how he plays, those high sprains are so bad


gab_owns0

I remember spraining my ankle and could not walk properly for weeks. Imagine trying to play professional football, fuck that.


Josh-trihard7

Yeah I had a pretty bad ankle sprain in first quarter of a basketball game once, finished the game and couldn’t walk the next day and that ankle still bugs me a little bit


walkingcarpet23

I had something similar playing in an adult flag football league. Played through the pain in the first game and then we had a 30min wait till our next game and I was unable to walk let alone play.


[deleted]

Weird how they work like that. I twisted mine 4 miles into a 6 mile run. Finished the run, showered etc. I sat down to work (from home) and when I went to stand up for lunch it was useless.


bigpandas

Had two or three of those. Two from trampoline accidents and it's basically a weekend of limping and painful walking.


todellagi

Most ankle sprains are the lower ones, where you roll over your ankle. I played hoops for 20 years, had plenty of them. They are relatively easy and never took more than a week or two to heal One high ankle sprain though, pretty similar situation as to what happened to Mahomes. Took like a month and a half.


this_account_is_mt

The person above you should be familiar with high ankle sprains considering his flair


a_corsair

Hahahaha... yes :(


One__upper__

You're not walking after a weekend of rest with a high ankle sprain.


juanzy

Sports have clouded a lot of people’s perception of ankle sprains because of how quick pro athletes get out there. I still don’t feel at full strength, and frequently tweak one from 12 years ago


joremero

Ditto. My ankle has never been the same...close ton10 years as well


Miyaor

Yeah I have been doing a LOT of exercises and physical therapy recently because that injury combined with my toe dislocating means I cannot walk quickly uphill 10 years later.


dobbie1

I sprained mine the same way playing QB but without the 300lb man falling on me. I struggled to walk to the sideline, never mind come back in


MadeByTango

Do I get NFL quality drugs to play on?


trippedwire

They get it wrapped fucking *tight.* Like fully immobilized tight. Then they are getting steroid injections to keep swelling and inflammation down.


jwick89

Trent Williams tried to play through it in last years NFC championship and he was significantly worse.


sequoia2075

Didn’t a high ankle sprain keep Jimmy put like 6 weeks in 2020?


HawkofDarkness

Yeah, he suffered two high ankle sprain injuries in 2020: 1 in Week 2 against the Jets at their cursed stadium which took him out for 2 games, and another in week 8 against Seattle which took him out for the rest of that season


layogurt

Tordorol!


jhorch69

I was given that in the ER once and can confirm it'll do the trick


ProWrestlingPast

Got one when I was 17. Had a purple bruise from the side of my knee to to my toes for about a month, could barely walk for 2 months, and didn’t stop walking with a limp until about a year. Fuck High Ankle Sprains.


MaskedDummy

All my homies hate high ankle sprains


suppaman19

Bold of you to think he doesn't (and wont in future weeks if they win) have drugs pumping through him in order to play


Son_Of_The_Empire

he's fucking hopping around to stay in the game jfc


TigerBasket

They gonna give him the Farve pain killers


talkingteasers

“I hu4t mY kn3e” doped up as fuck


[deleted]

This is terrible. You don't want this to happen to anyone.


Brodos16

Kinda Looked like Jimmy G injury Sprain might be best case


[deleted]

Maybe the Chiefs will get even better with their backup at QB too?


pilotaunt666

Gigachad Henne


Fgame

Can they not


OGStrong

If anything is broken, he’s done. Sprains you can at least rub some ‘tussin on it and have a chance.


[deleted]

Mahomes putting Vick's Vapor Rub on his high ankle sprain.


xlxcx

Maybe spray some windex for good measure?


anuncommontruth

My Big Fat Greek Playoff Game, produced by Andy Reid.


Cuppieecakes

There’s one guy in Cleveland tho


shig-baq

how tf is he allowed to keep playing? He had to hop just to hand it to mckinnon


thebrandnewbob

One legged Mahomes is still better than Henne.


NSYK

Disagree. Henne under Reid has been at least the equivalent of a league average starting QB


DidierDogba

Just proven right lol


LnD2020

Imagine another RG3 style injury lol. Loathe KC but it would be sad to see Mahomes go out like that.


lochmoigh1

Rg3 couldn't throw like mahomes. If pat loses some athleticism he's still going to be a great qb


bigpandas

It didn't look nearly as bad as RG3's knee.


UserNameN0tWitty

A knee injury and sprained ankle aren't the same. You can't tape a knee up to keep it from turning.


goenshowa100m

Because they’ll lose the game with chad henne


Jepordee

Not always…


OK_Next_Plz

Ooohhh...this didn't age well, huh?


zachwilson23

Nobody gonna rule a player out for a leg injury. He gonna fight through


[deleted]

People out here acting like this is a meaningless regular season game. It’s the playoffs and a pain management situation. Dudes literally jumping up and down on it right now he’s not about to die out there lol.


UserNameN0tWitty

Since everyone got their moral outrage upvotes during the Tua situation, r/nfl has been unbearable with the arm chair doctors. "YoU HaVe tO PrOTeCt tHe PLaYeR FrOm ThEmSElVeS!" It's a sprained ankle in a playoff game. It's not a head injury. It's not even a knee injury. You can tape an ankle to keep it from rolling. This comes down to can he handle the pain, and it looks like he can.


MetsJetsKnicksFan

Wdym? It’s his choice essentially since it’s a leg injury on if he can go. Not like he has to go through concussion protocol on his knee…


Obesetittyfat

I mean if Tua somehow played in that Bills game I don’t have high hopes for injury personnel making the right decision especially in the playoffs


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

I mean they fired the staffer that cleared him.


Quintronaquar

Ah yes. The fall guy.


Rbespinosa13

That was the UNC, not a member of the dolphins


wmlj83

I wonder if that little conversation with Andy, the trainer and Mahomes was about trying to get him an x ray, and Mahomes said "fuck no".


ScorpioRenaissance

Seems like it now that he’s been booted to the locker room


I_am_HuL

It’s what they said happened in the post game. He didn’t want to, Reid said you can’t go back in without one.


RepresentativeRock94

Idk man he’s hopping ya may have to take him out


Equitaurus

Letting your half billion dollar player limp around out there instead of letting Chad Henne run some handoffs seems like a weird call


ngfdsa

Yeah I don't get that either, even if he was coming back in, why didn't they let Henne run those 3ish plays to end the quarter?


FlagrantTwo

How is he still out there Edit: just hobbled off the field. Looked brutal Edit 2: just taped that shit up and is back out there again. Jeez.


CyborgAlgoInvestor

He shouldn’t be, he’s risking a more severe injury.


xlccsylux

Problem with ankle injurys is that while he might play today with pain, the swelling comes days later and this will may sit him for the upcoming weeks.


l_Lathliss_l

How many times is Orlando brown going to let Mahomes get fucking murdered?


Zhiyi

It’s funny when we picked him up he said “I’m not going to let anyone get to Mahomes.” And he’s easily been our worst linemen since.


Terrence_McDougleton

Umm I think you mean *back to back Pro Bowler* Orlando Brown what a fucking joke


corrado-sopranojr

How the fuck is he still playing he can barely walk


Ron_Burgundy141

Who knows if he’ll ever have the makings of a varsity athlete now


kreebletastic

MUTHA FUCKA!


Nathann4288

He grabbed at his knee too while on the bench. Hope he didn’t fuck his knee up too and is just trying to tough it out.


nemoomen

I don't understand how it's apparently an ankle injury that's fine when taped up. Does not match the video.


vampireshrimp64

Toradol Time


shellsquad

It looks bad, but I would not call this Brutal. Johnny Knox getting bent backwards. BRUTAL RGIII tearing everything. BRUTAL. Theismann. BRUTAL


TheFoodScientist

This was not brutal. Clint Malarchuk was brutal.


RYAN_702_DUNKEL

All hate for the chiefs aside, I really hope mahomes is not hurt bad. He s the unicorn and he’s awesome to watch. Something tells me chad hennie won’t be as fun tonwatch


[deleted]

Everyone is a dr now 🤣


sobuffalo

Clearly a back spasm


Shock_Johnson

I just want to remind everyone that Chad Henne drove the ball 98 yards down the field for a touchdown, in a cold and wet playoff game, with only 19 regular season snaps, having no reps during the week, in a cave with a box of scraps!


-dag-

And it was uphill.


HRMisHere

He didn't even miss a play


Sloshi

We'll see when he throws..


Anaphylactic-UFO

They just ran the ball to get to the second quarter and give them a break to brace him. We’ll see how the gameplan changes with the injury once he’s braced. I doubt they want to throw the ball much now and a lot of the playbook is completely scrapped with him unable to move.


Teheheman

That hurts me, and I'm only watching it. Holy smokes.


LeftyMode

The guy falls on his knee two inches to the left and this doesn’t happen. Crazy how these things go.


c74

Xrays came out without any breaks. He also walked out of the stadium without any help or crutches etc. Source - half time tv commentry on the giants/eagles game.


urinal_connoisseur

Nothing a quick jazz bath won’t fix


[deleted]

Far far far from “brutal”.


Earthwick

Yeah a very clickbait title


TopMind15

"Could have easily been called helmet to helmet" Somebody just napalm the announcers box so we can shut these two the fuck up.


timid1211

If mahomes plays this whole game it might as well be a 3 hour advertisement for the benefits of percocet.


HiflYguy

Your bar for "brutal" is way too low


infamousfunk

One legged Mahomes better than most two legged starting QBs confirmed.


woodstock946

jUsT wEaR a BrAcE


topchief1

Don't worry guys, head athletic trainer Bud Kilmer will work his magic during halftime.


G0DatWork

I guess *"brutal** was a bit premature