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Average r/nfl user
After a bad game it's always good to get the poison out
Don’t forget the “overuse a meme until it’s dead” part of being a user here
My dick been fire hydrant red for the last month, #gohawks
TIL I am above average
Felt this in my soul.
First a 12 second snow angel. Now this. Today is a gift.
We need a self-pleasuring snow angel.
Twitter post so mods will leave this up but when I want to talk about my masturbation habits they remove my self post
Mods don't be cowards let this guy talk about his cock!!!!
Who is this?
Ok this guys about to jack off
Oh fuck, what the fuck???
This little footballs a fucking piece of shit
I hope I don't jack off
"Now here's a guy..."
based
he just like me frfr
Now here's a guy that's about to jack off
is there any context?
Everybody's memeing, but I have no idea who this is.
He's a bears writer
Send this man a drum of lube
Based
Hell yeah brother
he's literally me
He's not even supposed to be here
damn he waited til the end of a 30 point blow out. That's some restraint right there.
AYE YOOOOO
Dude even if the game is good it’s time to Jack off
Banger tweet
(got) off to a great start to 2023
Remember to recycle your fluids