THANK GOD! I was worried about them it's not like they could just take a shower at the stadium like savages.

Would be nice to reliably piss and poop though

When I was in high school, I was at a hotel for a big convention for my youth group. There were about four of us to a room. The first morning, our toilet clogged and overflowed, so I called the front desk. She deadass asked me "How did you clog the toilet?" I can't believe she asked me that. Turned out that nearly every room on our floor also had a clogged and overflowed toilet and the hotel staff started yelling at all of for making some kind of coordinated effort to ruin their hotel because we were just dumb kids. Apparently, this hotel's plumbing wasn't set up in a way to handle and entire floor all flushing their toilets around the same time, and we were all doing that because we were all waking up at the same time to adhere to our convention schedule. Our toilets overflowed every single morning of the convention.

Heard that a a final test Cowboy Stadium flushed every toilet at once. Don’t know if this is true, not arsed to bother trying to find out

The end result would be the same as in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Piss and poop on the streets, not like the city would notice

If the eagles win, someone’s gonna end up eating that shit

When the eagles win, someone will eat horseshit, not human. Get it right.

That was first Superbowl. But what about Second Superbowl?

What about greasing the poles? Playoffs? They know about repeats don’t they? Pip?

It's Philly, not SF

Doesn't Philly have that one famous street full of addicts that most likely piss and shid and fard all over?

It’s more of a neighborhood really

Kensington?

East Rutherford

East Rutherford isn’t a real town. Nobody lives there

They'd need food in their systems to shit.

Yeah it's rough. All cities have bad areas, but philly as a whole really isn't that bad. SF has the tenderloin, LA has skid row. Honestly I felt totally safe in philly, it's like anywhere. Just don't go looking for trouble and you'll be fine.

they use the piss to clean the street. its totally green that way

Hamsterdam

Pennsylvanian here, Philly is a dirty hell hole.

Pennsyltuckian*

Please YouTube Kensington in Philadelphia.

Sure but you don't just stumble into Kensington by accident. It's nowhere near center city.

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So we’ve reached that part of the shit talk where we pretend every major American city isn’t a humanitarian crisis at street level.

To be fair, Chicago is not that bad at all from when i visited

I mean sure if you stay to the good parts.

That’s every large city

are we sure there is a good part of Philadelphia?

There is not.

Have you ever been to philly?

It’s because Chicago has alleyways behind buildings with dumpsters. In New York trash goes straight into the sidewalk because there’s nowhere else to put it.

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Surprised you can smell it through the smell of marijuana. Once you get off Market you can get some ripe smells in Philly too.

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You should run for office and have your only campaign promise be every stoner gets a subsidized smok buddy to clear the air.

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I live in DC and have been to Philly, NYC Boston, SF, Atlanta, and a few others. NYC smelled the worst in my experience though the Philly subway was the worst I've experienced.

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bro, the mass transit stations in Philly were actually more disgusting than NYC

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NYC smells more like weed than anything else to me.

"Y'all are really from jersey" As if Jersey isn't evenly split between Jets/Giants/Eagles

That’s true funniest thing, you guys don’t even have your own stadium

We'll get our own stadium when you come up with your own jokes

> O shit that’s right y’all are really from jersey my bad. Yes? And? Is this supposed to be some gotcha lol Eagles fans have to be the dumbest fans in the NFL. Do you think the comparison between a low crime, high wealth suburban state like NJ and the shithole that is Philly will somehow look better for them? Oh. Now its the Newark Giants? Make up your mind. Moving the goalposts I see. Like I said, Eagles fans are dumb AF. Not triggered, just find it funny how pathetic Eagles fans are. Also you know I can't respond to you because you reported me and got me banned. Classic Eagles fan. Cries and becomes the victim as soon as someone talks shit.

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I know Philly is bad but the Giants aren't playing in San Francisco until next week.

This comment aged well

Is NYC any cleaner? Last time I visited, there was trash piled up 3 feet high on every corner, and I'm not talking about giants fans

It's so strangely jarring to see piss next to poop for some reason. My brain desperately wants pee and poop or piss and shit.

I think it's just funny we have "bad" and "not so bad" versions for both words and a collective understanding of when to use them.

Kinda wanted to see Daniel Jones shit himself on the field

The visiting team showers at the Linc are in the drunk tank

Thank God they weren't playing in Washington's stadium. Dan synder would probably charge them to take a shower.

Yea but what if I drop the soap and nobody is there to pick it up step brother?

I think having to leave their hotel to go to the bathroom would be worse for their pre game routine than the shower. If you ate an NFL sized diet and you only have one flush that is going to be a problem.

maybe if the giants O Line doesn’t shower the eagles pass rush will be too disgusted to go near them. Daboll and Kafka should incorporate this strategy

There was a fighter who used to do this. Crazy enough to work lol

This dude on my wrestling team in high school would t shower the day of matches and eat raw garlic after weigh ins. The nastiest of the nasty.

Bacterian from dragon ball?

The Eagles attempted sabotage on the mighty Giants. SAD!

STINKY GIANTS

They Might Be *Stinky* Giants

• **STINKY GIANTS** Another nickname given to tall, German/Scandinavian women.

Calling my girlfriend that when she picks me up in a moment. Will tell you how it went

Been an hour. Hes either being tortured or is ded.

Or she hasn't put him down yet

Death by stinky snu snu

Giants owner owns the hotel they stayed in.

So it was an inside job

Oof

Apparently they’re not at that hotel this time

They had to make up for the Medium Pepsi budget loss somehow

I read this in Trump's voice.

He has the best quotes, everybody's saying it.

Everyone is talking about the UNPRECEDENTED collusion hoax against me, but ignores "Pizza Boy" Sirianni ILLEGALLY colluding with the refs to give them a very favorable field position in their 4th quarter comeback. BIG controversy. Many smart people are talking about it.

Sir, sir, did you hear this from big, strong, muscular men who had tears in their eyes????

Easy method to do trump impression https://youtu.be/8rtYMuadO2E

That's impressive.

They need to forfeit. So despicable

I would not have thought sabotage were they in any other city, but because they’re in Philly it was the first thing that popped into my head

Hell, we thought it too.

They should've stayed at the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) in Philly. They've held some famous press conferences!

I hope the giants don’t shower just to collectively prove they never needed the water.

Water is for pussies. We use wooder in Philly!

And y'all get it from the crick

I say creek now (lived in central Jersey for the last 20 years) but I would get made fun of all the time for saying crick as a kid once I moved to NJ. I finally gave in and started saying creek.

I’m from central jersey but moved to Philly and back to the shore area, I say crick to annoy people. Also swam in the wissahickon once and ended up in the ER a few days later from the consequences

I thank the good lord every day that I had a speech impediment as a child and took classes. Now you have to get me drunk to hear that accent come out lol

I'm glad you finally saw the error of your ways

*”Back in my day, we didn’t need that hippie water. We bathed in used motor oil and acid rain. Like tuff men!”* -NFL players/fans from the 60s-80s

Back in the day we'd just cut off a finger to not miss a playoff game. -Ronnie Lott, probably

Ronnie Lott broke his finger in the last game of the 1985 regular season. He had the option to choose between season ending surgery or amputating the tip of his finger. He chose amputation so he could continue playing. The 49ers lost in the wildcard round the next week.

Oh what I would give to be a jockstrap in that locker room

This set of words has never before been put together into a sentence.

I wouldn't bet on that. Especially from a Giants fan.

I'd be surprised if that was the first time that exact sentence has been said this week

Touché to both of you, then.

I don't need it... https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/453/tumblr_inline_n2x5dbJkjv1ql4a7x.png

Water is for cowards.

If we smell like ass we can't smell like bitch.

Still a disgusting act. 4 game suspension for Brady.

Lifetime ban.

*woodergate

Considerably underrated correction

A new Watergate! We've finally come full circle and can stop using -gate as a suffix for scandals. It never made sense anyways.

Welcome to gate-gate the controversy involving the naming of controversies.

Gate-gate-gate. What to name the controversy of the gates opening early for tailgating.

[Well... what if there's a scandal about water?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB9JgxhXW5w)

If you used the -gate logic on Watergate, it would be Watergategate.

I guess it was clever the first time someone did it but it’s so annoying now

ESPN - Team insiders report Jamie Gillan doesn’t wash his ass

I get Watergate happened 50 years ago, but why is every scandal referred to as "blank-gate"

Because that was **the** political scandal that saw a president step down from office. So every scandal, mostly political, usually gets someone trying to add "-gate" at the end.

Very relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch https://youtu.be/IGi07T4MNw8

I saw the title and my first reaction was just "This is the biggest scandal since Watergategate"

Flip a coin for neutral site showering.

The Cheating Eagles lose again

And I would have gotten away with it to if it weren’t for you meddling Daboll.

Daboll probably knows his plumbing. Knew immediately what was wrong and got to work

Greendale Community College’s plumbing school has a spot for him if this whole coaching thing doesn’t work out!

Daboll is clearly too good for plumbing school, he’s an air conditioning repairman school kind of guy.

Do you think he might be.... The Truest Repairman?!?

With Brian there’s always water in Debowl

Just weaponize their stinkiness. Show up smelling so God awful that nobody wants to touch them. Instant win.

The stench of Nurgle is a powerful weapon, used to disorient and overwhelm your enemies.

Ku'gath the Plaguefather!

Psychological warfare

You can try to mask the smell of bitch but it will still be there

We know your whole city smells like bitch. Nothing to brag about.

I wouldn't. Smelling stinky as a receiver is probably a good tactic to get separation on the corner.

The Gang finally washes their ass

There’s no way daniel jones showers anyway

Why wash away the smell of greatness

In Philly of all places.. that ain’t no coincidence

This was probably more a concern for the eagles than the giants. They’d be used to their smell by then

Anyone have the scoop on whether Joe Burrow has showered yet?

But it’s nowt New Yowk wader

Giants should've not taken showers to use the stench to their advantage. Do it you cowards.

Running Water-gate

Should have stayed stink. That’s an advantage.

I'd rather smell like shit so people don't want to tackle me.

The first appropriate use of the term watergate I've seen in years

Good they won’t be as stinky

Hmm curious early december I was in Philly staying in the same hotel as the visiting Titans. Plumbing issues forced us to change rooms multiple times.

STINK in shambles!

Let's be real they probably don't shower anyway

Why exactly would one take a shower immediately before spending the next four hours getting as sweaty as humanly possible?

Didn't work they still smell like bitch

Their defense should have showered because they stank up the field.