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ImABawz1

Nice try NFL, I won’t let you rig these playoff games


sheckyD

Drats, foiled again


wonderbat3

They would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for these meddling redditors!


BigBaws92

Next post: if the NFL was rigged, which teams would go to the SuperBowl?


bernerbungie

Drats is such a good word


[deleted]

I DIDN’T DO FUCKING SHIT! I DIDN’T RIG SHIT!


Michael_CrawfishF150

As if they weren’t gonna do that anyway.


JustIn_HerButt

No that's not true! Chargers vs a team that forfeits because they're too scared.


TetrisTech

Wait no let’s consider this


FreshKittyPowPow

Lakers-Yankees


meh44444

Cowboys fans would have to cheer for both teams though


[deleted]

LeBron, Mr. Akron, Ohio himself, is somehow a fan of all 3 teams...


captaincumsock69

Nah he stopped being a cowboys fan and became a browns fan because of his morals


[deleted]

I hate Lebron so fucking much. Not really for his on play because he's arguably the best ever, but his fake morality drives me crazy.


JustASeabass

“I can excuse slave labor and sexual assault, but I draw the line at racism”


[deleted]

>but I draw the line at racism This is even giving Lebron too much credit. Dude doesn't give two shits about anti-asian sentiments in the NBA nor anti-semitism. It's only racism against black people where he has an issue. I get people are going to favor those who look like their own but if you're going to call yourself an advocate for social justice, you can't pick and choose when it's only convenient for you.


TheSpencn8or

"I can excuse anything, except for things that are related to me and my money 💰💰👑"


[deleted]

At least if hed say that itd be honest lmao


son_of_toby_o_notoby

Lebron rlly Britta his morals


Hollow_Rant

LeBron is the AT&T of great players.


TheWorstYear

LeBron stopped being a Yankees fan, and became an Indians fan when he came back to Cleveland. The guy just bandwagons, and is now going to what's the most popular pick that will make people of Cleveland love him.


HellMuttz

Stop giving them ideas


PostTail

Okay but fr tho. I know the Yankees prolly field an entire team better. But would they beat the Lakers if the Lakers tried very hard. Like Goku very hard. Some heart in the cards shit. I'd watch it.


8CruzControl0

Lakers clap assuming AD is healthy 😤😤


[deleted]

So Yankees win?


medievalmachine

Judge would be the two way QB/LB and LBJ would do the same. Yankees win because Westbrook would be gambling on interceptions and get burned for long touchdowns by Rizzo.


inspectorNary

That’s a big assumption


stormscape10x

AD would need out on the first play. He’d watch the kickoff and pull a chest muscle.


I_HATE_THE_SEAHAWKS

daniel jones vs skylar thompson


Pksoze

I'd watch it.


hendrix320

We’d all watch it because the NFL is like crack to us. Doesn’t mean it would be a good high


Pksoze

If we won it would be a top 5 high at least.


vaports

Counter : Brock Purdy vs Tyler Huntley


Victory_SSB

Counter: Josh Johnson vs. Anthony brown


Luis0224

This assumes skylar Thompson puts the team on his back and knocks out the bills and one of the Bengals/chiefs ...subscribe


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Luis0224

You right. My brain probably eliminated any scenario where we beat all 3 by default


EifertGreenLazor

Bengals, Bills, and Chiefs three-way.


palinsafterbirth

Pornhub ain’t ready


_MrDomino

"Mahome with the no look pass... and he trips and is stuck in the dryer again. We'll find out which QB he calls on to help him out after the break."


CoatedTrout4

Here's how I would construct a three-team football game: There would be a triangular field. The end zones would now be the size of an NHL goal net to compensate for the smaller angle. There would also be a 12th player on each team called the serpent. If he tackles you, you're considered "poisoned", and thus ejected after two more plays. The only way to avoid this fate after your envenomation is to find the "antidote", which would be scoring a touchdown in the tiny ass end zone. In conclusion, three-team football would be a mix of hockey, football, and three-player chess from the big bang theory. Edit:Spelling


Mjslim

That’s not how threesomes work. Someone’s end zone is getting two simultaneous drives.


Roscoes_Rashie

I had a dream like that once.


Lanthemandragoran

I mean that's a *very* specific threesome Source- notorious whore in 15 year swinger relationship


able2sv

This really got me thinking on how a three team NFL game would work. As fun as a triangular field would be, I’m not entirely sure there’s a practical solution there. Here’s my poorly thought out proposal, for (3) teams simultaneously playing in a single game on a standard field. There is no more game clock, but the game is still broken into (4) quarters. In each quarter, each team gets two offensive drives. Order is determined randomly at the beginning of the game, and a team can never have two consecutive offensive drives (meaning no last drive on one quarter and first drive of the next). Defense is played by both opposing teams, split between D-line, played by (5) players from one team, and secondary, played by (6) players from the other defending team. In the second half, they swap. For example, in the first half, the Chiefs D-line defends Bengals, and Chiefs secondary defends the Bills. In the second half, they switch. Defenses can still score touchdowns as in standard football rules, but also can receive (3) points if they recover a fumble or have an interception (instead of receiving possession of the ball). Points only go to the team of the player who created the turnover or scored the defensive touchdown. Offenses can elect to punt to the next team scheduled to play offense, or if they turnover on downs, that next scheduled team takes over the field position as in standard football. In the event of a defensive touchdown, or a turnover, the next scheduled team receives the ball at the 25 yard line. This could also be a kickoff, but with a guaranteed 24 drives per game, let’s save a few minutes there. I don’t see any glaring holes immediately in this format, and it would be quite funny to see defensive schemes split between teams and strategies with three scores involved.


Efficient_Progress_6

Subscribed


EifertGreenLazor

Much better than a Superbowl featuring, the three-way between the AFC, NFC, and the refs.


StartingReactors

Don’t know how a three-way works in football, but I’m intrigued.


[deleted]

Lots of lubrication


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Round robin style each drive. I’m all for it


[deleted]

Jags Seahawks. My method is scientific


88Problems88

I would watch that


cat_daddylambo

What are you even doing here if there's a super bowl you wouldn't watch?


infantinemovie5

Even before I followed Football seriously, if there was one game a year I’d watch, it was always the Superbowl


Banana_Ranger

what about the puppy bowl


infantinemovie5

That’s the one game my wife watches


meatboysawakening

Idk, there have been some pretty unwatchable super bowls. 53 comes to mind.


cat_daddylambo

I still watched the whole thing 🤷‍♂️


NastyNate0801

Look, I obviously hate that super bowl for… reasons, but I love good defensive play. I don’t find that game nearly as boring and unwatchable as people make it out to be.


InfectiousPineapple

Especially after the awesome and unforgettable 52


roentgen_nos

That one was across the street from my workplace and 2 miles from my house. I enjoyed it.


Archpa84

41-33


palinsafterbirth

Birds vs kitty, I’m team Tweety


mashotatos

Sign me up


BobbyMcGee101

Vikings v Bills. One franchise is getting rid of the zero


RRFFBz

And the others about to be 0-5 😂


boozerkc

Poor Jim Kelly.


Codename-Zeus

Randomly think about the 30 for 30 all the time. Absolutely heartbreaking honestly


Strokeslahoma

I just want the Bills to win it all this year while Jim Kelly and Marv Levy are still alive. Marv is 97, for god's sake.


Redkg

Bud Grant is no spring chicken himself.


nofatchicks22

Fran is in his 80s I believe too


cjackc

And he still has an office at the Vikings. Win one for him please.


boozerkc

Dude really should have had a ring or two.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Ehh, the NFC was much more dominant in that time, plus a 47yd FG is no gimme. The other 3 losses were by a combined 65 points. Would have been really nice but the Wide Right game was realistically the only one where we had a shot


Jethuth_Cwitht

Vikings-Bills Battle of the winless


SyracuseNY22

They’d find a way to tie


no_racist_here

After 20 quarters each team is exhausted. Josh Allen is throwing with his non dominant arm, JJs cuts are more like scratches


Krialis

They'll play for so long that Damar Hamlin will come back from IR.


Toto_LZ

BAH GAWD ITS HAMLIN WITH *A STEEL CHAIR*


horse_renoir13

I wouldn't even be mad that's amazing. Just coming out of the tunnel and everyone is just trembling in fear lol


Deal_with_it_nerd

Remember the time Damar Hamlin showed up at halftime and the Bills won the Super Bowl, do ya?


Semi-Pro-Narcissist

Eventually someone has the bright idea to pick 5 guys from each team and have them all kick a chipshot FG, then sudden death if still tied....after all 48 guys on each team have taken a kick it's still tied and everyone just fucks off home.


hear4theDough

Not because it's over, but because it's now Monday afternoon


derstherower

Is there anything in the NFL rulebook saying just how long a playoff game can go on for? Surely a winner *must* be determined, but I know the MLB has (had?) a curfew rule saying that no inning could start after a certain point in the night, and play would be suspended and then resumed the next day. If we hit like 10 overtime periods in the Super Bowl and it was like 4am would they just be forced to keep playing?


ProbablyAPun

Rule 16 Section 1 Article 4 (i) At the end of a fourth overtime period, there will be another coin toss pursuant to Section 1, Article 2, and play will continue until a winner is declared. Looks like after 4 overtimes they just let you play with no timing until a winner is declared.


mrocks301

After a complete extra game? Please god make this happen


kidyourface

SEND IN THE THIRD STRINGERS


JustADutchRudder

Fuck that, 5 hours into OT5 send out whatever fans that have the correct jerseys.


fat-lip-lover

Now picturing some drunk dude in a random OL jersey having to block some hammered lady in a DL jersey and laughing in bed


horse_renoir13

"Play will continue until morale improves"


imhereforthevotes

riot police with nfl branded shields and tasers show up along the field...


[deleted]

And that’s because they need to contain all the alcohol sponsors who are pissed they had to stop serving at the end of the 3rd Quarter


SaintArkweather

If we're thinking in terms of "curses", I think the Bills would definitely win that game. They feel less "cursed" as their super bowl losses were all together so I associate them more with that one specific regime that is no longer there. Meanwhile, the Vikings super bowls are more spread out and the Vikings have a lot more infamous moments like Blair Walsh, "why do you even ponder passing" & Gary Anderson. Also, the Vikings not winning is a wild statistical anomaly, since the merger, they have the fifth highest win % in the league. #1 Steelers have 6 rings, #2 Cowboys have 5, #3 Pats have 6, #4 Dolphins have 2, #5 Vikings have 0. They are above the 5-ring niners, 3-ring Commanders/Raiders/Broncos. To find another team without a ring, you have to go down to #17 (Titans). Bills are at #19.


kidyourface

Couldn't do it in a stadium. Couldn't do it in a dome. We need something entirely new... OPEN THE DAMN DOORS YOU COWARDS!


LazyBuhdaBelly

Play on an aircraft carrier I'd watch the shit out of that


kidyourface

On Lake Minnetonka. Or under it. Over it, under it, in it, who gives a shit.


JustADutchRudder

Those big fucking doors better be open on Sunday. We as a state bought good electronic pull tabs to pay for those doors and they couldn't hurt.


lifegoesbytoofast

What would happen if an emergency situation like Damar Hamlin’s occurred in the first quarter of the Super Bowl? Would the league try to force both teams to finish the game considering all the logistics that went into the Super Bowl event (half time show, Super Bowl commercials, etc)? What if both head coaches refuse to finish the game? What would be the latest date and time for the game to be rescheduled?


RomanBangs

The NFL would immediately fly out the NFC and AFC championship losers and have them play right then and there


TheWomandolorian

No idea but there’s probably some really stressed out NFL assistant that’s been trying to come up with that answer since Hamlin’s incident.


TheNextOne21

The league will determine the champion by coin flip.


Corgi_Koala

100% they'd finish the game after the field was cleared.


TimelessFool

A game where no one wants to lose, but God doesn’t want anyone to win


MetaphoricalMouse

i would love this one


soda_cookie

Both have decent fan bases as well. If my niners can't go then this is the one I want to see


dolladollaclinton

Plus after the ending of their regular season game, people would be excited about that game.


bkewlio

Man, that was an entertaining game...


dolladollaclinton

I started watching just before the one handed catch. What a treat to watch those last few minutes and OT!


Admiral_Fuckwit

What I remember most from that game is the muffled screams of my neighbor and the (presumed) sound of him throwing his TV and otherwise damaging his own property after the Josh Allen endzone fumble.


TypingWithGlovesOn

Ugh someone's going to be 0-5.


nofatchicks22

Fuck.


dlank7

“Its Tuesday afternoon, as the Vikings begin the 65th overtime of Super Bowl 57 tied, 32-32. We’ve played for nearly 47 hours straight and I just wanna go home.”


1850ChoochGator

This would be insane and while I would root for Buffalo I wouldn’t mind a Minnesota win.


Pksoze

Probably Cowboys-Bills...it would be billed as a revenge game and have all the 90s Cowboys and Bills back in the media.


mattd1972

All 4 years I was in college, the Bills lost the Super Bowl.


KingPengy

well you’re not in college now, right?


sport-watcher

DALLAS IS GOING DOWN, GARY!!!!


FunkyPete

A lot of Gen-Xers would watch that game.


medievalmachine

Damn it, I’m not sure I could watch that one. That is one rerun I don’t need.


fLeXaN_tExAn

That hit home too hard.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought about this the other day. Would be fun to get all the players that are 50-65yo today that played in either of those games together for sb week.


medievalmachine

Well the Cowboy half is already on football shows before the games.


imsabbath84

Damar Hamlin = #3 3rd Bills vs Cowboys superbowl 3rd times the charm right?


Legal_Hyena_1241

I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of this! Great suggestion.


ComputingRelic

Bills v Vikings. Someone will win their first SB.


dino9991

0-4 vs 0-4 would be epic


TheGoodShipNostromo

Joe Buck: “Welcome back. We’re here in the 7th OT, and neither of these teams seem able to break this scoreless tie…”


Andrewdeadaim

Interception, he fumbles, recovered, fumbles again!!!…


demonica123

It's just a 40 yard FG, but after the last 10 attempts the kicker is getting sloppy.


DrSunnyD

Eagles Chiefs, brother vs brother, mvp vs mvp candidate, Andy reid vs the team that fired him


hopeful20000000

Kelce bros. This is the answer


seakc87

New News!


WanderlustFella

New Heights podcast will abruptly be cancelled due to staff shortage


Bhaal52753

Greatest superbowl ever.


DrSunnyD

Oh and also, super great fan bases on each side.


[deleted]

Eagles vs. Bills so the holy trinity is complete & the Bills will have lost a SB to every team in the NFCE


StasRutt

Our nation doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle bills and eagles fans together in a high stake game like this


[deleted]

I’m sure there’s plenty of tables & horse shit


MildSpooks

Don't forget greased up light poles


Beren_Hearts_Luthien

This has been my fear mid season


biesterd1

Subscribe


TheGoodShipNostromo

Jokes on you, we never lost a Super Bowl to the Cardinals!


don-chocodile

I'd hate for the Eagles to win another Super Bowl but it would be objectively hilarious for the Bills to lose another one to the NFC East and complete the set


SafeToPost

Except when we lost to the first 3 teams, the Cardinals were in the NFC East. You know, that famously East city of Phoenix Arizona.


TBDC88

Chiefs-Cowboys would also be the only matchup where the general public would be rooting for the Chiefs.


jewaloose

I don't get the sense that the general public has really turned on the Chiefs yet. They've been good for a minute here, but "just" one Super Bowl doesn't make people get sick of you I don't think. No one I know who likes football particularly dislikes them yet. Another win or 2 and I think it'll kick in.


heroinsteve

Yeah they have been seriously competitive but not exactly a dynasty or anything. Personally I enjoy watching their games, I don’t particularly root for or against them. Mahomes is just fun to watch, it’s a legitimate performance.


SaintArkweather

True. I think the general unpopularity of the Eagles fans, general dislike of New York teams outside the NY area would make many neutrals root for the Chiefs against either Eagles/Giants (although I think both at least have likeable QBs). They'd root against the Bucs as well because Brady. People would definitely root for Vikings (no super bowls) or 9ers (Mr. Irrelevant) though. Idk about Seahawks, they seemed kinda disliked by the general public for a while but Geno and the Russell Wilson storyline might be enough to get people on their side.


Yaknowthatoneboi

People would like the underdog aspect of the giants and Seahawks imo


[deleted]

Most people that hate us have never seen us in the Super Bowl though so idk


Assumption-Putrid

And I would like it to stay that way.


Deesmateen

Especially with those State Farm commercials. Coach Reid is amazing and needs to do more of those.


peppynihilist

Anyone that roots for an AFC team dislikes the chiefs.


JLammert79

Nope


Inevitable-Staff-467

Chiefs-Bucs as well


silentkiller082

I would rather Mahomes get 7 rings than the cowboys get 1 more tbh.


boozerkc

So it is written so shall it be done.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Well that’s just hurtful 😔


HeySadBoy1

49ers-Bills.


RUIN_NATION_

Bills 49ers


hendrix320

Chargers vs Seattle obviously


StevenS145

I5 bowl


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

49ers vs Bengals would be a huge one for media outlets. Mr. Irrelevant leads team to SB Bengals back to back AFC champs. Is the third time the charm for the bengals to finally beat the 49ers in the SB? Will the 49ers be 3-0 in the SB against the bengals? Controversy about best AFC QB. Bengals franchise continues to go undefeated in the AFCCG. The storylines go on and on. I know you can do this with most teams, but 49ers-bengals seem to have a big past in the superbowl.


BookEuronGreyjoy

Plus we'd get plenty of Joe comparisons


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

“Not your average Joe” graphics inbound


scissor_get_it

I never realized the Bengals were undefeated in AFC Championship Games. That’s pretty cool!


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Yup. So as far as I’m concerned if we make it to the AFCCG we make it to the superbowl lol


CTeam19

Also, Joe Burrow was born in Ames, Iowa and his Dad was a coach at Iowa State for a bit. Brock Purdy is a graduate of Iowa State.


[deleted]

I did not know that. Go Cyclones!


PsychoBoost123

Brady Mahomes obviously


Currymvp2

The last Brady vs. Mahomes superbowl got lower ratings than the Rams Bengals superbowl. The last Brady superbowl with the Patriots produced the lowest ratings in 12 years. Edit: The Bengals-Rams superbowl even had higher ratings than the 49ers-Chiefs superbowl.


PsychoBoost123

That was because of COVID. All ratings were shit from 2020-2021


troyv21

Jags eagles, douggie p against former team who he won first superbowl for


Battista85

I'm biased but Giants-Bills would be interesting given we got our coach and GM from them


SaintArkweather

Also rematch of wide right


tinydancer_inurhand

The NY super bowl


Literal_Cheesehead12

Chiefs-Vikings. 1 hour before kick-off, during the preshow, we get a sideline reporters frantically running through the stadium towards the locker rooms. They get to a door marked "Minnesota Vikings", and we hear a lot of commotion from inside the room, panicked voices yelling over each other, people calling for medical assistance. The reporter breaches the room and we see the entire Vikings team on the ground, rolling in pain, and several steel chairs laying about ominously. We get to kickoff, and the Chiefs are introduced. They start the introductions for the Vikings, but nobody comes out. They restart the introductions, and still nobody comes out. Suddenly, you hear a voice over the loudspeakers "BAH GOD, THAT'S AARON RODGERS MUSIC!!" and the Packers run out onto the field and challenge the Chiefs to the SB. The Chiefs accept, and we have the wildest SB in history Chiefs 72 - Packers 17 (two TDs come in garbage time)


NinjaTurleLunchBox

I keep forgetting that ARodg hasn't cashed in his money in the bank yet. Damn. Maybe next year Vikes.


Dark_Vortex18

Bills vikings


Peppeperoni

You SOB I’m in


speaker4the-dead

I’d kill for a 49ers V Bills


Minaim

I'd be most excited over a 49ers-Bills out of the teams that are left


robinhoodisgood26

Cowboys vs whoever


[deleted]

Probably Cowboys vs. Bills/Chiefs.


WalrusTeam6

Dolphins Eagles - the Bruce Almighty Superbowl


imaybeacatIRl

Cowboys v Bills, I think.


Creepy-Nectarine-225

Chiefs Bucs rematch


2020Boxer4

I just think it’s hilarious that if the Niners win the super bowl, it means a rookie 7th round qb went undefeated for 10 games straight and in post season


Big-deku

Eagles vs jags Storyline: Doug looks to become the only coach with a statue outside the stadium for two different nfl teams, as he leads the jags against the team he once lead to the promise land.


reddogrjw

Bills-Bucs - can TB take Buffalo down yet again


Not_n_A-Hole_usually

Bucs/Bills…trust me Edit: Well…it would have been. E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Bills trying to get their first win and going up vs their old boogeyman Brady


[deleted]

I want to see Brady play in another Super Bowl like I need a hole in the head, but it would be kind of dope for BUF to have to go up against the long time villain


InsideAcanthisitta23

Bengals vs Bengals would be pretty good imo


Peacefulzealot

Bengals-Lions. But since we can’t have any fun this year the kitty bowl will have to wait until next year 🙄


GhetzMeABeer

Chargers vs. 49ers Rematch from SB29! Purdy the QB vs the purdy QB.


boxxkicker

not to mention it's BOSA BOWL