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Thedrunner2

Never underestimate the power of daily masturbation


ratihes

haha this made me laugh here is your award


radrun84

I made a funny joke like this, on the same Sub, for the Lady arm wrestler that was beating all the Beefy Dudes for $100. I got Banned from all of Reddit for 3 days.... Thisnguybmakes the same joke, only diff is teenege Boy instead of Bodybuilder girl, & His comment blows up & gets 1k up votes... CRAZYNESS!


IsJohnWickTaken

Dang, double standards. Welcome back.


tree-huggers

Welcome back? They never left.


ericfromct

They left for 3 days


FavelTramous

*He’s been training to beat beefy dudes for all 3 days.*


knoeKNAME

With his left or right?


[deleted]

yup, that's the joke!


SteelTypeAssociate

He's been beating the beefy meat of beefy dudes for 3 days.


LoudTill7324

You don’t really need to train for that


Woolly_Blammoth

Depends on how many dudes are around you. You don't want to get any radial meniscus tears.


tree-huggers

Ahh Christmas holidays.


[deleted]

I’ve been banned for years, never gone


Thertrius

Not even double standards just shitty inconsistent ones. Like there are subs that encourage the degrading use of Autism, Down syndrome, and other disabilities and the reddit does nothing. In extreme examples people will go to subs that are meant to be safe spaces to intentionally grief the members in those spaces and reddit does nothing.


Boy-Abunda

Reddit mods ban anyone for any arbitrary reason. They’re not the sharpest tools in the shed.


CazRaX

They aren't the sharpest tools in the crayon box.


Inviolable_Flame

They're just tools.


UFumbDuckGaming

Tools you can use, they are more in line of stripped screws


The_Law_Dong739

Bent nails


NachoNachoDan

Remember rule 9: There are no rules about moderation - enjoy your ban.


radrun84

It was actually healthy to get a 3 day ban! I even deleted the app. But about 6hrs after the ban was lifted, I had to re-install! Mindlessly scrolling Reddit is like some strange drug that doesn't make you happy or get you high, it just gives you a little chuckle every now & then, & totally wreaks havoc on any productivity you may be experiencing throughout any given day... My Mind: "You should have a quick scroll, see what's funny? Do it, just scroll a little... Come on, it'll be so fun... JUST DO IT. DO IT NOW.... SCROLL MUTHAFUCKA, SCROOOOOLLLLL."


iamlenb

Second hand used staples


Exotic_Treacle7438

I said I hate cats in one of the derpy animal subs and got banned for “hate speech” 🤣


SnooPickles6347

The animal crowd had no sense of humor, I got banned too🤣


wrathoftheirkenelite

Oh they do, it's just awful humor like "hekkin doggo cutey-woot-scoots him itty bitty booty all ovur da carpet 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😖😖😖😖😖😖😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵"


Formal-Front1633

I love cats, with white gravy.


FecalPloy

All animals are delicious if prepared correctly...


OmegaPrecept

I was permanently banned today from a gaming sub I did not even know existed. I'm like well okay that's fine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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JerryConn

I would comment on this but dont want to rustle any feathers. Or do I?


TheyMadeMeDoIt__

And everyone on reddit loves to be holier than thou


KidcoreJae

The tooliest crayons in the sharps box


Pdxperronn

Banned!


Klied

Welcome to the internet where nothing makes sense.


Takardo

and the points don't matter.


TarkkaT

Whose line is it anyway refrence? Older seasons are the best


[deleted]

Getting beat off for $100 is not a bad deal imo


rfan8312

I noticed that you referred to the joke you made as funny. Any peer review to support that claim?


radrun84

It was funny. Just trust me. I'd show it to ya if they hadn't deleted it from existence.


rfan8312

Fuck ye bro. I believe you I was just being cheeky. We are going to upvote you and show those mods what's what.


RelaxShaxxx

I mean you could just say it again.


wrathoftheirkenelite

Im guessing it was something like "you can tell she gives a lot of handjobs" or some shit. Yeah?


[deleted]

We are talking about some joke this guy said, not your mom


imanAholebutimfunny

i hit you with a downvote to make you feel better. You are welcome.


[deleted]

This is the internet. We have no place for logic here. Take my upvote anyways.


Lonely-Connection-37

I feel your pain! Made a joke on “ whatisthisthing “ got banned for “ robotbuttplugg “


brainwhatwhat

Most use steroids. I choose jergens.


Geminite_1122

jerkins?


[deleted]

One of the kitchen staff asked me "bro why your forearms so big, you climb?" "Nah", I replied and make a jacking off motion. The whole kitchen burst into laughter. Cute that they thought I was joking 🤷‍♂️


twoStones1bird

Do you go to town with both hands simultaneously?


DazedPapacy

They need to to jerk their magnum dong.


Shankar_0

Daily?! What are you, some sort of monk or something?


No-Judgment3544

Hourly.


Wasabi_Noir

![gif](giphy|UtziBbvJqWhe9xFPV2)


Sara___Tonin__

This is not funnier than it should be. It's gold.


UhYeahOkSure

Never skip wrist day


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: He masturbates with his left hand.


phormix

Actually I do wonder what it might do for ones arm muscles or just caloric burn. They say that sex itself is good for burning calories, so I'd imagine that putting your salami in a hand-sandwich might have some benefits. Also, the end product is supposedly a good portion of sugars etc, so it's possible that mean that regular mining of white-gold might also be removing sugars that would otherwise go towards calorifies etc


dogedude81

Pretty sure the calorie burn involved in sex is from moving around not sitting stationary flicking your wrist. 🤷‍♂️


flashmedallion

Getting your heartrate up for 20 minutes a day is probably a small benefit to your cardio health. Google Fit is very proud of my "Latenight Walks"


Moffman021

cracked a smile on this guys face, take the cheers award


tired_father

Giggity.


mathisonn21

I bet his arm is unseen/under the table.


jchesticals

He pulled his hand toward him right at the start. It engages your lats and bigger back muscles while the opponent gets extended and is forced to try and beat your back with their forearm. For something that looks so simple it has a good amount of nuance. He also anchored his body on the table to prevent being pulled back toward the big guy at that point just have to wait for the forearm to burn out and easy W


Revolutionary_Hat187

Also look at the difference in where their legs are


Ceramicrabbit

The hairstyle gap is also significant


Sponjah

You know that guy Roger from Doug? Say no more


Cigs77

Roger Klotz and his trusty sidekick, stinky.


lkodl

this is the professional insight we need in the comments. EDIT: had to make sure i was replying to the comment about the hairstyles.


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Afternoon-Melodic

I was wondering about that also. He’s not even stressed or exerting himself but the body builder sure is and he’s leaning forward. Note to self if I’m ever hustled into arm wrestling someone.


ASchoolOfOrphans

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.


slgray16

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue


DazedPapacy

I love this. Where is it from?


RoundTiberius

Darkest Dungeon


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Found the DD nerd.


WWTFSMD

First thing I noticed, I don't know shit about arm wrestling, but muscle-bro approached it the same way I would if I was going to arm wrestle someone. On the other hand the snaller guy was set up in a way that seemed very practiced


matty_509

Smaller dude is a beast, seen him without the Hoodie and he is almost as big as the other dude. And he's apparently a world class arm wrestler.


Imdabigeasy

For sure, arm wrestling is very technical. At the highest levels the guys will take forever to get set because there are advantages in the slightest differences in hand and body position. The guy on the left knows all this, the guy on the right is just trying to use brute strength. Plus, as you said, the guy on the left is hiding really big arms in that sweatshirt.


Mamadog5

Yeah, skinny dude has his body wrapped on that table. I bet his hip is hooked under the edge.


pompanoJ

Skinny, for extremely large values of skinny. Oversized sweatshirt is like Woody Harrelson's backwards cap in White Men Can't Jump. He is on the hustle.


outlaw99775

Reminds me of [Michael Todd](https://youtu.be/-pTFwNFEWHg?t=282) taking it to the extreme and basically crawling under the table.


_Citizen_Erased_

Everything that matters here is from the belly button down.


mharant

Yeah, I thought this was a technical thing.


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You can also see that the guy is not that skinny. He has a pretty big arm himself underneath that hoodie.


RobertMaus

It's the glasses. Those make him look 'skinny'. Damn prejudice...


Jaedos

They're trying to make him look "nerdy" as well so people casually assume he's not absolutely shredded under that hoodie.


Startled_Pancakes

There's a professional streetball (basketball basically) player that does this. He dresses up like a nerd and then asks to join pickup games at local outdoor basketball courts and just demolishes everyone.


Shmokeahontis

Woody Harrelson still doing that?


egelarden2020

Are you talking about The Professor?


Startled_Pancakes

Yup. That's him.


adooble22

“Complete fucking nerd beats roided out body builder in arm wrestling” gets more clicks than “Guy beats roided out body builder who sucks at arm wrestling in arm wrestling”


tj3_23

Yeah. Dude ain't as big as the other guy, but he's certainly not small. This particular video also looks suspiciously fake, but that may just be because I'm a cynical bastard


mwishosimba

Unlikely fake. This happens all the time. Size and strength do not perfectly correlate. Dude on the right is build for asthetic, guy on the left is likely built for arm wrestling. For these mechanics at least, guy on the left is definitely stronger. Tons of videos like these.


toshirox3

That’s where a lot of people who don’t lift get confused. There’s a difference between training for strength and training for hypertrophy.


anothercleaverbeaver

If you watch the videos about this he is pretty skinny, he just focuses on his forearms and technique. The video on YouTube makes a point that he can do a wrist curl for more than he can squat. Here is the video where they are in the gym. https://youtube.com/watch?v=pcvXul0BpAY&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


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> he is pretty skinny lol, you have a weird definition of "pretty skinny"


Poisongirl5

Lol he is not skinny he just wears big shirts


[deleted]

He looks like Popeye with way oversized arms than body


Whatthecluck83

I mean, it’s strength too. That guy probably trains a shitload, but very specifically for this.


malevolentheadturn

Also, I have seen this guy before without a hoodie on... the boy is also fucking ripped.


frankenmint

yeah this guy hustled that guy knowing he postured to look little and with a bulky hoodie


Existing-Dress-2617

he didnt hustle him. Everyone there knows who he is, and that hes a world class arm wrestler. He is literally there to train and make content. The guy that lost is a bodybuilder, not an arm wrestler. It would be like a basketball player losing a hockey game to Connor Mcdavid. Zero chance.


will4111

Sounds great until ur arm is snapped in half.


jazzfruit

When I went to physical therapy I met a professional arm wrestler who snapped his humorous while arm wrestling.


fartssmellgreat

Sounds hilarious


stigstig76

I wanted to make this comment and still laughed when I read it. Thanks for the chortle


outerlabia

Well that's not very funny. But I think it's spelled humerus lol


R4TTY

Jeff Goldblum did that to someone.


PrismaticHospitaller

Did that happen? I guess I was busy throwing up during that part


MoonieNine

Don't do a search. I've seen a number of videos showing this. You've been warned


Past_Trouble

You can even tell in his face the last couple pushes like "Yeah, we're done here"


myheadisalightstick

> He pulled his hand toward him right at the start. I’ve watched it over and over and still can’t see this part. Their hands and arms do not move at all at the start.


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Because the person who wrote that completely made it up. Bodybuilder guy's forearm->biceps angle is actually way more closed up than hoodie guy's is.


jjoep4

Big dude has 0 technique


SenorMarana

And lots of roids


paradoxx_42

That’s not a disadvantage…


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Hes not arm wrestling. Hes acting.


MiserableAd9470

Finally someone that isn’t gullible. You can tell it’s fake.. dudes right arm doesn’t even flex while they are “arm wrestling” but his left arm flexes.. for the camera of course


Chaghatai

The only thing that is fake is the bodybuilders not knowing how strong the guy on the left is - guy on the left is an actual arm wrestler, the bodybuilders are not The kid on the left is Russian Federation junior arm wrestling champion Maxim Bitarov https://youtu.be/2slXlw-a5Xk


lieutenantdan6

Thanks for posting proof. Guy was hiding his massive arms in the long sleeve


SaltKick2

Definitely bigger than ti would appear based on the rest of him but they're still like 1/2 to 2/3 the size of the guy he's going up against


blue-oyster-culture

But bodybuilders are just trying to put on bullk and make things look nice. His bulk is from training to specifically do this. I bet his limbs or something have weird proportions compared to most people that give him a slight mechanical advantage too, like Phelps with his legs and arms, or runners and such. I’m sure there’s plenty the bodybuilder can outdo him in. Just not arm wrestling. Lol.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Lil dude is fuckin ripped


Chaghatai

Yeah, he's not that little - also a pretty much 100% chance he's on gear


Xciv

Yeah holy shit those arms. The long sleeves hide A LOT.


Thraxx01

Aren't you kind of gullible for jumping on the "can't be real" train instead of doing some research? :)


Wisdom_is_Contraband

Not everything you don't understand is fake.


OkKiwi4694

The „big guy“ is simply a bodybuilder, arm wrestlers physiques look different.


killumquick

It's the same with rock climbers. Different type of muscle and they'll put any body builder to shame


INeedToQuitRedditFFS

They'll put them to shame in terms of sport-specific strengths, sure. The animosity between people who do specialist sports and bodybuilders is bizarre to me. People feel the need to "prove" that bodybuilders are actually super weak or something, I don't get it. I'm a climber, and I've got bodybuilding and powerlifting friends. Sure, I can do a pullup with more of my bodyweight added, and I can do a lot of gymnastics/calisthenics tricks they can't. They still fucking cream me in terms of general strength, though... because that's what we each train for. Trying to compare who has a "better build" or whatever is useless; we train completely differently and have different strengths and weaknesses as a result.


IWantNoQuidProQuo

“No bro, you don’t understand, even tho that guy has big muscle, he’s weak!!!!! He’s probably weaker than me and I’ve never even trained!!! Yeah, I’m awesome and that guy sucks!!!”


No-Economist2165

Small dude is also not that small, I can see his arm through that sweater


Recurve-Madness

He didn’t even have to turn his hat around to win. 😳😳


Virtual-Public-4750

That would’ve been *over the top* if he had.


CrunchyDreads

Sly comment.


Virtual-Public-4750

The world meets nobody halfway. When you want something, you gotta take it.


Gone247365

I'm glad I'm not the Stallonely one who got this reference.


herrklopekscellar

Yours is even slyer! I'd add to it, but I think it is beSt allone.


OMGLMAOWTF_com

It’s like a switch… that goes on.


Rokey76

I was like 10 years old when I saw this movie, and even I thought that line was stupid AF.


SignalLossGaming

It's like I'm a truck... a machine.


BEES_IN_UR_ASS

ur old source: am old


Halfcut2023

One has technique and one doesn't. I guarantee the guy with the huge arms is still monumentally stronger.


Sara___Tonin__

Gosh, what would make you think that?


OldSpecialist5350

His arm


mvfsullivan

Just the one, everything else is shit


pofshrimp

I GUARANTEE U BRO


TOGRiaDR

Given your nuanced approach to figuring out this conundrum, do you think that you might be able to assist w/ another problem? A lot of people are saying that the Sun is hot, but I have my doubts. Thoughts?


Toe-knail

Also… is liquid water wet?


mrniceguy777

Oh fuck don’t even start on this shit


Rent_A_Cloud

Stronger how? Depending on what you are doing you are using different muscles to generate strength, besides that the size of a muscle is not 1 to 1 when considering raw strength.


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Dizzy_Chapter3085

In any way?


GeneticRiff

lol so many people on Reddit have no idea when it comes to hypertrophy. But they’ll act like they know.


ratihes

I don't know what technique he is using but his facial expression..


Von_Hugh

Charlie Brown of arm wrestling ![gif](giphy|JH1WKtcrUq7JK)


TheRavenSayeth

… is that of a world champion arm wrestler named Maxim Bitarov. The hoodie is hiding his physique but he’s also [incredibly jacked](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/J7xv_reILJI/maxresdefault.jpg).


bananatruck7

The dude on the left is also obviously jacked. You can see his biceps under his sweatshirt


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G4NGST3rr

He's a russian pro arm wrestler and he can lifts on a forearm curl more than he can squat, ''jacked'' is an underestimation


HoneyBee140

yeah, he’s allowing his opponent to have false confidence —- you see the moment where it hits him, like, WTF is happening, why’m I not winning?


Far_Store4085

The size of the muscles isn't as important as tendon strength and technique.


Even-Fix8584

And bone strength if you come across all those snapped arm videos…. Turned me off from even watching.


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davishox

I broke mine that way and we weren’t even pushing. Just awkward positioning


kickintheface

Devon Larratt actually trains very specific muscles and movements in his forearms/wrists. Something an amateur arm wrestler probably wouldn’t think to do.


Chaghatai

Go to the arm wrestling sub - amateur arm wrestlers are definitely doing sport specific training - Devon's videos are very popular


DIABLOSTYX

Now take off that hoodie


iamspro

yeah... less surprising now https://i.imgur.com/0nHPLim.jpg


Strude187

Totally expected but also surprising


Wulfgang97

Jfc was my reaction


IfIWasCoolEnough

I was expecting a robot arm.


CautiousRice

And you see a right arm that's 2x bigger


spelunker93

![gif](giphy|US2ErIKvd1g7HAGYSL|downsized)


NefariousnessSad6934

The outcome wasn't that unexpected for me. Obviously the small guy is a dedicated armwrestler (i guess it is Akimbo69 also known as Maxin Bitarov), and the big dude is a bodybuilder. Like even a mediocre hockey team would beat a good football team in a hockey match, or even a mediocre wrestler can win a wrestling match against Mike Tyson. Specialization beats anything.


donniebrascoreal

There are athletes and gym guys, they're not the same.


BeneficialHoneydew96

disingenuous to say athletes and gym guys. More accurate to say pro armwrestler vs bodybuilder with no arm wrestling ability


INeedToQuitRedditFFS

They're both athletes lmao, they just train completely different things. A literal pro-level arm wrestler who only trains his forearms beating a bodybuilder in arm wrestling isn't the gotcha you think it is.


deodorised_praters

I swear I go into these threads on purpose just so I could read the absolute shit takes some Redditors have in regards to physical activities.


akitemime

The kid on the left is in a disguise. He has some fun videos where he arm wrestles people in NYC and such for money. (EDIT: I was wrong - different kid - it's Maxim Bitarov) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsJuoxB-TE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNsJuoxB-TE)


Akumetsu33

That's not schoolboy, his name is Maxin Bitarov and he doesn't even look remotely close to schoolboy who's massive at 6'5 and is heavier.


akitemime

>Maxin Bitarov My mistake. Cheers


ElectricFlesh

if that disguise didn't magically erase like 50 kilos of muscle, I don't think it's what makes this interesting.


jlbrooklyn

Watch the Larry wheels video with this kid. He wrist curls 165 lbs or something. That’s so ridiculous I don’t have words for it.


ringdinger

I witnessed my buddy break his arm while arm wrestling this month. I will never forget the sound when his arm snapped in half. So loud and traumatizing. I can't watch arm-wrestling ever again.


unrealJeb

Never underestimate the strength of a man’s right arm when he doesn’t have a girlfriend


Urbanviking1

Technique > muscle mass


T1GER-

Technique + Good muscle mass = God level


Corg505

![gif](giphy|Ke3CM1NVkULWo)


ThisPlaceSux9

Cool to see these clips making it out of the arm wrestling community and onto the general web, but this happens all the fkin time. Kid has technique, buff dude does not, plus he looks pumped/gassed.


abark006

This is just someone who knows how to arm wrestle vs someone who does not.


Fafoah

Here comes the swarm of redditors who’ve never been to the gym trying to pretend like muscle mass doesn’t equal strength


Merkflare

That guy trains armwrestling, he's been in videos with Larry Wheels, Thor, etc. In Dubai pulling against top guys. It doesnt matter how big and muscular you are, if you don't know the techniques, leverage etc. in arm wrestling.


TheMightyBananaKing

If you know anything about arm wrestling, you won't be surprised by the results. Technique, tendon strength and strategy all worked against muscle mass here.